#but not bitchy

[zadien]

Okay but listen, what if they pair them up and Tim tries to do the whole “we need to work together, be professional, blah blah” and Lucy just nods and says that she’ll be fine, she can work with an ex, after all, she’s done it before. 👀

[beaft]

do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

[recny]

dreamstat + appearing whenever louis gets the ick

[glassiskies]

“I did the ‘I was wrong’ dance in 1650, in 1793, 1941…”

[coffeenonsense]

"astarion is a traumatized abuse victim who deserves kindness" and "astarion is a mean rat bastard man who would rip out your throat for a corn chip if he felt like it" are two statements that can and should coexist

[krasnyel]

love like yours will surely come my way

[technically-human]

Charles, you can't just say stuff

[write-like-wright]

people who haven't played this series will never understand how much of a hater phoenix is in his internal monologue

[teabagtoaster]

me and my best friend saw you from across the beer pong table and we absolutely hate your vibe

(human oisin's tattoos designed by sam!!)

[abeautifulblog]

I really enjoy how Edwin subverts the expectations for his character archetype. Usually, if you had a character that was a mousey unpopular teenager who'd gotten bullied to death, they'd be shy and laden with insecurities, easily steamrolled by characters with more force of personality -- but instead, by the time you meet him in the show, Edwin's ego is basically bulletproof.

He is entirely confident in himself, and comfortable being himself, free to be as fussy, effeminate, and old-fashioned as he likes, because the only person whose opinion of him he gives a fuck about is Charles, and Charles thinks everything about Edwin is brilliant and he can do no wrong. Thirty years of Charles's radical acceptance has allowed him not only to be himself, but to be himself fearlessly.

And I think that's beautiful. :)

[phantomrose96]

The realest part of the Barbie Movie was when Barbie was like "okay but what if this hurts his feelings? what if this makes him sad? :(" after Ken stole her house, stole her car, and stole her agency, because as a woman you still have to second guess everything you do on the assessment of whether it might hurt a man's feelings.

And then that apprehension was proven right one million times over by the entire Conservative Internet Manosphere pissing and shitting and screaming themselves hoarse over Barbie daring to hurt a man's feelings.

[trainwreckgenerator]

MY FAVORITE IDIOTS ON PLANET STUPID

[weewoo911]

Groomzilla Buck canon imo✨

You just know when he gets married he’s gonna be insufferable

He’s gonna insist on being his own wedding planner. He’s gonna have a headset and a binder and drive everyone insane and I love that for him 💖

[lazylittledragon]

mombin™ has me in a CHOKEHOLD right now

[sh1nsoukoku]

atsushi continuously realizing he is surrounded by absolute freaks