ok. listen. it’s about your girlfriend. you know how we thought she was a crop-blighting witch and we were planning to stone her? so, here’s the thing. every stone we threw drew not blood but like, the black and fathomless rage of a race of titans that were once slain but could not die. and she like, rose from her hastily-shoveled roadside grave as their resubstantiated champion or something. yeah, we’re suffering the onslaught of her vengeance right now. yeah. I guess we inadvertently created that which we had so feared. yeahh. could you like, answer her texts and ask if she’ll stop sloughing our flesh with her baleful gaze every time she sees us. thx in advance
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finally finished this - my changing moon lunar, Lustrous Emerald Demise :)
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marichat stans rn after 7 years of clowning
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i don’t speak french but i’m pretty sure this is a 99.9% accurate translation
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IM LIKE 49 MINUTES BEHIND BUT AHHH IMOGEN GAVE IN AND MATT DESCRIBED IT AS FALLING INTO LAUDNAS EMBRACE WHAT DOES IT MEANNNNN
Aufh ngl I’ve missed the storm dreams a lot they are so cool
WDYM THEY HAVE OCEANS AND LAKES WITH WEIRD RED ALIEN FAUNA AND FLORA WDYMMMM
Oh shit oh shit oh shit
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We joke about the absurdly literal names for spells and magic items and such in Dungeons & Dragons, but let me tell you, after playing a game like, say, Exalted 3rd Edition and finding yourself squinting at a character sheet that's just a block list of thirty different fancifully named special abilities trying to remember whether "Finding the Needle's Eye" or "Hunter's Eye Precision" is the dingus you're thinking of, you start to gain an appreciation for the prosaically descriptive.
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finished ref sheet for another player in the exalted game I'm in, since she just got a makeover - a twilight-caste investigation supernal solar named Undu, plus a couple homebrew artifact gauntlets ✌🏻
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A very happy 1 year anniversary to bisou bisou miaou miaou!
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