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My Wife (Conor x Reader)

Request - I SEE YOUR TAKING REQUESTS!!! I'm so excited!!!! I know you're going to be amazing! May I request one where your newlyweds with Conor? And it's super fluffy! I know you're going to be so great!!!!

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You didn't mind. You really, really didn't. In fact, your life had been a lot less stressful after deciding that you and Conor would keep your relationship private. You didn't have to deal with hate. You didn't have to duck paparazzi when you went out in public without Conor. You definitely didn't regret it.

That being said, it had been 4 years. You occasionally felt a little bummed you couldn't tell the world how much you loved him. You were always introduced as part of his management or his personal assistant or just a friend. There had even been rumors that you and Jack were dating. The two of you had just returned from your honeymoon and you were catching up with all of your friends/family.

"So how are you going to plan your big reveal?" Your mom had asked through your Skype video session.

"Mooooommm, stop. We haven't even talked about it." you replied.

"I know you've wanted to go public for a while, so i assumed you would after the wedding." she continued.

"I promise I'll talk to Conor about it later. I just don't want to immediately stress us out straight after our Honeymoon. Lets ease back into the real world." you said, saying goodbye and ending the conversation.

You didn't know it, but Conor had been listening to your conversation with your mom. He didn't know that you had wanted to go public. Conor had hated that he couldn't bring you to events and show you off to his fans. He kept it private because he thought that's what you wanted. After listening in on your conversation, he started planning.

Conor immediately set about texting your friends and family. He wanted any pictures and videos of the two of you that he could get his hands on.

"Hey babe, I need to run over to Joe's." Conor said, walking in the room while you were skyping your best friend.

"Okay, love." you said, kissing Conor when he leaned down into frame.

"Hey Conor!" your friend said, waving.

"What's up? When are you going to visit us? You know Jack always likes when you visit." He winked at the camera, sitting on your lap for a minute.

"Now that you're back, I'll try to come up sometime this month." she answered. You were grateful all of your friends and family got along. "And your brother likes when any girl visits." she laughed.

"Well I'll leave you two to it." Conor kissed you again before leaving.

He couldn't work on his next cover with you in the flat, so he had text Joe asking if he could set up his recording equipment in his house.

"So you're going to tell everyone?" Joe asked with a big smile on his face.

"Finally. I wish I would have just told everyone like 3 years ago, but now that we're married I'm done hiding it." Conor replied, figuring out where he was going to set up.

"I'm glad. You two are perfect for each other. I don't think you'll get as much hate as you thought you would." Joe said, helping Conor. "And I'm glad I get to post some footage that I couldn't show before since the two of you were snogging in it."

"I'm married. I'm really married." Conor laughed. "In every one of our 'most likely to' videos I always get the 'last to get married' card, but I'm fucking married." Conor had a massive smile on his face. He sent you a text telling you he'd be home really late.

"It's got a good ring to it." Joe laughed. "I'll start sorting through the pictures and clips and I'll leave you to record. Let me know if you need anything." Joe grabbed Conor's phone to start downloading what your friends and family had sent him.

"Thanks." Conor replied. "You have our wedding videos, right?"

"Yup. Oli sent me everything." Joe smiled at Conor.

About 12 hours later, Joe and Conor were working on making the clips and pictures fit the length of the song. "I think it's perfect." Joe yawned.

"I just hit upload." Conor sleepily smiled at his friend. "I just need to write the description."

"It won't finish uploading for at least an hour. Go home before you write it. I don't want you falling asleep in the car." Joe said, moving his laptop to the table. "You'll just have to log in from home to make it go live."

"Thank you so much." Conor said standing up.

"Just leave all of the equipment. You can get it later." Joe hugged his friend.

"Good idea." Conor said, hugging Joe. "Thanks again, buddy. I owe you."

When Conor got home, he opened his lap top and started writing the description.

"Hello everyone. I would like to introduce you to Y/n. Some of you know her as my assistant. Some people think she's my manager. Some of you even think she's sleeping with my brother haha. Well none of these are true. If you already watched the video, you'll know that Y/n is now my wife. That's right. Conor Maynard actually convinced someone to wake up next to his ugly mug every day. I know that some of you are going to be mad that I didn't share any of this earlier, but when I met y/n I knew I would do absolutely everything I could to keep our relationship happy and healthy. She is the most important person in my life and I know that you will all love her once you get to know her. I picked this song because it's the song we danced to at our wedding. Y/n, I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you. You keep my life in order and you make me a better person. We both know I can't stay serious for more than 5 minutes at a time without cracking a joke, but I will always be there for you. I know this whole thing is sappy and I promise your regularly scheduled programming will continue, but I needed to share this part of my life with everyone.

Y/n, meet everyone. Everyone, meet my wife."

Conor made the video live and joined you in bed.

"Hey." you sleepily said, rolling over to snuggle against Conor. "Finish whatever you were working on?"

"Yup." Conor replied, wrapping his arms around you. "It's perfect." he said, leaning down to press a kiss to the top of your head. "I want you to see it tomorrow."

"Of course." you replied, nuzzling your face into Conor's chest.

"Goodnight, beautiful." Conor said, yawning, but you had already fallen back asleep.

When you woke up, you kissed a sleeping Conor on the cheek and rolled out of bed. You had gotten used to waking up before him. When you went to grab your phone you saw a note stuck to the screen. "Don't open your phone yet. Go into the living room"

"Well this is weird." you chucked, looking over a Conor peacefully sleeping. "What have you been up to?"

Walking down the stairs you saw more post-its on the wall.

"Good morning, beautiful"

"I love you so much"

"I can't believe I ended up with someone so amazing"

Walking into the living room, you saw Conor's lap top on the coffee table with another post-it on it. "Open me". Inside was a post-it that said "Play me".

Clicking play on the video titled "Thinking Out Loud" you watched bits of your 4 year relationship play on the screen. Ed Sheeran's "Thinking Out Loud" played in the background as you watched you and Conor dancing around like idiots at his parents house with his brother and sister. Conor pranking you. The first Christmas Conor spent at your parents house, opening presents and kissing under the mistletoe. Proposing to you on a secluded beach where you took your first trip alone as a couple. Pictures you and your friends had taken but never posted on any social media. A funny video of the two of you singing "final countdown" at a karaoke bar. You and Anna being caught having a food fight in the flat's kitchen when you realized you had mixed the cake batter wrong. And finally, clips from your wedding. Your friends sharing their toasts and the two of you sharing your first dance as husband and wife.

When the video ended, you wiped the tears off of your cheeks and started scrolling through the comments. There, of course, were mean comments, but you were surprised at how many people just seemed to be happy for the two of you. Closing the lap top, you walked back upstairs. Unlocking your phone, you were overwhelmed with texts and voicemails from your friends and family all telling you how cute Conor's video was and how happy they were for the two of you.

Crawling back into bed, you snuggled up against Conor. "Hey" he croaked, wiping the sleep from his eyes. "Good morning."

"Good morning, husband." you smiled up at him. "Thank you." you said, kissing

"Did you see it?" He asked, slipping his arms around you and rolling the two of you over.

leaning up to kiss Conor, you nodded. "It's beautiful." you said, pulling him to rest his weight against you. "It's perfect."

"I'm so happy you liked it." Conor said. "I finally get to tell people you're my wife." Conor ducked down to kiss you again.

"I like the sound of that." you replied.

[noellefan101]

Adopting Child!Reader

Characters: Wriothesley, Nilou, Childe, Candace, Itto x Gn Child!reader(meaning this is all purely platonic)

Summary: They adopt you and you're now their child, what do they learn you to do and what do they like doing with you

Warnings: platonic, modern au for the most part, implied char x char in some(you can ignore it if you dont like the ship, or see them as friends), sigewinne is your sibling in wrios, arataki gang being the arataki gang

Note: this is one of those fics that i keep looking for but cant find, so i wrote it myself. i really like reading from a child's perspective but whenever i see a fic were a char has a child and its x reader, its always the reader being the mother which i hate. anyway, have fun reading, luv you.

Wriothesley

Sigewinne is his child, sorry, you cant tell me otherwise(especially when its modern au), so you and her would definitely play together. have a tea party, dress Wrio up in cute ribbons and stuff, kill all your dolls together after one cheated on the other. yk, normal kid things.

Wriothesley caries your bags whenever you need to get home from school, he hangs them over his shoulder while you both walk beside him.

If Sigewinne is a little older than you, instead of being the same age, she would try her best to help you learn stuff you maybe dont even have in school yet, but she just needed to help you with it anyway. she just wants you to be ready for it, and learns it better in the process as well.

He would invite his Boyfriend over for dinner once, and you thought Neuvillette's hair was pretty, though you were a little scared of the man. it turned out to be fine after a few other times of meeting him, and you warmed up to him quite quickly.

I dont imagine he's the best cook, but would definitely learn how to make something if you were sad and really wanted a specific dish. Will also make tea for you both a lot, making sure its just how you like it.

Nilou

I love the idea of Nilou, the sweetheart of sumeru, adopting a child and taking care of it. like yeah, she totally would.

And if you showed any interest in dancing whatsoever, she would teach you some small easy steps. and show you a few of her dances made for shows, if you thought it was too hard. she has her own dancing room(?) at home, and she would happily practice a little with you in the room so you can watch.

She's very supportive of whatever you're interested in, but you will learn to respect everyone no matter what, she cant have you becoming like one of those scholars who want all the creative arts gone. But she would still support you in becoming a scholar if that is what you wanted to do anyway, just making sure you're a nice one instead of those other beings.

Loves to bake with you, and really wants to show you all the best recipes so you can make them on your own once your old enough. but of course she bakes the best cakes on your birthday, and it's decorated with something you like or her and you dancing via a messy drawing using buttercream.

Would make jewelry with you, and then wear some at one of her shows. So the people would see all her professionally made bracelets, and then this very vibrant and childish one shining trough.

She loves matching outfits with you, so she will try her very best to find a shirt in your size that matches one of her dresses, it would be very cute but she respects it if you dont really like it at times.

Childe

He seriously just wants to protect you, and probably ended up saving you before taking you in and caring for you when he learned of your reason for being out there all alone. (picture dark alleyway with cold snow and a few adults with weapons trying to get money out of you or smt)

Doesnt really like the idea of you knowing about his job, but he can't hide it from you the same way he hides it from his siblings, so you ended up knowing pretty quickly. But he assures you he won't let anything hurt you, not even himself.

He would have his parents take care of you when he had to go out for a mission, but you would have to promise to not mention what he was doing or he would just have to hire a caretaker next time.

But it was fun playing with his siblings, and the food was great. Plus it was way nicer to be able to play with other children at home, and not have to go out for it. Teucer also had really cool toys, so you and him play together a lot when you come over.

Doesn't let you near any of his weapons, and doesn't wan tyou near any weapon until your at least 13. He can't have you experience the same things as him, no matter how much he likes fighting, he doesnt want you to grow up like he did. So he won't teach you anything of that sorts, only when he thinks it a reasonable time for someone to learn that.

Cooks all your meals for the most part, and learns you how to cook as well, he can also have you help him cut the easy things like a cucumber. Plus you've been sent to school with what to a child looks like a three-course meal from a five-star restaurant. is also really good at getting you to eat your vegetables.

Candace

She's very good with children, but never expected to take in a child herself. She has both no idea what she's doing and knows everything about what she should do, so its a process for the both of you.

She is very loving and knows to let you warm up to her first, but she gets carried away at times and can end up hugging you a little to much for your comfort. But she makes sure to give you lots of your favorite sweets in return.

Loves dressing you up, and would pick your outfits for your when you had school, but of course you picked an item first and then she jsut picked out the rest. For example; you would pick out a cute shirt with a little red car on it, and she would find some matching socks and nice pair of pants or smt, give you a nice red hat if it was needed.

Goes shopping with Dehya often, so she would sometimes take you with her and will explain everything she's getting, and how to use this makeup and what not.

Dehya also comes over quite a lot, and they both do your makeup if you wanted, or let you decorate them in glitters and stickers if you pleased. You now have a special bag with all your little brushes, eyeshadows and all that stuff at home, just so you dont accidentally ruin theirs. (she would not let you put makeup on too much, only once or twice a week. but then there is also something to look forward too)

Itto

Is very chaotic and should not be taking care of a child, also because he gets in trouble so much. But he can't just leave you out there all alone, no one else wanted you clearly, but they are the perfect solution to that. (they are all basically unwanted as well, so you were just like them in a sense)

But Kuki is more of the parent than he is at times, but thats ok, she's basically the parent to all of them at this point.

Anyway, he loves beetle-fighting, so of course you are gonna learn too. He has spent hours with you outside, finding beetles and teaching you the perfect ways to win over anyone. it's only when Shinobu comes and tells you that its bed time for you that you stop for the day, but you have tomorrow to have fun as well.

It's hard to adapt to being with the Arataki gang, but it is better than being alone, so you can have your own little place to be alone in for a little bit, in a corner of whatever they're staying in(an old house that is really cheap i presume, or a really cheap apartment. maybe granny's place or smt).

Taking care of you honestly got the whole gang to stop their antics just a little, and they don't end up in prison for stupid things as much. Kuki is especially thankful for that, but is still concerned for the gang. They teached you how to depend on others, while you essentially teach them to be more careful of what they do, win-win.

You might have cried the first time they ended up in prison while you were there, Shinobu has now taught you how to bail someone out of jail. You will need this in the future.

im thinking of making a taglist but im not sure, so tell me if you want to be tagged in smt

Thx for reading my lovelies, have a nice day, luv ya-Masterlist

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[sovereignzofdarkness]

Eldress Lard Cookie Headcanons that I came up with because the brainrot is INTENSE. I can't stop thinking about her she is my everything /pos

• Sprinkle's and Buttercream go on playdates and Sprinkles is always more gentle with Buttercream than the other Wyverns (if there IS any to be fair most of them are dead) because she's shy,,

• Margarine sometimes talks about his hunter gang meeting his (remaining) family members. Pitaya took this literally, told Hollyberry and Tart Tatine, and they set off to his village. Pitaya and Hollyberry definitely busted his door open one morning because they we're so excited to visit (mainly Pitaya because it was their idea but you get it),

• like I'm talking KICKED DOWN his door at 9am and was like "So about that family you're going on about!!" And Hollyberry brought a barrel of fancy juice with her for the occasion and everything. Snapdragon had JUST gotten put down for a nap (I hc that Snapdragon was taken home with Royal Margarine because they imprinted on him lol) so he was NOT happy. Tart Tatine just sighed in the background (she is SICK AND TIRED OF PITAYA!!! SHE WANTS THEM GONE!!!!)

• Eldress Lard Cookie makes some MEANNN pasta. Margarine shuts his mouth SOOO quick when she starts cooking in that kitchen. I mean, she's a grandma, she's built different!!

AHHH I love these!!!! 😭😭 warms my heart you like lard so much hehehe.. lets me know to definitely do more stuff w her in the future.

she's absolutely a great cook, having helped around the kitchen in the clan's hayday and and being the only one who really made meals when it was just her and margarine as he was growing up.

I'm not toooo sure how she'd interact w the rest of the Gang(tm) (I still haven't made up my mind if I want her and tarte to be exes or not lol...) but it's really funny to imagine she definitely Knows of hollyberry from her dragon hunting days so she's like "...sweet pinky berry cookie??" and just being absolutely confused by the kerfuffle happening so early in the morning. at least her grandson's finally made friends, y'know

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Double Date Don’t - Conor Maynard

Request: No

Smut: No

Requests are OPEN!

A/N: I hope you like it :)

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“Wear your hair half up, half down.” Throwing your phone across the room, you let out a sigh as you watched it roll off your bed and onto the floor. Checking yourself out in the mirror, you smoothed out your shirt, wondering if it would live up to Conor’s wishes. 

Last week, Conor mentioned how the girl he was seeing, Rose, explained her brother was looking for a relationship and Conor immediately mentioned you, his best friend. Explaining that you had no say in the matter, Conor set up a double date between the four of you and had been bugging you about it every day since.

“Since you were ignoring me, I thought I’d pick you up and we could go together.” Rolling your eyes at the sound of Conor’s voice entering your room, you turned to face him, waiting for his criticism on your outfit, however it never came. “Whoa, I don’t know a single guy who wouldn’t.”

Arriving at the restaurant, the nerves began to grow as you approached the table and were finally greeted with your date....your hot...totally your type date. 

“You know, when Rose said Conor was setting this thing up...I’m not going to lie, I was quite nervous.” Josh explained.

“I mean, I don’t even trust Conor to make a cup of tea, let alone set up a date.” Continuing the conversation with Josh, you looked over at Conor who sat quietly, swirling his wine around as if he was on a wine tour and looking down at his food.

The night continued with you and Josh enjoying many conversations between each other and Rose and Conor sitting there in silence as they watched you two get along.

“I really enjoyed myself.” Josh said, smiling as the four of you began to leave the restaurant. “Maybe we can do it again sometime?”

“I’d love that.” Smiling at him as you received a hug from Rose, you mentally thanked Conor for setting you up with someone you got along with so well. “Well, that went well.” You said, getting into the passenger side of Conor’s car. 

“Yeah.” He replied, beginning to back out of his parking space.

“Are you alright?” You asked, after moments of silence as Conor drove down the street. Remaining quiet, you began to wonder if you had done something wrong. “Conor, what happened?” You asked, concerned. Feeling the car come to a sudden stop, you raised your hand and pressed it against the dash in order to stop yourself from flying even more forward than you already had. “What the hell are you doing!?” You asked, turning around to make sure no one was behind you. 

“I don’t know.” He replied, looking over at you, surprised at his own actions. “I just...” Stuttering over his words, he took off his seatbelt as he turned his body fully towards you. “I just need you to not go out with Josh again.” 

“Excuse me?” You asked, not quite understanding the situation. “Conor, you made me go on this date. You made this happen. This was all you. And now all of a sudden, you’ve got a problem with it. What happened? I don’t understand why-” Your confusion was cut off by a different kind of confusion as you felt Conor’s lips press against yours, stopping you from continuing to question him. Pulling away after a couple of seconds, the car remained silent as Conor turned back towards the wheel, putting his seatbelt back on. 

“So when are you going out with Josh again?” Conor asked, completely ignoring the last couple of minutes as he continued to drive down the road.

“I don’t know.” You replied, wondering what the hell you were supposed to do now.

“Cool.” Conor replied, allowing the conversation to die down and the silence to return.

[blakeyxholland]

Carpet | J.P

Request:  49 and 63 with Josh Pieters please? Some funny imagine😏

Word Count: 512

Warnings: None

“Caspar, we need the first aid kit!” Josh called out to his roommate who was sat in the office space. Josh was sat trying to tend to your accidental cut.

You groaned loudly, “Josh, it hurts. Tell him to hurry please.”. Josh smiled at your clumsiness as you pouted looking down to the gash that was proudly in the centre of your palm.

You had been trying to make a nice dinner for the boys and Ambar because you had all been working so hard throughout the day to get a secret project done. However, being your clumsy self, you managed to cut your hand whilst chopping vegetables. This wasn’t a rare occurrence for you seen as you were so clumsy, but this was the worst you’d ever managed to cut yourself.

“It’s not that bad babe!” He rolled his eyes examining the wound. He pulled you down from the island in the kitchen and walked you to the sofa. As you were being guided to the sofa, a few drops of blood accidentally dripped from the uncovered wound. They landed on the cream carpet of the living room.

“You’re bleeding on my carpet!” Josh yelled with fake annoyance dripping from each word. He knelt and nursed the carpet hushing it as if you had hurt his most loved item.

“Tragic!” You replied sarcastically whilst trying to hold back a laugh. “However, I’m bleeding out here, so a little help would be wonderful!”

Caspar returned finally holding the first aid kit in his hands. He was confused by the scene that was in front of him. Josh was nursing the carpet that now had a blood stain on it and you were sat on the sofa clutching your hand trying to stop it from bleeding onto the sofa as well.

“Josh, it’s just a carpet, we can get it cleaned. Now can you attend to Y/N’s monster injury? Like seriously Y/N how do you do these things?”  Caspar asked staring at the bloody mess on your hand.

Josh sat on the sofa next to you and opened the first aid kit. He knew exactly what he needed to get out and what he should be doing seen as this was a regular occurrence. He was always so gentle when he was fixing your injuries. He sat trying to find something to cover it as none of the plasters in the first aid kit would quite cover the cut.

“There we go, you’re all fixed up. Now, what do you want for dinner seen as you can’t continue cooking?” He asked before kissing the top of your hand. You smiled at him as he raised his head.

“Hm, I think we’re in need of (your favourite takeaway). Don’t you?” Josh nodded in agreement, then he grabbed his phone, so he could order the food for you.

“I love you Joshua Pieters!” You told the ginger-haired man who was sat on the sofa, his arms protectively around you as if to keep you from injuring yourself again.

“I love you too Y/N Y/L/N.”

I hope you liked this! My requests are OPEN. Find my prompt list here and my fandom list here

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[oh-ishouldnt]

06. we found wonderland

This is a 1989 series imagine

I open my eyes in the morning and I sit in my bed, it takes me only a couple of seconds to remind who is laying on the other side of it, to be honest, I think this information never left my mind for any moment. When you have sex with your ex-boyfriend, you need to be alarmed about it. Caution because it is him, caution because it is you and you know who you are, how you react to someone you have been so in love with.

I look at Conor to see his face in the serenity I forgot he had. Although he is a calm person, we didn’t have exactly what you would call of an easy relationship and all my memories are intense rolling through my brain, as much as I try to oppress them, they push themselves against all my walls and it starts to give me a headache.

As I stare at the guy, he slowly opens his eyes and they catch me in all their beauty, kidnapping my thoughts as if they didn’t already belong to Conor.

“Good morning,” he says.

My heart jumps once before I can calm it down. I can’t let it happen, however, my voice sounds really soft when I respond to him: “Hey.”

I walk away from the bed and I can tell that Conor is watching me put some clothes above the underwear I slept in.

“I am going to make some coffee, do you want it?” I ask politely.

“Yes, please,” Conor answers, realizing I won’t make things easy to him. We are not lovers anymore, as much as I love what we had once, it is gone and he can’t make it alive again. What is done must remain done.

I go to my kitchen and start to do exactly what I said I would, soon Con joins me.

“We can go out if you want to as well” he suggests, seeing me pour the coffee powder into the machine.

I give him a warning look. “Conor, don’t.”

“C’mon, Y/N, you can’t pretend we didn’t sleep together.” Then he tries to light up the mood. “I don’t blame you, you know, I am irresistible. It is not your fault, is just that no one can really control themselves near me, I am too amazing to this.” He jokes with his ironic typical humor, just the kind of humor that I love to laugh, so I do laugh a little, something that Conor sees as a breach to get me again.

He steps closer and softly takes my hand.

I give him a side look “Conor…”

“Say you felt it too, Y/N.” He asks. “Say that you felt like the old days, how good we were and that you remembered why we were together.”

I feel my breath cracking, my eyes start watering. “Don’t make me do this, Con.”

I met Conor a long time ago, too long to remember exactly what his first words to me were. My sister dated Jack while we were in school in Brighton, something that we all got through and now we laugh about. I always had a good relationship with all the Maynards, but we were never close, we never had a reason to be. But one day, when I was in London for a few years already, I bumped into him in one street and things changed.

He said hi and smiled, I said hi and smiled as well, every star in the sky aligned at that moment and we both liked this little surprise from the destiny. Things happened quickly, but everything felt natural as if we were meant to be.

Quickly we began and quickly we evolved, when we realized, we were going down the rabbit hole. Didn’t they tell us “don’t rush into things”?  We loved each other with our whole hearts and, when we lost each other, we suffered it with our whole hearts too.

When we met, we didn’t have another significant one for a while, so we jumped into the opportunity of falling in love as if this was our last chance… Then, we paid the price: Conor’s life turned upside down again because of his career and he was all over the place, jumping in one tour to another, supporting artists from whatever country he was able to pronounce the name.

“Why?” he asks.

“Con…” I sigh.

“No, seriously, Y/N, why?”

“You don’t have room for me, Conor.” I explain “Not in your life as it is right now.” I shrug “And I need to do me, I don’t have room for you either.” I continue to make coffee. “If I remembered how good we were? Yes. Can you remember how bad we were now? Relationships don’t end out of the blue, Con. When we put one thing next to the other… Together, life was never worse, fine, but never better either.”

Conor shuts his mouth, he knows I am right. Being right doesn’t make me actually like the words that I said. I need to admit that are some nights that I lie in bed completely awake and miss Conor one hour after another. I miss the way he held on tight to me, we both afraid of our future would be, ‘cause nothing is as it seems and we could feel in the air that his career change would change us too; I miss his random kisses on my lips and the way he would make an inappropriate joke just to make me smile; I miss the intensity of our feelings; I miss the goodbye hugs and the hello again ones.

I pour some coffee in one cup and give it to him, and then I put in another and take a sip of it myself. Conor asks about my sister and my friends from uni.

“They miss you, you know,” I tell, it seems unfair to see Conor ripped apart without giving him any kind of comfort, saying that my friends still like him might be nothing at all, but it is the best I can say and it is also true, so there is no harm. “Unfortunately, out of the two of us, you were the funny one.”

“Y/N, please, of course that I would be the funny one, I am, like, a stand-up god.”

I roll my eyes and laugh. “Shut up.”

I ask him about his latest shows and he also tells me some of his stories that I didn’t get to hear. I beg to my brain to remember the sensation of having my apartment warm thanks to the sunlight, my home smelling like coffee and a chilled conversation with Mr. Conor Maynard, our laughs being the soundtrack of this dream. We never had one of those, we always were like go, go, go.

Last night… It was something again. I didn’t know Conor was back in town, he explained to me later that it would be only for a few weeks and he would be off again. Anyway, I saw him in a nightclub with some of his friends. We first said hello and I didn’t intend to chat more than a polite small talk, still, a chemistry like ours doesn’t just disappear. We were trapped in each other again.

His funny way of being, my sarcastic way of responding. His eyes of hunger, my eyes that could kill. The roughness of his touches, the taste of my lips. He calling a taxi, I opening the front door of my place. His body against mine, my body against his. The lines of where he begins and where I end are still blurred.

I could feel our heartbeats and hear our screaming thoughts, every cell in us finally telling how much we missed each other. Conor’s temperature didn’t change, the way he speaks, he kisses and touches are the same, the same as when I started loving him.

A silence falls in my home once the talk finishes, Conor’s cup is almost ending, I finished mine a few minutes ago, we both know that our night is finally ending. Maybe this is the final closure, the thing I’ve been waiting for to finally stop missing him. We don’t want to let it go, but we must.

“I guess this is a goodbye then,” Conor says.

I give him a little smile. “It is not like we didn’t do it before… And we never say goodbye for real, Con.”

“But, this time, you want to this one be the last one, don’t you?”

“It would be nice, I guess. Painful, yet nice.”

Conor walks in to give me a hug. “I love you, Y/N.”

I hold him tighter. “I love you too, Conor Maynard.”

We break the hug after a few more seconds and I walk him out. He kisses my lips one last time before turning around and goes away, I stay beside my door watching him leave. My heart once craved for Conor and his Wonderland, now it craves for a real relationship. Maybe one day Conor will show around again and he will be the one to fill this desire, however, for now, this is where we stand, parting ways.

And, in Wonderland, we both went mad.

[marvel-mendess]

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send me some requests on some imagines/headcanons you would be interested on reading about the buttercream gang! 

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Buttercream gang- harry potter houses

Caspar - Hufflepuff Conor - Hufflepuff Jack - Slytherin Joe - Gryffindor/Ravenclaw Josh - Gryffindor/Hufflepuff Mikey - Gryffindor Oli - Ravenclaw

[buttercream-imagines]

Sheeran Series || Conor

all masterposts found here

pairing - Conor x reader [ft Roman Kemp] word count - 1,336 warnings - none A/N -

summary - The one based off of Gold Rush (Plus - Deluxe Edition)

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Conor’s POV

It’s been a week since (Y/N) left. A week since I woke up to a smoke alarm beeping and a note reading I’ll be back in five. Needless to say, I was still waiting. Five minutes, five hours, five days, all passed. What, was I waiting for five weeks? Months? I didn’t even want to think any farther.

Today I had an interview at Capital FM to promote my new album. While I was excited, I couldn’t get my mind off of (Y/N), which was normal now. It was like every second was just one second more of her being away. I didn’t like it. After seven months of being together, I didn’t like a single second spent not with her.

I arrived at the interview and greeted Roman Kemp with a smile. He sat me down, gave me a set of headphones, and before I knew it we were on air. “I’m joined now with Mr. Conor Maynard!” Roman said into the microphone.

“Hey,” I cheered back. “Good to be here.”

We talked about music back and forth as well as any projects Jack and I could be working on. After a bit of talking and a song break, he moved onto a subject I should’ve known I wouldn’t have been able to avoid. “So how’re things with you and the lady?” Roman said with a smile, wiggling his eyebrows. “Things still going smoothly in paradise?”

“Ah well, y’know every relationship has its problems,” I said. “(Y/N) and I aren’t always smooth sailing.”

“Oh man have I hit a sensitive topic?” Roman asked.

“Not really sensitive no, just,” I sighed, not really knowing what to say. “You know, no one really talks about the more challenging sides of the music industry, or any industry I’m sure. We have all these people telling us to do all these things and we have to decide if it’s more important to listen to them or listen to what we know is right.” I paused. “Am I making any sense?”

“Not sure I’m following you mate,” Roman laughed.

Again, I sighed, “Basically I was told by a lot of people to put my job in front of (Y/N), and I chose to listen because it was a lot easier than fighting for it. But in the end it shouldn’t be about what’s easier, it should be about what’s right. And I want to make things right, if that’s okay Roman. Can I do that on here?”

“You can do whatever you want, mate,” Roman said.

“Great,” I said. I sat up a little straighter and took a deep breath and began talking again. “(Y/N), if you’re listening, which I’m pretty sure you are as you’re a massive Roman Kemp fan-” Roman laughed and I continued, “I just want you to hear me out. I should’ve treated you better, I know that now. It didn’t make any sense to make work my highest priority. I mean, work doesn’t treat me like you treat me. And I do the job for the love- because I do love it- and I’m just kind of waiting for the gold rush in the end. And while I’m waiting, it only makes sense that I’ve got someone I love by my side. I don’t know how I could forget that I need you by my side.”

I paused and looked at Roman. “Can I keep going?” I asked.

“We’ve got all the time in the world,” Roman said. “Well, not actually, but you’re doing fine. This is great.”

“Glad you’re profiting off my misery,” I joked. Roman laughed and I smirked and continued. “(Y/N), whenever I talk to any of the boys about this, about how I feel right now, they literally all say the same thing. They talk about how I was in school and I didn’t learn a thing. I hated it. Couldn’t wait to get out. Somehow along the way I figured out that I know how to sing but I don’t know anything other than that. And then they always end with the same damn thing. They say, Maybe you should learn to love her the way you want to be loved.”

I saw someone hold up three fingers and I knew I was running out of time. “(Y/N), I love you,” I said. “I never told you all the things I love about you, or at least I didn’t tell you nearly enough. I don’t have all the time right now, but I just want you to know that I love you. I never told you that I love how you can’t dance to the beat of any song and I love how you like to pretend you know the words to every song on the radio when I know for a fact that you don’t. I love you. I love all of you. And if we can get past this, if you can forgive me, I’m never gonna put my job in front of you again.”

I took a deep breath and Roman and I were both quiet. I could feel all eyes in the studio on me. “Uh,” I stuttered with an awkward laugh, “so yeah, keep an eye out for my album. New music coming really soon. Special project with Jack just around the corner. Lot’s to look forward to. I’m sorry I’ve ruined this interview.” I said the last bit very quickly and almost under my breath, making Roman laugh.

“Hey it’s all good,” he said. “Hope everything works out with your girl. (Y/N), if you’re listening out there, take this guy back. He seems like a proper mess without you.”

“Thanks Roman, great help,” I laughed light-heartedly.

Before I knew it, we were done and I was on an Uber ride back to my flat, ignoring the scolding text messages from my manager saying that I completely ruined the interview and any promotion for my album. I didn’t care. (Y/N) wasn’t answering my calls or my texts. If the only way I could reach her was through a radio interview that there was only a chance she was listening to, I had to try it.

When I got back to my flat, I nearly shit myself as soon as I walked in. There on the couch was (Y/N). I dropped my keys on the counter and walked over to her. She stood up and before she could say anything I wrapped my arms around her and held her close to me. “I’m sorry,” I said immediately, holding her head to my chest. “I’m so sorry. I fucked up big time.”

“Yeah you did,” she mumbled back. When I pulled away I could see a little tear in her eye. I wiped it away just as it trailed down her cheek. “I listened to the interview,” she said.

“I meant every word,” I said.

“Every word?”

In seven months of dating, (Y/N) and I never said I love you. Sure, I thought it was somewhat of an unspoken understanding between the two of us, but neither of us ever confirmed it aloud. “You didn’t really think that after all this time I don’t love you, did you?” I asked, holding her face in my hands. She shrugged, sniffed again, and looked down at her feet.

“You never said,” she whispered. “And then you got more and more distant so I just kind of thought-”

“Hey,” I said, lifting her chin up so she could look at me. “I love you. So much. I’m sorry I never said it before.”

(Y/N)’s cheeks got a little pink and a small smile spread across her lips. “I love you too,” she said. I mirrored her smile and leaned down to press a small kiss to her lips.

“I’m sorry,” I said again. “Like the boys say, I really don’t know anything except how to sing.”

(Y/N) laughed lightly, “Well, I think I can teach you a bit about love if you’d like to learn.”

I smiled, “I’d love to.”

[imagineabuttercream]

Bubble Gum (Joe x Reader)

*pop* The bubble you had blown with your favorite bright pink bubble gum popped, echoing through the flat.

"Truth or dare." Caspar called out. "Earth to Joe! Truth or dare." Everyone laughed, the group all being a few drinks in.

"Shit, sorry. Umm, truth." Joe answered, his cheeks going a bit pink.

"Last time you had a wet dream?" Conor shot out.

"Oh, fuck me. Dare! I pick dare!" Joe laughed. *Pop* you popped another bubble.

"Oi, you picked truth!" Jack replied.

"Last week." He admitted, his eyes watching your lips form another bubble. "I had a dream about one of my friends."

"Who was it?" Mikey laughed. Joe was too busy watching you blow bubbles to hear him.

"I think it's obvious." Oli chuckled.

"Oh, shut up, guys." you laughed, Joe finally snapping out of it. *pop*

"What?" he asked, looking around.

The boys all bust up laughing, Caspar patting Joe on the back. "Nothing, buddy. Your turn to ask someone a truth or dare."

"Oli. Truth or dare?" Joe asked, his eyes still on your lips.

*Pop* "Dare", Oli replied.

"What did you pick?" Joe asked, his face turning to face Oli.

"You're so drunk." Josh laughed. "He said dare."

"I've had two drinks!" Joe replied. "Dare, yeah? I dare you to tweet your crush." *pop*

"Oh, fuck me." Oli drug his hand down his face. "Fine, but I'm getting you back."

"Sure, mate." Joe laughed, grabbing Oli's phone to look after he posted the tweet.

"Y/n!" Oli smirked. "Truth or Dare?"

"Dare." you smiled. *pop*

"I dare you to kiss your good buddy Suggy over there." Oli pointed at Joe.

Joe's head shot up and he pulled his bottom lip between his teeth. "Don't make her..." Joe started, but you interrupted him.

"I don't mind." you smiled at Joe, noticing his eyes drop to your lips again.

"No?" He asked, scooting towards you.

"Definitely not." you reached up and placed your hand on Joe's cheek.

Joe shot forward and smashed his lips against yours. You were more than happy to make-out with Joe, but you didn't expect him to be so eager. When you finally pulled apart, you ducked your head, embarrassed that the two of you had gotten so caught up in the moment in front of everyone. Your friends cheered and teased the two of you until you made your way back to your separate seats.

"Oh, grow up." you laughed with the group. "Jack, truth or dare?" you continued on a few rounds.

"Oh. My. God." Conor said during a lull in the game, everyone looking to see what he was reacting to. Following his line of sight, you saw Joe. A giant pink bubble growing in front of his face.

*Pop* The noise echoed through the flat. "What?" he asked, oblivious to why we were all staring at him. "What did I do?"

You could feel the heat creep up your cheeks, knowing your face was bright red. "Nothing, love." you laughed, reaching in your purse and grabbing another piece of your favorite bright pink bubble gum.

[imagineabuttercream]

Can I Watch? (Joe Sugg x Reader) [smut]

Request - Hello! Idk if you're still taking requests, but I think you write  great smut and I was wondering if you could write a smut imagine with  Joe Sugg. I'd really appreciate it if you did because I think you're one  of the best writers on tumblr, and if you can't/don't want to write it,  thanks anyways for just being a great person!❤️

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"Joe  friggin' Sugg!" you said, throwing your arms around him when he  answered the door. "I'm so glad you're back! How was the tour?"

You  had gone over to Joe's the day after he got home from the Hit The Road  tour. He was one of your best friends and it had been ages since the two  of you got to hang out.

"I'm glad to be back." He replied, squeezing you. "It was good. Really good, but It's nice to be home."

"I bet. Nothing like sleeping in your own bed." You followed Joe into his house. "Find any romance on your journeys?"

You  and Joe always shared your one night stand and hook-up stories. "No,  sadly." He dramatically frowned and dropped his shoulders.

You couldn't help but laugh. "I don't believe that for a second."

Laughing,  Joe replied. "I actually didn't have any time to myself at all on this  trip. We were always busy doing interviews or driving or just too  exhausted to go out."

"Well I'm sure Mr. playboy will find time now that he's home." You teased him.

"I haven't even had a wank in my own house." Joe laughed, making the two of you some drinks.

"I  can leave if you'd like some alone time." you teased, taking the glass  he was handing you of whatever cocktail he had mixed. Taking a sip, you  made a face. "One of those nights?" You said, noting how strong the  drink was.

"Definitely one of those nights. I need an us  night." Joe said, tapping his glass to yours and pulling you in for  another hug. "Also, I hear you went out on a date with Jack."

"Is that what he told you?!" You questioned him, the two of you making your way to the couch.

"And I quote 'I finally convinced Y/n to go out with me and she didn't even let me pay for dinner.'" Joe said laughing.

"He said he needed a date for a premier! I didn't know he actually wanted to go out." You said shaking your head.

"So you would have still gone if you knew?" Joe asked, trying to sound nonchalant, taking another sip of his drink.

"No way. I love that kid, but he's like my little brother" you answered.

"Good. I would have pummeled him if he did anything to hurt you." Joe said, throwing his arm around you and turning on the TV.

"Oh calm down, macho man." you laughed, leaning into Joe.

The  two of you spent the rest of the evening catching up. Towards the end  of the night, the movie Friends With Benefits had been playing in the  background and it had caused your mind to wander a bit. You and Joe had  never done anything too sexual together, but you cuddled all the time  and you had definitely seen each other naked. You'd even shared a few  drunk kisses on nights out at the club, but you'd never let yourself  think that the two of you could date. Being snuggled against your very  attractive friend, you couldn't help but get a bit turned on while you  watched the explicit scenes play on the screen.

Your thoughts were interrupted by Joe. "We should head to bed. I'm falling asleep."

"Works  for me. Am I staying in the guest room?" you asked, hoping maybe you'd  have a little bit of alone time to take care of yourself.

"No way. You can't leave me alone." Joe laughed, kissing your cheek and pulling you up off of the couch.

"Oh,  alright. I'll come cuddle." You smiled at Joe. You were hoping to  release some tension, but you definitely loved cuddling with your best  friend.

After  getting changed into night clothes, you climbed into his bed. "I think  I'm going to take a quick shower." Joe said, walking to the bathroom  that was connected to his room.

Teasing your best friend, you called out "Have fun touching yourself!"

Joe laughed, but his cheeks turned bright red.

When  he finally closed the bathroom door, you realized you had a few minutes  to yourself. 'May as well give it a go' you thought, snuggling under  the covers and slipping your fingers under the fabric of your panties.  You had been turned on for about an hour, so when you slid your fingers  between your folds, you were already soaking wet. Starting to slowly rub  your fingers in your usual pattern, you tried to pull up your 'go to'  spank bank fantasies in your head...but all you could think about was  Joe. 'I can definitely work with this', you thought, sliding your other  hand up under your shirt to gently tease the skin of your breasts. You  were currently picturing Joe in the shower. The hot water rippling down  his incredibly fit body. His moans as his hand stroked his impressive  girth.

Joe  had just moaned your name in your little wank fantasy when you heard him  actually say your name. "Y/n." Joe called, peeking around the bathroom  door.

Being  startled back to reality, you quickly pulled your hands out from under  your clothing and scrambled to look like you weren't doing anything  dirty, you looked over at the bathroom door.

Joe had definitely just caught you. His mouth was hanging open and his eyes were wide. "Y/n." he said again.

"Shit."  you cursed, sitting up in the bed. "I'm so sorry, Joe. I should have  just waited until..." but you were interrupted by Joe.

"I  was going to ask you to get me a towel" Joe pointed at a stack of  towels right by the bed. "But I think I'll come get it myself." He said,  walking out of the bathroom naked and dripping wet. You couldn't help  but look him up and down. You noticed that he was, in fact, completely  hard. "I uh, tried taking a cold shower, but it didn't work, so maybe I  should take a page from your book and just take care of it."

You  didn't speak, but you nodded a yes to Joe. You didn't know what he had  in mind, but you were down with pretty much whatever he wanted to try.

He  was standing by the bed when he finished drying off with the towel.  "Can I watch you?" he asked, leaning down a bit to gently meet your lips  with his, his fingers circling his erection.

"Yeah." you replied, a bit breathless.

"By  the way, you were making irresistible noises when I caught you." Joe  said, throwing the blanket that was covering you to the other side of  the bed.

"Fuck, I didn't even realize." you answered. You were left in just your panties and one of Joe's shirts.

"I  watched you for a few seconds. I had decided to just go back into the  bathroom and do the same thing, but then I heard you moan my name." Joe  continued, separating your legs and kneeling between them. "What were  you thinking about?" he asked, leaning forward to kiss you again.

"Just you. In the shower." you answered, lifting Joe's shirt over your head and tossing it to the ground.

"I  love that you were thinking about me." Joe said, looking you up and  down. "You're gorgeous, y/n." Joe's hand was slowly pumping up and down  his dick. His other hand started playing with the waistband of your  panties. "I want to watch you get off."

"I  was imagining you jerking off in the shower." You smiled at Joe, laying  back down and lifting your hips so you could pull off the last piece of  clothing that you were wearing. Setting your feet back down on the bed  on either side of Joe, you let your legs fall open, your fingers sliding  down your body to continue where you left off.

"Fuck." Joe muttered, his eyes watching your every move.

Watching  Joe was incredibly hot and you could feel the burn starting to build in  your lower stomach already. "Joe, why did you try to take a cold  shower." you asked, wondering what got him turned on in the first place.

"I uh. We  were watching those sex scenes. And I could um... I could smell your  perfume and feel your body heat." Joe answered, half moaning. "I've  always thought you were sexy." he added.

"Me too. You, I mean. And the movie. I was turned on the whole time." You switched hands to give your other one a break.

"Y/n."  Joe moaned, leaning forward. He put one hand on the bed by your waist  to hold up his weight. "I want to know what you taste like." he said,  looking at the hand you had just been pleasuring yourself with.

That  definitely got to you, your fingers quickening their pace. You lifted  your wet fingers to Joe's lips and slowly slid them into his mouth one  at a time.

"You're delicious." Joe said, sucking every one of them clean.

"Fuck, Joe." you moaned.  You could feel your orgasm quickly building.

Joe knelt back on his knees and started stroking himself faster. "I'm almost there." he said, looking down at you.

You  threw your head back on the pillow, feeling your climax starting to  ripple through your body. "Joe." you moaned, continuing to slowly tease  yourself with your fingers while your other hand ran over the naked  flushed skin of your torso. "oh fuck." you said, your body jumping a bit  every time your fingers brushed over your now too sensitive clit.

"Jesus,  y/n." Joe panted, his body thrusting into his fist. Leaning forward to  hold his weight over your body, he groaned your name and came, his cum  falling in little lines across your tummy. "Fuck." he panted, trying to  catch his breath.

Your  chest was rising and falling quickly as you tried to catch your own  breath You slid two of your fingers through the mess he had left on your  skin and slowly lifted them to slide them past your lips. Sucking them  clean, you pulled them out of your mouth with a pop, Joe watching every  move you made. "You don't taste too bad yourself, Sugg."

"Holy shit, y/n." Joe said, letting his weight fall to lay on top of you.

"That was the best orgasm I've had in a long time." you laughed, gently tracing patterns into the skin of Joe's back.

"Can I confess something?" Joe asked, once the two of you had calmed completely down.

"Shoot." you answered.

"I've wanted to ask you out for a long time." he said, burying his face in your neck.

"Did the whole 'lets not ruin our friendship thing' stop you?" you asked, having felt the same way.

"Yeah,  but I have a feeling our friendship isn't going to be the same now  anyways." he laughed, lifting his head to look at you.

"I think not." you laughed, leaning up to capture Joe's lips in a kiss.

"Can we try being an us?" Joe asked before deepening the kiss.

"Definitely." you answered, smiling against his lips. "On one condition."

Holding his weight on his elbows, Joe looked down at you. "And what would that be?" he asked.

"That we shower." you laughed. "You left me all sticky."

Joe snorted and rolled off of you. "Deal." he said, pulling you out of the bed and to the bathroom.

[imagineabuttercream]

Joe's Internet Friend (Sugg x Reader)

"Hello, love.", Joe messaged you after a long night of editing.

"You're up late." you replied, grabbing your phone and snuggling into your blanket. He was in London and you were in the states leaving an 8 hour time difference between the two of you.

"Just finished editing a 'More Likely To' video with the lads and I don't really want to post it anymore." Joe messaged back, snuggling into his own bed.

"Why not?" you asked. Late night texts had become a thing between the two of you. You had met Joe online years ago when he was just starting on you-tube and you'd become great friends.

"It just reminded me of how many things I'm not doing right. I'm the least likely to get married. The most likely to get drunk and lost. The most likely to stay single." Joe text you, adding "fml."

"Oh, love. You're not 40. You have all the time in the world to settle down." You replied. "You're a brilliant, sweet, caring, talented, committed, creative soul that will find those things in your own time."

"You always make me feel better." he text back, slowly falling asleep.

"Anytime, sweetheart." you replied. When you didn't get a response you assumed he had finally fallen asleep. "Sweet dreams, sleepy boy."

When Joe woke up the next day, he read back over your messages and decided to post the video.

The two of you had never met in person, but you'd become an almost daily fixture in each others lives. At times, you thought the slight anonymity is what made your friendship work so well. You weren't roommates or siblings or co-workers. You were there to talk to each other when you didn't want to or couldn't go to those in your actual lives. Up until this year you hadn't even exchanged phone numbers, sticking to instant messenger. You did enjoy getting the drunk voicemail messages from Joe, though. You two had even talked on the phone during long train rides or nights you were there to answer his drunk calls.

A few days later, you got off of work to find multiple texts and voicemail messages on your phone from Joe.

Joe - "Sometimes I wish you were here."

Joe - "I hate fucking time differences."

Joe - "I'm posting the video I told you about."

Joe - "Jack is yelling at me for being on my phone the whole night."

Joe - *Video of the boys taking shots*

Joe - "I'm so drunk."

Joe - "What do you call a fake noodle?"

Joe - "AN IMPASTA!"

You always felt bad when Joe would send the "I wish you were here" texts, but at the same time you felt the same way. The general drunk texting always made you laugh, though.

Voicemail 1 - "Yyyyy/nnnnnnnn. Call me when you get off work."

Voicemail 2 - "Stop yelling in my ear! I'm talking to my friend!" Joe seemed to be scolding someone around him. "Y/n, you've got to visit London. You'd get a kick out of hanging with the boys." The rest of the message was muffled by drunk cheers from people in the night club.

Voicemail 3 - "Y/n, Jack doesn't think you exist." Joe said, but you heard his hand muffle the phone right after. "Sorry, love. I'm not interested. You seem lovely, but I'm talking to my girlfriend." You had to listen a few times to make out the whole thing, but that's definitely what he said. "Love, I want to buy you a plane ticket." he said, clearly to you, before yelling to Jack to order an Uber.

You text Joe to see if he was still awake.

You - "I see that drunk Sugg made a showstopping appearance in my texts and messages tonight, lol. Make it home safe?"

Joe - "Y/n!"

You - "You're alive! Were you by chance eating Laffy Taffy?"

Joe - "How'd you know??"

You - "The pasta joke, lol. It's my favorite candy."

Joe - "No one laughed at my joke."

Joe - "What's your favorite flavor?"

You - "Aww, I laughed! Banana."

Joe - "Ew!"

Joe - "You would like the rankest one haha.

You - "It makes sense. I like you plenty."

Joe - "Oohhh you've got jokes!"

Joe - "You always laugh at my jokes."

Joe - "I want to buy you a plane ticket to come visit me."

You - "Of course I laugh at your jokes."

You - "And why weren't you interested in your admirer tonight?"

Joe - "How'd you know about that?"

Imagining the confused look on Joe's face made you laugh.

You - "Joe, you left me voicemail messages, haha. You used me as an excuse to blow her off!"

Joe - "Oh shit. I remember that! I didn't think you could hear me!"

You - "I don't think you're as sneaky as you think you are when you're drunk, love."

Instead of texting you back, Joe called you. "Can't handle typing?" you laughed into the phone.

"Just rather hear your voice is all. She was pretty but not my type." he replied, slurring every other word.

"I don't even know what your type is." you replied, still giggling a bit.

"I don't either. I just know when I see 'em. Or hear 'em." he replied. You could hear a few people in the background.

"Is that so?" you asked. "You guys still partying?"

"Nah. We're at the Maynard flat. I'm crashing with Conor." Joe replied, but you heard Conor talking in the background. *Is that who you've been texting all night?* "He's still giving me shit for being on my phone."

"Probably because you blew off a beautiful girl to drunk text your friend." you laughed.

"Maybe. I don't care. I'd rather talk to you anyways." he replied, sounding sleepier.

You thought about the voicemail and what he had just said. While it was amazing that you and Joe had grown so close, you felt bad. Were you the reason he wasn't dating?

"Well I'm flattered. Why don't you get some sleep, love." you replied.

"I don't want to." Joe drunkenly whined.

"Well you don't always get what you want." you laughed. "Come on. I need to go make dinner and you need sleep."

"Fine." Joe huffed. "Talk to you tomorrow?"

"Of course, love." you replied. "Sweet dreams."

"Night, love." Joe replied.

Sitting down to eat your dinner, you couldn't get your earlier thoughts out of your head. If you were really the reason Joe wasn't dating, you'd feel so guilty. On the one hand, if you and Joe lived in the same place...You would want to date him. On the other hand, he lives half way around the world and while you knew what he looked like from his videos, he had only ever seen a few pictures of you. "Maybe I'm just overthinking this." you said outloud.

"You never said anything about visiting! I want to buy you a plane ticket." Joe text you a while after your phone call ended.

You - "We'll have a sober conversation about it later, lol. Go to sleep, Sugg. <3"

Thankfully you had the next day off, so when you woke up to texts from Joe you could actually take the time to respond.

Joe - "Why do you put up with me, lol?"

Joe - "I drunkenly harassed you all night."

You - "Oh, hush. I love me some drunk Sugg. You always make me laugh. :)"

Joe - "If you say so, haha."

You - "How are you feeling?"

Joe - "Like proper shit. We drank so much last night. I need someone to make me breakfast."

You - "You think you'd learn, lol. I'm getting ready to cook breakfast, but I doubt it'd still be hot if I mailed you some."

Joe - "Don't tease me with food! You'll have to cook when you're here."

You - "You're not letting that go, huh?"

Joe - "I really want you to visit. You're one of my best friends as weird as that sounds."

You - "Joe, I have a question and I don't want you to get mad. Okay?"

Joe - "Of course, love. Shoot."

You - "If I'm totally wrong, feel free to tell me. Am I one of the reasons you don't really date?"

You held your breath after sending the text. When you didn't get a response right away, you went to the kitchen to cook your breakfast.

Joe - "I'd be lying if I said no, but I don't think I ever realized it until you just said it."

You - "Joe, just the other day you were upset that you didn't have a girlfriend. I feel horrible that I had any part in you being upset."

Joe - "No, no. You shouldn't feel bad at all. When I need someone to talk to, you're there. When I feel like shit about myself, you're there. When I feel alone, you're there. When I need a kick in the ass, you're there. Those are all things that a girlfriend would do. I guess I just never thought about it before."

You - "Love, maybe you should try finding those things in someone you want to love."

You - "I care about you so much, but I would hate it if you ended up regretting letting me get in the way of you finding happiness."

Joe - "I could never regret letting you into my life."

Joe - "I'm buying you a plane ticket. It's final. I really want you to visit and I think it would be good for both of us."

You - "I'll think on it, love. I can use my vacation time whenever I want, I just want to make sure this is for the best. <3"

Joe - "Well I'm buying it regardless. You can decide if you want to come."

You - "Stubborn."

Joe - "It's why you love me."

Joe - "This Friday at 8 pm your time."

Joe - "I'm going to wake Conor up so we can get food."

Joe - "Please come."

"That stubborn, stubborn boy." you said, looking at your phone. You quickly received an email confirmation of your tickets. 1 week, starting Friday. That meant you left in 2 days. If you were going. You wasted most of the day worrying about everything that could go wrong. What if once you met you didn't get along? At the end of the day you had emailed your work telling them you were taking vacation time, packed your suitcase, and cleaned your apartment.

You had talked to Joe a few times over the next two days, but mostly you were making sure you didn't leave any loose ends before leaving for your trip.

"You're absolutely sure about this?" You text him, waiting for your uber to show up.

Joe - "100%"

Joe - "Stop worrying, love. This has been a long time coming."

You - "Go to sleep so you can pick me up in half a day, lol."

Joe - "Make sure you sleep on the plane. If you don't, jet lag will hit you like a brick wall. Believe me, I've done it."

You - "I have sleeping meds at the ready. :)"

Joe - "Good girl. See you tomorrow, love."

Joe - "I really cant wait."

You - "Same. See you tomorrow. Sweet dreams, Sugg."

Joe put his phone down and stared at the TV. "What's up, buddy?" Jack asked, sitting next to him. "You look a bit pale."

"Just a bit anxious, is all." Joe replied.

"What on earth has Joe Sugg anxious?" Jack teased him. Joe looked over at Jack but didn't answer. "Is it serious? What's going on?"

"Kind of. You know the girl that I'm always talking to when we're out?" Joe asked, running his fingers through his hair.

"Yeah. She's the girl you met through you-tube ages ago, right?" Jack replied.

"Going on 5 years." he said, looking down. "That's crazy. I've known her longer than I've known some of my best friends."

"So what are you anxious about?" Jack urged him to continue.

"I've always wanted her to visit and the other night she asked me if she was the reason I never date." Joe continued.

"That's a bit forward." Jack snarked.

"Nah, she's right. I just never realized it. So I told her and I think it freaked her out a bit. She told me that she didn't want to hold me back from finding happiness, but I've always wondered if she was it, you know? So I bought her a plane ticket and she'll be here tomorrow." Joe rambled quickly.

Jack smiled over at Joe not saying anything until he looked back at him. "You've got a mighty set on you, don't you?"

Joe laughed. "If that was true I would have bought her a ticket ages ago."

"So what's the plan?" Jack inquired.

"She's going to stay in mine for a week. I guess we'll see how things progress once we actually meet."

"Wait, you've never actually met in person?" Jack asked, a bit surprised.

"Nope. She's seen me in videos, obviously. We're friends on Facebook so I see pictures of her, but we've never actually met." Joe answered.

"Joe, what if she's really a 40 year old man?!" Jack gave him a weird look.

Joe busted up laughing. "She's not. We talk on the phone and I follow her on all of her social media. Snapchat filters can do a lot, but they can't turn a 40 year old man into a 25 year old woman." He continued to chuckle.

"Well, we'll all want to meet her." Jack said.

"That's up to her." Joe replied, standing up. "I'm gonna head to mine. Clean up the house and go to bed so I don't miss my alarm to pick her up."

"Need help cleaning? I'm still not on London time." Jack asked.

"If you want. Crash at mine, yah?" Joe replied.

"Let me grab a bag."

Jack and Joe cleaned the house for about an hour before crawling into the spare bed to fall asleep watching a movie.

After boarding the plane, you almost immediately took medicine and fell asleep. You woke up to eat and use the restroom once and then fell right back asleep. Feeling someone lightly shaking your shoulder, you realized a flight attendant was trying to wake you up. "Miss, we're getting ready to land."

"Thank you." you replied, sorting yourself out. You pulled a make-up wipe out to freshen your face up and you downed a water bottle.

"Joe!" Jack yelled, shooting out of bed. "I don't think your alarm went off!"

"What?!" Joe shot up. "Mate, we were supposed to leave 20 minutes ago." Joe grabbed his phone and pulled his clothes from the previous day back on.

"I'll order the Uber." Jack said, pulling his converse on. "He'll be here in 3."

Joe - "Running a tad late, we'll be there soon."

You - "I just landed. We aren't even at the gate yet. Take your time, nerd. Be safe, please."

Joe - "Of course, love."

Joe - "I'm so happy I'll get to actually hug you soon."

Joe - "That sounds weird, but I'm so glad you decided to come."

You - "It doesn't sound weird at all. <3"

Walking through the gate, you found a restroom to use before waiting for your bag. "You can do this." you said, looking in the mirror after washing your hands. Seeing the dark circles under your eyes and your hair in a messy bun, you started to get nervous. You pulled your make-up out and went to apply concealer before stopping yourself. If he expected you to look like a Disney princess after an 11 hour flight, then you didn't really care about what he thought.

You - "Waiting for my bag."

Joe - "Just parked. We'll see you soon."

You - "We'll?"

Joe - "Sorry, I forgot. Jack is with me. I hope that's okay."

You - "Of course. Just to warn you both, I'm a hot mess, lol.

Joe - "Impossible."

You - "You say that now. Look for the girl in Joggers and batman shirt."

Standing in front of the luggage carousel, you felt something small hit you in the back. looking around, you didn't see anything. When it happened again, you saw a mini banana Laffy Taffy sitting next to you on the floor. Your face immediately lit up and you turned to find the person who threw it.

"Really Sugg? You make me fly half a day and now you're assaulting me?" you laughed, seeing him walking up to you with Jack.

"You know I do it with love." he laughed, throwing his arms around you. He buried his face in your hair and held you tight to his chest. "I never thought I'd get to do this." he said, continuing to hold you in his arms.

"Ahem." Jack cleared his throat.

"Hi Jack." you said, peeking around Joe's shoulder.

"Nope. I'm not ready to let go." Joe said, refusing to let you leave the hug.

"Rude." jack teased.

Joe finally loosened his arms and just stared at you. You couldn't help but blush. "Stop being weird." you laughed, covering your cheeks, making him laugh too.

"I can't help it." Joe replied. "Feels a bit like Christmas."

"As you can see, Joe is just as cheesy in real life as he is in his videos." Jack interjected, reaching his hand out to shake yours.

"Oh, I already knew that." you laughed. "Nice to meet you, Jack."

"You too." Jack replied. You had been standing there so long that your suitcase was the only one left on the belt. "Is that your bag?" he asked, grabbing it when you nodded yes.

"You alright, Sugg?" you asked, pushing his hair out of his eyes.

Joe just stared at you for a moment. He stared at your eyes and then your lips. He stayed silent, but his mind was racing. He realized that he never wanted you to leave London. His feelings became very clear to him. "I'm great, love." he said kissing your forehead.

"You two could stand there with gooey eyes all day or we could go get breakfast. Who votes for breakfast?" Jack said, raising his hand.

"Alright, alright, ya big baby. Lets go get food." Joe laughed.

"Can I get changed before we go anywhere public?" you asked.

"You know what. Lets go back to Joe's and I'll go around the corner to get us food." Jack suggested.

"Sounds good to me." Joe said, looking to you.

"Works for me." you smiled at them both.

When you got to Joe's house, he showed you around and walked you to the room you'd be staying in. You kind of unpacked your bag and laid out the clothes you were going to wear for the day. Joe showed you the spare bathroom and told you where the shampoo and soaps were. "Call if you need anything." he said, placing another kiss on your forehead.

After letting the hot water of the shower wash away the airplane grime and muscle aches from sleeping sitting up, you went to get out but realized you hadn't grabbed a towel. "Joe!" you called into the hallway, trying to stay hidden behind the door.

"You alright?" Joe jogged down the hall.

"I'm fine." you laughed. "I just forgot a towel."

"One second." he said, walking to a cabinet and grabbing one. "Here, love." he said, handing you the towel.

"Thank you." you blushed, feeling a little exposed. "I'll be out in a minute."

"Take your time." Joe smiled and left you to get ready.

When you walked back to the living room, you stopped at the end of the hall, hearing Joe and Jack talk about you.

"Is she what you expected?" Jack asked Joe, amidst the noises of take-away containers opening.

"I don't know what I expected, but I know that she's way more than I could have imagined. I can now add beautiful and genuine to the list of things I know about her. The fact that she wore a batman shirt tells me she is absolutely who she says she is." Joe laughed.

"I expected her to be like, dressed up and girly." Jack laughed.

"I didn't at all." Joe replied, still chuckling. "I know her pretty well after 5 years."

"Are you glad you finally got her here?" Jack asked, mouth full of food and already knowing the answer from the look on Joe's face.

"No doubt. I'm pretty sure I love her." Joe answered.

"I can tell. Are you going to tell her?" Jack replied.

"MMmm, breakfast smells delicious." you said, entering the room.

"I got you coffee too." Jack said, handing you a cup.

"Thank you!" you replied. "Do we have any plans for today?" You asked, sitting next to Joe and taking the food container he handed you.

"That's up to you." Joe replied. He looked you up and down taking in your appearance. "You look beautiful, by the way."

"Aww, thank you, Sugg." You answered, blushing a bit. "Why is it up to me?"

"Well, the boys will all want to meet you." Jack said.

"Only if you want." Joe quickly added.

"I'm down for whatever you want to do." You replied, taking a bite of your food. "This is delicious, thank you."

"Well, then. I vote we go to ours." Jack said, finishing his food. "I am going to shower and change since this is what I wore last night."

"I need to as well. We rushed out of here so quickly, we just threw on our days old clothes." Joe laughed.

"Well, you both get ready and I'm going to finish my breakfast." You suggested, laying down after they had both left the room. You woke up to Joe sitting next to you running his fingers through your hair. "That feels good." You said, sitting up. "How long have I been out?"

"Not long, love. Jack's almost ready to go" Joe replied. "You can lay back down if you want."

"I'll fall back asleep." You laughed, stretching.

"It's Jack. You have some time to nap." Joe laughed, patting his thigh.

"Fine." you gave in, laying your head on his leg and letting your eyes close. You fell asleep quickly, feeling Joe resume his playing with your hair.

You woke back up to Joe loud whispering "Shut up! Don't wake her up."

"I'm up." you yawned. "Ready to go?" you asked, sorting your hair back out.

"We've been ready for a while." Jack laughed at you.

"Then why didn't you wake me up?" you asked, rubbing your eyes.

"You just looked too comfortable." Joe smiled at you. "You're quite cute when you're sleeping."

"Nerds, you should have woken me up." you scolded them. "Lets go." you stood up, going back to the spare room to grab your bag.

Joe followed you to make sure you were okay. "We really don't have to leave the house today if you don't want to." He said, sitting down on the spare bed.

"I want to." you walked up to him to stand between his legs and placed a kiss on his forehead. "I just needed to grab my purse."

Joe's smile went ear to ear and his eyes dropped to your lips. "I know I keep saying it, but I'm really glad you're finally here."

"Me too. Really." you smiled down at him. "Lets go. I want to meet your friends." you grabbed Joe's hand and pulled him out of the bedroom.

When you arrived at the Pieters/Maynard flat, everyone else had already arrived. Joe and Jack were greeted as usual, and Joe introduced you to the boys. "Finally we get to meet the mystery girl." Conor pulled you into a hug. Your afternoon/evening was pretty chill. You guys played games, drank, ate, watched a few movies, and talked. When it was getting pretty late, you decided to grab some water and hang out on the balcony.

"What are you doing out here, love?" Joe joined you.

"Sobering up a bit." you laughed, finishing your glass of water.

"The boys getting too rowdy for you?" Joe asked, coming to stand by you, leaning against the balcony wall.

"Not at all." you replied, pulling your sleeves over your hands. "Everyone has been very sweet, actually."

"I'm glad." Joe slurred a bit. "Are you cold?"

"Just a bit, but I'm fine. I love this weather." you answered, looking out over the city. Joe shifted to stand behind you and wrap his arms around your middle. "I'll add touchy feely to the 'drunk Sugg' attribute list." you laughed.

"Sorry." he said, starting to pull his arms back.

"Hey, come back." you fake whined. "I didn't say I didn't like it." you put your hands over his and laced your fingers together.

Joe rested his chin on your shoulder and held you tight against his body. "I think I'm just afraid I'm going to do something stupid to ruin this."

"You won't ruin it." you reassured him.

"I'm really afraid I might." Joe replied, turning you to face him. "I've wanted to do this since I saw you standing there at the airport." Joe said, capturing your lips in a brief kiss.

Going up on your tip toes to continue the kiss, you trailed your fingers up either side of Joe's neck. Joe's hands made their way down your sides to rest on your hips, his body pinning you to the balcony wall. When you finally broke apart you were both out of breath. "I told you you wouldn't ruin it." you said, snuggling your face under his chin.

Kissing the top of your head, Joe said "Lets go home, love."

After saying bye to the boys and making your way back to Joe's, you went to the spare room to get changed into your sleep clothes. You brushed your teeth and washed your face and plugged your phone into the charger. When Joe didn't come find you, you wandered the house looking for him. Knocking on his door, it opened to reveal Joe in his towel on the other side. "Come in, love. I'll get changed in the bathroom."

You climbed onto Joe's bed and waited for him to return. When he walked into the room with wet hair wearing just his sleep pants, you couldn't help but smile at the sleepy, tipsy boy. "Feel better?" you asked.

"Indeed. And seeing you laying there in my bed makes me really happy." He said, crawling to join you on the bed. "Stay with me?" he asked.

"That's the plan." you replied, shifting to scoot under the covers.

Joe joined you under the covers and opened his arms, telling you to snuggle up against him. "I know I keep saying this, but I can't believe you're actually here." one hand tangled it's fingers with yours and the other rested on the small of your back under your shirt. "Am I what you expected?" Joe asked.

"I feel like I already knew your mannerisms and such from your videos, but actually being able to hug you and look at you when I'm talking to you? It's so much sweeter than I could have guessed." you replied, hiding your face in Joe's chest.

"You're so much better with words than I am. You said that perfectly." Joe leant down to kiss your hair. "I had only seen pictures of you, but your personality comes across exactly the same in person. It's just harder to keep my hands to myself when you're flesh and blood standing in front of me." Joe's hand crept up your back a bit.

"We'll have to have a sober conversation about that later." you laughed. Joe slowly removed his hand from underneath your shirt and placed it back on your clothed back. "Joe." you said, lifting your head and scooting up to face him. "I wasn't scolding you, silly boy." you dipped down to softly kiss his lips.

"I just get told a lot that I'm too much. Too touchy or too loud." Joe replied between kisses.

"I've never thought that." you said, kissing up his jaw and down his neck. "I just meant that we'll have to talk about what this really is and what we both want it to be, but I don't want to have that conversation right now." you said, sitting up to straddle Joe's middle.

"We don't have to talk about it right now, but I already know what I want." Joe said, sitting up and running his hands up your sides under your shirt.

The next morning you woke up laying across Joe's chest. You could feel his fingers tracing shapes up and down the naked skin of your back. You laid there for quite a while, thinking on how this was going to work. You didn't regret sleeping with him and you'd be willing to do whatever it took to be with him if it's what he wanted.

"Mornin', love." Joe said, smiling down at you.

You adjusted how you were laying to hold yourself up on your elbows. "Good morning." you said, ducking down to kiss him.

"Am I allowed to say it now?" Joe ran his hands up and down your sides.

"Say what?" you asked.

"You said we needed to have a sober conversation. Well, I'm sober and I know what I want." Joe replied, leaning up to kiss you again.

Even though everything had gone perfectly so far, you were nervous to talk about this. "I guess I'm ready." you said, your brow showing the worry you felt.

"Hey, don't stress." Joe said, pushing your hair out of your face. He cleared his throat and put his hands on either side of your face, just staring up at you for a second. "You told me that I should try to find the person that's going to make me happy. Well, I did. I've got her right here." He paused, leaning up to kiss you. "And I don't know if that means that one of us has to move right away or if we make a habit of visiting each other as often as we can, but I want to make this work. I need to."

You were left a bit speechless, just staring down at Joe's crooked smile. You let your weight rest on Joe's chest again, meeting your lips in a slow kiss.

"Can I take that as a good sign?" Joe laughed, breaking the kiss.

Nodding, you replied. "I'm in. Whatever it takes, I'm in."

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Distracting Josh (Josh Pieters x Reader)

Waking up to a ruffling noise in the middle of the night had you on edge. Granted, you were at a festival in the middle of nowhere, but the noise was really really close. Keeping still, you slowly turned your head to see Josh pacing back and forth in the tent.

"Oh my god, you scared the shit out of me." You said, sitting up in the bunk you were sharing with your friend Grant.

"I'm sorry." He said, sitting on his bunk. "I'm struggling to stay awake." He said, his face dropping into his hands.

Josh was determined to stay up for the whole festival. He did great the first night, but you could see it wearing on him. You had already gotten about 6 hours of sleep, so you carefully got out of the bunk so that you wouldn't wake Grant. Throwing on one of Josh's hoodies, you slipped your converse on, grabbed your bag, and grabbed Josh's hand to pull him out of the tent.

"Let's go for a walk." You said, still holding Josh's hand. The two of you had met a couple of times in the past and every time you ended up flirting.

"I don't want to ruin your night." Josh said, stopping and pulling you back to him.

"Who says you're ruining it?" You asked, pulling him down the path. "Have you been vlogging enough?"

"I have tons of footage. Last night I was totally alone so I vlogged the whole thing." He answered.

Walking off the path to a small open area between loads of trees, your mind started wandering. "You know, we should play a game." You said, sitting down at the bottom of one of the massive trees.

"What game?" Josh asked, sitting down next to you.

"I don't know. I'd say truth or dare, but I don't know how much we could dare each other in the middle of nowhere." You laughed.

"Truth works." He said, smiling over at you. "You first."

"Why did you want to do another no sleep challenge?" You asked.

"I don't know. I think it's funny, more than anything. I know I won't make it, but it's fun to try." He answered.

"Always the entertainer." You laughed. "Your turn."

"Are you and Grant a thing?" He asked.

"Nope. Never have been." You answered, laughing. "Have you ever read fanfiction about yourself?"

"Oh, fuck." He said, laughing. "I have. I have very kinky subscribers, apparently."

"I don't doubt that." You replied.

"Why are you out here instead of sleeping right now?" He asked.

"A few reasons. I'll answer with...I like your company." You said, smiling up at Josh.

"A few reasons?" He pried.

"Nuh-uh. I gave my answer." You laughed. "Have you tried, you know. Taking care of yourself to wake up?" You asked.

It was dark, but you could see Josh's eyes open wide. "I um. You know. Not much privacy. And uh, I didn't actually think about that until right now."

"How?" You laughed. "We've caught Caspar wanking twice already."

Josh threw his head back laughing. "That's Caspar for you." You both sat in silence for a few minutes before Josh cleared his throat.

"Something on your mind, Pieters?" You asked, watching him fidget.

"I would use being tired as an excuse as to why my mind is stuck on this thought, but if I'm being honest I've always wondered about it." Josh said.

"And what would that be?" You asked.

"Well, you. But currently, us." He said looking down at you. "I've always liked you, but we always just stayed buddies. And then you just asked me about jerking off and my mind is spiraling to certain places awfully quickly. You can go back to the tent if you want." he said, continuing to fidget.

Putting your hand on his thigh, you looked up at him until he looked back at you. "Josh. One, I wouldn't have brought it up if I was uncomfortable talking about it." You laughed. "And two, I've always wondered...you know. About that."

Dipping down to your height, Josh kissed you. "We're outside. And I don't have anything." He said between heated kisses, making sure to keep his hands to himself.

Placing your hands on either side of his neck, you deepened the kiss. "Josh, I'm a big girl. I'm allowed to carry condoms. Plus, we're in the soft grass hidden by trees."

Breaking the kiss, Josh pulled off one of his hoodies, spreading it out in the grass. "Here." He said, laying you back on the sweatshirt. "Is this okay?"

Pulling him back into a kiss, you felt him start to explore your body with his hands. "It's perfect."

In the times you had let yourself think about what would happen if the two of you ever hooked up, you always pictured it being "in the heat of the moment" and clumsy and rushed. Josh was proving that not to be true. He was gentle and sweet and took the time to tease you and make sure you had been taken care of before he even pulled the condom out of your bag. He told you how beautiful you were and made sure you were comfortable and warm the whole time.

When you finally redressed and cuddled together under the tree, the sun was starting to come up. The two of you stayed there until right before the breakfast pavilion was opening. When Caspar and Grant found you at one of the picnic tables, Josh definitely still looked tired, but he had a smile on his face and his arm around you.

"Hey, buddy." Caspar said, sitting down across from you. "Did you stay up last night?"

"He did." you answered.

"Your camera was on your bed so we didn't know if you had crashed somewhere." Grant added, sitting down at the table.

"Nope." Josh looked down at you. "This one kept me company."

"Did you vlog any of it?" Caspar asked.

"Caspar, I don't think you can put what they got up to last night on YouTube." Grant laughed. He saw the way you were cuddled into Josh's side and the smiles on both of your faces. Your friend knew you well.

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Welcome Home II (jack x reader) [smut]

A few months after your balcony adventure, you and Jack were getting ready for a red carpet event for your friends Casar and JJ. Jack had spoiled you with a spa day and the two of you were currently at a lingerie store picking out something sexy for after.

While you were trying on a few options, Jack had excused himself to make a purchase of his own, shoving a small plastic shopping bag into his pocket when you showed him what you picked. "What are you up to, Maynard?" you asked, stepping back so he could join you in the changing room.

"Just a surprise for tonight." he said, looking you up and down. "Babe, you look incredible." Jack pulled you into a kiss and then whispered in your ear. "I can't wait to rip it off of you later tonight."

"All in good time." you said, pushing him out of the changing room.

When the both of you were getting dressed for your friend's big night, Jack cleared his throat and grabbed your dress from you, laying it back down on the bed. "I have something for you, love."

"Is this something for me or something for you?" you laughed, knowing Jack had bought something from the kinkier side of the lingerie store.

"Both." he said, backing you into the bedroom wall. "Close your eyes."

"As you wish." you replied, kissing him and closing your eyes.

Jack had you pinned to the wall, one hand rubbing your clit through your brand new lacy panties. "You're gonna love this." he said, slipping a tiny cold something into the front of them and resting it against your clit.

"What is that?" you asked, your eyes still closed.

"Guess." he said, clicking something in his hands.

"Oooo." you whimpered, feeling the tiny toy gently vibrate against your now sensitive clit. "Mmmmm, I didn't think we had time to play before we had to leave." you said, opening your eyes.

"We don't" he said, backing away and handing you your dress.

Your mouth dropped open realizing that Jack wanted you to wear the toy to the premier. "Oh, you're mean." you said, watching him click the second setting. "Ahhh." You tried to hold in your breathy moan. "I won't be able to hide it on that setting."

"I promise I won't be too mean." He said, turning it off.

Pulling on your dress, you turned so Jack could zip you up. "How long have you wanted to do this one?" You asked him.

"I just felt inspired seeing it in the store." He replied, kissing between your shoulder blades before zipping up the dress. "To be honest, I'm going to have a hard time not getting turned on knowing that it's here." Jack ran his fingers under your dress to nudge the toy.

"I'm definitely planning my revenge." You laughed, turning to pull him into another kiss.

You and a group of your friends were sharing a fancy limo to the premier and Jack decided to test the toy. You were talking to Conor when Jack clicked the first setting. You weren't expecting it, but you were able to keep quiet. Closing your eyes and sighing, trying to keep your composure.

"You alright, love?" Jack asked, no one the wiser.

You turned to face Jack, your crossed legs and the darkness in the car hiding the fact that your hand was creeping towards Jack's crotch. "Just fine, sweetheart." You said, with a smirk, your hand gently groping Jack's hardening dick.

Feeling his cheeks flush, Jack clicked off the toy, calling a silent temporary truce. He slipped his arm around you, pulling you into his lap. "We're going to get in so much trouble." He laughed, pulling you into a kiss.

"This one is on you." you laughed, kissing him back.

Jack left it off for about half of the red carpet walk, but when you two were to an area where you were posing together for pictures, Jack clicked the first setting.

"Oh, fuck." you quietly gasped, Jack pulling you in for a kiss in front of the photographers.

Photographers were calling out your names to have you pose for their shots. "Y/n! Jack! Over here!" The two of you posing, and turning to face different cameras. You were definitely biting your lip in more than a few of the shots.

"Good girl." Jack whispered in your ear, clicking the second, higher setting for just a moment before turning it off.

When you made it inside, everyone was sat around large round tables about 12 to a table. Jack had kept it between off and the first setting all night. The movie had started and Jack had just turned it to the second setting right after the room went dark.

"I'm going to kill you." you leaned over, your hand inching up Jack's thigh.

"You love it and you know it." he whispered in your ear, turning it back down to the first setting.

"Have you been thinking about it?" you asked, running your hand over the crotch of Jack's pants. Not getting an answer, you continued. "I know you've been thinking about how wet you're making me." Your hand hidden under the table, you unzipped Jack's pants, nibbling his earlobe between your teeth.

"Mmmmm, baby girl, you're being bad." he said, turning it up to the second setting.

You gasped and bit your lip, stopping you from moaning. "You started it." you said, reaching into his pants and stroking his now completely hard dick.

Jack turned to face you, cheeks flushed. "Want to cross something else off of our list?" he asked, putting his hand over yours so you couldn't stroke him anymore.

"What do you have in mind, baby?" you whispered in his ear, feeling him turn the vibrator off.

"Follow me." Jack pulled your hand out of his pants and made sure they were zipped and that you couldn't tell he was sporting a massive hard-on.

"Yes, sir." you said, standing to follow him out of the dark room.

Jack grabbed your hand and led you to a family bathroom. Locking the door, he pinned you against it capturing your lips in a needy and rough kiss. "I planned on making you wait all night, but you can't keep your hands to yourself." jack said, pulling you up to sit on the counter while he stood between your legs.

"I've already cum in my panties twice, baby. It's not my fault." you admitted, Jack stopping and staring at you with wide eyes.

"God, you're so sexy." He continued undoing his pants and pulling your thong off, putting the toy and your panties in his pocket. Quickly putting a condom on, he grabbed your thighs.. "Come here, baby girl."

You felt Jack sink himself inside of your soaking wet core and lift you from the counter. You wrapped your legs around his waist and your arms around his neck. "Jack." you moaned his name, feeling him roughly thrust up into you more frantically than usual.

"You weren't lying." Jack said, feeling how wet you actually were.

"MMMmmmm, Jack. Harder, baby." you moaned, loving the rare occasions that Jack didn't hold back at all.

Between the pent up tension and the fact that you could get caught, it wasn't long before both of you had finished. Jack sat you on the counter, resting his head against your chest as you both caught your breath. Hearing a knock on the door, you both quickly tried to fix your clothes and appearance. "Give me my thong." you whispered.

Jack continued to straighten out his clothes, before reaching a hand out for you. "Come on, love."

"Jack, you have my underwear." you said, seeing the look on his face. "I'm not getting them back, am I?" you asked, smirking up at your boyfriend.

"Nope." He laughed, leading you out of the bathroom. "Sorry, she had an outfit malfunction." Jack said to the lady waiting outside the door.

"Yeah, part of my outfit is in your pocket." you laughed after you had walked away.

When you made it back to the table, Conor leaned over to Jack making sure everything was okay. He fed Conor the same line. "Just an outfit malfunction."

Conor looked suspicious. "What on earth could have malfunctioned?" he whispered to his brother, knowing Jack was full of shit.

Jack slipped his hand in his pocket and pulled your thong out of his pocket, nodding to Conor to look down.

"Dear, god. You two are ridiculous." Conor laughed.

With a cocky smile on his face, Jack scooted his chair to sit directly by yours and pulled you to snuggle into his side. "I love you, Y/n." he whispered, kissing the top of your head.

"I love you too, Jack." you said, laying your head against him and enjoying the rest of the movie.

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Never Have I Ever Had A Threesome 5 (Jack x Joe x Reader)

Never Have I Ever Had A Threesome part 5

I don't know what  the fuck this is, lol. I got a few anons like the one below, so I  decided to interject this into the timeline. It started out as a "let's  do 900 words of smut" to this. Enjoy?

"Can I just say that I was a  little disappointed when I read Part 4 and found out that the 'anal  warning' of you wasn't referred to Joeck alone? :D loved it! But would  also like to see even more action between the boys in the next parts to  come ;)"

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The day was almost here. Your best friend was moving to London. You and Joe had been getting the house ready, including your room. You had received the black-light paint print from your Moxy  adventure and Joe had it framed, hanging it on the wall above your bed.

You  had decided to fly back to California for a week to help your friend  pack, so you were having a night out with Joe and a bunch of your  friends before your trip.

"What are we going to do when  you're gone?" Jack had asked, pulling you into his lap in the corner of  the night club. Everyone was beyond tipsy at this point.

"You're going to get us in trouble." You laughed, making sure no one was paying attention in the dark club.

"They can't see us." Jack drunkenly smiled at you.

Even  though you had only been intimate as a trio 10 or so times, You, Jack,  and Joe were almost always hanging out together and they had both been  whining all week about you being gone for so long. "I'm sure you'll find  plenty to keep you busy." you answered his earlier question. Leaning in  so he could hear you, you whispered. "I know Joe has wanted you all to  himself."

Jack's eyes went wide. "M-me?" he stuttered, turning to watch Joe on the dance floor with Lucy, Lydia, and Josh.

"You  can't tell me you don't see the way he looks at you when we're  together." you quietly answered, your lips grazing the shell of Jack's  ear. You felt him shiver. "I know you wanted to go further with him at  the Moxy." you continued, feeling Jack become aroused. "I could tell  when he was spanking you. You loved having Joe's hands all over..."

"You're  just messing with me, aren't you?" Jack interrupted you, tearing his  eyes away from Joe's dancing body and looking a bit hurt.

Seeing  the doubt and insecurity on Jack's face, you wrapped your arms around  him. "Love, I would never do that to you." You reassured him, continuing  when he hugged you back. "I swear. I would NEVER mess with you like  that."

You could feel Jack nod his head, hiding his face in the crook of your neck. "So he really...you know?"

You  couldn't help but chuckle, making Jack look at you. "Are you both  blind? He's wanted to go further with you since that first night you  stayed over. He just never wanted to make you uncomfortable." You  assured him.

"I didn't know." Jack said, looking back over at Joe.

"You should spend some quality time together while I'm gone." you whispered in his ear.

Jack looked back at you, his cheeks flushing pink. "I've never...I wouldn't know what to do."

"What do you want to do?" you asked, shifting in Jack's lap, feeling how turned on he had gotten just talking about it.

Jack  groaned, feeling your ass move against him "I...I want him to...you  know." Jack didn't really answer, turning his head to keep watching Joe.

Leaning  in, you continued in a sultry tone. "I love that you can't keep your  eyes off of him. Jack, tell me what you want Joe to do."

"I want him to fuck me." Jack said, his grip on your waist getting tighter.

"You should tell him that." you suggested.

"I couldn't tell him that." He said, shaking his head.

"You can absolutely tell him that." You replied, pressing a kiss to his cheek.

Jack looked beyond nervous. "What if I make a fool out of myself?" he asked, loosening his arms a bit.

"Babe,  I promise you aren't going to make a fool out of yourself." you  replied, chucking. "Come on. We're going to go home to talk." You slid  off of his lap and walked up to your boyfriend.

"Hello, love." Joe said, pulling you to him, swaying to the music.

After  pulling him in for a kiss, you went on your tiptoes to talk into his  ear so the rest of your friends wouldn't hear you. "I'm taking Jack back  to ours." you said, making sure he heard you.

Joe  nodded, pulling you in for another kiss. "It's still early. Should I  follow you or should I stay here for a bit?" he asked, pressing kisses  to your cheek and the side of your neck.

"Stay here for a bit." you smirked. "Have some fun with the boys. Jack and I have some talking to do."

"You both okay?" he asked, his hands on either side of your face.

"We're great." you smiled, pulling his lips to yours. "You'll find out what we talked about, later."

"OOooo,  sounds good. Let me know you made it home safe. I'll see you later." he  replied, pulling you into a hug before you made your way back to Jack.

"I'm  going to head out front. Go say bye to Joe and join me in a minute. No  one should be paying close enough attention to know that we left  together." You smiled at Jack, grabbing your bag and walking outside.

"Jack!" Joe cheered, pulling him into a hug when he walked up.

"Hey,  buddy." Jack said, dancing with the group for a second. "I'm meeting  y/n outside in a minute." he said, leaning in to talk to Joe.

"I  heard." Joe replied, discreetly slipping his hand into one of Jack's  back pockets. Everyone was so close together, no one would notice.

"We're just gonna talk..." Jack started, but Joe cut him off.

"You're  good, mate." Joe said, before leaning in and speaking low enough that  only Jack could hear him. "Don't worry, love." Joe's fingers slowly  gripped Jack's ass tighter as he talked. "Catching you two being naughty  only means that I have a reason to spank you, again." Joe pressed a  kiss to Jack's cheek and pulled away, removing his hand from jack's  pocket.

Jack swallowed  hard, struggling to look casual as he watched Joe start to dance again.  "I'll catch you lot later." Jack said, waving.

When  he finally joined you outside, his cheeks were still red from his  encounter with Joe. "Finally." you laughed, your arms wrapped around  yourself. "It's freezing out here."

"Sorry, love." Jack said, slipping his jacket off and helping you put it on. "That should help."

"Much better." you said. "Thank you."

"Of course, love." Jack replied, putting his arm around your shoulders as you waited for your Uber back to the house.

When  you finally got home, you went and pulled on a pair of sweats and one  of Joe's t-shirts. Going in the kitchen, you opened a bottle of Rosé and  walked to the bedroom you shared with Joe, seeing Jack standing at the  foot of the bed. "He framed it." Jack said, smiling up at the picture  the three of you had taken at the Moxy.

"Of  course. It's his favorite one." you looked up at the picture of all  three of you jumping, covered in paint. You climbed into the bed,  pouring you each a glass and handing one to Jack. "You can get  comfortable." you laughed.

Jack  stripped to just his t shirt and boxers and climbed into the bed with  you, both of you sitting against the headboard. "It's funny. I always  think that one of you is going to get jealous or mad at the other, but  I've never seen you fight. Not once. Joe actually seemed turned on by  the fact that we were going to be alone." He laughed, taking a sip of  his drink.

"We don't  really fight, but we argue." you laughed. "Every couple does. We just  refuse to go to bed upset at each other. Even if that means we don't go  to bed until 6 in the morning."

Jack  crossed his legs and turned to face you. "But hasn't one of you ever  gotten jealous when you're WITH someone else? Like, have I ever made you  two argue?" he asked, looking down at his glass.

"Awww,  Jack." you leaned over and kissed him on the cheek. "You've only made  our lives better, babe. You've never caused any problems."

Jack  looked back up at you and smiled. "So you wouldn't be secretly mad if  Joe and I did actually mess around while you were in L.A.?"

"Don't  get me wrong, I'll be jealous, but not in a bad way." you laughed. "Joe  and I work as a couple because we trust each other and we're honest  with each other. We knew all about each others kinks way before we were  an actual couple."

"That's true." Jack replied. "How many people have you two, you know...invited to join?"

"He  had a threesome before I met him, but he was my first. It was Joe,  Emily, and I, but we had both been with girls and guys. Emily and I  practically dated our first year of college." You answered, noticing the  smile on Jack's face when you mentioned Emily. "Other than Emily,  you're the only person we've been together with."

"Really?" Jack asked, shocked.

"Yes, really. What did you think?" you asked, giggling at the look on Jack's face.

"I don't know. I guess I just assumed you two had other 'friends'" Jack replied, doing air quotes.

"Nope.  We just like you." You smiled. "Plus, didn't you tell me you'd been in  guy/guy/girl, and a guy/girl/girl threesomes before?"

"I  may have fibbed." Jack smiled, blushing. "I had been with two girls,  but Joe is the first guy I've done anything with. I just didn't want you  two to baby me."

"Aaahhhh, that explains the nerves. You got a good first, though." you said, filling both of your glasses again.

"Y/n,  There's no way I can tell him that I want to...you know." Jack started  stressing again, downing half of his drink. "He's just going to laugh at  me."

"Jack, you can tell him." you laughed. "And he isn't going to laugh. He's probably going to drool and tackle you to the floor."

"Yeah right." Jack replied, putting his glass down and laying his head in your lap.

You  started to run your fingers through Jack's hair. "Seriously, how do you  not see the way he looks at you? That morning after the first night you  stayed over, Joe couldn't stop talking about you." When Jack didn't  respond, you continued. "The other night we were talking about how much  fun we were all going to have when Emily got here and Joe actually got  jealous that we weren't going to have you to ourselves." You laughed.

"She's dating that asshole. Why would her moving here change anything?" He asked, nuzzling further into your lap.

"Maybe because she's single and crushing on this YouTuber. I think his name is Jack?" You teased.

Sitting up, Jack looked at you. "No..." he replied, waiting for the 'just kidding'.

"Oh,  for sure. She's actually really excited to see you again. And she  doesn't even know about our weird little family." You laughed.

"I  fancied her quite a bit when I met her, but then she started dating  that douche bag." Jack replied. "I'm happy she dumped him." He said,  reaching for his glass.

"Okay, back to  the topic at hand." You said, after agreeing that you were happy Emily  dumped the dead beat. "Do you really want what you talked about? I want  to make sure it's something you actually want to do, not just something  you want to fantasize about."

"No, I  really want to try it, but I don't even know where to start. And I'm way  too much of a pussy to talk to Joe about it." Jack replied, shaking his  head and finishing his drink.

"No,  you're not." You argued, setting both of your glasses down. "And I can  educate you a bit." You said, scooting over and pulling Jack into a  kiss.

"What was that for?" Jack smiled against your lips.

"Just an ice breaker." You giggled, pulling off Joe's t shirt that you were wearing.

"Consider it broken." Jack laughed.

"Oh, shit. I need to tell Joe we made it home." You said, scrambling off of the bed to grab your phone.

You - "We're home. I'm sorry. I got sidetracked."

Joe - "lol, thank you for texting. I was getting worried. And I'm jealous of whatever is sidetracking you. ;)"

You - "Oh, you should be. BUT It's all apart of something you're going to LOVE, so give us at least a half hour. ;) Love you."

Joe - "Love you, too. I'll be here for a while. Josh and I have been taking shots and dancing. This kids a riot."

You - "You love it and you know it. Just be safe. <3"

Joe - "He's growing on me. <3"

Walking  back into the bedroom, you found Jack laying in the middle of the bed  staring up at the newly hung photo. "It's all good." you said, crawling  to straddle his middle. "I told him we made it and he's currently  shitfaced and dancing with Josh." you leaned down to kiss him, slipping  your hands underneath his t shirt.

"He gives Josh a lot of shit, but I know he loves him." Jack laughed, sliding his hands up your back.

"That's  what I told him." you laughed, sitting up. "Now strip, boy." you said,  rolling off of Jack and stripping out of the rest of your clothes.

"So demanding." Jack replied, undressing and laying back down. "Joe grabbed my ass at the bar."

"Sounds  about right." you replied, grabbing something from the nightstand and  joining Jack on the bed. "He's real handsy when he's drunk. And of  course there's always the fact that he wants to fuck you." you said,  kissing your way down Jack's tummy.

"I  still don't believe that." Jack said, gasping when you took him in your  mouth. "Not that I'm complaining, but how is this educational?"

Pulling  your mouth off of him with a *pop*, you said "You'll see. Just relax,  love." Taking Jack back into your mouth, you opened the little bottle of  lube you grabbed from the night stand, putting a bit on your fingers.

"I'm definitely relaxed." he said, going up on his elbows to get a better view.

Putting  your other hand under his knee and lifting his leg, you silently  instructed him to bend his knees, pulling them up and sitting his feet  on the bed. While you were slowly bobbing up and down, you started  sliding your slippery fingers from Jack's balls to his ass, just running  your finger back and forth without any pressure.

"Holy shit." Jack said, sitting up a bit more. "I get the educational part, now."

"Calm down, love. Lay all the way back and relax." You said, trying to get Jack to relax and enjoy it.

"That is easier than it sounds. You're in uncharted territory." he chuckled.

"Then you're in for a real treat." you smiled up at Jack, taking him back in your mouth.

"You're  so fucking sexy." He said, staring down at your mouth stretched around  his dick. After you could feel him relax a bit, you added a little  pressure with your finger, hearing Jack's breath hitch. You took him as  far in your mouth as you could, humming against his sensitive flesh, and  started to slide one tiny finger into Jack. "Oh, fuck me." Jack said, grabbing at the bed sheets on either side of him.

You  knew that the more stimulation the better, so you started running your  other hand over his skin. Over his stomach and up and down his inner  thigh, starting to move your finger in and out of him. After he had  fully adjusted to one, you pressed a second finger to his opening,  slowly and gently sliding them all the way into Jack.

Jack continued moaning and wriggling around on the bed. "Y/n" Jack said, mixed with swears.

"Are you okay?" you asked, not moving your fingers, but keeping them inside of Jack.

Jack nodded, going back up on his elbows. "It feels like your whole hand is inside of me." Jack said.

"Babe, you've only got two fingers." you chuckled, continuing to stroke his dick with your hand so you could talk to him.

"No way." Jack said, making you laugh at the expression on his face.

"Patience, love." you said, bending your fingers up towards yourself inside Jack.

"Ah! What was that?" He asked, falling flat on the bed.

"That, you beautiful boy, was your prostate." you smiled, bending your fingers to run over it again.

"Oh, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck." He muttered. "Do it again."

Sliding  a third finger in, you heard Jack moan, bucking into your hand. "Can I  tell you how much I love this? Watching you get lost in it?" you asked,  curling your fingers to hit that sweet spot, again. All you got from  Jack was a deep moan and his body jumping every time you brushed your  fingers over that tiny trigger. "Want to try a toy?"

Jack let his breathing calm a bit, going back up on his elbows. "Will it hurt?" he asked, looking at you with those baby blues.

"Not now." you answered, honestly. "You're three fingers in, love."

Jack  nodded yes. "I want to try." he answered, moaning as you slowly pulled  your fingers out of him. "This is not how I thought my night would end."  Jack chuckled, leaning up to pull you into a kiss.

"I'll  be right back." you said, pushing him back down onto the bed. Walking  back to him with the larger of your two plugs, you sat back down between  Jack's legs.

"That looks so much bigger than your fingers." Jack said, seeing what you had in your hand.

"It's  not actually. And this is a little smaller than Joe's dick, so you're  good." you winked at him, trying to make him laugh so he'd relax.

You  added lube to the toy and took Jack back in your mouth, pressing the  tip of it into Jack. "I'm so fucking nervous." He said, grabbing at the  sheets.

"You're fine,  babe, but you need to relax. Would I hurt you?" You asked him, stroking  him firmly with your hand. You slowly twisted the toy, pressing it bit  by bit further into Jack.

"No. I know you wouldn't. I'm just freaking out." Jack answered honestly. "I still can't talk to Joe about it."

"I mean, I can talk to him if you want." you said, the widest part of the toy sliding into Jack.

Jack moaned, bucking up into your hand. "Jesus, that's weird."

"Bad, weird? or good, weird?" you asked, crawling up Jack to kiss him.

"Definitely  good, weird." He answered, slipping his arms around you and turning the  two of you over. "And I need to tell him. I'll probably call you every  15 minutes trying to chicken out, though." he laughed, dropping his lips  to your chest and leaving little bites across your collarbone.

Reaching over to the nightstand, you grabbed a condom. "Come on, Maynard. I've been suffering in silence." you pouted.

"Yes, ma'am." Jack said, smirking down at you. When he sat back on his knees, you heard him groan.

"You good?" you asked.

"It's hitting that spot." He wiggled a bit, starting to breath a little heavier.

"I told you you'd like it." you laughed, watching Jack roll on the condom.

"You  look so proud of yourself." Jack said, laying between your legs and  lining himself up with you. You went to reply, but Jack thrust fully  into you in one go.

"Oh,  fuck me." you said, dragging your nails down the skin of his back. Jack  was unrelenting, not being gentle after the slow torture you put him  through. After he came, he pulled out of you, kissing his way down your  torso to finish getting you off with his always talented mouth.

The  two of you laid there coming down from your temporary highs. "Lets get  you cleaned up, love." you said, pulling Jack up to walk to the shower.

"Oh my god, this is so weird." Jack said, walking a bit funny with the plug still in his ass.

"Honey, I wore that to dinner the night at the Moxy hotel." you laughed, turning the shower on.

"You're nuts." Jack laughed, stepping into the shower with your help.

"Come here." You said, telling Jack to turn and face the wall. "Spread 'em." you chuckled.

"Now you sound like Joe." Jack laughed, stopping when your fingers gripped the base of the toy.

"I'll go slow, but you need to relax. Tell me if I need to stop." You said, slowly twisting the toy.

"Y/n." Jack groaned, his hands bracing him against the shower wall.

"Almost."  you said, seeing the toy fully slide out of him. "You're done, love."  You pressed a kiss between his shoulder blades, stepping out of the  shower to properly wash the toy and put it away.

When  you stepped back in the shower, Jack pulled you to his chest. "Thank  you." he said, pulling you under the hot water. "I know that a lot of  people would judge the shit out of the three of us if they knew anything  about our personal lives, but you're an amazing friend." he said,  pressing a kiss to the top of your head.

"You too." you said, looking up at him. "I'm a lucky girl."

When  Joe got home, he found the two of you dressed in boxers and t shirts,  cuddled up in your bed. "Love." He said, louder than he intended,  kissing your temple.

"You're home." you smiled up at him.

"And I'm knackered." he swayed a bit.

"You mean drunk." you laughed, standing up and undressing your boyfriend.

Pushing  him into the bed, he snuggled his back against Jack's chest, pulling  your back to rest against his chest. "Did you two have fun?" Joe asked,  Jack waking up and slipping his arms around the two of you.

"Your girlfriend is crazy." Jack mumbled, burying his face in Joe's neck.

"You already knew that." Joe laughed.

"Go to sleep." you said, playfully slapping Jack's arm.

"I like being in the middle." Joe mumbled, his arms pulling you a bit tighter against his chest.

When  your alarm woke you up, Joe and Jack were still passed out, Joe laying  across Jack's chest. Snapping a picture on your phone, you grabbed Joe's  phone and snapped another picture. Opening the "notes" app you inserted  the picture of your two boys and wrote them a little note. You signed  it "Love, Y/n. Ps, have a little fun while I'm gone."

You got dressed and ordered your car for the airport.

You had been in L.A. for three whole days before you finally got the "I can't do this" text from Jack.

You - "What's wrong, love?"

Jack  - "I did what you said. I've been wearing the toy for a while and I'm  going over to see Joe in like 20 minutes and I'm freaking the fuck out."

You called him. "Calm down, Jack." You chuckled.

"I  can't calm down." Jack whispered into the phone. You heard Josh ask  'who are you talking to?' and Jack answering 'just a friend'. You were  cracking up.

"Babe, you're going to be fine. Go see Joe. If you have to chicken out, he'll never know." You tried to calm him down.

"He'll know. Joe always knows everything." He replied.

"He  just wants you to think that." You laughed. "But seriously. He's one of  your best friends. Go and chill for a bit and text me if you need to."

"I'm heading out." He replied, sounding a bit calmer. "How the fuck did you wear this in public?" Jack asked.

"Tell me you figured out how to walk normally." You chuckled.

"Yeah, but I feel like everyone knows." Jack laughed. "I literally have a secret up my ass."

"I wish I was going to be there for Joe to find it." You replied.

"Don't  be jealous. We both know I'm going to chicken out." He said, the car he  ordered honking when it pulled up. "I have to go, love."

"Have fun!" You laughed. "I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we already know how that ended."

"Oh I remember it." Jack replied. "I'll text you in a bit."

"Okay. Love you, you big chicken."

"Fuck off." He scoffed. "Love you, too."

Jack walked up to the front door. "Get your shit together, Maynard." He said, turning the handle and walking in.

"Jack!"  Joe called from the back of the house. "My bloody girlfriend leaves and  I don't see you all week." Joe walked up to Jack, wrapping his arms  around him.

"Oh hush, you drama queen. I was here two  days ago." Jack laughed, hugging Joe. "And to be fair, your girlfriend  is really hot."

Joe laughed, poking Jack in the side. "I knew you only stuck around for y/n!" Jack tried to dodge the jabs, but he felt the toy and moaned a bit. "You okay, mate?" Joe asked.

"I'm fine." Jack smiled. "Just pulled a muscle earlier."

"Its 6 in the afternoon,  stop acting like you didn't just get out of bed. What did you do? Pull a  muscle wanking?" Joe laughed, walking to the kitchen.

'If only you knew' Jack thought to himself. About an hour later, Jack text you.

Jack - "I can't do it."

Jack - "I want to and I'm literally ready, but I keep starting to talk about it and change the subject. I. Can't. Do. It."

You - "Just walk up to him and kiss him. Easy as that."

Jack - "Easy for you to say."

You - "You've never been insecure with us. You have no reason to start now."

Jack - "Its hopeless, love. :("

When  Jack sent the last text, you decided to give them a boost...so you text  Joe. One thing you could always count on with you and Joe is that you  listened to each other. "Don't  read this out loud or tell Jack I sent it. Put your phone down and go  kiss him. Love you, baby. <3" You smiled, knowing that Jack would be a  little braver with Joe afterwards. "Love you more. <3" Joe text back.

Jack  was walking back from the kitchen when Joe pulled him into a kiss. He  rested his hands on Jack's hips and backed him up to the wall, one step  at a time. Kissing down Jack's jaw, Joe slipped his hands under Jack's  shirt.

"She text you, didn't she?" Jack asked, running his fingers up into Joe's hair.

"She just told me I should kiss you." Joe answered. "Which I'm always happy to do."

"That's  all she said?" Jack asked, whimpering a bit when Joe dropped his hands  to Jack's ass, his fingers digging into his flesh.

"That's all she said. You can check my phone." Joe replied, curious about what was going on.

"Remind  me to thank her." Jack said, lifting Joe's arms to link around Jack's  neck. Jack leaned doing and picked Joe up by his thighs, Joe wrapping  his legs around Jack.

"You  should have just kissed me, love." Joe kissed Jack, his tongue sliding  against Jack's bottom lip, silently asking permission to deepen the  kiss.

Jack  slowly walked to Joe's bedroom, Joe's legs still wrapped around his  waist. Jack shook his head, burying his face in Joe's neck. "I  couldn't."

"Aww, you're cute when you're shy." Joe chuckled, waiting for Jack to face him again.

"More like pathetic." Jack scoffed, looking at Joe.

"Not a chance, love." Joe replied, pressing his lips to Jack's "You can talk to me, you know."

"Can I just show you?" Jack asked, allowing Joe to deepen the kiss again, feeling Joe nod.

Stumbling  down the hallway, Jack lowered Joe to the bed, stripping out of his own  shirt and pulling Joe's off of him. "This must be what you and y/n  'talked' about the other night." Joe said, sitting up and pulling Jack  to stand between his legs.

Jack  watched as Joe unbuttoned Jack's shorts, pushing them down his legs  with his boxers. Looking up at Jack, Joe took Jack's fully hard dick in  his hand, swirling his tongue over the tip. "Oh, fuck me." Jack said,  running his fingers into Joe's hair, feeling his lips slide around him.

"I'd love to." Joe smirked up at Jack, thinking he was being cheeky.

Putting  his hands on either side of Joe's face, Jack ducked down to press a  kiss to his mouth, capturing Joe's bottom lip between his teeth as he  pulled away. "Really. I want you to fuck me." Jack said, pushing Joe  back on the bed and pulling his shorts and boxers off of him.

Joe  looked Jack's naked body up and down before staring up at the nervous  expression on his face. "Don't tease me, love." Joe said, making sure  Jack wasn't just fucking with him.

"I'm not." Jack replied, going to the nightstand to grab a condom and the bottle of lube.

When  Jack turned to face the nightstand, Joe saw the small base of the toy  Jack had been wearing in preparation. "Jesus, Jack." Joe said, his hand  dropping to slowly stroke himself.

Jack  handed him the condom and the bottle and crawled onto the bed. Laying  on his back with his knees pulled towards his chest, Jack reached down  and started twisting the toy. "Joe", he breathed heavily. He couldn't  help the moans that escaped his mouth.

Crawling  to kneel in front of Jack, Joe swatted his hands away. "Let me,  gorgeous." He said, one hand circling Jack's cock while the other  gripped the toy, slowly twisting it and sliding it in and out of him.

Jack's eyes were shut tight and he kept moaning "Joe" over and over again.

"You're  doing great, love. God, you look amazing." Joe kept praising Jack. When  he pulled the toy completely out of him, he set it down on the  nightstand and put the condom on, adding lube. "Open your eyes, Jack."

Watching  Joe crawl over to hover above him, Jack's whole body flushed pink,  feeling so exposed. Jack reached up and pulled Joe's lips down to his.  "I've never done this before." He confessed.

"Don't worry, love." Joe said, leaning down to kiss Jack one more time. "I promise I'll take care of you."

"I know." Jack nodded.

Joe  held his own almost painfully hard erection in his hand, running the  tip back and forth over Jack's entrance. "Are you ready?" Joe asked, his  other hand stroking Jack.

"Yeah." Jack answered, gasping as Joe slowly pressed the tip of his dick into Jack. "I'm okay." Jack said when Joe stopped.

"Tell me if I need to stop." Joe said, sliding further into Jack a little at a time until he was fully inside of him.

When Joe hit Jack's prostate, Jack's muscles clenched around Joe. "Oh, fuck." Jack called out.

"Jesus." Joe moaned, feeling Jack's muscles pulse around him. "Can I move?" He asked, dropping to hover over Jack.

"Just go slow." Jack replied, his hands running over Joe's body.

Joe  gently pulled out and thrust back into Jack, muttering little nothings  to him, gradually picking up speed. Adjusting his angle, Joe thrust  fully into Jack.

"Ah, there. Do that again." Jack  called out, reaching down to stroke his own throbbing dick, precome  leaking against his belly. "Fuck yes. Right there." Jack pulled his  knees up a bit, his mouth hanging open and his eyes squeezed shut.

Quickening  his pace, Joe didn't hold back. "I could never get sick of watching you  like this." Joe said, getting cockier with every whimper and every moan  Jack made. "Talk to me, love." Joe said when Jack got quiet.

"I can't." Jack replied, moaning Joe's name when he slowed down. "Please don't stop." He begged, looking up at Joe.

"Come on, baby boy." Joe said, continuing to hit that sweet spot inside of Jack, close to his own orgasm.

"Joe, I'm gonna cum." Jack said, squeezing his hand around the base of his dick, trying to delay his climax.

"Don't  hold back." Joe said, his thrusts falling out of rythym as he felt his  gut tighten and his orgasm wash over him. He reached down and stroked  Jack through his climax, Jack leaving little lines of cum across his own  belly.

"Ah, fuck. Joe." Jack moaned, feeling Joe  hitting his prostate as he came. "It's too much." He cried out, his body  on sensory overload.

"You're alright, love." Joe  said, gently pulling out of Jack. Joe went to the bathroom to grab a wet  rag and to throw his condom away. Walking back to Jack, he smiled down  at the beautiful spent body laying on his bed. Skin still flushed pink  and wet with sweat. "Let me clean you up." Joe said, running the warm  rag over Jack's skin.

"I can do that." Jack said, trying to cover his body.

Joe  stopped him, leaning down to meet Jack's lips in a sweet and loving  kiss. "Let me take care of you." He said, pushing Jack's sweaty hair out  of his eyes.

Jack nodded, watching Joe clean up his  stomach and run the rag down between his legs. "Joe." Jack gasped,  feeling oddly exposed. "You don't have to..."

"Jack."  Joe interrupted him. "Let. Me. Take. Care. Of. You." He said, kissing  his way up Jack's legs. "I WANT to take care of you." Joe looked down at  him, waiting for a response.

Jack nodded and smiled, laying back and letting Joe fuss over him.

When  both of the boys were cleaned up, Joe pulled back the covers, crawling  underneath and opening his arms for Jack to join him. "Come here,  love."

Jack crawled to lay across Joe's chest. "Thank you." he said, tracing patterns into the skin of Jack's side.

"I  should be thanking you." Joe replied, flipping a piece of Jack's hair  between his fingers. "Y/n probably told you, but I've wanted to spend  some alone time with you for a while" Joe confessed.

"She did, but I didn't believe it." Jack replied. "I'm glad she was right."

"She  usually is." Joe laughed. "Get some sleep, love. We'll wake up and eat  in a bit." Joe leaned down to press a kiss to Jack's hair.

Jack  adjusted how he was laying, slipping a leg between Joe's. "We should  tell Y/n when we wake up. She's probably waiting at the edge of her  seat." Jack laughed.

"We'll have to send her a dirty picture, later." Joe replied.

"I'm in." Jack mumbled. "Sweet dreams, Joe."

"Sweet dreams, Jack."

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Never Have I Ever Had A Threesome 4 (Jack x Joe x Reader)

Part 4 in this series. This chapter contains kinkier sex scenes than the other three. This includes spanking, the use of sex toys, and pink fluffy handcuffs. (Is anal sex a warning?) Enjoy my smutty brain. The last 3 chapters in this saga will be more like the first 3. This chapter was mixed with the "Jack with pink fuzzy handcuffs" prompt based on his instagram photo.

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Jack and Oli had a wild night at the Moxy hotel. The new location for this trendy Hotel chain was throwing a week long party and inviting all sorts of celebrities for the opening night. Jack and Oli thought they had seen it all. They walked through rooms with people dressed in gimp suits, rooms with handcuffs and riding crops, and a room with blindfolds and feathers. While the opening night was amazing, Jack learned that for the rest of the week you could rent private time in an assortment of rooms for you and a partner.

Jack - "Anyway you and Y/n can get away for a couple of days?"

Joe - "I'd have to reschedule a few videos. Why?"

Jack - "I want you to come to Berlin. By tomorrow night."

Joe - "I swear you and Y/n are the most random people I've ever met. Why on earth should I rush to Berlin, lol?"

Jack - "Look at my Instagram post."

Jack - "Now."

Joe scrolled through his Instagram feed looking for Jack's latest post. Finally finding it, he saw the pink fluffy cuffs and something leather in the background. "Moxy?" Joe said outloud, pulling up the website. Reading about their rather risqué themed week, Joe text Jack back.

Joe - "When do we need to be there?"

Jack - "I knew you'd come. ;) Tomorrow night has an opening for a private session in two rooms. Be here by midday?"

Joe - "I'll look up flights. Don't tell y/n."

Jack - "My lips are sealed. Text me when you have your tickets."

Booking the plane tickets, Joe sent their itinerary to Jack. "Babe?" he called, walking downstairs.

"Yes, love?" you replied, washing your hands. You were currently cleaning up after dinner.

"I have a surprise and I don't want you asking any questions." He said, walking up and hopping onto the counter next to you.

"OOooo, tell me what I need to do." you smiled up at Joe, drying your hands.

"First, come here." Joe opened his arms. Walking to stand between his legs, you slipped your hands under his shirt to rest on the skin of his sides. "We're going on a trip, but I'm going to pack our bag. That way you can't try to figure it out." He continued, pulling you in for a kiss.

"I love your surprises, so I'm okay with that." you smiled against his lips. "Anything I need to do?" you asked, noticing the obvious bulge in Joe's shorts.

"Just don't post anything about it. In fact, stay off of social media. It'll ruin the surprise. We have to have to fly under the radar." he answered, his fingers tangling into your hair to gently pull your head back, exposing your neck. "We're going to go have some fun with our boy." Joe said, sucking pink marks into the sensitive skin of your neck, a chill running through your body.

Joe was very gentle with you 99% of the time, but when his demanding dominant side slipped out, you were putty in his hands. Your moans assured him you liked where his surprise was going. "OOooo, a sneaky surprise. When do we leave?" you asked, feeling Joe grip your hair just a bit tighter.

Joe sat up and looked down at you, running his fingers over the marks he had left. "Car will be here in the morning at 8." He answered, letting go of your hair and pulling you in for another kiss. "But for now..." Joe trailed off, hopping off the counter and pulling you to the bedroom.

After some much enjoyed one on one time, you and Joe decided to get some sleep. Joe woke up a bit early to start packing. All you knew is that you were going to meet Jack somewhere. Joe told you to dress comfy and that he'd pack everything you needed. "Love." Joe sat down next to where you were curled up on the couch. "Wake up, babe." Joe gently shook your shoulder.

"Time to go?" you asked, stretching.

"Car will be here in a minute." he smiled at you, kissing your cheek. "I'm so lucky." Joe said, reaching over to tuck your hair behind your ear.

"What are you on about?" you smiled at your boyfriend.

"Just you. I couldn't have asked for someone more perfect for me." He answered, looking to the door when a car horn sounded. "Come on, love."

"I'm the lucky one." you replied, reaching up to peck him on the lips before helping him load the car up.

Thankfully, Joe had given you time to pack your own purse. You grabbed a large handbag, your toiletries and your make-up would in smaller bags inside your bag. A few weeks back you had decided to make a personal purchase at your local adult store. You had been thinking about what it would be like to have both Joe and Jack inside you at the same time and you knew that it was on Joe's list of things he wanted to do. You had started using your new little toys in your private time, just starting to get comfortable with the bigger of the two wearable plugs when Joe surprised you with this trip. "Perfect timing." you thought, packing the larger of the two in your make-up bag.

The two of you watched The Goonies in the airport while you waited for your flight. The flight wasn't too long, so you stayed awake, cuddling up and talking. "Babe, you'll never guess what Emily told me." you said, remembering the conversation you had yesterday with your best friend. She was going to try to move to London soon, so she would be staying with the two of you for a while.

"Her boyfriend is moving with her?" Joe scoffed, hating the guy she had briefly dated. Joe had met Emily on the same L.A. trip he met you on. She had only joined in on your bedroom shenanigans once since she had started dating someone straight after, but Joe always felt really protective of her. Partially because she was your best friend, but she really was just a great person and she didn't deserve the crap guys she put up with.

"She dumped him like a month ago, thankfully." you laughed. "No, she likes Jack!"

"What?!" Joe turned to face you with a big smile on his face. "Does she know about US and Jack?" he whispered.

"Nope." you replied. "I want to try to hook those two up when she finally gets to London."

"Definitely." Joe pulled you closer to him. "They met in L.A., right?"

"They did. And I happen to know that Jack fancied her a bit." You added.

"Oh, we're definitely going to have some fun with those two."

The conversation was tucked away for a later date when it was announced over the loud speaker that you'd be landing soon. "I'm so excited." You said, putting your seat belt back on.

"You don't even know what's going on." Joe laughed.

"I'm flying with MY favorite person to be with OUR favorite person." You said, pulling Joe into a sweet quick kiss. "I don't need to know anything else."

Joe smiled, putting his arm around you to wait out the last bit of the flight. "I told you. I am so lucky."

Finally able to turn his phone back on, Joe text Jack.

Joe - "Hey, buddy. We just landed. What's the plan?"

Jack - "I'm still out with Oli, but he leaves in a few hours. Go to the Moxy and give them my name. They have a note in there to give you a key. Make sure you eat lunch. We have dinner reservations at 5 :)"

Joe - "Will do. See you in a bit. ;)"

Jack - "Don't have too much fun without me."

Joe - "Wouldn't dream of it, love."

For the most part, the hotel was inconspicuous. From the entrance and lobby you couldn't tell that anything special was going on aside from the hotel's grand opening. After eating and settling into the room, you hopped in the shower, leaving Joe to sort out the bag.

Pulling out your toiletries and make-up bags, you slipped out your little toy, adding a bit of lube to your fingers and to the toy. While one hand gently and slowly pressed it's fingers into your ass, first one and then two, the other hand was getting you off. Each making the other better. The still unfamiliar sensation of something in your ass made your orgasms unbelievable and your orgasm relaxed your body and made putting your toy in a lot easier. Once it was secure and you were comfortable, you hopped in the shower.

Joe set out one of your dresses and his favorite lingerie for dinner and an outfit for himself, crawling into the bed in his boxers to wait for you to finish drying your hair in the bathroom. Walking into the room in just a towel, you saw the nice clothes Joe had laid out. Not wanting to wrinkle your dress, you picked up one of Jack's shirts and slipped it on over the lingerie.

Joe got up to take a shower, but walked to you first. "You look good in his shirt." He said, pulling you to him and connecting your lips. "I'll be out in a few."

"You could have just joined me." you said, not letting him go.

"All in good time, love." He replied, tickling your sides so you'd let him go. "Jack should be here soon."

"I'm excited for whatever you two are planning." you called out, exploring the room you were staying in. Not long after the shower started, you heard the hotel room door open.

"You look good in my shirt." Jack said, dropping his stuff by the door.

"That's what Joe said." you replied, going up on your tip toes to kiss him. "He's in the shower."

"Is he now?" Jack asked, starting to strip out of his clothes. "Behave." Jack said, leaning down to kiss you again before walking into the bathroom and closing the door.

"NOT FAIR!" You called out, walking up to the door to listen, not really able to hear anything but the shower.

"Y/n, I know you're right on the other side of the door." Joe laughed. "We can't plan if you're listening."

"Fine, fine." You sighed.

Joe cracked the door and stuck his head out. "Why don't you start getting ready, love." He said before making a 'yip' noise. "Jack, that is not yours." Joe laughed.

"It just looked so cute." you heard Jack reply.

"You guys are so mean to me." you pouted at Joe, wanting to be on the other side of the door with them.

"You'll get yours, love. I promise." Joe pulled you into a quick kiss.

When everyone was finally dressed and ready, Jack called for a car. He had planned a nice dinner out for the three of you in a restaurant with small private rooms. The last thing he wanted to worry about was someone spotting you being too intimate in public. Dinner was very relaxed, but you couldn't really eat much. The anticipation of what was coming later kept your stomach full of butterflies. The fact that you could feel your toy inside you every time you moved wasn't helping.

"Room for dessert?" The waiter asked.

"None for me, thank you." you answered, looking to the other two. They both declined and Joe asked for the check. "So am I allowed to know anything yet?" you asked, Joe shaking his head no and smirking. "Not even a little hint?" you said, sliding up to Jack. "Just a tiny clue?" You whispered in his ear, catching his earlobe between your teeth, your hand sliding up his thigh.

"You're going to love it." Jack groaned.

Joe slid up beside you and put his hand over yours on Jack's thigh. Putting his lips against your ear, he spoke in a low firm voice. "Baby girl, I will put you over my knee and spank that pretty little ass of yours right here in this restaurant if you ask anymore questions." You could feel goosebumps rising on your skin. Turning your face to his, you nodded, seeing the glint of mischief in his eyes. Whatever they were planning had Joe beyond excited. Joe pressed his lips against yours before moving back to where he was originally sitting.

When you looked back at Jack his wide eyes were staring at Joe and he had put his hand over yours, still on his upper thigh. "You two are going to be the death of me." he said, his eyes moving to your lips.

"Not a bad way to go." you laughed, pressing your lips to his.

When you got back to the hotel room, you excused yourself to use the restroom. Slipping out of your dress, you gently started wiggling the toy that was still inside you. Now that you had been wearing it for a few hours, just moving it turned you on. Wanting to surprise the boys, you decided not to wear it for whatever they had planned. You'd be able to keep your plan a secret for a bit longer. Grasping the base of the plug, you slowly pulled it out, moving it in and out of you a few times to make sure you had fully adjusted to the size. You couldn't help the few moans that slipped out of your mouth, hearing the boys go silent on the other side of the door.

"Love, are you starting without us?" Joe called from the room.

"Mind your business." you replied, laughing. You washed the toy and put it back in your make-up bag, making sure to keep the tiny bottle of lube with you. Redressing, you walked out of the bathroom and were greeted by Joe and Jack, sitting on the edge of the bed. "So what's next?" You asked.

"Are you ready?" Joe asked, standing up to wrap his arms around you.

"More than ready." you smiled up at your boyfriend.

"Lets go, lovebirds." Jack said, smacking Joe on the ass and walking to the door.

"Hey, you behave!" Joe laughed, turning to Jack. "Don't think I won't spank you, too."

Jack laughed, but you could see him gulp and his cheeks redden. "It looks like he likes that idea." you said, kissing Jack on the cheek.

Jack led you and Joe down to the elevator and up to the top floor of the building. When the doors opened, the corridor was lit with pink lights and decorated in all black and white. "Do you have a reservation?" a lady dressed in all black asked Jack.

"We do. It's under Maynard." Jack replied, handing her a two pink cards. He leaned closer to the lady and whispered "It's a surprise, so don't read the reservation out loud."

"Of course, sir." she smiled, handing Jack two room keys. "There is another desk at the end of this hall. They will get you anything you need and can answer any questions." She pointed down the corridor. "Will you be needing any assistance?"

"We're good." he said, thanking her and leading us down the hall. When he found the first room, he slid the card in the key reader and opened the door.

You walked in and stopped a moment to take in the scene. There was a king sized bed fitted out with all black bedding and pink furry pillows. There was a wall full of things to play with, too. Furry handcuffs, massive feathers, leather switches, blindfolds, etc. When you turned to face the boys, they were just watching you explore the room. "What are you thinking, love?" Jack asked.

"I'm thinking that I'm a very lucky girl." you answered, walking up to the pair.

Jack pulled you in for a kiss, his hands reaching around and unzipping your dress. You realized it was a distraction when Joe slipped a blindfold over your eyes. "Do you trust us, love?" Joe asked, pulling your hair to the side to kiss down the back of your neck.

"Of course." you answered, holding on to Jack in front of you. Joe slipped your dress off of your shoulders and jack steadied you as you stepped out of it, your lingerie following the dress.

"Keep the heels on." Jack instructed, holding you steady as he walked you backwards to a specific spot.

"Babe, you have to tell us if you're uncomfortable, okay?" Joe asked, his fingers circling your wrists. Joe always made sure you felt loved and safe even when he wanted to be in charge.

"I know, love." you said, feeling him secure something fuzzy to your wrists. "OOooo, I already like where this is going." It was weird not seeing what was going on, but you trusted both of them and knew that you were going to be taken care of.

Jack connected the handcuffs to a loop that was hanging from the ceiling, leaving you standing in just your heels with your arms secured above you. "We're going to play a game." Jack said behind you, his fingers barely grazing your skin as they traced down your sides, making your body shiver.

"One of us is going to touch you and you have to guess who it is." Joe said, his hands sliding up your ribs to caress your breasts. "If you get it wrong, you're going to get a little punishment." He leaned in and kissed your lips. "Okay?"

"Bring it on." you smirked.

You could feel a hand slowly sliding up the inside of your thigh. "That's Joe." you said quickly, feeling his fingernails and knowing that Jack didn't have any.

"Good guess." Jack said.

"Not a guess. I know you boys pretty well." you smiled. The next touch was a mouth, sucking one of your nipples to a hard peak. "That's Jack." you said confidently, knowing that Jack had a tendency to use his teeth. Something that you quite enjoyed.

"Right again." Joe said, standing flush against you and sliding his hands around to squeeze your ass. "I doubt you'll get this one." he said, backing away. The only thing you could feel was a tongue pushing it's way between your folds, lapping at your clit.

You moaned and tried to push forward for more friction, but the person moved back, leaving you wanting more. You couldn't think of any way to figure out who that was, so you decided just to guess Jack.

"How on earth did you get that?" You heard Jack ask from below you.

"I told you, I know you boys very well." you smirked, faking confidence in your guess. Jack leaned forward and started pleasuring you with his tongue again, holding you still by the backs of your thighs.

"You look a little too smug." Joe said, Jack pulling away from you. "I think we're going to up the ante and distract you a bit." You could feel something soft start to tickle the skin of your stomach.

"A feather?" you guessed. "Joe, you know I'm ticklish." you squirmed, feeling a second feather tickle the inside of your thighs. You could feel someone's hands groping at your breasts.

"Joe?" you guessed, still squirming from the feathers teasing your skin.

"Wrong." Jack said, the feathers leaving your skin. You didn't feel anything for a second before you felt a light stinging ripple across your ass cheeks.

"Oh, fuck." you let your knees buckle a bit before catching yourself. "I don't think I'm going to mind getting a few of these wrong." you said, feeling someone's hand trace over the faint pink lines the flogger left on your skin. That earned you a second go with the flogger. You groaned, backing your ass up into the hand that smoothed over your skin.

"God, you're so sexy." Joe said, placing a kiss between your shoulder blades. 'So it was Joe' you thought, loving that your boyfriend was getting to explore something new you two hadn't done together before.

You could feel the feathers tickle your skin again, and then you felt a pair of lips sucking a mark into your collarbone. "That's Joe." you said, feeling like you were pretty certain. Joe loved leaving little temporary marks.

"Good job, baby." He said, capturing your lips in a kiss.

The feathers moved to both of your breasts, lightly tickling your nipples until they were hard and sensitive. You could feel someone pressing light kisses up the back of your thigh, starting at the knee. "I don't know. Umm..Joe." you guessed, too distracted to really tell the difference.

Joe answered you from right in front of you. "Nope." he said, popping the P.

"I've always wanted to do this." you heard Jack say behind you before lightly sinking his teeth into the flesh of your ass.

"Oh, fuck me." you said, feeling Jack's playful bite and the feathers disappearing. This time you didn't just get one swish. You got two, back to back. One from each side. "Do it again." you said, without thinking.

Joe slipped his fingers between your legs, feeling just how turned on you had gotten. "I didn't expect to discover a new kink, baby." Joe chuckled, kissing you. "You really like it?" He asked. When you nodded yes, he put his now wet fingers to your mouth "Open up and we'll do it again." You could taste yourself on his fingers. "Good girl." he said, pulling his fingers away.

You felt two more lashes with the flogger, this time just a little harder. Sure, Joe had spanked you before, but never with anything but his hand. This was an entirely new feeling. "Your skin looks so angry." Jack said, smoothing his hand over the now dark pink lines on your ass. "Did we do it too hard?" he asked.

"No." you answered, shaking your head. "Do it again." you stood with your ass sticking out a bit. You could hear them whispering before you felt the flogger hit your ass again. You felt someone kneeling in front of you, sliding their tongue over your clit and sucking it with their lips. The blindfold made everything so much more intense. You didn't even know who was doing what until you moaned, feeling another softer hit of the flogger.

"Are you alright?" Jack asked from in front of you.

"I'm more than alright." you answered, feeling him continue to pleasure you with his very talented mouth. Your senses were completely overwhelmed and you were about two second from cumming. "Joe." you moaned, letting more of your weight rest on the cuffs around your wrists.

Joe dropped the flogger and put his arms around you from behind, holding your weight. "Come on, baby girl." he said, pressing his lips to the side of your neck.

"Ah, Jack. It's too much." you cried out, your orgasm washing over your body. You laid back against Joe and felt Jack stand, his fingers replacing his tongue. He slowly rubbed up and down your clit, your body shaking with each wave of your climax.

"You are dripping wet." Jack said, pressing his lips to the other side of your neck.

You could feel Jack unclip the cuffs from the loop holding your arms up and they fell to rest around Jack's neck. When your breathing finally calmed down, you giggled a bit. "You two are definitely going to be the death of me."

"Like you said, it wouldn't be a bad way to go." Joe said, slipping your blindfold off and kissing your cheek.

You let your eyes adjust to the light and stood, holding your own weight again. "Come here." Jack said, ducking down a bit to lift you by your thighs, letting you wrap your legs around his waist.

"I like the blindfold, but I kind of like getting to look at you." you said, noticing that they were both completely nude.

Jack walked to the bed and sat down on the edge of it, your legs still wrapped around him. Joe climbed onto the bed behind Jack and removed the cuffs from your wrists, rubbing the pink marks they left there. "You get to choose what's next." Joe said, pulling you into a kiss over Jack's shoulder.

"I may have a surprise for you, too." you said, climbing off of Jack and kicking off your heels. "But first, I want to watch." You scooted up to the headboard of the bed and instructed Jack and Joe to stand up and face each other. "You can't get each other off, but I want to see my boys play a bit."

"Your girlfriend is a fiend." Jack laughed, walking towards Joe.

"She just knows what she likes." Joe smiled, looking Jack up and down. "And what I like." he added, making Jack blush. Joe pressed open mouth kisses down jack's neck, his fingers digging into the flesh of Jack's tiny love handles.

"Aye, don't play with those." Jack laughed, running his fingers up into Joe's hair.

"You like it and you know it." Joe replied, going up on his toes to kiss Jack.

You loved watching the the two of them together, especially now that Jack was so comfortable with Joe. Jack's hands slid down Joe's back to caress his ass, causing Joe to moan. You had a feeling from Jack's earlier reaction to Joe's spanking threat that he might actually want to try it.

"Hey, Jack?" you asked.

"Yes, love?" he answered, turning his head to face you. Joe continued sucking little marks into Jack's skin, his hands roaming Jack's body.

"I'm going to ask you a question and I want you to be honest with me." you said, piquing Joe's interest. Joe turned to face you as well, his arms resting around Jack's middle. Jack nodded, yes. "Do you want to be spanked?" Jack's cheeks flushed red, but he slowly nodded yes, still looking at you. "By me or by Joe?" you asked.

Jack's whole face went red, but he answered. "Either." Jack kept looking at you, not making eye contact with Joe.

"Hey." Joe said, lifting his hand to turn Jack's face to his. "You pick, love. Don't be shy."

Looking back at you and then back to Joe, Jack ducked his head down to hide his face in Joe's neck. "You." he said, kissing his way up Joe's jaw to his lips.

"Bend over the bed and spread 'em." Joe said with a massive smirk on his face. "Flogger or my hands?" Joe asked after Jack had assumed the position.

"Oh, fuck." Jack said, feeling Joe's hands squeezing his ass cheeks. "Hands." Joe startled Jack with the first quick smack, immediately rubbing the skin straight after. "Are you good?" Joe asked, making sure Jack still wanted to do it.

"Fuck, yes." Jack answered.

You watched Joe's slaps get a bit more rough. You decided to reveal your surprise while they were distracted. Dripping lube onto your fingers, you got on your knees and gently pressed your fingers into your ass. You were happy that wearing the plug earlier had made it much easier and feel a lot better. Your moans were what caught the boy's attention.

"Jesus, y/n." Joe said, soothing the red hand prints on Jack's ass with his hand. "Are you..?" he trailed off, watching you close your eyes and throw your head back as you added a third finger.

"Don't stop." You said to the boys. Jack moaned, being caught off guard by Joe's next smack.

"Are we both going to...?" Jack started asking, his hand slowly stroking his now throbbing erection, but he was interrupted by another smack of Joe's hand. "Fuck, that one was hard."

"Sorry, love." Joe said, massaging the cheek he had just slapped.

"Not complaining" Jack said, standing and turning to pull Joe into a kiss.

You grabbed two condoms and your little bottle of lube. "Be gentle with me." you said with a smirk, scooting to the edge of the bed, Joe walking up to slip his arms around you. "I know you wanted me to try taking both of you, so I've been..." You were cut off by Joe's lips smashing against yours.

"You. are. so. amazing." He said between kisses.

You smiled against his lips and pushed him back. "Put these on." You handed each of them a condom, telling Joe to add lube to his once it was on.

"How do you want me, y/n?" Jack asked.

"On your back, here." You instructed him to lay with his back on the bed and his feet on the floor, his ass on the edge of the bed.

Crawling over to straddle his lap facing him, you slowly lowered yourself down onto his impressive girth. Jack was thicker than Joe, so you knew it was best to have Joe in your ass for your first go at this. "I'm not going to last long." Jack said, having been hard since he put you in handcuffs.

"Don't worry. I won't either." Joe added. Jack's hands explored your body while Joe walked to stand behind you, between Jack's legs. "Y/n, you have to tell me what to do." Joe said, slowly and gently slipping one, and then two, fingers inside you.

"Holy shit." You moaned, feeling full just with his fingers. You hadn't practiced having something in both places. "Just go slow."

You leaned forward, resting your weight on your elbows on either side of Jack. Jack pulled your face down to distract you with kisses while Joe slowly pushed himself into you, bit by bit. "Are you okay?" Joe asked, his hand rubbing up and down your back.

"I'm good." You said, burying your face in Jack's neck.

"Babe, you are incredible." Joe coo'd, finally fully sheathed in your ass. "Is it weird to say 'I love you' when you have someone else's dick in you?" Joe asked, making you and Jack laugh.

"Fuck, don't make me laugh." You said, moaning at how weird it felt to feel both of them inside you. It was a lot, but it wasn't too much. "Joe, don't move yet." You said, adjusting how you were holding your weight. "Jack." You smiled down at him. "Start slow, okay?"

"Of course, love." He leaned his head to press a kiss to your lips. Jack lifted his hips, slowly thrusting up into you, making sure you were okay before putting a little more force behind it.

You wanted to speak, but all that came out were incoherent moans. "Talk to us." Joe encouraged, his hands resting on your lower back.

"Joe, move slow." You replied, resting most of your weight on Jack.

Joe only pulled out an inch or so before carefully thrusting back into you. "This alright?" He asked, repeating the motion.

"Fuck, this feels better than I thought it would." You answered. Jack moaned, feeling Joe's thrusts against his own. He threw his head back on the bed, muttering incoherent swears.

"You're so amazing." Joe continued talking, telling you how perfect this was and how much he loved you. He gradually pulled out further with each thrust, speeding up along with Jack.

Your entire weight was resting on Jack as you felt each of them filling you, falling into the same pace. "Fuck, fuck, fuck..." you heard Jack swear, his arms holding you tightly to him as his thrusts fell out of rythym.

Joe stilled, waiting for Jack to finish. "God this is a great view." Joe said, looking down at you and Jack. His hands rubbing your, still red, ass.

When Jack came, he met your lips with his in a rough kiss, slowly pulling out of you. You moaned into the kiss as Joe started thrusting into you a bit faster than before. "Oh, fuck me." You called out, burying your face in Jack's neck, again, his hands rubbing circles into your back.

Joe came a moment later, burying himself in you without pulling out. "Y/n!" He moaned your name, taking a moment to come down before very gently pulling out of you. "Are you alright, love?" Joe asked, coming to lay beside you and Jack.

"I'm perfect." You replied, not wanting to move. "I'm probably crushing Jack, though." You giggled.

"Not at all, gorgeous." Jack replied, wrapping his arms around you, again. "I know THIS one" he continued, pointing to you. "...is going to want to shower and go to bed, but I have one more surprise for the two of you."

"Mmmm, bed." You said, resting against Jack.

Joe smiled, watching you and Jack. "What's the surprise?"

"I have to show you, but we can rest here for a little bit." Jack answered, sitting up, with his arms still around you. "Come on, love." Jack stood up, your legs wrapped around his waist. He laid you down further up on the bed and Joe pulled you to lay across him, your head on his chest.

"Are you really okay? Do you need anything? Did I hurt you?" Joe was fussing over you.

You laughed, lifting your head to look up at him. "Babe, I'm good. I promise." You answered, laying your head back against his chest. "I'm definitely going to be sore for a few days." You chuckled. "But I would do that again. On occasion."

After the three of you had rested a bit, Jack got up and started cleaning up. Throwing away the condoms and sorting everyone's clothes out.

When the three of you got dressed, he took you to the second room. When you walked in, you saw a wall full of weird lights, a camera, and a table full of markers and paint. There was also paint splattered everywhere.

"Okay, so basically." Jack clapped his hands, turning to face you and Joe. "All of these are glow in the dark." He pointed at the table. "We'll strip down as much as we want and we can write words and draw and such on each other..." he walked over to the lights, flipping a switch. You realized the wall was full of black lights. "We turn these on and turn the room lights off and we get to take a few pictures. There are funny masks over there so you can't tell who we are. The Moxy theme is bunnies and bears." Jack finished explaining and looked a bit nervous. "We don't have to do it if you're too tired or think it's a stupid idea..." he continued.

"I love it" you said, walking up and kissing him on the cheek. "I think it's neat. A good way to commemorate the occasion." You walked over to the table and started going through the paints and markers.

Joe joined you, picking out a neon pink tub of paint and a brush. "You gonna join us, pretty boy?" He asked Jack.

Stripping back down to your undies, the boys drew and painted on you first, and then Joe, and then Jack. When the three of you were satisfied, you each picked a mask and flipped the black lights on.

"Ready?" Jack asked from the door.

"Let's do this." Joe said, picking up the clicker for the camera.

Jack turned off the normal lights and the three of you posed for a handful of photos. The paint looked cool when there were only black lights on. "Hey, I want to take one more." Joe said, telling everyone to jump on the count of three.

When Jack turned on the lights, he turned on the computer monitor in the corner. "We can see them here." He said, clicking through them.

"I love this one." Joe pointed at the one where all of you jumped. Joe had painted a massive pink heart on your upper chest, above your bra. Jack had drawn flowers all down your arms and legs. The two of them had written words like Beautiful, Strong, and Loved across the skin of your stomach. You could see the hearts you had painted on the fronts of Jack's thighs and the words Genuine, and Amazing written across his chest. Joe had filled Jack's arms with designs and Jack had drawn fake ab lines on his stomach, making the rest of you laugh. You had drawn a heart over Joe's heart with little words you couldn't read in the picture all around it, like Love Of My Life, Friend, and Loyal. You and Jack had filled the rest of his skin with stars, drawing a big smiley face on his stomach. You really couldn't tell who it was in the pictures. The three bunny masks you had chosen covered your faces and just added to the absurdity of the photos.

"These are amazing." Joe said, pulling Jack in for a proper hug.

"They really are." You agreed, throwing your arms around the both of them.

"There's a shower through here." Jack said, disappearing around the corner.

"Come on, love." Joe pulled you by the hand to join Jack in the bathroom.

"I'm glad you two flew out for this." Jack said, pulling you to his chest under the hot water.

"Me too." You replied, letting The two of them wash all of the paint off of you. "How do we get copies of the pictures?"

"They'll email all of them to me, but they'll mail me a big printed copy of the one we like the most." Jack answered, helping Joe get all of the paint off of him. "We can order more prints if we want them. "

"I want to hang a copy of the jumping one in the house." Joe said, smiling at Jack. "Thank you for inviting us. This was awesome."

Jack smiled and got a little blushy. "Of course. I wouldn't have wanted to do this with anyone else."

Making your way back to your hotel room, you stripped out of your clothes and threw Jack's t shirt back on. The three of you snuggled up in the bed, Jack in the middle and the two of you both laying against his sides, your feet all tangled at the foot of the bed.

"Goodnight, you two." Jack said, leaning to each side to press kisses to your's and Joe's heads.

"Goodnight, loves." Joe said, his hand reaching over Jack to twine his fingers with yours.

"Goodnight, boys." You replied. "Love you."

"Love you, too." Jack and Joe said in unison.