#maybe not completely...

[atlas-affogato]

So it's a first date with the Enforcers. Are they picking their date up or meeting them at the location? What's their go-to standard first date plans [dinner & movie? Walk in the park? Arcade? Baseball game?] Do they attempt contact like holding hands & kisses goodnight, or do they let their date initiate that?

Finn does the "fake yawn to drape his arm over dates shoulder" thing. You can't convince me otherwise.

Ratso picks them up, with flowers because he's a gentleman, knocks on their door and walks them to the car and everything. His go to first date is dinner and a walk in the park so he can talk to them, hear about their interests. He loves to just sit there and let his date talk and talk and talk and just absorb it all in. He doesn't initiate anything more serious than handholding on a first date because his mother drilled into him to be a gentleman, but he does like taking dates to more windy parts of San Francisco so he can take off his jacket and wrap it around their shoulders. He will kiss them on their doorstep if he's feeling it, and even if he's not he always calls them back and sends them more flowers or chocolates.

*snort* Finn so would. He would 😂 Finn will pick them up but wait in the car and lay on the horn like an asshole lmao although he does make up for it by kissing them on the cheek as soon as they're in the car. Finn will do drinks then dancing then dinner then a walk, either through a park or around the city. His date nights are long, out the door by seven and not getting home till midnight. Finn will spend hours at any location, so its kind of up to the date to drag him out of the bar or off the dance floor to not miss their dinner reservations. He loses track of time, but he's super affectionate even on a first date, his hands tend to wander 😳 Finn gets handsy on a first date, so its up to the date if they're into that he's the type of guy to fuck in a city park on the first date but he does always call them back, he's not a hit it and quit it.

Chow is a bit more nervous about dates, it takes him a bit to loosen up around someone, but once he's relaxed he's a ton of fun. Drinks at a bar are his go to, but if his date is also into gaming they'll go to the arcade and talk shit at eachother the entire time playing Street Fighter or Dance Dance Revolution. He does really enjoy bowling but he thinks its a cheesy date idea so he doesn't bring it up unless his date wants to go. He'll also go mini golfing and get drunk and flirt the entire time. How touchy Chow is depends on how comfortable he is with his date, if they hit it off immediately he's gonna wrap and arm around their waist and kiss them and do the 'playfully teasing/bullying' thing, but if he's not feeling it then he's very reserved. He always brings up the fact that he rides a motorcycle, and they always want a ride, so he always picks them up. You cannot convince me Chow doesn't know how to ride a motorcycle

Now this is assuming they're going on a date with a woman, if they're gay this all goes completely out the window.

[isjasz]

[Ready for a new game?]

day 11 definitelynottober - heart in your fist & week 1 weeklyhermittober - beginnings

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IM SO READY LETSGO SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW LIFE SERIES💥💥💥💥💥💥

[remcadll]

Dick is never going to get to have a midlife crisis because Bruce is going through his for him. also because he will not be making it to 40.

[mausolealdrift]

its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website

[egophiliac]

Any thoughts on what Azul's sleepwear might be?

the problem is that I'm pretty sure 90% of the time Azul sleeps like this:

and sometimes like this:

which just leads to this:

[paintedcrows]

Had a silly thought about hypothetical cat curse shenanigans with @dark-lord-of-awesomeness's How to Cat Burglar a Family ;)

Bonus doodle!!

[benevolenterrancy]

poor Liu Qingge is really going through it in the succubus extra, he just had to go and get a crush on the most oblivious man alive

"Younger than me... we had a rocky start... completely devoted.... often together.... saved each other..... peerless beauty..... outstanding talent.... noble blood.... totally in love with me...... Wow what a weird love fortune! Definitely doesn't match anyone in my life!" says Shen Qingqiu while actively sitting next to one of the two men it perfectly describes

[daysofnights]

when sirius and james accidentally find out about regulus’ crush on james, sirius makes the mistake of assuming him and james are on the same page and tells him he trusts him to do the right thing (ie., let regulus down easy) james misinterprets this as sirius trusting him to never do anything that could hurt regulus and starts planning the wedding

[monobmp]

Today's doodles + BillFord I GUESS 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[aroaceleovaldez]

i have suddenly become obsessed with a theme that HoO established but never proceeded to extrapolate on, which is:

You are Percy Jackson, and you have been swapped with a boy who was allegedly everyone's favorite person, but they have decided to replace him with you. They just met you. You stand next to his best friend and the people he's known his entire life. In his home. In his cloak. In his place. They stopped looking for him.

You are Jason Grace, and you have just found out you have a long lost sister who completely replaced you in her life with this girl you just met. Your lives and personalities are mirrors. She is you, living the life you were robbed of.

You are Annabeth Chase, and you have just become starkly aware that you have been inhabiting the void left behind by your best friend's long lost brother. You and Luke were just replacements for him. Now you have to look him in the eyes when he has nothing and know you took that life from him.

You are Piper McLean, and you have just found out your relationship is fake and built entirely on the memories of Annabeth Chase. You have been given a boyfriend when hers has been taken away. You have no idea how much of it is real or not but regardless you feel like if your relationship isn't exactly in their image that you have failed.

You are Leo Valdez, and you have just learned that you are the echo of your great-grandfather. You are not your own person. You just exist to be a mirror of him. A doppelganger. An actor and stunt double facing all the danger he never had to but wearing his face. To be there for his best friend decades later simply because he couldn't. You are playing a role. A seventh wheel and a pawn for a goddess who carefully sculpted your entire life for her own purposes.

You are Hazel Levesque, and the only reason you are alive is because your brother couldn't save your his sister. You are a consolation prize. An apology. Your existence here is misplaced in every way but you inhabit it anyways.

You are Frank Zhang, and you are a shapeshifter. Inhabiting your own body feels strange and clumsy when you could be literally anything at any time. You are anything and everything and live your life with the simple certainty of knowing exactly how you will die.

[faceeeeee]

I have to make an announcement-

[geezmarty]

you put up with what you think you deserve, and the things you want you resent

[yujateaandpi]

Thought Fiddlestan was a purely comedic ship for a while but now I get it, I see the light. It’s about a man who nurtures and cares for others to the point of heartbreak meeting a man who doesn’t remember what it’s like for anyone to care about him. It’s about them being warm together around the absence of someone they both love. It’s about Fiddleford’s innate domesticity comforting a man whose deepest desire was to come home. It’s about falling in love with the same face again but in a new context that heals your past trauma. It’s about Stan’s unbridled affection finally validating someone who desperately needed the recognition. It’s also about very funny old man yaoi.

[egophiliac]

So.... what are your thoughts on Ace's UM, if you haven't been asked this already?

sneaky magic for the sneakiest boy

no but really, I think it fits him really well! I had thought his UM would probably involve something kinda sleight-of-handy or pickpockety! and I looooved that it made such a nice loop-around back to episode 1. ❤️ I was. kind of half-expecting him to just run out and punch Riddle in the nose again. but instead this time 'twas he who offed the queen's head! it was great! and he did it while stone-cold terrified out of his mind! because Ace is the only remotely normal or well-adjusted person at NRC and therefore the only one who is like "we're going to literally die, this is super effed up". but he did it anyway!!!! I AM SO PROUD

[sunlight-shunlight]

anyway dai solas you will always be famous to me. nothing but respect for my boy who wandered off mid-cutscene in the hinterlands to go help out refugees, is extremely good at Lies Of Omission™️, has a whole spy/agent/informant network of elves who followed him, fervently argues that it's unethical to be happy about killing bandits bc they had lives and loved ones, describes his own temple(?) prison(?) as having "indecipherable" elven writing, has ferocious debates with dorian and iron bull about slavery, set himself on fire once by mistake, and within about a year of his 10000 year lifespan, went from seeing all the world as disposable emotionless husks, to developing actual friendships and even falling in love.

and then! still thought it was necessary to destroy and reset the world! but he would treasure the chance to be wrong again!!

[rainyfey]

Hi again, sorry for my request, but could you make some adorable drawings of Momo and Okarun? Sorry and thank you very much, have a good day or night...I hope everything goes well for you :3

"Laser Focus"

Thank you very much, Hel-wey! Always happy to see you in my inbox!! Your wish is my command. Hope this is cute enough 💖 I had a lot of fun drawing it (and experimenting with Gradient Maps in CSP for the colors) ✨