#campaign bribes

[gynii]

Gynii my beloved mutual gynii.. can I see the baby (Michael_B) please and you're the best.. <3

To make up for how late this is, a bonus tubbo with your michael_b <3 (also youre the best!!)

[asynca]

[source]

guess who's sucking Big Oil's dick hard enough to actively allow a genocide

[milquetoad]

“your potential is vast and frightening.. let’s just say that i am glad you’re at orym’s side” :)

not at OUR side, not at the GOOD side, not at the RIGHT side………………….. orym’s side. let’s unpack that :3

[ontologicalsynaesthesia]

So the thing about Harry Du Bois vs. Vriska Serket for ultimate tumblr Poor Little Meow Meow is that. Harry is objectively the most pathetic by far, BUT Vriska could never stand by and lose any competition she is entered into, so she would shamelessly lie and cheat and scheme and probably murder to win.

If Harry wins and is crowned the Most Pathetic it will be right and fitting, and Vriska would be furious to lose even though she should rationally consider it a compliment. BUT if Vriska wins it would mean a) she plotted and schemed to win a Most Pathetic competition, and b) Harry is such a loser that he can't even win a competition for the one thing he is consistently good at (failing), and I think that would honestly make them both MORE pathetic and it would be funny as hell.

[thoughtportal]

Corruption Scandal in Ohio going on right now!

[chiropteracupola]

psst hey @dxppercxdxver and I have sent these two off to a different second war from the one they're already involved in and entered them in the @tf2shipswag oc tournament!

yes we have been posting these men since march but also not in a way where anything gets explained, so I shall say again the things that I said when sending them to the tournament, which are as follows: here’s some guys a little too over their heads in honor and duty and justice! here’s some guys over-fond of burning bridges and running from their responsibilities suddenly faced with things like the massive Group Projects that are both war and romance! here’s some guys that sword-fight and shoot gun real good! here’s some guys that sleep in alternating four-hour blocks because they come in a set like particularly scrungly pair-bonded cats! here’s some guys that go from biting each other (angry rivalry) to biting each other (romantical)!

[jestroer]

I honestly do not have the strongest opinion on the Mumbo v Etho poll cause they both are my favourites and are sexymen so I will be deciding on my vote by who's propaganda I like more

[separatist-apologist]

Can't believe you have two dogs called Whiskey and Waffles and missed the chance to call the third one something like Watermelon or Wonton.

the children get to vote on a name and in the naming schedule it went: Whiskey, then Taco (who I think they wanted to name Nacho but couldn't remember the exact name. The people behind us used to have a chihuahua named Nacho and they thought that name was SO funny. And as a fun aside, we also had a rescue chihuahua named Meatloaf before he passed away RIP Meatloaf, you were brainless but sweet), and finally Waffles. I advocated HARD for Sage, but it was P's turn to pick a name, and she really struggled between Pancakes and Waffles

[vulpixelates]

looking through inventory lists for old d&d games is such a journey

what are philters of love and why do i have 12 of them?

who the fuck carries around a "sea drake (whole)"?

AN ADAMANTINE COFFIN?

a bedazzled cowboy hat???? with matching leather pants and gloves?

[gynii]

some cbeeduo perhaps? love your art!

:D thank you!! here is some beeduo, though im a bit out of practice haha

[bethrnoora]

also sorry not to be like this on main but im mentally rewriting stranger things in my brain and why did they even bother making the cary elwes mayor be a sellout to russian agents when it would have been so easy to have him covering for a secret continuation of the hawkins lab experiments being kept underneath the mall

[lagtrain]

thought today was gonna be shit BUT it was actually super fun

[emails-i-cant-send]

EMOTIONS

[bet-on-me-13]

Danny runs for Mayor

Simple Prompt: Danny runs for the Gotham Mayor position

Extended Prompt: Danny is an absolute little shit throughout his entire campaign but still manages to win because he is legitimately one of the best candidates around

Just imagine the crack that could come from this!

Reporter: What is your stance on Vigilantism? Danny: Well I agree that Vigilantes are helpful for the communities that need them, and they should work with the police at every opportunity, I feel like the idea will always be a city where Vigilantes are not needed. Also I fail to see the relevancy of the question, there are no vigilantes in Gotham Reporter: What do you mean? What about the Bat-Family? Danny: No, Batman isn’t a Vigilante. Batman is a Crime Lord.

Or

Danny: As mayor, I promise that I will not be infected by corruption. Not because of my moral standings, but because I absolutely fucking hate clowns and I will never accept a bribe as long as that guy is still alive. Yes this is me putting a hit out on the Joker. Crime Bosses, if you want to try and bribe me, you gotta kill him first or I won’t even consider it!

Or

Batman: Why is a Meta-Human running for Gotham Office? You know this city doesn’t have a very good track record with people like you. Even the Signal had a rough start. Danny: Well, I just had a strong compulsion to help this city reach the peak of it’s potential *looks over Batman’s shoulder to see Lady Gotham holding up Cue Cards telling him what to say. She promised to help with his paperwork for the next 50 years if he became Mayor and helped fix her city* Danny: Such a strong compulsion...

Or

Penguin: Look kid, I don’t care if you have enough power to destroy me at the subatomic level, I have enough money to ruin you, your sister, your parents, even your uncle! Danny: Oh really? I could get the souls of every person you have ever killed to get confessions out of them. Or I could give them the power to rip you apart. Or I could even just possess you and donate all your money to charity.

Or

Danny: Oh god dammit! Vlad: Hello Badger! Glad to see you followed in my footsteps instead of your fathers! Danny: This wasn’t because of you! Lady Gotham asked for help! Vlad: A WIN IS A WIN!

[ixhadbadxdays]

Summary of us trying to convince the air elemental to go with us in case of an emergency

Elemental Sapphire Gem with the air elemental Shmool in it: I hate you damn kids for always breaking my gem or shaking it like fucking assholes.

Arix: That's literally what the directions say to do to get you out: break the gem. At least I shake it instead of destroying it.

Shmool: Oh, because I love it when you do that to my home.

Enilasor: I mean, I don't do either of those things. I ask nicely if you'll help us.

Shmool: ...you know what, you're a good kid.

Enilasor: Thank you! I'm trying my best. 😃

-Later in the conversation-

Shmool: I don't want to leave my pillow and vault. I'm cozy here. I'm retired.

Enilasor: But that sounds so boring. You don't get to see the world like this!

Shmool: Yeah, that's called retirement.

Enilasor: I've got a neat little box from Ingvar and I'll make you a nice pillow for it so you're comfy in my enchanting pouch?

Dm: Roll persuasion

Me: 25

Shmool: ...fine. I'll help you. BUT, as soon as we're done, you bring me back here to this vault, you put me on my luxurious pillow, and leave me alone.

Enilasor: I promise to put you back on your pillow as soon as I can when we're done with this mission until I need to come ask you if you can help us again.

Shmool: Good. I'm holding you to it.

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