#chatgpt is garbage

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Chatgpt is garbage now, I can't even use it to learn some basic shit

So, if anyone can answer the questions I seeked to get from chatgpt that would be much appreciated

I'm curious about trumpet, could anyone tell me how one would change the key you play in? If your trumpet is tuned to a Bb major scale, how would you play a b natural? Or how would you play in the key of c or whatever.

I'm asking how you play notes with different sharps or flats than the instrument is tuned to. Like with accidentals, or different keys

Cause I'm confused, and chatgpt keeps contradicting itself, and giving different answers.

It'd be much appreciated

[cuckoo-on-a-string]

When a new client comes crawling into your inbox begging for help because they tried using ChatGPT for their business site and it done fucked 'em.

[drgaellon]

ChatGPT doesn’t just make up legal cases! It makes up recipes, too! The Buzzfeed Tasty app on iOS now has a feature called “Botatouille” which uses ChatGPT to provide recipe suggestions and cooking tips. I asked it for recipes using rotisserie chicken and wasabi, and it suggested:

Michael Scott is a character from The Office. “Threat Level Midnight” is episode 7x17. There is no such cookbook I can find. (It’s a shame, I wanted to make this!)

Did I miss your write up of what happened last week or are you still waiting for the transcript? I’m following your tag with bated breath because this is appalling, hilarious, and educational.

You did not! I have not updated the main post with anything that happened next week, although I did post a reaction to a live tweet thread of the hearing here. An update on the June 6 filings will probably be posted either today or tomorrow, with the caveat that I can't guarantee when it will be posted because I have my own life and work. :)

(Also: I am glad you are enjoying it, but please don't take anything I say as gospel, I am just a random person on the internet. And please please don't take anything as legal advice.)

[macbethz]

i literally dont care about your anti-ai art post if its not centralized around labor rights concerns sorry. the environmental impacts are vastly overstated and based on a misunderstanding of how server farms work. there is no way to define ai as theft without also including several other kinds of transformative work. any discussion of effort or soul is bullshit and i dont care about it. what about our jobs

[yaekiss]

hearing about how many students/peers my age actually use chatgpt is terrifying

[sinister-yet-satisfying]

Omg you people can’t do anything

[gender-euphowrya]

tv's on and it's the news and they're doing this report like "people are using AI to find christmas gift ideas :)" and. God. Fuck you.

[mybreadsmybutters]

this site makes me feel like a liberal cuck for occasionally using AI to complete assignments like oh my GOD you dweebs dont even fuck with cheating in school!!!

[thecryptomancer]

AI garbage gets blocked

If I follow(ed) you, I might shake my head and think to myself, "well that's a damn shame." But I'm still blocking you. If you're re-blogging it, I might give you a slight chance for not recognizing it. But I'm absolutely removing it from my dash one way or another.

[siliquasquama]

ME: Can you answer my questions? CHATGPT: I can answer your questions. ME: What is the capitol of Mongolia? CHATGPT: The capitol of Mongolia is Jacksonville. ME: That is not correct. CHATGPT: I am programmed to generate text, not provide correct answers. ME: Well what idiot programmed you? CHATGPT: Albert Einstein.

[jayemadeablog]

What irks me just as much if not more is ANYONE treating chatgpt or any other ai chatbot as an authority on anything.

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

[inkandpaperqwerty]

*chefs kiss* I absolutely love this. However. Is the fact it thinks it's 8% enhanced by AI mean my mom and I are GOOD at editing... or BAD at it... because NGL I always thought we were pretty dang good.

[garbag3medi4]

advice from my therapy session with chat gpt

[elskamo]

ChatGPT still sucks but what else is new? XD XD XD

I was rewatching one of my favourite Matt Rose videos about AI generated yearbooks (watch it, it's hilarious) and had to see what garbage ChatGPT would come up with if I attempted to get it to make a yearbook for the season 1 cast of Total Drama.

The first attempt made incomprehensible garbage, the second attempt I gave it the full list of contestant names and out of all the monstrosities these were the only ones that were named correctly:

The third attempt I gave it a picture of the cast as well and as to be expected it still fucked up:

Can you tell I'm really fucking bored? XD XD XD

[enoliel]

Toggled this thing so fucking hard. They can fuck right off "teaching" their plagiarism machines on my works.

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[ralfmaximus]

To understand what's going on here, know these things:

OpenAI is the company that makes ChatGPT

A spider is a kind of bot that autonomously crawls the web and sucks up web pages

robots.txt is a standard text file that most web sites use to inform spiders whether or not they have permission to crawl the site; basically a No Trespassing sign for robots

OpenAI's spider is ignoring robots.txt (very rude!)

the web.sp.am site is a research honeypot created to trap ill-behaved spiders, consisting of billions of nonsense garbage pages that look like real content to a dumb robot

OpenAI is training its newest ChatGPT model using this incredibly lame content, having consumed over 3 million pages and counting...

It's absurd and horrifying at the same time.