#but this is OLD

[cherryfinolahobbes]

https://cherryfinolahobbes.tumblr.com/post/674591818367827968/kamar-taj-headcanons-these-are-just-some-little

https://cherryfinolahobbes.tumblr.com/post/674588168950038528/blip-

https://cherryfinolahobbes.tumblr.com/post/673945298019762176/for-a-very-very-brief-time-cherry-and-thor-date

https://cherryfinolahobbes.tumblr.com/post/674372338450661376/wong-headcanons-1

https://cherryfinolahobbes.tumblr.com/post/674117854842535937/headcanon-healing

https://cherryfinolahobbes.tumblr.com/post/674031025811243008

https://cherryfinolahobbes.tumblr.com/post/673993426932580352/lots-of-little-headcanons-as-i-wait-to-clock-in

https://cherryfinolahobbes.tumblr.com/post/672029381419565056/sanctus-sanctorium-headcanons-during-the-blip

https://cherryfinolahobbes.tumblr.com/post/173750299526/gottxrun-headcanon-tony-loves-cherrys-chocolate

https://cherryfinolahobbes.tumblr.com/post/173750266001/gottxrun-headcanon-tony-legally-wants-to-adopt

https://cherryfinolahobbes.tumblr.com/post/146278075366/headcanon-ideas-mcu-post-cacw

https://cherryfinolahobbes.tumblr.com/post/145976495456/avengers-2-ultron-au

https://cherryfinolahobbes.tumblr.com/post/674046650875084800/gbbo-headcanons

[plaguedocboi]

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

[unaloid]

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[chilewithcarnage]

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

[redrook]

old German lady gave me acupuncture today

she lifted up my shirt, saw my top surgery scars, and immediately went "WHOA! What caused THIS?"

my fellow comrades, it took every atom of my strength not to just say the funniest lie I could think of on the spot.

[eurekq]

Love and light to marcille but she has the worst fucking opinions on God's good earth

[imperatoralicia]

I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

[pillowprincessvarric]

I swear to god that green day has had this exact same "scandal" like five times now.

[doccywhomst]

[raylangivins]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

[bakedbeanchan]

random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄

[velinxi]

Lord of the Rings fanart! I watched for the first time recently and loved it

[krispytm]

You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2028.

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[sindar-princeling]

Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do