"I know that you had a long journey home and that you've changed but I still love you. Welcome back home, love"
This is for @intrualityweek and this is based of of Epic the musical.
Remus is Odysseus and Patton is Penelope
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i may not like tamlin very much but he deserves a redemption arc
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I just cried for the past 2 hours finishing the Unwind books and I would do it again!
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• The Hanged Man •
“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”
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look at you, you're gorgeous!
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AdamsApple? 👏
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IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR
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i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.
as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."
NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING
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this will sureily convince the people that the royal family are not out of touch moneywasters and that we should be happy keeping them around for sure
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one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.
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Genuinely loved the experience of being at camp for the first time and seeing all the companions with their tits out like they're all gonna go clubbin or some shit
Then there’s Gale
Who's just. So utterly swagless that his clothes smell like dusty old books. My man doesn't give a fuck about the drip he's getting his ass ready for bed
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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
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