#but you get the jist :)

[transingthoseformers]

Skywarp: "Tarantulas your wife is here"

Tarantulas:"call the police I don't have a wife"

Prowl: "your ex-wife is here"

Tarantulas:"I'll call the police"

[lunarw0rks]

oh you KNOW I'm any roommate situation you are the only one who cleans. especially if you are a late addition to the living situation. you move in and clean the bathroom for the first time since the 141 has moved in and they're all BLOWN AWAY.

i mean, realistically, they’d all be very clean (military regulations and it’s just in their blood at that point—plus they’re rarely home)

BUT. we need to remember. they are men, they are GROSS!!!! sure, they know how to clean up crumbs or wipe down a surface. BUT THEY DONT DUST FOR SHIT. THEY WONT SCRUB THE BASEBOARDS. PROBABLY DONT EVEN HAVE FUCKING SHOWER CURTAINS. AND THE LINEN CLOSET IS ALWAYS EMPTY. YOU GO TO TAKE A SHOWER AND ITS JUST A HANDTOWEL.

I WOULD KILL THEM WITHIN TWO WEEKS

[gayhoediaz]

i couldn’t get this idea out of my head here it is

[marsh33mellow]

Trying to make a full body colored image of Boots atm, decided I wanted to try and replicate it in the artstyle of MW, and I uh..realized a few things that I usually do that I cannot do with that.

•Thicker lineart

•Squishy lineart

•Drawing thicker parts at the ends of mouths

Curse you MW artstyle, you will be the death me...

[shadypoliticianfromplanetvulcan]

Mary loses a loved one -> makes a deal

John loses a loved one -> goes mad

Dean loses a loved one -> makes a deal

Sam loses a loved one -> goes mad

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

Found the book my mom used to read to us <3

[thatcharmingjerk]

I should have children

They would tell me why the fuck is spotify and how it's used and stuff like that

[kleiner-ghost]

I've posted this on my DL blog, but I wanna share it here as well.

[akireu-13]

of all the characters that would be canonised as allosexual, i wasnt expecting fuckin L

[heartorbit]

revstar emu save me

[ledzeppelinmixtape]

"it was never about destiel" were you here in 2012-15? it was always about destiel. there were teenagers in the early 2010s praying to every god and the universe that those old men would kiss on their screen. they were gaslit for over a decade about destiel. and now those teenagers are vindicated 20-something college graduates... hundreds of them. maybe even thousands. it was always about destiel

[turtle-power-art-edition]

(°_°)

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

In my opinion

There is no denying that House loves Cuddy. It's obvious, everybody knows it, there's no debate. Cuddy also loves House, again, obvious, no debate. But the way that Cuddy loves House is not the same as the way that Wilson does.

Cuddy acknowledges Houses issues, and she loves him in spite of them. She sees the worst parts of him, the "undesirable" parts of House, and she chooses to look beyond them. She sees the man that he is aside from those things, and she makes the conscious choice to coexist with those parts of him in exchange for being together with the parts that she loves. An example would be House's jealousy. She acknowledges that he can be extremely jealous, and she agrees to look past it because he's also very loving and protective. That's why when House continues to make mistakes, she becomes more and more disappointed. Because she sees a man who she believes could do better, falling back into his "old ways." She will try to convince herself that it's not a surprise when he does "bad" things, and she tries to convince herself that she doesn't need him to change, but the truth is that she does. Cuddy is a mother. She is a very mature, professional woman, and she wants to settle down. House, as he exists in the show, would not be able to live up to par with those expectations. I'm not saying he couldn't be a great dad to Rachel, or that he wouldn't love Cuddy, but he would realistically would not be able to act the way she needs and deserves for the rest of their lives. And when he does inevitably do something destructive, she will struggle to deal with it. Because she sees House as someone split down two sides, the "good" side, and the "bad" side, and she will expect him to focus on the "good" side, so when House does something wrong, it will feel like a personal attack, because she will see it as him not fighting hard enough to not give in to his "bad" side for her. And that's not to say anything bad about Cuddy, because the fact that she needs somebody who is the type of person that House just can not realistically be is neither of their faults. But I believe that House fully understands all of this. He is crumbling under the pressure of living up to Cuddy's expectations. He is constantly trying to fight his "bad" side so that he can be what she needs. But in reality, he is not two separate parts. There is no "good" and "bad" House. They are one in the same. With her, he has to fight to be what she needs. He has to fight to change. So when stressful things happen, his fight or flight response kicks in, and he runs. Because he's scared. He's scared that he is going to do something that will disappoint her. He is scared he won't live up to her expectations. With Cuddy, he has to sacrifice parts of himself to attempt to be who she needs. And it's just not sustainable. You can't live like that forever. All the good becomes overshadowed by constant anxiety and stress. It leads to House's mental health plummeting because he starts to hate himself for not being able to get rid of that "bad side." And so when Cuddy needs him during stressful times, he can't bring himself to be there for her fully, because he is so focused on the "good" side of him coming out, that he starts to lose himself.

With Wilson, however, it is basically the exact opposite. Wilson doesn't see two different sides of House. He sees one person who is incredibly multifaceted. He recognizes those "undesirable" parts of House, and he loves them just the same as he loves the "good" parts. Because he sees no divide. When House does things that are hurtful, he still calls him out, but he doesn't see it as a personal failure. He sees it as just a part of House. Like yeah, he'll insult your fatal illness, but he'll shoot some random guy with a spud gun for insulting you. Where as Cuddy would see those as two separate, distinct sides, Wilson sees those as a conjoined whole. He doesn't love House in spite of his issues. He loves House because of his issues. Because House's struggles are a part of what makes House who he is. So Wilson can fight with him and be mad at him and hurt him, but he doesn't expect House to throw away or "overcome" parts of himself. He would love for House to give up drugs, but he doesn't expect House to give up his addictive tendencies. There's a balance, and it's all an equal part of House. And so because of this, when House and Wilson are put in stressful situations, House doesn't feel like he has to run. He feels safe. Because he knows even if he says something wrong, and even if he upsets Wilson, Wilson is not going to leave him. Wilson does not have these high expectations for him that he feels like he is being forced to fill. And so he can focus on genuinely being in the moment and being there for Wilson because he is not fighting with himself, and he is not scared. He has trust in Wilson and enough trust in their relationship to know that they will work things out. I think the fact that they have very similar issues also helps a lot. He can be mean to Wilson and lash out, and Wilson will recognize that House is doing that because he is scared and because he loves him. In return, Wilson can also insult House and make fun of him because he's just as destructive. They meet each other on the same level because they are equals. House does not feel like Cuddy's equal. He feels like she is better than him, and he can't be himself with her. Him and Wilson know each other as well as they know themselves, and they're not constantly making the other feel like there are high expectations they have to fight to reach in order to love each other or be "worthy" of each other. They're just House and Wilson.

But I have no idea what I'm talking about, so take this with a grain of salt.

[azira-fucking-phale]

This was so fucked up of them

[q-starhalo]

It's just. The fact that Bad giggled because the argument is his own enrichment and everyone else broke a bit out of character to giggle because of Bad and knowing that it's silly. They're having a silly argument where their characters are mad at each other. And I love that for them <3

[huxleaf]

I need somebody to do a character analysis on all the listeners. I need it so desperately.