#chow would not

[atlas-affogato]

So it's a first date with the Enforcers. Are they picking their date up or meeting them at the location? What's their go-to standard first date plans [dinner & movie? Walk in the park? Arcade? Baseball game?] Do they attempt contact like holding hands & kisses goodnight, or do they let their date initiate that?

Finn does the "fake yawn to drape his arm over dates shoulder" thing. You can't convince me otherwise.

Ratso picks them up, with flowers because he's a gentleman, knocks on their door and walks them to the car and everything. His go to first date is dinner and a walk in the park so he can talk to them, hear about their interests. He loves to just sit there and let his date talk and talk and talk and just absorb it all in. He doesn't initiate anything more serious than handholding on a first date because his mother drilled into him to be a gentleman, but he does like taking dates to more windy parts of San Francisco so he can take off his jacket and wrap it around their shoulders. He will kiss them on their doorstep if he's feeling it, and even if he's not he always calls them back and sends them more flowers or chocolates.

*snort* Finn so would. He would 😂 Finn will pick them up but wait in the car and lay on the horn like an asshole lmao although he does make up for it by kissing them on the cheek as soon as they're in the car. Finn will do drinks then dancing then dinner then a walk, either through a park or around the city. His date nights are long, out the door by seven and not getting home till midnight. Finn will spend hours at any location, so its kind of up to the date to drag him out of the bar or off the dance floor to not miss their dinner reservations. He loses track of time, but he's super affectionate even on a first date, his hands tend to wander 😳 Finn gets handsy on a first date, so its up to the date if they're into that he's the type of guy to fuck in a city park on the first date but he does always call them back, he's not a hit it and quit it.

Chow is a bit more nervous about dates, it takes him a bit to loosen up around someone, but once he's relaxed he's a ton of fun. Drinks at a bar are his go to, but if his date is also into gaming they'll go to the arcade and talk shit at eachother the entire time playing Street Fighter or Dance Dance Revolution. He does really enjoy bowling but he thinks its a cheesy date idea so he doesn't bring it up unless his date wants to go. He'll also go mini golfing and get drunk and flirt the entire time. How touchy Chow is depends on how comfortable he is with his date, if they hit it off immediately he's gonna wrap and arm around their waist and kiss them and do the 'playfully teasing/bullying' thing, but if he's not feeling it then he's very reserved. He always brings up the fact that he rides a motorcycle, and they always want a ride, so he always picks them up. You cannot convince me Chow doesn't know how to ride a motorcycle

Now this is assuming they're going on a date with a woman, if they're gay this all goes completely out the window.

[zylphiacrowley]

I was watching a youtube video and the subject of this food came up and there was a heated debate about it so I want to know:

[bucket-of-amethyst]

Cub is another pup that I had ready for months but never posted! So today is another brand new dog introduction to the AU!

HADM Day 11! Cub is a Chow Chow!

Get Doggified AU Masterpost

[cherchezlafatfemme]

POV: You are a gingerwort truffle

[witchofthemidlands]

need a ten minute montage of frank returning & decimating every corrupt cop in nyc then beating fisk with their remains <3

[virgoscringe]

insp by this post by @omgpoindexter <333

frog dynamic u will always be famous to ME….!!

(comms r also open again wahoo)

[chowdergal]

When the vampire gang is allowed in...

[chaos0pikachu]

man I can't even be mad at Grace and Mary for crashing out after Bo and Stack got ate and left respectively because I would too if my partner was that fine.

Annie didn't crash out because she knows she's the hot one in her and Smoke's relationship. Like Smoke is hot but Annie Is The Hot One. There's a difference.

[outer-andromeda]

Ok so I have no idea why this popped into my head, but for some reason I think Gabby kinda looks like a Chow Chow dog

I now want to draw him as a Chow Chow dog

ODKSHSKSH OHMYGOD. YOU'RE SO RIGHT FOR THIS ACTUALLY.

It's the floof and round face ain't it /hj

... Also is it a good time to mention that Raph and his uncle have a dog or-

[clownsuu]

WOO YEAH WOO YEAH WOO YEAH COLT AND ZACH SHANANIGINS

YOOOOOOOOO DA BOISSSS (and bbs,,,,,)

[cruesuffix]

not enough mick in the mick mars tags so lemme just fix that. here’s new tattoo!mick with some fans <333

[ro-is-futile]

cant believe ppl were mad at Grace for crashing out like 1) just narratively, someone had to move the plot along 2) remmick said he was coming for her daughter. as soon as he said that i knew not a vampire there was leaving with their life if Grace could help it. she’s a mother, c’mon now. she could care less if everyone in a mile radius died including herself if it meant her daughter lived…

[lurkerreader]

I think I blocked all of the Remmick lovers in the tag jfc

[plaguemourne]

every time i see the scene of them eating on brendok and sol absolutely chowing down on whatever it is he's eating, it makes me laugh because it doesn't even look like he's acting, it just looks like he's genuinely enjoying whatever food they've given him on set lol

[massivetittiesandwarcrimes]

Since Clark is from the midwest, do you guys think he's ever brought puppy chow to the watchtower as a gift during the holidays or snack for parties or something, and just thoroughly confused 90% of his friends?

I mean, just picture Batman - Bruce Wayne, ultra-wealthy nepo baby from New Jersey raised by a British man - being presented with a bag of something called puppy chow by an excited and smiling Superman, and just... Having no idea how to respond.

Does he think Superman is an alien who is new to Earth, and has somehow confused animal food with human food? Or if he does know who Clark is, does he think this is some kind of joke; it's not his usual approach, but if Bruce had pissed him off lately I could see Batman being paranoid and thinking Clark is trying to use the alien excuse as a way to make him eat dog food as some kind of punishment.

Even most of the human born metas would probably be a little bit confused, because it very much is a Midwestern thing, and the comics are constantly moving the different cities around, so as far as I am aware, Clark Kent is the only superhero guaranteed to have grown up in the Midwest.

[despazito]

objectively funny that a pekingese survived the titanic