#carlisle cullen blurb

[velvetcloxds]

'Be my mistake' - Carlisle Cullen and "tell me"

If you're still doing it

COLD | C.C.

word count: 0.7k

warnings: a smidge suggestive

summary: cuddling with carlisle in the middle of winter is not as romantic as you hoped

Carlisle was cold, no matter the time of the year or the time of the day, he was freezing, a welcoming trait to aid your favourite guilty pleasure of cuddling him in the summer, but it was a nightmare in the winter and you thought he’d have put that together being so obsessively observant over your every move but alas, he was lovingly unaware.

You were in the kitchen, coated with so many layers it was almost impossible to move, you were paddling around in your fuzzy socks, cold hands fixing another cup of coco to aid your search for warmth. The Cullens were out hunting, it felt like they always were lately, you realized it was less in favor of staying fed and more in favor of allowing you some time with your partner, none of them all that fond of seeing their adoptive father acting so terribly whipped for someone their frozen age.

You were impatient as you waited for the milk to boil, not even aware of the pout that tipped into your lips as you looked out the open windows, the glass house of theirs not at all helping your case, you could hear the music streaming from Carlisle’s office, the open door a silent invitation for you to come to join him while he worked, you were never one to deny yourself some time balled up on his lap- but you were stalling and could only do it for so long.

“Sweetheart,” you weren’t expecting him to come to search for you so soon, biting the inside of your cheek to fight back an amused smile at how quickly he got used to you being around constantly, something feeling amiss when you weren't at his side.

"Over here," you breathed, not looking to find him just yet as you finally poured the steaming milk into a mug, it was more of a bowl according to Edward, but it was perfect for the winter, big enough to warm both of your hands while you held it. "I was coming up in a second, just needed to procure the goods," you explained and you weren't all that surprised when he planted himself behind you, touching you just as soon as his feet stilled, and you hoped he'd mistake the shiver that ran down your spine as a reaction to him and not the cold that ran through your body as it was pressed against his.

"Have you eaten something today?" a silent reprimand as he hummed his question, looking over your shoulder as you plopped a handful of tiny marshmallows into the chocolate goodness. You nodded in reply, bumping him with your bum for the silly question when he was really just trying to make sure you'd had something other than cups of sugar to sustain you. "Just making sure," he continued and when you turned around carefully with the mug in your hands and a raised brow he couldn't help a smile. "You've been spending more time in this kitchen than in my arms," he added, and had he any less restraint, you were sure he'd have paired the words with a pout, but he offered you a simple shrug instead.

"I have not," you argued, hoping he'd be distracted enough by the little sigh of approval as you savored your first sip that he'd not push you for the truth- a futile hope, really.

"Oh, you have, if I didn't know better I'd say that you were avoiding me," smart man, you realized, yet not smart enough to not let his thumb slip under the hem of your shirt while he brushed his hands up and down your waist. "Why are you hiding down here?" he wasn't one to dance around the point, eyes soft to encourage you to talk to him. You weren't all that keen to do so, you were freezing and it was definitely not something that could be helped by being held against him but being the old-fashioned fool that he is, you knew he'd be weary to cuddle you again if you told him what was wrong. "Tell me," he breathed and you couldn't stay strong under normal circumstances, let alone with him looking down at you like that.

"I'm cold," you admitted and it took him a second, eyes crinkling as he frowned. "I'm very cold and usually cuddles would be the very best solution for that but-"

"But you're freezing and your partner is frozen," he tried and you smiled, nodding guiltily, no reason to feel guilty at all with him being who he is but it still wasn't the best feeling telling the person you loved that you didn't want them to hold you. "The fire isn't helping?" he quizzed and you shook your head, knowing he had lit the fireplace and turned up the heat through the whole house as soon as the winds turned cold and still it didn't help. "Well, then there's only one other thing that I think might help," he was being vague, suggestive if you've ever seen it on him and your cheeks were burning at the simple thought.

"And what's that?" foolish question, he was already stealing the mug from your hands, throwing your blanket from your shoulders, and robbing you of a layer of warmth.

"A warm bath perhaps," it sounded like he was merely presenting an option, yet he was moving you into his arms, tucking an arm under your knees as he picked you up, already very pleased with himself as you giggled.

"Everyone will be home soon, Carlisle," you reprimanded but it was no use, the vampire set out to make it all better, and more selfishly, he knew you'd not deny him holding you when you were soaking in nearly boiling hot water.

"We'll close the door," he argued and you felt almost silly for not telling him sooner if this was his way of fixing it. "We have to get you all warmed up, sweetheart," he was placing you on the counter by the sink, warm water turned on and room-filling quickly with steam as he held a hand under the stream to make sure it was perfect.

"You're only doing this because I'm cold, huh?" you pressed, folding your arms around yourself as your body missed your blanket. "No other reason?"

"Well now, my love, who says we can't solve two problems at once?"

[sethsclearwater]

Hiiiii! If you write for Carlisle, can you do him having s/o (in universe where Esmo doesn't exist) that's playfull, affectionate and kinds childish? (like she keeps hugging, kissing and just touching him) Make it really fluffy, thank you! 💖💖

all of the cullens had quickly become aware of the fact that you were very physical, especially when it came to carlisle. physical touch wasn't something carlisle was used to before he met you but he quickly learned to love it.

carlisle had gotten home from work earlier than you had expected and you were in his office working on some schoolwork for one of your college classes when he walked in.

unlike carlisle, you didn't have any superhuman senses so it took you a moment to notice his presence but, when you did, you looked up to find him leaning against the doorway smiling at you.

you grinned, quickly getting up from his chair and jumping into his arms, wrapping your legs around his waist and cupping his jaw so you could press a passionate kiss to his lips.

he chuckled into the kiss, wrapping his arms under you to help carry you, "i missed you... so much," you whispered against his lips, pulling him back in for another kiss and smiling as he tightened his grip around you.

"i missed you too my love." he cooed, pulling away to press his lips to your forehead before setting you back down.

"you're not going out again tonight, right?" you asked softly, peeking up at him hopefully and he shook his head, setting his workbag down on his desk and leaning back against it.

he then worked at untying his tie and the top few buttons of his dress shirt, "not going anywhere unless you want to my love." he reassured, opening his arms and allowing you to step back into his embrace so he could hug you again.

"just want to stay here with you tonight." you murmured, resting your head against his chest, content to stay like this all night.

his lips curled into another smile, "i think we can make that happen," he cooed softly before asking, "did you eat yet?"

you shook your head, "let me make you something then and then we can go watch some more of that show you like." he suggested thoughtfully and you beamed up at him, nodding and allowing him to take your hand and lead you into the kitchen.

[nymphastoriasblog]

EMMETT CULLEN AND SKIN CARE 💖

i did this one with Jasper and y’all seemed to like it. I think I am going to write with the others Twilight characters :)

warnings: swearing and Emmett being weird.

pairing: emmett cullen x human!reader

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So first of all, Emmett cares about his appearance. Like, a lot.

Even though he can’t age and his skin is flawless, he will still wear some makeup sometimes (usually for fun)

Dating a human has been a quite funny experience to him. He loves to watch you doing human regular things.

And this include him watching you doing your skin care routine completely AMUSED

His eyes literally shined when he first saw how much different and colorful products you keep in your vanity

Every night you’ll be using your regular serum and he will beg for his life to see you using that pink face mask that you recently bought because it’s ✨cute✨

Emmett is always delighted when you ask him to go shopping with you

“I’m not using this, babe, it’s not for my skin type”, you say as he keeps putting things in your basket just because he wants

“I’ll try it on my skin”, he’d say

He doesn’t care if you’re doing your own shit, he wants to sit besides you in your vanity bench and wants you to put all sorts of products in his face

“How do you feel?”, you say after finally put a red face mask on his face

“Fucking delicious”, and the boy will put the most devilish grin in his face

Emmett lived during the 90s and he had created this deep fantasy within him of a skin care date night watching a movie or so

Now that you’re his soulmate, that is possible

So he LOVES to pick a movie (Usually something like Hocus Pocus or maybe Clueless) and sit in your carpet in front of the screen while you wait for the products to dry or to make some effect on your skin

And I have to say that Emmett is the type of person to add comments throughout the movie

I will maybe work on that later but he’s the type to add a joke during a scary scene in a terror movie that will get you wheezing instead of horrified

After a few skin care dates, Emmett developed some good taste in self care products 🤌🏻

I know that he likes his appearance but he was the type of guy to use anything he could reach.

Before you, he would use Rosalie’s shampoo (which makes her furious) and Carlisle conditioner (he doesn’t really care but it’s not for Emmett’s hair type)

But since you’ve started dating, Emmett knows his hair type, your hair type, your skin type and he has memorized every product you use everyday

Now he can go shopping by his own and buy exactly what you need

But you always go with him because it’s so much fun

Sometimes you’re just giggling around the store nonstop because of something Emmett did

Like the time he drop a whole shelf of products when he turned around to your call (and his shoulder hit the shelf)

Emmett is the type of boyfriend to tag you in a Instagram’s post of those influencers skin care products haul

And you LOVE IT because he usually actually buy the products when you seemed to like one in specific

Emmett’s an angel

[futuremrsdrcullen]

Hi! Here is an idea I have for the blurb 😊.

So the reader is over at the Cullens and Jasper or Edward witnesses a really cute/fluffy moment between her and Carlisle and it just makes him to happy to see Carlisle like that again, since Esme has passed. Maybe Carlisle gets a call he has to take an excuses himself and when he leaves Jasper or Edward says thank you to the reader, and she asks for what, and either Jasper or Edward say something like making him whole again, it’s been (however many years or centuries it’s been since Esme’s death) since they have seen him this happy, maybe even happier with her than Esme…and Carlisle walks back in. 😇😇😇

Oh my God! I love it! Sorry it took my so long to answer this, I may have dropped my phone in a lake lol.

Also I wanna keep doing this, so if anyone has more ideas let me know

Blurb title: Thank You

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Word count: 917

No warnings just fluff

As always I do not own Twilight or its characters. Rights go to S.meyer.

~ Claire❤️

This was his idea. He watched as I struggled to do it myself more times than I'd like to admit. This time when I mentioned how chipped my nail polish had gotten he offered to paint them before I said anything more. 

I let him pick out the color and everything. He sided with a rich navy that I wouldn't have chosen for myself but I had to admit the color was very pretty. I sat sideways on his couch directly across from him. He held my hand in one of his and painted it with the other. 

"You're really good at this." I couldn't hide my smile. I had a smile since he had suggested it in the first place.

He smiled back at me, "It makes sense, considering how steady my hands are."

"I would hope your hands are steady, since you're a doctor." I joked and then thought about it for a second. "Wait, are you implying my hands aren't steady?" 

"No, of course not." His voice was heavy with sarcasm and I could tell from the laugh behind his words that that is exactly what he meant. 

I let my mouth fall open in mock surprise, "Carlisle! My hands are very steady!" I couldn't stop the giggles. He didn't say anything, he just laughed and continued painting my nails. I pretend to pout. He raised an eyebrow at me. "Okay, okay. My hands aren't vampire doctor level steady, but that's what I have you for!"

"They call me the resident nail painter for a reason." He smirked and I wanted to kiss it off his face but I didn't want to smudge the paint.

Just as he finished my first hand his pager beeped from the coffee table. Both of our heads turned to the sound and he put down the polish to check the message. He sighed and "I'll have to call the hospital. Give me just a moment and I'll finish the other hand." I nodded and he set my hand down. He kissed the top of my head as he moved out onto the back porch.

I took a deep breath and blew on the already painted set. I was slightly worried that they'd need him to actually come in to work rather than just try to explain things over the phone. It wasn't often that he was actually called in when he was on-call- since not much happened in this town- but there was always the possibility.

I was too distracted by my nails to notice Jasper walk into the room. My heart nearly stopped when he spoke.

"Y/n, sorry. I didn't mean to startle you." I noticed the soft smile on his lips though. I smiled back at him and his shoulders eased a bit. "I just thought, while Carlisles on the phone, I should probably thank you." He kept his distance, like always, opting to lean casually on the door frame rather than get closer.

"Thank me? Why‐" 

"I haven't known Carlisle as long as the others but I did know him while he was with Esme, and after…" he paused briefly, clearly trying to assess any changes in my mood. Deciding I was fine, he continued, "When he was with her, he was happy, sure, but not like this. It definitely feels like it's been way more than 30 years since he was this happy. Everything about him seems so much lighter since he met you. He's not walkin' on eggshells all the time, ya know?

"I think, because of you, he finally feels like he's allowed to be truly happy. I just wanted to thank you, for making him whole again." I was speechless for a moment, not really sure what to say but wanting to tell him he didn't have to thank me, but I knew he knew that.

I just nodded and delicately added, "He saved me too. I'm glad I can give him some of the happiness he gives me."

His lips lifted to a soft, crooked smile. "You have no idea…" turned to look behind him as Carlisle came back inside. "How exactly did she convince you to paint her nails?"

"He offered!" I tried.

"Only because you end up painting half of your hand every time you do it on your own." Carlisle added. I laughed as I scanned his features, trying to judge if he had to leave or not. His smile didn't falter and he shook his head softly, wordlessly letting me know that he could stay home.

"I don't know old man, they look a little crooked to me." Jasper pushed.

In challenge, Carlisle raised an eyebrow, "Think you could do better?" I covered my mouth with my hand to try to hide some of the laughter.

"Hell yeah I can." He floated out of the room, saying "Alice! Let me paint your nails" as he went.

Carlisle rejoined me on the couch and for a second we just giggled together. I noticed then what Jasper was talking about. Obviously I'd never know what he was like before he met me, but I could see how much lighter he was. Even just compared to when we first met. 

Once our laughter died down I scooted closer to him and placed my hand on his cheek; he leaned into my touch. I whispered "I love you."

"I love you, Cara." He kissed me softly and sat back grabbing my hand and picking up the nail polish again. 

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[maelovestowrite]

Esme and Carlisle part one of Twilight imagines and blurbs

A/N: I've adjusted the prompts to fit how I precise the characters. I hope you all enjoy! Also this is my first Twilight fanfiction so bare with me.

The prompt: https://pin.it/VAFhMJg

Based on prompt #10

...

"Can we renew our vows already?" Esme asked Carlisle.

Carlisle smiled at her lovingly and pecked his lips against hers.

Carlisle sat crossed legged as he read. That was until Esme walked in the room. She sat down beside him. She lowered his book making eye contact as she asked "Can we renew our vows already?" She gave him a lopsided grin.

Carlisle smiled at her lovingly and pecked his lips against hers. He pulled away smiling at her. He caressed her cheek as he murmured "Yes, I'd love to renew my vows with you, my love."

Esme smiled warmly at Carlisle and leaned in to kiss him.

[pengweng-quack]

Rain

Modern!Human!Carlisle Cullen x GN!Reader

Summary: It was raining

Notes:

Just a little something before posting chapter 3 of Being a Witch with Vampires

Hope you enjoy this quick blurb

Word Count: 772 words

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Carlisle didn't like the rain. He hated it. He hated how the sky would turn grey and how water would pour down from the sky. He hated how it changes the mood in a quick snap. He hated how gloomy the world he was in got when rain started pouring

And this has been annoying him all day.

The weather forecaster just announced that it was most likely to be rainy all day. And he wasn't having any of it.

Though that means that him and Y/N get to spend the day in together, drinking tea, and sharing a fluffy blanket (though it was more of Y/N hoarding it and Carlisle moving closer to them to warm up). Even with that, the dark sky and the pouring rain ruined the mood for him. The only thing that was good was Y/N cuddling up to him for warmth.

"Mmm, warmth." Y/N moaned as they move closer to Carlisle's torso

"You're cold despite the blanket and my warmth? I think it's hot steamy sex that'll warm you up." Carlisle teased, wrapping his arms around their shaking body

"Fuck off." They cursed, letting out a giggle through their chattering teeth

"You're really freezing. Do you want me to raise the thermostat?" Carlisle offered. He was really concerned with how easy they got cold, and god did he despise the rain more because of it

"Nope." They hissed, trying their best to control their teeth from chattering and their body to stop shaking

"I do know though, what'll warm me up." Y/N said, pulling away from his embrace and walking up to the backyard door

"Y/N, what are you doing?" Carlisle asked, following them as they open the door. Getting the two of them to be hit with the cold wind

"Have you ever heard the saying 'fight fire with fire'?" Y/N asked, taking a step outside the house and into the patio. They would off gotten wet already if it weren't for the roof outside

"Yes!" Carlisle yelled, following them just to the backyard door "But that isn't fire!"

"I know!" Y/N grinned, stepping foot out into the backyard, the rain pouring down on them, getting them to get wet "But it's technically the same thing!"

"Y/N!" Carlisle warned, stepping to the patio. God did he sometimes want to tie Y/N up to stop them with their crazy ideas

"Come on!" Y/N invited, motioning their hands to join him "It's fun!"

"And you'll get sick." Carlisle warned loudly "And you tend to act like a baby when you're sick."

"But rain!" Y/N pouted as droplets rest on their cheeks

"You know I don't like the rain." Carlisle tiredly said, crossing his arms

"I know you don't." Y/N said, poking their tongue out like a little child

"You don't have to join. It's alright. Though you have to watch me enjoy the rain." They teased, giddily smiling at him

"Fine. I'll join you. Just this once." Carlisle said, stepping out of the patio and into the unprotected sky, allowing the rain water to hit him

It was oddly calming. For someone that despises the rain, being in the rain was nice. Or was it because of Y/N? He wasn't sure.

"See, I knew you'd enjoy." Y/N teased, giggling as they wrap their arms around him

"I don't." Carlisle said, shaking his head

"Dance with me?" Y/N asked, grabbing his hands and resting them on their waist

"Great. Dancing in the rain. The two things that I despise." Carlisle grudgingly said, but he didn't pull his hands away from their waist

"I'll lead." They smiled

'Curse that smile.' He said to himself as they start to hum a tune that he recognized well

"Got to Believe in Magic?" Carlisle asked as they start to take control of Carlisle's body

"You could sing the lyrics, if you'd like." They said, resting their head on his chest

Carlisle closed his eyes and allowed Y/N to take control. Before someone loudly blasted 'Got to Believe in Magic' from the neighboring house

"Sorry! You two looked really adorable and I recognized the song they were humming. I couldn't help myself." Their neighbor yelled from their window

"It's alright!" Y/N yelled back, smiling at them before looking at Carlisle again

Carlisle looked at them, droplets of rain was on their face. It was visible that they have been in the rain for quite a while now. But god did they look amazing despite it, they felt like the sun after the rain. The good after the bad. His happy ending after the sad beginning.

Maybe he didn't hate the rain as much.

[oncasette]

# — 𝐓𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔

# — 𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓

astarion ancunin, carlisle cullen, mark grayson, logan huntzberger, percy jackson, peeta mellark, jack mercer, benny miller, eric northman, kai parker, harvey specter, stiles stilinski, jesse swanson, aemond targaryen, thomas webb, phil wenneck, sebastian wilder, pacey witter

CARLISE CULLEN

blurbs

being an intern with a crush on dr. cullen

LOGAN HUNTZBERGER

blurbs

sfw

ERIC NORTHMAN

fics

love bites (so do i) (nsfw)

eric has a specific taste for blood. yours.

hell couldn't hold me back

eric saves you from an anti-vampire rights enthusiast.

PEETA MELLARK

blurbs

brushing his hair back

JACK MERCER

blurbs

nsfw

BENNY MILLER

blurbs

sfw

KAI PARKER

fics

did you check the closet? (nsfw)

kai stole your book. at least he’s telling you where he put it, though, right?

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fake dating

STILES STILINSKI

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best friends to lovers

AEMOND TARGARYEN

blurbs

sfw

PHIL WENNECK

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you don’t seem to understand (a shame, you seemed an honest man) (nsfw)

phil’s late. again. and he’s got some major groveling to do.

i’d give up forever to touch you (nsfw)

phil fucks his wife on a deserted back road.

drabbles

let me show you everything i know

you come home to phil after a long day

summer shifts

phil gives into his needs. specifically the ones that involve his kids' nanny.

i bet you think about me (nsfw)

leads you into a self-fulfilling prophecy

blurbs

showering after a night out

wanting a third kid

concepts

blowing phil (nsfw) continued

frat!phil continued

relationship hc (nsfw)

husband!phil and his wife’s hot showers

[therealvinelle]

What are your thoughts on Garret’s speech in breaking dawn

To those who don't remember, Garrett gives a rousing speech to those gathered where he explains that the Volturi are the bloody English tyrants who hate freedom and the Cullens are hobbits.

Aro, Caius, and Marcus have learned that Renesmee is no immortal child, but they have no guarantee she won't be dangerous in some way later on. No one does.

Garrett steps up to witness for the Cullens, which in itself is an interesting decision this late in the trial. He hasn't observed anything about Renesmee that Aro hasn't, and he can no more guarantee that she won't be dangerous than anybody else in the clearing can.

This of course is no problem for Garrett, because to him the point isn't whether Renesmee is dangerous or not, but that he has a personal vendetta. His speech isn't addressed to the Volturi, but to everyone else, as he explains how the Volturi hate freedom and people who are different, and they want to kill the Cullens because of the diet. The speech quickly descends into American Revolution rhetoric and Garrett threatening the Volturi.

I think this is one of those posts where if I don't pull out the actual text you people will think I'm exaggerating or misrepresent Garrett, and also because I had genuinely forgotten how insane it was .

Feast your eyes on Garrett's slightly abbreviated speech (slightly abbreviated because the guy just kept going):

These ancient ones did not come here for justice as they told you. We suspected as much, and now it has been proved. They came, misled, but with a valid excuse for their action. Witness now as they seek flimsy excuses to continue their true mission. Witness them struggle to find a justification for their true purpose—to destroy this family here.

The Volturi come to erase what they perceive as the competition. Perhaps, like me, you look at this clan’s golden eyes and marvel. They are difficult to understand, it’s true. But the ancient ones look and see something besides their strange choice. They see power. (Breaking Dawn, page 454)

This is just the beginning, but it's not a speech you give if you want to deescalate the situation. This is a call to arms.

Garrett goes on to explain how the Cullens may be weird freaks, but it's okay because their quaint little way of life is actually quite peaceful and noble. And if it sounds like Garrett is describing hobbits then that's because judging by this speech, that's how he views them.

I... did not remember this was the context for his "They love each other more than we can understand" blurb. God, turns out Garrett was just channeling Arthur Weasley. "I've made a little study of them!"

I have witnessed the bonds within this family—I say family and not coven. These strange golden-eyed ones deny their very natures. But in return have they found something worth even more, perhaps, than mere gratification of desire? I’ve made a little study of them in my time here, and it seems to me that intrinsic to this intense family binding—that which makes them possible at all—is the peaceful character of this life of sacrifice. There is no aggression here like we all saw in the large southern clans that grew and diminished so quickly in their wild feuds. There is no thought for domination. And Aro knows this better than I do. (454)

Aro is me in this interaction:

I watched Aro’s face as Garrett’s words condemned him, waiting tensely for some response. But Aro’s face was only politely amused, as if waiting for a tantrum-throwing child to realize that no one was paying attention to his histrionics. (454)

Yes, Bella, that's exactly what he's doing. There are no grand points being made here, there's just Garrett telling everybody that he thinks Carlisle is a hobbit while Carlisle is on trial for having created an immortal child. Garrett was called in to witness saying this wasn't the case, but Garrett doesn't want to do that. Garrett want to incite an insurrection instead.

I can't stress that part enough, Garrett makes a speech that essentially boils down to "We can't tolerate the Volturi ruling over us". Renesmee aside, Garrett just gave the Volturi a very good reason to destroy the Cullens.

He then makes it worse.

Carlisle assured us all, when he told us what was coming, that he did not call us here to fight. These witnesses”—Garrett pointed to Siobhan and Liam—“agreed to give evidence, to slow the Volturi advance with their presence so that Carlisle would get the chance to present his case.

But some of us wondered”—his eyes flashed to Eleazar’s face—“if Carlisle having truth on his side would be enough to stop the so-called justice. Are the Volturi here to protect the safety of our secrecy, or to protect their own power? Did they come to destroy an illegal creation, or a way of life? Could they be satisfied when the danger turned out to be no more than a misunderstanding? Or would they push the issue without the excuse of justice? (454)

"You thought some of us came here to fight, not witness. And you were right!"

I want to know what Carlisle was thinking this entire time.

And I can't stress enough, Garrett is saying the above without any proof. Aro says, "We don't know what hybrids are and have no guarantee Renesmee couldn't become a danger", Garrett says this proves his corruption and ascribes the motive as being the Cullens' diet.

Garrett then wraps up his speech, and... uh:

So now there are more questions, questions that you must answer. Who rules you, nomads? Do you answer to someone’s will besides your own? Are you free to choose your path, or will the Volturi decide how you will live?

I came to witness. I stay to fight. The Volturi care nothing for the death of the child. They seek the death of our free will. (454)

I... uh.

Carlisle, I'm sure is breathing into a paper bag at this point.

And I'm left with the impression that Garrett has spent the past three centuries feeling very revolutionary but not having anyone to revolution against, so now that he's finally got the Volturi he's gonna revolution them so hard.

The Volturi never told anyone how to live. Vampires can do whatever they want, just don't expose the secret. The Volturi never had a problem with the animal diet, their leader has been friends with Carlisle for centuries and was pleased to hear Carlisle had found a coven of like-minded. There are no taxes, no institutions, if you want to live your life never interacting with the Volturi then you can. Garrett is fabricating an oppressor so he'll have someone to fight, which the Cullens never even asked him to do.

Garrett ends his speech on an explicit threat to the Volturi and trying to intimidate their witnesses into joining him, deliberately trying to turn this into a fight even though the Cullens only asked him to stand as a witness and made it clear they wanted a peaceful resolution.

“You might consider joining us. If you think the Volturi will let you live to tell this tale, you are mistaken. We may all be destroyed”—he shrugged—“but then again, maybe not. Perhaps we are on more equal footing than they know. Perhaps the Volturi have finally met their match. I promise you this, though—if we fall, so do you.” (455)

My thoughts on Garrett's speech is that the Cullens never should have invited him.

(Since the guy somehow kept going, feast your eyes on him antagonizing Aro:

He ended his heated speech by stepping back to Kate’s side and then sliding forward in a half-crouch, prepared for the onslaught. Aro smiled. “A very pretty speech, my revolutionary friend.” Garrett remained poised for attack. “Revolutionary?” he growled. “Who am I revolting against, might I ask? Are you my king? Do you wish me to call you master, too, like your sycophantic guard?” “Peace, Garrett,” Aro said tolerantly. “I meant only to refer to your time of birth. Still a patriot, I see.” Garrett glared back furiously. (455)

In which Garrett, having just made a call to revolution, tries to catch Aro on having called him revolutionary. Praise be to Aro for not falling for the bait.

Just........

Rock on, Garrett.)

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

how to do an outline? example please? its too hard to plan and i dont understand how to do.

Well, this may come out looking like gibberish, but I'll try.

We'll do "For the Love of a Woman" by me and @therealvinelle as if I try a new outline either it'll be hot garbage that would never actually turn into a fic or else a fic I'd be tempted into writing and we can't have that.

To make this more organic, we'll pretend we're going back in time, and working just from the prompt, not from the actual finished story.

So, expect this outline not to line up with what actually happened in the fic.

The Prompt

We're going to write a Jacob/Edward story today, children. The prompt is that, in a despearte bid to convince Bella to remain human (and not crush her in intercourse), Edward convinces Jacob to have sex with her in his stead. Bella cries.

The Outline Process

Outlines don't even really need to be written down, I find it useful if I want to come back later and remember what the fuck I was doing when I'm juggling five things, but it's not strictly necessary.

To me what works best is writing things down in the vague order that they happen and working towards some kind of sensible conclusion.

X happens, then Y happens, and finally Z happens.

I can then turn these smaller blurbs into actual chapters and I know exactly what I'm writing and what I should be building towards.

The Outline

First, we decide how our story starts. This is going to sound weird, but it's best to start at the beginning.

So, we're not going to have a prelude in New Moon where Jacob shows us how much he loves Bella, or Jacob in a city trying to forget Bella, or even Jacob talking to Bella.

We'll start right when Edward gets the idea talking to Jacob.

Now that we know our start, we can start bullet pointing what will happen in what order:

Jacob speaks with Bella off-screen and learns that she plans to sleep with her vampire husband on her wedding night. Jacob, in a rage, goes to confront Edward and possibly murder him.

Edward confesses that he feels he has no choice in this and sees in Jacob an opportunity: Jacob can fuck his bride in his stead! Bella loves Jacob!

Jacob doesn't like it but figures he can sabotage Edward and Bella's relationship (and have sex) so despite himself agrees.

Edward and Jacob go to confront Bella and convince her, despite Edward's bold words, this doesn't seem to go well.

Edward invites Jacob over the next morning to get a firmer answer from Bella when she's trapped at the Cullen house (courtesy of Edward stealing her car battery). Bella still isn't impressed and the Cullens find out

The Cullens confront Edward (they really don't care about Jacob). Edward is not dissuaded and worse, Carlisle is misunderstanding what's happening entirely! Gasp!

Edward and Jacob decide to get super serial: they'll have to convince Bella that Jacob's super super sexy. How will they do this? Edward will show how sexy he is.

Edward and Jacob slowly devolve into a sexual relationship that neither admits is sexual. Bella breaks off the wedding having had a peptalk from the Cullens and having Jacob and Edward make out in her room or something.

News spreads around town and Jacob gets confronted by his father/the wolves. Jacob doesn't relent and pulls his super alpha power move.

Leah still leaves because gay Jacob's still better than Sam.

Edward and Jacob don't realize the wedding's off and continue to harass Bella, she has to have Jasper protect her and this makes her look like she's cheating. This is terrible.

Edward insists on a vote on whether or not he should continue to harass Bella. He's shocked! Shocked! When the family votes that no, he should stop, almost entirely unanimously.

In Edward's despair, he seeks sexy comfort with Jacob.

Bella has to jump off a cliff and fake her suicide to become a vampire before the Volturi show up. Carlisle has to distract Edward during this time so he and Jacob will have an alibi. Edward and Jacob make out in a very public diner and don't notice Bella kills herself until it's too late.

Edward and Jacob have a spiritual wedding to Bella and each other. A lot of sex is had. They think Bella's very dead.

A funeral is had in Forks, it's terrible.

Edward and Jacob return to learn that Bella was a vampire the whole time! Edward insists the family's not falling apart but it clearly is.

Carlisle and Bella vamoose to Volterra and Jacob and Edward end up hanging out with Esme.

Some Notes

Note that not everything is here, this is really the bare bones of what we're expecting here. Some of it also didn't make it in, like the funeral which was cut.

We also got a lot more Esme in the fic and a lot more Carlisle, that part was allowed to be filled in later along with things like the shopping trip to Seattle to make Jacob look ah more appealing.

The point is to be able to map out from the beginning to the end in a way that should work. It can change as needed (probably will often) but you know where you're going and the basic idea of how to get there.

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FICS I ADORE (perpetually in progress)

So these are the ones I could think of off the top of my head, and as I read more/reread others, I’ll add ‘em! Please comment/tag recs!!

*smut included but not marked*

JUJUTSU KAISEN:

Nanami Kento

@gardenofnoah , turn me like a beast/hold you to the floor

@itsfairly​, 10:22pm

@sxttoruu​, blurb

@benzywenzymeowmeow, look around

Satoru Gojo

@itadores , the sanctity of a name

@saetoru , best of the best

@xythlia​, Can I Get a Kiss, Can you Make it Last Forever?

@rukunas​, blurb

@twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat, you are somebody that i want to keep

ONE PIECE:

Buggy

@plutoswritingplanet​, You Started It

@gingernut1314​, The Agreement

@wood-white-writer​, Didn’t mean to make your heart Blue

Sanji

@vulturelined​, nsfw drabble

@togenabi​, Apothecary Diaries

Shanks

@short-honey-badger​, Phantom Pain

@undiscovered-horizon​, A Sharp Tongue

@hiddndaydreams​, Confession

MARVEL:

Bucky Barnes

@scrumptious-delusion​​​​, Treacherous

@softlybarnes​​​​​, 3B

Marc Spector

@softlybarnes​​​​, Request

Stephen Strange

@boop-le-snoot​​​, year after year

@eviesaurusrex​​, Personal Doctor 

THE LAST OF US:

Joel Miller

@from-the-clouds​, moonlight on the river, savior complex, texas sun

@luveline​, Request

@nexusnyx​, imagine being loved by me

@grippingbeskar​, duality

Tommy Miller

@themysticssdream​, Chasing a Rumor, Cherry Pie, Sweet Like Honey

SUCCESSION:

Kendall Roy

@from-the-clouds, Thinking of a Place, lost in the fire

@nyheartbreak​, when will you realize vienna waits for you? 

Roman Roy

@bowieandqueen11​, Request, Kiss Me

BRITPOP/GORILLAZ:

 Damon Albarn

@lundenloves​​​​, Platforms

MISCELLANEOUS:

Officer K (Blade Runner)

@hederasgarden​, Interlinked

Carlisle Cullen (Twilight)

@pinchofhoney​, the broken self

Boyd "Bible" Swan (Fury)

@applsauss, Misery

[velvetcloxds]

Looking for somebody =

+ could you pls make the reader chubby cus am chubby girl and it would be a comfort for me after today 😅❤ but only if you want to ofc anyways i hope you had a good day ♡♡<3

A FEW CENTURIES | C.C.

word count: 0.7k

warnings: chubby!reader, not specified anywhere but it's chubby-reader-friendly as always, I also have not read the vampire diaries books, just watched the show

summary: carlisle and edward find your obsession with the vampire diaries books a little ridiculous, especially when you've got your own house of vampires right there in the real world

It was a dangerous thing, reading around Edward, whatever you were reading was bound to count as entertainment for him as well, even if he was busing himself with his own thing which he always was. Lately, you'd been getting into a silly little series of books you'd been gifted as a joke at first, the writing wasn't really something to rave about but the characters had stolen your interest and you were deadset on finishing the whole series despite the mind reader's distain.

"Edward, I can't focus with all that ruckus," you noted with an overly dramatic sigh, expecting that very look to rest on his face as he caught you telling him off for doing something in his own home. He lifted his hands from the ivory keys of the piano with a sigh of his own. "Must you play while I'm reading?" you huffed and stuffed the faded receipt into your book to hold your place.

"Must you read while I'm playing?" he demanded in return and you heard the softest scoff from the kitchen where Carlisle was making you dinner, his favorite pastime as of late, making the most of his fancy kitchen on your behalf.

"Carlisle, your son is being insufferable," you noted with a delicate smirk, tilting your head back to see a similar look on his face as he met your gaze. "His irritation with my book has turned to actual sabotage."

"You truly think I spend my days planning ways to disrupt your reading?" Edward played a few notes, it wasn't half as bad as you'd expect from your words but it was untimely. How were you to focus on the current villain taking his shot to kill Elena if you were distracted by Edward's rendition of Mozart? "Burning those books of yours would take up much less of my time, this-" he pushed down onto a lower key, humming at the sound and chuckling lightly at your frown. "This is merely to help me endure it."

"You know, you may look like a teenager, Edward, but you can't hide the fact that you're really just a bitter old man," you informed him, and when he chuckled you did too, wanting to get back to your book. Still, you weren't all that bothered that you couldn't when Carlisle sat down on the couch next to you, giving the two of you a familiar look before taking the book from your hands and scanning the page.

"Bitter old men, she says," he mused, very perfectly landed on a page where Elena was stuck right in the middle of some vampire crisis having to be saved by a vampire named Damon who by the looks of it seemed more popular for his appearance than his actions based on Elena's reaction which didn't at all match her description of him. "Seems you have a type," he concluded and was sure to take note of the page you were on before closing the book and chucking it onto the coffee table.

"You jealous, my love?" you teased and he was happy to play along if it meant you'd draw closer to him, leaning onto his chest and brushing a hand around his neck.

"Should I be?" he furrowed his brows in mock concern, shamelessly dragging a hand to cup your waist, the other lifting your palm to steal a kiss, at the ever-disgusted expense of Edward who had gone back to playing as loud as he could.

"Never," you replied earnestly, kissing the tip of his nose before brushing against it with your own. "You're the only dead man I have eyes for," he pinched your waist at that, leaning in for a kiss of his own satisfaction only pleased when you smiled against his lips to end it. "Plus," you hummed, tugging lightly at the hair settled in the nape of his neck to keep his focus. "He's far too young for my liking, you got a good two or three centuries on him."

"Watch it, trouble," he laughed, smacking lightly at your behind when you jumped off him to taste whatever he'd concocted for your dinner.

[sethsclearwater]

And another request :3💖 Can you do Carlisle (again in universe without Esmo) where he's watching TV with everybody during the night and his human!s/o comes there scared because she had nightmare and Carlisle goes to calm her down? Again, really fluffy, thank you love 💖

obsessed with this!!

...

you weren't a stranger to nightmares by any means and you usually had no problem calming yourself down and falling back asleep shortly after them. this time though was different and despite trying your usual techniques, you weren't able to fall asleep.

carlisle had gotten up at some point during the night so you got up and went looking for him, padding into the living room where you found him watching a movie with the rest of the cullens.

he, along with the rest of the cullens, noticed your presence quickly and carlisle quickly got up to soothe you.

he pulled you into a hug, noticing your anxiety, and murmured a quiet, "what's wrong?"

you whimpered, not wanting to talk about it and just shaking your head and burying your head into the crook of his arm, tightening your grip around him.

he sighed gently, rubbing his hands up and down your back in a soothing manner as you felt a wave of calm wash over you. presumably from jasper and his mood control.

you let out a sigh of relief, taking a few more deep breaths before looking up at your mate. "do you want me to lay with you while you go back to sleep?" carlisle suggested thoughtfully and you nodded, allowing him to lead you back up to your shared room.

he helped you back into your bed, climbing in after you and allowing you to curl into his chest. "do you want to talk about it?" he asked after a moment of silence and you shook your head again.

"just wanna lay with you." you murmured and he nodded, pressing a kiss to the crown of your head, allowing you to fall back asleep in his arms.

[futuremrsdrcullen]

Hiii me again! Sworry I’m just so obsessed with your Carlisle insert reader series. I found it maybe two weeks ago and I was like wooo this is going to take me a month to read! I finished it in 4 days 🙈 literally stayed up to like 3 in the morning reading, I just couldn’t put it down!!! I know it takes a while to write and I want to thank you for putting your best effort and love into it. Can’t thank you enough cause it’s fantastic, literally the best I’ve EVER read. So thank you again. It deserves way more love. But anyways! I had another blurb idea I thought I’d share. I was thinking of someone basically where the reader just stares at him, admiring his beauty. His hair, his eyes, his skin, just in awe at the beautiful, compassionate, gentle, yet dangerous creature in front or next to her. Eventually he snaps her out of her trance and she says something sweet to him, maybe points out what she loves about him. Just an idea!

❤️

Honestly so glad you love them. It makes me so happy to see just how much people are enjoying the things I'm creating, and the fact that you are enjoying them so much that you are asking for more means more to me than I can put in to words.

When I got this ask I got really excited to write it and I wrote the first draft in like hour. I spent a few more hours editing and trying to figure out what part I'd written that was bugging me. Sent it to my editor who said it was perfect.

So now I'm just going to post it in hopes that it isn't awful lol.

As always I do not own Twilight or its Characters all right go to S.Meyer.

~ Claire <3

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Blurb Title: Golden

Word Count: 625

No warning just super heartfelt fluffy. Rot your teeth out fluff. Kinda fade to black smut but not really. But kinda. I do that a lot lol.

~~~

It was the completely mundane things he did that would catch me off guard. I was so used to him; I was used to what he was, and how that affected his movements. But it was the moments when he seemed the most human that always got to me.

When I got out of the shower, I didn't exactly know where he had gone. I followed the only sounds I could hear in the house and eventually found him in the kitchen, handwashing the few dishes Bella and I used the night before. The radio behind him played his favorite station and a soft Jazz song filled the room. I completely froze in my tracks, if he noticed me he didn't look up. He hummed along to the music and I let myself take in the sight of him.

There was light trickling in from the windows and he looked golden, but also just so incredibly human. The light in his hair, in his eyes, even dancing along his skin, was so beautifully golden. Of course I knew the dangers of our closeness but I never even worried about my safety.

Because I knew this is who he really was. He was golden, inside and out.

The first song ended and the next began as I watched him. His eyes floated up to meet mine. It took my breath away. Even now, when our eyes met, it felt like the first time. He softened, like he felt it too; the rush of butterflies, the sparks of electricity between us. A part of my soul leaped out of me to reach the part of his that did the same. It felt right.

"Y/n?..." His voice- soft with concern but also amusement- pulled me out of my daze. "Are you alright, Dove?"

"Oh…yeah. I just got lost in thought." I practically skipped across the room to meet his outstretched hand. It didn't even bother me that it was wet. He kissed my forehead. "You're beautiful." I whispered.

"I think I should be the one saying that to you."

"Yeah yeah, you tell me all the time." I took a second to contemplate my words as he drained the water from the sink. "You're golden… Your hair, your eyes, even the light reflecting off of your skin is golden."

I could see right through his calm chuckles to the confusion that still lingered there. I continued, "It's more than just physical too. You're compassionate and caring and you put our family above anything else. You make me feel more loved than anyone else has. You have all of this power and yet you're still the kindest person I know. I don't know what I did to deserve someone like you. You're just…. Golden." My face flushed when I realized I said all of that out loud. 

He grinned at me and wrapped his arms around my waist. He pulled me closer to him and kissed me. It made all of the embarrassment from rambling wash away. 

He always kissed me like it could be the last kiss we would ever share. And every kiss made me forget the world around me. To me, he was the only thing that mattered and in turn, he made me feel like I was the only thing that mattered to him.

He lifted me with ease and set me on the counter, breaking away from my lips just to place his on my neck. "You deserve to be worshiped. And I plan on showing you how much I love you-" He kissed my neck again. "-need you, by doing just that." He practically breathed the words into my ear and I felt a shiver run over my skin. 

Then his lips were on mine again. 

Taglist: @jakanddexter67 @a-not-so-poetic-poet @bridge597 @cestlavie03 @gaymazinglula @short-potato

[purexfuego]

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!Clarification! If said character's actor/actress has drama or claims against them, I will still write about the character but I will not write about the actor/actress.

I can write requests with y/n, she/her, he/him, they/them, and any personality traits you'd like!

I'll most likely write fluff, blurbs, one-shots, and smut

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