#cause theres that too

[dingbatnix]

What's your most favourite AU/story you've written so far?

Mmm probably one I haven't posted yet, I'm still working on it–but! I really love the concept of this one. It's not g/t, buuut...I do have Dream being kinda big in it.

So anyway, for the story Dream is a warden hybrid, and Quackity finds that out by breaking Dream's enchanted mask. (it hides his hybrid features.)

Well....it doesn't turn out too well for Dream. You see, wardens are...difficult to kill, and, if you can get some of their horns or other parts...you see where I'm going with this, right? Quackity starts his own business of selling bits of Dream's warden features, (unfortunately for Dream, he is in what I'm calling a 'respawn glitch' which is like a horror story-esqu thing to be caught in, and he comes back fully whole, but with whatever scar that killed him. Of course, Big Q doesn't kill him every time he harvests parts, so he has to wait until he bleeds out or dies from infection to respawn : )

Sam allows it, albeit reluctantly, but absolutely will not help Quackity (it hits too close to home with his own experiences with hybrid trafficking, he is a rather rare mob hybrid) so pretty much just does his stuff around the prison and ignores both Quackity and Dream.

(taking a page from @giant-tiny-squid 's book and writing an anecdote : )

Sam suppressed a shudder at the other man's words. He stood stiffly, looking down at him with mild disgust. As a hybrid himself, Quackity should know what he was saying. He should know the horrifying implications of what he was talking about. Harvesting. He wanted to harvest Dream's parts and sell them.

Sam's hands shook slightly, and he hissed out a dark plume of hot smoke that drifted heavily from the vents of his gas mask.

“Do what you want, Quackity, but I want no part of it.” Sam turned away, breathing deeply. As a near-victim of hybrid trafficking himself, he wasn’t going to participate in anything of that sort. It hit too close to home. But…it was still Dream. Sam wasn’t going to go out of his way to help the man, not after all he’d done.

But of course, if you're selling bits of someone, there's a chance that somebody's going to recognize a scar or a mark or something. Namely, two of the few Smp members that know Dream is a warden hybrid, George and Sapnap.

"Y-y'know how Dream had a notch in one of his antlers, the one he got from when he fell through one of the trees he was running on right off of a cliff? And you know how it was sorta shaped like a pig? George nodded slowly, horror gradually starting to twist in the pit of his gut.

With a shaking hand, Sapnap reached out and pointed at an inch long, distinctly pig shaped indent near the base of the antler.

Poor Sap and Goggy are horrified, but what are they gonna do? Break Dream out of prison? The answer is yes. Yes they are.

So, that's what they start to do. They start to plan how to get their friend out of the prison and possibly murder Sam and Quackity.

Oh! Did I mention that I have Dream's jaw wired shut because his screams shake the surrounding land of the prison? Benefits of being a warden hybrid, I suppose : )

Anyway, that's the current favorite of mine! Hope y'all liked the unexpected story-bit splurge : 3

[thetimelordbatgirl]

The police in Scotland have the chance to do the most funniest thing right now.

[awkwxrdapple]

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[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico referring to his mom as "Mama" implies he most likely at least used to refer to Hades as "Papa" and i 100% headcanon he still does but mostly in the manner of him having the entire Underworld wrapped around his finger for being the baby of the family

[planefood]

warriored cats

[worlddissolvingintoslime]

like looking in a mirror

[caramelldansenu]

[sharpedgedfool]

much to think about

[chickenoptyrx]

....I just wanted to draw gators :T at this point these 2 are more 'a representation of my last 2 brain cells' then they are actual characters 😅

[skitskatdacat63]

Okay now where's the Seb teddy bear so I can make them kiss each other!?

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[whollyjoly]

so aisha just tweeted this....

and im looking at those last two emojis 😐😳....

and i remember that lou said this....

...and this....

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...what does it MEAN??

[kabukiaku]

the three emeritus brothers + nihil as RAVENS.

[todayisafridaynight]

@passports-alt pointed out the goofiest shit to me the other day

[pcktknife]

I am simultaneously the luckiest and unluckiest fucker ever I can't believe this

[ind1c0lite]

The present

[littlestormofmess]

hello ! i know it's been more than a week since wad but i wanted to do a little something for: @danrifics (who started all this !!), @dnphobe @manchesterau @phan-tasia @less-amazing @phulge @hmfakeaccount and @oriharakaoru who bought tickets for 150 people (!!!!) to watch the show + the afterparty !!

as it was probably the case for everyone else that entered the giveaway, it wouldve been hard to buy a ticket myself, living on the other side of the world where the economy is very much fucked up kdhdk so thank you guys so much for this opportunity !! its also the first time i get to see one of these guys' live shows, well, live; and it was very exciting to get to experience it alongside so many people, i had lots of fun !!

anyways, all of you guys are more than welcome to request doodles in my asks/dms, if you so wish😌 could be dnp, could be anything ! (mostly) if not, *pushes this little guy toward you* there ya go. have a lovely day !! 🧡