#but counterpoint: it’s funny

[the-illustrative-interloper]

I am dented

By the scars that keep me up at night

And it's not agoraphobia

It's just a lack of air supply

That keeps me up at night

I know I'm getting older

But I'm told that I'm not momentarily out of my mind

- Agoraphobia by Autoheart

[infinite-mirrors]

my brain demands more tsc nonsense

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

I used to despise Eridan and think he was the absolute worst character (barring Cronus ig) but you have shown me the light and completely turned my opinion around and now I think he is such an endearing little freak <3 I read your whole blog already but if you've got any more thoughts on eri or anyone else then I hope you post them bc I'd love to hear more abt it!

i have sooo many controversial opinions about the dancestors you have noooooo idea

[luckydicekirby]

did hohenheim and pinako ever fuck, a forum thread that is locked one post in because everyone hated it

[yellowocaballero]

The actual problem I'm having writing Kim Dokja is that I know KDJs here, on Tumblr.com. This website has thousands of people whose sole link to sanity is badly written media and their overly masculine and emotionally repressed comfort character. KDJ as a person is bugfuck insane but he is not as bugfuck insane as everybody on here putting their blorbos in jam jars and shaking them or sticking them into a blender. To be remotely representative of the KDJs in the real world you would have to make him so insane that he goes beyond his unhinged canon nature and straight into serial killer using cutsey talk category. It's unsustainable. KDJ is the voice of the people but the people's voices could call YJH a meow meow and make fancams of him in a fight.

[fullscoreshenanigans]

Still the greatest loss in the official translation

[chatonyant]

One more, im in a mood

look i need people to draw plum blossom sword saint as an old man oK?? OK??? HE IS 80 SMTH CAN HE HAVE WRINKLES PLEASE

[magentagalaxies]

vent incoming:

got my grades back for my courses last semester and most of it was to be expected, mostly A's, maybe an A-, etc. but i honestly can't get over the fact that my independent study (the buddy cole documentary) was for some reason given a B. like sure getting a B isn't bad per se, I usually get at least one B every semester and i honestly don't really care about what my exact gpa is as long as i can graduate, but come on. this school put me through months of psychological torment over this project and didn't even have the nerve to give me a B+??? i'm still coping with the self-doubt they forced on me and this bullshit is not helping!!

[hayaku14]

back on my “kaishin have the same height but somehow people thinks shinichi is shorter cause of kaito’s hair” bullshit (x)

kaito is always leaning in towards shinichi who ends up leaning back

shinichi tilts his head down a bit with his hand on his chin when thinking and kaito has his hands behind his head chin pointed upwards making it look like he’s a few centimeters taller

kaishin both have a larger than life presence but where shinichi's turns on when he's investigating or deeply in thought, kaito's seems to be constantly on in front of strangers and acquaintances so people feel that he's taller (people who know kaito and shinichi well aren't susceptible to this illusion of height difference lol)

the messier kaito's hair is, the taller he looks (which shinichi doesn't see cause a sleepy messy-haired kaito makes him look softer, smaller, and cuter in his eyes but shh don't tell kaito he said that)

yes kaito likes to tease shinichi that he's grown back and yet still shorter than him—that's literally just your fucking hair, kaito. no it's not, tantei-kun!—but is he aware that people think the same way? not at first but as soon as he catches wind of the Height Conspiracy™, kaito starts posting photos of them that’s angled just so he looks a tiny bit taller than shinichi

it's not that kaito cares if he's taller or not, to him this is simply ammunition to tease shinichi. however, he's very amused that his peers has collectively concluded that he's taller than shinichi and who is he if not the guy that fans the flames of deceit?

COUNTERPOINT: kuroba kaito, a walking talking menace who cannot hold still to save his life, looks a little shorter next to kudou ‘i have impeccable posture drilled into me by my mother’ shinichi

Bonus funny thought but kaito the magician with impeccable posture vs kaito the civilian at home like:

[bat-connoisseur]

I'm coming up on the end of Baldur's Gate 3, and I have four clown makeup kits in my inventory. So,

[novelconcepts]

I don’t know how into D&D you are, but in case you’re a fan: what classes do you think the main 6 YJ girls would have?

Oooooh, man. What would they be.

Van is classic bard, leaning toward stories over songs. Misty is a cleric, but like. Refuses to use her spells unless she feels appreciated. And secretly takes a level or two in rogue that baffles everyone else.

Lottie’s a paladin, but I feel like for a god she has a lot of beef with/confusing feelings about. Nat’s a ranger who gets talked into multiclassing into druid without totally trusting she can pull it off. Taissa’s a wizard (what’s sexier than wizards? Nothin’.) and she goes ALL IN memorizing spells and using them in fascinating cutthroat ways.

Annnd Shauna’s a barbarian.

[jheselbraum]

zelganlink au where zelda and ganondorf are in an arranged marriage but they're both normal about it and are totally fine seeing other people as long as there's no scandal made about it. So Zelda starts sneaking out to see her childhood friend who lives on a small farm just outside Castle Town. He doesn't talk much but he never turned her in to the guards whenever she'd run away as a kid and he always listens to her. Ganondorf on the other hand starts sneaking out to see a truly fascinating Hylian voe he met on his way to the wedding, who beat back ten bokoblins armed with nothing but a tree branch and, not realizing that the ten foot tall Gerudo man decked out in gold, silk, jewels, and other finery was the future king of Hyrule and instead zeroing in on Ganondorf's fucking gigantic horse, proceeded to infodump about horses to him for the next four hours. Neither of them think it's really worth mentioning exactly who they're going to see, since the idea is to keep the whole thing under wraps, so they neglect to tell each other that the guy they're seeing is a ranch hand named Link.

Ganondorf immediately assumes that Zelda, brilliant mad scientist that she is, is just really good at keeping her lover's identity a secret, and knows exactly who his lover is, and wanting to show that he is committed to preventing a scandal, swears Link to secrecy.

Zelda's had the time to get to know Ganondorf and now knows he's not going to stop her if she wants to turn an entire wing of the castle into her personal study, so like, he can do whatever. To preserve her passion project-- importing the Gerudo concept of "algebra" into the Hylian school system-- she swears Link to secrecy.

Link is pretty sure Ganondorf and Zelda have forgotten that he's not royalty and therefore faces actual, head severing consequences for breaking the law, but he also doesn't want to cause trouble for either of them by getting himself caught and he definitely doesn't want to stop seeing them. He thinks that Ganondorf and Zelda are perfectly aware of the entire situation, and has no idea that they're non-communicative idiots.

Link is still the chosen one, or whatever, but this version of Ganondorf gets defeated by Link every tuesday night no master sword required, so he doesn't realize that he's also immune to legal consequences for courting both the king and queen via "if you want to kill him you have to best him in combat" shenanigans.

Impa knows everything but TV hasn't been invented yet so she keeps it to herself

[irrigos]

ok i finished The Man Who Was Thursday. it's really funny to me that this book was so influential to fallen londons revolutionaries, when frankly, I think it ultimately has very little to say about anarchism and very much to say about God.

[nugatorysheep]

Watching people argue about the checkmarks is so funny, yall acting as if this exact brand of argument doesn't happen every 3 months with AO3 donations

[stick-by-me]

Holy crap, is that Freddy Fazbear?! :0

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