SUBJECT: A very serious request. Not a joke.
TO:
[email protected] ( @rosemariewildin )
FROM: sexibbyangle69@ hotmail.co.uk
Hello,
I would like to book a vacation with your mother.
Sincerely,
sexibbyangle69@ hotmail.co.uk
PS. I see that your name is Rose Marie. That is stupid. Pick one name.
P.P.S Why is your last name Wilder? What are you wilder than? Why not "Wildest"? Pick a new last name.
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'Tis the Season, Bxtch
Toulouse stood by his sister outside the town hall. Holidays were about spending time with family, were they not? Despite him not being as equipped for formal events as his sister had always been, Toulouse always knew how to make an entrance. This year, with everything going on, though, he knew that he'd need a little bit of help staying relaxed and enjoying the night. So, before entering, he pulled Marie off to the side and checked to see if they were being watched. Not that he particularly cared, but it wasn't exactly black tie behavior to be smoking right before such a formal event.
"Lighter?" he requested, pulling a small joint out of his pocket. It made things easier now that he knew Marie also smoked, and he didn't feel like he had to keep it a secret. Lighting the end, he rose the joint to his lips and took a few puffs, blowing out the smoke in elaborate rings, just to show off a bit, before passing it to her.
@happiestmariebeaumont
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Cameron Diaz (26) in There's Something About Mary (1998)
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Scenes of The fall of the House of Usher that I'm a little bit obsessed with :
Obviously. The one where Madeline and Verna kiss (nobody is surprised) because it's less than 1 minute long, it's never mentionned afterwards and yet it makes every scene they have together much more interesting (+ 2 girlkissers confirmed, that's a win !).
When Roderick watches corpses rain from the sky ??? That was so powerful wtf it carried a sense of sheer dread and anguish that I can't stop thinking about.
Tamerlane's death. Idk why it stuck with me so much, aside from the fact that it was Samantha Sloyan, it was beautifully filmed, and the fucking spasm at the end !!!! It was so fucking pathetic and sad, Tammy my sweet little girlfailure !
Victorine's whole going crazy thing. I love the Tell-Tale Heart but making it about lesbians ??? Oh mike the man that you are !!
The acid rain. Obviously. And when Verna kisses the melted body and there's a bit of flesh that sticks to her.... this was disgusting I want more !
When Roderick is alone with the Raven after finding out Lenore died. Very powerful + great climax and use of the poem !
The conversation between Juno and Tammy, it was one of the rare actually sweet scenes of the show, i'm glad Juno made it out alive !! And ruth codd's comedic talent is absolutely priceless !!
When Roderick tells Auggie to turn around because his dead mother is standing behind him. I laughed so hard. I feel like this was a meta-reference to Flanagan's habit of having ghosts just standing there in the background and never interacting with the characters and I absolutely LOST IT when she turned around like "nevermind".
Feel free to add your fav scenes because I probably forgot some of them !!
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returning home
no light no light, florence + the machine / gallant, v.e schwab / @arunima / where does the temple begin, where does it end? mary oliver / @doomed-bythe-narrative / caitlin conlan / @wolfythewitch / tired, langston hughes / hum hum, mary oliver / nine lives, ursula k le guin
[Image description: a collection of ten texts mostly on white backgrounds.
1: “Would you leave me / If I told you what I've done?
And would you leave me / If I told you what I'd become”
2: “Perhaps you are haunting me. / What a comforting thought. / Maybe it's you in the darkness. / I swear I've seen it move.” The first two lines are highlighted in pale green.
3: “in summer wounds fester and in winter they ache. another one of life's classic no win scenarios”
4: “I look; morning to night / I am never done with looking.”
5: “some people are taking “doomed” to mean “dead”. this is actually a misconception! you can be doomed even if you don't die! it's sometimes worse if you don't die!”
6: “It was never so romantic to become so obsessed with the past that I put my whole life on hold just to spend more time thinking about it.” Block capitals written in purple marker on pale blue paint chips.
7: “Constantly obsessed with the concept of a man forced to be a myth. What do you do when every step you take is embedded into the text. Every word you say prose to read. You're part of something bigger than yourself. The narrative tugs you along lime water currents. There is no time to rest, to be human. You must be great, you must be legend”
8: “I am so tired of waiting, / Aren't you / For the world to become good / And beautiful and kind?”
9: “Some wounds never vanish
Yet little by little / I learned to love my life.” The second two lines are highlighted leaf green.
10: “We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand our in the dark?” End ID. ]
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would have been really funny if queen mary actually didn’t give a shit that alex was a boy and henry was gay and instead she pitched a fit because alex was catholic
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