#c3e45

[crabridgedart]

C3E45 Abridged - Art by @larkspurns, @agarthanguide , @nikkidawes and ailustrar

[tays-version]

Do not trust this man! Do not leave your blorbos in his care! Do not listen to his work on public transit!

[stone-stars]

Transcript:

[Clip 1: c1e45] Murph: Hardwon, you jump off of the dragon, you grab the hammer in the air. What do you think or say as you grab it. Jake: (laughs) Uh-- Emily: Suck Moradin's dick. Suck that dick. Caldwell: Suck that hot molten dick. Jake: Uh, I guess I'm thinking that I-- I've known nothing but dwarven culture and Moradin my entire life, and I'm just trying to-- to channel any-- any bit of dwarven heritage that I have innate in my body from growing up inside the mountain. Murph: Hardwon. [The Bahumia Theme begins.] You grab the hammer, and you are instantly surrounded with a frosty aura, but strangely it warms you. The hammer feels right in your hand. Jake: Sick. [Emily laughs.] Murph: Uh, you hear the voice-- you hear the voice that was calling out to you guys, trying to talk to you guys through the planes, that kind of sounded like radio static or something, uh, suddenly comes through clear. You hear a voice whisper-- Gemma's voice-- [Jake gasps.] Gemma (Murph), whispering: My tall dwarf. Murph: And you grab the hammer. [Clip 2, c3e45. The Bahumia Theme is already playing.] Murph: As Jaina sees an opening, and Ultrus is hit, Ultrus begins to get back up. Instead of attempting to run through and risk it, you see she holds out the Kingshammer, crackling with magical energy, and she shouts through the plane-- Jaina (Murph), shouting: Hardwon! Catch! Murph: She tosses the hammer, and it moves with otherworldly speed. Ultrus reaches for it, but Calder and Callie are holding him down, long enough for it to get past him and shatter [shattering sound] the last barrier. Jake: (exhale) whoo. Murph: In the arena outside, Hardwon you see the Kingshammer aka the Queenshammer appear out of thin air and begin spiraling towards you. Hardwon (Jake): (sighs) Hello old friend. [Emily and Caldwell laugh.] Jake: Hardwon raises his right hand, opens his fist, and catches it. Murph: [makes the whooshing sound of the hammer flying through the air and stopping in Hardwon's fist] Snaps into your hand, and you-- Hardwon you feel it feels heavy in your hand but it feels good.

[immult]

hi hello the betrayal will be earth shattering actually. like both for the one betrayed and the one betraying. i'm so done with these two, whatever.

[operationslipperypuppet]

“Now don’t go blamin’ yourself, I know you’re gonna blame yourself. But, I ain’t doin’ you a favor, alright. You’re doin’ me one. Let this old man leave the world knowin’ that the kids are gonna be alright. Look after Moonshine and Bev for me, yeah? Or better yet, you tell Moonshine and Bev to look after you, dumbass. Keep it light.”

[lightningtitties]

cr 3 + quality note-taking

[willowpotatox]

Imogen Temult

[whyboi12]

(Looks off in the distance office style as they find out FCG can self destruct) this is how it happens, isn't it?

*don't confirm i want to be surprised lmao

[badpunning]

the jainabaiting may be over but the boobbaiting is still in full swing

[stupidsexygrizzop]

love is stored in the kingshammer/queenshammer

[moodsbytraviswillingham]

Campaign 3, Episode 45

[aasgardsreia]

What the fuck Murph?!?

[stone-stars]

Transcript:

[Clip 1: Short Rest, c3e17] Murph: And then, the next time you take a long rest, Ultrus will try to conquer your mind. [Jake laughs.] Caldwell: Hm. Murph: The DC to resist is a con save, uh-- 8 plus the number of charges. Charges clear after a long rest. Emily: Okay. Caldwell: Okay. Jake: Wow. Emily: I'm telling you right now, Jake, that if Ultrus takes over your mind, I'm gonna fucking go to that frosty plane and get you back. I promise you that. [Clip 2: c3e45] Callie (Emily), desperately: I'm coming Calder. Murph: And you open your eyes from this blink, and appear on the frozen plane. Calder, you see for the first time in… days? months? years? you don't know-- Calliope Petrichor. Calder (Jake): Calliope. Callie: Hi. I've had a bit of a makeover, I'm a winter eladrin now! You look fantastic. Calder: So do you. Winter looks good on you. Callie: Thank you. Calder: It's-- it's good to see you, Callie.

[operationslipperypuppet]

“Oh my god, do I love the smell of mushrooms after I wake up from death” Hardwon Surefoot still bringing the wife guy energy 200 years later. As expected

[lilapetrichorwinteryrogue]

Spoilers for C3 E45

"No, Calder's home is wherever I am"

-Calliope Petrichor

AHHHHHHHHHH

Stoooopppp

I'm screaming

[non-binary-smurf-nerd]

Re-watching c3E45 and I really liked how gentle Ashton was with Professor Sumal, capable of kindness to strangers like when you find someone who's really drunk and you help them get to a taxi or back to their friend group.

I also like to think a big "oh" moment for Ashton (other than the mutual pick-pocketing) was landing in the Feywild and looking at Fearne's creepier exaggerated features going "oh she's actually pretty fucking goth, always wanted me a big titty goth girlfriend...wait...what? Oh. Oh fuck no. I like her more!"

Finally, Matt said welcome home to Fearne, and Fearne said she can feel the happy warmth and touched her chest and Laudna attemted to feel for it too goes so well with Laudna deciding that love was warm in c3e78 🥰