#but GODDD how i hated him he was terrible

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"you have your own freedom! just let people love what they love, man! you are selfish!"

letter for an old poet, boygenius / techno & tommy, doomsday

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I hate how some people after season 2 are just putting hate on Aziraphale. I mean, he in fact, left the Crowley, but he had his own reasons as well, didn't he? Aziraphale have a very compliceted relationship with heaven but he is in fact an angel and he want to belong there OAAAAAHHHHH—

Quick frame from animatic, u can find it on my instagram for example :) chestnut.racc (quick self advertisment haha)

Anyway, those kind of videos where people are insulting Aziraphale or smth like 'me after s2' and the video of taking of his face or covering them all on some kind of placats. I'm shittin myself. I know that thats grief after the ending but... Man his whole life or more like existance is not ONLY about Crowley in fact :/

Look how we get a chance to speculate why did he do that? What was his reasons? I think that the ending of Good Omens was (not only just marketing catch (that dramatic pause for a kiss and 'betrayal') but also a planned procedure? I love them both [Aziraphale and Crowley] equally so you shouldn't think this is a desperate attempt to protect your favorite (wha de duck I am saying, this series have a few months now so it is not a fresh topic... For me it is oh goddd ANYWAY)

Alr, here is another image so you won't go so quickly and read all that shit or not

Hkhm... Let me give yall a wholeass essay in my second language.

Kidding! Not so extreme. Haha. Anyway. Those are the possibilities why Aziraphale decided that he should leave to heaven. Of course, there could be a few. Or everything. Or none. It's just my personal opinion :)

Again, assumptions, personal opinion, don't want to offend anyone. Thing up⬆️ that's the part where you can argue with me, debate maybe. Whatever. Thing down, I gues bunch of headcanonc? I don't know, they are theories? You can as well say what you think!!⬇️

Goosh, sorry for the mess. Lets start already. Yeah. Uh. Right. Right. Alright. Why Aziraphale chose heaven?

1. Aziraphale overall is an angel... Literally... So uhm he is naturally connected with God, wich he as well worships. He don't have to stand with heaven, but he still has a deep bond with good. Leaving the heaven would be, right, a great decision for his wellbeing. It's clear that he's not on their side. But he did not left his God. Saying 'no' to Megatron would be something that would make him feel terribly guilty and overall devasted, as he would disobey his own moral code and he would gave up a part of himself, I suppose.

2. For 6,000 fuckinf years he had been arguing with himself about feeling for Crowley, right now doesn't matter if platonic, romantic. He was renouncing Crowley so many times that he don't know him, he's not his friend. Yet he could not resist, but be with that redhead. Don't you think that he was having some, oh I don't know, moral crisis? Imagine choosing between two most importanr things? The creature you love and, for Azi, a literall purpose of creation - serving God? Oh man, he was in this state for over 6,000 years. If he would say 'no' then, would he ever get another chance like that to habilitate? He was working so hard, for so long, but he didn't had to chose through all those centuries. Now he had. I guess it's logical, that he choosed his creator.

3. Clear and logical! If Crowley would be back to heaven, he wouldn't have to choose between two thing he loves. Ah you clever one :). Nah. He literally said that he wants to work with Crowley. What can I say more.

4. Obvioulsy, he did not wanted to chose what we know of we SHOULD from serial. And pervious point... And previous previous. It felt like he had been lost or something in it all. I mean, he needed to choose if he wants to take Crowley, if he wants to go back. He was rhinking about the kiss, probably about heaven, what would they say, what would they do. To him, to Crowley. What he should say to Megatron. I suppose he was impetuous with that decision. Imagine lying (he is a damn angel whaaa) to yourself for thousands of years and then just having to confess. Nah, he would like better to stay silent and still lie 🙂 oh god why he is so stupid. Crowley is also stupid. They both are!!!

5. He was mad. Similisr to previous point. He felt like he did not belong with Crowley, as he was devasted. And also Crowley ignored him as well, as Azi ignored Crowley. But i want to focus on thing that he said that he NEEDS him and begged to not to leave him. Easy peasy. No communication between those doveys.

6. He was afraid of loving Crowley as - what would heaven say? What would god say? Will they be happy? Will they be safe? Is it really possible for them to be together? Demon and angel?

7. He considered himself as a failure for Crowley 👍 after he said yes, when Crowley was always saying no.

8. He was afraid of the consequences refusing heaven. Like, he literally was making out with devil, then went o heaven, hell's fire couldn't kill 'him' (ik it was crowley but not for heaven), he was hiding Gabriel, he did not cooperated with heaven. There were a few times when he sinned... A lot. Uhm. Well,I DO have a reason to suppose this could have been some kind of test or something... Because what the hell? From archangel, later no one, then back to the archangel?

Aug! Sorry, long post. Rage hit me. I'm going to sleep now, goodnight :)

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evil version of that previous anon: and what were your LEAST favorite parts of each of those seasons?

sorry i got to this so late! buuut

total drama

season 1: leshawna's elimination. just... utter bullshit. closely followed by geoff's. also utter bullshit. in fact heather's whole plot armor was meh

season 2: sorry guys but courtney's entire arc. i can't stand her in TDA. she's meh to okay at best in TDI and fine until the gwuncan stuff in TDWT, after that i just can't even. she's so annoying sorry <//3

season 3: EZEKIEL'S MUTANT ARC COME ONNN MY MAN DESERVES BETTER LET HIM BE HAPPY FUCK YOU

season 4: the all-men finale. we should've gotten a zoey vs cameron finale. boo

season 5: the fact that it exists. i have so many problems with it, it's hard to narrow it down to just one single part i hated most, but there is one! i hated how every character was dumbed down. heather just telling alejandro she had the idol. alejandro just telling mal he had proof he was evil. many eliminations. the fact that the final five was... well, that. but most, i hated mal's arc and how mike was 'cured' of DID by pressing a button. i won't speak much on it since it's nowhere near my expertise nor business as a singlet but i would imagine that is. not how it fucking works. at all and just such a sad sterotyped thing to add an eViL alter to the poor guy just to give him more substance. plus i've discussed this with a mutual before but mal just feels like max taken seriously by the narrative. yeah i hate this season there's a reason it gets trampled in my fic

season 6: there was so much potential for max to be a hero and stand up to scarlett. like. so much. i love him he deserved better. that's not the worst tho and if you're new here let me tell you I FUCKING HATE DAVE. OKAY. i have a BIG issue with that guy which is half because he reminds me of some asshole i know irl and half because he just fucking sucks. i don't get any dave ship, any dave love, anything at all. there is nothing to like about him. he is genuinely one of the very few total drama characters that i can't even make up the substance he lacks. just. fuck dave

season 7 (RR): the daters and best friends fell so flat for me in different ways. the daters were just so annoying and i couldn't have been happier at their elimination. the best friends just felt so forced to me. i mean i'm also a romance-repulsed(-ish, not always, it's complicated) aromantic but oh my goddd... they dragged on for sooo loooongggggggg

season 8: the jurasic fart episode. also how chase treated emma. again fuck these allos /j

season 9: PRILEB. OKAY LISTEN. i fucking LOVE prileb BUT i also fucking HATEEE them. they could've been so good if priya was just eliminated earlier. caleb could've had more to him than priya's misunderstood boyfriend, he could've made alliances and friends, but noooo just give him an entire miscommunication arc FUCK YOU yeah prileb could've been so good if it was good (total drama catchphrase)

disventure camp

season 1: fiore's betrayal to alec felt like terrible writing to me and i'll still stand by that. a character like fiore needs more than one side and alec was that other, softer, caring side. and they threw it all away for shock value! <//3 i really hope these two make up :( i miss them so much. oh also the downfall of tomjake like what the fuck happened oh my

season 2: some challenges were... creepy and weird to say the least. spin the wheel to see who to kiss? my aro ass could never. and when kristal indirectly outed aiden during the dares challenge? like, this yo host? trevor would never <3

season 3: whatever the fuck riya and connor, as well as tom and jake, as well as ally and hunter, as well as- FUCK IT WHATEVER THE FUCK THE COUPLES HAVE GOING ON. YES ALL OF THEM EXcept gabellie. keep going my loves you're doing great

[sparkbugs]

My liveblog reaction post for JRWI Riptide 114! :3 SPOILERS AHEAD if that wasn’t obvious.

I completely forgot. About the bastion/stronghold. IF THEY LEAVE THE SHIP THEY LOSE THE TELEPORTER.

Haha! Ha. Wowie this is extremely stressful to start a session Jesus Christ. Pls get good perception AGGG. The laughter but it’s so stress LMAOOO AAAA

If anyone dies this episode! Haha.

How is this all 10 mins into the episode it’s just a terrible chase scene I am so. Aughhh

THANK GOD TBEY GOT TO THE DOCKS. BUT IS THE SHIP OKAY. if the ship fucking denigrates they lose their teleporter man they need that to get home if anything haha! Aggghghsh

The fucking. Fish shoes. Also PORTABLE HOLE LMAOOO

Gryffon :( my boy protect the ship my guy ily

Godddd because of the title I’m so fucking sure there’s stuff about Jay’s family here. I’m so sure there’s lots of things here but it’s so not safe.

Darkness lets gooo… oh.. that audio… ohhhhggg ahhdnjs oh goddddd

“Hello..?” *unimaginable horror response in a roar*

HOW HAS IT ONLY BEEN 25 MINS THERE ARE UNIMAGINABLE HORRORS THIS IS TERRIFYING

Portable holeeeee that’s a smart play, but that’s terrifying to think bout the helmet

“GUYS YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS” “what is it gill?” “Stairs!” “… that’s a ladder gill-“ I love them so much

More unimaginable horror sounds! Oh boy! This is. It’s been 30 fucking minutes.

Oh yucky.. skin… Jesus.. oh noooogghdjhdns

ITS GONE?!?!? WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO.

THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING TIME TO BE ARGUINGGGG AAAAGGGG

I hate this so fucking much actually

The bit shoes.. Charlie please

We have made it 40 mins in let’s goooo haha. Ha!

A GLHYPHHJDHHSHS JAY NO WHAT HEY. FIREEE????? 37 POINTS HOLYYYY FUCKKKKK

HAHSJFHSJAIDJSUHWKS CREATURES THEYRE HERE AND THEYRE ANGRY

Haha it’s all fine now. Also the fucking bones aren’t real??? What. HAHAHAHAJGSIW UH OH BIZLY PLEASSEE

LMAOOO HAHAGGGSHDA THE PARANOIA IS SO FUCKING REAL

HAHSHSHSHA THE FUCKING MICROCHIPS IN THE WATER NOO STOP FUCKIN WITH GILL LMAO

Almost an hour in!! Woooooo! No ones dead thank fucking god

Thank god Chip please make sure no one dies thank u skelly man <3

Floor threeeee baybeee surely nothing happens here. :)

There’s someone waiting for themmmmm hahaha

“Jay can you do me a flavor right now?”

AHAHSHSHSHA WHATTTT WDYMMMM EVERYTHING GULLIOKFNXUSHSO GILLION NOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCKSHAIABA also the last quote being Gillion’s last words man. Yikes

Where is my boy where is my boy where is my boy. IS THAT HIS FUCKING SKIN

ITS HIS FUCKING SKINH IM SO MOT OKAY WHWRE IS MY BOY WHEFE IS HE. GIVE HIM BACK THEY JUST GOT HIM VACK

Haha. I’m fine :) I’m gonna ignore that for now haha cause why. Would that be an issue :)

I’m so worried about him actually. Bring him back

THEY WERE FUCKING EXPERIMENTING ON THE ICHOR. I KNEW IT BUT GOD THE CONFIRMATION IS. UGHHHGHDJSK yea this is such a navy thing to do. Yuck

Oh my god they didn’t see what skin the trition in the ground was. What if that was Edyn. Oh I’m so unwell.

GODDD THEYRE USING THE LEVIATHAN AND THE FUCKING ICHOR AS A SUPER WEAPON. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE NAVY.

NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH THE EPISODE YET WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK

Chip is so me I would totally. Grab bone pieces. EWWWW WHY MORE SKIN GROSS HOW MANY PEOPLE DID THEY FUCKING KILL

DEATHWARD SAVED THIS MAN PLEASE STAY MY GUY I LOVE YOU. this man is being crucified.. oh my god,,

Holy shit.. Kuba kenta :o is that u bitch

ITS HIMMMM HOLYYYY SHITTYTTT HAHSHSHSHAHA he’s such a bastard but also such a good villain… godddddd he’s just a fluffy guy :3

Mmmmmm machineeeeee

Giving me The Core from Amphibia vibes. This is fucking TERRIFYING. I MEAN I WAS RIGHT HERE CAUSE GILLION WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. PLEASE. GILLION WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. WHY DID YOU SIT IN THE CHAIR

WHWIDUDISHWJDJEIEJAIWHDIRJE GILLION. WHAT THE FUCK. Oh

Oh my god. 0 initiative. Oh my god Gillion please

“I would like to touch myself… and say- there’s more wait” PLEASEEE CHARLIEEE LMAOOOO

AWAAA RUN GILLION RUNNNNNN

“Oh my god, Gillion’s not fast.” HES RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE RIGHT NOW SO MAYBE HE IS??

It’s totally him right. YEA it’s Gilly :) why hasn’t he told them about Kuba Kenta.

Aughhhhghhfjskb CONDI?!??? LMAOOOO

Why. Are you. I. I despise them so much.

FIREWALL AUGHHGH NOT AGAIN

“CHEEBO” the rest of chips skin is fucking burnt off Jesus Christ

.. oh fuck. There’s more people going in????? It better not be the rest of the crew. INVISIBLITY WENT DOWN IGHDHDHSJS

Bones… gill I’m so sorry man :(

CHIP STOP BEING LIKE THAT YOU LOVE THEM. You love them. They you’re besties.

NATURAL 1 BUT IGS A FUCKING 23 WHAT THE HELLLLLL

Aughhhhhhhh paijnnnm pleaseeee surely nothing goes wrong mannnn what the hell

… conch shell time haha uh oh surelyyyy this will be fine

Jay my beloved <3 you got this girl

AAAA Grandma Ferin… SHES FUCKING CRAZY HOLY SHIT. Vault… time.. oh no. Woahhhh wonder. If that’s the true prophecy in there

CONDI DEAFENED AUGSJHSJGA WHATTT NO BRING HIM BACK OH FUCK

Haha they’re trapping themselves in this room. Uh oh.

OH. GILLION. OH NO. OH NOOO WHAT. HELLO. HEY. Uh oh. Hey. WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK WHAT IS GOING ON

WHERE IS MY FISH MAN WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE

THE HORRORS ARE THERE THE HORRORS. THATS WBY HE DIDNT TELL ABLUT KUBA KENTA OH MY GOD

…

The sword. Thank god.

PELASEEEE DONT LET ANY OF TJEM DIE OM GONIFNIBSJA GILLIONS GOING GO SAVE HIS FRIEND HES FOINF AS FAST AS HE VAN

JAY PLEASE GO HELP PLEASE FUCKKKK ING HELL

Ichor creature. Godddddd

I don’t even have words this is just combat that’s terrible and I hate it

Aughhdhxhsishdjsn man. People have been so right about how this episode is Bad bad. Like. Wow.

2 and half hours in. Pain and suffering. Please don’t let Chip die again. Charlie did really fucking good playing his doppelgänger without breaking that’s insane.

Gillion’s yelling at each other would be so much funnier if it wasn’t. A life or death situation

CHARLIE SALUTING IM SO UPSET PLEASSESS LET THEM LIVE

YEAHAHAHAHDHDHS GET HIS ASS JAY

HAHA HEY.

HOW ARE THEY TYING IM GONNA CRYYYY

HE WCJDJDSHS HE DID IT HE FUCKING DID IT OM GONAN THROW UP OHHHHGG MU GOD

GILLIONS STUFF FUCKKKKING WAITAAGGG

HAHAHDHSGWGE KUBA KENTA MENTION.

Oh. He’s. Opening. Kubas cage. Gillion. Hey.

Haha they have to go back UP?!? Well. Riptide pirates, it was nice knowing you.

Chip. Can’t be healed I am so upset. Also I feel like the creatures are just going to escape. And Kuba Kenta is going to be Right There.

Dopplegilly you bitch ass mother fucker give my boy back his stuff

WHDIXHSIDHS THEY PUT HIM IN THE HOLE??? Well. I mean. Go off

I hope they don’t fucking fall into the lava. Like seriously after all that.

Well. Gillion. Please let this man get his stuff. WALL OF WATER THANK GODDDD

How is there a half hour left.

HE HAS MISTY STEP. CHARLIE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

I am so. AUEGUESHS THE LIFE DEBT OF DOPPELGILLY GOINF BACK INTK THE HOLE PLEASE LMAOOOO WHAT IS THIS

Please get out of here please just get the ship off the island oh my god

So much murderrr please go n get them and get out im so ahdichdiebz

oh . The fucking. Turrets. LMFAO COUNTER SPELL THE FUCKING ASS TURRETS JDDIDBKS

THE FUCKCONF DECK IM GONNA LOSE IT PLEASE. DONT LET HIM DO THAT PLEASE

WHY NOT JUST FUCKING THROW THE DECK OF CARDS UP. WHY. I’m gonna.

THE IDIOT CARD. OH MY GODDD HAHAHDJDHAUA 3 INTELLIGENCE IM SOGONGNDHSBA

THE VOID. LMAOOOO HES FUCKING GONE THANK GOD. Anyways the TURRETS.

THEY FUCKING DID IT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

Well. That was. An episode. Well. I can see why everyone was freaking out about it LMAO THEYRE ALIVE THOUGH LETS GOOOO RIPTIDE PIRATES

[transbeeduo]

how do u feel about c!DNF. ship ask game. XD x George as well.

anon i fucking love you for this holy shit

What made you ship it?: i think i started shipping it once I started treating C!Dream like my OC tbh? I’ve always been a big c!sapnotfound fan but didn’t start hitting it off with c!dnf until recently. XDNF im pretty sure around 2021? I’ve always liked the ship

What are your favorite things about the ship?: GOD C!DNF IS SO FUCKING GOOD. NOBODY REALIZES HOW GOOD THIS SHIP IS BUT GODDDD IT ISSSS. It’s so fucked up like, Dream absolutely is gonna have like, this weird unhealthy obsession with George i feel like he’s like. Weirdly idolizing someone who very much is NOT INTERESTED but Dream doesn’t know that because he’s been rotting in prison for a year and has just built up this fantasy of George in his head and its WILDLY inaccurate but he clings to it like a lifeline. I think when they actually did meet Dream freaked the fuck out because George was like “holy shit what the fuck is wrong with you you’re a terrible person” FOR OBVIOUS REASONS and Dream’s weird fantasies of him were shattered me and my girlfriend who hates me and wants nothing to do with me but we were once close friends or even lovers and i cling to that like a lifeline. X!DNF is just flat out really fun I think literally a god being like. Weirdly obsessed with this woman who’s really just kinda a apathetic dick to everyone around her is so funny but also GODDD u KNOWWW its ass is doing some fucked up shit to George we see it in canon but theres no WAYYY there’s not even worse shit we didn’t see yk????? God i wish c!george was actually a character she wouldve been so fucking cool

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?: c!dnf are both transwomen i mean this so seriously.

askgame!!

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young royals season 2: some thoughts (spoilers obviously)

this season, in a word, was unhinged.

the whole thing felt very... teenager-y? and especially considering all the circumstances..

Wille was being kind of a dick sometimes but I don't hold it against him. when he seriously fucked up with felice he owned up to it so I forgave him very quickly. I love the whole thing with therapy and how what do you know- it actually helped him and came to bite his mom in the ass (but. yes. loved that. it felt very therapy like). I LOVED how much of an ass he was to august YES GET HIM, RUIN HIM!!!!

One thing was that... i understand he's standing on the edge and everything is SO MUCH, but in season 1 they established so well and so beautifully how much he struggles with the pressure BUT he's so well trained in this role and this life that he's so good at putting up a show, making an official appearance and behaving in an "appropriate manner", and I do feel like it was less nuanced this season...? idk

My heart broke for him when he called his mom and then even more so when they tried to get him away from school and the frog thing broke. Ik it was very much on the nose with the metaphor about breaking the glass trapping him but I liked it.

I did like the Marcus and Simon storyline, I loved how it was not one sidedly good or bad and it was cute, but obviously not the right thing for both of them. again, I'm not too mad at Simon for "cheating", maybe I'm just being forgiving. but I definitely did LOVE the confrontation Marcus and Simon had.

August is absolute shit and i'm sort of glad he didn't get redeemed at all?

like all the parts when he felt terrible and might have been a character to sympathize- it was just bc he was facing consequences for his actions. not because of actual remorse. the second things turned in his favor he immediately jumped on the opportunity and was an asshole about it. what Sarah said to him in the end is exactly that- he thinks he can just fix things with status and money bc he's a privileged asshole. their whole relationship was at times cute sure, but I mostly I hated him and didn't want him to be with her.

I'm honestly not mad at Sarah AT ALL! I feel like her "bad actions" came from such a different place, and she actually feels bad for doing things that are bad, she wanted to see the best in him and like she said, was thinking irrationally. (unlike august, coming out with the whole plan with the police, and all the other things he did)

loved the girls group, loved the conversations with nils, loved Felice and Wille's relationship (other than the stupid slip up)

Simon's song was. damn. my fucking HEART. i cannot. i will cry, do not test me.

I felt like Simon and Wille's relationship was handled quite well in the situation. the whole hot and cold thing didn't feel annoying and dramatic, I liked the communication, the respect for boundaries and the difficulty to let go. in this super messed up situation it felt to me like the best thing they could do honestly. also they had such cute cute moments, so soft and wholesome in the midst of all the chaos (the curtains. so important)

They really acknowledged the messedupness of the whole royal family concept and people with power who can get away with anything and I think it's so important. god when Wille pointed the gun at August and was like "I can get away with anything" goddd it was so damn.. it was basically the core of my hatred for August.

he DOES get away with everything in the end. he DOES get "rewarded". what he did was just. unredeemable. i honestly don't know what they can do to make me like him (nothing).

I think the most important thing they did was show us that wille brushed his teeth after throwing up and before making out with simon it would have bothered me SO much otherwise :')

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thousand autumns donghua, episode 9~

shen qiao is COUGHING UP BLOOD NOW OH MY GOD!!! FETCH A DOCTOR!! FETCH A PRIEST!! FETCH HIS CRAZY HUSBAND!! FETCH SOMEONE!!! wtf his cab is taking him out of the city, what terrible servi--OH NO IT'S BAI RONG D: bai rong: why are u asking about that old driver for, when there's a pretty lady in front of u??? 😘😘😘 shen qiao: ….i'm blind :( (also gay) OH NO SHE KILLED THE OLD MAN ;A; poor old man, rip lao wei, we never saw u but i assume u had friends or family who are missing u rn…. f in the chat for the tart's victim 😔 ahh she was hiding the sexy outfit under the plain one!! clever!! no one EVER expects the Double Outfit Gambit!! 👘👗 bai rong: come nowww yan wushi is so old and weird!!! i don't like ur boyfriend!! but i could be ur girlfriend!! i want to be ur girlfriend! hEY. HEYYYYY >:) shen qiao: pls stop touching me :( GIRL STOP THIS IS WEIRD THIS IS WEIRDDDDD ;A; oh SHIT GET EM SHEN QIAO!! THAT'S RIGHT!! DON'T LET HER BULLY U!!! everyone thinks they can take advantage of u bc ur a nice lad!! i hate it when ppl do that!! just bc he's nice doesn't mean u can hurt him! it doesn't mean u can mistreat him!! he may be KIND but he's not a fucking door mat!! >:V HE EVEN APOLOGISES TO HORSES FOR FUCK'S SAKE. HE'S SUCH A GOOD BOY ;A; shen qiao: *swoons* the old man arrives just in time to catch him again lmaooo shen qiao be looking at the sword of woe like it's a sword of WHOA D: yws: ur dying lol. why don't u be evil with me?? it'll be fun~ remember how ur pet hobo betrayed u??? didn't that suck?? aren't u tired of being nice?? don't u just want to go apeshit??? >:D SHEN QIAO JUST WANTS TO BE TRUE TO HIMSELF ;A; aww yissss more evil laughter :D ngl i really missed it, it never fails to make me laugh as well 🤣 AWW THEYRE BOTH HAPPY NOW!!!! OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO ADORABLE!!! THEY'RE BOTH JUST. SO HAPPY. I LOVE THEM. I LOVE THEM ;A; oh good he's got his stick back!! i was worried, since that twat broke it before!! poor shen qiao just can't catch a break smh 😔 maybe a broken arm, the way things are going for him 😔 THE MONK!!! i remember him!! is he going to say it?? IS HE GONNA SAY THE THING??? I'M WAITING FOR HIM TO SAY THE THINGGGG yws: i'm gonna go fetch what's his name, u go on ahead ok?? sq: wh-- yws: VIBE CHECK!!! *yeets shen qiao into the building* UH WHO IS WAIT YUWEN YOU???? IS THAT THE FUCKING EMPEROR WHAT THE FUCK I'M SO CONFUSED??? A GO DEADLOCK??? WHY ARE WHY ARE THERE SOLDIERMANS HERE??? ARE THEY MOVING?? IS THIS HOW EMPERORS PLAY GO?? BY MAKING SOLDIERS KILL EACH OTHER??? WTF???? well it's a good thing shen qiao can just. jump onto the life-sized game board. i. i sort of thought that would be cheating but. i guess not??? WTF HE WON HOW???? WHAT JUST???? WHAT JUST HAPPENED???? shen qiao beats the emperor and then politely compliments him like it was nothing. shen qiao who are u. shen qiao WHAT are u. shen qiao are u single OK WE'RE GETTING AN EXPLANATION THEN???? yeah no totally didn't understand at all :D i'm not even sure what go is called in chinese?? i think i heard.......qi?? something??? idk. also wHY ARE THERE SUCH COOL NAMES FOR GAME MANOEUVRES. WHAT IS HAPPENING emperor: lol ur good at board games, u want a job?? shen qiao, thinking: i'm in danger :) OH MY GODDD THE OLD MAN IS CALLING HIM ~A-QIAO~ IN FRONT OF THE FUCKING EMPEROR. IN FRONT OF EVERYONEEEE OH MY GOD uh-oh the monk made emperor angy. somebody better say emituofo for HIM now O_O seeing yan wushi acting polite is. EARTH SHATTERING. so strange. i'm…..shocked??? weird 👀

yws: anyway here are my evil plans. u should stay and help bc ppl will keep trying to kill u without my protection >:) sq: no thanks :) if i just let u shelter me, isn't that the same as being sheltered by mt xuandu?? i'll head out on my own :) yws, thinking: ppl keep treating him badly, but he just perseveres!! it makes me want to……HURT HIM MORE >:) wtf yan wushi u are a strange man. u are a weirdo. pls don't step on shen qiao. he's wearing white the stains will never come out yan wushi PLS lmao yan wushi trying to tempt shen qiao into going to dongkang with him is hilarious, i love the bg music as well!! it's so whimsical~ WELL WELL WHO MIGHT THIS BE??? idk him YET but he's??? kinda hot??? ngl i have a Type and it's. embarrassingly obvious smh rip birb….😔 also: the monk did NOT say emituofo. heartbreaking 😔

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I saw a really cool thread on twitter about how in Muu's latest MV, in her 'fantasy' she's the tallest in the hive because she has control, whereas in rl Muu is the shortest in her friend group ⎯ meaning she's the one with least control. 🤔 AND IT MAKES SENSE!!! cos in her 'fantasy', when she's in charge she is more confident(?) when going against others but then in her rl version she's more cowardly ⎯ like from her 1st trial we see how Muu handles confrontation, via her confronting her victim (iirc she cries and goes frantic.)

And just saying this now, but I'm not trying to like...make it seem like I think she's innocent?? COS THATS NOT THE CASE . I def think she's guilty, but it's so interesting to me how ... her whole murder case plays out?? Like in the 1st trial we all thought she was innocent and was just getting revenge on the person who bullied her or instigated the bullying (which ig happened?? but there was details left out at the time that we didn't know about) AND SO FINDING OUT.. MORE ON WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED ??? IS JUST INSANE, CRAZY AND HONESTLY JUST BAFFLING?? Spoilers for Muu's 2nd voice drama!! vv

But what really ig shocked me the most was her voice drama... How she was SO adamant on being innocent and how we'd be terrible if we change our minds about our verdicts on her. LIKE DONT GET ME WRONG I KINDA SUSPECTED THE PRISONERS WLD BE UPSET IF WE CHANGE OUT MINDS ABT THEM... BUT MUU?? I thought she'd be the same as yuno??? Like hardly changed but ... man i honestly don't know.

AND OH DON'T GET ME STARTED . ON HER AND HARUKA ... they.. make me sick /hj i fucking love the change in MILGRAM and how these two got paired up and formed a little team, but also HATE HOW . HOW ONE SIDED (?) IT IS????? Muu being the one in control, like she wanted and had always seen herself as, and Haruka being the puppet... used, but given attention to... lord LORD . ITS SO SICK HOW HARUKA WAS ALSO THREATENING TO OFF HIMSELF FOR MUU AND HER BEING LIKE "It's his choice and as a friend why should I stop him from doing what he wants?" LOVE MILGRAM HATE MILGRAM GODDD!!!!!!

Is it .. weird to see both her and Haruka be voted guilty this time around..?? Haruka honestly I was unsure abt,, but after thinking it through, I do believe he needs the guilty verdict to tone down his... obsessive issue(?) but also not?? Cos what I'm more concerned about this time around is someone getting hurt by Kotoko again, if she's voted innocent at least.

Lemme know your thoughts tho on some other speculations tho!!!

[activatingaggro]

Goddd. I finally went through, downloaded all of my logs from Discord, sorted them and uploaded them to a neocities site! So perhaps I’ll actually finish that timeline, and go ahead and post them up here.

Because I forgot how many bits are just very charming, in an absolutely dreadful kind of way, haha. Second-hand embarrassment is real, and ID is the fucking worst for it, so one of my favorite terrible scenes from an Egghunt 2019 thread.

Context: ID is a yellowblood (former) athlete who’s terrified of being helmed, has trust issues out the ass, and is obsessively, hopelessly pitch for his long-term kismesis. This thread was a few months after ID had gotten pulled back into an old Imperial program by his shitty ex, and after he’s just freshly flown the coop from it (by blowing up said programs’ campus).

Vadaya is the kismesis he’s obsessed with, and Vadaya is an imperial soldier with ports and a fascination with wetware. In the aftermath of the program shitshow, ID decided that the best, healthiest, absolutely not batshit way of dealing with his personal portphobia - and to express affection to Vadaya, way more easily than he is comfortable doing verbally - was to.. dualhelm Vadaya’s personal ship with him, in a Pacific Rim-style mindlink.

Because ID’s a dipshit! He is the biggest fucking dipshit, but holy shit it’s fun to write.

"I don't settle period," you fire back, and as tightly bound as you are, maybe he doesn't feel the sting of your pan nanny. You'd settled for Raphae, in the IEP. You'd done it again, when push came to shove, and only after balking a little. There's certain things in life that you'll fight for. But mostly, it's simple to just accept when things are easy.

Vadaya's always been easy. Even when you wanted to claw open his face, he had fit into your life like a puzzle piece that you hadn't known was missing. You'd felt his absence since the first night you'd parted on Epiphany, and you had obsessed over how to make sure it would never happen again, because..

The two of you were just made to be together, was the way that it felt. And why let it be any different?

And maybe you'd say as much, but Vadaya pushes memories at you instead. Memories, and feelings. The scent of your hair, when he buries his face into it. The rumble of your purr vibrating through his chest. The flare of satisfaction, the first time he'd properly caught you off guard, and on top of it all, affection: black and heady and so impossibly heavy that it permeates every aspect of the memories, like oil smudged across a lense. It's enough that you feel like you're going to choke on it, or drown in it, because you don't know what to do with all of that.

Except push back.

Everything you feel about Vadaya always sits in your chest like a snarl of yarn, all tangled up in itself. There's hate. There's hate in every strand of it, permeating every fiber until it's practically dripping black. Vadaya has every trait that a troll could have - every trait that one should. He's brilliant as any violet scientist. He's prettier than half of the trolls I'm the city. He's ambitious, and he's deadly, and he's more than just competent: he's actually good at his job, and his work, and everything he puts his mind to, when he's not hiding it.

And how often does he hide it? Your pitch is a diamond in the rough, but he's always so determined to hide himself in the dust. It's fine. That's what you're there for: to wash off the dust, take some sand, and grind it into him until he's polished to a fucking shine, and every troll around him can see the brilliance that you see.

And he -

You trust him to do the same. It's a silly, pupaish kind of thing, trusting folks! Where's that ever gotten you? Raphae, apologising for your pan nanny, promising your hair would grow back - Miette, with the shears in her hand, perched on the window of your room, promising that it'd only take an hour, and she knew how to clip out wetware -

There's bile in your throat, you realise suddenly, and those aren't the thoughts you want to go sharing. So you snatch them back, drown them under something new. Something better. Your unease as you'd drifted after Vadaya into the gym, taking in the sight of the trolls at work around you, at all of the fucking Imperials, and the fact you'd followed anyway. The fog of alcohol, the blur of the room, and the way you'd buried yourself into him instead of dealing with any of it. There'd been a warm comfort to the way his voice had washed over you, even as his fingers worked their way through your curls. You'd almost culled Riccin. They could have culled you, right then, and who would've really blamed them, when you were such an easy mark?

You wouldn't have. But you didn't have to worry about that. The memory pulls up just from association: bleeding from burnout, iron still in your mouth, Miette on the ship, and all you could think about was Vadaya. You'd flung yourself on him as soon as you were in the apartment, the prefect example of cullbait, and you'd never even considered any possibility aside from him catching you.

He shouldn't have. You should have. And that's the funny thing about pitch: you hate him for it so much, but this isn't a part of him that you want to change. (edited)

But there's so much of him that you do want to change. There's so much of him that could be better, and will be better, and you're going to watch it every step of the way.

Had you thought you were going to drown before? Now it feels like you're going to choke on all of this. Oh, and you'd thought just shoving feelings would be easier than stating them! It's not quite regret that's flooding your connection as you fumble through slamming the gates. It's just -

- you don't get embarrassed.

It's just enough, you decide, and your fingers are hot as you yank the plug out of the back of your neck. Improper disconnect, your wetware yowls, and your vision floods with codes and errors, but it's fine. You can just squeeze them shut and breathe through it.

It gives you time to pull yourself together, too. When you'd thought you might just show him -

- you didn't mean that much.

[evenstarfalls]

gghhaag i want to devour the rest of this book but i don't want ittt to be ooooverrrr (vengeful) i don't want to leave this world i don't want to finish m y reread

victor at the gym is so fucking funny i can't even imagine

i love it when the characters talk to each other i just. it fills me with joy, them speaking to each other

132 deaths

DON'TTTT LET HIM OUT

don't remind him of angie 😭

nooonoo don't let EON get you

dom nooooo NOOO i can't read this i can't

eli is always thinking about victor

nice character growth from sydney

FOOL FOOL FOOL DON'T FALL FOR HIS TRAP

it's really interesting how they're all different brands of terrible people.

eli digging the trackers out of himself with a broken pen ugh

nice reminder once upon a time he was a premed student

everyone underestimates mitch

dom dom dom dom dom

go be free

Everyone stop betraying Sydney's trust challenge

DOMINIC NO 😭

I miss him already 😭😭😭😭

If we don't get Dominic back in 3 i am going to be very upset

Why is Dol the character with the 2nd most deaths

Victor stealing a black coat 💀

ELI AND VICTOR OH MY GODDD

Victor sees Eli first. Same as in Vicious

Victor's getting old 😭 hmm wait assuming there's another time skip Victor will probably be in his 40s in book 3. Will he be going gray by then?

This is gruesome

Working together...oh god my heart

Rest in peace Jonathan you tortured soul

It's so gruesome! I really have a much higher gore tolerance in books than onscreen

Bye queen you had a great run.

Someone get Eli some clothes 💀

Much appreciated

HAVERTY

One of two characters in this book i really really hate

And both of them traumatized Eli...

My poor boy

You fools let him get away

Both of them rendered mortal

ELI 💔💔💔💔

I want him back

Vic no go back to your family

I forgot Stell dies

Catch me if you can.

Eliot Cardale 💔

Dominic Rusher 💔

They'd better not stay dead they'd better fucking not

I mean i think Eli will be back it's half his series but I can't bear the thought of Dominic staying dead my poor boy

Omg what if Sydney goes and resurrects all the dead EOs

That was distressing. I can't believe I'm done with the reread already. I'll have to reread again in a few months. Please Victoria please please give us another book i need it anyways i love this book so much.

[sonicunleash]

hey have you heard of this guy called laurance my friend laurance.

HES MY BEST FRIIIIEEEND OH MY GODDD when we started watching mcd i was not expecting to get so obsessed with him but now i don't know how i didnt expect it. he's bisexual he's so fruity about it he's so so nice he's good with kids and he is also massively fucked up and refuses to acknowledge it. he needs therapy. he needs me. laurance, if you're out there,

ANYWAYS the question marks are because 1. i don't know what fanon IS but 2. i know that jess completely drops the ball on his writing in later seasons so I feel like its not too hard for fanon to be better. but also i heards the fans are kind of terrible so. who knows. i still cant comprehend people hating him after his character development

[kittlyns]

Maybe I haven't read enough lgbt historical fantasy novels yet but the two I have read so far haven't been terribly satisfying

It sucks cuz they were both widely praised and highly recommended.

The Song of Achilles ended terribly, in my opinion. And not because they both died, no, I know that's how the story had to end. I didn't like either main character by the end. Achilles was just a prideful asshole, and despite the narrative's attempt to make me believe otherwise, Patroclus was still weak-minded and had a hard time confronting Achilles when he was wrong.

Not to mention how every woman written in the book feels like a mean-spirited caricature. There's little compassion for them. Like, I get it, it's a gay love story/tragedy. But does every woman in your story need to be brutally raped and/or an opposition for the gay lovers?

Even the only one who's treated as a somewhat serious character only enters the story by being saved from certain assault, and then dies tragically while escaping it yet again. Maybe it would have been a more compelling tragic end for her had it not felt like punishment for "falling in love" w Patroclus.

But whatever, not my cup of tea! Glad other people love it. It just wasn't for me, that's fine.

Then there's She Who Became The Sun, which honestly worked better for me. Most of the build-up is worth it. The story is compelling and interesting enough. The ending just felt so hollow. Mostly Zhu and Ma's ending.

Ouyang and Esen's ending was good! It was tragic and bitter, but the story built up to it perfectly. During their final scene, with Ouyang's speech about it being their fate, goddd that was satisfying.

But back to Zhu and Ma; Zhu was just entirely unlikable by the end. I get that the story had built up to her ending too, but it didn't feel as good. Despite all of her assertions that she has suffered and sacrificed for her fate, she really... hasn't?

I mean, aside from her childhood, and then hiding her identity and pretending to be a man, she's never shown to be on the losing side. She doesn't see consequences for her actions, at least none that affect her negatively. She doesn't lose.

She gets a man kicked out from the monastery; it's fine, the Abbott (?) hated him anyways. She takes on battles that are too advanced for her; it's fine, it works out in her favor anyways. She gets her hand chopped off; wow!! This is actually exactly what she needed! She assassinates a powerful man; yeah, no consequences at all. She then assassinates a powerful child; very slight consequence here, that being that her wife is mad at her. Oh, wait, nvm, her wife is presumably cool with it now? Sure.

Like, where is the struggle? Ma gets over any anger she has quickly, and no one else gives a shit. I'm assuming there's gonna be a sequel, cuz Zhu has to face SOME kind of adversity. Like, her hubris is going to be her downfall. It has to be.

Idk, maybe I missed the point. But it's not satisfying to me when the main character obtains their goal with petty inconveniences along the way, but no true disadvantage or drawback to add a sense of gravity to the narrative.

You know she'll succeed, because she always does. She's never truly in danger. And the only person who suffers is Ma.

Anyways, who knows. Maybe I just didn't read them deeply enough. Maybe the metaphors and symbolism are too conplex for my rotting mind to fully comprehend right now. I doubt I'll retry reading them tho.

[leafeonb]

NOOOO NOT HIS THEME PLAYING RIGHT NOW

[sugrbugz]

𝙰𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 ~ 𝙺𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚘 𝚃𝚎𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚞 ♥︎

a business man kuroo x femboy!male reader concept!

TYSM FOR 100 FOLLOWERS <3

ok females calm down i know everyone’s horny for kuroo, which is why i’ll be posting a female version of this too! i’m just a male who is indeed horny for kuroo soooo….i see u men

CW: heavy degradation..like HEAVY, oral, anal, pet play, bdsm, a little bit of somno (literally just touches your ass while ur sleeping that’s it), face fucking, dycraphilia, lotsa swearing hehe, hate fucking essentially.

was it his fault? not entirely. kuroo had been at the end of his rope before he even walked in the front door. having to deal with corporate executives who thought they were actually useful all day was a chore in itself.

kuroo loved his job, loved his company, loved the money even, but most importantly he loved you. he loved everything about you. he loved how you’d come running down the large staircase when he came home, ready to receive a plethora of hugs and kisses from you. you were the only part of today he was looking forward to.

so when he came home to an empty house, not one with the sounds of your music or your feet rushing down the hall to greet him. he was honestly disappointed. “baby?” he called out loud enough, looking around the main floor a bit before going upstairs. now the sight before him made his heart squeeze, you curled up in the blankets of the bed with your head buried into his pillow? he wanted to cry.

that’s when he noticed it, your clothes. kuroo is as bisexual as it gets, he’s quite literally the poster child. however, in your mlm relationship it was very apparent the type of boys he was into, femboys. with a slight gulp he pulled the blanket back just a bit, careful not to wake you. the large pink night shirt that cling to your body with the literal pair of panties nearly made him pass out.

“even when you’re sleeping you aim to please me..” he mumbled running his fingers down your back before cupping your ass cheek with one hand. no movement from you yet. you two had talks about kinks before, it wasn’t uncharted territory and sure enough he remembered what he was doing right now was okay, you’d given him consent multiple times to do it but even then he still wanted fresh consent. maybe you fell asleep because you weren’t feeling good or were having a bad day and needed to sleep it off.

he lightly shook you, “hun..” he whispered leaning down to kiss your cheek softly. smiling when you whined softly. “you okay babe..? anything wrong?” he asked softly. you opened one eye, making him smile wide. “mhm…’m okay” you mumbled sitting up slightly, your shirt falling off your shoulder slightly. “that’s good..now…i have a favour to ask, kitten”

after the petname you knew what that favour was going to be. “anything for you.” you smiled softly, shifting your position so you were sitting on your knees in front of him. you knew what came next and so did he.

“sucha good boy” he praised softly, hands finding the collar around your throat. “you didn’t take it off since last night? that’s cute..maybe i’ll get you something similar that you can wear in public?” he hummed.

you knew better than to speak unless he was genuinely asking you a question but you still gave him a gently nod to show your interest.

“what a good pet…to be completely honest with you, i’ve had a terrible fucking day. you know how i get when i’m not having a good day don’t you angel?” he asked, a hint of cockiness to his tone.

“i’ll be back. by the time i am you know what i expect to see.” with that he kissed your forehead and left the room. you didn’t want to test him today, sometimes you’d be a brat but today was not that day.

you quickly stripped down, clothes folded neatly placed on the side table so they were accessible for aftercare. your hands found your lap, pressing your hands in between your legs to hide the inevitable boned that came with him using you like he wanted to. surely he wouldn’t know if you gave yourself a little attention right? it was just so hard to stop yourself..it would feel too good.

snaking one hand down you grab onto your own length, gently stroking it. you shiver a bit at the feeling, both your cold hand and the sexiness of know that if you’re caught kuroo would make your life a living hell for a couple of hours, was thrilling.

when you and kuroo started getting into bdsm he put rules in place, ones that you needed to follow in the bed and even in regular life. one of the big ones? always ask your master permission to play. it was almost like you could hear him saying it back in your head, the guilt was starting to set in but it was just too late. right as you went to stop your movements, the door opened again, leaving you and kuroo in a very long intense gaze.

“well..what do we have here love? is my good boy breaking the rules?” he simply walked over, tossing the lube among other things he brought to the side chair near the bed. “n-no i didn’t do anything!” you whined in protest.

kuroo slowly leaned down, hand gently cupping your face, “i don’t fucking believe you.” he whispered before bringing the hand on your cheek back a bit to give it a smack then quickly taking the stinging skin back in his hand. “one thing i hate more than a whore who doesn’t fucking listen is a liar.” he spits.

he could quite literally get off on the shocked expression on your face currently, “now let’s try this again. did you break a rule?” he asked, eyes literally begging you to try and lie again. “yes master..” you sighed in defeat, you knew the punishment would be bad.

“do you know what happens to naughty boys that don’t listen and lie? do you kitten?” he let go of your face now, walking over to some of the things he brought up to the room. “they get punished” you replied quickly, not wanting to give him any other reason to punish you harder. “they do…you’re so smart baby..” he came back over, shoving you flat down on your back before using a flogger over your pretty pink tip.

“if only you weren’t a needy dumb slut.” he laughed striking again. you were left there to just wiggle and take it, whines and gasps leaving your mouth like a gospel. “i just wanted to come home and have a good time with my pretty kitty..and of course your stupid cock had to ruin it.” he sighed, peering down at you slightly just to see if you were still okay but judging by your face you loved it.

“i can’t wait any fucking more. get on your hands and knees, and you better arch that fucking back” he grumbled leaning over to grab the lube. this is how you knew kuroo was stressed or upset. even if he was punishing you he always took his time giving you what you wanted but now it was straight to the point.

“god look at that beautiful ass..too bad it’s attached to a cumdump like you, it’s going to be fucking tortured today i promise you that much boy.” he hissed giving it a rough slap. you flinch forward from the sting, a loud whine leaving your mouth. that only makes him do it again, harder this time. so hard it’s already formed a raised little imprint of his hand.

with every smack you jolt forward causing your cock to rut against the blankets, there was just so many sensations at once that you couldn’t help it when you came untouched, load seeping out onto the bed.

you’re fucked.

“did you just fucking cum?” he laughs loudly, one more extremely hard slap coming down, basking in the way you scream and whine about being sensitive. “you’re fucking pathetic. is that all you need? the bare fucking minimum?” he cussed at you. “you better fucking apologize” he grunts out.

“i-i’m so sorry! ‘m sorry master i-i didn’t mean too! it just feels soo good!” you practically sobbed, babbling like an idiot about how much you love him and that you’ll do better. he loved breaking you like this but he knew it was also emotionally taxing. “what do i always tell you baby?” his voice was a bit softer now, wiping a stray tear that did slip from your eye.

“t-this is just for fun..you don’t mean anything you say” you sniffled looking up at him with those cute little eyes of yours. “that’s right. good boy” he praised, “colour??” he asked immediately after. “green” you smile giving him a little thumbs up.

with your confirmation kuroo quickly grabbed you by the small amount of hair you had, pressing your face against the tent in his pants. “good..then it’s only fair i get to cum too yeah?” he smirked, stroking your hair gently.

“yes sir you do..i promise i’ll do good for you!” you ramble quickly, tiny hands working on his dress pants buttons. he watched you with hooded lids, just admiring how quickly you were trying to please him. “maybe your punishment will end if you’re good enough, but remember kitty it won’t be easy” he smirked knowing exactly what he was going to do.

you didn’t reply, just gave him a tiny nod. if you had to work for it then you would. you pull his cock out of his pants, kitten licking at the top a few times before licking a long strip from his balls all the way back up to the tip. to say you had a oral fixation, especially when it came to kuroos cock, was an understatement.

“that’s it…g-good boy-fuck” he praised, hands roughly gripping at your hair. holding you in place when you tried to take most of his length into your mouth, what didn’t fit your hands fumbled with. however kuroo was determined to make it fit.

kuroo roughly pulled your head down onto him, basking in the sound of you choking and gagging on his cock, “awh what’s the matter? bit off more than you can chew??” he smirked fucking your face with aggression, hips snapping up flush against your cheeks.

the tears that rolled down your cheeks made him unbelievably horny that he couldn’t stop himself, grunts and moans leaving him mouth while he used yours as a person fuck toy. you knew he was close when his perfect rhythm faltered a little and his grip on you was even tighter. to show him just how bad you wanted it, your hands found his balls, rolling and playing with them.

“goddd~you want this l-load so bad huh? hm? nggh! fuckk! you want it? yeah? fucking taking it stupid slut.” he sounded so unbelievably hot you can’t even help the bit of precum now leaking from your sensitive tip. soon after his statements you felt a warm sensation flooding down your throat, almost choking and coughing slightly since there was so much.

kuroo was still letting out loud moans of exctasy, ending with a soft hum he pulled his cock out of your mouth. the second you were freed you let out a gasp for air and a little bit of a cough but kuroo didn’t care. he grabbed your chin, opening your mouth with his other hand to make sure not even a drop of his cum went to waste. “good kitty..you took my cock so well…maybe you do need a reward?” he hummed, laughing deeply when you nodded quickly.

“face down ass up pretty boy.” he stated, having no problem jerking his still sensitive cock back up into a full erection. you did exactly as he asked before feeling a cold piece of metal against your back, you knew it well. the lead that attached to your collar. after it was clicked into place there were a few kisses up your back before you heard his raspy breath in your ear, “if you cum again without my permission this ass is going to be so fucking bruised and sore you won’t be sitting for months.” he whispered softly before biting the tip of your ear.

your breath caught in your throat but you nodded quickly, “yes sir..i’ll be so good i just really need to feel you..” you whine out, having to force your hips not to rut against the bed. “it’s cute when you’re so unbelievably pathetic for me” he smirked before gently rubbing the tip of his cock against your hole. “you’re clenching around nothing..so pretty..”

you choked out a tiny sob from just how needy you were, he always did this. he liked to break you down before even touching you, you loved it. “a stupid whore” he laughed loudly before giving you another harsh smack. with that he lubed his cock up, groaning a bit from how it felt.

with that he pushed inside, moaning when he bottomed out. he had this plan where he was going to make you cockwarm him for a bit just to tease you but the second he thought about all the stupid shit he had to deal with today? his hips snapped up and aggressively into you making you scream out but he wasn’t listening.

he was stuck in his own head, mentally cussing out everyone he worked with as he fucked all his anger out into his pretty kitty. “a-ah! da-mm! daaddyy!” you whine out nearly snapping him back to reality fully. “what? can’t handle it? is it too much for you?” he spat quickly, his pace not letting up. “everyone’s-nn-fuckin’ disappointing me today! i’m not taking it from you kitten.” he seethed, basking in the sound the bed made as it smacked off the wall.

“daddy! fuckk! ‘s soo goodd” he listened to the way you moaned out, his cock twitching so hard inside you that you could feel it. “yeah? you like it when i fuck your stupid boy pussy” he grinned knowing the way that made your heart skip a beat. “come on then, prove it. show me how much you love this fucking cock, stupid bitch” he smirked smacking your seriously irritated ass cheeks.

that sparked something inside of you, your hips throwing themselves back onto his cock. your moans so loud for him it sounded like screams. “p-please!” you managed to scream out between the loud babbling that left your mouth. “please what kitty?” he grunted, doing his best to focus on you and the squeezing your ass that was practically trying to milk him.

“plea-hhng! please c-cum daddy please!” you screamed, thank fuck he didn’t have neighbours. he smirked and shoved you down so your head was pressed again the mattress, holding your head there he let out a loud fucking moan before completely stilling. you could feel it shooting out in ropes, it felt so good that you came instantly and once again untouched.

“hmm that was cute~” he hummed almost immediately back to his normal self. “colour my love?” he asked gently rubbing your back, wondering if there was possibility to go again. “red” you murmur making him nod before slowly slipping out of you. “are you hurt? was it too much?” he pouted softly, gently rolling you onto your back to keep eye contact with you.

when you couldn’t reply he gently scooped you up and carried you into the bathroom, “it’s okay baby..kuroos got ya’”

[shatouto]

“surprise surprise bitch you took a perfectly good boy and now he had trauma, obi-wan is gonna un-fall him and helps him speak again and you, sidious, will die” this is gold shatou and what’s more I bet this is exactly what is going through obi-wan’s head verbatim; baby vader flinches away from electricity maybe and obi-wan immediately goes “hey do you want me to kill sheev for you because I could totally do that”

oh. oh my god. oh my goddd

tbh i don't even know where we are in the timeline with mute baby vader but i really do love this image of vader being around obi-wan in a peaceful enough setting for obi-wan to see him come in contact with his trauma triggers and flinch. like just:

(cw for... trauma response? idek what to tag, just. yknow. standard sith stuff)

Obi-Wan glances around. There is nothing but dilapidated machinery and rusty droid parts scattered about. The walls are all bare duracrete and bricks, and there's a large hole in the roof, a great black pool that is the starless sky. The warehouse must have been abandoned for a long time, by the look of it. It matters not; Republic aid should come in time, following the signal he has sent out, and all there is to do is wait. He gives the bond in his hand a light tug - some may say it's far too gentle for the likes of his... companion.

The Sith beside him is practically seething in silence, febrile golden eyes fixed on him in a gaze as sharp as a bone splinter. He doesn't speak; he never does. Not that Obi-Wan knows of, at least.

"Vader, aren't you?"

Vader glowers, eyes narrowing, tugging at the glossy scar that runs over his brow and eye corner. He yanks at his Force-inhibiting cuffs, which only results in them digging into his wrists hard enough to wrangle from Vader a pained growl. Obi-Wan sighs. He has long theorized that Vader cannot speak, and if so... Not only does it complicate matters logistically, but it also makes him feel really quite terrible, for many reasons.

"Don't try it, please. Sit down and rest your feet if you will. We have been walking for quite some time."

Predictably, Vader ignores every single word he says. He stands opposite from Obi-Wan in the moldy, dusty air, as far away as the bonds allow, and stares at him, wary and murderous. Obi-Wan only regards him with tired eyes. Pity is never a desirable thing, but what else is there to feel toward this tormented creature of hate?

Silence stretches between them for an eon and a half, charged with less-than-gentle intents. And then, all of a sudden, light flashes.

It comes from above. Lightning tears across the darkness of the night, followed by a great rumble. Wind whirls through the holes and cracks in the half-ruined warehouse, carrying with it the smell of a coming storm. Another flash of lightning, another crack of thunder, then the first pitter patter of rain - but nature is not what catches Obi-Wan's attention anymore.

The bonds that tether Vader to him tugs frantically, tossing around as if it's tied to a terrified nexu on the other side. Harsh, teeth-gritting sighs are all that can be heard. Boot soles scrape against the ground. In the darkness and the beginning of rainfall, all he can see is Vader's sharp movements, almost manic in their repetition.

"Vader," Obi-Wan begins. With this much tugging, Force knows how tight the cuffs have gotten. He steps up to shorten the distance and hopefully loosen the bond, but it seems the sound of his footstep only agitates the Sith even more. "Please stop doing that. You're going to injure your—"

Earth-shaking thunders cut off his words almost at the same time lightning illuminates the entire scene.

When it quiets, all quiets - including the Sith.

Vader's looming silhouette has collapsed to half its height. He's sitting on the ground, Obi-Wan realizes with a pang, with his legs pulled to his chest and his face pressed to his knees. It's too dark to see how badly he's shaking, but he is shaking, for a fact. Obi-Wan waits for a few moments, his lips in a tense line, before taking a step forward. The rain slides cool against his skin and he pays it no mind.

"Vader."

The Sith makes no sound. Obi-Wan ventures forward in another step, and another, and finally is able to crouch beside him. Tentatively, he places a hand on Vader's shoulder.

The most ill-timed lightning in the history of the universe cracks across the sky.

The thunder that follows isn't half as deafening as Vader's quiet, terrified, Please, Master, no.

Vader doesn't even flinch under his hand, a stark and deeply concerning contrast to the frantic attempts at escape earlier. Everything clicks into place in the most gut-churning manner. Darksiders do have much use for Force lightning, don't they? Punishment by electrocution is not at all a far fetched notion. And yet, a deep disquiet and a sudden, roaring sense of injustice still rise in Obi-Wan's chest. Because he knows now that the Sith truly cannot speak.

Only the broken child within Vader can.

[bisexual-horror-fan]

Oh my god so this is going to be hard to come up with something you would write mostly because you have gone OFF writing some of the kinkiest shit so trying to come up with something new is a bit hard but LETS TRY IT

So. This is for Freddy because Obviously. I can definitely see you writing some Freddy with a heavy bondage element, like Freddy tying the reader up with whatever sort of dream powers he has whether it's something from the environment or actual ropes and such. And THEN we get into bastard time, essentially Freddy having you spread and easy access for him to tease and fuck and do whatever he wants to you while you squirm and beg. But he just edges you for HOURS as the bastard does. And then at the very end, because you fucking love that shit, he either makes you ruin your orgasm or edge you and not let you come and you wake up like that, having been so fucking close the entire night and basically needing to take care of yourself on your own without him like you wanted. Because he is a Bastard.

So how well did i do? ;P

YOU!

Lottie!?

How fucking DARE YOU!?

Okay so you wanna know HOW fucking much this is my kinda shit? How agressively and personally this is tailored to my tastes? I was just going to do a snippet! A taste, for the flavor, for FUN! And INSTEAD! It evolved into a 1k oneshot so here it fucking is! My favorite man with some of my faveorite fucking kinks. I love ya, I hate ya, God bless ya Lottie.

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Rating. Explicit. Length. 1K. Freddy Krueger X AFAB! Reader. Warnings. Rope Play. Restrained Reader. Extreme Frusteration. Orgasm Denial. Edging. Begging. Vaginal Fingering. Teasing. Mocking. Crying Reader. Ruined Orgasm. Bexxx Feeding Her Own Kinks And Extreme Self Indulgence.

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All Night Long.

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You groaned, struggling against the ropes that were biting into your tender and sweat slicked skin. He actually used ropes this time, normally he didn’t but this time he had taken the time to tie you up and it made all this so much worse, the build up was so slow, drew the whole experience out.

It had been hours.

Literal hours since he first tied you up and started this. So there he was, settled between your legs, leisurely fingering you, two fingers fucking in and out of you at a steady pace, hitting that sweet spot over and over. His gloved hand rested on your mound, blades splayed out, thumb flicking over your clit and you were approaching that edge, yet again and you cried out, “Please! Fu-fuck, ple-ase! Goddd-”

“I knew I was important to you but calling me God? That is a nickname I could get used to.” You groaned even louder at how fucking awful he was being, hips tried to stir but you were tied far too well, he hadn’t stopped or slowed, you were getting closer and closer, panting, nearly there, “Please?! Fr-Freddy, please?”

It left you so frantically and he cocked his head to the side, smirk on his face as he said, “Awe, did I already lose my new pet name? Terrible.”

“Shit, nearly-ah! Ple-please?!” He hummed in consideration, really thinking about it, another curl of his fingers and you gasped, then he said simply, casually, as if it wasn’t a massive deal and would bring literal hours of your frustration to an end, “Sure, you can cum.”

“Really?!” You couldn’t believe it, but it had been ages, you had definitely earned it by now, had probably paid your dues, had suffered and sweated and nearly leaked your brain out of your cunt. “Really.” He said with a confident nod and you moaned out, “Tha-thank you!”

So close, now that you knew you had permission you really allowed yourself to enjoy this, every single second of the climb, moaning and panting, eyes shut tight, so consumed with the feeling, his touch was just fucking right, hands working both of those spots just so, “Yes! Yes! Yes, gonna, M’ gonna-”

And just as you were about to tip over his fingers were ripped out of you and his other hand was off of you and your eyes flew back open, fists clenched, fighting against the ropes as you cried out, “No! No, no, no! Fuck-” He was laughing, watching you struggle helplessly and you were quickly rambling out, “-you sa-said! You fuckin’ said I could-”

“Oh I know just what I said. That hasn’t changed. Go on! Cum.” Son of a fucking bitch. He knew what he was doing. How were you supposed to cum with no stimulation to carry you over? What he said made you suck in a harsh inhale through your teeth, at the pulse of heat that ran through you and straight to your clit. No, no, oh God fucking no. This couldn’t be happening, your nails were biting into your palms and your eyes were wide with fear, every muscle in your body tense.

He was still watching and he was almost grinning, “Need a bit of help to get over?”

You shook your head, staring up at him, “N-no, no, Freddy please-” You could feel it. How close you were to absolute ruin. You begged, so quiet, breathless, and he said oh so confidently, “No it’s okay, don’t feel embarrassed. We all need a bit of help sometimes. Let me-” His gloved hand lowered and went right back to where it had been previously, his thumb flicked over your straining clit and you bit your lip so hard it almost bled, eyes pleading, whimper tearing out of your throat, you were still right fucking there, even after him stopping, the edge hadn’t backed off at all.

He finished that thought with another pass of his thumb, “-provide.”

Your head tipped back, thighs were trembling, chorus of ‘no’s’ still spilling from your mouth and he said, “Ooo almost. One more?” He asked in that awful mocking way of his and true to his word there was one more rub of his thumb and you tipped over, the second he felt that first throb of your clit and saw your cunt clench he pulled back, hands off, his eyes staring between your legs as he watched the reward for all his hard work and effort.

A sob ripped from your throat as he ruined your orgasm, tears spilled forth, running down your face as you cried, feeling yourself clench and pulse around nothing, trying to wiggle your hips, gain even the slightest bit of stimulation but the ropes held true and you got nothing. Feeling the pleasure slip away, like sand through your fingers, lost, fading to nothing. You were sobbing now, your whole body would be wracked with them if the ropes weren’t so fucking tight.

He ruined your orgasm.

Perfectly.

“Must have been a good one! Look at you, came so hard you're crying.” You knew his angle all too well, that phrase he has told you so many times previously is still stuck in your head, “A cum is a ruin and a ruin is a cum.”

You groaned in frustration, fists unclenching, hands hanging loosely, as you shook your head. “No? Wasn’t good enough? Do you want another one?”

Before you could say another thing his non-gloved hand was between your legs, two fingers sliding inside of you, “What a greedy little thing. So selfish-” a weak moan pulled from you and then his two fingers hooked and found that spot that immediately made you tense again with a gasp. “-I think I know the problem-” You couldn’t look away at his hand between your legs, watching his fingers plunging in and out of you, mouth hanging open, panting breaths spilling out, mind was practically blank, couldn’t string together a sentence, barely able to listen to him, and yet you still registered what he said next, “-you didn’t make a mess. Not a REAL orgasm unless you squirt, am I right?”

The only thing worse than a ruined orgasm was a squirting ruined orgasm. And he knew that. You sobbed again, and he said in that overly sickeningly sweet tone, “Awe I know. I’m just so generous, too good to be true, hmm?”

Yeah that was one way to put it.

“You’re lucky I love to spoil you.”

Lucky, lucky you.