#cheese and crackers

[daily-deliciousness]

Honey baked camembert with rosemary and chili flakes

[stone-cold-groove]

My dear, where in the world did you find such a grand selection of cheeses?

[skyrim-forever]

I love you cheese and crackers

[thatsbelievable]

[foodiebimbo]

Wine & cheese

[undercoverpena]

@thetriumphantpanda called me a ho. and technically she isn’t wrong 😂

[allisonbeacomic]

to whoever this letter may concern,, what is your favorite way to assemble a cracker? (i.e. cheese and crackers, hummus and crackers, toppings, etc.) sincerely,

rain :4c

Allison replied:

hiya rain :3 !! idk if this rly counts .. but I have very happy memories of having peanut butter crackers @ school! as an adult I usually cant afford to buy these often -w-' 💸💸💸(fly high) so wbat I usually do is buy one big box of saltine crackers and 1 big jar of peanut butter and gthen tada! peanut butter crackers for months!

i tried sharing with Bea once but the peanut butter got stuck at the top of he rmouth 🥜🐕 and she got soooo embarassed so i promised that id never let that happen again even though it was really funny and cute . - .

P.S. Your typoe is really silly! :4c looks like one of those stronghenge guys 🗿🗿🗿

P.P.S. Bea is telling me that the funny stone guys 🗿 are actually from "eater island"??? sounds lime my kind of place tbh maybe we can go on a vacation there

Bea replied:

Thank you for the inquiry, Rain. I don't want to make myself hungry so I'll keep this reply brief, I hope that's acceptable. I usually get a small package of those round crackers, any meat (I don't really have a preference) and then bleu cheese (specifically the ones from Roquefort, it's my favorite out of them all, thank you France!). Even while keeping this reply brief I'm still getting hungry... so I'll leave it there. Have a good night and thank you for the compelling question!

[retr0-dayz]

2010s thanksgiving nostalgia

[sarnie-for-varney]

For younger Tommy and Len (Inside No.9, Bernie Clifton's Dressing Room), I actually have headcanon actors for what I believe they would've looked like.

These are my personal opinions, and I am in no way claiming any of these opinions as fact.

Len

For Len, I chose Kiefer Sutherland.

Down to the colour of his hair, his mannerisms, and the sometimes violent tendencies of the characters he's portrayed. As well as this, Sutherland has a similar body shape to what I imagine Len would've had. I think Len would hold more weight on his body than Tommy, due to his genetics.

Kiefer Sutherland has changed his look many times over the years, but I feel like Nelson Wright in Flatliners (1990) correlates the most with my idea of a younger Len Shelby:

The cuts and bruises on the left are especially in character, as I headcanon that Len would've been the type to get into a lot of fights.

However, I believe Len was the type of guy to experiment a lot with his appearance. So his style could range from this to any look he put his mind to.

Throughout the film, Nelson appears to be washed in a sort of sepia or burnt orange colour. I associate warmer colours, like orange, with Len.

Len, I feel, does like to be comfortable and he wears more casual clothes. I think Len would lean more towards a grunge or punk style of dress. I always imagine Len's hair to be more red than it is blonde, perhaps strawberry blonde.

Tommy

For Tommy, I chose River Phoenix.

He has a fantastic range and ability to play any character, which I thought was perfect for Tommy. Tommy goes through many changes in terms of personality throughout his life. Before meeting Len, he was shy and quiet. A bookworm who sits alone. After meeting Len, Tommy started taking on quite a few of Len's quirks. He became more outgoing, hanging out in places he probably shouldn't be, smoking, riding on Len's motorbike or taking the truck out for a spin (I headcanon that Len has a very strong interest in vehicles and mechanics). Len is sort of a bad influence on Tommy, but whatever. Tommy enjoys it. Later in his life, Tommy becomes the boss of a rather large digital marketing company where he learns he needs to be authoritative and straightforward.

Tommy's personality took many turns in his life, just like the characters that Phoenix has portrayed. River is thinner than Kiefer, much like how I imagine Tommy to be thinner than Len. While River Phoenix is slightly taller than Kiefer Sutherland, Tommy would most likely be shorter than Len (like Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton's height difference).

Like Sutherland, Phoenix had many looks over his career. But the most reminiscent of Tommy, I think, would be Danny Pope from Running on Empty (1988):

Tommy, I believe, would excel academically and be completely in his element when in classes. In the scene on the left, Danny Pope pays the utmost attention in his studies, and this fits Tommy very well.

Here, on this character, we see rounded glasses which I headcanon Tommy wearing when he was younger (as opposed to his more rectangular glasses in the canon episode). Pope also wears a lot of blues in the film, blue is a colour I associate very strongly with Tommy.

Tommy's clothing, like Len's, is comfortable and soft. But he isn't against wearing more elaborate and complex outfits, which he takes great care in putting together. I could see Tommy leaning more towards the artsy/preppy style of dress.

Despite Tommy's hair being dark on the poster of their younger selves in the episode, I cannot help but headcanon Tommy as blonde-haired.

[cartoon-food]

[f3l1c1afox]

okay...so I made this since I have two characters I made. gay cats with matching names so this is cheese...can you guess what the other cats name is? hint: it also starts with C and ends with K have fun also I'm not done the drawing that's why it looks horundus

also @wolfertinger666 inspired me to actually draw this. so thanks to you I drew or tried to draw a cat

[peache]

[uwudonoodle]

Nobody does the sassy hands on the hips like Wallace and Gromit characters.

[clatterbane]

More shitty snack porn from earlier! When I was getting ready to fix supper, in fact.

Here, we've got some haphazardly broken -off fragments of one of the big unwieldy half-rounds of crispbread, and the obligary round of hushållsost to shave slices off.

Novel element of the day: some squeezy tube cheesy in a flavor neither of us had tried before. There are a lot to choose from, including various limited time versions. And I've enjoyed most of the ones that I've tried.

This looks like a pretty average display. The tubs at the bottom are of some of the same cheese spreads. "Soft cheese" may qualify as its own Nordic food group, which is fine by me.

At any rate, the verdict on this flavor variation? It was decidedly NOT "Flamin' Hot!", and didn't particularly make me think of sriracha either. "Strong" (a direct translation of the Swedish for "hot") was maybe overstating it a tad, which was not a huge surprise. This does have a little bit of mostly cayenne kick, and a pretty well rounded flavor including a hint of garlic.

Very pleasant component for a not-quite cheese and crackers snack. At least 7.5/10, would definitely buy another tube. I may try squeezing some on tortilla chips later.

[iwilltryalittlearter]

Cheese and her familiar, Crackers.

She’s the ‘star’ of a little interactive poll fiction I do intermittently on Twitter.