#can't believe this boy rly is like

[zhoufeis]

This is for your own good. - For my own good? When have you ever cared about me? You only smiled at me when you wanted something from me. You only want to keep the glory of the Heavenly Realm and to conquer the Four Realms. I’d rather forsake the throne. I want to retain my memories. - You want to retain your memories only so you and the Princess can be together and love each other. - YES! - Youqin, you would endure the lightning strikes of the Heavenly Court of Justice to save her. Have you gone insane? She is the harbinger of calamity; she is the crown princess of the Void. For such an absurd love, you would abandon me and the Heavenly Realm?

星落凝成糖 THE STARRY LOVE China, 2023, Episode 30.

[kuromi-hoemie]

feel like I've genuinely spent at least a quarter of my day too horny to think. i was going to do some kind of art today but I've been thinking about the boy...

[bonyato]

I just realized we didn't get Death Game this season either. i see .. Well that's okay *deflates like a balloon*

[piplupod]

PIPLUP MIGHT ARRIVE ON THE 30TH WOOOOOO everyone will be out of the house that day which would be SO poggers if it could arrive that day bc then parents dont have to see that i ordered anything fdskfl

BUT SOON. I WILL HAVE MY PERFECT PIPLUP PLUSHIE.

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙sickly sweet | OB38/87/whatever˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: ollie bearman x driver!reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au, new relationship

warnings: very fluffy lol

summary: in which you & your new boyfriend act too sweet online and your friends are extremely overprotective !!!

a/n: ollie is deffo a new one for me lol im not rly a massive fan of writing driver!reader ngl but i did it for u anon pls appreciate <333

request!!!: driver!reader x Ollie bearman just them being sickly in love with one another and the other f1 drivers being protective about y/n

fc: various brunette girls from pinterest

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f1updates mclaren rookie driver y/n y/l/n seen at a sports game this weekend with f2 driver ollie bearman ♥️

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user1 are they dating??

user2 yea but it's pretty new i think

user3 omg so cute

user4 awww the way she's looking at him 🥹🥹

user5 TOO CUTEEE

user6 who is he??

user7 f2 driver lol and reserve driver for ferrari & haas

user8 idk who im more jealous of

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yourusername anyways

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user9 OMGGG HELLOOO OLLIE

mclaren that better be papaya 👀

yourusername cheating on u with a mango 😕

mclaren 😵

user10 LOL? they are so unserious

landonorris cancel your weekend plans

yourusername excuse u

charles_leclerc we're staging an intervention

yourusername i wont be attending, sorry

maxverstappen1 oh dont worry y/n, we'll come to you 😊

yourusername guys please you cant "stage an intervention" just bc i have a bf now

carlossainz55 sure

user11 HAHAHA FREE HER

user12 ijbol they r so overprotective

alex_albon grid princess

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olliebearman ♥️🫶

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georgerussell63 read the room

landonorris 🤨

yourusername ignore them ollie

user13 LOLLLLL

olliebearman posted a story

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lilymhe cuties

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user14 omg im obsessed with u guys

user15 papaya prin 🥹🥹🥹

landonorris delete

carlossainz55 blocked and reported

maxverstappen1 watch your footing

alex_albon stay safe out there

olliebearman 😬😬😬

yourbff posted a story

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georgerussell63 not you too

yourbff awwww stop being a loser

charles_leclerc interesting

yourbff UR NOT HER FATHER 😂

user16 OMG GOALS

user17 they r sosososo cute tgthr

user18 i jus know the rest of the grid r spamming ur dm rn

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lilymhe the boys are so triggered and she dgaf

yourbff they are such little worms! free my baby y/n

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f1updates mclaren rookie driver y/n y/l/n spotted once again with f2 driver ollie bearman in romantic embrace, out for lunch at a fast food chain with friends during a week long break in the season !

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user19 my ollieyn heart

user20 ollie liking this omg he's down bad 😭

user21 obsessed with y/n finally noticing ollie when he drove for ferrari this season instead of when they were both in f2

user22 she's real for this

user23 no one can say tht girl isn't all about the racing

user24 lovethemlovethemlovethem

user25 im down bad crying at the gym😭

user26 would kill to see the grid group chat after this dropped 💀

user27 😂 they are so protective of the papaya princess

user28 as they should be tbh

maxverstappen1 not again...

f1updates MAX??!!

user29 what is max doing here 😂

olliebearman oh no.....

user30 screaming

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yourusername my first podium in f1 in freaking monaco 🥺 i wanna thank my family and friends, my team and my fellow drivers who made an impossible transition from idols to friends thank u so so much i can't believe this is my life 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

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olliebearman so proud 🧡

maxverstappen1 will let it slide for today

user31 LOL taking a day off

landonorris smashed it

charles_leclerc so proud! an honour to share the podium with you

alex_albon papaya QUEEN

georgerussell63 never doubted you for a second!

mclaren that's our girl 🧡

user32 eating the right fruit this time 😂

carlossainz55 no one else i'd rather be beaten by 😊

lilymhe my fav girl boss

user33 everyone loves her sm 🥹🥹

user34 so happy for her i cried fr

yourbff my little legend <3

olliebearman

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olliebearman congratulations to our y/n on her first f1 podium so unbelievably proud of you and in awe of everything you do everyday. i love you 🩷

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user35 OMGGG a whole post for her

user36 screaming this is so so cute

charles_leclerc ❤️❤️

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maxverstappen1 oh

yourusername 🤨?

carlossainz55 this is actually very nice

georgerussell63 ...agree

landonorris 😳

olliebearman no way

yourusername you won them over....

alex_albon FINALLY

user37 scream

user38 hahahaha awww they finally accepted ollie 🙏

user39 obsessed with everything about this omg

user40 I LOVE OLLIEYN

yourusername stop it you'll make me cry!!!! i love you so much i couldn't have done it without you

olliebearman well you could but i appreciate the sentiment 😘

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[g-xix]

🔞AMP EATING OUT HC'S

What the AMP boys are like giving head Feat: Duke Dennis, Kai Cenat, Agent00, JiDion, Fanum

Duke Dennis -This mf is so fuckin hot it's crazyy -Presses a myriad of kisses all over your inner thigh, even leaves a hickey there just so that only he can see it, cuz he's a possessive mf -Even starts with pressing a kiss on your core, wetting his lips which he j licks off before getting in there -And he's like, 6'2 so i know DAMN WELL he's got some sexy long fingers that he's gonna be scissoring in your pussy whilst he wraps his lips 'round your clit n sucks on that -Double stimulation of your g-spot and clit has you cumming haaard -And I j get the feeling that Duke's the type that's gonna ask whether you wanna do another round after that- maybe with his cock in your hole instead, this time

Kai Cenat -I just don't think he's much of a giver 💀 -I feel like he'd rather use fingers than go down on a girlie and eat it up -Atl he's... tried before? -Sorry but I just can't imagine he'd be good at it 😭 Like he'd be narrating to himself what he's doing just to like... Affirm to himself that he's doing it right -But this is the type of guy to get the left flap confused with the clitoris -Wondering why you're not moaning or really saying nothing... Eventually just had to say "You know what, maybe this isn't for you" -sorry to the Kai girlies but I just don't think Kai's got the good head game in him 😞

Fanum -This mf loves eating, and eating you out is no exception ong fr 🙏 -I feel like he'd be so easily turned on an picks up on signals sooo easy, so best believe that after a whole night out of teasing he wouldn't be playing around -Soon as you two get a moment alone he's not even wasting a second of time to take of your clothes or nun -Pulls up your skirt, pushes your panties to the side - the one time you wore a pair of tights he ripped through them like nothing, making you gasp and hiss his name - he just hushed you with promises of ill buy you a new pair don't you worry sweetheart- -And he's a messy mf when he's going down -Lapping that shit up like a DAWG, has you cursing n squeezing his head HARD between your thighs -Honestly it's crazy how good this guy is at giving head and he's a cocky bastard because he knows it too

JiDion -I think his song Thick Chicks affirms what typ'a girl he's into -And facesitting, he's a big fan of that -He likes a girlie sitting on his face, grinding down and riding his tongue -Clamps his arms around your thighs to your your pussy flush against his mouth 

Agent -Sooo this guy could not SHUT UP about eating ass, and squid pussy during that AMP x Beta Squad vid -And I think his enthusiasm has me convinced that he is genuinely into all that... not eating squid pussy, eating ass i mean -Has you on all fours, hand pressing your upper back down so that your face and tiddies are pressed into the bed, ass arched on up  -He's got one hand 'round your thigh, rubbing up n down, occasionally his thumb curling over and pressing to your clit, drawing circles on your clit and making you arch back into his touch -and he's going between licking your pussy and eating you out there, and spreading your cheeks n eating ass -I feel like he'd have experience too, yk, like he'd be good as hell with his tongue

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look ik i didn't do all of AMP but ngl, im a big british youtube girlie and i don't rly know (at all) what Chris n Davis r like 😭 That being said, do lmk if the AMP girlies out there enjoyed bc this is my first ever AMP-based fic... lmk whether u wanna see more!

Hope you enjoyed reading!! Feel free to interact- whether that be a comment, vote or follow! Requests open, feel free to submit what u wanna see... Much love!!

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[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

Been spending my time lately thinking of a House MD au where, through a series of accidents and lies and a bet he didn't rly intend to win, House ends up as a registered foster parent (he's still addicted to Vicodin and his normal dickish workaholic self but for some reason he cleared the requirements and trust me he's as stunned and mildly concerned as everyone else is).

Through further Shenanigans™, he ends up accidentally getting handed fostership of not one, not two, but three hellish but brilliant kids:

1. This total smartass 16 year old named Robert Chase who yeah he's a bitchy teenaged boy and a former rich kid and Australian with enough mommy and daddy issues to reawaken Freud after his dad dipped and absconded all parental rights and his mom drank herself to death, but he's also got a nice car left over from his rich kid days and an eye for detail and weirdly enough his best friend/mortal enemy (some other teen named Eric Foreman) and his on again off again girlfriend (Allison Cameron, totally won't last if u ask House) both work at the hospital as a candy striper and after school in the cafeteria respectively so House can get all the inside gossip from Chase. Plus Chase has no problems breaking and entering into patient's homes which helps bc since he's not employed by the hospital Cuddy can't complain as far as House is concerned.

2. A 14 year old girl who only answers to Thirteen (House knows he could look her name up in her file but honestly it drives Chase nuts that she won't tell him her real name and that's good enough for him) and who's dad was declared unfit after the death of his wife to Huntington's devastated him. She's a total nightmare, snarky and quick witted and freakishly smart even tho she puts most of those smarts towards things like shaving Chase's entire head (eyebrows included) bc he's trying to grow a sucky teenage mustache, and trying to take House's wallet bc she keeps calling him Old Man and he informed her he's actually only 25 but the stress of fostering has aged him prematurely and she's like 95% sure that's a lie but she wants to check his license and make sure bc everyone lies. She loves tormenting Chase by telling him his best friend and/or his girlfriend is hot and asking if they're single.

And 3. This 6 year old boy named Lawrence Kutner who's weirdly cheerful considering his parents got killed in front of him. He's way too chatty and excellent at puzzles and the only morning person in the entire house and therefore frequently tries to make breakfast (he likes to be helpful and he hasn't burned the place down yet so House doesn't feel the need to stop him). Once he told House he was gonna build a Death Star in the living room and House said lol sure go ahead whatever, only to return home from work to discover Kutner called himself out from school and has a huge wooden frame made of broken furniture in the living room. House rly can't argue since he did say go ahead. Benefits of fostering a 6 year old are 1. The babes love it, 2. Free excuse to leave work early/come in late/not show up at all, and 3. Justification for buying juice boxes and Ritz crackers. The neighbor kid Taub is his go to babysitter bc his mom volunteered him forcibly and Taub is lowkey praying that babysitting Kutner could lead to an in at Princeton Plainsboro once he graduates high-school and finishes medical school (it won't, House doesn't believe in nepotism unless it benefits him).

The adventures of House and his Foster Ducklings mostly revolve around being a Found Family, but do involve frequent plots such as:

House fired his brand new fellows again (he tosses em every three or so months, he hasn't found The Right Team yet) and will sometimes bring his foster kids in, hand em doctors coats, and tell patients that they're just a bunch of medical savants here to consult yes even the 6 year old he's actually Harvard's youngest graduate ever.

House sends the kids to break into a patient's home. They refuse. House tells them the first one to find black mold or lead paint or a dead animal or whatever gets $20. They agree. Chase drops Thirteen and Kutner off at a bus stop across town and drives over himself so he can get an hour and a half head start (ultimate fuck them kids moment, however Thirteen did steal his wallet so guess who's paying for lunch and their taxi ride to the patient's house? Net loss.)

Cuddy demands House does his clinic hours. House sends his foster kids to do his clinic hours for him. Tfw you go to the free walk in clinic for a sore throat and a cough and your doctor is a 6 year old boy who keeps asking for help with spelling whilst filling out your chart.

Wilson babysits them one (1) time since House doesn't trust Chase not to throw a party or sell his foster siblings on eBay if left as the one in charge. He wakes up with a big strip of hair poorly bleached right down the middle. Chase crushed up stolen sleeping pills and mixed them into a juice box, which Kutner 'innocently' offered to Wilson. Thirteen was going to bleach and dye his whole head blue (for practice, she wants to dye her hair but she's certainly not gonna fuck up her own hair until she has the method down) but Wilson woke up pretty quickly due to years of House drugging him. Wilson has not offered to babysit again.

Anyways this is my House Foster Ducklings au which I'm thinking about actually writing. Thank u 🫡

[pseudophan]

how did we figure out phil’s room in the second london flat was a set beyond the fact that his shit was in dans room? and also how did we figure out the two flat situation i literally do not remember

oh boy, well, this story is vastly different depending on the phannie circles you were in at the time

me personally i saw their floor plans like, a week after they moved in. i always knew they had two flats, way before it even became a theory, but i was on here for two years like idk man! who's to say! because oh my god we were NOT supposed to know that shit. now, in my defence, it REALLY wasn't my fault. i didn't go looking for it nor did i ask to see it, however i did and to this day the whole thing was just very funny. weird! creepy! but funny. i'm not gonna say who found them in the first place, but in short the real estate listings stayed up for awhile after they moved in and bc of the location (near the first london flat, an address everyone had at that point) someone quite easily found them. said person emailed phil and phil got them taken down, but because phannies can't keep their mouths shut the contents of that listing did get spread around a fair bit

as for everyone who Wasn't being a creep like some of us, there were just clues that added up over time. firstly just like, the designs of the two flats are vastly different. you can tell which rooms belong to which flat just based on the look of them, and the difference in style combined with the fact that they had two kitchens made it so it just didn't make much sense for all of this to be one apartment. there was a whole thing about hardwood floors vs carpet, namely when phil tweeted about this centipede that got into "his room" and then dan happened to "walk past" at 2am. meanwhile the pics he posted of said centipede were on wooden floors (or laminate or whatever idk) and the amazingphil bedroom set very much had carpet. like, the centipede was in the moon room, i do believe the conclusion was

my personal favourite thing though was one of phil's sleepless night videos, because those of us who knew for a fact there were two flats were CRYYYINGGGG laughing at that shit bc the blatant lying was just so funny. this dude rly laid on top of his sheets fully clothed complaining at full volume about how he couldn't sleep. but then he went to get a charger from the living room (in the other flat, where dan was sleeping) and all of a sudden he's being all quiet. absolutely incredible content. 10/10 no notes.

anyway, kids... don't look at your favourite youtube gay people's floor plans. even if it's funny.

[hsakuras]

hi Sandie my love 💕💕 it was Ayato’s birthday the other day!! did you do anything special for the birthday boy? 😏😉

cw: husband ayato, dubcon, dirty talk, he cums on ur face, fellatio, degradation(sacrilege?), you grind on his shoe

a/n: bitch i rly level 90d and triple crowned him, i want him to use me so bad.

You wore white the night of your wedding.

Thigh highs hugging the plush of your thighs, spilling the skin over the top just the way he likes. The lace of your panties and bra so elegantly pieces together it was a shame he couldn’t control himself.

You were so pure, so fragile, like glass that no one had touched. New to the Yashiro Commission. New to Ayato.

You’re so enticing, so ready to please, so pliable and Ayato couldn’t believe how lucky he had gotten.

He still can’t believe it.

Not when you’re wearing a new set of lingerie, white with a hint of pale blue. It’s enough for his chest to tighten, for his clothes to suddenly become too uncomfortable and for his gloves to be thrown to the side of your shared bedroom.

“For you, my lord.” You beam, spinning to allow him to admire the details of the lace that hugs every dip and valley of your body.

He feels dizzy, the soft of your tummy on display, your tits sitting so pretty for him, and fuck- your ass.

His hands are on you in an instant. Caressing and kneading every part of you he can see.

His touch is cool, refreshing, calming.

You ache for him to touch you more often, for the cool pads of his fingers to brush over the sheer fabric of your panties, teasing you with the possibility of bare contact with your clit against lithe fingers.

“You wore white?” He asks, his fingers pulling down the straps of your bra, fingers undoing the hook so effortlessly. He moves faster than you realize, toying with your nipple and pulling you closer to him.

You resist the urge to cover yourself, he pinching your nipple, rolling the hardened bud in between his fingers.

His free hand hooks under the waist band of your panties, pulling them away from your skin. The fabric cuts into you, Ayato watches as you uncomfortably squirm.

He loves it. Loves when you’re so nervous to please him, likes his praise is the only thing you live for.

“Don’t you know white is for purity?” He releases your waistband, snapping against your skin. He finds your hands, pins you against the nearest him before turning you around. He quick, you can’t see how fast he moves, only feel that your cheek is uncomfortably pressed to the wall and his hardened cock is against the swell of your ass.

“You’re dirty.” He spits, rolling his hips so you can feel how hard he is.

“Easy” He’s kneeling down, you know better than to move. You feel him peeling your underwear down, the cool air of the room hitting your cunt.

“Mine.” He says, kissing your slit from behind you before dipping his tongue into your essence.

He stands back up, you hear the sound of him undoing his belt and pulling his pants low enough for his length to be free.

He pulls you away from the wall, the action has your balance off. He’s too fast for you sometimes, practically allowing you to fall to your knees in front of him.

He loves the humiliation that burns in your eyes when he’s fully clothed and you’re not. When his throbbing cock is pressed against your lips and your brows contort in the struggle to take him into your mouth.

His favorite part is when he feels you brace yourself on his thighs, when you nails dig into the bunched up fabric and your nails dig into his flesh. He can't help it, can't help but admire at how pretty your lips look stretched around him, how you fight to breathe, how you sputter and gulp air into your lungs before he forces you back down his length.

He places his shoe in between your legs, smiles when you look up at him through teary eyes.

His favorite, watching your face contort and cry when you're put in a situation that only benefits him.

"Grind on it." he breathes.

His grip on you loosens, letting yourself straddle his dress shoes before shifting your self back and forth against it. You stifle a moan, trying not to give into the satisfaction of how each drag catches your clit delicious, it makes you pant, makes your core ache and you wish you were full of Ayato.

His hand takes place of where your mouth was, the wet squelch of your saliva around his cock serves as lube as he fucks his fist.

His free hand comes to tug at the root of your hair, forcing you to face up at him, still letting you rock yourself against his shoe.

"stay like that--fuck." he pants, abs tightening when he matches the pace of your hips. He can see the dark spots adorn his vision, can picture how you always look like you're pleading for him to stop and keep going when he toys with you the way he wants.

It's too much and not enough and he's cumming, hot, thick ropes onto your face. Smearing the remainder that sticks to his leaky tip all over your cheek.

"Open your mouth." He breathes, satisfied with how you look. One of your eyes closed and covered in his seed. You obey him, jaw dropping and tongue lolling out for him.

You hear him spit and moan when it hits your tongue, the weight and warmth from him are welcome. He smears his cum on your face with his hand before tucking himself back in.

"What a surprise, you look best like this."

“Only for you.” you sigh, maybe next year he’ll let you finish too.

[hyunsvngs]

You want to talk about jeongin that's one of my favourite subjects, I was the anon that was asking if you did requests because jeongin takes over my mind 24/7 so I'll share it here 😌

Recently I can't stop thinking about no matter what the boys are always going to look at jeongin like he's a baby but what of he gets a partner and he doesn't talk about what they do together, I feel like he's kinda private about that stuff at the beginning but certain things would happen or he'd do things not really thinking it's a big deal but the rest of the members brains are running a hundred miles a minute because no way there baby just did that like for example let's say there on tour and there picking up souvenirs for family and friends and jeongin see's sex chocolate and him and his partner have talk about trying it together and he hasn't seen them in months thinks it'd be a nice gift for when he gets back and he moves on and keeps looking at things but the members that are around him are mortified they can't believe he was so casual about it

Another situation I think about let's say there ordering food there just having a night in after there hectic schedules and jeongin offer's to pay for the food they don't complain it's free food so he pulls out his wallet to order the food with it but while doing so polaroid's fall out of it of him doing back shots some are his partner all fucked out with his cum on there chest maybe some degrading words are written across there body and he just picks it up and laughs a little and just says "sorry your weren't supposed to see that😊" and just continues to put the order in

A thing I think would really make it hit the members would be of they heard him have sex I don't think jeongin would purposely have it happen maybe he asks if he can just have the dorm for the night because he wants to have his partner in his space instead and the members understand and agree to spend the night at the other boy's dorm, later on into the evening one of them forget something dont think anything of it and head back to pick it up maybe even drop by a little convenient store to get some sweets to say sorry for intruding in on there little date, they punch the code into the keypad and right as they open the door there feet haven't even made it into the dorm yet and they just here jeongin fucking his partner within an inch of there life they can here him talk them through it, what he's gonna do if they dont start listening to him and the boys are devastated 😭 there baby how could he be doing all this and then pretending like nothing has changed, they definitely turn there asses around not even remembering what they even went back for and the walk to the other dorm was dead silent nobody wants to talk about it they couldn't even eat the sweet they bought

After this all happens Chan will try give him the birds and the bees talk and jeongin looks at him like 'bro it's a bit late for that😬'

That's all I've got for now but if I think of anything else I'll be sure to share it here 😌

I RLY LOVE THIS ACTUALLY LMFAOOOOO LIKE JEONGIN BEING SECRETIVE BUT ALSO… SO CASUAL ANOUT IT? I THINK THATS SOOO HIM

[asherxz]

PLEASE DO SOLDIER X READER 🙏🙏🙏🙏

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FIRST REQUEST 💥

As its stated in my rules, if you dont specify gender or story form, i will assume its gn reader and HCs! Hope thats fine by you, anon! :)

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-LITERALLY acts like a stray dog. Barks at everybody, but shuts up when somebody shows him even the smallest bit of affection.

-Speaking of dog-like behaviors, I also believe he tends to follow you around like a lost dog.

-Very loud with the facts he has an S/O. Everybody knows that the two of you are dating, even if you don't want them to. I do think he would try and keep it a secret if you ask, but I can't promise it's a secret for long.

-Big on PDA! Loves hand holding and big hugs. Bone crushing hugs. Your back will let out a few cracks.

-If you're not American, he will refuse to believe so. Oh you're mexican? Not anymore. European? Nah, you just have a special accent. Oh, you speak another language other than English? Nah you weren't born with that language, you just learned it and is scaringly fluent with it.

-Speaking of speaking another language, he will make you translate what he says to that language. He could use hours with that. Be prepared.

-Will ask you at some point to get naked and covered in honey with him, its unavoidable. He will respect you if you say no, but he will be visibly disappointed. Don't worry though, he'll forget. If you accept though? Oooh boy, i hope you're ready for burn marks for when Soldier tries to rocket jump naked with you...

-Uses nicknames such as Cupcake, maggot and sometimes honey.

-I hope you're fine with raccoons, because you WILL have to help him care for his. Don't worry though! I'm sure none of them have rabies... I hope.

-Will take you out training with him, but lets you train in your own pace. Of course, if you ask him, he will help, he can just be a little rough with it sometimes.

-HE'S A SWEATY MAN. SWEATY, DIRTY AND STINKY, YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

-What i'm hinting at is; shower with him. Force him into that goddamn shower. Force him under that hot water and scrub him THOROUGHLY. He may resist at the start, but he'll eventually come to really enjoy it.

-He's not a big fan of having his helmet off, but that doesn't mean he never has it off. Just rarely. He does it much more often when you two are in private.

-He sleeps like a plank. He lays flat on his stomach, arms down by his side, and i hate to break it to you, but he snores. Loudly. Loud and proud cuz 'merica. Do cuddle into him though, he likes that.

-Overall, he would be a fine boyfriend! Maybe a little loud, rough and pushy at first, but after establishing some boundaries, you're all good to go!

I hope you enjoyed this anon! I rly wanted to write more, but i didn't want this to be too long... If you do want more, don't be afraid to ask for a part 2!

[scentedpeachlandcreator]

hi, i normally don’t send asks but this has me stumped! i had been talking to a boy and rly did assume and believe that we would end up together, however he told me he didn’t want a relationship, even despite people telling me he liked me. my manifestations otherwise had been going rly well but now im discouraged as it came out of nowhere. any advice on how to get my confidence back while manifesting and any explanation on why that may have happened? i plan on manifesting us to work things out but it feels like im being delusional after that. thank u sm!!

Hello!

From what i understood, you believed him, don't believe what he told you, his words aren't the truth and the last fact.

Your assumptions are what matters, no matter what he tells you that he don't feel the same, hate you, not my type...etc..it is not the end of the World.

Take a deep breath and remind yourself that you're God, no one's going to stop you, your manifestation gonna conform.

But you need to discipline that pretty mind of yours.

From now on, start affirming that you're a master manifestor, you're pretty, and that boy is obsessed with you and see you as the only girl he want to be with.

I know it's hard to ignore the 3d but just know that the 3d will change accordingly to you.

It is done, you're already in a relationship with that boy, he's your boyfriend and you're his girlfriend.

Think from the end, you're already with him.

Affirmation for you:

"omg! I have the most loving boyfriend ever!"

"i love my boyfriend! He's so sweet!"

"my boyfriend can't get enough of me! He's literally head over heels for me!"

"me and my boyfriend are in a happy relationship"

"my boyfriend can't see himself in arzminder relationship with anyone but me"

"my boyfriend see me as the only beautiful girl in the World"

"my boyfriend cannot stop texting me!"

You Can add whatever you want, but you need to affirm like you already have your desires.

Reminder: affirm + persist + fulfill yourself in imagination and know the 3d will change ➜ you receive your desires.

Good Luck!

Xoxo, Eli

[felixsramen]

Could you do some sort of poly!skz x reader + ateez like theyre all hanging out in some way. I dont rly have a scenario I just like constantly imagine them all hanging out with the reader and it just being a fun time. It could even be like ateez dating each other and Skz dating each other + reader and they’re all comparing love lives at a sleepover. Like anything rly that has all 17 or sumn of them haha

You're brain is beautiful for coming up with this.

"It's not that bad dealing with 8 guys is it?" Seonghwa asks you. Currently you were laying on the couch legs sprawled across Jisungs and Hyunjins laps.

"Why do you ask her that? You should be asking that to us about yn and the boys." Hyunjin says having the other boys laughing.

"Of course it isn't. I mean there's always someone to do chores and someone to hangout with." You tell him.

"I wish they'd help with chores." Seonghwa sighs and you and the boys laugh at his words.

Hongjoong rolls his eyes smiling. "We'd help if you didn't complain about when we would help you." Hongjoong says and Seonghwa shakes his head.

"That's the same way for yn and Minho." Chan says laughing.

You swat playfully at your boyfriend who moves away from your hand.

"Only because you guys half ass it when you do it." Minho says shrugging.

"I'm not allowed to help clean or cook anymore because Seonghwa says the same thing." Wooyoung says and Seonghwa pinches him.

"Minho has also banned me and Hyunjin from the kitchen." Jisung says laughing.

Minho playfully hits his leg. "Yeah because you both almost burned down my kitchen making cupcakes."

"Seonghwa almost kicked San and Wooyoungs ass when they also almost burnt down the kitchen." Yunho says laughing.

San and Wooyoung shrug. "Sometimes I wish it was for making food." San says smiling.

"What did you guys do?" You ask and San and Wooyoung look at each other bursting out laughing.

"Lit a firework in the kitchen. Now we have a fireworks ban because of them." Yunho says causing you all to laugh.

"In our defense we told Yeosang." San says throwing Yeosang under the bus.

Yeosang shakes his head. "You told me while I was half asleep. I would've told you how bad that was if I was fully awake."

"I once almost convinced Hyunjin and Jisung that if you put a penny in the microwave it would shrink. They believed me and the microwave caught on fire." I.N. says and the boys and you lose it at the memory.

"I once convinced Mingi that clowns were following him. I even paid someone to dress up in a clown costume." Wooyoung says laughing.

Mingi sat up in his spot. "I fucking knew you had something to do with that." Mingi says pointing at him.

"Best 50$ I ever spent." Wooyoung says and you can't help but laugh harder with the rest of the boys.

"I convinced Hyunjin that we were sending him to Africa once." Seungmin says sipping his drink.

"It was you who had the plane tickets in my name to Africa? I should've fucking knew it." Hyunjin says.

Seungmin just shrugs. "You touched my Day6 albums."

"It was funny watching Hyunjin panic for a good hour before realizing Seungmin was behind it." Changbin says earning a playful hit from Hyunjin.

"I really thought they were getting rid of me." Hyunjin says thinking on it. You and the boys laugh.

"If you think that's bad Seonghwa once told Wooyoung and San if they didn't start picking up their clothes he'd get someone to kidnap them." Jongho says laughing.

"I've heard Minho tell Jisung and Hyunjin the same thing." Felix says losing it.

Minho reaches over high fiving Seonghwa as they laugh. "Hey it kept their rooms clean for almost 2 months." Minho says shrugging with a smile on his face.

"He loves us too much to do that." Wooyoung says and Seonghwa just shrugs getting up.

"Right?" Wooyoung says as Seonghwa walks off to the kitchen with a smile on his face.

Wooyoung gets up chasing after him. "Hwa right?" You hear him say and you and the rest of the boys can't help but laugh.

[blackkatmagic]

I love paws and reassess. First there's poor Jon's immediate disgruntlement at being turned into a cat, then there's young commander class clones, and Wolffe's first thought at seeing Jon like what an ugly cat 🤣 and Jon's weird yowl and Wolffe being like this little shit but the moment he sees Jon's reaction, gentling down. I love how gentle Wolffe is with Jon, how defensive he is of Jon against Cody and Gree whenever they spook Jon and the trust Wolffe has in Jon despite 100% believing this is just a cat

Jon the Cat trying to be as obvious as he can, like follow me out of this place. Wolffe being like aite, nothing better to do anyways

Cody reaching down roughly and Jon reacting and Wolffe the little bastard is immediately like hell yeah I love this cat, it's mine now

Cody, judging: it can't even eat rations how r u gonna feed it

Jon: watch me

Jon and Wolffe's interactions are just two lil bastards trying to out bitch each other and I love it

Meanwhile the boys are such siblings and you portray that so well, how they fight and snark at each other and yet how they're immediately willing to protect and help each other too

The clones: man, this cat sure is weird

Jon, not rly even trying hard to act like a cat:

Clones: yeah, our holos were wrong abt a lot of stuff, cats probably are just that smart

Also did u just fit an Indiana Jones bridge in this? That's amazing

And then they finally mention the jedi and Jon is probably like hold on a damn minute what the fuck

I'm picturing Jon still being a cat as they head off to war now and Plo Koon being like ....Wolffe....did your cat just use the Force???

Ahh I'm so glad!! That fic is one that I have a huge soft spot for - it's precisely the sort of cracky plot treated semi-seriously that I love, and animal transformation in general is always fun, but particularly when those involved just roll with things.

[ca-suffit]

sam reid actually said that lestat did have a part in claudia's trial and execution but so did the rest??? Like what?? he was her maker and her father and he just let that happen. he also said that after first season he couldn't sleep for 6 months after he read how fans felt about lestat online. so before they were shooting the reunion scene with lestat and louis him and jacob rang RJ and told him that the final scene just didn't sit well with them (the initial scene wasn't as heartfelt as it was filmed then). my guess is sam reid is RJ's golden boy and he wanted to pull lestat out of the shit so he wanted him to change the scene so that the fans will then cry and empathize with lestat how he loved his daughter so much and how proud he was of her. i still think sam isn't a bad person but i'm baffled how he could've influenced the way season 2 ended so much. if sam couldn't handle the fans' backlash on his character's abuse then why choose such a role in the first place? and i also can't believe how much jacob is pushing the loustat agenda and being critical about loumand, he's letting his personal biases because him and sam are such good friends (i hope this is the only reason) get too much in the way of his work. i don't care which ship is endgame but this is unprofessional behavior

I was away for a min so what's the source of this info?? I waited to answer this until I could watch the last Autumn Brown thing, cuz I thought it was something there, but this is 2 hrs long and I don't think is related to this lol. idk, someone tell me. I can't stand watching her if I don't need to.

Otherwise tho, there's been instances where Rolin has not changed things for Sam (including other stuff he wanted for the reunion scene, like to look a lot physically worse), so I don't think he has a lot of pull tbh. I also think a lot of Sam's book crap is marketing for book ppl, cuz look how much it works at making them feel secure that Sam is the same kind of person as them.

I also think that's the same reason any of the rest of them talk the ways they do. They're selling wherever the story is at the moment. As much as a lot of us would prefer otherwise, it's not ever gonna get that deep anymore beyond what the show itself gives us within canon. The interviews and stuff otherwise are all to sell the show on a rly surface level and it's always gonna lean towards whatever they think is gonna do that the best.

[franciskirkland]

I had to ramble because Antonio is indeed a hard character to write. He's both awful and amazing

PLEASE RAMBLE are u kidding me. rambling is never not welcome this is rambling central. i am nothing if not the village idiot here to rant and rave, if anything u should apologize for enabling me xx <3

this little fucker needs to be trapped in a jar and studied under a microscope... i need to Understand him... he compells me against my own will... he's like a bull who's been castrated.

as a nation-being-person, he's oddly youthful even in comparison to younger nations. he's old as dirt, older than france actually, and still not as mature which is not setting the bar high. he's passive-aggressive and vengeful, but also extremely influential in a positive way? like western society without spanish culture would be so dull.

he's someone who was once immensely powerful but rly isn't anymore and has become, for lack of better words, irrelevant? never to me, but i have literally met grown adults who did not know spain was a country (let alone portugal) i wish i was kidding rn. as a History Enjoyer i can't ignore the fact that spain has a dark past, responsible for everything from colonial imperialism in the 15th century onwards, to brutal fascist reign throughout the 20th century. like tbh, he was once on par with england for being the Worst re: colonization, genocide, exploitation etc. in my honest opinion - while france as an imperial power did some awful shit particularly in africa - england, spain, portugal and the netherlands are by far the worst.

buuut with that all being said. i mostly write human au and i do tend to keep irl tragedies at a distance, while their personalities are still influenced by historical events, at some level ig.

as a human, he's just as complex. he's a fuckboy. he's a himbo. he's a loser (affectionate) and sometimes a loser (derogatory). he's Catholic and debilitatingly homosexual. he's passionate. he is... devastatingly sexy. he is kinda wifey, ngl. he's also kinda socially incompetent but gets away with it bc of his looks. perfect smile... sexy accent... fat ass... grrr i am squeezing him like a stress ball... i have written him as everything from a total manipulative creep to a bumbling fool who just wants his papi. like look at him... if he told me he was just a caked up white boy who never did anything wrong i would believe him... and im italian so he would bear my children.

you can pry my canon divergent spamano from my cold dead hands. pelt me with rotten tomatoes in the town square i dont care.

the bottom line is, spain has no business being this cute, but some way, somehow, he is, so imma go with it ¯��\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯