Yandere! Bad Guy x Reader
I am currently in my Natural Born Killers nostalgia, and so I'm borrowing its vibes and bringing you this: a bad-to-the-bone, rock-and-roll attitude yandere who constantly makes you question your own morality. Featuring an old OC!
Content: gender neutral reader, violence, murder, male yandere
He fell in love with you at first sight. A goody two shoes, quiet and obedient. Shy. Oh, terribly shy. You couldn't even meet his eyes. He knew you were the kind others would step on, take advantage of. But there was more to it, much more to uncover.
Who was it? A relative, a friend, a coworker? You know, that person holding you back, keeping you in your place. The one who'd always make you feel small and insignificant. The one who would always find something to criticize. How did it feel when you found them on the ground, bashed in and bloodied up? He was standing above the lifeless body, catching his breath, a cocky smile plastered on his face. His way of courting you.
He looked so tall in that moment, towering above your hesitant self, his gaze of a confidence and intensity you'd never known before. "Well? What are you waiting for? Get in", he said, gesturing towards a convertible he most likely stole earlier that day. What possessed you in that moment to join him without delay? Was it his charisma? Or did you know in the depth of your soul that he wouldn't take no for an answer?
You see, he's known it from the beginning. Someone like you needs someone like him. You’re a sweet little lamb lost among the wolves. The world would eat you right up if you were left by yourself. But now you have him. And he won't let his precious prey get away. Oh, dear, no. If he wants something, he gets it. And he's never wanted anything more than you.
"You didn't...even tell me your name", you sheepishly spoke up from the passenger seat, trying to keep your mind away from the crime you'd just witnessed. "Just call me Tig", he said casually with a yawn, speeding away. "Won't you be in trouble, Tig? Why would you even kill-" you tried to reason. "What kinda question is that? They treated you like shit and it pissed me off." He glanced at you with a frown, taking another drag off his cigarette. "You're mine now, so whatever happens to you is my business. Got it?" You just stared. Was that his way of asking you out?
Tig lives by his own rules, as you quickly learned from becoming his companion. Always on the run, indifferent to the world. For the most part, to your surprise, he's well-behaved. If people don't mess with him, he doesn't mess with them. Simple as that.
Anything involving you, however, sets him off terribly. Like a rabid, ferocious guard dog, he's ready to pounce on whoever approaches you the wrong way. Last week you stopped at a highway diner for coffee, and on your way back to your table, you jokingly pulled a clumsy dance move to the song playing from the speakers. Tig observed you with an amused smile, sipping from his cup. A passerby joined you, resting his arm on your waist flirtatiously. Tig's smile dropped in an instant, and next thing you knew, the whole place was splattered in blood. No one made it out.
"I didn't even finish my coffee", you whined, already used to the occasional massacre. The man hopped behind the counter and threw on a bloodied cap. "What will it be, sir/ma'am?" he pretended, dangling a takeaway cup and starting the espresso machine. "I never told you, but I used to be a barista", he declared proudly. An entirely different person from the unhinged killer you witnessed minutes ago. "What? You said you were a mechanic", you questioned with raised brows. "That's also true. I'm a jack of all trades, I suppose. You know what I'm best at, though?" He lowered himself until his forehead touched yours. "Pleasing you."
The man is romantic in his own way. He twists the key, and the engine stops. You follow him out of the car in confusion. "Why did we stop here?" He briefly lifts himself up onto the tall fence securing the bridge, and inhales deeply. "Isn't it a nice view?" he says, nodding ahead. It is a scenic sight, sure. The river slithers along the lush valley, and the setting sun gives everything a dramatic tint. "Give me your hand", he suddenly demands as he goes to grab it himself. Before you can ask for an explanation, he quickly drags a blade across your palm, and you wince in pain. He repeats the gesture with his own hand, locking his fingers with yours over the rail. You watch as fresh blood trails along your skin, eventually falling into droplets and vanishing into the river. "Now we're going to be everywhere", he remarks playfully. "Okay, but what was the point?" you insist, a little baffled.
"Isn't it obvious? Maybe this will help", he continues, procuring a ring from his pocket. "I'm saying I want to marry you, (Y/N)."
You open your mouth to answer, but he already slides it up your finger, eyes glimmering in excitement.
"You're never getting away from me, love."
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thought about fully rendering this before but gonna post it like this
The Time Child timeline hopped to hang out with like the only other sane kid out there but his mood is still not in the best place
( Jenny draws him and talks about him to her parents and they think he's her imaginary friend thank you very much )
the gay divorced objects drama is still strong as shit and polycules don't exist until I post all my funny memes
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These playlists are gonna make me cry, I can't, they're so bad...
Don't you dare try to gaslight me, Victor would NOT listen to Will Wood, leave him out out this...
Like, for actual characterization, this one had it, a lot of these songs are actually on our own Frankenstein playlist...
Heavy on HAD...
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Unfortunately I am not gifted with the gift of creative writing, but I desperately want more fanfiction of Lisa and the creature. Like I know it only came out Friday but like imagine fanfiction of just them hanging out in her room between the action of the movie.
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do you think barbara and ian ever got in hot water with unit for just straight up selling the story of their adventures with the doctor to hollywood or…
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Yoooo do you have any nsfw yautja headcanons?? 👀👀
I DO. I DEFINITELY DO.
𝐓𝐖: explicit sexual content. minors do not interact.
𝐂𝐖: scent kink, possessive behavior, primal kink, heats and ruts (sexual term), mentions of A/B/O, size kink
⟢ DUDE oh my god. ohhh my god. okay so.
⟢ so this is probably just my monsterlover brain speaking but i 100% believe they have bioluminescent seminal fluid/secretion fluid
⟢ I DONT KNOW WHY IT JUST. MAKES SENSE? like their blood glows so why would their cum kjdnfk
⟢ their scalps are super sensitive so if you tug on their locs a little it'll probably rile them up/catch them off guard
⟢ they're kinda possessive but its mostly because its fairly common to have a mate that you stay with until you die
⟢ like fighting over who can have a particular mate has a whole ritual and stuff so i feel like they're pretty defensive against anyone who they think is trying to take you away from them??
⟢ however! even though most of the time it's males fighting over females, the females are considerably more aggressive so it's not uncommon to have a female yautja duke it out over someone they think is hot but taken akjdknfs
⟢ females also tend to have a higher sex drive to promote procreation!! they don't have periods though.
⟢ instead they have heats. all of them have heats.
⟢ if you're vaguely familiar with A/B/O it's typical heat shit where they get antsy and horny and all that but they also get a little more agitated and prone to starting fights because of the hormonal fluctuation they're going through
⟢ which means that they tend to like it rough if theyre trying to work out their ruts ;]
⟢ i feel like most yautja like it rough regardless though?? their society considers combat as a whole an art form and a means to rite of passage so it's not surprising that they'd probably get in the mood if there was a bit of roughhousing involved beforehand
⟢ ESPECIALLY if there's like, a challenge involved? like the person they're up against has an advantage against them or something and can get them on their back
⟢ there's something about seeing the triumphant face of your love interest as they hold a weapon over you that just gets a dude goin yknow
⟢ BUT ANYWAY LMAO
⟢ im also like. pretty sure that they would kind of have a size kink if they had a lover who was smaller than them. a little bit.
⟢ okay a lot a bit but still
⟢ they like being able to loom over their lover. they like to see the fear and arousal coursing through their veins as they corner them into a wall, eyes trained on their own as they share quick glances over one another
⟢ anyway ive talked enough but thats most of the ones i have i think for them as a whole LOL
𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐬: For the males, I don't think that their 'appendages' are really sized for human bodies so if you're the one taking it they're'll be a little bit of a stretch. They make it work, though. ;]
[ 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠! :] ]
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OH MAN I am gonna go back to sleep immediately but I had a dream that I'm gonn put down before I forget
Flower wascursed by some witch to look like a monster and manipulated and set up by them to appear as if they're robbing the palace and attempted to hurt their at the time sick mother
Then the witch got PK and some guards and PK couldn't recognise them nor understood what they were saying / just didn't hear them out so they had to run away or he'd kill them
I think it'd be like a SUPER fun basis for a medieval style AU
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if Dirk watches My Little Pony (which he does) and reads Pony Pals (which he does) then it is my opinion that he also watches classic Barbie movies. them shits are FULL of weird horse content and they have the right vibe for him to get invested i think
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Caregiver!Snow White Headcanons
chipmunks hanging out around you, climbing on your shoulders and hiding against your neck
birds bringing you little gifts, like flowers and edible berries
playing and splashing in the stream while Snow washes clothes
she’s always humming, always moving
very good at styling hair: little braids, keeping it out of your face if it grows long
you will get lightly scolded for getting your clothes dirty
dwarves as big brother figures, patting you on the head
Snow likes to teach you new songs, coaxing out your voice
a very good story-teller, but you’ll have to share her talents with the dwarves, who always crowd around to hear her stories
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Im sorry but can I just rant for a second about how much I FREAKING LOVE Peach in LM3❤️💕:
First of all, for the third pic, I am manifesting the head canon of peach being a passionate homemaker and decorator for the castle in the Mushroom kingdom.
Also I was DYING when Toad made the crack at Peach for being so practical to the point of overpacking for the trip in the second pic.
Like, she’s a highly fashion-conscious princess, Odyssey already proved that, so it makes sense that she’d want to be prepared for any event that may go on at the resort.
And for the first pic, This really shows just how forgiving and considerate Peach is when she’s willing to help the people who supposedly aided in imprisoning her and her friends, by helping the ghosts rebuild the hotel.
Look at her in the hard hat using the drill MY GIRL HAS MANY TALENTS❤️😄
Even when your walking around exploring other peoples rooms, you can see that Peach’s parasol is bent and out in the open in her room, implying that she actually FOUGHT at first to prevent her capture.
Like, LM3 just added SO much personality and charm to the Mario cast, Peach included. So if we can defend Mario from the ‘MARIO HAS NO PERSONALITY’ hate group, then we better start doing the same for game Peach from now on.
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Rise of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers - Dino Megazord
Story/Background stuff under the cut, design notes + commentary in the tags!
When needed, the Power Rangers can summon colossal machines known as Zords from their Power Coins. The form a Zord takes is dependent on their personal thought of what could be most powerful at the time of bonding to their coin. For Zordon's originally chosen Power Rangers 10,000 years ago, it was mythical creatures significant to each of their alien cultures, similar in appearance to a Dragon, a Unicorn, a Griffin, a Stone Lion and a Phoenix.
In this team's case, upon finding the coins, Billy posits that the coins could potentially date back to the Ice Age, or even the time of Dinosaurs. Zack and Trini latch on to the Ice Age comment and eventually manifest the Sabertooth and Mastodon Zords, while Jason, Billy and Kimberly think of a Tyrannosaurus, Triceratops and Pterodactyl, respectively.
While the five Zords don't appear as physical contructs until some time into the team's struggle against the Dark Green Ranger, once they do, the Rangers are able to combine them into the great Dino Megazord.
Armed with the powerful Mastodon Cannon and the Triceratops Saber, the Dino Megazord is easily a match for Rita's Dragonzord, eventually gaining the ability to combine with it when Tommy reclaims the Green Power Coin and summons her own purified version.
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"Hey, watch this-" River spotted the guy first, running full-tilt with a fancy-looking bag that clearly wasn't his; and wouldn't be his much longer either, as her foot sneakily scoots-out. Once the would-be thief trips and utterly eats a face-first fall into a dumpster, the purse is snatched-up and offered to Louise with a grin.
"Tadaaa...! Now that's some 'Fast Fashion', huh?" (For the 'Amusement' meme, Louise is totally rubbing-off on her I think. =T)
𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐀𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐃 ┇ accepting ♡
frost watches the scene unfold before her very eyes and cracks an unnerving giggle at the thief's unfortunate fate. her interest instantly peaks at the glimpse of a handbag glittering underneath the sunlight that hits her peripheral vision just right. the petty thief's excruciating groans of pain in the background soon becomes an afterthought when she's introduced to the chic bag hemlock bestows to the ice queen as a free gift and like a magpie attracted to shiny jewellery, the killer wastes no time snatching up a real prada rhinestone bag! not the cheap kind from thrift dollar stores but the official one from the prada store that's six blocks away from the duo.
❝ i think you mean good ol' fashion violence. ❞ the queen humours back and lifts the leather strap over her shoulder, checking herself out on the display window from all sides. ❝ not a bad score, river. this black handbag goes with my outfit don't you think? ❞ a sudden thought occurs and her hands immediately start invading whatever precious things are installed into the stolen property like a pirate lulled by a siren's golden treasure. call it instinct. a killer needs to satisfy their urge to steal life and the finest things life can offer.
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Roman Holiday is almost too lovely to really exist. They just happened to cast two of the most beautiful people to ever exist as the leads of one of the classiest romances ever filmed. It's staggering. How they both have the same classical yet just slightly odd beauty. Both have such classy, restrained bearings. Perfection in film. You could argue that Joe Bradley should have been a Cary Grant role--Peck seems a bit too wholesome to be a scheming, self-serving journalist, while Grant would have had the right trickster vibe--but even that slightly odd fit works in the movie's favor. You can believe in the strength of the very short romance because you feel Anne can trust Joe. His scheming is just a veneer over a thoroughly decent guy. And Grant would never in a million years have been able to pull off that press conference scene the way Peck does. Peck is the embodiment of grace and dignity and restraint, and Hepburn is too, and the result is incandescent. Almost too good to exist in this flawed world.
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