#but you’re on thin fucking ice

[duck-newton]

reminder that barry bluejeans is FAT!!!!!!!!!!! that’s all carry on

[hydrus101]

Step 1: Give Owlexander the gun

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit.

[noxcheshire]

HOT TAKE

But I like the idea of the phantom world being reincarnated into very unexpected people.

Like I still love the idea of Danny being Martha or Thomas.

Or Dani being another clone, or her being Damian, and Sam being Poison Ivy and or Martha, etc.

But I also like the unhinged nonsense of Sam being a clone in the dc world — ideally Kon, and Dani (or Dan) being Bruce, while Vlad is gasp Thomas Wayne.

HEAR ME OUT

JUST HEAR ME OUT

I just think the idea of Danny finding out that in an alternate world he married a nicer and age appropriate Vlad and had the son the guy has been demanding for so long in their world is hilarious.

The absolute mental breakdown that boy will go through: this is my son, and I love him, look at him go being a hero and kicking ass, but holy fucking Ancients above I fucked VLAD —

And on the other hand, can you imagine Bruce’s reaction? To his alternate mom being a sassy teenage boy, his alternate dad being an older guy ‘preying’ on this kid that absolutely HATES the guy, and being an absolute creep while his alt self **gestures to your choosing** is either a tiny girl menace or the biggest and meanest growling ghost that is BARELY tolerating being in the same space as the living.

But they also hate his alternate dad and would punch him into next week with Mom! Danny.

This man will being going THROUGH IT.

[faerygardens]

I haven’t watched it yet but from what I’ve gathered my adventures with superman is The definitive superman adaptation, like they know what they’re doing over there, they know that the edgelord snyderverse injustice superman is completely inaccurate and that superman is actually, in fact, a dorky himbo anime magical girl with massive tits amen

[samglyph]

Looking indie authors in the eyes. Hey. Hey. Stop using ai art for your covers. Either commission a cover, make it super boring, or learn how to photobash something yourself. I know you’re probably just a one person show and you probably don’t have a ton of money to spare but there’s a high chance that whatever software you’re using is using stolen art and you’re setting a bad precedent for everyone else. Take my hand. I will show you worlds of free to use stock imagery and easy to use software.

[tumbler-nerd13]

“Do you just have sex with people to make them like you?”

Ricci when I catch you Ricci😡 Ricci when I catch you Ricci😡😡😡 Ricci when I catch you Ricci😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[osamucide]

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[whatudottu]

So I’m reading through your ideas for Ben 10 and seeing the “cliquey and territorial cerebrocrustaceans” one is making me realize how absolutely hysterical it would’ve been if at the beginning of Alien Force Brainstorm was incredibly kind and affectionate towards Gwen more so than Ben usually is meanwhile he’s just disgusted by Kevin’s entire existence.

Brainstorm: “Oh, Gwendolyn! I have a surprise for you! I witnessed you express an interest to see a feature film that has recently debuted, so I decided to purchase two tickets so that you may go and see it with a colleague of your choosing! And there’s no need to worry about refreshments: I’m more than happy to lend you the proper fare required for you and your chosed companion to purchase all of your favorites!”

Gwen, genuinely put off as Ben’s never been this nice to her before: “Umm…thanks?”

Kevin: “Hey Ben, do you know where the bathroom is?”

Brainstorm: “T H E  G R O U N D  U P O N  W H I C H  Y O U  S T A N D.”

(Of course, as Ben gradually warms up to Kevin, Brainstorm eventually grants him one of the highest honors he can bestow: permission to touch him without needing his consent first)

Oh hell yeah this got me cracking up!

Ben 10 rarely ever explores the differing psychology between Ben’s humanity and all the aliens he does transform into- well, save for Rath that is! Sure, the smarter aliens he transforms into affect his intelligence, but academic IQ is a completely different ballpark to social instincts, and the idea that Brainstorm who - being a cerebrocrustacean who’s social evolution centres on a severe in-group vs out-group - would interact quite differently with his peers than in his human base form.

Hah, Gwen may be confused and perhaps slightly off-put given Ben - while affectionate and caring of her - isn’t quite so open and hmm… what’s the term… considerate? Attentive? About her interests that he’d spend the money on them for her. At least for the sake of their present closeness Brainstorm wasn’t on 10 year old Ben’s playlist, Gwen would have been on the outest of out-groups you’d need to have been a criminal actively harming him to get it worse.

*looking at Kevin* Ah right yes, that criminality- Kevin would HATE Brainstorm like it was personal, even after Ben the human gets to trust him more and drop the suspicions. Would probably groan whenever he shows up again, it’s almost like Kev treats Brainstorm like an entirely different person (in a similar but opposite way Ben sees his transformations as people), even after he becomes part of Brainstorm’s in-group. Can’t handle the saccharine :P Understandable-

[yshtal]

“”you put your flaws into your OCs”” CORRECT but I also give them my extremely well-toned pelvic floor muscles so it all evens out

[ansu-gurleht]

death stranding has a lot of CLEAR themes about relationships, specifically: 1) mother - son, 2) brother - sister, 3) father - son/fetus, 4) self - society, 5) self - self. but instead the death stranding fandom insists on romantic ships that don’t exist and are irrelevant to the story and its themes

[apples-and-heartbreak]

If I had a nickel for every time I read a book with a prince named Tiberius who had a brother who was engaged to a girl who was in love with someone else and said brother ended up betraying the girl and holding her captive in some way I would have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[oneforthemunny]

had to update you all and let you know that I had one of those dreams I was pregnant and had a baby and shockingly it was with mafia!eddie (he’s infiltrated my subconscious now) and I was heavily fucking pregnant trying to find the hospital and sobbing bc I couldn’t find him and I thought he left me and I woke up in a panic lol. never experienced one of those dreams until now and now it has me feeling weird. I think I’m mad at him.

[whats-her-quirk]

The biggest green flag on tumblr is being 30 or older ✅

[radish-vendetta]

series of totally normal average and relatable reaction images I had to create today

[the-casbah-way]

i hate all these rich privileged trans dudes online who have access to everything that people die waiting years and years for and they literally never use their massive platform (that they only have because they’re white and skinny) to actually do any kind of good

[margoshansons]

You know what? At this point I’m Team Green because the Targ stans in this fandom have gotten so fucking annoying I’d rather piss them off than try and be friends with them.