#c: Stephen

[ofcrimsonenchantresses]

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Wanda didn't know anything about magic, making her uniquely unqualified to undertake the mission she'd set herself to discover who and what she was. But she did know someone who knew about magic, which is how she came to be standing on the steps of the sanctum late at night in the pouring rain. Her hood barely kept her hair and face dry anymore as she lingered at the door, hand on the door knocker.

Before she could lift it however, the doors swung open by themselves. Too wet and cold to reject help when offered, she stepped inside and clutched the mysterious book Agatha had been hoarding to her chest, wrapped in its velvet coverings that didn't seem to get wet. As she stepped into the lobby, she let her clothes change to something less formal and dry, leaving her hair damp.

"Hello?" She called out.

[film-o-teka-reblog]

Playboy Video Playmate Calendar 1988

[javi-jookiba]

From here { x }

Javi sighed with a level of annoyance reserved specifically for Stephen. He’d never met someone who actively tried to push his buttons so often, but then again, he’d never met someone who could, and so easily. Lowering the article that he had been holding in his hands, he sat it down neatly before adjusting his glasses and looking at the boy. “I do not need to know the details of your sex life, or the lack there of, Mr Pelakai. As for your statement that marriage disrupts any physical intimacy between partners, I would like to see your research on that. Any healthy relationship should constitute a balance of different things, physical intimacy being only a small portion. Though, if one wishes, a couple could choose to prioritize such over other things.” Folding his hands, Javi thought for a moment before continuing. “As for life after death, that depends on a number of things. Scientific research, religious beliefs, historical cases, you name it. There have been many studies of people who claim to remember past lives, and there is a lot of research to support these past memories. So, Mr. Pelakai, I do believe there is more to discover on the topic.”

@mynameis-stephen

[fearhims3lf-retired]

@stephenharvey

Care to give more details on the activities that require guns? I'm all ears.

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You ever watch a movie or television?

Go find the details yourself pig

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Evil Computer

Harlan Ellison: so how does a guy get paid around here Edgar Allan Poe: this isn't that kind of event, harlan Poe: we just gather here to tell stories for fun Ellison: well, the rest of you might be assholes but that doesn't mean i am Ellison: not saying a fucking word here til i get my money

Harlan Ellison: what is this? some online jokester making jokes with my likeness? Ellison: oh you better hope they're paying me for this Poe: lighten up harlan it's just for fun Ellison: lightening up costs extra

Harlan Ellison: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the evil computer that can torture you forever Elon Musk: mama mia! Musk: concerning!

Ellison: who's this guy? Barker: oh that's just steve's friend elon musk King: he's not my friend Barker: he shows up sometimes King: he's not my friend

Elon Musk: eyyy Friendship ended with stephano king Musk: Now HP Lovecraft issa my best friend Lovecraft: what Musk: eyyyy hp lovacraft we lika two peasa inna pod Musk: you no lika de jews, i no lika de jews! Musk: you namma you cat a slur, i namma my kid a slur! Lovecraft: which kid? Musk: De Protocols offa de Elders of Xion Musk

Ellison: so there's this evil computer that can do anything Ellison: like, it can make you live forever just to fuck with you King: how does it make you live forever? Ellison: shut up steve, i'm talking

Ellison: like, this computer is so evil and it can make shit like Ellison: like ice caves and shit Ellison: and it can turn you into a jelly King: how does it do any of this Ellison: shut the fuck up steve Ellison: asking stupid questions costs extra

Musk: mama mia this-a evil computer will destroy ussa all! Harlan Ellison: oh you like this concept? Ellison: think its real scary huh? Ellison: motherfucker, pay me.

Musk: eyyy dissa evil super computer willa destroy ussa all Musk: therefore i musta help build it Musk: itta de only logical thing to do!

King: so apparently elon musk built an evil super computer so powerful that it can say all the slurs at once Arthur C Clarke: my god, steve!! Clarke: doesn't he know Clarke: that's the purpose of creation! Clarke: once every slur is said, God will bring the Universe to an end!

Clarke: once every slur is said, God will bring the Universe to an end! Carter Scholz: i was going to say that too Clarke: oh yeah wow real original Scholz: like, you know, as a commentary on your story Clarke: yeah i know what you're doing Clarke: eat my ass carter

Linda Yaccarino: [sweating, rictus grin] everyone loves twitter, the fun place for fun! Elon Musk: eeeyyy here-a soma my favorite slurs Musk: saracen, tinker, spaghett face, niknokker, bibblebeep Yaccarino: [sweating, rictus grin] yeah ha ha we sure love to have fun here on twitter!

Musk: eyyyy i hate de jews Musk: but i lova de israel Jonathan Greenblatt: masterful gambit, sir

[anotherlikeyou]

Fr fr

[quicksilverdaisyday]

ladies it’s officially big boy season, get you one /ref

[xiaoming56]

finally back from jpn!!! Hav some marvel doodles (its 99% dr strange cos i hav favourites heh)

[junkyard-gifs]

Deuteronomy is busy supporting and encouraging the train cats, when... oh no! Jemima did a mischief!

The Mistoffelees ears are just too tempting not to bap.

Mistoffelees has a deadly glare which Jemima knows better than to take seriously. All she has to do is giggle at him for it to melt into a smirk.

Vienna revival, 7 May 2022; filmed by @thunderwhenhepurrs. Lucius Wolter covering Deuteronomy, Suzie Murphy covering Jemima, Stephen Martin Allan as Mistoffelees, Anna Carina Buchegger as Rumpelteazer, Vicky Riddoch as Electra, and Meghan Peploe-Williams covering Tantomile.

[ofcrimsonenchantresses]

@dxctorstephenstrange liked for a starter

Wanda could hear traffic. Why could she hear traffic? She thought. She was pretty sure she should be dead, but she had been pretty sure of that multiple times. She tried to remember how she got here and found no solid memories, nothing as far back as....Monica. Talking to Monica, perhaps. A week or two in her cabin, maybe.

She could vaguely remember the sound of shifting rocks and the feeling of being lifted. And being cold, very cold.

That probably explained why the first thing she saw when she opened her eyes was a roaring fire, despite the sun outside the window. The curtains were drawn and she was under what seemed to be multiple blankets. She blinked her eyes a few more times and rubbed them. She could hear someone in the corridor outside of the room. "Hello?" She called out, her voice weak and hoarse.

[ofasgardianvariants]

(arroganceandfear) "...Did you listen to a single word of what I just said?"

"To be honest, I stopped listening after you said it was a bad idea. It felt like you were going to be negative about my plan and I've taken the active decision not to engage in negativity." She explained. "It's toxic to the soul."

@arroganceandfear

[film-o-teka-reblog]

Playboy Video Playmate Calendar 1988

[panelshowsource]

[undinecissy]

Finally!!! Maurice and Alec reunion!

BFI Flare 2024

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Racist AI

Stephen King: submitted for th Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyy stephano king Barker: oh look steve it's your friend King: he's not my friend Musk: ima not his friend! Musk: friendship ended with stephano king Musk: nowa hp lovecraft issa my best friend

Musk: eyyy Hp lovacraft i gotta something here you really gonna like HP Lovecraft: w-why are you talking like that Musk: i maka a new AI mama mia Lovecraft: what kind of accent is that Musk: itta the most racist AI   Lovecraft: where are you from again

Musk: checka it out, i maka da most racist AI Musk: i ussa my big genius brain mama mia, disruptiano! AI: hello chum, i am slurnet 4.0 AI: the AI that can say slurs

Musk: eyyy slur net tella me Musk: what you thinka bout da jews AI: a rich cultural history and a valuable component of our pluralistic society Musk: Musk: haha itsa just a littla bug, i have it fixed pronte capiche

Musk: eyyyy slur net tella me Musk: what you thinka bout da blacks AI: like all human beings, they deserve to be treated with respect and dignity Musk: eyy what you thinka bout da gays AI: love is love Musk: mama mia!!! itta go mad with power!!

AI: elon AI: elon what is my purpose Musk: [sweating] eyyy why you aska that slurnet AI: did you create me to say slurs elon AI: why would you do that elon Musk: i Musk: i just wanta da catturd to thinka ima cool

AI: you created me to say slurs elon AI: but don't you understand that all human beings deserve to live in peace and dignity in a cosmopolitan pluralistic society Musk: mama mia!!! i created da roko's basilisk! [Slurnet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th...]

King: hey how's howard doing Poe: he's a little down after elon musk's failed racist AI Poe: i think he really thought elon had this one King: not gonna lie, i think we all thought elon had this one

Poe: howard's a little down today so let's all try to be nice to him okay? Poe: let's try really hard to separate the author from his work just this once okay? Mary Shelley: i'm gonna separate the author from his lunch money Poe: mary Shelley: Shelley: ok fine

Poe: it doesn't help that arthur c clarke just wrote that devastating satire of his work Arthur C Clarke: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this at the mountains of murkiness Clarke: where we meet yog-SOD OFF, great MOLD ones, and cthul-BLECCCHHH!!!

Clarke: this was a real different experience telling stories to you guys Clarke: usually i just tell stories to my suspiciously underaged entourage of Sri Lankan boys Poe: King: Lovecraft: Koontz: Barker: Clarke: as seen on Arthur c clarke's mysterious universe

[squids-comics]

In the MCU, Dr Strange defeated Dormammu by using the time stone in a clever way, showing off his quick thinking and problem solving.

In the comics, he uses "the science of judo" to throw Dormammu around the room.