#campaign: the three disasters

[artoflevity]

a belated anniversary piece i did for my longest-running dnd campaign! so, so in love with this party & this group. i’m definitely going to hold this story in a special place in my heart for a long, long time.

happy six years, T3D gang ❤️

[greymouse42]

working on replying to previous adventures, but have some silliness while you wait

12, 32, and 39 for Mal

and 1 for Hemlock - what are we tossing from bg3 because they're your blorbo and you can make the rules.

Welcome to "mouse answers silly questions," where every question apparently has strikethrough bonus content.

12. Crack headcanon

If Jan weren't right in front of him, he'd also be on Team “Would tap Myles without a second thought.” actually I don't think this is even a hot take, lol. I can do better:

Alana Lyons, his detective partner, is engaged in constant, brutal, and quiet office warfare at all times to fend off all the young single ladies in the LAPD and court system, because Malachi by some genetic stroke of luck has the George of the Jungle(1997) effect on women until the moment he opens his mouth. Whenever he pisses her off, Lyons lets one through her blockade and Mal loses a half a day of work.

(In the post-breakup 2013-2015 span of time, sometimes he didn't open his mouth fast enough and he'd get strong-armed into going on a date. The mornings after those were usually the highlight of Lyons' week.)

32. Something guaranteed to make them smile/laugh

Poorly-timed, deadpanned Dad-jokes. The worse the timing and caliber of joke, the better. The deadpan-straight delivery is also very important to get an actual laugh out of him.

Successfully bluescreening Jan.

39. Favorite game

Boring answer? Coup. (RIP Mal you would've loved Among Us with the Knockoff Mystery Gang)

Fun answer: “Look at me.”

1. Canon I outright reject (Hemlock)

BG3 only has 3 options for Paladin Oaths (Devotion/Ancients/Vengeance) and while I think that's perfectly reasonable for a video game, none of those really fit Hem.

I think they were always destined to break their Oath around when they did (end of Act 1) regardless of what the Oath actually was, but if I had complete control over canon, they'd be an Oath of Redemption paladin (with the oathbreaking violations being Innocence & Patience) rather than Oath of Devotion.

[ma7moudgaza2]

How can I help my family in Gaza?

I am Mahmoud, a resident of northern Gaza. Since the war started, everything that touches a decent life has disappeared, and everything has become a mess.

I woke up in the morning and found that I had to stand in line for drinking water so that my family and I could have some.

I woke up in the morning and realized that I had to wake up before dawn to get in line for bread.

War, destruction, and killing,

The next morning, I had to make a fateful decision; should we stay in the house we were in or leave it? My whole family had to evacuate because the occupation issued evacuation orders for our residential area, and I didn’t know what was right or wrong…

Eventually, we left our homes, our belongings, and all our sweet memories, and we went wherever the army ordered us. After a while, the situation calmed down in our area.

I woke up to the sound of a phone call, "We reached your house after the army withdrew," but we didn’t find the house, nor did we find your family’s house.

I didn’t sleep that day; I sat with myself, wishing I could find time to mourn my life. My phone rang, "Come on, Mahmoud, let’s eat together." But Mahmoud had no money left! We spent everything; how could I go without food?

I woke up after 200 days of war, talked to my mom: "Mom, I want to look for internet and electricity to go back to work and support you, or I’ll stay with you to fill water and manage food." My mom said, "No, go, my son, the important thing is that you return to work."

I woke up after that; my mom went out to fill water, and my heart was breaking, but I had to get up and find a place to go back to work for her.

I managed to get a laptop from your support and found a place with electricity and internet at such a time because it was almost impossible. I also got a new tent, and things went well, thank God. However, at this time, everything turned back to how it was before; prices rose again, and famine returned amid the closure of crossings. Everything became worse than before; you can’t even provide for your daily expenses to the point that two or three days can pass without eating bread. Sometimes you manage with rice, bulgur, or lentils, but for how long?

How many mornings do we have left in this life? We don’t know.

The question is: dear reader, will you wake up to the disaster we are in? Will you realize that we truly need financial and moral support to be able to continue?

You can donate here

https://gofund.me/8044910a

My campaign is now $21,439 of the short goal of $25,000 We are still a long way off but I trust you guys to help us before we collapse

Or via paypal

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[blackpearlblast]

I send to you while my heart is wracked with pain. How did I reach this point? I feel like a beggar after being a lecturer at the finest universities and a trainer in prominent international institutions. And here I am now, sitting in a tent, holding my phone to reach out to those who possess genuine humanity to help us overcome this disaster. I am Abdullah Mohammed from Gaza. I am married with three children, and my wife is pregnant and about to give birth. The situation is worsening day by day. I hope you will share my story and assist me in leaving Gaza and protecting my children. Gofundme Link | PayPal Link

this is a legitimate campaign which has been verified by @/el-shab-hussein. the donation links are embedded in the ask above, please help them!!

[dreamersparacosm]

i just want to see jk's reaction when he found out our girlie INDEED got mingyu and she had him really good for ck in the drabbles tyvm lol

tpod!jk the kinda man to pout bc some man called his girl pretty.. which like, yeah, you are pretty but no need to vocalize it. hence why i am apart of the Jungkook Is A Jealous Man™️ club (i’m the president, actually.)

the price of desire — epilogue blurb 4!

prompt ; in which jungkook rethinks his friendship with mingyu (unprovoked)

warnings ; none!

It had come randomly one day.

You were working from Jungkook’s house — the unofficial branch of Calvin Klein’s global operations, if anyone asked — fully drowning in deadlines. Two laptops open, an iPad balanced precariously on your knee. Phone wedged between your shoulder and ear while you typed notes with one hand and crammed bites of cold noodles into your mouth with the other.

Three negotiations deep, sleep deprived, and running purely on caffeine and hubris, you had hopped on a “quick Zoom call” — a phrase that, historically, only ever led to disaster — and before you knew it, it was done.

Mingyu had finally become the face of the next Calvin Klein seasonal campaign.

You were so excited you nearly flung your laptop across Jungkook’s living room, barely managing to set it down before launching yourself at him in a flurry of screaming and celebratory laps around the couch.

Notably, he was not a happy camper.

At first, you thought he was just stunned or maybe a little proud (after all, you had just secured another kpop megastar, one of the most marketable faces in Asia, without even breaking a sweat.)

But then you caught him, side-eyeing your laptop and typing furiously on his phone, thumb jabbing at the screen like he was plotting a war crime.

Later, you found out from Yoongi, after another delicious session of judging people , that Jungkook had in fact texted Mingyu immediately. Something about “just so you know, she’s my girlfriend, so be chill.”

Whatever that meant.

(You tried to be mad about it for like three seconds until Jungkook shoved his face into your neck that night and mumbled “I just don’t want anyone thinking they have a chance with you,” and you, like an absolute fool, melted into the floor.)

All that to say — Jungkook is still not a happy camper a few weeks later, which becomes especially apparent the day he decides to visit you on set out of the goodness of his allegedly supportive boyfriend heart.

In theory, he’s there to support you, support his friend, Mingyu.

In practice, he looks like he’s about two seconds away from committing a crime of passion the moment he steps onto the parking lot you’ve all turned into a fashion set.

You spot him instantly — leaning against a brick wall, arms crossed, hoodie hanging loose around his frame. Raising your brow at him, you mouth behave like you’re scolding a petulant child.

His reaction to that is to tighten his arms across his chest and glare harder. Like you said.. petulant child.

Meanwhile, Mingyu is currently shirtless in nothing but Calvin Klein denim, all rock-hard abs and charming smiles, laughing at something the photographer said.

You turn back to your clipboard, trying to focus on work but out of the corner of your eye, you can practically feel Jungkook’s soul trying to claw its way out of his body.

He manages to hold out for another ten minutes before he finally snaps. Jungkook materializes at your side like a dark, sulking storm cloud, sliding next to you with all the grace of a man moments from murdering his friend.

“Jungkook…” You sigh.

“I didn’t say anything,” He mutters.

You glance at him; the man is slouching, hood up now too, looking like the grim reaper of jealousy. A sigh leaves your mouth, shaking your head to hide your laughter before prompting your assistant to ask to adjust the monitor’s brightness.

“He’s doing a good job,” You offer casually as if dangling bait in front of an animal.

“Sure,” he grits out. “Great job. Fantastic. Real groundbreaking stuff.”

You bite your lip, fighting a smile. On screen, Mingyu grins, turning slightly to show off the curve of his back muscles, Calvin Klein waistband sitting low on his hips.

Jungkook physically recoils at the sight like he’s been slapped.

He turns to you slowly, betrayal written all over his stupidly pretty face. “You think he’s better than me?” he pouts.

You shrug and taunt him, “I mean, yeah. A little.”

“You made me retire from Calvin Klein and then gave my job to Mingyu,” His eyes narrow into crinkled slits.

“I didn’t make you retire,” you retort, rolling your eyes. “You completed your campaign. Very successfully, might I add. And now you’re my personal boy toy forever. Congratulations.”

Jungkook scowls at you. You just grin in return unapologetically.

Across the set, Mingyu is pointing at the shots on the screen, deep in thought with the photographer and Jungkook visibly stiffens.

You lean over, crowding his personal space. “You wanna take your shirt off and show him who’s boss?”

“I will if I have to.”

You laugh at that, and Jungkook can only stand there, glowering at the man wearing the underwear he thinks he invented, while you watch with all the satisfaction of a true marketing genius.

At the end of the day, Mingyu might be the new face of Calvin Klein.

But you… you’re all Jungkook’s.

And no amount of glistening ab shots is ever going to change that.

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[golden-cherry]

deal - cl16 (56/59)

Pairing: Charles Leclerc x Reader

Series Summary: Your whole life has gone to shit. Your boyfriend broke up with you, you just lost your job and the Monegasque, who suddenly stands in your doorway, claims that it’s his apartment.

Chapter Summary: True friends help you pack - and help you when you're spiraling.

Warnings: a bit angsty (because girlie is scared because of the gala), but Lando to the rescue!!!

Word Count: 2.7k

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A/N: three chapters to go! feedback is appreciated!

You’re not sure what hell looks like, but you’re pretty confident it involves a half-zipped suitcase, a missing camera lens, and a red dress that still has the tag on it. 

The room is a disaster. Not just messy, but cataclysmic. Clothes spill from every corner like they’ve been ejected from a cannon. Shoes are scattered in a chaotic constellation across the floor – heels without partners, sneakers tangled in scarves. Your makeup bag has given up on containment, its contents strewn across the floor and your bed like war casualties. Your phone charger is tangled with your hairbrush in a twisted knot of frustration. You‘re one more wrinkle away from abandoning the entire trip and sending Charles a „sorry, I’m staying in bed forever“ text. 

And the dress – the red dress – hangs limply from the back of a chair, as if mocking you with its still-attached price tag and the elegance it demands that you’re pretty sure you don’t possess tonight.

He’s already in Maranello, of course. Two days ahead for media stuff, tux fittings, and some vague „Ferrari family obligations“ you didn’t ask too many questions about. You’d received a voice message from him earlier, soft and sleepy, his accent curling around the words like ribbon:

Miss you already. Can’t wait to see you tonight. Bring the red dress. I love you. 

You want to bring the red dress. Really. But the thought of stepping into that gala, of being on the arm of someone like Charles – with all eyes watching, all cameras poised – makes your stomach twist into itself.

You’re halfway through trying to decide wether a second pair of heels is overkill or just responsible planning when the front door opens. You don’t look up from the mess you made, simply because you texted him half an hour ago to be a good friend and come help you. 

„Packing of having a crisis?“, Lando asks, stepping over a pile of shirts. 

You just lift a hand and gesture vaguely at the battlefield you’ve created.

He steps carefully over a cascade of blouses and sidesteps a rogue mascara tube with practiced ease, holding a suspiciously bright smoothie in one hand and a calm expression in the other. He surveys the room like a pit lane strategist staring at a car wreck and sighs. „Okay. You’re not allowed to touch anything else.“

Lando puts his drink down and kneels beside the suitcase, already unfolding and refolding like it’s a pit stop challenge. You just sit there and watch him work, marveling – not for the first time – at how he can turn your absolute chaos of life into something resembling order. 

„You found my missing camera lens?“, you ask, blinking in disbelief as he holds it up. 

„It was in one of the side pockets of the camera bag.“ He looks at you. „Honestly, are you okay?“

“No,” you say plainly. “And I still have no clue what jewelry to bring that won’t clash with that dress.” You point to the red fabric draped over the chair like it’s cursed. “And Charles will look like he walked out of a Dior campaign, and I’ll be the awkward plus-one-slash-klutz, praying not to trip on a carpet and end up in Vogue for all the wrong reasons.”

„You’ll look incredible“, Lando says, casually but with more weight than the words probably deserve. „trust me. All you have to do is show up. The dress is just backup.“

You smile in spite of yourself. He always knows what to say, somehow threading the line between sarcasm and sincerity with Olympic-level grace, like he has a map of your panic and knows exactly where to land.

You lean your head back against the wall and close your eyes, echaling through your nose. You don’t want to cry, but you can feel the tension pooling in your chest, just beneath the surface. The kind that’s not really about heels and jewelry or which clutch makes the red dress. It’s about, well, everything else - the attention, the expectations, the invisible weight of standing beside someone like Charles.

„I hate how insecure this makes me“, you murmur. „I hate that I feel small around all of this. And I’m scared that I’ll feel the same way around him, even though he’s never done anything to make me feel that way.”

Lando’s still by the suitcase, rolling your necklace into a pouch like it’s made of glass. He doesn’t speak for a second, and when he finally does, his voice is soft. No jokes this time. 

„You’re not small“, he says. „You’re just going to stand in a very bright light from now on. That’s all. It makes everyone feel exposed.“

You open your eyes and turn to look at him. He’s put the necklace away and leans forward, elbows on his knees, gazing at the floor like he’s trying to find the right words underneath your clothes. „I’ve seen the spotlight mess with people“, he continues. „Even ones who seem like they were born for it. Charles … he carries it well. But that doesn’t mean that it’s easy for him either.“

You furrow your brow.“ „He never talks about how hard it can be.“ That’s not true. You remember how he told you how lonely he sometimes gets when the two of you were at his favorite spot in Monaco. But you obviously don’t tell Lando that. 

„That’s because he’s trying to protect you from it. Trust me, I know what that looks like.“

Your heart clenches a little at that, because you’ve seen – and felt – it, too. The way Charles keeps certain thoughts behind the softest smile. The way he protected you up until now, so you don’t receive the negative comments that will inevitably come when the public finds out you’re his girlfriend, no matter how kind you actually are. 

„I just – I don’t want to disappoint him“, you admit quietly. „Not tonight.“

Lando shifts closer and bumps your shoulder with his. „You couldn’t if you tried.“

You glance sideways at him. „You sure?“

„I’d bet my McLaren on it“, he smiles. 

You raise an eyebrow. „Your actual car or your team loyalty?“

Your friend smirks. „Okay, fine, a Mclaren. Maybe a Hot Wheels one. Let’s not get crazy.“

You laugh despite yourself, and something inside you unknots a little. The weight of everything doesn’t vanish, but it feels lighter with him here. Like if you fall apart, there’ll be someone to help you put the pieces back together – maybe even fold them neatly into your suitcase. 

„You always do that“, you say, still smiling as you lean shift and lean back on your hands, gazing up at the ceiling like maybe it has all the answers needed. 

„Do what?“, he asks, reigning innocence as he returns to tucking your skincare into a zip pouch. 

„Turn a full-blown meltdown into something that feels … survivable.“

He shrugs one shoulders, not looking at you. „It’s a gift. Like folding fitted sheets or making you eat when you forget to.“

You toss a crumbled sweater at him, but he catches it effortlessly, grinning. Then the grin fades just slightly as he glances over at you. 

„Seriously though“, he says, voice quieter now. „I know this world can feel like it’s built for someone else. Like you’re crashing the party, pretending you belong.“

Your stomach twists. „Exactly.“

„But you do“, he continues. „Not because of how you look or what you wear, but because of who you are when all that gets stripped away. That’s what Charles sees. That’s what I see.“

You blink, caught off-guard by how much that hits you in the chest. 

For a second, you don’t speak. The room feels still – quiet, but full of something real. You’re suddenly aware of how close Lando is, how much space he always seems to give you while somehow making sure you’re never actually alone. 

„I don’t say it enough“, you finally say, „but I’m really glad we met at the supermarket and became friends.“

He shrugs again, trying to play it cool, but you see the faintest smile tug at the corner of his mouth. „You say it enough. In your own weird way. Usually when I rescue you from fashion-related disasters or emotionally charged spirals involving the idea to leave Monaco and move to Australia.“

You smile softly and shake your head, then tilt it toward him. „You really think I’ll be okay tonight?“

Lando doesn’t hesitate, I know you will. You’ll walk in, wearing that red dress, and Charles is going to look at you like no one else in that room even exists.“

You bite your lip, nervous and hopeful all at once. 

„And if you do trip, with or withough camera in hand“, he adds. „Just make it look intentional. Vogue girls do it all the time.“

You look down, picking imaginary dust off your leggings. „You think Vogue girls fall?“

„Oh yeah, constantly“, he says with absolute fake authority. „They just call it ‚off-beat elegance‘.“

You roll your eyes, reaching for your suitcase. „Off-beat elegance“, you repeat, trying not to smile. „I swear you make this stuff up as you go.“

He grins. „It’s a skill. Very underappreciated.“

You’re brushing your fingers through your hair, trying to make sense oft he growing chaos on your bed and inside your head, when Lando suddenly says, casually but pointedly, „You ever think about it?“

You glance over at him. „Think about what?“

He tosses a pair of heels into the suitcase with a soft thud and looks at you, eyes just a little more serious than his tone. „That job I offered you. The McLaren one.“

You blink surprised. „Now? You’re bringing that up now?“

„You’re spiraling“, he says, unapologetic. „About the gala, about being the ‚awkward plus-one‘, about Charles looking like a Dior model. So yeah. Now.“

You sink back beside him, crossing your arms over your knees. „I’m not –"

He lifts an eyebrow. 

You sigh. „Okay, maybe a little.“

He leans back on his hands. „I meant it, you know. About the job. It wasn’t just some throwaway offer.“

You look at him wary. „I thought it was. You were joking like, „someone who takes photos like they’re straight out of a dream“.“

„Yeah, that was the line“, he admits with a small smile. „But only because if I was too serious, you’d shut it down.“

You stare at the floor, chewing on your bottom lip. „I didn’t shut it down“, you say quietly, eye fixed on the tangle of charger cords and socks by your feet. „Charles did.“

Lando shrugs, not in a dismissive way, just easy. „Yeah. I figured he might.“

You frown. „You’re not – offended?“

„Nah“, he says, leaning back on his hands again. „I knew it was bad timing. I mean, middle of a three-way phone call on New Years Day? And Pierre told me that the two of you finally found each other? Not exactly a contract negotiation vibe.“

You huff a laugh. „You did pitch it when we just got into our apartment.“

He smirks, then shakes his head slightly. „Whatever. But I was serious, you know. I wasn’t just throwing it out there because I thought it would be fun to work with you.“

You raise an eyebrow.

„Okay“, he amends. „Also that. But mostly because I think it’d be sick to have you come shoot for us at Woking. Headquarters are changing a lot. New tech, new faces, more storytelling. Zak wanted someone who actually knows how to make things look – real. Like they breathe.“

You stare at him, surprised by how genuine that all sounds. Lando isn’t joking now – not in that half-sarcastic, half-serious way he usually does when he’s talking about important things. He’s just – being honest. 

„Woking, huh?“, you say, letting the word settle. It feels unfamiliar, but not unwelcome. 

„Yeah“, he says, picking at a loose thread on the sleeve of his hoodie. „We’ve been doing this big internal shift – kind of trying to reset how we tell our story. Less glossy, more grounded. Real people, real work. Honestly, it made me think of you immediately.“

You smile, a little caught off guard. „I thought you only saw my stuff when Charles and Kika posted it.“

He gives you a look. „Come on. Sure, I’ve seen your stuff on their Instagram, but I trust you.“

You sigh, curling your legs up beneath you. „So what exactly would I be doing? Not that I’m considering it.“

He smiles. „You’ll work in Woking, like I said. Come to HQ, hang out, shoot whatever catches your eye – engine builds, sim sessions, Oscar being weird in the cafeteria. Whatever you think will give a good insight on how the team at HQ is like. Anything to make the team seem a little more approachable.“

You raise your brows. „Thats – actually really cool.“

„It is“, he agrees. „And look – I know your thing with Charles is like carved in stone or whatever, and I’m sure that Charles and you will work great together. I’m just – trying to look out for you.“ He purses his lips. „Giving you something that’s just yours.“

You nod slowly, feeling something shift in your chest. It’s not pressure. It’s a possibility. 

Then, like always with Lando, the moment softens, before it can grow heavier. He leans back again with a huff, stretching his legs out across the floor. „Alright“, he says. „Emotional vulnerability quota reached. Back to chaos.“

You laugh under your breath, grateful for the shift. The air feels easier now, like something’s opened and aired out between you. He pulls out his phone and starts scrolling absently. You sit cross-legged beside him, folding one of your jackets into a neater square just to keep your hands busy. 

„Oh“, he says suddenly, holding the phone closer to his face. „Guess who’s in Italy.“

You glance over at the screen. „Who?“

„Elena“, he says, thumb hovering over her story. „Didn’t she say she was staying in London this weekend?“

You shrug. „I haven’t talked to her since we went to the club“, you reply, scooting closer. He taps through her stories, and sure enough – there she is, framed against golden Tuscan hills, wine glass in hand, grinning into the sun. 

He taps through a few more of Elena’s stories – sweeping vineyards, a blurry photo of a cheese board, close-up of an Espresso – and then hands you the phone like it’s evidence. 

You squint at the screen, then smile. „I should text her“, you say suddenly, already reaching for your phone. 

Lando raises his eyebrow. „Yeah?“

„Yeah. Charles is still in Maranello tomorrow and once the gala’s over I could use a day off from it. Something that feels like real life.“ You glance down at your phone as you start typing. „Just lunch. Something easy.“

You: hey, just saw your stories – Italy looks like a dream. wanna do dinner tomorrow night if you’re free? I’ll be in Italy as well x

You hit send and set the phone down, feeling something settle in your chest – not obligation, not pressure, just something small and grounding. Like reconnecting with someone who has nothing to do with Formula One. 

Lando watches you, smiling faintly. „That’s good. You need that stuff. Normal things.“ He purses his lips. „So, I helped you pack, so I deserve something. A thank-you coffee? A snack? A parade?“

You laugh. „You want a parade?“

He shrugs „A tiny one. Like – a snack parade.“

You throw a sock at him, and he catches it with mock offence. „I take it back. No parade for you.“

Your friend grins, and you both dissolve into laughter, the kind that lingers in the air like sunlight through an open window. 

The gala still looms ahead. The dress, the cameras, the careful choreography of taking Charles‘ pictures and being seen. But for now, sitting cross-legged on your bedroom floor with Lando, laughing like you’ve known him forever – it all feels manageable. 

And maybe, more than that. It even feels a little bit like everything will turn out the way it should be. 

[gilbertscurls]

one shots:

fluff:

nervous consume tutu day crispy beginnings eeyore life at first sight snoop, part 2 sucker, part 2 quiet of the night somebody special someday trick or treat bet u wanna stuck with you hurt again street lamp slip up one of your girls glimpse of us trading places bouquet pissed off tea parties and tiny chefs flawless goodnight kisses campaign do not enter single ladies just friends (until we're not), part two the disaster date all in every single thing just friends enough more than this betrayed

angst:

down bad, pt. 2 the loneliest complicated hit me up treat you better flashing slow down calling after me christmas (baby please come home) nowhere to run not strong enough

smut:

meddle about all mine taste closer into it obsessed kiss me more favorite part baby said more whimper good boy

series:

classroom competition somebody else someone to you

one shots:

fluff:

everywhere pillow wall kiss it better bloody sparks fly live a little, part 2 7 minutes of chris and y/n being in love yapping side of me when you know, you know obvious hopeless all of you

angst:

wrong direction lose myself

smut:

unraveling good for you ruin

couples challenge three's a party

sturniolo christmas countdown

[virahaus]

You know what I'm thinking of,,, a Red White and Royal Blue Obikin AU with a twist and GFFA style 🤭

Anakin is the son of the newly elected Shmi Skywalker, senator of the Freed Tatooine. Obi-Wan, instead, is the eldest son of the King of Stewjon and is actually expected to soon be king himself since King Qui-Gon's health has been slowly declining. He represents Stewjon in the Senate.

Tatooine is the newest planet to enter the Republic and because of this, Shmi is trying to find allies to protect their planet from those who'd like to see the free people fail. To do so, Anakin is often sent as an ambassador of the planet since he's Shmi's only blood son and because of that he has more protections than others. In Anakin's entourage there's his sister-in-law Beru, while Owen stays with Shmi as her bodyguard.

Anakin is sent to Stewjon as the start of Shmi's term but unfortunately him and the much older Obi-Wan butt heads terribly. It culminates in an international incident where Obi-Wan and Anakin fall face first into a cake. Over the years, Shmi becomes very friendly with Qui-Gon and so they both decide, to sell their newly announced partnership and cover that incident, that Obi-Wan will have Anakin shadow him as his "student" to help him grasp negotiation techniques. They are both completely against it, but Shim and Qui-Gon twist their arms.

From there, they are obligated to make public appearances together at least once a week and they get suites in the same hotels. They snipe constantly, until there's a potential terrorist attack and they are ushered together in a small room to hide. There they have their first heart to heart and Anakin admits he looks up to Obi-Wan and he was crushed by Obi-Wan's initial dismissal of him. From there, they begin to get closer and closer until they are celebrating a new galactic year together and kiss each other. From there it begins a torrid affair between them. They are obsessed with each other. Anakin discovers prostate orgasms and he's forever changed. They try, but they get found out by their own entourage multiple times. Everybody can see how besotted they are but them. It comes to a point where Anakin wants to come clean but Obi-Wan is less inclined: he is expected to marry a person of royal blood and so their union would be fraught with obstacles. Anakin's position is not that great either: Shmi is campaigning for her reelection so a scandal it's the last thing they need, even if Tatooine cares way less about Anakin's love life than Stewjon. Anakin feels rejected especially when Obi-Wan pretends to be interested in other royals and is essentially heartbroken when Obi-Wan tells him that he must follow his duty. Anakin flies back to Tatooine and throws himself into his mother's campaign. Shmi immediately clocks that something is going on and Anakin unburdens himself. Shmi is very protective of him and the fact that Obi-Wan broke her son's heart is not something that's flying for her. I like to think Shmi would meddle to either get them back together or set Obi-Wan's balls on fire if he doesn't straighten up the situation one way or another lmao.

Anyhow, Obi-Wan goes to Qui-Gon who tells him to follow his heart and so Obi-Wan makes a grand gesture to get his Anakin back 🫶🏻 they get engaged three months later and the holonet is obsessed with them. Obi-Wan thought they would have problems selling their relationship to the public, but apparently they are so visibly besotted the citizens of Stewjon were shipping them even before they went public lmao

They are their beloved disaster royal couple 🤭

(also let's pretend Palpatine died young cause he accidentally tripped on Yoda's cane and fell to his death 🫶🏻)

[genderkoolaid]

President Joe Biden is commuting the sentences of roughly 1,500 people who were released from prison and placed on home confinement during the coronavirus pandemic and is pardoning 39 Americans convicted of nonviolent crimes. It's the largest single-day act of clemency in modern history. The commutations announced Thursday are for people who have served out home confinement sentences for at least one year after they were released. Prisons were uniquely bad for spreading the virus and some inmates were released in part to stop the spread. At one point, 1 in 5 prisoners had COVID-19, according to a tally kept by The Associated Press. [...] The clemency follows a broad pardon for his son Hunter, who was prosecuted for gun and tax crimes. Biden is under pressure from advocacy groups to pardon broad swaths of people, including those on federal death row, before the Trump administration takes over in January. He’s also weighing whether to issue preemptive pardons to those who investigated Trump’s effort to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election and are facing possible retribution when he takes office. Those pardoned Thursday had been convicted of nonviolent crimes such as drug offenses and turned their lives around, White House lawyers said. They include a woman who led emergency response teams during natural disasters; a church deacon who has worked as an addiction counselor and youth counselor; a doctoral student in molecular biosciences; and a decorated military veteran. [...] Rep. Jim McGovern, D-Mass., and 34 other lawmakers are urging the president to pardon environmental and human rights lawyer Steven Donziger, who was imprisoned or under house arrest for three years because of a contempt of court charge related to his work representing Indigenous farmers in a lawsuit against Chevron. Others are advocating for Biden to commute the sentences of federal death row prisoners. His attorney general, Merrick Garland, paused federal executions. Biden had said on the campaign trail in 2020 that he wanted to end the death penalty but he never did, and now, with Trump coming back into office, it’s likely executions will resume. During his first term, Trump presided over an unprecedented number of federal executions, carried out during the height of the pandemic.

[dostoyevsky-official]

Trump administration disbands taskforce targeting Russian oligarchs

A memo from the attorney general, Pam Bondi, issued during a wave of orders on her first day in office but not previously reported, said the effort, known as Task Force KleptoCapture, will end as part of a shift in focus and funding to combating drug cartels and international gangs. The taskforce brought indictments against the aluminum magnate Oleg Deripaska and TV tycoon Konstantin Malofeyev for alleged sanctions busting, and seized yachts belonging to the sanctioned oligarchs Suleiman Kerimov and Viktor Vekselberg. It also secured a guilty plea against a US lawyer who made $3.8m in payments to maintain properties owned by Vekselberg.

Trump Green-Lights Bribery and Corruption With New Executive Order

President Donald Trump has instructed Attorney General Pam Bondi to pause prosecutions of companies that bribe foreign government officials to win business. The Foreign Corrupt Practices Act has been “stretched beyond proper bounds and abused in a manner that harms the interests of the United States,” hurting American competitiveness, Trump wrote in an executive order signed Monday. [...] The order’s legality was not immediately clear. Generally, the Constitution requires the president to “take care that the laws” passed by Congress “be faithfully executed.” Presidents do have some enforcement discretion, but they cannot override laws, according to the ACLU. Major companies such as Goldman Sachs, Glencore and Walmart have all come under FCPA scrutiny, according to Reuters.

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"It's going to mean a lot more business for America," Trump told reporters while signing the order in the Oval Office on Monday. Trump wanted to strike down FCPA during his first term in office. He has called it a "horrible law" and said "the world is laughing at us" for enforcing it. Anti-corruption watchdog Transparency International said FCPA made the United States a leader in addressing global corruption. (x)

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“It sounds good on paper, but in practicality, it's a disaster,” Trump said. “It means that if an American goes over to a foreign country and starts doing business over there, legally, legitimately or otherwise, it's almost a guaranteed investigation indictment, and nobody wants to do business with the Americans because of it.” [...] Gary Kalman, executive director of Transparency International U.S., said Trump’s order “diminishes—and could pave the way for completely eliminating—the crown jewel in the U.S.’s fight against global corruption.” [...] In one of its most significant victories, the Justice Department announced Oct. 16, three weeks before Trump’s election victory, that mega-defense contractor Raytheon Company of Virginia would pay over $950 million to settle foreign bribery and related charges in a scheme to help foreign governments purchase PATRIOT missile systems and operate and maintain a radar system. In one of the schemes, Raytheon engaged in a campaign from 2012 and 2016 “to bribe a high-level official” within the Qatar government’s military “in order to assist Raytheon in obtaining and retaining business” from it, the DOJ said, citing admissions and court documents filed in the Eastern District of New York. [...] Raytheon’s “criminal schemes to defraud the U.S. government in connection with” the contracts “erodes public trust and harms the DOD, businesses that play by the rules, and American taxpayers,” Deputy Assistant Attorney General Kevin Driscoll of the Justice Department’s Criminal Division also said at the time. (x)

this is the most relentlessly pro-corruption administration in american history. the guiding animus seems to be how much corruption can we do, how can we help others get away with corruption, how can we halt justice, etc

[grunklejam]

New to Studio Bad Egg!

6" Summer Never Ends pin

6” 3D mega-pin with glow-in-the-dark effect 

There are some summers we may never forget - and the Summer of 2012 might well be the most memorable of all. This utterly gigantic mega-pin is very much our celebration of everything Gravity Falls. A grand total of 23 iconic characters, all coming together for a gentle evening by a campfire - but is it all as it seems?

This gigantic half-foot pin is the largest pin we’ve EVER made, and boasts one of the most complicated pieces of artwork we’ve ever received from the incredible Kyri45. The polaroid-style photograph also sits nestled within a bronze frame, peppered in Bill Cipher’s devilish influence… 

We’ve packed this incredible collectable with characters from the main cast and beyond, ranging from Tyler Cutebiker to Abuelita, and we’re super excited to see them brought to life. If we sell over 500 of this gigantic fandom monolith, we’ll even include a special display stand!

6” hard enamel pin starring a grand total of 23 characters

Double layered with Bill Cipher bronze frame

Glow in the dark detailing

Magnetic mount 

Exclusive presentation box 

Limited edition of 1,000 units 

Concept by Studio Bad Egg

Consulted on by Grunkle Jam

Designed by Kyri45

But we have The Owl House and Amphibia too...

Our gigantic stained glass pins are dedicated to celebrating some of our most-prized characters and moments from the universes we love so much - each with fully detailed artwork, traditional art elements and a focus on really capturing the magic - and sometimes malevolence - of the shows and scenes that raise us.

$73 each

4” hard enamel pins

Full colour design with translucent stained glass-effect elements

Rubber clutch

Limited edition of 1,000 units

Concept by Studio Bad Egg

Designed by Kyri45   

4" Never Forgotten Pin

4” The Owl House stained glass-effect pin with polished brass plating

"Thank you for finding me."

New friends don’t mean that old ones are forgotten. This giant 4” stained glass-effect pin explores the unending relationship between long-suffering grimwalker and his beloved palisman, with a touching heraldic design based upon traditional stained glass windows. We think this is one of the sweetest tributes we’ve ever done!

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4" Together Forever Pin

4” Gravity Falls stained glass-effect pin with polished nickel plating

“You and me can be together…FOREVER!”

.GIFfany is coming for you. And she knows what you guys are like - most of you won’t reject her! This giant 4” stained glass-effect pin features an elaborate Giffany design, complete with Kanji and the pixelated possessive herself.

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4" Peace in the Phutthawat pin

4” Amphibia stained glass-effect pin with polished gold plating

“It is sort of neat to see all three of them connecting to Thai culture like this..”

Amphibia has many beautiful moments - but considering Studio Bad Egg is a Thai-owned company, one of our most precious episodes is Temple Frogs. Thai rep is such a rare thing to see on TV, so to see it from one of our favourite shows? Pure gold. We knew the moment we got to work on the Anniversary collection, this was what we wanted to capture. 

You want triangles...?

2.25" Message from Theraprism Pin

$27.00

2.25” Bill Cipher Ouija board slider pin with polished nickel plating 

“I'm perfectly fine…”

While Bill’s last attempt at Multiversal Madness was an absolute disaster, thanks to the heroes of the BYEEE campaign, you can’t keep a good triangle down. Or a really, really bad one. Bill Cipher is reaching out for you - will you reply? 

Based upon the traditional Ouija board, this 4” pin features a sliding planchette that allows you to communicate with the three-sided horror as you go about your day to day. It’s like Whatsapp, but for some triangular loser who’s stuck in an interdimensional CBT centre. 

2.25” hard enamel pin with a sliding planchette 

Rubber clutch

Limited edition of 1,000 units

Concept by Studio Bad Egg

Designed by Kyri45

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2.25" Mystery Snacks Pin

$25.00

2.25” Bill Cipher pin with polished nickel plating 

Based upon one of our toy designs that never was, this terrifying Bill pin features everybody’s favourite reality-warping demon taking a big ol’ bite out of our childhoods. Evil! Evil triangle! 

This enamel pin comes in at a generous 2.25”, with a detailed design and a frankly maddening number of teeth. 

2.25” hard enamel pin 

Rubber clutch

Limited edition of 1,000 units

Concept by Studio Bad Egg

Designed by Kyri45

We also have a TON of returning Owl House designs and some old Gravity Falls pieces taken from the archive!

[self-loving-vampire]

Last night, Canada’s Liberal Party, led by Mark Carney, secured a victory in the 2025 federal election. Though the party fell short of an outright majority, it will retain control of the government. The campaign’s final stretch was marred by a surge in anti-trans rhetoric from the Conservative Party, with leader Pierre Poilievre releasing platform guidance that suggested possible bathroom bans and restrictions on transgender prisoners. In contrast, Carney—whose public support for LGBTQ+ rights has included his nonbinary child—offered a starkly different vision. For queer Canadians and those seeking refuge in a country that affirms their rights, the outcome was an unambiguous win. The outcome was uncertain as the election drew near—but for transgender Canadians, a Conservative victory would have spelled disaster. Pierre Poilievre, the Conservative leader, has repeatedly championed anti-transgender policies. “Female spaces should be exclusively for females, not for biological males,” he said in 2024, signaling opposition to trans people using restrooms that align with their gender identity. He also pledged to introduce legislation banning transgender women from women’s sports. In the final week of his campaign, his platform escalated further, promising restrictions on transgender prisoners and vowing to “ensure that women’s spaces and services remain protected in federal institutions and policy.” Canada, for a moment, stood on the brink of replicating the past three months of anti-trans rollbacks seen under Trump’s second presidency in the United States.

It is not comforting that the election was close, and there is still much work to do, but this both keeps Canada relatively safe for trans people and also strengthens our position for the purposes of campaigning against the STCA.

If you can, contact your MPs and urge them to make exceptions to or withdraw from the Safe Third Country Agreement with the United States. As I said before, we have a strong case to declare the US unsafe for trans people, and for refugees more generally. Inform yourself and make arguments based on the recent anti-trans executive orders and their impact.

I am already doing this myself and trying to get in contact with organizations or local trans people who may be willing to support the cause. The more people bring up the topic to them and the more people we reach the more likely it is that we will be able to get something done.

If you are contacting them by email, you will want to include your full name, home address, and postal code. Ideally you should try to call them by phone or even meet them in person (especially if you can convince a couple of people to come with you).

[honourablejester]

I know it’s because there’s something of an actual lineage there, each new setting spun off from or inspired by the ones before, but I find it somewhat amusing that in the current big 3 fantasy ttrpg settings, D&D’s Faerûn, Pathfinder’s Golarion, and Critical Role’s Exandria, the flying cities were always doomed. They’re always there, because flying cities are cool as hell, but they’re always doomed, because we’re not sure if we want that much casual magic in the world. So the Netherese Empire, the Shori Empire, the Age of Arcanum, they’re all lost wonders of the ancient world, the ruins of fallen sky cities serving as fantastic megadungeons littering the landscape of the present day. Once upon a time there was a fantastic mage empire that set their cities flying through the sky, but obviously their hubris and/or a titanic (often divine) enemy brought them down, because such magical luxuries could never be expected to last.

A lot of current fantasy settings are a little bit post-apocalyptic. Explicitly so, in several cases. If you want to play a campaign on a flying city, you have to know in advance that you’re playing a prequel campaign and the city is doomed. Just. As a fact of being. Flying cities don’t last. You just have to live with that fact in the back of your mind.

Don’t get me wrong, the ruins and impact craters of a lost age of flying cities does make a fantastic bit of background worldbuilding. I just, I’d like to see a setting where the golden age isn’t either already gone or slated to end in doom and disaster? A setting with current flying cities. Yeah, maybe some of them have fallen or had isolated disasters, if you’ve got a whole-ass city hanging in the air with only magic holding it up, there’s a lot that can go wrong, but others are still there, they didn’t all die in a single mass catastrophe. You know? A setting where the age of wonder is right now, and it is not divinely mandated to end. We’ve got flying cities, maybe the next stop is space cities, with nothing catastrophic in between. We have all the potential, and the future is bright, and not ironically so, but genuinely so.

Flying cities are cool. They’re a cool thing to explore, and I feel like Tower-of-Babel style hubris-destined-for-a-fall is not the only potential narrative for them. But yes, I’m aware that this is mostly because those three particular settings are a nested egg of inspirations. Heh.

[duckprintspress]

Cover Reveal: The Salt in the Sea by J. D. Rivers

The Salt in the Sea by J. D. Rivers is Duck Prints Press’s next novella release! Meet Thoma and Victor, two men with complex pasts that include a previous bittersweet encounter with each other. The Salt in the Sea is a novella about building a life in the aftermath of disaster, about isolation literal and metaphorical, and about second chances. Oh, yeah, and there’s also a corpse to deal with…

Blurb:

A downtrodden ex-soldier. After leaving the military, werewolf Victor is shunned in his civilian life. Money is tight, so when an ex-comrade offers him an easy job—getting a package from an island—he jumps at the chance. A lost inn-owner. When Selkie Thoma opens the door to a knocking patron, he wants to close it again immediately. Standing before him is Victor, his one-night stand from three years ago. The last thing Thoma wants is to have to explain why he left that night. As Victor and Thoma cross paths unexpectedly, emotions flare anew. But Victor is only on the island for a week, and Thoma can’t face his past, the consequences of his decisions, or the resulting condemnation from his sea-going selkie family. A dead body in a post office. When a corpse is discovered, fingers throughout the community point at Victor. With time running out before justice is served, it’s on Thoma to find out the truth. Because on the island justice is deadly.

Our pre-order crowdfunding campaign for The Salt in the Sea begins April 1st 2025 (no foolin’!), with a minimum goal of $900 US. You can learn more about the campaign, and sign up for our newsletter to make sure you get notified when sales go live!

The cover artist is planetsandmagic.

[whereserpentswalk]

The fae are not the strongest threat humanity has waged war agaisnt. Other interdimensional entities such as djinn, demons, angels, eldritch things, and yequetals, all were numerically and physically stronger. But the fae have proven themselves unquie in that they are the entity most adept at using trickery to wage war of humanity and our gods, allowing for a type of unconventional warfare that's incredibly hard to subvert.

One of the best example of the way various factions of fae use trickery to make warfare agaisnt them difficult is through the use of disaster changelings. For those who don't know, disaster changelings shape-shift themselves into people who are wounded or in need of help after a major disaster, and when anyone comes over to help, they turn back to their true forms and attack them.

The effects of the disaster changelings are incredibly effective at causing fear. Any human settlement that's been attacked by fae is difficult for first responders to deal with, as it's impossible to know whose a real person crying for help, and whose a changing ready to attack you. It's made it so that anyone whose not a trained professional is completely banned from helping at all, being forced to walk through streets filled with bleeding and dying people, not being able to help because they don't know which ones are real.

Humanity has tried to create ways around it. Some towns near zones with a heavy fae risk have created systems to separate real people from changlings during the aftermath of an attack. Sometimes it involves calling out or writing a code word, as much of the EU attempted to implement, but that creates a problem where people who forget the code during the stress of a crisis, or who are too wounded to communicate get left behind. Also after a few hours the mimics start copying the password. In Russia they attempted to create a database of everyone's faces, but that created a problem where if your face isn't visible you're assumed to be a changling, and it also created a problem as changlings are great at copying the faces of those killed by fae more powerful then them.

Technologically advanced scanning can help, but it takes a long time, giving a changling time to shift back to its original form and attack, and giving actual wounded humans more time to die of their injuries. The fae don't just you disaster changelings to attack first responders. They use them to waste time, resources, at to make it harder to help those in need. Every second spent trying to root them out is another second not spent helping those who need help, and every system to avoid changlings either doesn't avoid every changling, or marks some humans as changlings. Babies are a specific problem, as it's far harder to tell if they're changlings then adults are, so in a lot of places they just won't help them if they're wounded.

Now, in the majority of cases fae will deploy about one changling for every three to five wounded humans. But this has been known to be altered in certain circumstances, to create maximum effect. For example, at the battle of Sussex, because there weren't that many wounded, they deployed nearly every changling they had as a disaster changling, so that it was hard to find the few wounded that there were. Alternatively the battle of Warsaw saw so many wounded, that the fae didn't deploy any disaster changlings, but they made it look like they did, so that humanity wasted time searching for them, and eventually left people to die in paranoia because they thought there were undetected changlings. Worst of all, during the campaign to retake France, there were rumors certain disaster changelings didn't ever return to their true form, instead pretending to be the wounded who would take the most time and resources to care for, to waste the time of the first responders. The rumors about France were never confirmed to be true, by they still aren't taking care of certain injuries because of it.

The disaster changlings are one of the most powerful weapons in the fae arsenal, though they haven't claimed many lives by directly killing people, they've claimed countless just by the paranoia and fear that they cause in those trying to protect humanity. So if you live somewhere that is susceptible to fae attacks, be aware, and be warned.

[yellochan]

LORE TIME!!!

Soo, i have new interesting theories and headcanons about these three neighbor, they're Mia, Dr. Afton, and.. Anastacha.

1. Theory: Mia probably have higher role than Afton if she's also involved in Trojan Horse Project.

I've made this theory in my Twitter before, but then i just noticed this detail. Most of married couple in the data files are that the men always listed first (top) and the ladies are listed second (bottom), such as Roman and Lois, Arnold and Gloria, Alf and Rafttellyn. But when i saw Mia and Afton, i just noticed that their data position is the opposite which it's kinda weird in some way, considering that we already see Afton has more authority, i even made silly jokes about this detail first and you probably know what it is LMAO 💀 but the more i look at this detail, this might be a hint that Mia is probably a woman that is not really as sweet and innocent as we thought.

In my theory, if Mia involved with T.H.P, i have two wild theory about this. First, Afton probably didn't expect his fiancee was also involved and in the end, they probably end up as enemies instead of lovers and tried to manipulate each other to survive. Second theory, i think Mia might be the daughter of Oswald D. Keppler because that would totally tell why she has higher position than Afton. She also probably the "Teacher" who taught everything to Afton's creation, the doppelgangers, and she's like his most trusted supervisor. They probably met since Afton got recruited there in 1945 and they eventually got engaged not because they only love each other, but they're basically lunatic partner that already did so many terrible things but ended up as lovers anyway, but they might still try to protect or betray each other in the end.

2. Theory: The "I Married a Doppelganger" might imply that Afton and Mia just got married.

Since they're the only engaged couple in the original Itch.io version, i think this news in 4th day of Campaign Mode of the remake tells about Mia's POV of being ignored by Afton after they got married. Since Afton got too busy with his dirty work in T.H.P., he probably decided to make a very perfect doppelganger of himself to live with her while he stays in T.H.P. headquarters because he still genuinely want to keep her safe despite he already got too far with the project. Maybe she doesn't really know what he is up to, OR MAYBE, this is just a made up story by both of them because who knows? Maybe Mia and Afton that we see in the apartment were just doppelgangers all this time because i think they wouldn't be that dumb to risk their life by living in a place that literally surrounded with their own creations.

3. Headcanon: Anastacha sees Mia and Afton as her kindest parents figure.

So in the game, Anastacha is a Student while Mia is a Teacher. Mia probably is a normal teacher for once and she's teaching in the same school as Ana. Anastacha has the "i'm tired with you all" vibes, but in reality, she's probably tired because she's too stressed living with her mother Nacha and having no father figure at all since Francis doesn't really care about her, so Mia might noticed Ana being lonely in the class and she decided to talk with her until to the point Ana got comfortable with Mia. Later, Ana constantly visits Mia's apartment but she also started seeing Afton as a nice father figure because both of them somehow care about her more, but at some point, Francis could notice that because their apartment are next to each other. If Ana really sees Afton as a father figure while not knowing that he's the reason of all of this doppels chaos and disaster, this would be so ironic. In the end, Francis will still try to protect her from him despite he knows that he's not the best father for Ana, but it's because he's the real father of Ana and he still doesn't want to lose his daughter no matter what.

Here's also a link to my previous theories and headcanons in Twitter, just in case if you want to see them as well! :3

Alright, i think that's all i got for now! I'm sorry that i'm back with no art yet, i got too busy with college right now, but i hope you enjoy these theories and let me know what you think if you want to add another theories about them! :D

Thank you for reading this and i hope you like it! ✌