#clark’s and bruce’s shared interest in horticulture

[superbat-love]

Barry: Hey Clark, we heard about your recent breakup. Really sorry to hear that, man.

Clark: [gloomily] Yeah...

Bruce: [stares out the window]

Arthur: You will meet someone better suited for you one day—your destined soulmate.

Clark: I hope so.

Bruce:

Hal: I mean, who wouldn't go for you? You're strong, smart and handsome!

Clark: Thanks Hal.

Barry: Yeah! I’m sure you'll meet someone who's just as kind and attentive and knows how to cheer you up whenever you're feeling down.

Clark: Mn.

Hal: Hey, there's this new bar that just opened up in downtown Metropolis! We should go and check it out this weekend! Whaddya say?

Arthur, Hal and Barry stare expectantly at Bruce.

Bruce: [slowly turns to look at Clark] I like the look of your bleeding heart.

Arthur, Hal & Barry: ???

Clark: [visibly cheers up] Thanks Bruce! You know, it took a few attempts to grow those flowers in outer space, but I finally got it right! They look slightly different from those cultivated on Earth, but I find them unique. I'm glad you like them too!

Arthur, Hal & Barry: It worked?!

[superbat-love]

Clark: Morning Bruce! Welcome to the House of Elle!

Bruce: Clark? You’re working at the flower shop now? What happened to Martha?

Clark: Oh, I usually help out at the shop during the holidays. How may I help you today?

Bruce: I’d like a bouquet please, with some specific flowers.

Clark: Sure! We have a wide selection of flowers from all over the world and outer space, including rare and exotic ones. I grew some of them myself.

Bruce: Lovely flowers you have here. Are those the ones you cultivated on the Watchtower?

Clark: Thanks! Yes, some of them are. Feel free to choose the flowers that you’d like, I’d be happy to arrange them in a bouquet for you.

Bruce: I’d like six of those roses please.

Clark: Great selection!

Bruce: And some of these lavenders.

Clark: Okay!

Bruce: A single dahlia.

Clark: Sure!

Bruce: Hot lips.

Clark: Thank you!

Bruce: And kiss me quick.

Clark: With pleasure! [kisses Bruce]

Bruce: [stares at Clark] I want two kiss me quicks. And hot lips.

Clark: [kisses Bruce twice] I like your lips too! Anything else?

Bruce: [snatches the hot lips and kiss me quick flowers and smacks them onto Clark’s palm] How much?

Clark: Oh for you it’s free! Would you like another one?