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staticevent · 2 years
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based on a true (?) story; the gallery
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ephemeral-serenity · 9 months
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squish squish
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minalyce · 10 months
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havent played feh in years but bunny owain should be added to complete the awakening trio
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miru667 · 1 year
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Audrey Grace artdump! Lots of goodies here from as early as February. The last four are ballpoint pen/pencil doodles that were later fixed up digitally. I love my gurl and I love drawing her all different kinds of ways. I could keep drawing her until the day I die and then when I come back as a ghost I’ll draw her on your mirror.
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goldenhour-s · 7 months
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2 girls 1 vending machine, a short story (in which hemani needs naserian's help to get her hot drink and nas comes through as always)
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day 67/547 of seokjin’s military service x
this selca was posted on 131231 on weibo, the day of their MBC Gayo performance (without yoongi who was still recovering from his appendectomy)
~bonus pics & vids under the cut~
MBC Gayo performance:
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yoongi watched the performance and tweeted this pic with the caption:
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*keyboard smashing*ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠuniforms what to doㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
and jungkook's reply:
Do you want to wear it too? lol... But my heart is with you hyung Happy new year and get well soon -Jungkook-
(trans cr: Denise @ bts-trans x for yoongi's tweet, google translate for jk's)
BTS fancam of the New Year countdown:
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and extra pics from that day posted on facebook and the fancafé:
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Why weren’t there any seniors like this in my highschool days? - JIN -
more pretty boy jin:
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the boys spelling out 2014 for the new year:
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and peak couple energy from namjin:
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embers-archive · 1 year
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Tumblr istfg why did you change the picture/video viewing interface stop trying to be like tik tok and PUT IT BACK PLS
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stoupax · 2 years
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when Tav found out Quincey couldn’t read, something possessed him to offer to teach him in the evenings at camp. Tav’s not accustomed to going out of his way to be nice or do good things for other people without incentive, but it’s not so bad. he starts looking forward to the routine.
Quincey (left) belongs to @lavalampelfchild, Tav (right) is mine. Scratch transcends ownership.
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pennypyro · 8 months
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starlightkun · 1 year
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i follow the kun and qian kun tags and when i tell yall there are several accts im this 👌 close to blocking just so tumblr stops putting their posts on my dash
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eucalyptuspop · 2 years
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love how tumblr added image id descriptions but removed the option of adding captions to them
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queercodedvillains · 29 days
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why reblog clearly labelled AI? :(
Tiny dumb gay brain go brrrrr
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maplesyrupsainz · 2 months
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˖⁺。˚⋆˙something to smile about | MV1 ˖⁺。˚⋆˙
pairing: max verstappen x athlete ice skater!reader y/n (she/her)
genre: social media au
warnings: none just fluff
summary: in which your long anticipated meeting pays off in the form of romance
a/n: took me ages to write this coz all i do is work atm im so tired 😪
request!!!: as an idea, maybe an au with a famous athlete reader (ice skater maybe?) that meets max through a redbull event or something and they hit it off?
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user6 omg gorgeous
user7 ily y/n
user8 MY IDOLLL
user9 when u pull max verstappen in this fit >>>
user10 fav girl always
lilymhe beaut
yourusername ilyyyy
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maxverstappen1 a lovely evening
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user11 omg who's the girl
user12 THE LAST PIC??
user13 he looks fine af
yourusername it was so nice to meet u max thank u for such a fun evening !!
maxverstappen1 no problem, you definitely gave me something to smile about :)
user14 OH MY GOD
user15 ok fine. i ship max and y/n
user16 something to smile about 😭 THE RIZZ
user17 is the last pic y/n
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yourusername not much going on lately 💐⛸️
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lilymhe wow you look beautiful and then there's me
yourusername you are literally the prettiest girl in the world..
alex_albon i second this
lilymhe 🤔
user18 hello soft launch..?
user19 max in the likes!!!!
user20 "not much going on" miss ma'am u met max verstappen last week and now he's in ur likes
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user21 she liked this comment...
user22 seeing a soft launch as the nosiest person in the world is hell
user23 some u you are toooo much it's just some flowers
user24 right like relax
maxverstappen1 posted a story
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user25 y/n???
user26 THAT'S Y/N
user27 can't tell if this is a hard launch or not
user28 ur going to gaslight us and say ur just friends arent u
interview ->
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yourbff max??!
yourusername yes omg 😭
yourbff stopp omg.. a romantic streak who would've thought
user34 omg hii y/n
user35 did max do this for u 👀
user36 i just know this was max
user37 OMG SO ROMANTIC
yourusername posted a story
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user38 where are u going y/n 🤔
user39 conveniently travelling in line with the next race.....
lilymhe yippeeeeee
yourusername so excited
user40 OMGGG waiittt...
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yourusername my first ever race
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maxverstappen1 ❤️
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user41 omg she was actually there
user42 the red bull shirt she's so real
danielricciardo was so great to meet you y/n!
yourusername you too omg sorry for being so starstruck 🫣
danielricciardo dont worry about it, happens to the best of us 🤓
user43 OMGGGGG
user44 ur so lucky y/n
user45 ikr she's living my dream
user46 the last pic😭😭😭 im trying to be so normal about them
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maxverstappen1 a couple things to smile about lately
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user47 never clicked on a post notif so fast
user48 this is so personal to me
user49 the caption...he's down bad
user50 she looks so elegant skating
user51 his & hers 😭 oh they're in love fr
yourusername omggggg i just screamed
user52 she's one of us fr
yourusername you are so amazing
maxverstappen1 says the prettiest girl i've ever seen 👀
yourusername stop it you'll make me blush im out in public rn 🤭
THE END ❤️
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garlands-evergreen · 1 year
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I took a break from ACNH for a good long while, only to come back a couple months ago to flatten my island and renovate it from the ground up.
While I wish I had chosen a better island lay out overall, I’m satisfied with what I have. Just being able to accommodate all the aesthetics and colors I like is nice on its own (since I’ve never been really big on island planning.. lol).
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rosyblooom · 16 days
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losing ur interest | op81 smau
PAIRING: oscar piastri x fem best friend!reader WARNING(S): kinda angsty SUMMARY: oscar spent the better half of his teens and early twenties pining after his best friend, y/n, with no luck. however, by the time y/n finally sees him in a romantic light, his love is long gone.
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yourusername did i jump in the water fully clothed for my bestie only to get one nice shot?? yes yes i did that and u would do it too for a free dinner! 😌
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username she was an employee! and she was gonna get employee of the month period y/n !!!
yourusername yessir🫡 username 🤣🤣
username so... where is this picture you speak of🧍‍♀️
oscarpiastri 40 cad of food for 1 pic...😐
yourusername not my fault u're so unphotogenic x username oscar bby the public would like to see it pls 🤲🧎‍♀️
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landonorris the camera guy always gets the short end of the stick smh guess who paid for my food🤨
yourusername uhm... so anyway the weather was soo nice😋 landonorris woow
oscarpiastri posted to his story!
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[ caption: This picture alone is NOT worth a fully paid meal! 2/10 ]
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oscarpiastri Two best friends in a room, they might...
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username KISS OMG THEY MIGHT FUCKING KISS YESS PLS😭
oscarpiastri 👀👀👀 yourusername ahahahahahaha😂 username ouch...my heart hurts for osc🥹💔 username alright y/n it ain't that funny😐
username AHHJKSH they're so cute omfg
username slowly realising best friends to lovers ain't ever gonna happen with these two😩
landonorris finally give photo credits???🤨
username oop yourusername never 😙❤️
username the way y/n didn't even like the post omg crying and fucking throwing up
username 😭😭 username sigh... nobody talk to me rn 😞
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f1gossipofficial Y/N L/N, Oscar Piastri's long-time childhood best friend, was spotted entering the paddock today! Despite being a fan favourite, she hasn't attended many races and tends to keep to herself.
Nevertheless, fans are thrilled to see Y/N supporting Piastri at this year's Australian Grand Prix!
Best of luck to all drivers today!
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username y/n on insta: 🤪😆🗣️ y/n at a gp: 🤐😊🙈
username LMAOO ...why is this me tho🥲 username she's so real for that lololol username ntm on my girl now, she's just shy🤣🫶
username it's so clear oscar's in love with her omg
username she's not tho☹️
username imagine if oscar wins today👀👀
username she looks so prettyyyyy <3
username ew she's just there for the money and fame🤢
username "long-term childhood best friend" what's not clicking??? yall just be saying anything smh
yourusername posted to her story!
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[ caption: alright boys, time to get on ur zoom 🏎️ ]
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oscarpiastri posted to his story!
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[ caption 1: When your best friend buys you pizza to make you feel better after a crash 😊 ] [ caption 2: Nevermind she dropped it 🤦‍♂️ Actually feeling worse now! ]
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A few months later...
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[ caption: the best type of mattress 😌 ]
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ynfanpage guys have you noticed how giddy and touchy y/n's become around oscar ever since his crash at the aus gp??? these are some pics she's posted since then👀👀👀
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username OMG YES IVE BEEN DYING TO TALK ABOUT IT
username what do you wanna bet she realised she was in love with osc that day??🥺
username IMAGINE. that would actually make so much sense!!! best friend to lovers at last omfg 😍🫶 username my nonna always said "sometimes u have to almost lose someone to realise how much they really mean to u"🥹
username Y/N IS IN THE FUCKING LIKES WTF‼️
username probably by accident🥲 username BUT WHAT IF IT'S NOT AN ACCIDENT??? maybe we'll get a hard launch soon omgg
username they're sooo dating lol
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oscarpiastri Made some new friends at the beach today :)
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username the vibes in these are immaculate🤩
yourusername same time, same place? :)❤️
landonorris where was my invite???
oscarpiastri Non-existent 😊 username lmaoo why are they like this🤣🤣
username is that y/n and osc in the third pic??🧐
username idk but lmk when u figure it out babes
lilyzneimer super fun! nice meeting you guys 💛
oscarpiastri You too 😆
username idk oscar responding to everybody but y/n's comment rubs me the wrong way...🤨
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yourusername beach x (ty lovely waiter for taking my pic for me)
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lilymhe prettiest! 💕
yourusername youuu <33
username where's oscarrrr
username she's so fake😒 how is she super shy at the gp and then so outgoing here smh??
username lmao maybe bc this is her own insta?? like duh she feels comfortable on her own page wtf
landonorris alone?🤨 where's your shadow
yourusername u're so...😭 username LMAOO referring to oscar as her shadow is crazy??💀💀 username i'm cryin🤣🤣
oscarpiastri posted to his story!
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[ caption: girls night in? yes, yes pls :) ]
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0:02 ㅇ──────────── 3:17
no part 2!
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oh-koenig-my-koenig · 4 months
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sending him a naughty pic
(cw: age gap 25/41, naughty pics, sexting, masturbating in a bathroom, mdni)
part before: listening to music in his car
In the morning, when I wake up, the first thing I do is send König a message. And a naughty one at that. I lift my phone over my body and my shirt over my boobs, trying to get a good shot. After a few clicks of my camera, I choose one of the pictures, tits on full display, a slight smile on my face, and send it to him with the caption “early morning thinking about you”.
Then I get up and get myself ready to go to work. While I drink my coffee, my phone dings. Twice in quick succession.
👑 thinking about you as well
And a picture of his morning wood poking out of his black boxers which has me on the floor.
God damn it, this man is going to be the end of me.
I hop into the car and shoot him a message before I drive to work.
me: you not gonna do anything about that?
The little ding of my phone while I’m still driving sends a shiver of excitement. I pull myself together and wait to look at the message when I pull into a parking space at work.
👑 about what?
Oh, he’s acting coy now. A stupid little smile forms on my lips as I make my way to my desk. Wrecking my brain what to say next.
me: well, you’re clearly happy to see me… if i was there i’d already have my hand wrapped around you
I press send, feeling very cheeky right now, but I try to shake the blush from my face. I check my emails, answering the most pressing ones, waiting impatiently for his answer. Ding. Ding.
👑 you mean like that?
His boxers are pulled down now, his hand wrapped around his girth. My breath hitches in my throat, my eyes fixed on the picture, taking in every little detail. The black sheets underneath him, the happy trail on his lower stomach, the little vein popping out. The piercing on his tip that has me wondering how it would feel to lick over it.
me: yes just like that although… i couldn’t resist running my tongue all over it taking you in my mouth
Oh fuck, I’m fully sexting at work right now.
👑 yeah? you sure it would even fit? texting with one hand is hard
The last message makes me chuckle.
me: we won’t know until i try… or maybe my hands will need to do all the work while i lick just the tip
I’m feeling hot all over while I send the message, putting the device away like it’s burning me and trying to calm down while I stare at computer screen in front of me.
Just one Ding. I look at my phone and it’s a fucking video. I groan inwardly, looking around. There’s almost nobody here, but I can’t risk being seen watching this on my phone. I quickly grab my headphones and head to the toilet for some more privacy, locking myself in one of the stalls, lowering the lid, using it as a seat.
He sent another message in the meantime.
👑 i can’t stop thinking about yesterday
Yesterday when we fucked in the back of his car. Needy and quick, almost fully clothed. So hard, the whole car was shaking.
His words make me tingle all over, while I hurriedly put my earbuds in, intently staring at the screen as I press play, anticipation halting my breath.
The black boxershorts are gone now, but I can’t help notice them lying beside him on the also black sheets, before my attention gets pulled in by the - uhm - matter at hand.
His strong big hand is moving up and down his length, softer than I would have imagined. Pulling back his foreskin, lazily pumping up his dick. His thumb grazes over the exposed tip, playing with his piercing for a little bit. I want to do that as well, is the thought that floods my mind. Preferably with my tongue. A little bead of precum forms at the top, running down his length, before his fingers stroke over it.
He pulls his hand away for a moment, and I can hear him spit. I groan. Fuck. His fingers grip his cock again, coating it in his own saliva, jerking himself faster now. The grunts and heavy breaths… he isn’t holding back at all. “Fuck.”, he sighs, and hearing him, so close, makes all of this even hotter.
And it feels dirty, but I can’t help it, my hand wanders down to my pants, hastily opening the button, lowering my zipper, my fingers disappearing into my panties, until they find my pussy. Fuck, I’m so wet, holy hell. I bite my lip to stifle any moans as I push into myself, the memories of him doing that heightening the sensations… while I wish it was him again, touching me like this.
Knowing that he is touching himself thinking about me, thinking about what we did yesterday… is turning me on. His little video, with the soft moans and the grunts, isn’t helping either. I press play again, his sounds right in my ear are spurring me on, my fingers frantically strumming over my clit now.
The visuals of him fucking his fist, the memories of him fucking me from the back, his hands digging into my hips, the slaps of skin against skin, our panting breaths...
And when I hear the little “Fuck” again, his voice deep and husky, I cum, pressing my lips together not to make a noise, while my fingertips still stroke over my wet folds. When it subsides, I finally dare to breathe again. This… was definitely something I didn’t anticipate when I came to work today, but I can’t keep the little dirty smile from my lips.
I snap a picture, with my fingers still buried deep inside me, so he knows I touched myself as well. Then I type out the message that has been circling my mind those last few minutes.
me: wish those were your fingers inside me instead
His answer comes quickly.
👑 fucking perfect
A slight smile on my face and a little tingle down my spine I’m still sitting on the put-down toilet lid, feeling the cold tiles against my shoulderblades. I just try to breathe calmly and get rid of the blush that’s surely staining my cheeks, so I can go back to work.
Ding. Ding. I straighten back up in an instant, unlocking my phone, looking at the chat.
👑 you made a total mess of me
A photo attached of his hand and dick, sticky with his cum, little pools of the white liquid on his abs and tummy.
me: and i would clean it all up 👅 👑 you’re killing me me: the french don’t call it la petite mort for nothing 👑 don’t bring the french into this
I have to cover my mouth to not fully burst out into laughter, but our little back and forth pulls me from the naughty little situation and I get out of the stall. I make my way back to my desk, my ears still burning, my cheeks bright red, and sit down on my chair, because those emails won’t answer themselves. I send him another picture of me in this state, obvious that I’m at work and still very flustered.
me: you got me like this at work so don’t ever doubt my interest in you again, big guy
👑 i’m not doubting anything anymore, promise
And he has the nerve to also send me a picture of him, lying there in his bed, against his cushions. One arm holding up the phone, the other one tangled in his hair, deliciously showing off his tattooed biceps. His strong pecs peppered with dark hair. His lips are curled into a satisfied smirk and there is just the lightest blush on his cheeks, that I’ve been noticing on him after he’s just cum. And the lids are hooded a bit, his bedroom eyes gazing into the camera, the familiar mischievous spark in them. Fuck, can he stop being this dreamy?
👑 so, speaking about my fingers inside you… can i kidnap you to my humble abode this evening?
I chuckle a little, but the message only intensifies the blush on my face, while it simultaneously makes me also type faster.
me: yes pls, i would very much like that
next part or more stuff in the Masterlist ~
thanks to @notknickers who i told about my ideas for this little chapter and they gave me even more ideas <3 to our blorbos!
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