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wanderingmind867 · 3 months

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My reading list for the comics has stagnated. So now I need to list everything I've got. If anyone sees this and knows of any characters I missed, tell me. I don't know if I'll be interested in them or anything, but it'd be good to know. And while I do only read stuff I can find online, the list does help me keep track of stuff:

Marvel Masterworks: The Fantastic Four Vols 1-19

Marvel Masterworks: Iron Man Vols 1-12

Marvel Masterworks: Thor Vols 1-20

Marvel Masterworks: The Avengers Vols 1-16 and (maybe) Volume 18

Marvel Masterworks: The X-Men Vols 1-6

Marvel Masterworks: Daredevil Vols 1-13

Marvel Masterworks: Captain Marvel Vols 1-4

Marvel Masterworks: Nick Fury Vols 1-3

Marvel Masterworks: Doctor Strange Vols 1-7

Marvel Masterworks: The Incredible Hulk Vols 1-12: I'd go beyond this, but there's an issue in volume 13 I don't want to read so my indescive brain stopped me from writing more.

Marvel Masterworks: The Sub-Mariner Vols 1-8

Marvel Masterworks: The Silver Surfer Vols 1-2

Marvel Masterworks: The Defenders Vols 1-7

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sciderman · 7 months

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How do you feel about the increase in really weird NSFW ads on here (advertising panels that look like sexual encounters, and AI art apps that pride themselves on porn) but will take down NSFW posts from their users, even if it isn't technically sexual.

i hate all social media and it's consistent prioritising the advertisers over the users and the internet simply was a better place before capitalism sunk its hooks into it

#i could write essays about how capitalism ruined the internet.#i was actually talking to someone earlier today about how youtube was kind of effectively ruined by monetisation.#and they were raised in the soviet union and we had a bit of a talk about how art was better because it wasn't for profit.#the people who made art made it because they wanted to do it and because they loved it.#she said that communism was terrible for every aspect of life for her. people's lives under communism wasn't pretty.#but the art was better. and i feel like it's true for the internet – it was better when it was a free-for-all.#the companies didn't know how to exploit it yet and turn it into a neverending profit-driven hellscape.#people created content because they wanted to. because they wanted to make something silly to make people laugh.#not for profit. not for gain. not for numbers. not to further their career.#i miss the days of newgrounds and youtube before monetisation.#capitalism has soiled everything that's joyful and good in this world.#people should be able to share whatever they want.#people should be able to tell any story they want without the fear of being silenced by advertisers.#that's what made the internet so beautiful before. anyone could do anything and we all had equal footing.#but now we're victims of the algorithm. and it makes me sick.#i'm quitting my job in social media. i'm quitting it. it makes me too depressed. i have an existential crisis every freaking day.#every day i wake up and say "ah. this is the fucking hell we live in #i'm so sorry i feel so passionate about this.#social media is a black hole and it is actively destroying humanity. forget ai. social media is what's doing it.#i miss how beautiful the internet used to be. it should've been a tool for good. but it's corrupt and evil now.#sci speaks

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princekirijo · 2 months

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Imma be honest with you chief this week has not been fun. At all

#oh boy i had a terrible three days time to go tell my tumblr followers about it!#ah no but jokes aside y'all.#i started my job on monday and i actually like it so far!#i haven't done any actual work or anything quite yet cause its all onboarding at the moment #but so far so good! all my colleges are lovely #so you might ask why is this one of the worst weeks of my life? two words #FOOD. POISONING.#this shit is straight up EVIL #im doing better today thank god but yesterday??? omfg #“look im being uber dramatic here but when am i not to be fair”#But seriously #ill try not to go into too much detail but. 10 hrs. yeah.#my throat feels like someone has shoved a metal ball down it #i havent eaten anything today #and I'm missing two days of training over this 😭#this is so embarrassing first week on the job and boom food poisoning knocks me out for two of them #im gonna be the food poisoning guy 😭#i hope y'all are having a better time than i am

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mel-loly · 6 months

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-“Oh, school has to be something serious, especially this year/something like that!”

The things I did when I was at school (especially in computer class):

TW: cigarette

I have a lot of memories, and this is certainly one of the most important/best/funniest in my life. I'm really going to miss everything... and I'm already crying lol..

#yes. I did that- and my friends loved that stuff <33 #*sigh* I'm really going to miss it.. I'm not ready to be someone older... (I really hate the future)#and I'm not posting anything yet because I'm waiting for christmas day to me come back. that's why I'm not answering anyone #when I get back. I'll kind of try to have more content and answer you guys. but for now I want some time...#I want my year to end in a different way.#like- full of memories. the ones that made me laugh the most. these are the ones I really want to remember..#I don't want to leave aside everything I've experienced this year. and in all these last years actually.#I want to remember them. I want to make them become stories so I can tell other people how much I had fun..#and I hope that even I will enter a new life. I can also have other stories to tell and have fun!#with other people. and maybe. with my friends too..#so- yeah. I'm mel. and hope if you read this. say something.. to let me know that you care or something...#i'm mel and this is my blog✌️#my art blog #my memes #?#my memories #my memories of school #my memories at school

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astrxealis · 10 months

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friends i really want to share astarion to you guys who don't know him/well because GODS he's everything ... he's the moment he's the world he's the light he's the darkness.....

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#me when i haven't played bg3 yet (WAILING RN) but i adore him. i really do though okay. please trust me on this #i have a big heart i'm the hugest lover and nerd on earth even if a lot of my interests i may not have finished the media or even #PLAYED a single minute (the constraints of this vast and terrible world bind me tightly okay)................. okay!#anyway. right #HE'S A VAMPIRE SPAWN RAGHHH WITH WHITE HAIR AND RED EYES AND HE HAS THE PRETTIEST WRINKLES AND HIS VOICE IS SO BLESSED bless the va he's so #cool but i can't rmbr his name since it's almost 2 am but please know i adore his work. anyway.#ASTARION !!! RAGHHhhhghgbehbghabhjbdjhg #can you tell i also really like his name (<- lover of names w anything relating to stars of some sort)#i'd let astarion [redacted] me #sorry i'm not going to embarrass myself on main please know i'm normal guys :)) haha :))#man! thinking of vampires has me missing skyrim #..........and elder scrolls in general and every other fantasy game i've played but that's a story for another time!

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anditendshowyoudexpect · 7 months

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uh oh they did make a Korean version after all

they aged up the leads, which makes the dynamic of the original kinda impossible. probably a good thing, because i'd keep comparing and whinging about it. also, a mature relationship in my kdrama? always welcome. oh of course if it's set in our days, which i think it is, there's another plot device and a whole lot of puppy cuteness out, gotta be different kind of cuteness.

i suspect it's going to be very melo - so was the original, but it didn't feel that way, it felt very natural, and this is kdrama, so this could well be melo supreme. honestly, i'm fine as long as we're not getting dark secrets of the past/psycho murderers/domestic abuse/etc. galore on the side, because kdrama likes being many things at once and doesn't always know how to balance them.

aaaanyway, i am a little bit skeptical but i'm definitely watching it. well, maybe just the trailer first.

but also lol this is when the kdrama time skip ending power comes in handy. and let's not forget the childhood friend who's been secretly in love with the female lead since they were in nappies. ...god, the leads probably have met as kids too, haven't they.

#tell me that you love me #kdrama #aishiteiru to itte kure #jdrama #jung woo sung #shin hyun bin #but this is kdrama #... god i miss my ever running toyokawa #spoilers #i guess?#lol i haven't seen anything yet #and i'm already insufferable :D #anyway it's all good because #this could be much needed social commentary #also it might make someone want to see ATIK!

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dmclemblems · 2 years

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we don’t even get to see mikky in this route but we do know he’s out there kicking the empire’s ass and giving them a whole lotta shit and im rly quite proud in fact

but also DIMITRI GONNA SEND WORD TO HIM THAT SYLVAIN IS THE NEW MARGRAVE like FOR REAL WHAT WILL MIKKY SAY WE WERE ROBBED OF A CUTSCENE FOR THAT

#Three Hopes #Three Hopes Spoilers #Sylvain #Miklan #I actually am surprised lots of people who played this route before AG didn't catch on to this #some ppl I've been around like on Discord were unaware that Miklan is in the game at all #so it actually surprises me that nobody noticed the implications just from that first scene #because it's not only clear he's alive but the implication is that he's at the western front and Dimitri is going to contact him #that would mean he's fighting for Faerghus in this war and I'm curious how/why people missed it #also curious if anyone follows me here who didn't notice!#I know it's not as direct as showing him in the route but I'm like legit surprised so many ppl seem to have missed what this means #especially bc Sylvain says ''will say'' and not ''would say'' which implies he's alive and also that Sylvain is aware of his whereabouts #but the second line from Dimi makes it totally clear that he's around and yet I think it kinda like #went over people's heads somehow so I'm legit curious if/how people thought nothing of what was meant there #since I played AG first it was more like surprise that he's even mentioned in this route but a little like yay a tiny win u kno???#but no shock or anything bc I knew his role already in this game and it just makes sense to connect the dots in another route #I think I would've been exploding head emoji if I played this route before AG and saw this lmao #like. what??? he's alive? fighting for faerghus? they're going to tell him about sylvain's position? what WILL he say??? WHAT???#but here I'm like... yeah we been knowin all that now where's muh cutscene of his thoughts #gotta remember to stick this in my post for his lore ref tho

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unproduciblesmackdown · 2 years

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fury road. when furiosa has one evening of downtime for the first time in two days and also two decades and goes blankie mode

#she's everything. obviously #the rich genre of ppl driving around killing people then respectfully Not having a convo literally face to face #presumably not just downtime but also abt having had a [furiosa's big day] or two lately #your arc as a protagonist Just had its low point. you can't just walk over normally like so anyways....#walk over normally but Cozy Mode while getting through mutually coughing up blood over the effort of a brief exchange. never gets old #anyways i'm obsessed with literally everything she does at any point & think of any of it all the time b/c. i've simply seen this film #obsessed with things other people do also and even go ''yeah this action movie is like an action movie to me'' for once but You Know #everything i could cite is like this is so funny. and so excellent. and so [aaarghhh i - ]#tangential but when i learned they were originally trying to produce this film in the 00s......god delayed that #for one thing i couldn't have seen it like at least once a week for as many weeks as it was in theaters if that happened lol #partly just so happening to go see it the first time like going ''ah. i see'' over & over after various shots like well. i'm different now #blankie mode not necessarily among them lmao but hey. 7 yrs later N viewings later you can appreciate specifics afresh #there was something or other i only Got watching it the other year for the zillionth time that wasn't even like meant to be like #an easter egg or tiny detail or anything. i just missed something / needed to receive the info totally afresh lol like oh okay [parses]#the other day it was like damn haven't read through this narrative comic in ages & that means i forget plenty of details / how they connect #had only done a handful of Straight Through catchup rereads Ever but only this time was i like ohh. i've connected some dots so much more #clearly in a case or two like [didn't quite Get this one plot point but kinda had breezed past it] [a Mystery point is obvious now]#anyways #i've gone ''did the blanket somehow survive / make the transfer'' (not so far as i can tell) like oops doing more media analysis like nice.#there's threads here....have your last seen exchange while more literally coughing up blood. more literally face to face & Yet Only Kinda..#okay anyways. she's everything. and [cinema]

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tiredassmage · 1 year

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IT’S DONE. IT’S DONE DAMN IT. [DISTRESSED KAZOO] Shaking, crying, swearing about my feelings, etc, etc.

you are my ddaaadd, you’re my dad!! boogie woogie woogie woogie!!! don’t look at me i’m trying to cope

I’m sorry it’s 2am I’m SO emotionally compromised I love him I love this man why agent hurt so good (beloved, don’t change), anyway, appreciation post for the two (2) whole authority figures in his entire life Tyr ever marginally respected and extra props to them for pulling off ‘major respect’ status (okay, the bar was LOW maybe but. still. its not just bc of that that they cleared by such a margin) and also I’m taking massive persistent damage don’t TALK to me about IA/Watcher Two I’m FINE i’m tOTALLY FIne and. there’s something in my eyes. It’s fine it’s fine everything is fine.

also i didn’t catch it because i was too busy LAUGHING but i brought kaliyo this time and heR COMMENT AFTER HE TALKS TO ARDUN Klnfla;dsnflkasdnflk;sadnfl “if you two are done making out” kALIYO PLEASE I love these dumb bitches so much your honor, the IA crew is just a collective train wreck they’re all doing the action slide gun pose together that’s the collective team brain cell somewhere between james bond theme and pink panther

[inhales] anyway if you haven’t played imperial agent and you’re following me i am propaganda’ing you into experiencing my absolutely unbiasedly favorite swtor class [i’m biased. but it’s also really good.]

send tweet and all that jazz

#dot's live agent replay #imperial agent #ch: tyr #dot plays the star war #swtor #if you're wondering if this will finally make me normal again the answer is probably no bc it is always tyr imperialagent hours in my brain #also the sarcasm dripping off of 'safe hands right' aksfnlsadfnd #tyr loses impintel and all capacity to give a FUCK about appearances in front of the minister given everything #he's smart he'd figure his feelings out anyway #out of the teen conspiracy era into the 'that was fucked' 20s i say even though tyr's closer to 30 as of this #wow okay now we're putting lore in the tags it's that kinda 2 am #uhh... anyway #i'm sorry not sorry for putting you all through this with me this man is in my brain like nothing else #not elaborated on: the mild regret yet resolve that he lies blatantly to the minister bc srry he doesn't trust the empire for shit anymore #'rogue agent' pulls the rug out from under him even though he tells the team it won't change anything #also literally wHY do i not get to say goodbye to my bestie my gf where is my keeper #where is my snuck in personal goodbye maybe i'll just have to make that real too #but also the slight flavor of agony of never saying goodbye y'know #like properly the holos don't do everything he feels and thinks about her justice #missed her he did he just wants the old guard back nostalgia's a bitch etc etc #god he's just. pets him. i'm sorry buddy #also if you read all of this hi wow uhh... thanks #this is where i stop before it becomes too weird though

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wanderingmind867 · 3 months

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My reading list for the comics has stagnated. So now I need to list everything I've got. If anyone sees this and knows of any characters I missed, tell me. I don't know if I'll be interested in them or anything, but it'd be good to know. And while I do only read stuff I can find online, the list does help me keep track of stuff:

Marvel Masterworks: The Fantastic Four Vols 1-19

Marvel Masterworks: Iron Man Vols 1-12

Marvel Masterworks: Thor Vols 1-20

Marvel Masterworks: The Avengers Vols 1-16 and (maybe) Volume 18

Marvel Masterworks: The X-Men Vols 1-6

Marvel Masterworks: Daredevil Vols 1-13

Marvel Masterworks: Captain Marvel Vols 1-4

Marvel Masterworks: Nick Fury Vols 1-3

Marvel Masterworks: Doctor Strange Vols 1-7

Marvel Masterworks: The Incredible Hulk Vols 1-12: I'd go beyond this, but there's an issue in volume 13 I don't want to read so my indescive brain stopped me from writing more.

Marvel Masterworks: The Sub-Mariner Vols 1-8

Marvel Masterworks: The Silver Surfer Vols 1-2

Marvel Masterworks: The Defenders Vols 1-7

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yellowcrumpet · 2 years

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I’ve only started playing the Trickster very recently, but the amount of times i accidentally find someone in a locker while im just trying to reload my throwing knives is insane.

Please stop giving me mini heart attacks XD

#Dead By Daylight #DBD #The Trickster #Personal #Im not mad or anything #i just find it hilarious #IM the killer here #and yet these survivors are constantly scaring the crap out of me #im just trying to reload my knives ;-;#BTW any tips on Trickster would be very nice #i'm a survivor main but i picked up Killer once i saw the Trickster #Hes very fun to play #I miss a lot but im getting the hang of it #Playing from the Killers POV is WILD let me tell you #I get so disoriented when im close behind a survivor because of the first person POV #im getting used to it though #slowly

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iintervallum · 2 months

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I hate the dismisal of online lgbt spaces as not as important as in real life or what goes on within the spaces as not that bad, because for me at least, I don't have anyone I know in my area that I can talk to about being lgbt, and I'm relatively scared of selectiviely outing myself to find more people, because i really wouldnt want it to get back to my parents somehow.

My point is, online spaces are very important as a point of connection for the many of us that have no one irl, and I hate how any serious method of discussion gets turned into discourse. like people saying there is a severe amount of lesbophobia, biophobia, transmisogyny and racism in the community are not picking fights. we're trying to make this space better because for some of us its all we have! so please, do better.

#aster.txt #kind of a vent more than anything because its frustrating and i'm getting both nostalgia for the past and derision for it #there were two people i did know in my HS that are lgbt but they both moved to canada for uni #one of them is a total sweetheart and I miss talking to her so much #like they were such a wonderful person to complain about our schools stupid rules #and how shitty gender roles are and how conservative indian parents suck #and last i saw shes transfem since they made a secret priv account with she/they pronouns and them wearing a dress as the first post #i hope she found people that they could connect to where ever she is now #the other is not so positive a story lol #she is the main reason why my self esteem issues went from not that good to very bad #like her mind games and the fact that she called me clingy as an attempt to get another friend to stop being around them was shitty #i isolated myself from other people for a long time becasue i thought i would just ruin things if i got too close and showed my personality #despite her doing that i didnt actually hate her until i found out what she did to a friend of mine #my friend was having family issues because her father had tyroid cancer and her “friends” including that person forced her to tell them #and that person had the gall to say that what she was going through wasn't that bad and she should stop making stuff about herself #after they forced her to open up #god i hated high school uni isnt any better but i'm glad its not high school #so many petty people because we're all teenagers going through our own shit and we're still figuring things out #i'm half thinking of just unfollowing a lot of them on instagram becasue they sucked but no i wont do that..yet

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snapbackslide · 6 months

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i’ve finally caught up to all my messages. finally texted everyone back 😭 and my closest irl friend and i talked as if no time has passed & nothing happened. it's unsettling to me bc i need to fix the issues, i can’t act like nothing happened, but my loneliness is overtaking my need to correct problems so i think for now it’s enough

#i made the first move ofc… and i don’t wanna tell her yet that she hurt me bc i know she’s also hurting #we'll get to it eventually but i think rn both of us needed this #and she probably didn’t even mean to hurt me but i just don’t wanna keep being complacent with my life #i need to stand up for myself and not allow people to treat me like shit just bc they’re also going through shit #i’d be lying though if i said i didn’t miss her. or that i didn’t need our lengthy conversations again #i told her about the guy i’m seeing rn and her reaction healed a part of my heart honestly #cause she knows me better than most friends so she knows exactly what this means for me #and speaking of guys and romance #i am still talking to the -other- ottawa boy on hinge #he is… very sweet and kinda dreamy ngl #he’s sooo well spoken and caring and physically i’d say he’s def my type #idk if it’s gonna go anywhere bc we are crazy inconsistent and we reply to each other several days later lol #but i rly enjoy his messages and our conversations so 🤷‍♀️#and he takes his time with his messages like they're very articulate and he also responds to everything #i don't wanna be talking to other people necessarily but he came along when ottawa boy 1 & i weren't super invested yet #so like i don't wanna let go of ottawa boy 2 yet esp because 1 hasn't asked me to be his girlfriend or anything #as long as it's not official i'm not doing anything wrong (even if i feel slightly guilty about it)#but i'm also allowed to try and see what's best for me and what my preferences are. i'm not tied down to anyone #my friend called this ‘the hoe phase’ and i kinda like that so imma steal it 😹#i like the hoe phase bc i never messed with boys before but now i feel ready and prepared for it #and it just really means a lot to me that i finally got here bc in the past when i liked someone i'd overlook all flaws & red flags #but this time i'm actually able to see them and decide for myself what i want and be more responsible with my choices #tomorrow i will reach out to another friend hopefully she's doing okay i'm worried about her #at least i'm trying .. really that's all i can do #it's been so dark lately and extremely lonely it's made me physically ill sometimes #holidays are supposed to be a cheerful time so hopefully they will be. i really could use the break #**

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areislol · 2 months

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twitter links w/ hsr men

pairings. blade, jing yuan, aventurine, sunday, gepard, sampo x afab/fem! reader

warnings. NSFW no minors! please read at your own discretion, explicit/18+ smut, established relationships for most, brat taming for blade, mention of being called a whore (teasing manner) for aventurine, mentions of puppy for gepard but there's no meaning about it. aggressive sex, passionate sex, masturbation (fem.) sub! gepard for 1 twt link, fingering

a/n. i don't think i've done one for hsr yet... or genshin so maybe that'll be in the future. sorry (not sorry) guys i'm ovulating (i need them all carnally). also i think for some you need to be logged in twitter for them to work! this only has a couple of characters cause i'm a bit lazy today

blade

✧ fucking you so good from behind, "you like that don't you?"

✧ eating you out in a room just beside his colleuges room, he likes the risk and it turns on him. you feel the same way, right?

✧ teasing you for being such a brat, spanking your tight pussy and rubbing soft languid on your sensitive clit. you'll learn your lesson sooner or later.

✧ the size difference never fails to amaze him. but that's fine, he'll take his time with you.

✧ making you cum just by his slender fingers

jing yuan

✧ riding your boyfriend jing yuan

✧ fucking you in his bathroom while you're wearing his shirt. how adorable of you ♡

✧ best friend! jing yuan who fucks you right and how you deserved to be fucked. "feels good doesn't it? i know baby but you need to keep your voice down.. your mom is here.." it's quite hard to stay quiet while being pounded relentlessly, isn't it?

✧ a 5 star meal in his opinion, nothing beats your pussy.

aventurine

✧ slowly and painstakingly teasing you with his cock, oh, and you're wearing that new blindfold he bought for you!

✧ bouncing up and down on his dick, "like the whore you are"

✧ morning sex (is this based off the artwork recently posted by hoyo? yes)

✧ fingering you from behind

✧ "fuck..." aventurine loves hearing you moan

sunday

✧ "ride my face, please."

✧ passionate sex with sunday

✧ giving your boyfriend an awaited tit job ♡

✧ restricting your movement by binding you. "stop moving or i won't put it in." he says while also rubbing his hardness on your entrance.

✧ fucking you 'till you're braindead

gepard

✧ your puppy boyfriend who loves eating you out. best meal ever.

✧ breeding you just like you asked, one peak down at the messy sight gets him 10x more hard. good luck with a horny gepard

✧ milking your beloved with a vibrator

✧ teasing your poor husband with a video of your wet pussy while he's at work.

sampo

✧ your boyfriend still continuing to finger you through your orgasm. overstimulated would be an understatement.

✧ making out in your room

✧ fucking you aggressively after seeing his rival, gepard, flirt with you (?? gepard flirting??)

✧ your pleasure is his pleasure//masturbating while eating you out

a/n: me after not writing anything for a couple of weeks (i think almost a month?) :) i haven't done this in SO long. no continue reading for this since it's short. (this is a shitpost)

taglist: @tomansimp @one-offmind @miitchiji @dainsleif-when-playable @momoewn @stygianoir @irethepotato @v4an @imetsk @fiannee @sunnyf4lls if im missing anyone please tell me because i have an inkling feeling i missed a few..

liking + following + reblogs are very much appreciated!!!

#hsr x reader #blade x reader #jing yuan x reader #aventurine x reader #sunday x reader #gepard x reader #sampo x reader #hsr smut #honkai star rail x reader #hsr x you

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no-one-hears-me · 11 months

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I don't have an ed my heart rate is slow bc I'm so athletic

#I was on my high school track team so I'm basically a professional runner #I ran like 2 weeks ago so I still got it #pretty sure I still got the lingering quad injury too tbh. that never healed and I also never rested it #too busy dominating at every meet to stop lifting and practicing #I couldn't walk properly in school btw. but it's cool as long as I won my races #but that's in the past #my continously decreasing heart rate is due to my current athleticism ofc even tho I don't run regularly #I need to bc I miss it but it's not as enjoyable when you feel dizzy and faint the whole time #yk what else I miss? my ex <3 #I was thinking about texting him but it's his bestie's birthday so he's prob partying rn #and liiiikeeeee. I wouldn't say no to a drunk convo with him <3 but that would be past my bedtime #I'll wait a couple days and see if I'm still in my feelings about him. and I will be bc I always miss him and think about him daily #he misses me more btw. he tells me. and I'm too cool for feelings and emotions so I never tell him anything #anyways. I wanna ask my friend to hang out but he didn't text me back yet idk what he's doing #he hasn't been active in an hour tho so idk. he's home which is odd for a Friday night #whatever I made cookies but idk who to give them to #ed #idk if this needs a tw tho but just in case #Sera

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redsray · 18 days

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i do love the idea of the wayne kids giving bernard shovel talks about taking care of tim and all that but also give me batfam who are just as protective of bernard as they are of each other.

give me bernard, attending his first wayne gala as tim's significant other. having a suit custom tailored and funded by bruce even if bernard insists it's not necessary because he already has one. arriving at the gala anxious because of course he is, it's a goddamn socialite event, but being protected from every side by the wayne kids even when tim is dragged away.

Socialite: Oh, and who might you be?

Bernard: Oh, um, hi. I'm Bernard Dowd, nice to meet you.

Socialite: Dowd? I've never heard of your family before. Who...?

Bernard: I'm not here with my family, miss, I'm here with my boyfriend.

Socialite: ... Boyfriend?

Bernard: Yeah, I'm here with Tim.

Socialite, frowning: Tim... as in Drake-Wayne? He has a boyfriend?

Dick, coming up next to Bernard: He sure does! Bernard here is practically one of ours now, aren't you? He matters to Timmy, so he matters to us.

Bernard: Dick—

Dick: C'mon, let's get you back to Timmy. Farewell, Mrs!

Bernard: I could've handled that.

Dick: All the rules that apply to my siblings during galas apply to you too. I'm sure you could've, but you shouldn't have to. I've got your back too, now, yeah?

Bernard: ... Yeah. Thanks, Dick.

Jason, coming up to Bernard at the bar: Not to freak you out, kid, but there's a guy starin' at ya from the other side of the bar. Y'know him or should I encourage him to look away?

Bernard, startled: Huh? (looks around) Oh. No, I don't know him. Why... is he looking at me like that, actually?

Jason, scowling: 'S just how the slimy fuckers at these events are. Can't keep their eyes off anything that's small, young or pretty. Disgusting. I'll deal with him— where's your annoying other half gone, inferior blondie?

Bernard: Tim? He got pulled away for quote; 'something important' by some lady. He said he'll meet me here after he's done, so I've been waiting.

Jason: Huh. If I see him I'll point him yer way. Hey, don't be 'fraid to ask any of us questions or for help if ya need it. We know the best how daunting this shit can be.

Bernard, genuinely touched: ... Thanks, Jason.

Jason: Yeah, yeah. Don't tell Timmers I said that, though, he'll call me a loser.

Bernard, laughing: I won't.

Bernard, being talked to by several people at once and a bit overwhelmed by the attention: Uh— I'm—

Damian, stepping between him and the socialites: Dowd. I require your assistance.

Bernard: Um— hi, Damian— with what?

Damian: You will see when we get there. Follow me, Drake's more tolerable half.

Bernard: Okay... so what do you need from me?

Damian: Nothing. You seemed to dislike the attention from all of the nosy adults over there. It was the most efficient way of extracting you from the situation.

Bernard: Oh. Thanks, Damian.

Damian: Tt, don't thank me yet, Dowd. I am still criticising your choice in romantic partners.

Bernard: Didn't you threaten me with a katana to not dampen Tim's mood in any way shape or form?

Damian: Slander. I said quote 'if you make Drake more annoying by breaking his heart I'm going to maim you.' I don't see how you got the message you did from that.

Bernard, grinning: Sure, Damian. Sure.

#batfam #dc comics #batman #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #bernard dowd #they give him shovel talks but when they're over it's basically 'our kid now'#he's theirs in a similar way to steph #he's not a vigilante but he's important to tim #so he's theirs #timbern #tim x bernard #timber

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