#cant remember the names of the ones of these who are named either 💀💀💀💀💀

[plushpile]

Bath time for a buncha the babies 🫧

[dolliestfairy]

Dᥱᥣіᥴᥲ𝗍ᥱ Bᥙᥒᥒ𝘺 Μᥱᥲძ᥆ᥕ ᮫ׅ ๋ 𝆹 ׅ ✧

Price, & Soap react to Meeting Chubby!fem!reader who is a Bunny Fairy! ૮₍ 𝁽ܫ𝁽 ₎ა

𖧷���˚ Quick Explanation : Price & Soap is having a military duty in some whimsical forest nearby the Village only to met with an Ancient fairy bunny-like Creature.

𖧷₊˚ Warning : none that i aware of? probably a misspelled word and some broken english 💀 reader skin is not announced ♡

🩷 𓋜 Author note : This is a continuation of the previous fem!reader who is a chubby!fawn!fairy with ghost and konig but now with a different type of fairy & characters include. happy reading my fairies!

Remember 𝅄࣪ ׅ This fanfic is a Fantasy Sprinkle on a Military Genre 🧚🏻‍♀️୧₊˚ ᮫ׅ ๋ 𝆹 ׅ

✰ׄ Price

First Price meet you in the woods, there was a big lake around it, The Military Camp is also not too far from it. Price was just doing a Night-patroly until he see some bunny ears, what he thought was strange was that the bunny ears he saw were not on the ground but above the trees as if the bunny was flying, so at that time Price pointed his flashlight at the direction the bunny ears were Found and he found you peeking in the trees and when he pointed his flashlight at the lower direction he found your feet is not touching anything! he was shock but then he pointed his flashlight at every direction and he found out that you have a wings, a fairy-like wings, and after he found out what he had just witness he then said "What in the name of the god Kind of Creature are you?" He actually wanted to find out more but before he could do something, one of his comrades called him from a distance making him have to leave. at the almost morning time he cant sleep, a lot of his comrades already on their boo boo time but he still cant get rid the thought of meeting you. you were just a strange creature, Besides the woods, there was a Village, and 2 weeks before he can get into the camp he had to pass through the Village and stay up for a day and he found a rumours about an Animal Fairy that has a Animal-like ears like bunny, fawn, or even a cat with a fairy wings on them, the first time he heard the rumours and myth about a Maiden who has a Animal-like ears and fairy wings he didnt really think much of it, and yeah he didnt believe it either. but now he had witness it with his own eyes that he had seen a freaking bunny ears with fairy wings flying right in front of him in the middle of the night in the woods. he also have a conflict about if he should tell his comrades about this or not, although he think they probably wouldnt care about it much and there was a big chance that his comrades would probably called him "Ridiculous" or "Silly" for saying that he had seen a Bunny Fairy. later on the night After yesterday night, actually it wasn't his time to be out on patrol. that night was not his schedule, luckily though at that time one of his comrades that were in the schedule was sick and unable to patrol. price offered himself as a substitute for his sick friend to meet you again. so he patrol, much much deeper into the woods and lets just say he meets a hobbit house. at this point he think he had been gone to the other world, maybe it was your world. he then knock the door at your hobbit house only to be flinched because you were literally right behind him! you would say "Hi" to him and tell him your name and what kind of creature are you. he then also know that the hobbit house was actually the Village offering for a creature like you. The villagers made a hobbit house for a creature like you because they believe it was some sort of way to respect the ancient creature, you also told him your duty as non human creature you have to keep this forest and the village and the lake safe from any harm and so thats the reason why you had to check on him yesterday night. you both would become besties at this point, talking about everything that exist in this world and he even sometimes teach you the Military world and told you what he had been gone through only to find out later that you were one hundreds more older than him. at this rate he didnt really care about your size, shape or your skin color, he still love you and he would do anything to help you to protect The Village, The Forest and The lake. he also wont tell this secret to anyone because again he now knows who you are and since he wants to help you he will try everything to keep the things he knows as a secret.

✰ׄ Soap

First met when he was trying to take a bath in the lake, in the middle of the woods. the Military camp is also not far from it. he was just trying to relax himself from the Military Duty by taking a bath in the cold yet mild lake. after a while he felt like he was being watched by something so he tried looking around only to find a strange eyes looking at him through the trees and the leaves. he would be so fricking shy because he was literally naked! he would quickly grab a towel and sprint to the camp without caring about what is it and who is it. he then change in the camp because he was too embarassed to change in the lake when there was someone watching him. after he's done he would try to come back to the lake to see who it is. He would trail to where the eyes were up to only again, to meet a house that shaped like a hobbit. he would try to get inside but it was locked hard. he thinks its a sipirtual thing that Village has Offering the creature in the woods to so he wont force himself. he then come back to the camp at night and sleep. when he sleep he get dreamed by you who was apologizing because you just see him taking a peace-bath alone in the lake. he's not gonna say anything because he was just soo confused until you said "i see you visiting my nest. if you want to get to know about me we can talk later in the afternoon. in my nest." you then dissapeared and making soap having a lot more question. but he wont resist tho, not because you literally just invite him! so of course he would come to the hobbit house of yours, and only too find out a chubby maiden with bunny ears and fairy wings looking at him shyly. he would awkwardly introduce himself, and after that you would also try shyly to introduce yourself and what kind of creatures you are. you also beg him to not let the others know about you, he then said that he would try his best to keep this as a secret but theres a time where he cant help but let a few words that has a thing about you slip out of his mouth when he was with his comrades making them confused by what he just had muttering. but overall he loved you and be would like to keep you and his relationship as a secret. he would keep you safe from everything, and he even said something like "if i ever be the one that has caused this secret to be spilled you can come to me and kill me in my dreams, lovely bunny." he just love you so much.

[xo-urban]

I'm not sure if I made the request correctly.. Could you write "Soap", "Ghost" and "Alejandro" with a flirtatious male reader? I would like obscenity, but I'm not forcing it. :)

❤️

I did my best! I suck at writing flirting so I apologize 😭 AND I LITERALLY CANT FIND A PHOTO FOR THIS 💀

Heartstrings

Pairings: John ‘Soap’ Mactavish x Male Reader, Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley x Male Reader, Alejandro Vargas x Male Reader

Summary: You got dared by your dear friend Gaz to go mess with the hearts of the ones that got eyes for you.

Warnings: Intended Sexual Actions with Consent, Really bad flirting(?)

Word count: 974

You were bored all day, sitting in a small lounge room with Gaz. “Got anything to do Gaz?” You groaned, rubbing your eyes with a hand, you weren’t tired, otherwise you would’ve already been passing time napping, and you didn’t feel like working out either.

Gaz looked up at you, a playful smirk on his lips, “Why not pull some heartstrings today? It’s always a great time.. usually..” Gaz snickered. “Heartstrings ey?” You thought aloud, rubbing your chin in a way. “Course! Some men around here are just dying for your attention if you haven’t noticed, there’s been some competition.” Gaz laughed, leaning back in his seat with a thump. “You’ve got to be kidding me, give me names and I’ll play that sick game of heartstrings” You smirked, “Game on!”

——

“First stop..” You murmured, knocking on Soap’s door, you waited a moment, respectfully waiting. According to Gaz, Soap was head over heels for a man like you, almost tripping over his own feet every time he saw you. “Come in.” His rough voice answered from behind the door. You welcomed yourself in with a smile, shutting the door behind you. Soap hadn’t realized who it was that entered so he just continued on with his paperwork. “Paperwork huh?” You hummed, taking a seat on his desk, Soap eyed you before looking up at your face, eyes softening and a smile growing onto his face. “Yeah.. better with you around here” Soap spoke with a small chuckle.

“Why do the paperwork when you have me around here? Would’ve dropped my plans for a pretty man like you.” You snickered lowly as red began to seep into Soap’s cheeks. “Need to get it done..” Soap grumbled. “C’mon, you’re a handsome man, yet you’re wasting energy on bothersome work instead of the fine men and ladies all around” You smirked as he got more red, Soap surely does like the compliments.

He pushed his stuff to the side, sliding himself over to you, wrapping his arms around your hips as he face planted into your waist, lifting up your shirt slightly to kiss your scars, the warmth of his lips making you whine.

“Gonna waste the rest of it on someone like you, because god you’re so distracting..”

——

You stumbled out of Soap’s room, clothes a little disheveled with a sly smile, straightening your posture before walking to the lounge, seeing Gaz still sitting there with a book now. “Soap down, two more to go” You grinned, “Get em boy!” Gaz laughed as you walked off.

——

You seemed to have forgotten what you’ve got yourself into, seemingly lost in thought as you walked down the hallway. You almost fell back as you bumped into someone, if it wasn’t for the arm that snaked around your waist in seconds to catch you, you would’ve hit the ground and the two of you could’ve gotten a nice laugh out of it.

“You alright there?” Alejandro asked, looking down at you before pulling you up straight to stand on your own feet. “Distracted.” You replied as Alejandro nodded in understanding. “Care to talk about it?”

Alejandro was the one you could rely on, usually about stressful situations between missions that could really piss you off, unlike Soap, who you would go to for some love and jokes.

You remembered your dare or deal with Gaz, a smile plastering on your face. “You’ve been on my mind y’know?” You walked towards him as Alejandro looked at you with blush on his cheeks, opening his mouth to say something but you cut him off. “Perfectly built for a good time..” You smirked, pulling him close by his shirt, “You look like you could use one..”

Alejandro held onto your waist, glancing around before sighing, “You’re one sick man..” “Always am..”

——

You walked back to Gaz in the lounge, taking a seat on the opposite couch. “Last one?” Gaz asked as he looked up from his book. “Yeah..” You breathed, a sigh leaving your lips, “Don’t know how to pull Ghost’s strings now do I?” You murmured, your plans almost ruined with how little faith you had. “C’mon he’ll open up.. Speaking of the devil.” Gaz smiled as Ghost entered the room, mask on, eyeing the two of you before settling on the other end of your couch.

“You ever taken that thing off?” You huffed as you looked over at him, meeting his eyes, you weren’t gonna back down, you’ve already made it this far. “No. Never thought about taking it off for people like you.” Ghost murmured. “Not even for a loved one?” Ghost shook his head in reply, “He’d rather let the world see his dick before his face.” You laughed as Gaz snickered along with you. Ghost growled lowly before Gaz stood up, “I’m taking my leave, see you around, both of ya” Gaz spoke before leaving.

“That’s no fun.” You huffed, “Are you insecure Ghost?” You turned to him, gesturing to the mask. “Hardly with all the people around here.” “Care to show me pretty boy?” You smirked as Ghost squinted his eyes at you, “Been playing with everyone today, what’s your deal?” Ghost sighed, trying to change the topic. “Bored as hell, but with all these good men around me , can’t hurt to play a game.” You shrugged with a smile. “Then I’ll show you a game of heartstrings you won’t regret darling.” Ghost cooed as he turn to pin you to the couch, “We’ll see how pretty you’ll be fucked out after this.” “I’d like to see you try!”

——

At the end of your game of heartstrings, you can’t decide on who to cut off and who to keep pulling, but for now, you need sleep after a whole day of loving and fucking behind closed doors.

Who will be the one of your attraction?

[the-pale-chancellor]

i literally cant remember if i asked you about saer'llith yet so im just gonna ask/again cuz why not!! wooohoo!! obligatory answer as many/little as you want hehe 🧡🧡

🧼 Soap - Does OC have good hygiene? What is their routine or methods?

💸 Money With Wings - Would OC commit tax evasion?

🎮 Video Game - What would OC's gamertag/username be?

✍🏽 Writing Hand - Your OC is given five seconds to edit/alter/adjust something about themselves (or their story). What do they try to change?

📈 Chart Increasing - What company/nobility/etc. would sponsor OC?

🎨 Artist Palette - If OC was a color (or palette), what color would they be? Would others assign them the same color?

👔 Necktie - Does OC dress Modestly? Skimpy? Classy? etc. Do they have a dynamic, loud, quiet, etc. style?

👑 Crown - What textures are part of OC's clothes? Fluffy? Spiky? Leathery? Puffy? Feathery? What about shiny, silky, lacy, etc.?

🐬 Dolphin - Would OC be a JJBA character?

🎭 Performing Arts - If others wanted to join a cult devoted to OC, what choices would OC (or you) have in the style, theme, design?

📖 Open Book - Share a moodboard you associate/made for OC!

🛒 Shopping Cart - OC suddenly has a lot of money. What is most likely the cause of this? What do they spend it on?

🎼 Musical Score - Share an OC playlist you associate/made for OC!

🎸 Guitar - Someone hands OC a guitar and tells them to play Wonderwall. What do they do?

👂🏽 Ear - What sounds does OC enjoy? If OC likes ASMR, which types of ASMR?

💋 Kiss Mark - Is OC promiscuous? Do they have a lot of lovers, partners, and/or friends with benefits?

😏 Smirking Face - How freaky is OC? What does OC do that they believe is freaky?

🎓 Graduation Cap - OC is giving a motivational speech. What do they say? Who are they saying it to?

🥰 Smiling Face With Hearts - What do you love about OC? What events, art, work do you love to put OC in?

👩🏽‍⚖️ Woman Judge - Why don't some people like OC? What did they do?

💀 Skull - Is OC cursed? Haunted? Possessed? Fated to tragedy?

🔮 Crystal Ball - OC has witnessed a dark omen. What is the omen, superstition, or message that is witnessed?

🪓 Axe - What tragic/dark events, art, work, do you love (or love to hate) to put OC in?

Nope, I haven't answered it yet mhwhahwhah. Here we go then :>

1. Does OC have good hygiene? What is their routine or methods? -We're in Barovia, what's a hygiene lmao /j -Everyone says that Saer'llith reminds them of a cat so he probably behaves like one in terms of cleaning himself. -Loves a good bath, sinks into the water like his life depends on it. -Would put a rubber duck there. Or Escher. -Never had enough shower products in the Underdark so when in Baldur's Gate, he'd just buy the whole stock. -Would also buy shimmering bath salt, not caring about the fact that he already shimmers in the dark because of his white freckles. A drama queen at his best.

2. Would OC commit tax evasion? -We've already committed it by entering Vallaki tbh. -Would do that again. -Only to irritate Strahd (and Vasili). -"Money? No, I don't have any :D"

3. What would OC's gamertag/username be? -Would either go for something simple or the most dramatic one you can find in the whole Internet. -Others would still call him nothing but Saira (rus for Saury fish). -Would always have the "Don't bother" sign in Discord and other social media. -No one would care and would write them 24/7. -Is somehow good at playing RPGs, would easily beat Dark Souls series or Elden ring but never a simple UNO game. -His own autocorrect hates his name so you get something like Safety'line Deer. (Our master's autocorrect called him Malolitrazhka which is like..a small car that doesn't need much fuel or smth)(We stan the autocorrect)(Has someone already called a drow a small car? I doubt)

4. Your OC is given five seconds to edit/alter/adjust something about themselves (or their story). What do they try to change? -Oof, I bet someone from our campaign is going to read this and thus I won't answer straight away. It's something Strahd will propose to him hehe. -But would also probably change his decision to enter Barovia. he hates it there lmao.

5. If OC was a color (or palette), what color would they be? Would others assign them the same color? -Dusty violet, pale red, white and black are totally his colours. -/insert Lex's joke about everyone being colourful bastards and him being just plain grey/ -Others in Barovia would just think that he's a dusk elf and not a drow and would call him "Oi, black elf!"...Despire him being slightly violet and having like 6 ears.

6. Does OC dress Modestly? Skimpy? Classy? etc. Do they have a dynamic, loud, quiet, etc. style? What textures are part of OC's clothes? Fluffy? Spiky? Leathery? Puffy? Feathery? What about shiny, silky, lacy, etc.? -Eh, it's more of a quiet classy style. He prefers to wear a white puffy-sleeved shirt tucked into black leather corset. Sometimes a coat over the shoulders. -But oh boy if he sees something shiny- Probably has little chains over his boots, chained earring, silver rings on his middle fingers and other trinkets that he collects for exactly zero reason and purpose. -Has a white crescent tattoo on his chest under the clothes. No one knows probably hehe. -Dinner!Saer'llith would have an awfully dramatic shirt with red beads stitched onto it to look like blood. Escher would probably be the one to offer him this.

7. Would OC be a JJBA character? -I had to google what this is. Ah yes, Jojo. -nO? I am bad at anime lmao, I have no idea about the plot whatsoever. -But his stand would totally be Lychdrow Dyrr.

8. If others wanted to join a cult devoted to OC, what choices would OC (or you) have in the style, theme, design? -First - he would hate it. >:D -Second - little crescent piercing over the right brow would totally be a symbol. Or anything moon-related overall, even the earrings. -No, he isn't a Selune enjoyer. In this house we stan Ilmater. -NO SPIDERS.

9. Share a moodboard you associate/made for OC!

10. Share an OC playlist you associate/made for OC! [ https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqbNSCxPt0jzsz_Il_7apeWauF8AeJm8e&si=y3ep2ZyZRyKpUl3P ] [ https://vk.com/music/playlist/439090691_18 ] -The latter one may not be working if you don have a VK account so you just get the same one in youtube :(

11. Someone hands OC a guitar and tells them to play Wonderwall. What do they do? -"What's a guitar? What's a Wonder-..what?? Do you make up new words as we go or something?.." -Totally cannot play any musical instrument or sing..or dance. I doubt the Underdark had any of these, especially where he was imprisoned for like a hundred years. -Escher would make him learn the organ or a lyre. He wouldn't be able to say no. -We stan bard!Escher in this house.

12. What sounds does OC enjoy? If OC likes ASMR, which types of ASMR? -They enjoy running water, wind in the forest, crackling of a fire. Genuinely every sound that he's never heard before while in the Underdark. Everything fascinates him but he doesn't like to show much of these emotions on his face. -But not any voice ASMR, absolutely nope. Not even when someone whispers in his ears.

13. Is OC promiscuous? Do they have a lot of lovers, partners, and/or friends with benefits? -He's demiromantic asexual that leans more into aromantic spectrum. -He absolutely doesn't have any lovers or partners and it is difficult for him to form a relationship with anyone in general. -Though ever since he escaped Menzoberranzan one of his true wishes was to find his "Home". And that word alone does not mean a single place. He was looking for a person, someone he can finally be safe with. -And oh boy how painful it was for him to understand that his heart beats twice not only for some god forsaken human, but for a vampire who threatened them and the whole Vallaki at some point. -He still has hard time understanding himself honestly. -Bonus points!: [baldur's gate AU] where Escher actually died during the last battle with Strahd and the Emperor chose Escher's appearance to come into Saer'llith's dreams. The latter one hated it with all his heart but wished for nothing but to have another dream where he can see his Home.

14. What do you love about OC? What events, art, work do you love to put OC in? -I honestly created him randomly at some point of time. I just desperately wanted to play as a drow (and let me say that I've never played dnd before the CoS campaign we're having now). So 30 minutes in Wikipedia, House Agrach Dyrr and you have a Lychheir Wild Magic Sorcerer. -Love skribbling him on a piece of paper. Especially his 6 ears. No one can draw them properly lmao. Just imagine an axolotl and here you go. Why does he have 6? No one knows..apart from the Abbot apparently, do not ask. -He technically has a predcessor OC from another fandom that I never got to roleplay as so they were left as a rough idea. Their name was Xie Hentian (a scorpio who hates the skies, this is a translation of his current name atp), a MDZS character, Jin Guangshan's blind concubine (not by their choice), later a merciful demon who seeks for a Home. You get the idea. -But apart from this information you won't see Saer'llith in any other fandom other than DnD.

15. Why don't some people like OC? What did they do? -The fact that they're a drow is enough for like half of the Faerun population honestly. -That's why he hates this half of the population back. -In the Underdark the other drow were afraid of him (and hated him altogether) solely because of his lych powers as a sorcerer. -Yeah, you heard that right. His existence was enough for them to hate him. -mrdr

16 Is OC cursed? Haunted? Possessed? Fated to tragedy? -Again to the Lychdrow we go. If you google who that is, you'll probably know how powerful this guy was and that he's like...dead. The very day he died, a part of his soul merged with Saer'llith's, giving him his powers. -After that he literally has to supress this dark part of his soul, otherwise it can escape and make him its puppet. -If entering Barovia counts as a curse cuz we're playing Curse of Strahd then yes, he's cursed twice lmao

17. What tragic/dark events, art, work, do you love (or love to hate) to put OC in? -Again, that one Baldur's gate AU is the thing that makes me a mess. Especially when we consider the fact that I also befriended Astarion and killed Cazador. Like. If Saer'llith had a nickel every time he got stuck with a vampire and kill their master, he would have two nickels. That isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice. -He would also refuse to tell his companions about any of his time in Barovia. -At some point he would make a fake grave near Daggerfort and write Escher's name on it. Once a year he would come there, sit silently for all night and go back to the camp in the morning. Astarion wanted to ask a few times but never had enough strength to do it. -Also ever since his return from Barovia, he would never take his blindfold off. No, he doesn't need it at all, he's used to the sunlight already, but he wears it as a sign that he'll never open up to anyone anymore. Escher was his only Home.

[pasharuu]

arama once told us he was learning "nara runes" which may be confirmed by his recordings, although it seems like arashakun, arapas and araphala mastered writing as well, since they also left notes that we can read. btw i still never read araphala's note even though i had all chances to but ugh. do you know how difficult it is to pass 4 vanagni challenge when ur rank 12 and started the acc about half an hour ago? i do.

idk if that was intentional or not tho, cuz honestly aranyaka is full of such contradictions if you look close enough. or maybe im overthinking stuff, thats also possible.

well, lets play by fiction rules, where logic is usually sacrificed for narration. by narration its implified that traveler is not familiar with aranara language, including scripts, most aranara are not familiar with human scripts. we were told, for whatever reason, that arama is learning human script which may be a reference to his recordings. in these recordings arama says that he doesnt know the purpose of making notes, but thinks its fun to do. this is what narration was trying to implify to a viewer (most likely). while exploring we also may notice other notes left by aranara that we can read. prolly they were making it for the sake of fun as well, because they have no other reasons to write these in human script other than this. however the concept of such thing is still introduced to us through arama's recordings that we might have not even noticed until we returned in vanarana after completing aranyaka or maybe never.

bro i remember this note was literally the first thing i found in vanarana and i was like "sure, but nara can read notes through walls!" cuz its how i found it. and i had no clue who wrote it cuz in russian arama doesnt name himself on the first page (unlike it is in english afaik), which was the only page that i could read at that moment. you cant imagine how that played in the end when i returned after completing aranyaka and read this note again, fully completed 💀

well uh, what all of this is here for? first, i like random talking at 4 am (7 am when i finished💀). second, i wanted to remind about the fact that not all of the aranara know "nara runes", and it seems like little people know or care about it. im just mad i never got questions related to messily written notes in my vk public ask box. its a crucial thing to me due to the way i found it.

arama is one of a few who know "nara runes" as u already understood, but as i said once, cinna does not remember "nara runes". so in aranyaka (the notebook) we were inscripting all the events of the quests, and imagine traveler giving that to cinna, assuming that he knows how to read, but then he be like "actually i cant read". he ironically couldnt even read his own notes which is hilarious and depressing at the same time. would be lovely... to somehow make everyone remember about that.

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i just checked the wiki and there are transcriptions of araphala's and arapas' notes, thank goodness. its interesting how these are titled "careful penmanship" and "careless penmanship" respectively. also araphala's note says 40 moons passed since some moment (which is almost 3 and a half years) while arapas' note says us about 80 days when "frost covered the leaves", which might either mean 80 days of cold weather in a row or each a year, which means these were written for 80 years? bro, i dont remember any 80 tbh, i may as well check russian... if possible. the keyword is "if possible".

[panthershuri]

I want someone else's take on this (feel free to ignore) but why do you think gwen is white and not like black or latina or sumn bc they said we can't have black spidey but now we have miles and even mj isn't white in mcu (zendaya)...why do you think they still kept gwen white in itsv/atsv? I spoke ab it w a friend and we agreed they just don't wanna see a black power couple on the big screen lmao 💀 like even w zendaya she still got paired with Tom Holland and obviously miles is supposed to end up w spider gwen probably...like couldn't they find a universe where she's black?? Like all them spidey mfs in the spider society and not ONE colored gwen?? I find it hard to believe honestly 😪

that’s interesting i didnt think about that. the way i see it like peter parker is always gonna be white and/or jewish but other spider ppl can be anything because they arent peter. i think gwen operates on the same rules so shes always going to be white. and also remember mcu mj is not mary-jane shes a whole different character named michelle who happens to go by mj. and ned is result of them stealing ganke from miles story and putting him in the role of ned from the comics. characters like peter gwen and mj are always gonna be white. miles is the result of asking what if spider man was black and the backlash that would come with that. (cant just make peter parker black. can have more than one spidey tho.)

i might be the only fan with this opinion but i didnt really mind or care that miles had a crush on gwen because it was clearly established in the first movie and also this movie was for kids. that being said i hated it after we learned that gwen betrayed him so awfully like if they try to repair that relationship theyre wrong and dumb im swinging like WTF. (side note peter b also doesnt deserve forgiveness either)

that being said he was feeling spider byte and they would be cute together. if i engaged in spiderverse fanfic id be partial to them. i also hope her appearance in this movie makes ppl more interested in her character. also in the comics miles has black love interests. he even has a version of black cat! maybe they didnt wanna see a black couple but also ghost spider or spider gwen was a more popular character than miles love interests unfortunately.

[starlightkun]

okay im back so the post i linked to that was deleted was something along the lines of like "when my wife leaves for work i sit and face the wall and wait for her to come home" which was very changer and buzzer beater sungchan to me.

I did notice that your archived some of your old fics cause like another recent anon i have been reading your works since like 2019 (home was my first fic of yours and then the sleeping cinderella series and three kept me coming back) and yeah i get it there is a difference between some of your old fics and your fics from like three onwards and as a longtime fan its really nice to see how you've grown as an author.

as for the height inclusivity, i do completely understand cause there are many gorgeous, tall women out there but your comment about how kun is 1 inch taller than you was really funny to me cause like, you really said they ain't shit 💀💀💀 as for myself im 161cm so i know that if i was to meet renjun id probably reach his eyebrows or maybe his hairline if i was really lucky but in spirit im the same height as xiaojun, renjun, taeil and ten and if we met id like to imagine that we'd all be mischievous little gremlins together. (random side note i watched the fnaf movie the other day and josh hutcherson is like 165cm, he's bestie babygirl height but you wouldn't know it cause he's got a bit of a beefcake build and most of the movie was solo shots so you didnt have many chances to compare him to other people. on the other hand, matthew lillard, who plays the bad guy, is 192CM! there was a scene where hes standing at a desk as josh hutch leaves the room and it looks like matthew is standing on a platform cause of how big the height difference is). also you're right that sicheng is kind of considered tall now in comparison to the rest of wayv cause now that dozen left, its literally just one tall dude and 5 toddlers (also have you seen that clip of wayv being lowered off the stage standing all cool and shit like the avengers or something but the thing doesn't lower enough and they all have to duck and run off stage?) but yeah inclusion is super important and it really does detract from fics for me when im supposed to be a curvaceous blonde with blue eyes 💀

yeah when i was talking about the loserxloser typewriter content i was referring to baby fangs i just got confused cause of all the teeth related wip names (im slowly losing it i swear) but i didn't think that the bite would also have loser content? from the description i definitely thought it was just an enemies to lovers which personally isn't my favourite trope just cause when i dont like someone i find it really hard to see them as attractive at all but like it seems like its becoming more of an idiots to lovers instead and i am SO EXCITED because single parent aus are one of my favourite things.

yeah idk as someone who's short the centimetres or inches don't really matter to me when it comes to tall people cause either way they're gonna be taller than me (when it comes to other short people it matters very much because im competitive) so like people taller than me are either shorter than a fridge (average) or taller than a fridge (big boi bodacious/daddy long legs/step on me mummy)

also yeah i did really love how you showed how delusionally whipped love bites reader was for sungchan as well and i wouldnt be suprised if taro moves out within the next week from how his mathletes career was belittled.

I CANT BELIEVE YOU DIDNT REALISE THE INNUENDO BEFORE OH MY GOD i guess you were in big brain author mode when you were writing it and i was in gremlin 13 year old boy mode when i read it but the idea that you wrote it being completely genuine is SENDING ME. just werewolf sungchan making someones hole ache :( ❤️. I am so sorry for ruining your wonderfully crafted wholesome moment with this thought lmao (i remember you talking about wattpads feature to comment on individual paragraphs and now im wondering if anyone there has a dirty mind and picked up on it like i did or were moved by sungchans sweet apology instead)

as for the timeline, i did not expect romance is dead to be around the middle but then again i didnt really know much about how it fit contextually anyways. I also need to brush up on my american college language and term structure cause like freshman, sophomore, junior, senior like i kinda get but like sophomore sounds really fancy and junior is well, junior so i thought they would be flipped. Also in australia our school year starts at the beginning of the year and ends at the end cause summer is dec-feb but i forgot that its all flipped for you guys (the way the dreamies release really summery tracks in july but im listening to them as i sit indoors, wrapped in blankets)

also yeah i didnt expect pupsick to be before tdhea just cause of how present jeno was and you're right, he didn't do too much meddling in tdhea and was just kinda there but i genuinely just attributed it to being a personality thing cause there is no world where i can imagine him being more scheming than chenle, jaemin and hyuck 😭😭😭. but you saying "he was just kinda there......bc he had nothing better to do while pupsick!reader was at study sessions 😔 very conveniently-timed study sessions and bakery shifts without jeno that leave jeno completely free to be in every relevant scene for tdhea... aw shucks 😔😔😔" killed me. this poor little sad puppy man has to spend time with his friends cause his wonderful gf has a job and responsibilities :(

also love the note you added to the recent reblog of nipplejun. he is my little whore and i love him. the way i cheered seeing him show off his nipples like they're accessories made me feel like a supportive friend watching my small, shy bff transform into a small beefcake male stripper. also yes his bone structure is insane it continues to be insane like the lines created by his eyebrows, cheekbones and jaw make him snatched like a tiktok beauty influencer. desperately need him and bella hadid to meet cause 1. shes bella fucking hadid, 2. her name is bella and id love to see jun kinda awkwardly yet endearingly try to explain that to her that she shares the same name as his dog, 3. shes taller than him and would probably be wearing heels if they were meeting at an event so i would love to see him staring up at her 4. the FACE that would be served if they were in the same room?!

love you lots as well, i'm so happy that you enjoy my messages and that they make you smile :)

- ✨anon

under the cut bestie <33

omg "i sit and face the wall and wait for my wife to come home" is soooo changer!sc-coded ur so right (bb!sungchan does unfortunately have a collegiate hockey career or smth to attend to while his gf is away 😔)

and omggg another starlightkun veteran wow 🫶🫶 im really happy with the growth that i've made and im so happy that you've stuck around for so long 💗💗💗🫂🫂🫂

i remember josh hutchison being short but i didnt remmeber how short omg. also matthew lillard being so tall just feels right.

listen i do think that kun is one of the most gorgeous men i've ever seen. but i also am not so delulu that i think that one inch height difference is gonna do shit teebeeaych. like his official height is 176cm which is the same as donghun from a.c.e (i ult average-height kings apparently), who i have been face-to-face with (and physically touched, his hand was so warm 🥹💗) at a hi-touch event and he (and all of a.c.e) lowkey looked tinie to me lol 🫶

when it comes to ppl irl being taller/shorter than me i was always kinda tall growing up (usually one of the tallest in my class at school), then around high school i stopped being considered "tall" by the other kids bc the boys my age finally hit puberty and i stopped growing at 172cm/5'8" so i stopped considering myself to be tall and just sort of....average? except NOW i work in a weirdly short office. like my coworkers are all so short that i feel tall again 😭 truly height is relative. we have maybe 3 ppl in the whole office (out of 30+ employees) who are 180cm/6ft or more and NOBODY is over 187cm/6'2. i s2g most of the men are shorter than me, i feel like i could step on them and there is only one woman who is taller than me and she's probably only an inch or two taller than me, not considerably so. height soooo relative tbh 😭😭

as for taro in love bites, he for sure says he's going to move out like one a week but he would never, he loves bickering w changer!mc too much

SUNGCHAN WAS RLLY JUST TRYING TO BE THE SWEETEST BOY EVER AND APOLOGIZE FOR MAKING READER SO SAD WHEN THEY WERE BOTH PINING SEPARATELY AND MEANWHILE I HAVE LITTLE GREMLINS READING MY FICS 🫵🫵🫵 but honestly i should have realized what "aching hole" sounded like 😭 bc i can now never unhear it thanks 😭😭😭 (and no, nobody on wattpad has pointed it out if they've noticed lmao)

i never thought abt how the flipped seasons would change your school schedule but that makes complete sense! i always hear abt ppl in the southern hemisphere going to the beach on christmas (we also did that in florida to be fair, but it wasn't quite warm enough to go in the water)

yeah i do default to northern hemisphere season and usamerican university years/semesters bc that's how the flow of time makes sense in my brain and that's how it's easiest to keep track of the timelines in fics for me as i'm writing since it's what i'm accustomed to, but i'm sure it can be disorienting for ppl whose countries don't work like that, that's why i generally try not to make it too overt if it's not relevant to the plot of the fic. the timeline was just a fun little extra thing i was curious about if anybody had picked up on

literally the way dejun was holding the sides of the jacket open specifically to show off his nips like bestie at this point just unzip the jacket all the way 😭 and universe aint even anywhere close to a stripper song either he was wildin for naurrr reason i love his dramatic ass so much truly 💗💗💗

im always happy to hear from u and i hope you're doing well 🫶🫂💗

[okialy]

how does this even work

I've had this account for almost a year but honestly I have no clue how tumblr works LMAO

It's probably a miracle if you're seeing this because tbh idek if I posted it

I wonder who i'm talking to anyway damn

Uhhhhh introduction idk

Im trilingual, english isnt my first language but tbh I treat it as one because I know it best out of my 3 lmao

I'm learning french and german, spanish but I basically gave up kinda, and japanese just for fun

I like drawing (so original ikr)

I'm pangender, so idk percieve me as anything??? (Okay not anything because I dont identify as kitchen appliances obviously)

Any pronouns? Tbh I dont care, i just dont like they them that much

I like reading, especially if it means that I can collect books, because I just like how they look on shelves

I like some games and shows and stuff, and have joined some fandoms, and they are:

Danganronpa (yeah I know, I know, but it's still my brainrot if you're talking about thh)

Voltron (I know. the fandom is long gone and I started liking it a bit too late oops)

The dragon prince (in love fr)

Omori (still a brainrot after like what, 2 years? More? Idefk how that's possible but it is lmao)

Phoenix Wright (at the time I'm writing this, then like, I'm not even halfway into the saga??? How much Phoenix Wright stuff even is there????)

Harry Potter (not a brainrot anymore, but I still love it with all my heart)

Warrior Cats (what can i say?)

Saiki K (love love love)

The music freaks (gasp massive gasp exploding head emoji, I enjoy gacha yes)

And then there is more that I cant remember at the moment, that I havent finished yet, or that idk, I'm not that obsessed about tbh lmao

What else??? Do people still care about zodiacs or mbtis because??

Tbh idk what to add so sure, I'm an aries and either an esfp or enfp ⛹️‍♀️

Lastly, I will lose my marbles if I see anyone calling me oakley or okaily or whatever magnificent abomination you have made of my name 😭💀💀

Its Okialy. Period. If you still cant spell it then you can call me any name that starts with a J I guess 💔💔💔

no way, you reached the end

You wasted valuable time of your life on reading this

You're welcome

[bluesandboos]

HI THAT ANON WAS ME i have no idea why i sent it on anon actually 😭

I LOVE the long posts so this will probably be long as well <3 waking up to muchachos sounds like the best thing ever omg DONT APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR SCREAMING I WAS DOING THE SAME AT HOME OMG i kept seeing videos of people at those screens, i cant imagine what it was like to actually be there 😭 the baby in front of you sleeping through the whole thing 😭❤️

i have no memories period of di maria's goal i was literally floating my way through that match and i will NEVER sit through it fully again (except certain parts obv)

that song's this one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTnRlJTusME it's prob my favorite tbh it's just so catchy!!

I literally don't remember that save either, everyone was talking about it afterwards but my hands were literally still shaking from the match in general, i saw it on instagram. i don't even remember most of the shootout but SOMOS TODOS MONTIEL I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANT AND IT STILL GAVE ME CHILLS THE FIRST TIME I HEARD IT

going to gardens and getting only honking sounds about right and a very specific, but no less valid vibe of its own 👍 literally every time i see pictures or videos of the celebrations, even now, i am in actual awe over the amount of people that turned out and celebrated (obviously lol) before the parade even and even more during it!! someone told me the dibu burger is actually super good, im genuinely dying to try it it looks great 😭 that image is so funny though, argentina won the wc and people are lining up to buy the dibu's burger as they should!! the store owners were either worried about crowds or they shut down to go celebrate themselves lbr 💀

the newspaper!!! gloria eterna thats beautiful stuff!!!! and the goat chips omg, pls dont apologize i am loving the visual aspect of this i've been watching celebration videos non-stop bc i watched so many after they won that its all my instagram recommendations show me anymore. https://mobile.twitter.com/PLF_2008/status/1606926273833467905 this is my favorite <3

i'm so glad you had fun it seems like such a surreal experience and thank you so much for these answers and videos!!!!❤️

OMG HI HI HI thank you for enjoying my rambles <3333 it was so nice to go through it all again, ugh i miss it so much

the baby was built different. i KNOW he's gonna hear it when he gets older about how he fell asleep during the 2022 wc final when argentina became campion del mundo. literally the greatest match of all time and he knocked.

di maria's goal, once i re-watched the highlights and actually registered what was happening, is literally the sexiest thing i've ever seen. the loss of possession, the build up, the quick passes. A TEAM GOAL FR. but whenever i re-watch highlights i can only watch argentina's goals. i have to fast-forward through the penalties that france gets and mbappe's goal; it upsets me too much lmao

also after di maria's goal, people were chanting his name and the camera's were showing how he was crying after he scored and i was just so happy for him <333 also afterwards, I read this article (https://www.theplayerstribune.com/articles/angel-di-maria-argentina-english) and it just made me even more happy that he got a goal in a wc final + won the wc.

ole ole ola is a BANGER omg argentines only coming up with bangers confirmed ty for the link :))

i ended up getting a dibu burger at the airport!!! 10/10 would eat again, my man dibu only comes out with quality content, on and off the pitch.

ppl were wasted af lmao one drunk man came up to my dad (who does not speak a lick of spanish) and was literally in tears trying to hug him and my dad was just like "sir, it's okay, you won, it's okay" (in english, mind you)

for real though, i legit think about how lucky i was to be there and experience it all every single day. and i get a nice reminder every day because my social media is ALSO ALL FOOTBALL now. my tiktok for you page still shows me edits ("the little boy from rosario" lives rent free in my head) and i obviously have to watch every time. although i can't re-watch the 120' minute save because it literally gives me anxiety that it's going to go in this time (even though it's literally over).

that tweet omg :))) im just so happy not only for the players but for the PEOPLE, the way that they loved that team and suffered through all the finals and losses. no one else deserved it more. i love seeing the abuelas dancing in the street and the songs about them- makes me so happy :)

it was so surreal. top memory of life. thank you again for asking and sitting through my rambles and content dump <3

[wenightmareyou]

92 Truths

michaela @agentdanaascully isabelle @carefuldaughtercas and i found this old tag meme that michaela and i did in 2015 so we’re redoing it 7 years later! i cant believe we’ve been on here this long jfc

(copying all of my old answers and keeping the funny ones bc there are some gems in here)

Once you’ve been tagged, you’re supposed to write a note with 92 truths on it. At the end choose/tag 25 people. (not doing this lmao)

I was tagged by michaela and isabelle in real life lmao

OPTIONAL: NAME: Kodie AGE: 23 Now here are the 92 questions:

WHAT WAS YOUR: 1. last beverage = Tazo awake tea 😌 2. last phone call = my mom lol 3. last text message = isabelle carefuldaughtercas 4. last song you listened to = heaven help us live 5. last time you cried = today listening to heaven help us live lmao

HAVE YOU EVER: 6. dated someone twice = technically? 7. been cheated on = yup 🙃 8. kissed someone & regretted it = yes 9. lost someone special = like as in died? if so yes 10. been depressed = maybe 11. been drunk and threw up = no 😇 

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: 12. RED (keeping this answer the same as 2015 bc im endeared by the all caps 🥺) 13. black 14. yellow

LAST YEAR (2014) (lmao) HAVE YOU: 15. Made a new friend = yes 16. Fallen out of love = no 17. Laughed until you cried = yes 18. Met someone who changed you = yes 19. Found out who your true friends were = obsessed w the 2014 energy radiating off of this question. um yes i do know who my true friends are and i love them 20. Found out someone was talking about you = yes in a good way? 21. Kissed anyone on your [FB, Twitter, Tumblr Etc] List? = no GENERAL: 22. How many people on your [Fb, Twitter, Tumblr Etc] list do you know in real life = i know so many mutuals irl i have no idea,,,, like 20? 24. Do you have any pets = no :( im definitely definitely gonna get either a cat or a bird after i graduate though 25. Do you want to change your name= I really think I will someday actually <—-awww that was my answer in 2015 and i did 🥰 i love my name now, if anything i could see myself changing my last name someday but that depends 26. What did you do for your last birthday = lmao got boba and watched the lost boys with michaela 27. What time did you wake up today = i think 11?

🚨THERES NO 28 🚨 

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = for Panic! to finally start releasing new music <—LMAOO RIP AT MY 2015 ANSWER 💀 uhhhh the mcr shows this fall/seeing rhys darby on monday!! 30. Last time you saw your mother = maybe a week ago? 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = I wish I could drive <—KEEPING MY 2015 ANSWER BC I STILL CANT FUCKING DRIVE but yeah god i wish 32. What are you listening to right now = the hum of the refrigerator/michaela and isabelle also filling this out rn 33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? = tom my best friend tom who’s tom? wambsgans 🥺 but no irl i dont think ive ever met a tom, i just have the fictional one i rotate in my mind 34. What’s getting on your nerves right now= waiting for a text back 🙄 35. Most visited webpage = tumblr dot edu dot gov 37. Nickname = i dont have one :(  38. Relationship Status = single 39. Zodiac sign = scorpio 40. He or She = they 41. Elementary School = tbh i wonder w old ask memes like this what kind of response they wanted. like are they asking the name of your school? are they asking if you enjoyed it? if you remember elementary school? bc honestly i do not remember elementary school, love and light 42. High School = again what do they want w this?  43. College = i miss it! a little bit! 44. Hair color = dark brown/red 45. Long or short = short 46. Height = 5'4" 47. Do you have a crush on someone? = no <3 48. What do you like about yourself? = i like to think im funny 49. Piercings = none 50. Tattoos = none 51. Righty or Lefty: righty

FIRSTS: 52. First surgery= wisdom teeth 53. First piercing = ears but i let them close 54. First best friend = her name was haley 55. First sport you joined = I’ve never actually done a sport before <—love the way i flat out lied when i did this in 2015 lmao. i did cross country for a few months when i was 13 56. First vacation = mexico 58. First pair of trainers = i’m sorry this is such a funny question i don’t know why someone would remember this

RIGHT NOW: 59. Eating = nothing 60. Drinking = tazo awake tea lmao 61. I’m about to = make lunch 62. Listening to = isabelle and michaela still lmao 63. Waiting for = a text back still!

YOUR FUTURE: 64. Want kids? = hmmm maybe? that sounds like a question for future me 65. Get Married? = ^^^ 66. Career? = finishing my last year of law school rn so probably a lawyer unless something drastic happens lmao

WHICH IS BETTER: 67. Lips or eyes = still both! 68. Hugs or kisses = kisses 69. Shorter or taller = taller 70. Older or Younger = preferably same age <—jfc this is still so true 71. Romantic or spontaneous = both! 72. Nice stomach or nice arms = not to be like all stomachs and arms are nice but they are :(( 73. Sensitive or loud = both 74. Hook-up or relationship = no comment 75. Trouble maker or hesitant = sun in trouble maker, rising hesitant, moon in hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER: 76. Kissed a stranger = yes 77. Drank hard liquor = yes 78. Lost glasses/contacts = yes 79. Have dated = yes 80. Broke someone’s heart = i think so? 81. Had your own heart broken = yes 82. Been arrested = no 83. Turned someone down = yes 84. Cried when someone died = yes 85. Fallen for a friend = i’m gay of course

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 86. Yourself = yes 87. Miracles = maybe? 88. Love at first sight = okay like yes but not in the way where you’re literally in love with them? but i definitely think you can have one interaction w someone and *know* if you had more time together you would fall in love 89. Heaven = yes maybe kind of but also no except when its yes but not actually yes no <3 90. Santa Claus = no 91. Kiss on the first date = lol yes 92. Angels = im copying isabelle and michaela and saying cas 

this was so fun, i cant believe we’ve been on here long enough to make these answers dated and cringy. i’m not tagging anyone but do if you want to! if im still on here in seven more years i’ll do this again lmao