We are the tumblrinas you could not purge
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Dear Tumblr,
Please let me buy verification check marks for blogs that don’t belong to me, I crave violence.
Fondest regards,
A Tumblrite
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Tumblr users after seeing they can stack verifications.
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spare a checkmark? spare a checkmark for a silly little rat? 🐀
as a fellow rat i deem thee verified
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POV you are a grown man with no impulse control and $40
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I have literally zero stakes in this debate I just think the interaction is fucking gold
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@staff, here take this free tumblr icon idea
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did I spend $8 for a tiny blue check mark... yes... but its cool and therefore I’m cool
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"lol you bought a blue checkmark? you've been played by caPiTALism"
Look I know exactly what the blue check mark is. I think everyone who has them (or a dozen) knows what it is. Its a pointless digital trinket and (to me) its FUNNY. I think its absolutely hilarious that Tumblr was able to capitalize off the twitter check-mark fiasco. I applaud them, get that money. I bought it because its a fun addition to my handle and because at the end of the day it helps them keep the lights on. I'd rather give money to this site for a dumb meme than to a site run by the worst guy or give anymore of my data to the Zuckerfuck meta mistake. This isn't like buying an NFT. We know.
We don't have to rail against capitalism every second of the day. Sometimes its fine to spend your money on silly shit
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So, the checkmarks finally arrived on mobile...
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Seeing the verification marks on mobile is really funny to me.
Just seeing so many blue checks next to one's username; it's absurd. Haha.
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