#but also. i dont want them to instantly call me nicknames. i want there to be at least a conversation before us

[bixiaoshi]

everytime i see romantic scenes happening i wonder how do the actors manage not to fall in love because if i had to do half of the things with someone else the actors do i'd surely fall in love w the other person

[sweet1delusi0ns]

Nicknames you call naruto boys ──☆*:・ﾟ

Characters: Naruto🦊,sasuke🗡️,kiba🐺, shikamaru🀄️,shino🪲,neji🎋,Lee🥋, choji🍥,gaara⏳, kankuro🪆

Bold is them~

Fem!reader

Naruto🦊-*

You mostly call him darling or handsome, but sometimes you call him foxy just to tease LOL. At first he was flustered by darling n stuff but soon got use to it, but he never expected the name “foxy” to appear farther along into your relationship

“Y/nnnn! How does my hair look?? I’m trying something new do you like?” “I think you look great foxy!” He stopped for a solid 10 seconds before responding “ah…. Heh… are you making fun of mee?” “No I’m callin you foxy cuz your a fox!” “Literally?” “No I’m calling you hot, foxy means attractive silly” Again he paused trying to understand what is happening. “SHE THINKS IM HOT!” He hopes he said that in his head

Sasuke🗡️-*

You call him literally any meaningful name he will either be like “whatever” or about to cry, just depends what you call him. You can call him babe/sweetie/honey or whatever and he wouldn’t react but he will break if you call him “baby boy” he has issues but you can fill that void for him.

“Sasuke, let’s go to bed” “I mustn’t y/n. I’m far too busy, I will be in bed in three hours. Promise” you grab his hand stopping him from walking out the door “baby boy please. I worry about you… let’s go to bed” you can feel his hand twitch in yours, he turns to meet your eyes. His face visibly softens almost to a sad expression. “Yes, darling. Ok…”

Kiba🐺-*

Love, baby, good boy and puppy. Puppy for obvious reasons, I’ve said it before when he gets tired he wants your attention 100%. he wants to cuddle and talk literally anything as long as he has your attention, and the cherry on top is when you call him puppy. Throughout the day you call him nicknames like “Kiba baby, can you hand me my bag” or “love your going to be latee!” but puppy is only for special moments

He was irritated over god knows what and all he wanted was to cuddle so that’s what he gets! “I’d be irritated too Kiba now come hereee” “thank god! I just need some private time with you..” instantly climbed into your lap to sprawl out “of course! We can cuddle all you need puppy” you can see the dumb smirk growing in his face as he giggles like an idiot while growing red

Shikamaru🀄️-*

You guys share the same nicknames with each other so you call him things like dear and sweetie. He’s very chill with nicknames but he does find them adorable especially when they come from you.

“Shika?….Shikamaru??? sweetie?… DEAR!!!?” “WHAAAAAAATTTT” “DONT SASS ME IM TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION!” “SORRY….what?” “I love you~” “god your such a pain… love you too”

Shino🪲-*

Bug boy LOL. Yes bug boy but also sweetheart mostly! He barely reacts to things you do but every now and then you can catch a little smile on his cute face~

“Sweetheart~” “yes love bug?” “Have I ever told you how cute you are?” “Ah…uhm..no you haven’t, thank you” you giggle “I can see the smile!” he quickly tucks into his shirt once he realized he has been caught

Neji🎋-*

Let’s be honest. He’s pretty. So the name must  acknowledge his prettiness pretty boy! He always thought the name was silly “why not handsome boy?” “Because your pretty? I mean you are handsome but pretty boy is cuter!”

“Where you headin pretty boy?” “Out for a walk, care to join?…again with the silly name y/n?” “Sure I’ll join, and yes again with the silly name I’ll never stop until you love it!” He stopped responding just to talk to himself “little do you know I do…” he whispered

Lee🥋-*

He’s chooses the nicknames honestly. He’s just a ball of excitement when it come to your relationship. He’s on top of communication so nicknames were talked about at the beginning.

“Oooo can my nickname be honey bun!!! OH or maybe perfect, loving, amazing, handsome boyfriend!” “Well that’s to long for a pet name uhm.. how about just handsome, honey and love?” “AH PERFECT!” He reacts clapping his hands together

Choji🍥-*

You are very very special to him so you are the only one he lets call him big boy, because he knows that you NEVER mean it in a insulting way. In fact you mostly use it as a flirt~ along with sweetie or buds!

“God I could just eat you up big boy~” or “sweetie pie your lookin handsome today!” He is very anxious and insecure sometimes so you gotta make him feel like the hottest man in your eyes~ some times he just lays on your chest listening to all your praises and compliments

Gaara⏳-*

He doesn’t care what you call him he just appreciates you no matter what. But you decided rose would be perfect~ not just because his hair is red but you also find him as beautiful and perfect as a budding rose

“Rose can you hand me my water” “am…I rose?” You giggle “yes Gaara!” “Oh. Thank you y/n!” He flashes a smile “Aw I love you Gaara~” “I love you too..”

Kankuro🪆-*

He doesn’t care what you call him but he does find it a little hot if you call him a “bad boy” but that rarely ever happens, mostly it’s just darling, sexy or handsome (he likes compliments ok)

You can observe him applying his makeup so you can chime in “your a handsome one arent ya?” “I know right~” “ok bad boy, calm down with your cockiness-” “Mmmm call me that again~” “ok I’m leaving moment ruined.” He’s so annoying and cocky but we love him

[noellefan101]

Nick-Names - Genshin

Characters: Xiao, Scaramouche, Venti, Lyney, Albedo, Kaveh, Thoma, Diluc, Childe, Heizou, Kazuha x GN reader

Warnings: a lot of cheesy and weird nicknames, if you dont like some for a specific char you're welcome to send me your ideas, could be modern au, established relationship

(you can clearly see that i prob put in an OC, so im so sry, but some i just also really head-canon as the "would rather date a loving person than be loving" if you get what i mean)

Summary: both of your pet names for each other, some silly some sweet

Note: you can really tell where i had no ideas for nicknames. and ik i use both 'pet names' and 'nicknames' but im just kinda stupid and didnt care to change stuff when i was already done with it. also i may just have a problem but why does princess sound 10x better than prince, no matter your gender, anyway love youuuu

Xiao

He will always say what is on his mind, and he did the same thing when you brought up using pet names. he wasn't very fond of the idea, and sometimes he still isn't(depending on the situation). but he has gotten used to it more over time, like when you burst open his door and to talk to him while using the most absurd nicknames he´s ever heard of.

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Pet names for you: lovely, qinxing, [shorter version of your name](sry people with short names, i fell ya)

Pet names for him: babe, baby, cutie, dove, birdy, my alatus

Scaramouche

Will never admit he likes being called weird things by you, EVER. if he did then he was drunk and he was totally lying. and that counts with calling you stuff as well, he would rather die than admit he doesn't just call you that bc you wanted him to.

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Pet names for you: idiot, princess/prince, dear

Pet names for him: smoochi, love

Venti

He was probably the one who suggested the idea at first, like two days/weeks (seconds) into your relationship. i also think he already had at least one nickname for you when you were "just friends", in the crushing phase, and has some for all his other friends as well(prob also his teachers if school au, lul).

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Pet names for you: windblume, cecilia, [insert the cheesiest thing you can think of], my love

Pet names for him: venni, my dear, sweetheart, my bard

Lyney

He would be over the moon if you gave him a nickname, and would instantly be looking like a tomato too. would increase its usage by tenfolds if you said you liked one of his nicknames. you cannot stop him even if you somehow got 'Father' involved.

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Pet names for you: babe, mon trésor, mon amour, beautiful

Pet names for him: sweetie, amour, lyn

Albedo

He didn't really see a use for it at first, finding it kind of useless. but sooner or later realized how happy you looked when he had somehow slipped up and called you 'love' when he needed your assistance. and later just didn't bother to stop.

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Pet names for you: love, my cecelia, my dear

Pet names for him: 'bedo, lovely, (my) genius

Kaveh

He LOVES nick-names, probably made one for everyone in the friend group(yk alhaitham, tighnari n cyno), and would be delighted to make some up for you.

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Pet names for you: beloved, lovely

Pet names for him: baby,

Thoma

He really wanted to try using them, yes he calls Ayato and Ayaka my lord and my lady, but its just not the same as calling your lover something sweet. and good luck if you don't like it, he's keeping those names forever.

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Pet names for you: babe, sweetheart, baby, sleepyhead, lovely

Pet names for him: babe, love

Diluc

He honestly wasn't a fan at first, he hated it even. but of course, you being you, insisted on using names for him, and encouraged him to at least try to use some for you. so he kinda got into routine with it.

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Pet names for you: my love, my dear

Pet names for him: dear, red head, love, my hero

Childe

Of course, he would use nick-names and such, he uses nick-names for the traveler and paimon, so of course he would be using such with you. honestly how could he not, especially when you're looking all cute cuddled up in his hoodie.

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Pet names for you: my love, beloved, cupcake

Pet names for him: ginger, ma strong man(only for teasing purposes), hubby

Heizou

He'll almost never call you by your actual name, he didnt even when you two were just friends, only in the most serious of times would he do that. so it was no surprise that when you actually started dating, they could only become sweeter and cheesier as time goes by.

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Pet names for you: princess/prince, baby, beautiful, (my) sunshine

Pet names for him: hei, zou-zou, babe

Kazuha

He loves it bc no matter what you call him he'll be happy. and he makes sure you have "some" as well, and i guess he just can't stop coming up with more, and they're always more cheesy than the last. you don't know how he does it, but maybe its just his poetry skills coming through.

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Pet names for you: dove, (my) love, sweetheart, sweetie, my dear

Pet names for him: kazu, dear

thank u for reading whatever this thing is(totally not a filler bc i habe been working on that streamer au for too long), luv ya-Masterlist

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[sabh0]

"If you want me to talk solely about the manga vs anime skk"

I do, actually.

Please.

Pretty please with a cherry on top.

PART 1.

Aight!! I will be just pointing out some differences/stuff that was deleted from the anime.

Under the cut

THE DUNGEON SCENE:

-When they first meet again in the manga, they throw some silly jokes at each other (like Dazai asking Chuuya if he's hiding a bald spot. And Chuuya just taking his hat off to show him he's, in fact, not balding)

-In the manga when Chuuya calls Dazai the youngest mafia executive, in his mind Dazai is wearing his ADA clothes but keeps the black coat and the bandaged eye. I think it's a very silly detail

-In the anime, in anger Chuuya actually cuts Dazai's cheek with his knife. In the manga, the moment he starts getting angry he jumps away from Dazai and then throws the knife to the floor, not touching him at all

-Manga Chuuya falls to his knees (basically standing on all 4s), having a lil crisis after realizing Dazai only stayed in the dunegon to meet him. He gets up in a while, just to yet again squat on the floor after Dazai yapps more

-Obviously the pigeon-stand scene: in the manga Dazai is laughing to tears at this, while in the anime he stays silent. (Tho i must say i find it funny that Chuuya gets angry over Dazai not laughing,, like he tried so hard and this guy just :| him)

LOVECRAFT FIGHT:

-This is not about skk but lord yall know that panel where Chuuya ie standing on all these Guild ppl being all like im gonna beat ur ass next. He's just standing normally on the floor in the anime. Aughhhhh this panel is so good aughhhh. Ok anyway back to skk

-When Dazai nullifies John's ability, in the anime Chuuya just kicks Steinbeck from behind. In the manga, skk perform that silly move where Chuuya jumps from behind Dazai. It just shows how even after 4 years of not working with each other, they instantly work together as well as before

-Skk arguing about who's walking next to who like some preschoolers ('dont walk next to me' 'its you who's standing next to me' typa thing) then deciding that they're gonna stay at least 2 metres away from each other

-The manga clearly shows Chuuya's expression when he's talking about 'being happy when Dazai left'. He definitely doesn't look very happy. (In the anime we just get some background drawings)

-Manga Chuuya's lil blush when Dazai compliments his taste in shoes 😭😭

-When Dazai asks for Chuuya's knife, in the manga Chuuya just goes 'oh sure lemme find it' and is actually ready to give him the knife. In the anime? Chuuya doesn't search for the knife, instead he just gets annoyed

-Anime deleted the scene where Dazai talks to Chuuya about recording Kunikida while he was cursed with Q's ability. Chuuya going bruh he also annoys ppl in the agency

-those two idiots calling each other stupid nicknames for half of a page

-Chuuya mentioning keeping a track of women Dazai made cry and threatening him with sending them Dazai's address????

-Dazai telling Chuuya that his intelligence will be consumed by his hat (im currently looking at my polish version of the manga so the translation may be a bit off but anyway)

-Before activating Corruption, they yet again call each other a bunch of stupid nicknames (ahah consider this a silly form of goodbye if anything happens)

-Remember my post about Dazai keeping his eyes on Chuuya at all times during Corruption in the manga? In the anime he looks either at John or at Lovecraft, no puppy eyed loser

-Just a mention that in the manga we see Chuuya sleeping while he's sitting, he doesn't flop passed out to the ground (until later)

Well i will stop there for now bc it's past midnight and umm this is gonna be long af if i continue with the rest so,, i will add the differences in the next skk interactions tomorrow or something muah

[thatneoncrisis]

any other info to give about that harrow, nova and nona as triplets AU thingie you drew a lil while back? i am very interested i must know more

BARK I LOVE YOU SO BAD

its an INCREDIBLY self indulgent sand box thing with a fluctuating canon to fit whatever dumbass ideas sam and i have. its like the kind of thing we could never actually write or it would kill us instantly as it goes against literally everything i like about harrow in the books. but its fun to wax about sometimes i just want to do addams family shit. what if they were all creepy and did whatever they wanted and had a big mansion to fuck about in. it loke Pains me to think about how indulgent it is but whaddever

just random bullet points:

- harrows the oldest then nova then nona

- Anastasia and samael are their biological parents but alecto carried the kids because samael has fertility issues. also anasam t4t realness

- nova is also trans. you can pick which direction it literally doesnt matter sometimes there are just different stories to tell in different ways

- nonas birth name is nastja nonas just a nickname

- all three were homeschooled. nona has an intellectual disability and nova is aggressively dyslexic

- nova does fencing shes perfectly adequate at it

- the girls* Like each other and this is expressed through mostly ignoring each other. nona used to sleep in the others bed but that stopped when they were around 14. they cannot begin to understand each others hobbies but they enjoy doing them in the same room separately without talking

- on a related note harrow with siblings and slightly less intense parents is obviously a very different person with different goals but overall shes still an isolated bitch.

- gideons in this au and so is necro!gideon we just call that one agnus for simplicity. agnus was adopted by a couple of jesus freaks gideon lives with john

- when the girls* have a birthday they segment it into morning noon and night, one for each. usually they just silently give harrow and nova a present and dont say anything more but nona actually has people over or wants to go out

- nona has a dog its name is It. nobody knows where she got it

- they live next to a lake nona goes down there a lot to swim and throw rocks

- ana and sam are married. they refuse to specify exactly what alectos doing there but you can just kind of guess

[bunnycoffeeumcat]

post of the fics I read (wangxian) because they're getting v hard to manage, and also for recs if anyone wants them

also like this is gonna be ongoing forever, cause its mainly for *points to self*

Guys dont be like me, and read tags.

*slowly updating*

ALL COMPLETE UNLESS I SPECIFY OTHERWISE

the GOOD ones

impossibility brought to life series A little harmless role-play for stress relief leads to an impossible fantasy becoming reality and a dream come true that Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian could never have anticipated. 163k

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(dreaming of) being human “Pets are not allowed in the Cloud Recesses.” Lan Wangji stares at the animal in his older brother’s arms. It is his understanding that they went to rescue a group of children, not hunting for...whatever this creature is. Lan Xichen chuckles, strokes the creature’s fur. “He is not a pet, Wangji. He is a person. A Huli Jing.” Lan Xichen moves to take his leave, the door to the jingshi already open when Lan Wangji asks, “What should I call him?” His brother turns back, a few snow flurries catching in his hair and instantly melting. “His name is Wei Ying.” 109k

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A Matter of Time After Wei Wuxian's death, Lan Wangji went insane, doing everything in his power to get back his most precious person. Willing to sacrifice every single person in the cultivation world to reclaim his love. 41k

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love, in fire and blood In which the Sunshot Campaign ends through an arranged marriage to the Yiling Patriarch, and Lan Wangji suffers the mortifying ordeal of falling in love with his own husband. ft immortal wwx 360k

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all i want Wei Ying leaned a little closer. "The conversation we're having right now is about how it turns out I'm a bearer and we weren't careful and I'm not expecting anything from you, but now that you're here you should know that I'm...ah...you know..." "Pregnant," Lan Zhan said mechanically. "Pregnant," Wei Ying agreed. "You knocked me up, Lan Zhan. Sorry." 47k this one is so so good

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silver & gold Wandering through a rather busy night market on the boundaries of Gusu after a successful night hunt, Wei Wuxian with his son and nephew chance on a mysterious cultivator who rivals him at talismans. Curious as to the wares she has spread out over her table, he forgets the simple rule - you break it, you buy it. AKA Wei Wuxian gets turned into a child and because it is Wei Wuxian, no one has any idea what to expect. 161k

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how to be a heartbreaker “Lan er gege,” Wei Ying sings out an old nickname, his lips curving up into a well-rehearsed smile. It’s adorable, and it’s pretty, and he knows it mesmerises anyone who lays their eyes on him. He has done it a million times—bewitching and convincing men who need to be convinced. He just doesn’t expect to hear the hitch in Lan Zhan’s breath, too, and feel the taller man’s grasp around his wrist tightening. He fell for it. A sickening thought suddenly enters his brain, and Wei Ying wonders if he should be so cruel. “Do you want to find a private space for us, Lan Zhan?” 105k

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A Myriad of Blossoms Eight months after surviving the First Siege of Burial Mounds, the Yiling Patriarch, stronger than ever before, asks for Hanguangjun's hand in marriage. To refuse Wei Wuxian is not really an option and Lan Wangji, still recovering from the events of Nightless City, is left learning to live with a man he barely recognises. 56k

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Twelve Moons and a Fortnight the one where Wei Wuxian spends the year before his wedding as Yunmeng Jiang's acting sect leader, and the cultivation world's greatest love story finds its happy ending with the help of three juniors, a teenage romance, and one very involved (and exasperated) younger brother. 290k

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the scarlet lotus a Scarlet Pimpernel-inspired fix-it featuring Wei Wuxian in disguise, Lan Wangji determined to bring the nefarious Yiling Patriarch to justice, and the hijinks that ensue when you accidentally marry your greatest enemy/love of your life. 137k

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MDZS: The Golden Engine  In the modern era, immortals Lan Zhan and Wei Wuxian return to Gusu. New evil and old friends + new friends and old evils. 82k read the tags!!!

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Canon Divergence / Canon Compliant

Little Death The resentful energy thrums within him as he scans the room, whispering all kinds of unspeakable wishes. It wants blood. It wants life. He does not have to take either in strong measures to stave it off. The itch growing inside him will dissipate if he gives it a little of what it wants. A little blood, a little vitality, as one does in acts performed in a place such a this. A taste, and it will be sated. For now. He is still in control, after all. 28k

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inevitable everything The Yiling Laozu demands Lan Wangji's hand in marriage in exchange for his aid in the failing Sunshot Campaign. Or so it seems. Three months earlier, Lan Wangji is rescued from the Xuanwu of Slaughter's cave by a handsome man with a brilliant smile who wields a power he always believed corrupting and uncontrollable as easily as breathing. 193k

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When the Words Stop Coming Wei Ying had been openly declaring his love for Lan Zhan ever since they met at The Cloud Recesses. Confused and emotionally constipated, Lan Zhan rejected him, until everything went wrong, until he lost Wei Ying in the end. 13 years later, Wei Ying cannot trust Lan Zhan with his heart. 7k

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To Love a Lonely God Lan Wangji wasn't supposed to die, but he did, and the Yiling Patriarch will burn the world to the ground to bring him back. 6k

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Post Canon

Far Away You Are Suddenly, it snaps into place. The weary way Lan Zhan has been holding himself is suddenly cast in a new, much more distressing light. Somebody is responsible for it, a real live, horrible, blind, stupid person. The combination of guilt, sadness, and anger that sets in all at once is hard to contain. Lingering wisps of resentment that remain from the night-hunt flock to him, like calling to like. All four boys stare at him with wide eyes. “Wei-qianbei,” Sizhui says. “You look...um…” “Scary,” Zizhen breathes, beaming. “Who has rejected Lan Zhan?” Wei Wuxian asks. Or; during one of his visits to the Cloud Recesses, the juniors strike a blow to Wei Wuxian's certainty that his feelings for Lan Wangji are one-sided. 17k

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a kind of emptiness Recovery is complicated. 11k

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the absence of hunger  “He told me that you have not been eating.” Wei Wuxian chuckles. This is not the appropriate response. 27k

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Aus

meet me at friday at seven Wei Ying is a romantic and dreams of meeting the love of his life some day. After a string of bad dates he’s set up with a friend of a friend, and when Wei Ying sees a man across the bar with his gold eyes and white ribbon he’s immediately taken with him—too bad it turns out that’s not actually his date. Lan Zhan, Wei Ying learns, isn’t really into dating, but after he runs into him two more times by coincidence he believes, romance or friendship, he and Lan Zhan are destined to be together. 128k

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there's no promised goodbye here Wei Wuxian navigates the trials of living with his ex-boyfriend in apartment 1301. 54k

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leading tone The first time you touch someone you're fated to love, you leave a mark on their skin. If they will love you in return, they'll mark you where you touched them. The deeper the color, the deeper the connection. Wei Ying has no marks at all. 32k

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我的皇后是農民 | sowing seeds in the cold palace  Wei Ying is wed to emperor Lan Wangji in order to save the Gusu Lan empire. But instead of the blissful marriage he was promised, he is spurned and sent to the cold palace—until a chance encounter changes his fate. 84k

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The Last Concubine  Humiliated and taken as a concubine (but not touched) by Wen Rouhan, Lan Wangji is taken to a deserted area of the Imperial Palace and forgotten there, ignorant of all the political changes happening around him. When the new Emperor, Wei Wuxian, finds him, he has to choose between lying to Lan Wangji about everything that has happened and risking his life. 13k

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my memory plays our tune, the same old song Someone moves into the vacant flat adjacent to Lan Wangji. They have a small son who cries himself to sleep every night. Reminded of his own troubles as a child, Lan Wangji takes the music box his mother gifted him and knocks on his new neighbour's door. If the music box was able to help him, there is no reason to believe it won't be able to help another child in distress, right? 15k

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Reluctant partner how Meng Yao ended up being Wei Wuxian's birth partner. 31k

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Closer Than Eternity In a world where immortals keep to themselves, one of them has decided to let himself be seen. 26k

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I'll buy you the moon (I'll buy you two) Wei Wuxian swallows and exhales shakily. Lan Wangji is acting very collected for someone who just spotted a ghost. Shit. If Wei Wuxian survives this, he is going to have to fake his own death again. 28k

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Post Mortem Life is a horror movie sometimes. You ignore all the warning signs. You end up standing there in the final scene, covered in blood, contemplating your life choices. Wei Ying is used to that. But it’s harder when you’re in love with your best friend. 28k

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take me back to a time So, yeah. There’s enough on Wei Ying’s plate already, meaning it’s not entirely welcome when he comes home and finds a man standing in his bedroom. A man in extravagant white robes, a ribbon tied around his forehead, long hair gathered into a topknot, fist clutching a sword at his side, who asks him, “Where am I?” 143k

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other earths and skies Increasingly desperate, Wei Wuxian turns to unconventional means to help the Wens. If one can call trading away a year of his life to live in a secluded estate with a mountain spirit 'unconventional'. Or, the 'east of the sun, west of the moon' one. 53k

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how to fall in love with a catfish: a guide by wei wuxian (disaster rat) Wei Wuxian plots to expose a catfish using strategic memes and turtle pictures while wiggling his way out of family dinner. Lan Wangji just wants companions. 54k if the loml could be turned into a fic, it would be this fic

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always be closing

During a long overdue divorce and messy custody battle, Wei Ying gets demoted to small business finance. There, he's partnered with a new closer who clearly hates him, until he finds out Lan Zhan is far more verbose—and dare he say flirtatious?—in writing than in speaking. 32k

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finally safe (for me to fall) When he meets his first client, Wei Wuxian, he’s fully confident he can gain experience while also keeping details of his personal life from the caring older man. But as time progresses, and his relationship with Wei Wuxian begins to shift, Lan Wangji can’t stop the lines between professional and personal from blurring. 77k

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Nothing but your heart

Thirteen years after Wei Ying received no response to his letters about their son, he meets Lan Zhan again. 21k

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Smutty filth lol w maybe some plot

to know, to be known series Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian got together, of course. They're still figuring things out. Just gratuitous prn. Sometimes that's all you need.

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plant the seed of your love, let it take root Lan Wangji has moved out of the city and back into his mother's old home in the country, inviting his alpha best friend Wei Wuxian to live there too. Platonically! As Friends! Then, the stay-at-home order hits...Then, his heat hits... 37k

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at your feet Wei Wuxian brandishes his hand, coquettish like an empress. “Kiss my hand, Hanguang-Jun,” he says 2.6k

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crawl on hands and knees until you see the fic where Lan Zhan verbally degrades Wei Ying while fucking him with Bichen, and also loves him very much. 4.3k rip bichen

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A Lesson in Patience  Just a moment ago Wuxian's dearest husband had walked out to take care of something; he requested that Wuxian wait until he was back to do anything. Of course he chose not to listen. What could he say, Wangji was hot when he got mad. 4.4k

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to know that you're mine  Lan Wangji immobilizes Wei Wuxian and fucks him all throughout his normal business day as Chief Cultivator, even with others around. 3.9k

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The Strength to Hold Him  Wei Ying's new golden core has grown stronger. Lan Wangji has some feelings about that. 7.9k

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Thorough Investigation Wei Wuxian makes a minor mistake on a talisman he's testing. Or he makes a "micro" mistake. Lan Wangji is happy to help his husband work out the kinks. Kinks. Get it. This summary is a mess sorry. 6k

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love like a hand at your throat Wei Ying catches wind of his horny, pregnant mate stuck in a meeting for the day. He intervenes. 3.5k

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For Everyone To Hear Lan Zhan fingers Wei Ying under the cover of their dinner table. It leads to bathroom sex and embarrassment. 5.5k

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walk my days on a wire To the rest of the tech industry, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are former classmates and bitter rivals. But the truth is quite different. During their monthly meet-ups at discreet hotels, they enjoy a very different kind of relationship. One evening, a fantasy spins out of control, forcing them to confront the truth: it's not just sex anymore. They both want something deeper, something serious. 27k

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Tonal Vibration

One too many comments of “tag ur porn” on Lan Wangji’s extremely popular Youtube ASMR channel gets him thinking. Wei Wuxian, a middlingly popular camboy, and long-time fan of Hanguang-jun’s ASMR finds the new smutty dirty talk channel and films his reactions to it. 7k (podfic available)

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Maybe You're the Reason

Lan Wangji clutches his phone in a tight grip. The dial tone drones a steady rhythm in time with his fluttering heart. Suddenly, the cloth of his shirt feels suffocating.

This is a mistake. He never should have written that number down—not from a flyer promising something so shameful. 67k

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The Grandmaster of Dildonic Cultivation

Wei Wuxian invents a new toy. Lan Zhan helps him test it out. 7k

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Curse shenanigans

come to my heart On a night hunt, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji get cursed and stuck in each other's bodies. As you would expect, shenanigans ensue. 29k

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and fall to desire After a nighthunt, Wei Wuxian takes a curse meant for an inadequate husband. Lan Wangji happens to be in the wrong (right) place at the wrong (right) time. 14k

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beneath six layers of silk  While exorcising a haunting, Lan Wangji gets cursed with a brand of honesty, and is forced to speak his every thought out loud. 12k

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with such a suffering, such a deadly life Staring down at their hands, Lan Zhan shakes his head. It's a slow, loose shake, so different from his tight movements of just moments ago. Almost like he's drunk. An uncomfortable thought arises at this apparent level of relief. "How...how long have you been in pain?" Wei Wuxian asks. Lan Wangji is so preoccupied on one of his precious, rare nighthunts with Wei Wuxian that he does not feel it when a tiny, quiet curse latches onto him. 7.1k

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Linger in the Sun "Tell Lan Zhan that I'm weeping uncontrollably," Wei Wuxian says to the juniors. "Tell him I'm truly pitiful and he needs to do everything I say until I'm well again." Lan Congyi is in the middle of carefully holding his eyelids open to check his pupils, but he still obeys, bless him. "Hanguang-Jun, Senior Wei would like us to tell you that he can't stop crying and he'd like for you to do everything he says until he's better." There's a moment of silence, and then Lan Congyi says to Wei Wuxian, "Hanguang-Jun says he already does everything you tell him." -- Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji find themselves cursed, unable to see or hear each other. They figure things out anyway. 39k

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grow “Okay,” Jingyi says, as Sizhui puzzles this out aloud. “Okay! So the demon has been turning its victims into children.” “I think so,” Sizhui says. “To make them easier prey,” Jingyi says. “Yes,” Sizhui says. “So—” Jingyi’s voice cracks here, “this kid is Senior Wei.” Wei Wuxian, still tangled in his own massive robes, blinks politely at them. (Or: Wei Wuxian is cursed on a night-hunt, and the junior quartet rapidly finds themselves in over their heads.) 14k

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moonlight caught in mutton fat It wasn’t bone. It was too smooth. It caught the light like something greased. “A curse,” Lan Wangji breathed, because it could only be such. The Twin Jades of Lan get turned to jade. 45k

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your hand in mine

A curse brings Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji together—literally. 20k

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Others (pov of other characters, humor, other minor ships, etc)

anyway, here's wuji  Lan Jingyi comes of age. 18k

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Losing My Mind On a drunken dare, Jiang Cheng drinks a potion that allows him to hear other people’s lustful thoughts. It’s just his luck that he’s stuck in close vicinity with the guy who is completely and utterly besotted with his idiot brother. 6k

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Bestseller  when Wei Wuxian writes the Xianxia cut-sleeve equivalent of Fifty Shades of Grey, based entirely on his experiences with Lan Wangji, he doesn’t expect it to become the next big hit 7k

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Important Distinctions Father arched an eyebrow and lifted his chin. Jingyi said, “Hanguang-jun would like to respectfully state that he thinks you are a punk-ass bitch.” “Lan Jingyi!” another Lan disciple hissed, horrified. “He said it with his eyes,” Jingyi protested. “It’s Expression 321.” Sizhui fished the book out of his qiankun pouch and flipped through it. One of the Ouyang junior disciples sidled over to him and peered over his shoulder. “There really is a book.” 5.3k

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Model Behaviour  Jiang Cheng watches his nephew attempt the impossible: seducing the purest Lan disciple. If Lans could bet, Lan Xichen would have wagered in Jin Ling’s favour. 1.3k

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you are my chosen family  5 times sizhui and jingyi accidentally call wei wuxian and lan wangji dad, and the 1 time they do it on purpose. 14k

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My heart in my sleeve Wei Wuxian needs a new workshop. Lan Wangji has room in his qiankun sleeves. 2k let lwj spoil his husband

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Audience Of One

that AU where everyone is famous in some way or another, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji have been dating in private for years, and Lan Xichen and Jiang Cheng pretend to date publicly for their brothers' sake. 181k

This is XiCheng, Wangxian is bg only.

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Attempting the Impossible

Jiang Cheng gathers up his determination in both hands and goes to the Cloud Recesses to embark on one of the most difficult endeavors he can imagine: Repairing his relationship with his brother.

To his surprise, he discovers he's become an uncle again... several times over.

Wei Wuxian, what the fuck?! 36k

[liyahaffirmed]

UPDATE.’

i havent been active at all in the past week, and heres why!

(life update, future posts, success stories, new love 👀, & why everything is going good for me right now)

so basically ive just been feeling really drained and out of energy lately.

but! my mother ordered me a shein haul (which i manifested 🤭, success story post coming soon!) my gma took me on a shopping spree and bought me some clothes toooo, im getting a room makeover from my mommy, dad is giving me some money, my best friend did my hair for free (i did hers too!), I got a check for $100 for a program i did durring the school year (no warning or anything! didnt even know they gave out checks for the program! success story coming soon on that too + a method!) Im getting my hair done tommorow, nails done this week, and im going out for half of the week for my best friends birthday. my skin has also been clearing up after suffering a baddd breakout with really painful bumps!

why?

subliminals, writing out my affirmations and desires and then simply LEAVING THEM ALONE. i wrote down all of my desires & i affirmed for three days straight, “i have all of my desires, my life is exactly like my script.” and then, i stopped thinking about it. I just listened to subliminals in my sleep, i started the playlist with an asmr video to put me to sleep, then have my subliminals lined up in order of most important to me to least important. then i just…went to sleep 🤷🏾‍♀️.

i think what others do is hyperfocus on their manifestations, desires, and affirmations too much when that isnt the method that serves and fulfills them. sometimes you just have to make clear what your desires are and that you have them, and then simlpy let them clear from your mind and let your subconscious handle it from there. All ive been doing for the past few days is writing down my desires or what i want to happen, leaving it alone and letting it fade from my mind, and boom, instantly, they just happen!!

new love 👀?

so, like 5 months ago i had mapped out the “perfect guy for me.” Tall, dreadhead, sweetheart, treats me right, etc etc. the list was titled something like “my ideal boy” and it had EVERY SINGLE trait i wanted in a guy. now, for the last two months i was focusing on my old sp (we’ll call him “jake”) he’s toxic, doesnt talk to me unless i talk to him, doesnt be on the phone with me unless i call him, and said he “doesnt want me around.” so after i did all that hyperfocusing on trying to change him, i gave up, i didnt truly believe that he would change. and i didnt feel like he was worth even manifesting anymore.

so i texted my sister (not by blood) about it, telling her that i was officially #cooloffjake and that i was tired of the way he was treating me, that he didnt care about me, and that i was done with him. that SAME DAY, i was on ft with my sister when all of a sudden she asks if she can put me on with her brother (not by blood) so i talk with her more and more about him, and she added him to the call so she could better explain the situation im in.

as of right not, i, not allowed to date until im 16, he knows that and has agreed that he would 100% stay loyal to me even though we arent together right now! he understands my predicament completely and said has no problem waiting till i turn 16 to be in a real relationship with me 🤭. hes so sweet, he texts me all the time and calls me cute nicknames, and hes a total loverboy. he just makes me so happy 🤗.

whats funny is that i wrote that list and forgot about it after a week! i dont even know where it IS anymore. but this just goes to show that when you let go of things that do not serve you, the universe will send you something (or rather someone) who does 💞.

have a lovely day my (idk what you guys want me to call yall 😓)

- liyah 💖

[zinzabee]

How do Leo, Donnie, and Mikey feel exactly towards Sharron?

Okay, firstly, I am SO SORRY THIS TOOK ME SO LONG TO ANSWER OMG T~T ...This is such a great question I wanted to make sure I drew stuff for it to go with the explanations. But I never got around to like, cleaning up the sketches I did to look nice and clean, and I got buried in so much other stuff that I dont think I'll ever get around to it. So I'm just gonna include the raw sketches, I'm so sorry! ;n;

LEO

Leo has a lot of respect and admiration for Sharron, and this comes from the fact that the first time they met, she literally gave him and Mikey (who were two complete stranger to her at the time) her mother's cloaking necklace in order for them to save Raph & Donnie. That kind of trust and good-hearted nature made Leo come to like Ronnie right off the bat. This...however, also meant that he was a little too eager to play matchmaker for her and Raph when they started hanging out more. But once Raph put his foot down, Leo backed off, and he and Sharron became great friends.

As he often does with the people he cares about, Leo likes to tease Sharron a lot and will take any opportunity he can to pull silly little pranks on her, just because of the fact that she's gullible enough to fall for them. She takes them in good stride though, and will get him back at a ratio of...probably 5:1 I'd say. One of Leo's favorite things to do is call her "Sherry" when she least expects it, because she tends to have a knee-jerk reaction to the nickname. She absolutely hates it, and he knows that. She would never actually hurt him over it, but she does fake out punches or push him over or light heartedly threaten him every time he does it.

DONNIE

Unlike the rest of the brothers, who came to like Sharron right away, Donnie took some time getting used to her. Not to say he hated her or anything, but meeting someone new and having a change in atmosphere with her around took time for Donnie to get comfortable with. He wasn't instant buddy-buddy with her like the other were, and Sharron didn't take it personally.

Eventually, once Donnie did warm up to her, they formed their own unique relationship. Since Sharron lives down in the Hidden City, he'll ask her to be his guide when he wants to sneak down and buy up merchandise he can only acquire there. She enjoyed showing him around and keeping him company while running errands. Sometimes they even get lunch. (Dee reminds her a lot of her own younger brother, Trevor, who's also a big geek interested in STEM.) Additionally, Donnie will often ask Sharron to "test" some of his new equipment as he upgrades it. Sharron has teeth, claws, and high animal instinct, so getting her to demolish a prototype in order to test durability is very helpful.

MIKEY

Out of the three, its safe to say that Mikey is the one who bonded with Sharron the quickest. Mikey was also there when Sharron gave them the necklace at first meeting, so he instantly liked and trusted her, same as Leo did. When he found out that she was into sewing & music as hobbies, he begged her to do collabs with him, which she was more than happy to agree to.

Sharron works a full time job in the Hidden City, so their projects aren't anything too elaborate. It's all for fun and the joy of creative process rather than rushing to finish. Everyone loves when Sharron bring her guitar when she visits the lair, but Mikey especially loves performing with her, freestyling lyrics while they dance around together. Mikey also treats Sharron in a similar manner that he treats Raph; in that he likes to climb on her back or cling to her in scary situations. While Ronnie doesn't normally like to manhandle others normally (out of common courtesy, of course), once Mikey gives her permission to, she is more likely to be seen throwing him over her shoulder to carry him, or picking him up by his shell and whatnot. She doesn't do this with the others though, only Mikey, because he told her she could.

[chesters-ocs]

i dont know what this is. but uh... @the-whispers-of-death ask and.. ye shall receive??? dialogue heavy bullshit with no planning??? enjoy?????? idk man im not confident in this one. esp not stones dialogue so feel free to burn me at the stake for any inaccuracies <3

wc: 1.1k

Sylvester couldn't have been happier to have responded to the texts sent to him, after discovering the person on the other side is a friend of his soulmate! But of course it just happens to be his luck that the man he's destined to spent eternity with is paranoid about tech... the very thing Sylvester's professional life revolves around. He almost wants to roll his eyes at the thought.

Well, he figured, at least he has some way of communicating with the mystery man. They've started to exchange letters, after Ashok forwarded his address to Stone. A bit slow and tedious, but it worked well enough, so he couldn't complain too much... for now. Sylvester did figure that maybe taking it slow like this would also be for the best

He does, however, want to complain about the lack of a proper name to attach to his face. However, he guesses the moniker of 'Stone' fit him, he did act like one at times, Sylvester mused, before stopping the train of thought abruptly, as he heard his name be called on the street. Oh right, he's waiting on said soulmate, as per the scheduling. Only took them two months to finally meet again, courtesy of the embarrassingly slow mail system in place.

"Sylvester..?"

His ears twitched as he turned on his heel, tail gently swaying along with the movement, working to stabilize the action. He looked up at the source of the deep voice.

"That'd be me... Stone," he almost wanted to spit the name, no, word, out, but reeled himself in. Better stay polite and put on the smile, would be a shame if such an important figure for his life would detest him.

For a moment, he wanted to say the letters were pointless, and that his soulmate was mainly using them to practically host an interview, with how he managed to dodge any questions the hybrid had of him. All he knew of him was that damn nickname, sorry, callsign, and that he's a foreigner to the UK, but he could have figured the latter out on his own, with how warily he seemed to stalk the streets.

What he didn't catch is how the larger man almost looked guilty, with a side of annoyance.

"Did he not tell you my name?"

That piqued his interest instantly. "Who?"

"Ka- Ashok. Did he?" Stone clarifies, his gaze boring into the hybrid.

"No. He said you'll have to do it yourself. Apologies, big guy," Sylvester would have laughed, if his gaze wasn't so intense.

"That motherfucker," the man curses, causing Sylvester's lip to quirk up in amusement "... Vikram. Call me Vikram... Please?"

"Oh? ... Thats a nice name, Vikram. Better than Stone, don't you think?" he mused out loud, unable to stop himself. Unbeknownst to himself, in that moment he seemed to forget all his previous internal annoyances he held for the guy in front of him.

"I... panicked?" Stone.. Vikram? offers with a forced grin, avoiding eye contact.

Sylvester nods at that, humming for a moment as he thinks, before outstretching his hand to him.

"I have to pick up the kid at four, so what do you say about a date of sorts? It's only noon, after all. I'd like to talk to you. In person. Anywhere is fine. But I'm getting hungry."

"Can we do your place?"

"You're bold for a man i barely know"

"I can cook..?" He offers with a more earnest grin, and in that moment Sylvester could have sworn the light hit his eyes in such a way that it looked like liquid gold, only to be gone in a blink. But the subtle spike in his heart rate and the hitch in his breath didn't leave as quick as he would have liked, causing him to gulp

"... U-uhm.. yeah. Sure!.. I guess I do like a guy who can keep himself alive!" He made a poor attempt at a joke, trying to divert his soulmate's attention away from his increasingly flustered state. One which only increased as he finally grasped his outstretched hand in his, holding it with such gentleness that barely matched his appearances.

"I can do more than just that," The man frowned.

"We'll see about that! So.. My place it is... I guess," If the Sylvester from a few months ago would have seen this, he would have probably hit him over the head with a chair, but the current him couldn't care less about it.

He's decided he'll get to know this boulder of a man, instincts be damned!

"... So.. Why'd you even want to meet all the way out in the park?" Syl asked, his thumb grazing over his soulmates knuckles.

"I was told it'd be off-putting if I appeared at your door, so park it is."

"How considerate!"

The small talk continued on for the remainder of the walk, as they passed by the small corner shop they met at, eventually reaching the slightly run-down looking apartment building. Sylvester sighs as he opens the apartment doors to let them both into the tiny flat.

"I could have sworn I cleaned yesterday... No matter... Uh.. Kitchen's this way, if you still insist on cooking. I could order-"

"I'm cooking."

"... Rude," Sylvester grunts as he's cut off, before continuing as if he were never interrupted "I don't have a lot of produce. Haven't been out to get groceries in a few days."

He eyed him keenly as Vikram took stock of everything, opening and closing cupboards, as well as the fridge, scanning every last detail.

"That's seven types of cheese..."

"Oh, I'm lactose intolerant," he spoke nonchalantly, deciding to lean against the wall to admire him a little, "but I do like cheese. Kid likes it too."

"... You know you're not supposed to eat it?" He asked, glancing his way.

"What are you, a doctor?" The hybrid retorted, not liking to have his eating habits questioned.

"I am, yes," he stated with a blank expression.

"Oh for fuck's sake.. I just like it, and that's it. What happened to saying you'll cook?" He grumbled, trying to change the conversation to something else.

The tactic seemed to work well enough, as Vikram's focus went back to the produce laying around.

"How about... mashed potatoes and chicken?"

"Hm.. Sure. Kid will love it too. Need any help?"

"... No. Get out of my kitchen."

"Already staking claim on the place?" Sylvester asked incredulously, laughing in playful disbelief

"I am. Now out."

"You better be as good as you say you are to kick me out of my own kitchen~" the shorter man teased with a grin, before throwing his hands up in mock surrender, making his way out of the room.

"I will. Don't worry."

[totallynotsweetheartsbelloved]

Traveler-chan

Totally not based on some of jenitsu’s stories

A/N this is my first time writing a fanfic on here sorry if it sucks, If I missed any warnings and sorry that it is cut short, i might make a part 2

Zenitsu x Fem! y/n 

 Warnings: death,demons (obviously),nickname angel (used once)

You were running to find help from a member of the demon slayer corps, you needed them to kill a demon that had killed almost everyone in your village, everytime the men would go out and try to fight it, they were killed and eaten almost instantly. They were lucky if they tried fighting it and lasted more than a minute. You obviously couldn’t fight it! You were a girl, girls don't fight. Or so I've been told. You were lost in thought when all of a sudden you feel yourself crash against something causing you to hit the floor. “GAAAAH! I’M SO SORRY!” you look up to see a blond boy who looked like he was around the same age as you. “Zenitsu! You have to be more careful." Said the red-headed boy beside him, he was quick to turn his focus towards you, who was still on the floor. The boy extended a hand. “I am very sorry about him Miss…” he went silent it took you a moment to process that he wanted to know your name “huh? OH! Y/N! MY NAME IS..” you calmed yourself down before finishing your sentence “my name is y/n l/n. How about you two?” you ask, hoping that the awkwardness will clear off. “HEY! WHY DIDN’T YOU NOTICE ME!” shouted a voice from behind you. You yelp. “MY NAME IS INOSUKE HASHIBIRA AND I'M KING OF THE MOUNTAINS!” yelled the… boy? Boar? You couldn't tell what he was. “My name is tanjiro kamado! And this is zenitsu agatsuma! It is nice to meet you miss l/n” said the red-headed boy with a bright smile on his face. “So.. Tanjiro, Zenitsu, and Inosuke?” you ask with your sweetest face. “That's us! Also, can I ask do you have a husband?” asks Zenitsu with puppy dog eyes. “Um… no I don’t.” you say, frowning. “W…WELL I CAN BE YOUR HUSBAND!” zenitsu blurted out. You felt a heat swell up in your cheeks. Is he really trying to get me to Marry him? Haven't we literally just met? At this point in my life I would happily marry a trash can as long as I got married, so why decline this charming boys offer? “Ok, if you really mean it.” Zenitsu’s face goes pale for, he can’t believe you said yes. Didnt you only just meet him? He doesn’t care. Why would he when he now has a super cute fiance! Meanwhile Inosuke and Tanjiro are both in a state of shock at the fact you said yes. “What is your job Miss l/n?” asked tanjiro trying to change the subject. “You dont need to be so formal tanjiro! Just call me y/n” you said giggling “but to answer your question, i am a traveler.” i am just waiting to hear them say ‘but thats a man’s job!’ “We could call her traveler. “Her name is too hard to pronounce! So we can just call her traveler” Said inosuke. Seeming rather proud of himself “are you ok with that y/n?” asked tanjiro with that same sun-kissed smile he gave you when you first encountered eachother. “Ok. you can call me traveler.” Zenitsu leaped onto you, holding you close "Y/N!!!! MY ANGEL!!” squealed zenitsu. You told the boys about your situation, you led them to your village, they slayed the demon and helped everyone that was injured.

[twee-too]

ALL INFO 🫶🏾

made a sideblog because i wanted to separate my SFW art and my NSFW/SFW writing 👍🏾

Writing Requests: open <3

ABOUT ME YURYUR

on dis blog call me twee

its a nickname of a nickname🤭

She/he

my heads currently occupied by One Piece so writing for other shows/games probably wont happen 💔

I write NSFW/SFW might also post some NSFW art here so this just gonna be my wink wink nudge nudge blog LMFAO

My Writing !!

I write what I cant find other ppl writing 🤷🏽‍♂️

Ill mostly just be writing x reader stuff

If i forget to state what gender the reader is just assume its a fem reader unless it says otherwise

still pretty new to writing Fanfics so bare with me 😭

I dont write: vomit,minors/lolis/shota/anything Paedophilic, character x character, extremely long fanfics (10k is probably my max), Sexualized violence,

I do write: Basically all the strawhats (not chopper if its a smut obviously💀) Fem/Male/GN!Reader,

Ill probably add to this later😽

suggestions/requests/comments yadayada

If im not open for Requests (art or writing) and you send me a request even tho im not open imma just pretend i didnt even see it cuz😭?? If you see my Requests are closed, its that. closed. Please save your time because I wont Respond trust me 🙏🏾.

If you leave comments/reblog just letting you know im kicking my feet Twirling my hair going "teehee" on my bed. Then I Virtually kith you <3

FAVS!!

character headcanons are actually some of my favorite things SFW and NSFW

Crush x Reader

honestly have a love hate Relationship with angsts fics 😭 still puttin it on favs tho😹

Im definitely a fem!reader shawty myself

Characters: Law, Robin, Zoro, Sanji, Luffy, Shanks, 😋

Sub reader frr

Black/POC reader!!!!! Everytime I find someone that Write this shii i follow them Instantly 😭🫶🏾

Not favs✋🏾

Tbh Im not THAT into AUs but there are some exceptions

Character x Character just cuz im not that into ships especially in the OP fandom

not that into the reader being married too‼️

If ion fw u, dats it. no take backs

If theres somehow drama or unwanted negative energy, den you'll have to take allat somewhere else cuz ion want it 😭

Gen info!!

Tags on any One piece fics that has the characters stated in FAVS is GREATY appreciated 🫶🏾

adding on to the one above of this if you're gonna tag me in a fic make sure to read not favs <3

Im might not format all my stuff here well cuz ion rlly care dat much💀

might add to this later-

<3

[himbos-hotline]

OMG WAIT HI I LOVE JAY? TELL ME EVERYTHING? how did they (sorry about pronouns i am going to go with they/them for now PLEASE correct me) get those scars, what is the polycule like, is their full name jaybird or is that a cute lil nickname the polycule gives them, EVERYTHING i love them sm they are precious

I too love Jay so fucking much! they use she/he/they/zey pronouns with no real prefrence over any of them. Some people use she/her for him and theyre cool with it, others he/him, some just stick with they/him or a mix of all of them. Jay looks at gender and shakes a magic eight ball at it and goes "sure cool im that today!"

their name is technically Jayden- however she quickly gets it changed after a gender crisis [thanks for that kenny] Jaybird is technically a nickname that cole gives her when the two of them are a mixed tag team in NXT. Jay has an understanding for animals and being a high-flyer has a love of birds. It used to be 'Jaydenbird' and started as an inside joke. Now Jaybird is just what Cole calls zem whenever shes lovely dovey and not being a completely asshole [/affectionate] to her boyfriend.

Jay has a lot of scars. Most of them just being dumb wrestling accidents. The one under her right eye is from Kenny hitting them with a nerf gun by mistake cuz Jay got to close to him and spooked him. Now nobody is allowed nerf guns in arenas and Jay is SOOOOOO not salty about it. the scar on his chin is from skateboarding and Nick going "I betcha twenty bucks you cant jump from the diving board off ya skateboard" of a hotel pool. Jay does it because sometimes zey have a singular braincell and its busy thinking of hangmans ass. Well, "does it"

she climbs up to the diving board, slips and smacked her face on the back of the diving board. Still dove into the pool though and "do I still get the twenty bucks?" "depends. do you still have your teeth!?" neither one of them mention it to Matt.

Theres two large scars on his forearm because when she was 14 and still under Regals training and wrestling in the british indies, chose to wrap barbed wire around his arm. only for their opponant to pull it and it cut into zeir arm. Jay still thinks she was badass cuz she won!

The last scar is more then likely the most important one since it directly links to Jay meeting kenny and the gender crisis. Jay starts off as part of the JAS and theyre really shitty to him like to the point theyre mocking Jays disability [hes deaf] and tortmenting them in the ring to the point shes loosing matches and then Chris Jericho starts putting them down on commentary, to Regal, to Mox and to the female roster.

and one day, Jay just cannot stand it anymore. Facing Kris Stratlander in a hardcore match. Jay climbs the turnbuckle, stares at Jericho whose ringside, looks at wheeler whose there supporting Kris [and who is also jays boyfriend, they are just instantly in love as soon as they meet- both jay and wheeler are too dumb to realise that thought] and preforms a diving headbut. Only for Kris to move and Jay smack her head off a steel chair and then the outside of the ring rolling out of the ring. Shes concussed and the match ends because theres just blood pissing outta her head.

Cut to jay, alone in the JAS locker room fucked up and bloody. Talking to their rabbit Hemlock, talking about how he wants to give and how he doesnt feel right and how shes so tired and itll be fine if she just zones out for a little [dissocation] and then theres another voice and the weight of a bunny on her lap and "hey hey, talk to me yeah? tell me about your bunny. I bet they like it when they get really good big pets" and someone moving their hand and then theres a guy that hes seen before but cant remember because yay concussion and then

"I dont..I dont know you!"

"Kenny Omega, now you know me!"

"Jayden...Jayden orton.."

"Nice to meet ya Jay"

and then theres an entire crisis, kenny calling hanger pretty, keeps using they/them pronouns for Hemlock and he keeps calling her Jay and "my partner gets like this sometimes, hes really pretty- hey i should introduce you two!"

and then Jay just kinda sits there and loops the name Jay in her head, and they/them pronouns and how men can be pretty and maybe they could be a pretty boy? because everyone sometimes feel uncomfortable about their body right guys? everyone hates their name because it doesnt sound right, right guys?

....guys?

[kikisfuneralservice]

CHOI MINHO BF HEADCANONS

always wanted to know what choi minho is like as a boyfriend? your questions have been answered…

includes NSFW content‼️

*ALL CONTENT IS PURELY FICTIONAL AND NON-ASSOCIATIVE WITH ANY OF SHINEE OR SM ENTERTAINMENT- PURELY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!*

FLUFF:

always wakes up before you so he ends up getting you something to eat

it isn't even always a full breakfast either sometimes it’s just a poptart and an apple or a granola bar and some orange juice bc u dont trust him in the kitchen

absolutely smitten boy. just a 24/7 simp

unapologetically holds ur bag/purse for you- sometimes not even when ur stepping into a shop, he’ll just take it from you while you’re walking bc it’s “too heavy”

we all just know he wants it to take the gum from ur bag tho we’re not fooled, minho

unironically likes the little blue dots in the mint gum and it’s disgusting but for some reason it’s his favorite part i just wanted to add that idk

vv protective of you - he’ll ask you who you were talking to regardless of gender and ask if u have any romantic attraction to them bc he is nervous

literally no, minho; calm down

loves holding u in his arms bc he likes how small you look compared to him

likes to compare ur hand sizes n shit cuz he’s whipped

also when u walk with him and ur holding hands he likes to swing them bc he thinks it’s cute HA

wants to learn how to do hair and makeup bc he wants to do it for u just to say that he did it

kills spiders for you! and feels proud doing so

tries to call you nicknames, but it always comes out wrong or awkward, but it’s funny, so it’s ok

lets you do his hair and shit because he “wants to look pretty too”

he thinks everything is a competition so even at the state fucking fair he’s throwing his entire body into the ring around the bottle game to get u a giant fucking giraffe doll that u can get easily on amazon for $10

“u need this i must acquire this for you and win”

also is obsessed with those mallet games where u smack the mallet down and it tells u how strong u are

uses his rigged score to prove how strong he is and the whole rest of the day he has his arm around you and flexing the other bc he’s just that satisfied

buys little things that remind him of you

“minho what is this”- “it’s a skunk salt shaker!! isn't it funny??? the salt comes out of his butt! :D” -“how does this remind you of me i’m scared to ask”

knows all your orders by heart

he’ll get to somewhere and get so caught up in your order that he leaves 15 mins later realizing he never got food for himself

it’s ok he just gets mcdonalds on the way home plus he wants the how to train your dragon toy

im writing way too many wow next section

SMUT:

ok so... likes holding your hand- lemme explain

literally loves missionary i cannot tell u why he just does

wants to hold ur hand and keep them against the bed frame 

just wants to be as close to you as possible

he’s hyper-focused on the intimacy part

has a breeding kink i know it

gets excited whenever he’s with kids so when u mention it to him he instantly pops a boner

loves when u sit on his lap bc he likes rutting your hips against him

just cuz ya know

not a freaky guy just wants to hold u tight and love u slow

very vocal bc he knows u like that

it’s not worth it to him if he cant verbalize anything if u know what i mean

doesn't like keeping quiet :)

loves pleasuring u or whatever

very good at fingering you like it’s scary

could get off just on his fingers oops

doesn’t like toys bc he only wants him to satisfy u and thats it >:(

NEED TO ELABORATE ON THE BREEDING KINK FOR A HOT SEC

simply just gets hard at the thought of getting u pregnant nAUR

so when ur like “let’s have a baby” and give him those eyes

whewy ok

pounces on ya

goes rough bc he’s excited and he thinks if he goes faster that it’ll get u pregnant faster AHHAAHAHAH

has always loved having sex w you but after this it kinda solidifies it and he’s like we gotta do it everyday 👀 so it’ll work 👀 and ur like honey that’s not how it works

as soon as u tell him ur pregnant he gets emotional but once he calms down he just gets really horny again cuz he can’t help it💀 cuz he knows that he did that💀

is an ass kind of guy but doesn’t discriminate on tits

he likes grabbing ur ass,,, like a lot

he knows all the places u like being touched and you know his which makes it fun

also likes to watch u ride him with your hands on his abdomen :/

mostly is on top tho bc he likes having you under him so he can see u better

loves manhandling u tho

like this is a strong word but he loved to fondle you

and,,, and smacking ur ass- literally just grabbing and smacking cuz,,, cuz,,, cuz,,, ur hot and he can’t not let out his sexual frustration on u

like when he gets horny he’s just VERY grabby and touchy like a small child who has never walked into a walmart before and needs to touch literally everything

will kiss you during sex just to hear you moan in his mouth

needs to clear the near vicinity before any of this bc y’all like to be fucking loud

kibum at the door just wanting to pick up the hairbrush he left behind on accident: 🧍

wants you to leave hickeys and scratches on him bc that’s how he knows he did good

plus likes to joke about it when ppl ask him what animal mauled him

reeeaaaallllyyyyy likes mirror sex

ok listen tho

he likes fucking u slow against the counter from behind so you can see too……

he thinks ur so pretty he just wants u to see too

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that’s it!! this was literally just a shitpost basically, and my taemin drabble will be up later. it was originally supposed to come out today, but some altercations changed that, and i apologize! :( thank you for reading and leave a like or reblog- or follow me on twitter.

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Request if u dont mind...?

What if yandere obey me with a reader likes call them 'Boo'

Like : hey boo

Hello! I'll take on the request, sure! I haven't had motivation to write/ideas to write for, so thank you for sending in an ask!

Yandere Obey Me if you called them "boo/beau" to get their attention

I'm assuming a reader that calls them that out of nowhere, so that's what I wrote for. Apologies if it isn't what you meant! Also I just went with the bros for this since you didn't specify

Lucifer

A bit caught off guard initially

If he's reading or doing paperwork, he'll glance up at you before resuming his task, a small, prideful smile now gracing his lips.

His darling had called for him: not only that, but they'd called him a new petname. That's gonna fuel his ego for at least the next few days.

Will reply after a moment and will act like nothing happened, though he'll be notably less irritated for at least the remainder of the day.

Mammon

Instant blush

Sputtering and trying to formulate a response.

His darling just called him by a pet name! Don't be an ass about it, just play cool-

"Wh-what the hell do you want, you lousy human?!"

Dammit

Well he's not getting a kiss later.

If you laugh it off, so will he, albeit much more nervously. If not, he'll probably become super apologetic about being a douche.

Leviathan

Instant blush #2

Instant denial mode, you'll need to repeat yourself again at least one or two more times for him to realize that, yes, you're referring to him

He'll start going off on the typical rant of him being a yucky Otaku

Please comfort him/reassure him, your yandere nerd boyfriend is very anxious and is feeling very self-loathing now

Will calm down after a bit, but you can't help but hear him mutter something under his breath about this reminding him of an anime...

Satan

Man doesn't even look up from whatever book he was reading

Just instantly replies with a "Yes dear?" or "Yes, my love?"

Internally flustered but doesn't let it show...who wouldn't be flustered if his darling referred to them so affectionately, after all?

Though if anybody but him did, he'd make sure that they'd regret it just about instantly.

But regardless, he loves you, thank you for the affection, dear.

Asmodeus

Squeals in delight

You are just too cute!

Such a romantic and old-fashioned nickname, if you were any more adorable, he might just have to lock you away for his eyes only! Hey that's not such a bad idea

Also yeah, it isn't really that old fashioned, but...just let him have this.

Will instantly start to smother you with physical and verbal affection.

Only do this if you don't need to go pee or are REALLY comfortable with him following you into the bathroom, because he won't leave you alone for the rest of the day.

Beelzebub

Instant blush #3, although not as bad as 1 and 2

Being the sweetest of the yanderes, he would smile and just look at you with so much love and adoration

Probably would scoop you up in his big strong arms and take you off so that you two could go cuddle and share some food

Just...wholesome times. He loves you, and if you want to give that to him as a nickname, he'd be delighted.

Belphegor

Looks at you in surprise, and is super caught off-guard, just like Lucifer

The shock would quickly wear off, and the world's tiniest smile would come to his face.

Would tug you down to him for a nap, but, then again, what else is new?

Doesn't really have a huge reaction like most of the others, but is very clearly happy, especially when he holds you even tighter to him than normal.

"Mmh...I love you too. Now go to sleep, 'Kay...?"

Man has a vice grip that's even tighter with the power of obsessive love, so again, like Asmo, only do this if you're chill with not getting up for a while.

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Gift.

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draco malfoy x reader | smut | fluff |

husband!draco & dad!draco. switched 😏

y/n just got home from her girl's night out with her friends, she opened the door of her house. her eyes automatically searching for her husband and their child.

she goes upstairs when she didnt found any of their signs downstairs.

then she heard it, laughter coming from her son’s bedroom. she barged in and smiling when she saw her husband and kid playing on the bed.

she approaches them, pulling the two of them into a tight embrace.

draco smiles when she kissed his cheek before placing another kiss on scorpius’s forehead.

“how is your day?” she asked ruffling her little boy’s hair.

“it’s really fun mommy! daddy and I have been playing for a whole day!” scorpius clapped his hands cheerfully.

“yeah? tell me what is it that you played together?”

“we’ve been practicing magic and i grew some flowers in the garden mommy i’m sure you’d love it!” scorp replies making draco chuckles at his boy’s bubbly side.

“that’s great baby, i’ll see it tomorrow theyre must be really pretty” y/n said tickling her son making him squirming and laughed.

“and how about you, love? did you have fun today?” draco asked making both of them stopped and she smiles at him.

“we had so much fun bubs, do you know that pansy just found out that she is pregnant?”

“what? really? wow that’s good news to hear, can’t believe blaise is going to be a dad!” he replies with the same energy. he grins at the thought of blaise finally having his dad moments for the first time.

“draco you’re a dad too..” three of them laughed at her comments.

y/n stood straightly and stretched her back before leaning into draco whispering something into his ear.

“you better put scorpius to sleep soon. i cant wait to call you daddy tonight.” she smirks seeing him gulped and his face heated.

his eyes instantly dropped to scorpius who was still sitting on the bed innocently.

she walked out of scorpius’s room going to their bathroom wanting to take a shower.

>>>>>

few minutes passed, she came out from the shower, she smirked when an idea come to her mind. she put on a red lingerie that she knew draco loved so much.

a little gift for him might make his day better.

she stares at her reflection in the mirror, twirling around to admire the lingerie that hugged her body perfectly.

she has been craving for some touches since last week, but they have been busy with taking care of scorpius. so now would be a perfect time.

she sits in the middle of the bed, crossing her legs waiting for draco to come to their room.

her head snapped to the direction when she heard the door clicking and her huband stepped in, his eyes turned dark as he saw her.

“is he asleep?” draco nodded at her question, he walked slowly to her, his eyes scanning her body making her smirk get wider.

“good.”

“now enjoy my little show mr. malfoy” she continues, standing up and turned him around, pushing him onto the bed.

she grabbed her wand from the nightstand and quickly casted a silencing spell.

she looks at flustered draco keeping their eye contact, playing with her wand twirling it around her hair and shot him a wink making him shifted uncomfortably.

she put the wand back. her hand slowly tracing down to her body and draco’s eyes follow every movements she made.

y/n chuckles before letting her hand goes to her back and unclasping her bra, showing her tits full out in display for him.

she throws her bra at him and it landed on his crotch, he quickly grabbed it and sniffing it humming at the scent.

draco was still propped on his elbows enjoying the show his wife give to him, his eyes never leaving her body.

y/n played with the string of her panties in her fingers before taking it off slowly, showing him her bare cunt. and her panties dropped to her feet, she pretended to gasped and look him straightly in the eyes.

“oops..”

draco’s breath got caught in his throat, he wanted nothing more than to touch her but he also wanted to enjoy the show.

“fuck baby you’re a goddess..” he moaned softly, his eyes looking up at her face before going down again.

“thank you daddy” he choked out on air when she said that making her chuckle.

she hopped on his lap and straddling him, catching his lips on her, kissing him eagerly, her hands quickly making her way to the bottom of his shirt taking it off.

“daddy you’re so hot..” her kisses trailed down to his neck, leaving a few marks on it.

their bodies pressed together leaving no gap, she grinded on him making him groaned. he pulls her back for a hungry kiss his hands roaming around her body and he moans softly into the kiss when he feels her nipples rubbing his.

“fuck.. ride me mommy” she moaned at the nickname, her hands pulling down his sweatpants he helped her by kicking it off throwing it somewhere making her giggle.

she pushed his hard cock up straightly to his lower stomach and she grinding her cunt on it, petting him.

“mommy.. please..” he moans out loud at the friction, his hands squeezing her ass.

she lifts up her body lining his tip up on her entrance to lubricating both of them before sinking down on his cock, he stretched her out deliciously as her walls instantly accomodating him.

they were moaning each other at the feeling of finally being connected.

“god y/n.. you wrapped my cock so tight baby” he let her fully have the control as she bouncing up and down on his cock, her hands gripping tightly on his shoulder to steady herself.

“you feel so good inside me daddy” she bouncing faster on his cock, each time his cock somehow gets deeper inside her showing a bulge in her stomach.

“damn baby look at how deep daddy in you”

she moans when she looked at her stomach. his hand touching the bulge in her stomach pressing it softly turning both of them into a moaning mess.

“i’m close daddy..” he guided her hips to bounce faster while meeting her thrusts upwards, one of his hand rubbing her clit circling his thumb on it making her going crazy.

“cum for daddy” she collapsed on his body legs spasming as her high hit her body, her juices soaking his cock. draco followed behind at the feeling of her walls squeezing him tight.

and when y/n thought they were done, draco flipped their body so he was on top now without pulling out of her. he thrusting into her right away making her gripped the sheets.

“you dont think i’m done with you, right?” he snapped his hips harder making her body bouncing in front of him. the headboard hitting the walls over and over again.

y/n shakes her head ‘no’ to answer him. he pulls her for a kiss, his fingers twirling her hard nipple.

“good. because i’m not stopping until you filled up with my cum, i’m gonna give you so much cum until you give me another baby”

“yes! yes daddy please fuck me until i’m full with your cum..”

he wrapped one of her legs on his shoulder making him going deeper on her, his balls slapping up against her ass making loud clapping sounds filling the room.

“god.. babygirl i will never get tired of pounding into your tight pussy, it feels so good i dont wanna pull out”

y/n screamed his name louder when he hit her spot again, her eyes rolled back in pleasure as the knot in her stomach tightened and her vision went blurry.

draco noticed and pulls her by her throat reconnecting their lips. he broke the kiss pressing their foreheads.

“look at daddy when you’re gonna fall apart on his cock, babygirl” she moans louder keeping their eye contact like he said, her lips quievered as he circled her clit.

“i’m gonna cum daddy! oh fuck.. yes draco!” she let her second orgasm washed over her body, it feels so good that it sending her to the cloud nine.

“oh god.. you squirted on daddy’s cock, babygirl”

he groans louder at the feeling of her walls pulsing and clenching him so tight, his thrusts getting sloppier as his high approaching him.

“fuck fuck.. take all of me y/n!”

he gives her one final thrust before letting himself exploding all of his cum inside her, filling her womb full like he promised. his moan get louder when he feels he’s still shooting his cum into her non stop.

his body shaking so hard that he collapsed on top of his wife hugging her, burying his face onto the crook of her neck.

y/n moaned feeling so full, he lazily ride out their highs making no move to pull out.

she stroked his blonde hair softly, sweats running onto both of their body. they were still catching their breaths.

“oh my god y/n.. that was so amazing” draco said between his breaths as he rolled to the side, wrapping her in his arms.

“yes dray.. that was the best” she kissed him one more time before he gets up walking shakily to the bathroom.

he comes back wrapping y/n in bridal style carrying her to the bathroom and placing her in the warm tub before joining behind her.

“thank you for letting me went out earlier and taking care of scorpius, dray..” she looks over her shoulder, her hands playing with the bubbles.

draco captured her lips on his, his hands messaging her shoulder softly. he pulls away to answer her.

“no need to thank me, love. it was my duty too as your husband and a father.”

she chuckles splashing the water onto his face making he joined her laughter.

“i love you dray.”

“i love you more y/n.”

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Pet Names (Part 2)

Mc’s nicknames for the Obey Me! Brother’s and dateables.

Find part 1 here. 

Same rules as part one, but reversed: For each brother, I gave a three different name types: general, romantic, and teasing. A general name is used on a pretty regular basis (whenever addressing them without using their name).  A romantic name is used in special circumstances- like when you are trying to be more affectionate or comforting. A teasing name is used during times when they are more flirty or playful (or during sexy time).

<<AHHHH thank you all so much for the love on my first few posts. I dont have many followers yet, but the interactions with my works have been greater than I expected! Thank you all for admiring my writing. If its not too much trouble, a follow would be much appreciated! I definitely plan on keeping the momentum going with the writing- I will try to post at least once per week, if not more. Again, this took a long time and a lot of thought so I hope you all like it. I tried to make it match part one as best I could!>>

written for a GN!Mc who has a pre-existing romantic relationship with the brothers or dateables (whichever one is your fav!)

Cw: swearing, sexually suggestive, maybe spoilers for lessons 16+?

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Lucifer

General: Luci

The first time the name "Luci" rolled off your lips, Lucifers heart stopped. He hadn't heard that name in centuries, and it's associated with people (or angels) he now has a general distaste for. However, the sickly sweet sound of the name dancing around his head was so intoxicating, he couldn't help but fall deeper in love with you. You are absolutely the only one allowed to call him this. Once Mammon heard you say it, and he tried it too as a way to make fun of him. Needless to say, a certain white-haired demon was strung up from the banister that night. Occasionally you will shorten it to "Lu," but for the most part "Luci" is the tried and true option that is just so dang adorable (And we all know Soft!Luci just loves the fact that you see him as adorable).

“It's really no problem, Luci. Anything to ease your workload."

Romantic: My Love

While Lucifer calls you "Love" on the regs, its more likely for you to call him that during more intimate moments. Not because you don't want to, its just "Luci" has kind of taken on the most endearing title for day-to-day living. Whenever Lucifer hears you call him "my love," he will be putty in your hands. If he's in a good mood, he will do quite literally anything you want. If he's in a pissy mood, it will instantly dissipate. 10/10 perfect name for a romantic evening with Luci.

“Thank you, My love. You look very handsome too.”

Teasing: Baby, Lucifart

While Lucifer's teasing names for you have more gentle and mischievous undertones, yours are very blunt and definitely take playful jabs at his pride (which he hates but also adores). Calling Lucifer "Baby" will instantly put him in the mood for more than just flirting, so don't use it unless you mean business. As for the latter, definitely only use it when he is in a playful mood. Otherwise, he may not talk to you for a couple days. (Seriously tho, I think "Lucifart" is the funniest fucking thing in the whole world. I saw it in a fic once and every time I think about it, I can't stop laughing). I feel like he would hate it at first and actually get mad, but when he finds out you're just being playful, he'll calm down. Just don't use it too much, or when he's in a pissed off state already...unless you have a death wish. And if you dare call him "Lucifart" in front of his brothers, he will either kill everyone in the room or implode from embarrassment.

“I'm more than aware. Perhaps Its that im trying to get a rise out of you, Baby?

“Lucifferrrr. Lucciii. Luuuu. Lucifarrt...”

Mammon

General: Hun, Baby

At first you probably just called him "babe" back, but you got so used to hearing it from him, it was just too weird to use back. So you probably then switched to "Baby," only slightly different, but you noticed the immediate blush paint his cheeks and tips of his ears, and it stuck. "Hun" is another go-to that Mammon not-so-secretly loves, and you can definitely see his eyes light up when it passes your lips. While the pet names are generic, that's what he loves about them. Its a nice reminder that your relationship is simplistic- theres no difficulties he has in loving you! And the nicknames you give him tell him exactly the same.

“Oh, Hun. I need a little bit more info on this grand idea before I agree...um...what's that behind your back, Baby??”

Romantic: Treasure

I have seen others hc the other way around, but it feels much more realistic that Mammon would absolutely MELT if you called him "Treasure." He's Greed incarnate...he loves money and luxury. The only thing he loves more than that is you. And if he hears you call him his second favorite thing in the whole world...damn. He's THAT important to you??? Cue blushing mess Mammon. Obviously you only pull out the big guns when he's upset, feeling insecure, or when he's extra affectionate. This is the easiest way to his heart tbh. You will often add "my" to it when feeling a little more cheeky.

“Yeah, it did suck. But thats okay- you didn't have to get me anything. Just being here with my Treasure makes everything alright!"

Teasing: Tiger, Demon

Yep- you throw both of these right back at that simp when he tries his hand at teasing you! If you want him to go on for hours back and forth on a roasting battle, call him "Demon." If you want to immediately Make him lose all sense of confidence and tell you to "s-stop..", you gotta call him "Tiger" in that sultry voice (you know the one). He will stop dead in his tracks right there.

“I'll be right there, Tiger. Just let me...Adjust myself."

"What?! I'm not doing anything, Demon!"

Leviathan

General: Player 1, Lord of Shadows

Obviously your general pet names for Levi would match the ones he has for you. He may be a little flustered the first few times you use them, b-but its not like he wants you to stop!!! You're his Henry, after all! You don't use either any more than his actual name, just so he doesn't get too used to them...because you're secretly afraid he will stop reacting so adorably when you do use them. He will also absolutely begin to refer to himself by these names, which is just the cutest thing ever. Often you attach "my" just as an extra assurance that you're definitely still interested in him...please just validate this insecure baby )':

“Dont you worry, my Lord of Shadows! I'll be there soon!"

“Of course! I need my player 1 just as much!"

Romantic: Nessie

We stan our adorably anxious Sea Monster Otaku in this house. Therefore, its only fitting that you pick a special endearing nickname when you want to be more romantic. "Nessie" seemed to fit best, not only because the one time you told Levi about the Loc Nes Monster was definitely the day you realized it was real and it absolutely was Lotan messing around in Loc Nes. But he was especially captivated by the nickname for the creature. "Nessie." Something so sweet sounding to describe something that was supposedly hideous, frightening, and not well understood. Levi related hard to the plight of the Loc Nes Monster, and you definitely notice- and then name just...stuck. you loved the way his chest puffed up in pride, shortly before his cheeks flushed pink the first time you called him "Nessie." Now its something you use whenever he's in need of a confidence boost, or when you're feeling a little more sentimental.

"You mean so much to me too, Nessie. I'd feel so lost without you."

Teasing: Cutie, Sexy

Using "cutie" as a teasing term for Levi is honestly so perfect. He will become a blushing mess immediately. Of course, if you really want to throw him off, you will need to go with something that will really make the blood rush out of his head and into his...head...and using "Sexy" is a way to do just that (Levi.exe has definitely stopped working). Either way, you will be dealing with a super flustered Levi whichever route you take. Just make sure not to tease him too much, or he might explode.

“Hey there Cutie. Mind if I sit on your lap?"

"Me? Oh- I'm not doing anything, really. Just wanting to spend some time with my Sexy man."

Satan

General: Spade, Poe

Your general nicknames for Satan are much more unique than his for you. You felt almost obligated to give him some names that are references to literature, and Satan loves it. When you first gave him the pet name "Spade," he just about lost his mind. You're giving him the namesake of famous detective Sam Spade?! (Yes you read his favorite detective novel and just couldn't help it). Goodness, you may as well have just proposed right there. Another name that just happened to stick was "Poe"- obviously referencing Edgar Allen (as gross as he was blech). You introduced him to your favorite story by the Author, The Pendulum, once you two started growing close, and Satan was hooked. The name serves as a momento to the moment you began having feelings for him.

“I'm happy to see you too, Poe. What are you reading?“

"Listen, Spade. Just because I offer Mammon suggestions on his schemes doesn't mean I'll suddenly get brain rot."

Romantic: Emerald

Obviously this one comes from his sin- the hue that surrounds him when he begins feeling resentment, the flickering light in his eye when he begins to tense, and the shimmer of his tail as his demon form takes over. He can definitely be terrifying, but there's a ethereal beauty to the vulnerability that shows during times where he loses some composure. You typically use this pet name to comfort him, occasionally tossing in accompanying words- such as "precious" or "brilliant." His anger will often immediately lessens the minute he heres you utter the name- a gentle reminder that he is losing control and needs to recollect himself. With your comfort, he often can regain his composure and calm himself down, but not without the delightful purs that come when he gets affection from you.

“hush now, my brilliant Emerald. Just breathe.”

Teasing: Blondie, Professor

Okay, so teasing Satan is about as fun as poking a rattle snake with a stick, but you gotta be really careful not to take things too far. Usually thats pretty hard to do, since he has quite the soft spot for you, but you need to recognize the signs of the rattle that signifies his wrath. To extend your time teasing him, using gentler pet names can help! You've settled on "Blondie" for the most part- not something insulting, and Satan honestly is more confused than anything as to why you decide to tease him using this nickname, but he gets a little excited when he sees how funny you think it is, so he goes with it. "Professor" is another name you're fond of when you want to tease him- especially when he starts giving a long-winded Ted Talk to you on something without even thinking about it.

"Thanks for the lecture, Professor. Can we makeout now?"

“Okay Blondie. Do your worst.”

Asmodeus

General: Babes, Adonis

Again, Asmo is the king of pet names, so you gotta get a little creative here to give him a run for his money. You probably started with something simple that did tend to stick, like "Babes," and Asmo does love this one so you do still call him it quite often. But when you called him "Adonis" for the first time? Wow. He knew he made the right choice in making you his one and only. You will often attach other words to it, like "darling" or "lovely," just to spice things up.

"Oh Babes! I missed you too, my darling Adonis!"

Romantic: Moonshine

While Asmo prides himself in treating you to the most romantic relationship you probably ever had (if not who tf are you dating?!), but he's so used to people trying to go over the top for him, something more simplistic may be more alluring to him. But while this is true, he still wants something that is uniquely reserved for him and only him- especially when he's upset! Wouldn't want him to get worry lines, now would we?! "Moonshine" was probably perfect for this! It describes his gloriously bright personaliy that can be so intoxicating, and is a bit more on the unique side!

“I know, Moonshine. I hope you know you're my world."

Teasing: Fox

Look, teasing asmo is like dangling a piece of meat in front of a caged leopard. You better realize he will instantly get turned on the minute you start being more flirtatious and reciprocating his advances. Calling him "fox" is a good way to really get his heart beating faster- especially if you use that special sexy tone to say it.

“Well, I wouldn't be so special if i didnt know all your dirty little secrets, now would I, Fox?"

Beelzebub

General: Beelie

You absolutely had to pick a general pet name to really show how much you love him and his personality, so you quite frequently like using plays on his name! More often than not, you use "Beelie" to refer to him more casually. He loves the little extra sweetness to his name that you (and only you) can bring, and he feels so happy inside when he knows that you see him as the gentlest of giants!

“I'd love to go to Madam Screams with you, Beelie!!"

Romantic: Pooh Bear

Am I the only one who thinks of Pooh whenever I look at Beel? No? Just me? Okay... Well, regardless, this nickname came to you immediately when you had brought back some flavored honey from the human world and you caught Beel sucking it down straight from the Jar. He was so embarrassed and felt bad for eating your delicious treat, but the puppy dog eyes he gave you and the softness of his apology...it just instantly sparked the pet name. Beel adores that you came up with this name for him, and feels so glad that he he can share in a piece of your childhood with you. You often toss out "Pooh Bear" when he's not feeling well, when he's upset, or when you're feeling a little more sentimental.

“Thank you, Pooh Bear. Just being here with you has a way of making me feel better."

Teasing: Puddin'

Instant blushing Beel every time you use this name. Not only is it a great choice in a snack, but you definitely give him just glint of passion in your tone when you use "Puddin" that drives him WILD. Of course, after you do use it, you better have some pudding on stand by- or be able to provide him an equally satisfying snack (if you know what I mean...)

"Hey there, Puddin'. Why don't you come a little closer?"

Belphegor

General: Baby

Just as Belphie doesn't feel the need to get creative with pet names, neither do you. You both just call eachother "baby" back and forth and honestly? It works. You don't really worry about whether the brothers will overhear like he does, though (much to his irritation. Maybe this is why he teases you so much???). But he really does love the way it sounds in reference to him!

“Huh? Oh...I'm sorry, Baby. I just wanted to cuddle a bit is all..."

Romantic: Sunshine

You and Belphie may have a complex history, but really he has proven himself a great partner despite his past. You do notice Belphie finds himself often insecure, wondering if you're happy with him, or what you even see in him. Because of this, you landed on the pet name "Sunshine" when those insecurities rear their ugly head. You gave this name as a reminder that his is such a brilliant light to your life, and you cherish the moments you have with that are filled with such a warm and cozy love. You wouldn't trade it for anything.

"I love you so much, Sunshine. Words can't even describe."

Teasing: Brat, Punk, Cowboy

Because Belphie is relentless in his teasing, you really have to up your game to give him a taste of his own medicine. Referring to him as "Brat" is a great way to get him pouting and flushing red instantly. "Punk" is a good alternative, often making a playful jab at how he absolutely looks like a mid-2000s emo kid who works at Hot Topic. And of course, there's the obvious "Cowboy," that you came up with in a brilliant moment of word association. This one is probably his favorite, and he uses it as an excuse to begin to wrestle with you (playfully and without full strength, of course) so he can truly show you who you're messing with.

“Belphie you are such a brat."

"Alright, Punk. Give me your best shot!"

"Nice comeback, Cowboy.”

Diavolo

General: Dia

Once you give a pet name to Diavolo, he is fully head over heals for you. His pet name back to you comes after you give him "Dia," mostly because he wants to wait to see what you'll come up with. He loves the special shorter version of his name- it makes him sound much more approachable and soft,, which is exactly how he wants to be with you. If you ever use his actual name, he will pout so hard at you. Please, just humor him.

“Good morning to you too, Dia! I always sleep well when I get to wake up next to you.”

Romantic: Baloo

Similar to Beel, Diavolo is delighted that you give him a name that allows him to be closer to your childhood memories. It makes him feel like hes been close to you forever, and definitely warms that soft spot in his heart for you. Naming him "Baloo" after the bear in The Jungle Book is just so fitting. He's strong, silly, and so very soft. After explaining what it means in the human world, Diavolo is all over it.

“Oh, Baloo. You are so good to me.”

Teasing: Daddy

I absolutely think that Diavolo is either too giddy when you try to tease him, or too dense to understand you even ARE teasing him that ALMOST NOTHING WORKS to make him a blushing mess. However, once when he was relentlessly teasing you during a RAD student council meeting you mumbled "whatever you say, Daddy" to him and the mortified expression he made, followed by the eruption of laughter from everyone in the room (except Lucifer, who was stunned that you had the balls to say that to LORD FRICKEN DIAVOLO) made you realize you finally found his Kryptonite. Now you use it ALL the time, especially when he has been teasing you a little too much.

“Of course, Daddy. I wouldn't miss a student council meeting for the world!”

Simeon

General: Bambi

Just as Simeon calls you "Dear," you often return the sentiment by calling him "Bambi." He melts every time he hears the name pass your lips. Just like Diavolo and Beel, he loves being able to have a connection to your childhood- making him feel like hes known you for millenia. He also loves how "Bambi" matches his pet name for you! And of course, Simeon is definitely reminiscent of a deer- gentle, kind, and elegant.

“Its good to see you too, Bambi. My day was alright! How about yours?”

Romantic: My Angel

This one is a no-brainer, and didn't take a master of wordsmithing to come up with why this fits him. However, Simeon adores the addition of "my" to his title, elated that you see him as yours! Whenever Simeon has had a rough day, or is feeling a bit worried or insecure about his decision to have a relationship with a human, giving him the little reminder that he is as pure as an Angel, and that he's your "Angel", will comfort him so much, and have him back to his normal self in no time.

“Of course, My Angel. I want nothing more than to be in your embrace.”

Teasing: Grandpa, Sexy

Like Diavolo, Simeon can sometimes be a little dense when it comes to teasing (or maybe he's just pretending to be?), but either way, we all know this man is so far behind on all modern slang and even modern tech, that its only fitting to call him "Grandpa" when you tease him. He will laugh about it, but you see the embarrassment behind those beautiful eyes and you know he's gonna get you back! If you really want to get him hot and bothered, call him "Sexy." He will absolutely be at a loss for words and scramble to find the nearest Bible to get rid of the sin that you just manifested within him. (Hide your shame, Simeon. Hide your shame).

"Easy now, Grandpa! You don't want to break a hip!"

"You know I wouldn't miss spending time with you, Sexy."

Barbatos

General: Honey

You probably started off with calling him "Hun," but because you don't see him too much, it felt a little impersonal. Elongating it to "Honey" was perfect, and you love seeing the small shimmer in Barbatos' eyes when you use it to refer to him. Like Barbatos, you probably only use this to refer to him now because of how rare of a treat it is to see him throughout the day, let alone find some time to chat.

“Oh! Hi Honey. I'm having a wonderful day- how about you?"

Romantic: Hummingbird

This wonderfully endearing name came from how quickly Barbatod moves from one task to the next with attention to detail and grace. You couldn't help but think of the delicate little bird as he zoomed through the castle attending to Lord Diavolo's needs. The first time you referred to him a such, he cocked his head at you and asked you to elaborate. But once you explained, he was pleased to know he reminded you of such a delightful animal. When he is clearly overworked or feeling fatigued, this is the best thing you can call him to relax him and make him melt in your hands. Adding a "my" to it increases the effect ten fold.

"I am happy you finally got a break tonight, my hummingbird.”

Teasing: Doll

Again, since I support the hc that Barbatos is a freak, you better come up with a good name to match his if you actually want to tease him. The best way to do this is to call him something with a more submissive connotation- that will really get his cheeks flushing. Your go-to is usually "Doll," since it seemed to get a reaction every time you used it. You don't tease Barbatos back much. Because frankly, you know the consequences of doing so with him...(wink)

"Well, I sure am happy to hear you're at my service, Doll.”

Solomon

General: Hun

Again, because Solomon at first doesn't appear to fond of pet names, you go for something more simple. But you quickly realize he becomes attached to you calling him "Hun," and you see a sadness behind his stoic face whenever you use his actual name over the pet name he has grown so fond of hearing. He will never admit it though (I bet this bastard can give Lucifer's pride a run for its money at times)

"Of course, Hun. Which one is it that you need?”

Romantic: Liebling

Because his romantic pet name for you is a little more special, yours for him should be as well. I feel like Solomon is well-traveled since he is immortal (and has had the fricken time), and has experienced several lifetimes worth of various different cultures- which is why using a pet name in another language may hit different for him. Using "Liebling" when he's feeling down or having an existential crisis regarding his own mortality (which happens more often than you'd think weirdly enough) will bring him the most comfort. Adding "my" to it will seal the deal even more.

“I'm right here, my Liebling. Just relax."

Teasing: Master, Harry Potter

Again, Solomon feels like another who would be hard to fluster. I feel like the only way to really get him bothered is to stroke at his ego a bit. Using "Master" as a way to reference him turns him on immediately, so be prepared for that because he has no fricken breaks. When you want to tease him more playfully, calling him synonymous names to "Sorcerer" is a good way to get him in a huff, because of the connotations with human nerd culture. But if you really wanna get him annoyed, call him "Harry Potter"- especially if he's in the middle of a spell or creating a potion.

“You can tame me if you really desire to, Master."

"Alright now, calm down Harry Potter. Its not like you're creating life."

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