#god awful

[spooky-something]

These playlists are gonna make me cry, I can't, they're so bad...

Don't you dare try to gaslight me, Victor would NOT listen to Will Wood, leave him out out this...

Like, for actual characterization, this one had it, a lot of these songs are actually on our own Frankenstein playlist...

Heavy on HAD...

[gentleman-velvet]

Marbles hornets but it’s TikTok

[skeleton-mischief]

Killer "Serrif"

Is he really a Sans? Does it matter? Killer doesn't think so, and it doesn't matter to him. After all, he's alone. Alone, Alone, Alone, Alone, Alone,

A L O N E....

- Official Height: 5'4

- He/Him

- Nihilist

- Perceptive, clever, confident, assertive, stubborn, cynical, blunt, optimistic, teasing, untrusting, deceitful, sarcastic, persuasive, erratic, social, cocky, dependant, careless

- Has a liking for the color green and red

- Can have a quick temper

- Named Killer because the nickname he had given Chara turned into an actual name for himself

- Curses often and his favorite word is shit

- Specially skilled with knives

- A little fucking shit

- Forgets things often, leaving him to knock on his skull when trying to remember something

- Talks to himself a lot, a habit he picked up

- Tries to "befriend" everyone

- Surprisingly quite patient when he chooses to be

- Constantly wipes away the ooze pouring from his eyes when it drips

- Black ooze spills from his eyes when crying, so he always has tissues in his inbox

- Laughs during inappropriate times

- He catches himself envying others sometimes, so he gets quieter when this happens

- Both internal sides of his soul argue about their opinions on things, so he usually has neutral opinions on things, leaving him indecisive on simple items

- He doesn't drink ketchup anymore

- Is quite lonely, especially after things went quiet for awhile

- Makes rude comments like the way a child is brutally honest

- He chugs energy drinks a lot to keep awake, he doesn't like sleep since he often has bad dreams

- Loves to mess around with instruments

- He's very touch oriented so he can't stand staying still. He tends to also get in people's space as a result

- Magic smells of iron, magic tastes of cranberries

- He would call his lover Doll

- He adores cats but does not own one of his own since he doesn't want them to get hurt

- When away from the underground he grows to have more fashion sense

- Drinks alcohol frequently, since he was left alone with it in the underground and grew thirsty

- Avoids getting emotionally invested in others

- Fucking eats chocolate UP

- He avoids yellow flowers like buttercups, but he likes roses and overall more red flowers. Yellow ones remind him of days long past

- Hates having anything to do with fate, so he often will get irritated if someone starts rambling about "fate". To him, it's all about chance and choice

- His soul turns back to a heart when he's feeling, and which then involves a lot of crying while one eyelight glows a white

- picks things from out of his teeth with his pinky, since he doesn't carry toothpicks

- Bro has a crusty dusty jacket, he needs a bath💀

- Can never get along with other AU's except very very very rarely

- I think he would listen to ICP

- Avoids hurting animals at all costs, despite his nature

- Would be a horrible babysitter for anything. Give him a baby? He lost it. Keep your keys in his pocket? He lost it. Your faith in him? He lost that pretty quickly

- His gaster blasters are fuzzy and slightly glitchy, not quite present. It is a last resort when he's out of knives since he uses a lot of magic already. His soul can visibly spike and he ends up feeling completely drained to the point it hurts using his magic

- Is able to detect FEAR when staring into another's soul, in which he'll mock them

- Hates being belittled or compared to others

- His magic bones are jagged and red tinted

- Hates seeing himself in reflections, so he avoids mirrors by cloaking them or shattering them

- He dreams of Papyrus and it feeds into his guilt. He gets shaken up by it every time

- A small white eyelight will show itself if he's either his 'normal' self or if he's super comfortable with someone

- He doesn't care for puns anymore, often teasing others or using dark humor instead

- Tends to play with victims during his sprees, as he enjoys teasing them and loves the chase

- He rarely feels remorse for hurting others, but it's possible

- It's not recommended to challenge him, as he feels that he has to win at all costs and tends to be quite tricky as a result through loopholes. He doesn't quite "cheat"

- Rarely does he lose or allow himself to admit defeat. Sometimes he'll even discard the challenge and deal unless they're stronger or best him in a way he finds acceptable

- He is a light sleeper due to paranoia, often waking up with a slightly jittery or skittish response

- Even if he has left others behind to chase a target, it's mainly because he's a chaser. His speed, dexterity, and stamina are his best qualities. He can outrun any other Sans, but he always makes sure to let them have some "leniency"

- Rarely does he quit chasing someone, not unless told not to (depending on different interpretations where he works for Nightmare) or if he's grown to become utterly devoted to those he's close with and decides to help them

- Rarely can be actually create emotional bonds with others, often having "partnerships" or "deals" instead

- Can only keep track of two things: his target of interest (monster, human, item, animal. For hunting or otherwise) and his knives

- Has fun executing those that he deems against his fucked up moral code. If he deems them horrible, then they must be. It's his preferred execution, and so he tends to actually avoid killing those that are aligned as neutral or good. He isn't against hurting them though, and only kills them if necessary

- He doesn't care for humans and seems to actually prefer attacking them instead, since they're not made of just magic. They bleed and can take more hits

-He is partially unable to feel pain, so even if his skull is cracked or if his bones are broken, he just laughs about it and even snaps things back in place

-He usually smiles, but there are times where he's absolutely pissed and is unable to force it. It's his default appearance, sometimes leaving him sore

- This based off my own little twist of the AT, and so this can be entirely ignored. I feel that there is more to his dynamic with Chara because I personally don't think that Chara is evil. In fact, I think that both were forced by the Player, thus bonding as they broke their coding in order to not only feel something, but to also make it nearly impossible for the Player to "win." In this version, I feel that Chara was just morphed into something else due to Hate and Spite. In the end, I feel that after Killer destroyed Chara's soul, a part of it consumed and molded within him, this leaving him and Chara to sort of share a soul

Closing Notes: I have a lot of fun working with him, even when I found him sort of boring when I was younger. Some of my own little twists on what my personal hc's do influence my perception of him. I hope you guys enjoy this and aren't disappointed, don't be afraid to ask questions or throw in your own hc's for him! Thank you for reading =)

[ilovecryoffearsm]

I search up andreas to calm my disgust

[asmodeis-littleplaything]

reddit is a hellsite 🤢🤮

TW/CW fatphobia, misogyny

found on r/moreplatesmoredates...it's a rabbit hole I really didn't want to go down.

What's worse is apparently this poor girl was already at the gym constantly and wore extremely loose fitting clothes to the first date with this asshole. I hope she dumps his sorry ass, she's too good for him.

[another-corpo-rat]

In your opinion (and/or hers), what is the worst thing Victoria Crane has done?

this was such a fun thing to think about, so thank you anon!! putting this under a read more as once again, i have rambled quite a bit

In my opinion: it's likely what she did to her father's mistress / half-brother's mother. While Victoria treated that whole trio awfully with varying levels of severity, what she did to Angelo's mother was monstrous.

She, unnamed and so will be marked by [s] from now onwards, was a spitfire of a woman from Rancho Coronado. Confident despite her shaky foundations in life, not afraid to speak her mind and bare her teeth - that would all change when Victoria came on the scene.

Victoria was methodical in tearing this woman's confidence apart, at making little digs that could be waved away as meaning something else, something harmless but said in a way that made their meaning clear. The barbs dug in deep, and things [s] used to take pride in were questioned in a condescending way, coated in honeyed tone that was distinctly corpo. And Joseph had kept [s] largely away from the corpo lifestyle, so when Victoria arrived she was sorely ill prepared for being caught in its jaws.

When [s] did manage to get her own dig in once, Victoria regarded her with little more than a hum and looked at her like she was a fly in her drink; struggling in the boiling water of it.

Retaliation came in the form of a sensory assault; a military grade bite of a sonic shock that made [s]'s ears bleed and her skull ring for far longer than the quickhack was active for. It fucked up her hearing to the point she needed new audio implants, and still she could hear echoes of it almost at random. She was certain it was Victoria's fault, but couldn't find any way to prove it.

Life continued, with a soft ringing in her ears but there seemed to be a long period of peace after this event; Victoria was busy in Arasaka and [s] was able to relax in her home again, without paranoia nipping at the back of her neck. That would change on a night meant for celebration, a dinner at Embers to mark Angelo's recent promotion.

She had a very public meltdown and hasn't been seen since.

Meanwhile, Victoria's project OIZYS moved forward after a successful test-run.

tbh i consider this the worst simply due to how targeted it was, but Victoria has done a lot of terrible shit through the years that i reallly need to sit and think about / write out sometime

in hers: Look I love her but this bitch has a moral backbone made of stringcheese so it made really thinking about what she'd consider the worst thing she's ever done interesting.

It'd be a time she acted on impulse; someone brings in a potential new subject and she overhears the head of the project call them 'the New Smasher' and she just. sees red in a way she'd never admit to, a rush of protectiveness and fury she finds unbecoming in others. And of everyone she considers hers, Smasher is the last to need her guarding him in any way.

But, she does. And maybe its not as impulsive as she'd hide behind, because she has the sense to wait until the opportune time, knows to use an access key not her own to get into the empty lab, knows to repeat the camera's footage from the previous uneventful night rather than killing them completely. She lifts the nearest thing she could find and drives it into the subject's temple, twisting to scramble it enough that nothing feasible remained, that it couldn't be placed into a conversion frame.

No one knows, the act of sabotage is expected to have been from Militech - and the project head is investigated when its found he was talking quite publicly about this project when he shouldn't have been. It's easy to pile onto that avalanche so it falls on him, including a few spoofed emails to a Militech contact and he was gone.

She considers this one of the worst things she's ever done because she acted against Arasaka's interests, for entirely selfish reasons. And really, the more she thought of it after calming down, entirely unnecessary, Smasher isn't so easily replaceable and the fact the mere thought of it got her reacting like that isn't something she's proud of, or will ever admit to.

[antinomian]

just got back from seeing oppenheimer. do not make my mistake

[nopalramune]

Day 8: Tumblr Sexyman(-esque)

For Cringetober, I'll be using my OCs as the focus. (I'm so far behind but I will power through 😘)

He was the closest person I could think of that fit the general vibe of Tumblr Sexyman™ soooo.

Cradle (he/it) is the God of Inevitable Betrayal, though due to the nature of its existence, it does not know whether it will be him who is betrayed or others that will betray him. As such, it keeps to itself, and can be a snarky cunt when interacting with others.

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[netscapenavigator-official]

You’ll think you’ve seen the worst thing on the internet and then Pinterest will show you abominations beyond the universe’s wildest comprehension.

[blue-matches-my-eyes-you-prick]

Love how clicking images ton Tumblr won't even show you the actual thing you clicked anymore<3

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

“What have you got there?”

“A KNIFE!”

“NO!”

[leclsrc]

you are such a talented writer! i finished it's never over and immediately scrolled to the top to read it a second time cause it was just that good. i love the way you interspersed 'current' scenes with the flashbacks giving context so much!

i ended up reading all of your works through your masterlist lol and i gotta ask, will you be writing long fics for max anytime soon? i know your reqs are closed rn so i guess this is more of a question about your planned works?

hi hi! thank you aw you’re much too kind. i dooo have a max fic in my wips it’s not that fluffy it’s more of pwp lol but i don’t know when it’ll see the light of day yet

[invincible-selfxmade-punk]

Well I asked for recommendations on Shudder for horror movies. But no one responded.

Which was how I ended up watching a movie called The Special. The Special is literally about a guy who started f****** a box. The Box possesses him and takes over his life and even though his penis is rotting off and he is killing everyone around him, he can't stop f****** the Box.

I want a refund on my time.

[littleknownnook]

Sitting here thinking something something

About how I’m actually kind of sad for people with dads. Living breathing active dads for 10plus years… okay?

Because, here me out, bc I don’t have one (16 years negative dad) but I find beautiful love, light, and life lessons from men everywhere. I used to hate them so much except for my GBF! But then… suddenly men started becoming living breathing people! And so many of them have dad like qualities they well intended and innocently radiant into the world.

I’m sad for people with dads bc I feel like maybe they don’t see the dad in others. People with dads let me know bc maybe you guys do I wouldn’t know.

Anyway I’m really lucky bc I have so many dads. Dads I’m found, dads who’ve found me. Parasocial dads!

I will reblog with my list of dads bc their super cool!

Something something lesbian with daddy issues! R/wholesome?

[yung-goos]

cyberpoonk anime thoots!! I guess

See, if the pacing wasn't so insanely sped up, I may have more to say. Considering the source material Its clear they had to shove so much into every second they could. Like this is the first show I've had to pause every 10 seconds so I could digest what was happening. It was annoying. But besides that, if this was a full fleshed out series with seasons and such, I could potentially see it be the next big great series people adore and talk about. What realllly sold me was how interesting every character was. I mean EVERY character. Which I can't say often. The way David and Maine went out pissed me off, esp. considering they both had a chance to turn back and slow down before it was too late. I'm not a fan of irrational characters, but despite that, their deaths did move me, so kudos on the writers there. I think what reallllllly brought it all home was seeing how devastated Lucy looked when she finally reached the moon. Realizing her dream wasn't to go to the moon, but to go to the moon with David. How your dreams don't mean a thing when you don't have the people you care about around. How much TRAUMA these niggas had to go through, not to even survive, but to find some kind of meaning in all of it. This show is realllllllly fucking depressing when you peel back the layers. Just really wish they had more time with it. Overall I give this lil 5 hour sit down a solid ole [DECENT]

oh and why do my girl Rebecca like that.... like omg....you kept FALCO alive but not her like don't piss me off....

[aye-of-newt]

every couple of decades we come up with a new and truly hideous dress cut that will leave those in the future baffled at to why anyone ever thought those monstrosities looked good and this generation has contributed the mermaid style to the long and unflattering lineage of such gowns