#but should have

[paleshelter29]

Carl, teasingly: You’re not allowed to fall in love with us.

Benjamin: ...

Carl:

Enid:

Benjamin: Shouldn’t be a problem

*A week later*

Benjamin turning to Carl and Enid anxiously: We HaVe A pRoBlEm!!!

[p-perkeys]

The scan that had me in a chokehold for the longest.

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[copepods]

crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[theredtours]

why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[elbiotipo]

My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.

With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.

[hansoeii]

butch wolverine, anyone?

[paleshelter29]

Henry: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Enid: Rude.

Carl: That’s fair.

Benjamin: No... not again.

Lydia: Are you going to want this back?

Daryl shaking his head in disbelief: ... What is wrong with all of you?

[straightlightyagami]

u ever see someone with extremely fucked up views (or actions) and think wowww if a couple of things in my life went the tiniest bit differently that would have been me

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[phayz]

my collection of "weird social practices that are too funny to be considered rude"

[karda]

i miss science class bro. we dont put things under microscopes as much as we should

[aropride]

i think weight loss ads should be illegal and im not kidding