#but no cannibalism pls

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Au where Jason isn't angry because the Lazarus Pit is really gross ectoplasm thats stuck in his body but because he's a baby halfa with pretty much no ectoplasm in his environment and he's just really really hangry.

[hannikin-grahamkin]

He's not my enemy. He is my homoerotic rival and if anybody but me ever tries to hurt him I will promptly kill them.

[gaydexvocaloid]

so there’s this game…… .. …

[annqer]

the last supper

[academiaipromise]

.....yellowjackets twitter not seeing heaven confirmed 

[klak13r]

•.───── ☆

Alastor this, Vees that. In S2 I better see more of Rosie or I'm gonna go feral.

[pollenallergie]

Eddie Munson, but you drank all of his Caprisuns, so now he’s hunting you for sport, à la The Most Dangerous Game, except, when he finds you (and he will find you, he spent the majority of his formative years exploring the woods of Hawkins), he’s not gonna eat you… No, that’s, in his words, “icky.” Instead, he’s gonna give you the most mind-shattering orgasm right there in the woods, and then, when you’re coming down from your high, all distracted and trying to catch your breath, he’s gonna steal some money out of your wallet so that he can go buy himself some more Caprisuns.

[nazbruhh]

Biggest Jokes of fanbase portraying project sekai charecters:

-Shiho- Heartless monster.

-Kohane- "Pick me" type (what???)shy girl.

-Rui- c*nnibal (BRO WHAT?????)💀💀💀.

-Mafuyu- "she never smiles and toxic".

-Emu- Dump and idiot child.

-Shizuku- Also dump.

-Akito- GINGER.

-Ena- Mean and selfish to literally everyone.

At this point, I feel like people don't read any of the event stories, BUT RUI ONE IS JUST💀💀💀💀💀

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

I firmly believe that when Alastor first came to hell, he went to Cannibal Town and Rosie was his mentor until he was strong enough to become an overlord himself. More importantly Rosie definitely has Al's teenage bedroom that she's left completely untouched in case he decides he wants to come home. What embarrassing posters and trinkets did lil baby Alie have in there and how many dead deer have been kicked under the bed

[sinclairstarz]

my S5 predictions!!!! ☆

source: divine intuition <3

steve discovers gay sex

robin ends up having to resort to eating human flesh at some point

dustin befriends all the democritters and in the big final scene vecna tries to use the animals to attack but then hes like “what?! why isnt it working?!?” and then it pans to dustin and he does a devilish little smile and all the demodogs turn to vecna and growl and vecnas like “n-nice.. doggy….”

nancy discovers gay sex

a whole episode dedicated to the party’s collective acid trip

will eats human flesh for some reason

ted wheeler and will team up and this is somehow a breaking bad homage/reference

lucas wears a lesbian t shirt for the whole season and its never mentioned (whatever a lesbian tshirt may mean)

mike calls will hot nonchalantly + max attempted before

karen wheeler discovers gay sex

holly is important

cannibalism

robin was secretly one of the lab kids

nancy goes bald

vampire eddie but he wears a cape and cant go in the sunlight and has a transylvanian accent and keeps trying to suck everyones blood and its a major obstacle

eleven sees mikes haircut and realizes shes a lesbian

something happens in texas

will dies and is reincarnated as mike and elevens baby

three waterfalls

max is fine and good but she comes out of her coma and talks like batman now

chris pratt voices a demodog

mike gets his ass WHOOPED 😂😂😂

usage of the word “twink”

mike doesnt NOT discover gay sex

hopper is cannibalized

maybe the stranger things were the friends dont lie we made along the way

[bishblip]

Not sure ab the fit but it’s good for now ig

[banes-favourite]

Do you think Gortash would ever willingly commit cannibalism if it was via food Durge made for him? Assuming either that Durge told him what was in it or he figured it out before eating it

tbh yeah i think he would, he's just as much a freak as durge 🙏 not to mention who knows what they feed to slaves in the house of hope. i mean it's Hell man, they either throw them scraps or live vermin or body parts.

plus he trusts durge with his life, committing cannibalism won't kill him and it will make his murder bf happy. they can feed each other human meat and kiss afterwards all bloody methinks

[loveandvore]

Horror game: The antagonist has no sense of taste but believes eating this One Guy will let him taste, something about the food being 'made with love'

Me: yeah sure i can definitely be normal about this

[piecanl]

Guys I have a slight idea for a qTubbo animatic but I need your opinions on what the shots accompanied by these lines would illustrate

"Have we met before, possibly in Michigan?

In some strange department store...."

[k-i-ssmyash]

Boy if I had the time to draw ✍️

[not-a-cannibal-1]

I'm cool w that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My husband can and will beat you.