how funny would it be if ludinus wasn’t a survivor of the calamity at all, he just got his hands on patia’s sphere of power somehow and he’s a wannabe poser
“Now don’t go blamin’ yourself, I know you’re gonna blame yourself. But, I ain’t doin’ you a favor, alright. You’re doin’ me one. Let this old man leave the world knowin’ that the kids are gonna be alright. Look after Moonshine and Bev for me, yeah? Or better yet, you tell Moonshine and Bev to look after you, dumbass. Keep it light.”
This is the face of a centuries-old elf who has dealt with a god-eating alien and also Jester Lavorre prior to being confronted by the tactics of Fearne Calloway
when ludinus says he saw the calamity happen to imply he was there, but he actually just saw one 30 minute youtube video about it with footage and like,, close enough! he's SO angry about it.