#chubby chaser! johnny

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It's my birthday, so enjoy some Chubby Chaser! Johnny headcanons :)

Chubby Chaser! Johnny who finally gets his hands on you after ogling at you from across the bar.

Chubby Chaser! Johnny who can barely keep his off you as he pushes you into your hotel room, lips sloppily locking with yours and tongue tracing the inside of your teeth.

Chubby Chaser! Johnny who wastes no time in peeling the little dress from your plush body to reveal every single inch of your soft skin to his prying hands and eyes.

Chubby Chaser! Johnny who drinks in every dip, curve, and roll of yours, rough, calloused hands dragging across your body like you’re made of glass… the most pristine, perfect piece of art he’s ever seen.

Chubby Chaser! Johnny who watches as he sinks his thick cock into your tight cunt, fingers spilling over with the soft fat of your hips.

Chubby Chaser! Johnny who’s like a dog in heat, panting and drooling on your full breasts before taking a nipple into his waiting mouth.

Chubby Chaser! Johnny who cums hard into the condom with his dick seated deep inside of you, desperately wishing for sometime soon that he’ll feel your walls clenched around him… bare and raw with maybe even a ring on your finger, but he was getting ahead of himself.

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Temporary Fix. || skirt chaser!Johnny

Rating: E + TABOO Words: 5K with the bonus (this one got away from me, I'm sorry) CW: cheating (on Johnny's part, Reader doesn't know), smut smut smut, a bit of BAD dirty talking, oral sex (m!receiving), protected piv sex, breath play (if you squint), praise kink (lots of 'that's it' + 1 'good girl'). Tags: afab!reader, fat/chubby!reader, you/your pronouns, one-night stand but more like one-week stand. Summary: Johnny's a dog who cheats on his girlfriend, unbeknowst to reader. a/n: this is for my chubby gals and also for my @/☠️ anon, who motivated this with a DM of hers (spot the DM at the bottom of the post).

The thing about soldiers… Is that they tend to have lovers. As in, for as long as they stay deployed in a country, they’re bound to get themselves a toy they can have a shag with. Sometimes it’s prostitutes. Sometimes it’s regular women.

Even those who have a family, a wife, a partner of any kind, waiting for them at home do it. It’s an open secret. Your buddy might be cheating on his wife… And you might know your friend’s wife, hell, your wife might be great friends with his wife. But you’ll never tell her. All things considered, she might already know and be turning a blind eye.

This is a lot more common for enlisted soldiers in the Army. The types that get deployed for 9 to 18 months at a time, fighting in a way that keeps them far away from home for so long that they “can’t help” but seek affection on the side.

But that’s not to mean Special Forces soldiers, especially those kept on ‘stand by’, always ready for a quick deployment that, at most, lasts a month or two, don’t do it. They do.

John Alistair MacTavish has a bird at home. He does. He really does. But you wouldn’t think that, seeing as he cheats on her as often as he breathes.

He goes on and on about his bird every chance he gets, has phone and video calls with her whenever he has the time, coos at her as she talks about her day, tells her how much he misses her…

Only to end the call and leave base with his team to end up at some bar or club in civvy clothes, find a nice bird or bloke (he’s not picky) and go home with them.

A dog, any normal person would call him, a womanizer, a skirt chaser, a player, a cheater.

He’s not above calling himself that. He knows it’s wrong. That doesn’t mean he’s stopping. Hell, that doesn’t mean he even feels guilty. He doesn’t.

It’s not that his girl back home is bad in bed, or boring, or that he feels trapped or… It’s simply that he has an itch that he wants scratched… 

And as useful as his fist is, he’s not a sixteen-year-old anymore, rubbing one out in his bathroom during a quick shower. That just doesn’t cut it anymore. If he has the option to shag someone, why wouldn’t he?

Now that he’s in the 141, the philandering just gets much worse. Whenever they have downtime on a foreign location somewhere, a night free before they return to England, a night before they get the go-ahead to go on a mission, what have you… He’s out getting himself a shag.

And, worse of all, he brings Gaz along. 

Gaz doesn’t have the same issue, he’s not got a partner at home, so he can do all of this with a clear conscience. Maybe that makes Gaz a bit bad too, because he knows that Soap has someone at home, and he still goes out with his mate and they both get wasted and laid without a care. 

Maybe Gaz doesn’t think it’s his place to intervene, or maybe he just doesn’t care enough to.

Camaraderie and all.

That’s how they ended up in a club downtown, flashing lights all around them, loud reggaeton playing through the speakers, men and women around them with more skin on display than they had covered rubbing their bodies, sipping drinks, spilling them over each other… Oh, the wonders of a Colombian night club.

They saw you before you saw them. Kyle tapping at Johnny’s shoulder as their eyes perused the space individually, then, he drew the Scot’s eyes to you, standing with your friends, laughing, drinking, softly swaying to the music. 

Soft curves in a copper-colored dress that left little to the imagination, clinging tight to a round ass and a thick belly, the hem constantly pulled down by your hands, as it insisted on rolling up, up, up, exposing more of your smooth thighs than you wanted it to. 

It didn’t stop you from still rolling your hips to the music, however, turning the fixing of your dress a near impossible task, repetitive, useless, and maddening, Sisyphus-and-his-stone.

Turning to each other, the two sergeants hands shot to the middle of their bodies, a quick rock-paper-scissors ensuing… which Johnny won.

And that’s how you ended up turning around to the sight of a foreigner with the broadest shoulders, thickest arms and pecs, and bluest eyes you’ve ever seen… As well as a mohawk, something you didn’t often see on… anyone, really.

He was a soldier, you could tell, even out of uniform. Not your first time seeing one, this being a city with a military base attached, and certainly not your last time being approached by one.

Oh, how soldiers seem to love fat women. You’ve experienced your fair few, many of them assuming your weight would equal desperation for love and affection, which would result in you accepting a rushed wedding for the sole purpose of getting him out of the barracks. 

But you’re not desperate. Other than for a good lay, maybe.

“Erm… Hola.” The soldier in front of you says, blue eyes locked on your face for a surprisingly respectful amount of time considering the sinful cleavage that this dress and your bra give you. 

His Spanish has the thickest accent you’ve ever heard, meaning he’s not American… But his pronunciation is off, so he’s clearly an English speaker. Though he’s not English either, you can tell.

“I speak English. Hi.” You told him, watching as he let out a little sigh of relief. Then, the corner of his mouth popped up in a dirty little smirk. 

“Well, tha’ makes it easier. Hi.” He replied. “I saw ye from over there… Was wonderin’ if I can buy ye a drink?” He offered. Only then did he allow his blue eyes to slither down, down, down, trailing every inch of your exposed skin down to the black ankle booties you’re wearing, thick, square heels to prevent your hamstrings from feeling the pain of stilettos the next morning.

“Why?” You decided to ask him with a cocked brow, forcing his eyes to shoot upward to meet your face again, locking onto yours with a surprised expression.

“Why, what, pretty thing?” He replied, his own brows, thick, straight, rising up to meet his hairline. He’s confused, his eyes blinking a bit. His intentions had been clear as day. Obvious enough for you to pick up on, but you’re playing dumb, or maybe hard to get. 

“Why do you wanna buy me a drink?” You asked him as you dipped your head to the side, your eyes slowly trailing over every inch of his handsome face. Those blue eyes of his are locked on you, pupils slightly dilated, hands hanging off his hips, fingers looped onto the belt loops of his jeans.

“Because you’re proper beautiful.” He replied. Your cocked brow and unimpressed glances up and down, cause him to continue. “And I’d love to take you home, find out what you’ve got on under that dress, and make sure your neighbors hate you from today onward.”

His words are crude, his voice loud and crass, disregarding the public space you’re in, the fact that there are others around, not just your friends, but complete strangers too. Maybe he’s hoping they won’t understand English. But they do. Hell, your girlfriends look at you and exchange coy looks with you, before them, and you, break into a fit of giggles.

He looks at them, noticing they caught what he said, even through the loud music, but then looks at you again. “So? What do you say?” His brogue is getting easier and easier to listen to with every word he says.

Rolling your head to the side, your squint your eyes at him and then shrug. “Do you have to buy me a drink for that?” You challenge him, your eyes snapping back and forth between his own, almost taunting him with your inquiry.

“Not if you don’t want to.” He tells you, eyes lit ablaze and a smirk on his lips.

So, you simply grab him by the arm, bid farewell to your friends, with a wave, and grab your clutch from the table, before dragging him out of the club.

Johnny was expecting a flat, a home, maybe even a university dorm room considering your age. What a surprise it came to him to find you taking him up to a hotel. Not that he’d complain when he noticed the large king-sized bed and the large view, providing a beautiful view of the illuminated city of Cartagena.

His hands were on your broad hips before you even got to closing the door, his mouth clashing onto yours as he pushed you against the wall by the door, calloused hands already sliding over the slinky fabric of your silky dress, tugging it up, so they could slip underneath.

His tongue pushed into your mouth, wet and drooling, saliva traded between your mouths as his strong fingers caught hold of a greedy handful of your ass, digging into the supple flesh and groaning in delight at just the feeling of you at his fingertips.

Your own hands already slid up and around his torso, feeling him up through the fabric of his t-shirt, before sliding down to pull the navy blue fabric out of its tuck into his jeans, rolling it up to expose a strong, bulky body covered in a generous amount of body hair.

Your lips broke apart for a moment, only long enough for you to take off his shirt, tossing it onto an armchair in the corner, and for him to unzip the side-zipper of your dress, taking it off you too.

Then, he grabbed you around the thighs, causing you to shriek, as he bounded for the bed, dropping you so hard onto it you almost swore you’d bounce off. Still wearing his jeans, he slotted himself between your parted thighs, his body bending over yours.

His stubble scratched your neck as he kissed you all over, licking stripes of your skin as his hands pulled off your boots, unfastened your bra… They were surprisingly nimble for such a hulking man. “Fuck, you’re beautiful.” Johnny cooed as he let his eyes run down your body.

He dragged his mouth down from your neck, across you clavicle, over one of your breasts, and caught your nipple between his teeth, beginning to suck on it, noticing how you hissed a bit, leaning back on your elbows as he did so.

One of his hands caught your other breast, grabbing and carefully kneading it between his fingers, as his eyes shot up to your face, blue irises beneath a pair of dark eyelashes, fluttering slowly as his pupils blew out from how horny he was. His other hand found your black panties and pulled them aside, (more so ripped them with how aggressive he pulled on them), the rough and calloused pads of his fingers catching your lips immediately and beginning to slide up and down, running over your slit.

The moment his cracked fingertips grazed your clit, you whined, your legs spreading apart even more, your body jumping a bit. “Fuck…” You grumbled under your breath, your eyes locked on his face and the way he eagerly played with your nipple. 

“Relax.” Johnny told you once he let go of your nipple. Then, he rolled his tongue around in his mouth, collecting some saliva, before letting it drip onto your slit, his fingers catching it and spreading it quickly as he resumed playing with your clit, hand craning in order to push a finger inside.

“Oh fuck…” You moaned softly, hips bucking up against his hand, following his ministrations as he pushed a second finger inside of you and hooked them up to graze your g-spot, pumping them in and out, the rugged feel of his cracked fingertips drawing a surprisingly pleasant sensation of pleasure from the depths of your soul.

His other hand moved away from your breasts in order to undo his belt, leaving it to hang around his waist as he also undid his jeans, sliding them and his boxer briefs down one-handed, in order to allow his cock to spring free.

Your eyes lock onto it as he continues fingering you, a bit sloppy and rough, his palm pressed to your clit and his fingers constantly drawing a ‘come hither’ motion inside your wet walls.

His cock is stubby, shorter than some of the men you’ve been with, but so thick you can’t help but wonder just how he’ll make it fit inside of you, and how straining the stretch of it will be. It’s heavy too, uncut, hanging down even while already full-mast, too heavy to spring back against his belly button. His balls are heavy too, full, round and strained as he continues to play with you, watching your reactions to his touch.

“You like what you see, huh?” He asks you, noticing the way your eyes don’t slip far from his cock before returning to it, watching it lay against one of your smooth thighs, the ruddy color and constant twitching only bringing more attention it as it rubs against your skin, dripping pre-cum over your stretch marks.

“Mhm…” You reply softly as your hand reaches down to tug at it, carefully wrapping around it and drawing it up and down over his length, only letting go to cup his taut balls and fondle them a few times.

“Tha’s it…” He murmurs and hisses under his breath as he looks you right in the eyes. “Wanna be good f’r me?” He coos at you, and you nod in reply as you bite your lip. “How about you get on your knees and let me see how you suck me off, hm?”

Nodding, you untangle yourself from around him, his fingers slipping out of you, as you took your spot on the floor, the soldier having been caring enough to toss a pillow from the bed onto the floor to cushion your knees.

He sits on the edge of the bed, strong, muscular thighs spread open, as you sunk your mouth onto him, without so much as a second’s worth of hesitation. The stretch as you tried to swallow as much of him as you can tugged at the corners of your mouth, making them feel a bit sore, your jaw already protesting at the size of him. But that doesn’t stop you.

You start lapping at the underside of his cock eagerly, wetting him as much as possible to make sure you could continue taking him down your throat. The sounds he was making were sinful, low groans and grunts, hissing through his teeth, one hand carefully fisting the bed covers.

He carefully gathered your hair away from your face, gripping it one handed. “Tha’s it… Greedy thign you are, wanna take all of my fat cock in your mouth, hm?” He goaded a bit as he looked down at you between his legs.

Any other time, any other place, any other man, you’d already be pulling off him, getting dressed, telling him to fuck off… But something in this soldier’s voice, in his accent, the growl behind his voice, the spark in his eyes… 

Maybe you are just desperate for a good lay with the thickest cock you’ve ever seen… But you don’t complain. You simply nod at him and bobbed your head even more enthusiastically, lips struggling to glide up and down his length, spread open sinfully to accommodate his size.

“Tha’s a good girl…” He praises, his free hand coming to grip you at the back of your neck, tugging you slowly, forward, to make you swallow more of him down into your throat, making you gag and sputter on his length, sloppily drooling around the size of him, saliva drooling down your chin and onto the carpeted floor of your hotel room.

“Pretty fucking thing… Gonna make that make-up run, hm?” He offers as he pulled you off and back onto his cock, moving your head for you. “Show some attention to that pretty pussy of yours, go on.” He demands, causing you to nod.

One of your hands found your wet slit between your legs, sliding two fingers inside, which felt like not nearly enough after having had his own, and considering the fat cock that would soon replace them, but you’d make do. 

“Both hands, don’t be coy now.” He added. Your eyes widen, already anticipating the loss of balance that’d come from the lack of support from your free hand holding you up on the bed. But you do as you’re told, trying your best to keep a perch on your knees as your other hand starts slowly padding at your clit, rolling circles with it.

When you inevitably lose balance, as you knew you would, the soldier simply pulls you forward against him, making you bury your nose against his pelvis, swallowing his cock in its entiry, causing you to choke and gag, trying to catch a breath through your nose. He, in turn, lets out a loud groan of delight, eyes rolling back, as he feels the warm wetness of your throat.

“Keep your hands where they are.” He demands of you, preventing you from trying to pull away and find balance again with your hands on the bed or the floor or his thighs. You can barely do much more than nod against his hip.

He hooks a leg over your shoulder, pinning you close to him, while his hips begin to rock into your mouth, blindly and sloppily, making you gag more and more, more saliva slipping down from your parted lips, making a mess of him and yourself. “Tha’s it… yeah… just what I fuckin’ needed… Such a good girl f’r me…” He grunts as his hand swipes your hair out of your face as it slips from his grip.

“You like this?” He asks you as he abuses your mouth and your throat, while you sputter and try to fruitlessly breathe between each thrust of his into your throat. Nodding pathetically, mouth to full to speak, you whimper against him, making him shiver and shudder. “Of course you do… greedy fuckin’ mouth…”

He only pulls you off him after another couple of minutes, which felt like an eternity, allowing you to catch your breath only for long enough for him to pull you onto the bed, bending you over at the hips, presenting your round ass to him.

“Mmmmm, look at you…” He grunts out as he ruts his cock between your ass cheeks while tugging your head back at the scalp, causing your back to arch ever so slightly, your tits still pressed against the bed covers. “Round fuckin’ arse… Gonna love see it jiggle f’r me…”

He lets go of you again for a moment only to paw at your ass cheeks with one hand, while the other blindly looks for his wallet in his jeans. “Find me a condom, will ye?” He asks as he tosses the leather wallet next to your head, while he steps out of his jeans, underwear and boots, finally.

While looking for the little clip pocket containing them, you spot his military identification very briefly. It makes you realize you didn’t even ask him his name… Nor did he ask for yours. A green and white striped card titled ‘British Army’, with the name ‘John MacTavish’ and some extra info you don’t really pay attention to. John. That’s his name…

Once you pass him one of the silver wrappers, Johnny rips it open and puts on the slick condom quickly, barely waiting a moment before slipping himself inside of you, down to the hilt in one swift motion. You find yourself squirming against the bed covers with a whine, while he groans loudly behind you.

Although the stretch was still wildly bigger than any other man you’ve been with before, it didn’t feel as uncomfortable as you expected it too… probably because you were wetter and more eager than you expected.

He starts rutting inside of you immediately, huffing through clenched teeth as his big hands grip your ass cheeks and keep you spread open. His fingers dig deeply onto your extra fat, squeezing and kneading it, his blue eyes glued to the way your puffy lips part and stretch to swallow him whole. “Beautiful fuckin’ sight…”

“Fuck… Just like that… Don’t stop…” You beg him and whine loudly, fisting the white bed covers and digging your nails into them, your face resting on them sideways, sliding back and forth with each thrust of his.

You’re sure the hotel staff is going to have a field day washing the duvet, your make-up already staining the white fluffy fabric, sliding down with the sweat, and dragging across with each motion of your head.

You can barely speak or think, moaning in turn with him, each thrust of his causing you to croon and whimper in delight, his fat cock hitting you at every possible angle and rubbing every inch of your walls, the veins dragging against your g-spot, the condom barely there.

“Yeah… ye like tha’? Huh? Ye like it?” He coos at you, already slightly out of breath, hips barelling against your plump ass, making it jiggle as he bounces himself off them.

“Oh, fuck yes…!” You whine loudly. His hands slide up to find your hip, pushing you down against the mattress so he can shift more of his weight onto you, pumping at a downward angle, causing you to shriek desperately.

“Oh yeah…” Johnny grunts and starts huffing atop you, leaning all his weight atop of you as he pounds his hips against yours, his breath ragged against your shoulder and hair. “Fuck… Yer cunts feels so fuckin’ good…” He murmurs in your ear, his thick accent becoming.

“Oh, God…” You whimper, shuddering beneath him, feeling the familiar knot tightening in your stomach, each of his strong thrusts rattling every fiber of your being. “John…”

“Oh… tha’s it… Moan my name…” He orders as one of his hands suddenly shoots up and grips you by the back of the neck. “Moan my name…” He insists as he throws his hips down onto yours.

“John!” You call out, doing as you’re told, panting for air as he pushes your face harder into the mattress, slowing his thrusts down and bottoming out inside you each time at a slower pace.

Good thing he did too… Because the knot in your stomach only tightens more and more and more, and then snaps, making you cry out loudly with a choked moan that gets half-caught in your throat as your walls suddenly clamp down around him, tightening the grip on his fat shaft.

“Oh fuck…” Johnny grunts and picks up the pace again, grasp your hip as hard as his hands can, a bruising grip that’ll definitely leave a mark, as he pounds into your weeping cunt again and again and again…

He finally comes, losing his balance and landing on his elbows and forearms on either side of your body, his chest against your back, out of breath, as much as you, even though you feel like you barely did anything other than take him.

“Fuck… I needed that…” He grumbles under his breath as he speaks against your shoulder blade, before leaning up and biting at your earlobe. “That feel good f’r ye?” He whispers in your ear, an earnest question, receiving a little nod from you. “Good…”

Slowly, he pulled himself up, slipping his softening cock from you and rolling the condom off. “So… how long are ye and yer friends stayin’ here?” He asks you nonchalantly while tying off the condom.

“Are you trying to make small talk…?” You ask him, surprised that you can even find a voice or string together a coherent sentence in the aftermath of that. You try your best to drag yourself up and over onto the bed, and once you succeed, you look at him languidly.

“No. I have a reason to ask.” He assures you as he tosses the condom into the paper bin under the desk in the corner, before shuffling back over to you on the bed, lying lazily next to you, an arm behind his head, the other on his stomach.

“Four more days.” You tell him, and he nods at the reveal of information. You roll your head to the side to look at him, both of your bodies sweaty and sticky, your make-up undoubtedly a mess, not that he shows it in the way he looks at you… And even if he did, he’d likely only show pride at making you look like that.

“Well… I’m comin’ to pay ye a visit every night until then.” He tells you, before wrapping his free arm around you, pulling you close. “I plan on gettin’ that tight cunny wrapped around my cock fer as long as I can.”

Bonus:

cw: phone infidelity (Johnny's gf calls Johnny while he's fucking reader), lying, cheating, and reader is also not a good person.

It’s the dawn of your last day in Cartagena. And, as promised, Johnny has come to see you for the last four nights, fucking you well into the early hours of the morning, before disappearing while you sleep it off in the morning.

Your friends have been so excited for you this whole time, making you tell and retell all your sexual escapades with him, as you sightsee, go to the beach, go shopping, go out for lunch and dinner…

Meanwhile, Gaz already knows of what Soap's been up to... as do Price and Ghost. Kinda hard to miss the way he disappears every night and comes back every morning, with a smug smile on his lips and the signature walk of someone that just got laid. Ghost even took to calling Johnny 'the town bicycle'™️ every morning, not that Soap minds it.

And you definitely should be sleeping… It’s about to be 6 A.M. after all, your flight due to departing at 1 P.M., your bag already packed in the corner other for the dress Johnny stripped off you when he arrived, and the clothes you prepped for the flight. 

But it’s your last night here. Your last night with this British man - Scottish you recently found out - you’ll never see again. How could you spend it any other way other than getting your guts rearranged and your thighs so sore that you’ll undoubtedly be wobbling past airport security and into your flight?

Just as he’s rutting desperately against you, murmuring about how good you feel underneath him, eyes locked on the way your breasts and stomach jiggle with each furious thrust of his hips, a phone’s ringtone comes from somewhere on the floor.

It’s a cheerful little tune, one that immediately makes his face harden into a grimace. “Fuck.” Johnny grunts atop you. “Don’t move. Don’t move…” He tells you before he rushes off to find his phone. 

You assume it’s work. After all, he sun is already rising in the horizon. Isn’t that when work tends to start for soldiers? You find the idea of it dreadful, waking up so early, to work out?

But the realization washes over you when his voice becomes affectionate and sweet, calling whoever is on the other side ‘baby’. Johnny presses the phone to his ear, before rushing back onto the bed, slotting himself between your thighs. 

Before you can say anything, maybe protest at what he’s doing, he’s back inside you, one of his palms clamping over your mouth as he throws his hips against yours.

“I just got up actually… Am at the gym.” Johnny lies as he pounds into you, a great excuse as to what he sounds out of breath. “Oh yeah… hip thrusts, love.” He continues speaking, his eyes locked onto you.

“Mhm… Definitely…” He grunts out. “Let me put you on speaker so I can keep going.” He adds and quickly does so, setting the phone next to your head on the bed.

“I miss you, Johnny…” A woman’s voice, sugary sweet and soft, comes from the speakers, right next to your ear. An accent similar to his, but less rugged, a bit more polished. 

“I know, love… Miss you too…” Johnny says above you, eyes locked on yours as he grunts a bit and presses his hips harder into yours. “Can’t wait to finish here and go back to you…”

You don’t know what it is… You should be disgusted. You should be bucking him off, yelling at him, exposing him to this girlfriend as a cheater… But the way he looks at you, the way his cock throbs inside you, the way this feels, so forbidden and wrong… You can’t help but like it.

“What are you up to now, baby?” Johnny asks as he continues rutting against you, eyes lowering to watch the way your cunt swallows his fat cock.

“I’m about to have lunch, that’s why I called early, going with Anna and Delilah for work, just wanted to say a quick hello!” Johnny’s girlfriend says.

Johnny grunts when your walls flutter around him, tightening around him, a sign you were close to your limit. “Oh… fuck…” He grumbles and pants. 

“You okay, love?” Johnny’s girlfriend asks, concerned, when she hears the way he sounds. “You’re not injuring yourself, are you? Am I distracting you?”

“No, no, baby…” Johnny grunts. “I just… love you so much!” He tells her, his face screwed into an expression of pure delight, eyes rolling a bit and eyelids fluttering as he feels you continue to squeeze around you. “Yeah… I love you and miss you… so… so much… God…”

“I miss you too, Johnny!” She says, naively, as her boyfriend lets out a grunt under his breath and comes inside of you, blowing a load inside the condom as he rests his head against your chest.

[toshidou]

pLEAse, as a short chubby girl ur cod chubby chaser hc’s make me so warm. love love love. i feel like soap would also appreciate and love curves and thighs and stomach so i was wondering if you’d be able to write him?

⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚｡ 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐌𝐃𝐍𝐈 ⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆

Chubby chaser Soap is a biter. He sees the soft round skin of your thighs, your tummy, your arms, and all he can do is lean forward and sink his teeth into the flesh, groaning as the plush of your body gives way to sharpened bone.

Johnny marks, he claims, he's reduced to the most carnal functions in the face of your beauty, soft little growls and whines muffled into every curve of your body as he litters you with as much physical evidence of his desire for you as he can.

It often overwhelms him, just how obsessed with your body he is, unable to help his hands from groping at any expanse of your curves he can reach. But you shouldn't be surprised when your legs often become the target of his wandering hands, watching with rapturous eyes as the thick of your thigh spills out between his fingers, massaging the muscle underneath with slow but firm squeezes.

It borders on insatiable, heat flooding your body as his cock fucks between the slick mess of his precum and your arousal between your thighs, his hands holding your knees together as he grunts with every thrust.

"S'good for me, bonnie, so perfect, gonna cum all over these fuckin' hot thighs o'yours–"

He wouldn't leave you with much other option than to lie there and watch with widened eyes at the stark evidence of his attraction towards you; little dispute to be made when it comes to how you make him feel when your stomach is covered with his now cooling cum. And there's an addictive sort of power that comes with that, knowing that you could do little more than flash him a peak of your marked up thighs and have him fall to his knees before you, worshipping the only deity he's ever let himself believe in: you.

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kinda! chubby chaser! johnny who loves a fat girl because 'i've got more ta hold, y'ken?'

who comes up behind you and wraps his arms around your waist just so he can hold ur big tits ('i dinnae wan ya hurting ur back, lass, lemme hold 'em a while')

who loves making you ride him so that he can grab your fat ass and pull you along, maybe so that he can get a great view of ur tummy and tits bouncing while u ride

fat girl lover! johnny who lays his head on ur tummy while he fiddles around on his switch or plays games on his phone ('i love it, bonnie! is like a pillow fer me head')

who draws/paints you from various angles with all ur rolls and cellulite and double chin, but god you've never felt prettier than when johnny decides ur art

who fucks you so hard he has to have something to hold on to. who instead of putting his hands on the bed or on ur waist when he's drilling u, he grabs ur tummy like this:

[bravo4iscool]

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he’s in denial (a simon “ghost” riley headcanon)

simon riley’s love language (a simon “ghost” riley headcanon)

a little snippet of a ghost one shot (simon “ghost” riley x reader)

return (simon “ghost” riley x fem!reader)

return pt.2 snippet

the sacrifice (simon “ghost” riley x reader)

mornings with ghost

simon riley is a chubby chaser (a simon “ghost” riley headcanon)

simon “ghost” riley/john price x chubby!short!reader

you’re kidnapped (simon „ghost“ riley x fem!reader)

simon riley witnesses a terror attack (a simon “ghost” riley headcanon)

simon riley is the type of man to hold you when you cry (a simon “ghost” riley headcanon)

simon “ghost” riley taking home chubby!reader from a bar (simon “ghost” riley x chubby!reader)

goth!ghost meets scene!reader (simon „ghost“ riley x reader)

goth!ghost meets goth!reader (simon “ghost” riley x reader)

model!ghost and designer!reader (simon “ghost” riley x reader)

dad!simon riley (simon “ghost” riley and child!reader)

old man masterlist (simon “ghost” riley x reader; platonic)

simon “ghost” riley x fem!chubby!reader

neighbour!graves helps you move in (phillip graves x reader)

simon and his mechanic!girlfriend (simon “ghost” riley x fem!reader)

simon and his tomboy!girlfriend (simon “ghost” riley x fem!reader)

simon and his lawyer!wife (simon “ghost” riley x fem!reader)

idk how to name this😭 (simon „ghost“ riley x fem!reader)

mechanic!ghost and his partners‘s birthday present (simon „ghost“ riley x reader)

simon and johnny with a partner that has ptsd (simon “ghost” riley x reader/ john “soap” mactavish x reader)

simon and his wife broke the cycle (simon “ghost” riley x fem!reader)

simon‘s wife works too much (simon „ghost“ riley x fem!reader)

simon finds out the gender of his 2nd child (simon „ghost“ riley x fem!reader)

he‘s too afraid to ask you out (simon „ghost“ riley x reader)

childhood best friend’s bracelet (simon “ghost” riley x reader)

false signs masterlist (simon “ghost” riley and reader)

simon and his tall!wife (simon “ghost” riley x fem!reader)

part two

crime and punishment (simon “ghost” riley x reader)

eating good (simon „ghost“ riley x reader)

tf141 getting pet

wayne!AU (simon “ghost” riley & older!brother!reader)

seal team

snippet of a SEAL team one shot

snippet no2

what if brock was a smoker? (a brock reynolds headcanon)

the reason sonny’s good with kids (a sonny quinn headcanon)

bleeding out (trent sawyer and brock reynolds)

sister (trent sawyer x fem!reader)

just a friend (scott “full metal” carter x fem!reader; smut)

slayweek 2024 masterlist (sonny quinn x clay spenser)

bridgerton

hidden glances and secret notes (benedict bridgerton x servant!fem!reader)

more to come…

[ieatyourbeauty]

**Enemies with Benefits part 5 **

part 1

part 2

part 3

part 4

funny Ghost and Spider

Soap is blue

Spider is purple

Tanya is Pink

and if you see yellow dats me

NSFW minors fuck off.

P in V, segsuals , breeding kink, cucking kink, fem dom.

Warning: kidnapping

Recap: Poor Soap was drowning his sorrows in liquor and food in the mess hall cause his ex who is currently on base is getting hitched. Spider had the bright idea to tell him to use her body to vent all his frustrations and stress about his ex he did just that even confessing his feelings to her. Now they both lay in bed sleepin and there's a knock at the door

???: Johnny? Johnny!

With the constant knocking Soap wakes up still tired and groggy from last night he looks over and see's Spider still asleep seems she is a heavier sleeper than Soap. He hears more knocking and a familiar voice calling him.

Tanya: Johnnny

Soap: Ugh (not her god)

He's got this annoyed look on his face once he realized who it was Spider wakes up finally after the knocking gets louder stretching and yawning from a good nights "rest." (lmao) , She looks at Soap's tired face seeing him get out of bed picking up his boxers putting them on. Spider pretty much follows suit putting on Soap's shirt and her panties.

Spider: I don't think she's gonna stop....seems really determined.

Soap rolls his eyes she's right...he hates it but she's right.

Soap: yeah, I'll be right there...

Soap is muttering to himself walking over to the door opening it, looking at the blonde beauty it sure is his ex he has a look of annoyance and frustration.

Soap: Can I help you Tanya?

Tanya: Johnnny~ I missed you

Soap: Tanya....what the hell are you doing here....

Tanya: aww can't I see you?

Soap: you really want a response to that?

He's stands there waiting for her to tell him why she's here what she wants....what is she doing here?

Tanya: I'm getting married and I don't want to put you on the spot but I was thinking you and me can have one last fling together before I get hitched come on Johnny lets have fun one last time.~

Spider listens in on the conversation sitting on the bed, slowly jealousy is slowly building up in her little body hearing Tanya's words towards Soap she was cracking her knuckles and a dark look was on her face.

Spider:.....(fucking cunt)

Soap: I'm with someone....

He says it straight to her face no bullshit no sugarcoating the truth. Soap also has that dark look on his face he's not sad or drinking his woes over her anymore, right now he just hates her she used him and is now trying to use him again its ridiculous.

Soap: your getting married what about your fiancé.

Tanya leans closer to him making circles on his chest pushing her body against him trying and failing to seduce him.

Tanya: come on Johnny ...they don't have to know....

Soap looks at her with a dead cold stare disgust clear on his face. It makes him sick that she even showed up he pushes him off her, Tanya is shocked by the rejection he speaks in this low tone.

Soap: get out.

Soap says there is no emotion in his voice no sadness nothing just anger he's not even asking he's ordering. Spider walks infront of Soap creating a shield between Tanya and Soap.

Spider: ....(damn that was hot) hi....you must be Tanya right?

Tanya looked at Spider with distaste looking at them physically, Also being polar opposites Tanya being thin and tall and Spider being brunette short and a bit chubby.

Tanya: geez....you fell off Soap your a chubby chaser now?

Soap is fucking pissed giving her a ice old glare. He was stepping forward before Spider stopped him putting a hand on Soap's chest Tanya's face getting angrier.

Spider: hey Soap? can you wait here me and Tanya we need to have a talk just between us girls.

Spider pushes Tanya out the door and closes the door Soap being nosy puts his hand on the door handle and opens the door slightly he puts his ear right next to the crack He'll admit it that much he's curious to see what Spider's gonna do to Tanya but.....he knows that he needs to have some self control? Tanya and Spider are in the hallway.

Tanya: IF YOU HIT ME I'LL SUE Y-

Spider: wait! ....I'm not gonna hit you calm down.....Tanya is it?

Tanya:.......

Spider: lets cut the shit you still love Soap even though you fucked up so you think that he'll still love you after all this time....am I correct here?

Tanya Gives Spider a look of contempt.

Spider: I'll take that as a yes...So here is what were gonna do, you are never gonna see him again, If you see him on the same street as you turn around.. cause I'm gonna tell you this only once. Continue living your life with your new husband and leave Soap alone.

Tanya: why would I do that Soap's weak enough he'll eventually come crawling back to me.

Spider pushes and pins Tanya to the wall a dark look in spider's eyes she whispered in her ear.

Spider: because if you don't I'll slit your pretty throat in front of your new husband...deal?

Tanya is horrified looks like she is looking death in the face Spider lets her her go a still dark glare on her face.

Tanya:...fucking freak

Tanya walks away from Spider at a fast pace Tanya bumps into Little a Lieutenant and a friend of Spider's trying to get away when she turns the corner Little looks at her with a confused face.

Little: what's her problem? you okay Spider?

Little instantly knew Spider was in a mood Spider making a shh gesture at Little knowing what that means hides her eyes and turns the other way she didn't see it, not her business that wasn't the way to Ghost's room anyway she walks away giggling to herself.

Little: not my monkeys not my Circus.

Spider face changes back to that softness her cold glare gone holding her chest she hasn't acted like that in a long while. The moment Tanya is away and out of sight Soap opens the door , he walks up to Spider with a lot of concern for her on his face he puts his hands on her shoulders he's staring staring into her eyes He knows there was a lot more going on in that conversation then what she was actually saying he knows that ...... he knows He lifted up her chin looking at him,

Soap: Are....Are you okay

Spider: yeah....I'm good.

Spider hugs him tight her head to his chest his hands on her hips she can feel his love through his touch. She looks up at him blushing.

Spider: I should...get going...

Spider tries to walk away but Soap grabs her wrist pulling her towards him for a kiss. Spider blushes, she's surprised She was not expecting that but she kisses him back returning his passion she feels him smile into the kiss when they pull away from each other breathless.

Spider: do you ....want to finish this in your room...Soap?

Soap: yeah......

Soap just smiles and holds her hand he takes her back to his room and he shuts the door behind them....after the door closes she kisses him touching his body, Soap kisses her back and puts his hands on her thighs one of them going up to her clothed pussy, she falls back on the bed, he crouches in front of her legs.

Soap: spread em.

Spider blushing doing what she told she spread her legs. he gently rubs circles on her covered pussy earning a shudder from Spider.

Soap: sooo soft....

kissing her thighs leaving bite marks on the soft skin he moves her panties out of the way with his hand licking between her folds, earning a loud moan from spider her pussy getting wet from his mouth he was eating good the mess rolling down her legs she grabbed his hair her eyes going at the back of her head.

Spider: ahhhAH! S-soap holy sh-shit.

Soap: Sit still I wanna savor your taste.

Spider covers her face with her hands in embarrassment Soaps smiles her heart already beating fast his hands holding the back of her thighs while he's fucking her with his tongue a his grip tightens on her thighs as she moans in pleasure she couldn't take it anymore it was like she was being exorcised by his touch her moans were loud now no longer ashamed being with him like this.

Spider: ohh fuuuck soap, ohhhhhh

Soap: careful I thought u didnt want anyone to hear you

He smirks after he makes that snide comment she hates so much. Spider pouts looking at him having tears from almost cumming.

Spider: ugh don't tease me.....I'm gonna do it myself if you don't hurry!

Soap: oooh is that a threat...what am impatient slut..

Spider: fuu-ck

Spider tried to move her hand down to her clit wanting some release but Soap stops her taking one of his hands off her thigh and slapping the hand away. He's making a mess out of her pussy sucking on her clit earning a loud moan she couldn't take it anymore and came on his face her chest rising up and down and breathing heavily soap took her panties off giving her pussy a nice little slap making Spider whimper.

Soap: God I never get tired of your taste...

He sits on the bed next to her pulling her on his lap, holding her close to him, so she can recover from her bliss.

Spider: hey...what about you....don't you need to finish?

Soap: I'm fine...I wanted to make you forget about her this time...

Spider: thank you....I don't think she's gonna bother you....at least while I'm around.....but I have an idea...honestly it might get rid of her completely...

Soap: don't kill the poor girl....

Spider: tempting but no...I don't mean that...it's from a video...I saw one time

Soap: what type of video?

Spider: I think you know...but....I need your permission for it.

Spider whispers her plan to get rid of Tanya for good that doesn't include killing her, Soap listens carefully his eyes getting big at her suggestion and blushes, she was a wild one for this idea.

Soap: Steamin, Jesus

Spider: so???

Soap: you've convinced me ....let's do it.

Spider kisses him gently to seal the deal

(lets timeskip to a couple of hours later....oh boy yall gonna love or hate me for this.)

Tanya wakes up seeing darkness she remembers she saw two figures one of which looked like Spider then black, Her blindfold is taken off and she looks around seeing Soap in his boxers on the bed and Spider in black lingerie with her arms crossed.

Spider: Hey Tanya....have a good rest?

Tanya: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE ME!

Spider slap's Tanya in the face leaning close to her and whispering in her ear.

Spider: If you scream again I'll smack the fuck out of you more understand?

Tears forming in Tanya's eyes she simply nods shutting her mouth.

Spider: So Tanya we are going to learn a lesson in property rights and why you shouldn't tread or steal or fuck something that isn't yours. See you lost your chance when you decided to spread your legs with other men then have the gall to want to be with him.

Spider walks away from Tanya sitting next to Soap on the bed, he takes his boxers off he was already erect from seeing Spider in lingerie, she smiles bending down to lick the precum off Soap's tip while she fingers herself she licks down on his length earning a soft moan from Soap's lips she looks at Tanya seething in the chair unable to say anything due to Spider's order she keeps sucking Soap's cock while she getting wetter fingering herself seeing that Soap's face is flushed and he rolls his eyes.

Spider: is it good soap?

Soap: f-fucking hell

Spider: cum in my mouth pretty boy....

She pumped his cock while sucking him off he was panting like a dog he groaned when came inside Spider's mouth she held his cum in her mouth walking towards Tanya and grabs her face almost making bruises on her cheeks.

Spider: open your mouth, you better swallow or I'll bring out my knife and cut a hole in your throat to spit it in.

Tanya opens her mouth and Spider spits in her mouth a mixture of Soap's cum and her spit Tanya gives her a glare Spider gives a smug smile.

Spider: how's my sloppy seconds taste.

Tanya: fucking bitch......

Spider took her wet panties off and bundled it in a ball shoving it in Tanya's mouth. Soap is kind of stunned seeing this dominate side of Spider...it arouses him more opp...he's hard again.

Spider: You look better with your mouth gagged.

Soap: She really does look better when she's shut up

Spider and Soap laugh at Tanya muffled with spider's panties tears forming in the corner of her eyes. Then a very evil thought appeared in Spider's head and a sly grin appeared on her face, She told Soap to come over he walks over to behind her he unhooks her bra it falls he plays with her tits pinching her nipples kissing and nibbling on her neck earning a soft moan.

Spider: God your hands feel so good Soap....I would never cheat on you....unless I was fucking retarded.

Soap: god your so fucking beautiful...

Soap picked her up placing his hands underneath her thighs, while she wrap her arm around his shoulder for added support. With her free hand she directed his cock inside her wet cunt they both moaned loud Soap started his pace slow and hard. They were both exposed in front of Tanya a angry crying mess how pathetic.

Spider: look how good...Soap is inside..m-me Tanya oh I love how pissed you look its turning me on more.....

Soap: god you are fuckin tight-it's so f-funny seeing her mad ohh fuck.

Soap looks at Tanya it's hard for her to look at him and Spider the two of them enjoying each other like this...but that's what she deserves for what she did to Soap to Spider god revenge felt so fucking good. his thrusts quicken making her moan louder in pleasure she continues to shit talk Tanya.

Spider: f-uuuuck he feels so fucking good inside me ....you? c-cheated on him? .....GOD...your fucking stupid Tanya...ahhh god Soa-Johnny god dont ever stop!

Soap laughs his thrusts going harder and faster, He thinks how amazing she is thinking up this whole plan to get rid of Tanya she's his perfect girl, as Soap was closer to his orgasm Spider felt it and she had a sly look on her face looking at Tanya.

Spider: o-oh Tanya...have you ever seen a girl get bred before ....well your about to...I'm not on the pill I've wanted his kids since I meet him.

That was a lie of course she was on birth control both Spider and Soap knew .....but Tanya didn't that just made things so much better there was anger in her eyes Soap smiles at her, she deserves that heartbreak. It made him go quicker both of them moaning in pleasure together.

Soap: haha....No I don't think...she's never seen that before....lets show her....hah...

Spider: don't waste a single fucking drop Soap put all of your cum inside me.. breed me..I love you....I love you Johnny...fuck

Soap: I love you too....Josey

Soap and Spider climax together cumming insider her cunt leaving a mess on the floor in front of Tanya she looked pissed and defeated seeing cum leak out of Spider's pussy, Soap carries her to the bed putting her down and kissing her softy laying besides her. Soap plays up the act a bit kissing up her neck.

Soap: I think we should fuck again...just to make sure it really takes I wanna see you full of my kids....

Spider blushes she knows its an act but god she would give him a whole army of kids if he asked, she runs her hand through his hair combing his now messy mohawk.

Spider: okay....but first.

She gets off of the bed and walks over to Tanya putting the blindfold back on her a mercy...sort of...her ears were uncovered though.

Spider: That's better I still want her to hear our moans without having to look at her face.

Soap: good idea.

Soap says his smile growing bigger she walks back to him sitting on the bed he puts his hand on her chin he pulls her into a kiss riling each other to go another round...or two they're certainly not counting.

(lets timeskip this shit cause I ran out of positions in my head. LOL)

Spider lead Tanya to the original spot she was taken from.

Spider: I better not see you again wouldnt want your new husband to see all these text messages to other men would you?

Tanya broken and defeated nods Spider smiles and walks away leaving Tanya alone, hours later Spider returns to Soap's room seeing that he's sleeping. she smiles taking off her shoes and joining him in bed cuddling up to him. Soap awaken to the feeling of Spider's body next to him he pulls her close he really does like her they are both content right now Soap slowly drifts back to sleep ....really really happy.

(maybe writing is better therapy than I thought anyway lemme know if yall want more of this story I might end it here might not)

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[welcometojackass2022]

Jackass guys with a plus size gf?

Like what would they each be like with a plus sized girlfriend? I love this idea :) as a plus sized girl, this is my honest thoughts, so sorry if you’re fav isn’t depicted the way you want!

Johnny Knoxville: I’ve said this before, but I think that he’d probably not date a bigger girl until a little later on in life (like late 20s/early 30s) and then he’d realize that he absolutely loves dating a plus sized girl. He’d constantly be grabbing at your thighs and biting/kissing your belly and trying to cuddle you cuz you’re so soft and warm.

Chris Pontius: Chris would date a bigger girl with zero issue and he’d treat her no different from a skinnier girl. He’s extremely grabby and hands-on (I’m talking tits, ass, thighs, tummy, everything), and loves watching you try on clothes when you go to different stores. It wouldn’t even occur to him to some guys don’t like bigger girls; he’ll brag about you and show you off to anyone he can get within earshot. “Have you seen my hot sexy girlfriend? She’s over there look at her dude she’s so fucking sexy how the fuck did I score her?”

Steve-O: I can’t really see Steve-O with a plus sized girl, he only seems to go for skinny women. If he dated a plus sized girl he’d probably try to “subtly” suggest that she go vegan with him or that she go on a diet with him or something like that. Like it’s fine to care about your partners health but he would not shut up about it. “Instead of regular dates, maybe we can go to the gym together every morning!” Shut the fuck up Steve-O

Dave England: Dave would be the biggest cuddle bug on the planet with a plus sized girl. I’ve mentioned before that I think he’d secretly be a chubby chaser, and I stand by that. He’d constantly be hugging you or putting his arms around you from behind or holding you against him while the two of you are in bed together. I’ve also said before that he’d love going clothes shopping with you and would get so pissed at the lack of cute plus sized clothing available.

Danger Ehren: He’d be very sweet :) he’d never let you say anything bad about yourself and if anyone else said anything rude he’d totally let them have it. He absolutely adores you.

Bam Margera: I don’t think Bam would date plus sized women either :( he’s only dated skinny women and used to make fun of his dad so much for being fat so I just don’t think he’d ever date a big girl, as sad as it is to say.

Ryan Dunn: I can’t see him with a big girl either, since he was with Angie for a long time up until his death, but if he was with one he’d be pretty normal with her. Nothing unusual to report.

Wee Man: I don’t think he’d really treat a bigger girlfriend any different than a thinner girlfriend. If you had a big ass then he’d probably brag about that a lot but he wouldn’t really care if you were a bigger girl.

Preston Lacy: as a bigger guy, he’d be able to relate to a plus sized girl and he’d always be kind and respectful.

[one-piece-for-me]

I provide no explanation but these men give me chubby chaser vibes Zoro Shanks Eustass Kid Trafalgar Law Bartolomeo Marco Rob Lucci Sabo Bellamy Cabaji Pell Chaka Buggy Cracker Charlotte Rosinante Donquixote Johnny Yosaku Yes I take criticism and or additions

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QRKY Radio Playlist 02/24/20

QRKY – Quirky Radio Playlist For 02/24/20

Listen Free.  Blues, Swing, Rockabilly, Old Time Radio Shows & More.

Click on the playlist song titles in BOLD below.  They’re linked to music videos or to online audio files of the old time radio shows.  It;s all for fun and for free, so enjoy.

Blues Lover -- Bob Margolin

Suzie Q -- Creedence Clearwater Revival

Fatima Cigarettes (Old Time Radio Commercial)

I Need It Bad (Groove Juice) -- Buddy Banks Sextette

Straight No Chaser -- Thelonious Monk

Ninety Nine -- Sonny Boy Williamson

Uranium Rock -- Warren Smith

Unity Rhumba -- Goodson & Vale

Lightnin’ -- Carlos Santana

Devil Takes His Turn -- Dusty 45′s

I’ve Been Everywhere -- Hank Snow

Tom Cat -- Marti Brom & Her Jet-Tone Boys

Mercy -- Duffy

Take the “A” Train -- Duke Ellington

Jambalaya (On The Bayou) -- Fats Domino

Hellhound On My Trail -- Robert Johnson

Boogie-Woogie Country Girl -- Micke Muster

Home Is Where The Harp Is -- Harpdog Brown

Operator Operator -- Sister Wynona Carr

The Walkin’ Blues -- Fluffy Hunter

Driving Wheel -- Little Junior Parker

Do Your Duty -- Bessie Smith with Buck & His Band

Shakedown -- Popa Chubby

Lady Be Good -- Lester Young

Something To Remember You By -- Albert Collins, Johnny Copeland & Robert Cray

 She’s Givin’ It Away -- Lovin’ Sam Theard

Let’s Go On -- Sister Rosetta Tharpe

New Old Lady -- Little Charlie & The Nightcats

Jack You’re Dead -- Louis Jordan & His Tympany Five

Who Do You Love -- John Hammond & George Thorogood

Bayou Blood -- Kenny Neal

(She’s) Sexy + 17 -- Stray Cats

Garbage Man -- Harlem Hamfats

Folsom Prison Blues -- Johnny Cash

Feeling High & Happy -- Gene Krupa Orchestra with Helen Ward

Let Me Play With Your Poodle -- Tampa Red

Flying Saucer Rock & Roll -- Billy Lee Riley

Stay A Little Longer -- Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys

The Streets Of Laredo -- Marty Robbins

Hokum Blues -- Dallas String Band with Coley Jones

Saturday Jump -- Kim Lenz & Her Jaguars

Rebel Rouser -- Duane Eddy

Sue’s Cafe -- O.B. Buchana

It Ain’t The Meat -- Swallows

The Last Chance Texaco -- Rickie Lee Jones

Yes We Can Can -- Allen Toussaint

Alka Seltzer (Old Time Radio Commercial)

JUBILEE Radio Show (10/02/44) with Count Basie -- Armed Forces Radio Service

Smiling Faces Sometimes -- Undisputed Truth

Mojo Hand -- Lightnin’ Hopkins

The Thang From Planet Twang -- Daddy A Go-Go

Bayou Tortous -- James McMurtry

[stoutpancakes]

Okay but chubby chaser! Johnny...

Chubby chaser! Johnny who spots you from across the bar and knows you're the one.

Chubby chaser! Johnny who drinks in your curves, from your full breasts down to your pudgy tummy and wide hips.

Chubby chaser! Johnny whose pants get a little too tight just from the way your lips are moving as you talk to your friend.

Chubby chaser! Johnny who imagines you bent over with the jiggle of your ass as he thrusts into you.

Chubby chaser! Johnny who is dying to suckle at your breasts, knowing very well he can treat you just right.

Chubby chaser! Johnny who just has to muster up the courage to go and talk to a beauty such as yourself.

[maddiesplaybills]

Hi friends!

Me again with a new batch of audio masters from my arsenal. I’m definitely willing to gift these to anyone who asks nicely, so send me a message if you’re interested in any of the following:

Groundhog Day  06/14/17 eve Cast: Andy Karl (Phil Connors), Barrett Doss (Rita Hanson), Rebecca Faulkenberry (Nancy), John Sanders (Ned Ryerson), Andrew Call (Gus/Billy the Bartender), Raymond J Lee (Ralph), Michael Fatica (Chubby Man), Heather Ayers (Mrs. Lancaster), Katy Geraghty (Debbie), Gerard Canonico (Fred), Sean Montgomery (Sheriff), William Parry (Jenson), Jordan Grubb (u/s The Hot Dog Seller), Vishal Vaidya (Larry), Joseph Medeiros (Deputy/Mr. Cleveland), Rheaume Crenshaw (Doris), Travis Waldschmidt (Jeff), Kevin Bernard (u/s Buster), Taylor Iman Jones (Lady Storm Chaser), Jenna Rubaii (Joelle/Doctor), Tari Kelly (Piano Teacher/Mrs. Cleveland)

Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812 06/15/17 Cast: Josh Groban (Pierre), Denée Benton (Natasha), Brittain Ashford (Sonya), Gelsey Bell (Mary/Maidservant/Opera Singer), Nicholas Belton (Andrey/Bolkonsky), Azudi Onyejekwe (u/s Dolokhov), Amber Gray (Helene), Grace McLean (Marya D), Paul Pinto (Balaga/Servant/Opera Singer), Lucas Steele (Anatole), Ensemble: Sumayya Ali, Courtney Bassett, Josh Canfield, Kennedy Caughell, Ken Clark, Erica Dorfer, Lulu Fall, Ashley Pérez Flanagan, Alex Gibson, Billy Joe Kiessling, Blaine Alden Krauss, Reed Luplau, Brandt Martinez, Andrew Mayer, Mary Page Nance, Pearl Rhein, Heath Saunders, Cathryn Wake, Katrina Yaukey, Lauren Zakrin

Miss Saigon 06/16/17 Cast: Jon Jon Briones (The Engineer), Eva Noblezada (Kim), Alistair Brammer (Chris), Katie Rose Clarke (Ellen), Nicholas Christopher (John), Devin Ilaw (Thuy), Rachelle Ann Go (Gigi)

Come From Away 06/17/17 mat Cast: Petrina Bromley (Bonnie & others), Geno Carr (Oz & others), Jenn Colella (Beverley/Annette & others), Joel Hatch (Claude & others), Josh Breckenridge (u/s Bob & others), Kendra Kassebaum (Janice & others), Chad Kimball (Kevin T/Garth & others), Lee MacDougall (Nick/Doug & others), Caesar Samayoa (Kevin J/Ali & others), Q. Smith (Hannah & others), Astrid Van Wieren (Beulah & others), Sharon Wheatley (Diane & others)

Anastasia 06/17/17 eve Cast: Nicole Scimeca (Little Anastasia), Mary Beth Peil (Dowager Empress) Caroline O’Connor (Countess Lily), Ramin Karimloo (Gleb), Derek Klena (Dmitry), John Bolton (Vlad), Christy Altomare (Anya), Ensemble: Zach Adkins, Lauren Blackman, Sissy Bell, Kyle Brown, Janet Dickinson, Constantine Germanacos, Wes Hart, Ken Krugman, Dustin Layton, Shina Ann Morris, James A Pierce III, Molly Rushing, Kristen Smith Davis, Allison Walsh

Bandstand 06/18/17 Cast: Jonathan Shew (u/s Donny Novitski), Laura Osnes (Julia Trojan), Beth Leavel (Mrs. June Adams), James Nathan Hopkins (Jimmy Campbell), Brandon J. Ellis (Davy Zlatic), Alex Bender (Nick Radel), Geoff Packard (Wayne Wright), Joe Carroll (Johnny Simpson), Ensemble: Mary Callahan, Max Clayton, Andrea Dotto, Ryan Kasprzak, Andrew Leggieri, Erica Mansfield, Morgan Marcell, Drew McVety, Kevyn Morrow, Jessica Lea Patty, Keven Quillon, Ryan Vandenboom, Jaime Verazin 

[brandonwayneb]

Respects Russian

Respects Arabia

Respects Nazi A+

Arabia Arabia

Shiva Shiva

Levitate Levitate

🌹 RoseMary

🌹 RoseMary

🌹 RoseMary

🌹 RoseMary

🌹 RoseMary

🌹 RoseMary

🌹 RoseMary

❤️ This is all I ever say

❤️ This is all I ever live

3 fingers Right hand "Leaf"

2 fingers Left hand "Feather"

4415 Daisy Meadow Dr

Katy Texas 77449

Brandon Wayne Burdett

Bee’s Moon’s Bird’s

bbw bwb wb Warner Brothers

206-209-9841

https://linktr.ee/brandonwayneb (https://linktr.ee/brandonwayneb)

(https://linktr.ee/brandonwayneb) (https://linktr.ee/brandonwayneb))

Flawless Spelling

Sing and Dance 'sid'

the words 'smids' and 'smades' to uncover liars

Young Guys: Satan Submissive

Young Guys: Satan Submission

Old Guys: Devil Dominance

No: J

No: G

No: B

No: L

No: T

No: H

Yes: A: Ass Assets

Yes: SS: Spiritual Supports

Yes: D: Seed Dick Deep Frederic

Yes: P: Penis or Pussy

Yes: F: Free and Fuck

Yes: M: Ma, Mom, Manners

Yes: V: Virtue Revival Achievements

Yes: W: Wraith War Water

Yes: ii: Eye Eye

Yes: R: Roar Rabbit

Yes: N: No

Yes: Y: Yes

Yes: O: Create w

Yes: K: Knight

Yes: E: Equals Español

Yes: X: Mark Special Spots

Yes: Q: Questions Quest Ons!

Yes: C: See Cup Cupids Chest

Yes: U: Ur Ours Yours Us Ourselves

Yes: Z: Symbolic of Last Resorts

ss RoseMary

ss Elvis

ss Wendy's

ss Russia

ss Soviet Union

ss Valor

ss Vladimir

ss Shiva

ss Hindu

ss Levitate

ss Birds

ss Bats

ss Cats

ss Snakes

ss Kylé

ss Stylé

ss Kim

ss Kay

ss Cvs

ss Rite Aid

ss Adam

ss Amish

ss Lizard Tail

ss Eye of Newt

ss Cameron

ss Karma

ss Caméléon

ss Camel

ss Raspberry

ss Ketchup

ss Amy Wine House

ss Velveeta

ss Chubby Chasers

ss BBW

ss LGBTQ

ss Alaska Husky

ss Ali Ali Ali

ss Allah Allah Allah

ss Always Always Always

ss Aladdin

ss Hercules

ss Pegasus

ss Lord Ganesh

ss Lord Vishnu

ss Tom

ss Jerry

ss Onyx

ss Mew

ss MewTwo

ss I dream of Jeanie

ss Bewitched

ss Daren

ss Samantha

ss Switzerland

ss Arabia

ss Adam’s Family

ss Tim Burden

ss Nightmare Before Christmas

ss Fay

ss May

ss Oxford

ss Corpse Bride

ss Jack Skellington

ss Sally

ss Xfiles

ss Dana Scully

ss Fox Mulder

ss RugRats

ss Dexter Laboratory

ss Dexter

ss DeeDee

ss Chris Angel

ss MeerKat Manner

ss Power Puff Girls

ss Teen Titans

ss Batman Robin

ss Cat Woman

ss Ivy

ss Drew Barrymore

ss Twilight Zone

ss E.T.

ss Barbie

ss Ken

ss Seer

ss Rainbow

ss Arron

ss Gary

ss Garret

ss Valentines

ss Romeo

ss Juliet

ss Selina

ss Gomez

ss 101 dalmatians

ss Roger Rabbit

ss Bugs Bunny

ss Loony Tunes

ss Hermaphroditus

ss Hermaphrodite

ss Ritual

ss Spiritual

ss Twister

ss Scrabble

ss Hey Arnold…!

ss Clueless

ss Reese Witherspoon

ss Legally Blonde

ss Coffee

ss Java

ss Joe Joe

ss Jehovah

ss Judah

ss Buddha

ss Japan

ss Jasper

ss Jason

ss Poltergeists

ss Wrath

ss Ghost

ss Hub

ss Alaska Husky

ss Nazi Swat Team

ss Russian Swat Team

ss North Storm Swat Team

ss Rainbow Scissors

ss War Elephants

Not Deli

Not delMA

Not belMA

Not velMA

“toe shoulders”

“chest thighs”

War Sights

“tacoma wa” taco cat

“lakewood wa” blaire witch “claire donut”

“seattle wa” “caddie saddle” “sad duel”

“space needle” “ironic man”

“dallas tx” “shower dial ass” “day licenses”

“mckinney tx” “Macdonald kidney stones”

“princeton tx” “depraved dolls” “cell pre”

“Gideon” “Neo” “Geo” “Galaxy” “Guy Op”

“Soul Matron” “Arron”

100% Brandon

100% Bradley

99% Rainbow

1% Anti illuminati

Anti indoctrination

Anti inflammatory

Anti castrations

Anti assassinations

Anti Youth Thin Eye Z Nations

Anti Lab Bot Tony

Brandon Wayne

Bradley nickname

Sarah Johnny Kaye Burdett Leeper Rivera

Brandon Wayne Burdett

Bird’s Moon’s Bee’s

bwb bbw wb Warner Brothers

Jessica Ray Rivera

Jacob Gabriel Rivera

Justin Rivera

Kevin Rivera

Cara Autumn Burns

Cody Burns

Chad Burns

Clete Burns

Martha Burns

Morgan Burns

Pamela Burns

“4415 Daisy Meadow Dr”

“Katy Texas”

“77449”

Rainbow Peace and Power Taco Cat

Rainbow Peace and Power Ali Ali

Rainbow Peace and Power Allah Allah

Rainbow Peace and Power Always Always

Rainbow Peace and Power RoseMary

Rainbow Peace and Power Valor

Rainbow Peace and Power Vladimir

Brandon Wayne Burdett

BrandonwayNEB

Saint Binard

Catholic Vatican

Hindu India

San Francisco

Frankincense oil

Salam Islam

Barbie and Ken go to Jerusalem

Barbie and Ken go to San Francisco

Barbie and Ken go to Kentucky

Barbie and Ken go to Jupiter

Barbie and Ken go to Venus

Barbie and Ken go to King Author

Barbie and Ken go to Barnes & Noble

Barbie and Ken go to Ben & Jerry’s

Barbie and Ken go to Bed Bath and Beyond

Barbie and Ken go to Tel Aviv

Barbie and Ken go to El Salvador

Barbie and Ken go to Quebec

Joke: What Happens if Flamingos get Flees

Joke: Pinky and The Brain

“Lizzy Hebrew”

“Young Guys Satan Submissive”

“Old Guys Devil Dominance”

Varsity Volleyball

Valor RoseMary Hitler

Valor RoseMary Vladimir

[welcometojackass2022]

As a plus sized woman, I tend to separate my favorite famous crushes into three categories: would totally date plus sized women and already has, hasn’t dated plus sized women but probably would, and would not date plus sized women. here’s how I’ve categorized the Jackass boys:

Totally would date a plus sized women and probably already has: Chris Pontius (don’t question me), Danger Ehren, Preston Lacy

Hasn’t dated a plus sized women but probably would: Johnny Knoxville (he’d look so cute with a plus sized girl and I’m not just saying that cuz I am one), Wee Man, Dave England (he gives off secret chubby chaser vibes and no I will not elaborate)

Would not date a plus sized woman: Bam Margera (this one hurts my fucking soul but have you seen his taste in women? He only goes for skinny girls man im sorry to be the bearer of bad news), Ryan Dunn (this one’s not in a mean way I just don’t think he’d pursue any girls since he was already with Angie before he died), Steve-O (again, hurts my soul but all of his girlfriends have been skinny)

Feel free to give me your thoughts. For the record, my categorization of the men doesn’t affect my fanfiction at all. In my fanfics, Bam and Steve-O would totally date plus sized women (I always picture the reader as plus sized anyway).

(I should write a Johnny Knoxville x plus sized reader smut…so many thoughts)

[brandonwayneb]

THE COMPLETE WAR ON WHITE TERRORISM STORY

BRANDONS ACTIVE DUTY REPORTS

Respects Russian

Respects Arabia

Respects Nazi A+

Arabia Arabia

Shiva Shiva

Levitate Levitate

🌹 RoseMary

🌹 RoseMary

🌹 RoseMary

🌹 RoseMary

🌹 RoseMary

🌹 RoseMary

🌹 RoseMary

❤️ This is all I ever say

❤️ This is all I ever live

3 fingers Right hand "Leaf"

2 fingers Left hand "Feather"

4415 Daisy Meadow Dr

Katy Texas 77449

Brandon Wayne Burdett

Bee’s Moon’s Bird’s

bbw bwb wb Warner Brothers

206-209-9841

https://linktr.ee/brandonwayneb (https://linktr.ee/brandonwayneb)

(https://linktr.ee/brandonwayneb) (https://linktr.ee/brandonwayneb))

Flawless Spelling

Sing and Dance 'sid'

the words 'smids' and 'smades' to uncover liars

Young Guys: Satan Submissive

Young Guys: Satan Submission

Old Guys: Devil Dominance

No: J

No: G

No: B

No: L

No: T

No: H

Yes: A: Ass Assets

Yes: SS: Spiritual Supports

Yes: D: Seed Dick Deep Frederic

Yes: P: Penis or Pussy

Yes: F: Free and Fuck

Yes: M: Ma, Mom, Manners

Yes: V: Virtue Revival Achievements

Yes: W: Wraith War Water

Yes: ii: Eye Eye

Yes: R: Roar Rabbit

Yes: N: No

Yes: Y: Yes

Yes: O: Create w

Yes: K: Knight

Yes: E: Equals Español

Yes: X: Mark Special Spots

Yes: Q: Questions Quest Ons!

Yes: C: See Cup Cupids Chest

Yes: U: Ur Ours Yours Us Ourselves

Yes: Z: Symbolic of Last Resorts

ss RoseMary

ss Elvis

ss Wendy's

ss Russia

ss Soviet Union

ss Valor

ss Vladimir

ss Shiva

ss Hindu

ss Levitate

ss Birds

ss Bats

ss Cats

ss Snakes

ss Kylé

ss Stylé

ss Kim

ss Kay

ss Cvs

ss Rite Aid

ss Adam

ss Amish

ss Lizard Tail

ss Eye of Newt

ss Cameron

ss Karma

ss Caméléon

ss Camel

ss Raspberry

ss Ketchup

ss Amy Wine House

ss Velveeta

ss Chubby Chasers

ss BBW

ss LGBTQ

ss Alaska Husky

ss Ali Ali Ali

ss Allah Allah Allah

ss Always Always Always

ss Aladdin

ss Hercules

ss Pegasus

ss Lord Ganesh

ss Lord Vishnu

ss Tom

ss Jerry

ss Onyx

ss Mew

ss MewTwo

ss I dream of Jeanie

ss Bewitched

ss Daren

ss Samantha

ss Switzerland

ss Arabia

ss Adam’s Family

ss Tim Burden

ss Nightmare Before Christmas

ss Fay

ss May

ss Oxford

ss Corpse Bride

ss Jack Skellington

ss Sally

ss Xfiles

ss Dana Scully

ss Fox Mulder

ss RugRats

ss Dexter Laboratory

ss Dexter

ss DeeDee

ss Chris Angel

ss MeerKat Manner

ss Power Puff Girls

ss Teen Titans

ss Batman Robin

ss Cat Woman

ss Ivy

ss Drew Barrymore

ss Twilight Zone

ss E.T.

ss Barbie

ss Ken

ss Seer

ss Rainbow

ss Arron

ss Gary

ss Garret

ss Valentines

ss Romeo

ss Juliet

ss Selina

ss Gomez

ss 101 dalmatians

ss Roger Rabbit

ss Bugs Bunny

ss Loony Tunes

ss Hermaphroditus

ss Hermaphrodite

ss Ritual

ss Spiritual

ss Twister

ss Scrabble

ss Hey Arnold…!

ss Clueless

ss Reese Witherspoon

ss Legally Blonde

ss Coffee

ss Java

ss Joe Joe

ss Jehovah

ss Judah

ss Buddha

ss Japan

ss Jasper

ss Jason

ss Poltergeists

ss Wrath

ss Ghost

ss Hub

ss Alaska Husky

ss Nazi Swat Team

ss Russian Swat Team

ss North Storm Swat Team

ss Rainbow Scissors

ss War Elephants

Not Deli

Not delMA

Not belMA

Not velMA

“toe shoulders”

“chest thighs”

mckinney tx

princeton tx

dallas tx

seattle wa

tacoma wa

lakewood wa

War Sights

“tacoma wa” taco cat

“lakewood wa” blaire witch “claire donut”

“seattle wa” “caddie saddle” “sad duel”

“space needle” “ironic man”

“dallas tx” “shower dial ass” “day licenses”

“mckinney tx” “Macdonald kidney stones”

“princeton tx” “depraved dolls” “cell pre”

“Gideon” “Neo” “Geo” “Galaxy” “Guy Op”

“Soul Matron” “Arron”

100% Brandon

100% Bradley

99% Rainbow

1% Anti illuminati

Anti indoctrination

Anti inflammatory

Anti castrations

Anti assassinations

Anti Youth Thin Eye Z Nations

Anti Lab Bot Tony

Brandon Wayne

Bradley nickname

Sarah Johnny Kaye Burdett Leeper Rivera

Brandon Wayne Burdett

Bird’s Moon’s Bee’s

bwb bbw wb Warner Brothers

Jessica Ray Rivera

Jacob Gabriel Rivera

Justin Rivera

Kevin Rivera

Cara Autumn Burns

Cody Burns

Chad Burns

Clete Burns

Martha Burns

Morgan Burns

Pamela Burns

“4415 Daisy Meadow Dr”

“Katy Texas”

“77449”

Rainbow Peace and Power Taco Cat

Rainbow Peace and Power Ali Ali

Rainbow Peace and Power Allah Allah

Rainbow Peace and Power Always Always

Rainbow Peace and Power RoseMary

Rainbow Peace and Power Valor

Rainbow Peace and Power Vladimir

Brandon Wayne Burdett

BrandonwayNEB

Saint Binard

Catholic Vatican

Hindu India

San Francisco

Frankincense oil

Salam Islam

Barbie and Ken go to Jerusalem

Barbie and Ken go to San Francisco

Barbie and Ken go to Kentucky

Barbie and Ken go to Jupiter

Barbie and Ken go to Venus

Barbie and Ken go to King Author

Barbie and Ken go to Barnes & Noble

Barbie and Ken go to Ben & Jerry’s

Barbie and Ken go to Bed Bath and Beyond

Barbie and Ken go to Tel Aviv

Barbie and Ken go to El Salvador

Barbie and Ken go to Quebec

Joke: What Happens if Flamingos get Flees

Joke: Pinky and The Brain

“Lizzy Hebrew”

“Young Guys Satan Submissive”

“Old Guys Devil Dominance”

Varsity Volleyball

Valor RoseMary Hitler

Valor RoseMary Vladimir

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[brandonwayneb]

Respects Russian

Respects Arabia

Respects Nazi A+

Arabia Arabia

Shiva Shiva

Levitate Levitate

🌹 RoseMary

🌹 RoseMary

🌹 RoseMary

🌹 RoseMary

🌹 RoseMary

🌹 RoseMary

🌹 RoseMary

❤️ This is all I ever say

❤️ This is all I ever live

3 fingers Right hand "Leaf"

2 fingers Left hand "Feather"

4415 Daisy Meadow Dr

Katy Texas 77449

Brandon Wayne Burdett

Bee’s Moon’s Bird’s

bbw bwb wb Warner Brothers

206-209-9841

https://linktr.ee/brandonwayneb (https://linktr.ee/brandonwayneb)

(https://linktr.ee/brandonwayneb) (https://linktr.ee/brandonwayneb))

Flawless Spelling

Sing and Dance 'sid'

the words 'smids' and 'smades' to uncover liars

Young Guys: Satan Submissive

Young Guys: Satan Submission

Old Guys: Devil Dominance

No: J

No: G

No: B

No: L

No: T

No: H

Yes: A: Ass Assets

Yes: SS: Spiritual Supports

Yes: D: Seed Dick Deep Frederic

Yes: P: Penis or Pussy

Yes: F: Free and Fuck

Yes: M: Ma, Mom, Manners

Yes: V: Virtue Revival Achievements

Yes: W: Wraith War Water

Yes: ii: Eye Eye

Yes: R: Roar Rabbit

Yes: N: No

Yes: Y: Yes

Yes: O: Create w

Yes: K: Knight

Yes: E: Equals Español

Yes: X: Mark Special Spots

Yes: Q: Questions Quest Ons!

Yes: C: See Cup Cupids Chest

Yes: U: Ur Ours Yours Us Ourselves

Yes: Z: Symbolic of Last Resorts

ss RoseMary

ss Elvis

ss Wendy's

ss Russia

ss Soviet Union

ss Valor

ss Vladimir

ss Shiva

ss Hindu

ss Levitate

ss Birds

ss Bats

ss Cats

ss Snakes

ss Kylé

ss Stylé

ss Kim

ss Kay

ss Cvs

ss Rite Aid

ss Adam

ss Amish

ss Lizard Tail

ss Eye of Newt

ss Cameron

ss Karma

ss Caméléon

ss Camel

ss Raspberry

ss Ketchup

ss Amy Wine House

ss Velveeta

ss Chubby Chasers

ss BBW

ss LGBTQ

ss Alaska Husky

ss Ali Ali Ali

ss Allah Allah Allah

ss Always Always Always

ss Aladdin

ss Hercules

ss Pegasus

ss Lord Ganesh

ss Lord Vishnu

ss Tom

ss Jerry

ss Onyx

ss Mew

ss MewTwo

ss I dream of Jeanie

ss Bewitched

ss Daren

ss Samantha

ss Switzerland

ss Arabia

ss Adam’s Family

ss Tim Burden

ss Nightmare Before Christmas

ss Fay

ss May

ss Oxford

ss Corpse Bride

ss Jack Skellington

ss Sally

ss Xfiles

ss Dana Scully

ss Fox Mulder

ss RugRats

ss Dexter Laboratory

ss Dexter

ss DeeDee

ss Chris Angel

ss MeerKat Manner

ss Power Puff Girls

ss Teen Titans

ss Batman Robin

ss Cat Woman

ss Ivy

ss Drew Barrymore

ss Twilight Zone

ss E.T.

ss Barbie

ss Ken

ss Seer

ss Rainbow

ss Arron

ss Gary

ss Garret

ss Valentines

ss Romeo

ss Juliet

ss Selina

ss Gomez

ss 101 dalmatians

ss Roger Rabbit

ss Bugs Bunny

ss Loony Tunes

ss Hermaphroditus

ss Hermaphrodite

ss Ritual

ss Spiritual

ss Twister

ss Scrabble

ss Hey Arnold…!

ss Clueless

ss Reese Witherspoon

ss Legally Blonde

ss Coffee

ss Java

ss Joe Joe

ss Jehovah

ss Judah

ss Buddha

ss Japan

ss Jasper

ss Jason

ss Poltergeists

ss Wrath

ss Ghost

ss Hub

ss Alaska Husky

ss Nazi Swat Team

ss Russian Swat Team

ss North Storm Swat Team

ss Rainbow Scissors

ss War Elephants

Not Deli

Not delMA

Not belMA

Not velMA

“toe shoulders”

“chest thighs”

War Sights

“tacoma wa” taco cat

“lakewood wa” blaire witch “claire donut”

“seattle wa” “caddie saddle” “sad duel”

“space needle” “ironic man”

“dallas tx” “shower dial ass” “day licenses”

“mckinney tx” “Macdonald kidney stones”

“princeton tx” “depraved dolls” “cell pre”

“Gideon” “Neo” “Geo” “Galaxy” “Guy Op”

“Soul Matron” “Arron”

100% Brandon

100% Bradley

99% Rainbow

1% Anti illuminati

Anti indoctrination

Anti inflammatory

Anti castrations

Anti assassinations

Anti Youth Thin Eye Z Nations

Anti Lab Bot Tony

Brandon Wayne

Bradley nickname

Sarah Johnny Kaye Burdett Leeper Rivera

Brandon Wayne Burdett

Bird’s Moon’s Bee’s

bwb bbw wb Warner Brothers

Jessica Ray Rivera

Jacob Gabriel Rivera

Justin Rivera

Kevin Rivera

Cara Autumn Burns

Cody Burns

Chad Burns

Clete Burns

Martha Burns

Morgan Burns

Pamela Burns

“4415 Daisy Meadow Dr”

“Katy Texas”

“77449”

Rainbow Peace and Power Taco Cat

Rainbow Peace and Power Ali Ali

Rainbow Peace and Power Allah Allah

Rainbow Peace and Power Always Always

Rainbow Peace and Power RoseMary

Rainbow Peace and Power Valor

Rainbow Peace and Power Vladimir

Brandon Wayne Burdett

BrandonwayNEB

Saint Binard

Catholic Vatican

Hindu India

San Francisco

Frankincense oil

Salam Islam

Barbie and Ken go to Jerusalem

Barbie and Ken go to San Francisco

Barbie and Ken go to Kentucky

Barbie and Ken go to Jupiter

Barbie and Ken go to Venus

Barbie and Ken go to King Author

Barbie and Ken go to Barnes & Noble

Barbie and Ken go to Ben & Jerry’s

Barbie and Ken go to Bed Bath and Beyond

Barbie and Ken go to Tel Aviv

Barbie and Ken go to El Salvador

Barbie and Ken go to Quebec

Joke: What Happens if Flamingos get Flees

Joke: Pinky and The Brain

“Lizzy Hebrew”

“Young Guys Satan Submissive”

“Old Guys Devil Dominance”

Varsity Volleyball

Valor RoseMary Hitler

Valor RoseMary Vladimir