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mybabiesss omg welcome back stormcloud
#stormcloud au#stormcloud#winged ness#commander klaus#nessclaus#clausness#mother 3#earthbound#claus mother 3#mother 3 claus#earthbound ness#ness earthbound#izzy yapsalot
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I decided to make some Nessclaus (or ClausNess, however is called) fanart since I saw some other art of them and I thought I'd share mine
#Nessclaus#Clausness#I like the first one better#I think they work nicely together#I cant explain how in few words but I can do so in a 3 page doc#they are complicated but I swear they are a cute couple#In this drawing they are comforting eachother#because they both went through so much#and Im also intimidated to draw them being too couple-y#is the rareship curse#Also I hope Ness looks like Ness here#I imagine them older because I grew up with the game#and I can't imagine them as kids anymore#so the stripped shirt had to go for me#And I don't thinks he is very recognizable like thia#I also can't draw the hat from this angle#it doesn't help#Ill stop now im sorry#im nervous#be kind#don't block me ill cry#my art
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felt sad. caught up on baseball from the past week. now i'm not that sad anymore.







#ridiculous sport that could fix me#this is just ONE week worth of hijinks#just one#and it's not even everything that happened#it's again... baseball sidequests#one day i will make that baseball sidequests to make you smile on a rainy day blog j and i have been yearning for#it is not today though. because i’m lazy#baseball#mlb#pittsburgh pirates#washington nationals#los angeles dodgers#roki sasaki#anyway. roki’s so right about the bidets if i were a superstar athlete bidest in the toilet#would be an ironclad clause in my contract#autoplay warning#twitter#tiktok
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I still feel like I’m going insane WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE MOST WATCHED MOST EXPLICIT MOST TECHNICALLY IMPRESSIVE LESBIAN SEX SCENE IN A BIG WESTERN ANIMATION IS TWO HORNY FREAKS FROM LEAGUE OF LEGENDS GOING AT IT IN A JAIL CELL??? 😭😭
#like woah okay i gotta salute the absolute balls of steel the writers had to do that#also before anyone points out other examples note the key clarifying clause “in a *big western animation*”#league of legends arcane#netflix arcane#arcane#piltovers finest#caitvi#caitlyn kiramman#arcane caitlyn#arcane vi#arcane spoilers
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They’ll say you should have reported it sooner. Then they’ll say it’s been too long. They’ll say you should have said no louder. Then they’ll say you overreacted.
There is no right way to be wronged. And it still wasn’t your fault.
#silent sunset clause#silent sunset claws#no right way to be wronged#believe survivors#never too late#never give up#aftermetoo
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"Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing."
THE SANTA CLAUSE (1994) dir. John Pasquin
#the santa clause#filmedit#thesantaclauseedit#moviegifs#cinemapix#dailyflicks#fyeahmovies#userfilm#userstream#tvandfilm#disneyedit#cinematv#filmtvtoday#*#useradie#usersavana#usersugar#usermandie#userveronika#nessa007
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Hillary or Obama getting a $400,000,000 bribe from Qatar, the same country that gave Jared Kushner $1,500,000,000 for no reason, would be making much different headlines.
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Frazsanta (inspired by Frank Frazetta’s Death Dealer) by Regin Wellander
#art#illustration#digital art#dark art#horror#fantasy#folklore#santa#santa clause#reindeer#sorta#christmas#winter
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pandora: reggie Evan is being xenophobic again
regulus: i beg your pardon?
evan: dora for the last time, that is NOT what that word means
pandora: you were mean to xenophilius, that makes your xenophobic
dorcas: i dont think you know how definitions work love
regulus: no, no, she’s technically right
barty: god forbid a girl lets language evolve past societal rules
pandora, high-fiving him: exactly, evan is xenophobic and reg and barty are homophobic
barty, with his hand still up in the air freezing: i’m what now?
pandora: you know, because you both hate your homes. homeophobic
regulus: okay never mind i take back my support
#they WILL from then on start inventing their own definitions for phobias#or straight up make new words for phobias that don’t exist#claustrophobia now means fear of the terms and conditions clause#astrophobia is fear of going to astrology class#ecophobia (the actual fear of home) is just being afraid of ecos#marauders era#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs#marauders headcanon#regulus black#dorcas meadows#pandora rosier#evan rosier#barty crouch jr#the slytherin skittles#slytherin skittles
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if you write fic and haven’t ditched google docs for ellipsus yet, you really should
#while google is scraping your docs to feed their ai#and adding morality clauses to their terms of use#they’re out here giving me hope#it’s a simple thing#but fuck does it mean a lot#ellipsus#ao3
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THE SANTA CLAUSE dir. John Pasquin, 1994
#500#the santa clause#*#gifs*#filmedit#usersavana#userbru#usermandie#userallisyn#usercallie#usersnat#tusertha#userzo#useradie#userchristineb#tuserlou#userpayel#userelio#doyouevenfilm#cinemaspam#cinematicsource#cinematv#filmtvtoday#userfilm#filmtvcentral#mediagifs#popcultureds#dailytvfilmgifs#filmdaily#useroptional
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did a whiteboard fox today so i made a lil comic of @ nesscasism's nessbot au.. featuring nessclaus / commanderbot agh
full strip below in worser quality ↓

#nessbot#nessbot au#commanderbot#nessclaus#clausness#ness x claus#claus x ness#earthbound ness#claus mother 3#masked man mother 3#earthbound#mother 3#sunflowerfields#fuzzypickles#izzys doodles#whiteboard fox
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People tagging my Star Trek: TOS seasons 1-3 posts with "Bones didn't sign up for any of this shit": Technically incorrect. Bones may have been unaware of the true depth and breadth of the shit but he definitely officially signed up for some of it through Starfleet service contract.
People tagging my Star Trek: The Motion Picture through the first two thirds of The Search For Spock posts with "Bones didn't sign up for any of this shit": Technically correct! Bones was drafted via a little-known service reactivation clause, intimating that he had no idea of this possibility when he signed up way back when and probably considered being forcibly beamed back onto the Enterprise after several years in retirement to be kidnapping rather than actively signing up for this shit. Even though due diligence is the responsibility of the signer, it could be argued that that this was an unforeseeable consequence. Whether it could be argued that it was a foreseeable consequence if Bones had ever met Jim Kirk is another story.
People tagging my end of The Search for Spock through The Undiscovered Country posts with "Bones didn't sign up for any of this shit": At the end of The Search For Spock, Bones says "I choose the danger" in an official capacity in front of several witnesses. Now, whether he is coerced, in his right mind (as well as someone else's) or whether this statement is considered legally binding in Federation court--
#star trek#star trek tos#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#jim kirk#captain kirk#spock#star trek tmp#star trek the motion picture#star trek the search for spock#star trek the wrath of khan#star trek i#star trek iii#star trek iii: the search for spock#star trek the undiscovered country#bones did or did not sign up for this shit#i am not actually being negative about this tag i am merely trying to be funny#tag everything Bones didn't sign up for this shit it is spiritually if not legally true#Bones: I didn't sign up for this! Jim: Sorry it was a clause buried at the end of the new biobed user agreement form#Bones: you know I don't read those Jim: Too bad
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'Segregated facilities' are no longer explicitly banned in federal contracts
After a recent change by the Trump administration, the federal government no longer explicitly prohibits contractors from having segregated restaurants, waiting rooms and drinking fountains.
The segregation clause is one of several identified in a public memo issued by the General Services Administration last month, affecting all civil federal agencies. The memo explains that it is making changes prompted by President Trump's executive order on diversity, equity and inclusion, which repealed an executive order signed by President Lyndon B. Johnson in 1965 regarding federal contractors and nondiscrimination. The memo also addresses Trump's executive order on gender identity.
https://www.npr.org/sections/shots-health-news/2025/03/18/nx-s1-5326118/segregation-federal-contracts-far-regulation-trump
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Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 10 | Fake Musicals within a Musical
#StarKid#robert manion tw#team starkid#gwdlm#Black Friday#black friday musical#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#working boys#the guy who didn't like musicals#Santa clause is going to high school#barbecue monologues#joey richter#jon matteson#lauren lopez#emma perkins#ted spankoffski#angela giarratana#mariah rose faith#mariah rose faith casillas
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THE SANTA CLAUSE (1994) dir. John Pasquin
#the santa clause#filmedit#thesantaclauseedit#moviegifs#cinemapix#dailyflicks#fyeahmovies#userfilm#userstream#disneyedit#cinematv#filmtvtoday#*#useradie#usersavana#usersugar#usermandie#userveronika
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