"I have to tell you, sir, that Lady Sybil has found out about the bacon sandwich arrangement. She said to tell you the game was up, sir."
"I am the commander around here, you know," said Vimes, with as much hauteur as he could muster on an empty stomach.
"Yes, sir. But Lady Sybil has a very quiet way of being firm, sir."
"She has, hasn't she," said Vimes as they strolled toward the building. "I'm a very lucky man, you know," he added, just in case Carrot may have got the wrong impression.
"Yes, sir. You are indeed."
Terry Pratchett, Thud!
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Carrot Cake Cookie Ice Cream Sandwiches
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Holy trinity of Mascot Legendaries whose designs are not really my taste but the game did such a damn good job at endearing them to me by giving them adorable/ goofy and charming personalities that I would die for them.
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Carrot Cake Whoopie Pies Recipe
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Vegan Banh Mi with Grilled Tofu
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on some real faggot shit out here. this will be. done. once i fix the proportions and actually make it digital png real image. just have to mentally summon my apple pencil to me. from the deep recesses of my room
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