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cortlandkaard · 1 year
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yknow that post that mentioned golden cheese spoiling dark choco as a freshly baked thang?
so, i was thinking, and.....,..h
well. .allow me to explain in simple terms.
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glowww0rms · 10 months
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What if we were impaled on the same stake and slowly bleeding out while facing each other and gazing at the light slowly leaving our eyes and we like, kissed or something? Wouldn't that be crazy? Ahaha, just kidding... Unless?
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puppyeared · 25 days
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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^
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jotasuis · 2 months
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How I found out about trump getting shot
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rivetgoth · 7 months
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It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.
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sniperct · 2 months
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spinaholi · 5 months
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pocket-size-cthulhu · 6 months
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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard
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blackwoolncrown · 28 days
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I get it, I really do, but I feel like ppl w decision paralysis related to Gazans are also suffering from a kind of non-malignant egotism
"who do I decide to give it to? everyone needs help! I can't help them all!"
You're not the only person they're asking!!!!!
If you choose one person to help that day, a bunch of other ppl choose others
stopping to overthink your inflated importance as an individual versus one in many is what's giving you paralysis
the more you burden yourself as an incapable hero the less you all act as a group-- which is the exact answer you're looking for
fkn close your eyes, scroll on OOB and donate to whoever you click on first
you're not god, it's not your job to save everyone
JUST DO SOMETHING
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the-gayest-sky-kid · 9 months
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god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers
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spaceistheplaceart · 1 month
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thinking about what mabel and ford have in common <3 sweaters, diaries, and bad breakups.
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buy-these-potions · 11 months
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Yknow that post about that person watchin Parasite expecting there to be an actual flesh parasite monster.
Well I was readin “Invisible Man” by Ralph Ellison, which is a good book about a man tryna find his way in a world that doesn’t want him after his entire life plan fuckin falls apart (the invisibility in this case is metaphorical).
And I was NOT reading “THE Invisible Man” by H.G. Wells (which does in fact star an actually invisible man)
So I’m readin like ‘damn, this dude fuckin goin through it! The groups of power present truly do not see him as the man he is, but rather what they wish him to be! Making him, metaphorically, invisible!
And then he’s actually gonna turn invisible!!!!”
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retquits · 7 months
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1.6 is coming—see you march 19th!!! 🥹🌱
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precariouswizardry · 1 year
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firephoenix23 · 8 months
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Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.
Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂
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camilleflyingrotten · 25 days
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