#but it still sucked

[maryse127]

The leotard and ballet skirt I ordered yesterday are now both sold out in my size so hopefully this means I got the last ones and not another instance of your order is being cancelled because we don't actually have your items in stock which happened last time I fell in love with a leotard and skirt combo

[beautyqueenproblems]

Too many layers?

Correct answer: never

[evildilf2]

Yes AJJ is Reddit but they were spitting when they said I’m so sorry that you have to have a body

[kaiyonohime]

Went to my husband's grandmother's house for the holiday with the standard family reunion gathering. It went like this:

Me: yay, I'll bring my knitting! Everyone will want to hold and cuddle the cute baby so I'll get at least an hour or so of time where I can just knit, even if I do have to make small talk with relatives.

Baby: yeah, about that...I don't know who any of these fuckers are. So fuck that. Mama, hold me!

Me: these are your relatives. They think you're adorable. Be cute and backyard crawl for them and shit.

Baby: yeah, no. Still don't know who these fuckers are.

Me:... That's your father.

Baby: is he my favorite double boob buffet bar? No? Well fuck him too then.

And thus I spent the entire three hours with the baby because he suddenly decided that he only wanted his mother. And I, yet again, got no knitting done at all.

I really miss my knitting.

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

[crustaceousfaggot]

No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer

[chalkrub]

autumnal chill....featuring the girl

[lily-blade]

I hate shutting down man.

[dragonflute]

for anyone who cares about emulation, unfortunately today we lost both yuzu (switch) and citra (3ds) emulators due to the lawsuit nintendo filed against the management that handled both emulators. this is a major loss for emulation as a whole. if you support emulation i recc downloading emulators that you may want to have in the future in the case that they get taken down in similar lawsuits

[akoichoi]

remember this? vampire franziska

[garnet-xx-rose]

Yes, I’ve done the work analyzing this relationship’s problematic traits and I’ve come to the educated conclusion that I still want them to fuck

[mens-rights-activia]

My favourite thing about tumblr, that in my opinion makes it far superior to other social media sites, is that new posts live side by side with old posts. These days, there’s a prioritization of new content. It not only shortens the lifespan of people’s work, memes and such, but it also devalues the work that goes into making certain things.

Sure, a lot of posts are just random thoughts spewed into the ether, but some posts are carefully crafted videos, photos, artwork, prose, that take the creator a considerable amount of time and effort to craft. So, as a content creator, it’s nice to see that you can put work into a piece of content on here and it can have a life of its own. Unlike other platforms where posts live and die in a matter of day, sometimes, hours

[answrs]

mom: complains about they/them pronouns being SO HARD to remember

me, barely refraining from telling her about the existence of neopronouns:

[yugiohz]

this is so funny

[bloodybellycomb]

Tumblr announcing that they are unbanning nudity immediately after elon musk starts burning twitter to the ground is like pouring gasoline into an already open flame and then spitting on the ashes. The vindictive pettiness is so entertaining to watch--just outstanding

[starwarjotta]

looking for someone on Tatooine