#cockles rpf

[green-blue-heller]

“What the hell is this?” Jared raised his eyebrow as he looked between the nondescript white bottle in his hand, that proclaimed Property of M.C. in red sharpie on the bottom and his two guilty looking friends and co-stars, who were shifting nervously where they stood.

Which was suddenly very far apart from each other.

“Hmm?” Misha asked in his best innocent yet mildly curious tone.

“What is this?” Jared asked again with a nervous laugh.

Because when it came to Misha, you never knew what you were going to get.

Misha huffed a sigh and rolled his eyes.

“It’s lube. Okay? You happy?” Misha threw his arms in the air and let out a huff.

Jared made a face and squinted in disgust at the bottle.

“I- Why?” Jared looked back and forth between them, trying to figure out what was going on. He let out a nervous laugh.

“I get it. Were you trying to pull a prank on Jensen?” He grinned, but it was forced, like he didn’t buy it himself but couldn’t think of any other explanation.

Misha stared at Jared, just squinting and gave a patent Castiel-like head tilt.

“Ummmm… yes?” But it sounded more like a question than a an answer, even to Misha.

Jensen gave a shrug and tried to act disinterested. But the wide panicked eyes gave him away.

Whenever Jensen was lying about something, his eyes would get shifty and he couldn’t maintain eye contact.

Figuring Misha’s tell was a little harder, though everything about the situation that had been unraveling for the last minute, just screamed LIAR in big neon letters that pointed down toward the two of his friends.

Jared just stood and silently grinned as the discomfort in the other two men steadily grew.

Until it was too much for Jensen to take.

“Oh for fucks sake,” Jensen muttered. “Just give me the damn bottle.”

Now, the thing about really piquing the interest of a giant, is that Jared suddenly felt the need to play keep away. It was one of the advantages of being several inches taller than his friends.

He thought there was nothing more amusing than watching Jensen try and reach up and grab the bottle from his hands.

That was, until he caught Misha out of the corner of his eye.

The other man was just standing against the table in the trailer, arms folded and shifting nervously back and forth.

They were both terrible liars.

But he didn’t understand what or why they were lying.

“Come on, guys, what gives? And why do you want Misha’s bottle of lube so bad?” Jared teased.

Jensen’s cheeks started to turn crimson and his eyes went wide.

Jared watched, his own eyes widening in horror as he looked back and forth between the two men in front of him.

He glanced at Misha.

“You didn’t- It wasn’t…” He dropped the bottle in his hand as though it was suddenly burning him. “There was no prank.” Jared hated how it almost sounded like an accusation.

Misha glanced at Jensen, eyes flashing a hundred emotions in an instant.

Jensen just sighed, and Misha shook his head as he looked back at the floor, as though it were the most interesting thing he’d ever seen.

“Shit. You… you just… forgot it. Here, I mean…” Jared stumbled over his words, wondering how he had been so stupid to miss what was going on between his two best friends.

“How long has this been going on? Is it serious?”

Jensen walked past his friends and into the kitchen, and grabbed three beers out of his fridge.

He popped the cap off one and took a long swig.

“About ten months. And yeah, it’s pretty serious.”

He popped the other two caps and passed them to Jared and Misha before he settled on the couch and gestured for Jared to take one of the chairs.

As Jared took his seat, he watched as Misha slowly sat on the couch next to Jensen. Still with more space between them than Jared ever remembered seeing.

He almost felt like laughing at the absurdity.

“Please tell me that Danneel knows about this.” The hard look Jared shot Jensen left no room for argument.

Jensen’s head shot up, eyes wide.

“Jesus, fuck man. Of course she does.” Jensen let out a chuckle. “Hell, she knew about it before I did.”

Misha glanced over with a soft smile on his face as he stared at Jensen for a moment.

Jared realized he hadn’t been the only oblivious one.

“Well, as long as you don’t hurt Dani and you,” he said with a pause to point at Misha and give him a stern look, “don’t hurt Jensen, then I’m happy for you.”

Misha gave Jared a big goofy grin and Jensen let out a breath he hadn’t even realized he’d been holding.

“Thanks man,” Jensen said, a little choked up, and took another sip of his beer to try and hide the smile that suddenly wouldn’t leave his face.

Jared shook his head and raised his bottle to take another sip, when he suddenly let out a groan.

“Shit. That means that all the looks and unresolved sexual tension between the two of you, wasn’t actually unresolved sexual tension.”

Misha snorted and Jensen erupted into a full belly laugh.

“Fuck my life,” Jared muttered as he finished off his beer in one long gulp.

[ao3topshipsbracket]

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This poll is a celebration of fandom and fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

[pussypopstiel]

I think rpf should only be written by people who hate celebrities

[sailorsally]

SHIPPING RPF IS ACTUALLY OK!

Here are my thoughts on this:

1) the F in RPF stands for FICTION

So guess what? Every biopic you have watched? RPF. Every book you have read about people that have existed? RPF. As longs as it’s to some degree “based on real story/people”, yup, you guessed it! RPF

2) it's nobody's fucking business what you ship

As long as you don't bug the 'real people' of the ship about it, you are good!

Hope this helps! 👍

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

Pls ashley if u want, could you list like the 10 most, to you, telling cockles moments/things that should make anyone think it’s obvious that they are more than friends.

oh dear, do i want to talk about cockles, i don't know...

OKAY.

a while back i answered a "top 3 no hetero explanation" moments ask, so let's count those as the first three to save me from repeating myself. i'll pull the rest from the masterlist, in no particular order.

4: jensen saying he and danneel both refer to misha as their boyfriend. it would take quite an effort to hetero that statement. bonus: my whole jenmisheel tag.

5: misha, possibly unaware he's on camera, casually calls jensen "sweetheart".

6: i don't have documentation of every time, but it's very common for jensen and misha to be significantly late to their panels/ops/autos, to change clothes in the middle of the day at cons, or be seen with... stains. 🤷‍♀️

midday pants change? 🤔 misha’s shirt turned inside out?? 🤔

misha tells fans it’s jensen’s fault he was late for photo ops  

jensen changed his shirt in the middle of the day, around the same time they were both late for their ops

both seen with… um… white… stains… on their clothes…

7: the ten year anniversary post, wherein they went back to the same restaurant they first went to dinner and sat at the same table. i mean, i've been with my qpp for 18 years and it would not even occur to us to do this lmao.

8: misha's "blanky" that he "kept in jensen's spare room", which led to fandom sleuths admitting it had long been covertly known that jensen and misha lived together in vancouver while filming spn from 2017-2020. @theyarebothgunshot did a brilliant post of a timeline of events surrounding their cohabitation.

9: misha wore a ring that jensen gave him during the time they lived together.

10: the casual but incredibly revealing intimacy with which they pose together, both publicly and privately. like, not to go on about body language, but i just can't buy this kind of closeness without something going on. there's a whole section of the masterlist devoted to moments of intimacy like these.

now, if you're new to cockles and i've just blown your mind, that's what the masterlist i've put my blood, sweat, and tears into is for.

[theyarebothgunshot]

if you're still taking suggestions, could you give your take on the breakup theory? Loved your writeup on pre-break era cockles

it's been a while since someone has asked me to talk about cockles, so i am rusty but let's see how it goes..... lmao

first of all, i will say that over the years my thoughts and theories about whatever is going on between them have changed so much. honestly my answers to what i think happened during break up era will probably change depending on the day.

for example, where i used to be sure that there must have been something solid going on between them even in those early years, ever since the poem men in woods i have changed my mind about that. to me, that poem screams jensen, and if jensen was indeed misha's new friend who tried to kiss him, i am more prone to assume that maybe the lines between very very close friends and something more were blurred at the time, but never really defined in the first few years before the 'break up era'.

i think we can all safely say we clocked something real there, real attraction, a real connection, but other than that who knows how they both saw their relationship or how sure they were of whatever was happening between them?

i do have some broad/vague thoughts (like i said, these could change any moment and is based purely on what we know and what we don't know aka fill in the blanks) on what might have been going on. i think it's possible that they both felt an attraction to each other, that jensen knew that misha was poly witch vicki and that jensen and misha either did actually explore that attraction or that jensen at the very least let misha know (by kissing him and god knows how else) that he was into him. and then, unfortunately, cas got killed off and suddenly they no longer had a valid excuse to keep blurring those lines.

because of everything that has been documented about that point in time, i have a strong feeling that jensen said or did something to fuck things up between them and upset misha and probably had immediate regrets but misha wasn't taking any shit and took his time to process everything and only when it was clear he would be back, did they hash things out.

they were clearly very very close, i mean they exchanged jewelry, this isn't something most men do with a coworker, so whatever was said or done was obviously hurtful cause even if they never explored each others bodies i have no doubt that misha valued (and still values) jensen a lot and that he considers him one of his closest friends, probably even back then. and the fact that misha was so very messy on stage, getting drunk etc, and jensen clearly tried to 'win him back' only strengthens the theory that they didn't even know what they were doing themselves back then, cause otherwise they would have been way less messy and loud imo.

[deancrowleycas]

I am so normal I swear *watches Cockles compilations*

[official-penis-posts]

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/hellsitegenetics/743627367944273920

Thank you for the link to the white strawberry cockle debacle!

@hellsitegenetics is my favorite new gimmick blog btw and everyone should definitely check it out.

The “debacle” is that three posts in a row that they analyzed to find DNA resulted in the same organism: the white strawberry cockle.

I do not think this is a coincidence.

I think someone very carefully made three separate requests designed the get the same result

But I am wondering what y’all think:

[rocksalt-and-pie]

Please reblog for a bigger sample size and feel free to put your vote in the tags and/or elaborate! (But please be nice to each other!)

[ao3feed-cockles]

Closer Than They Appear

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/54638335

by Sunkenfox

While investigating an enchanted mirror, Dean and Castiel are thrown into another universe where their lives are a TV show, and the alternative world’s versions of them are together. But when the mirror breaks, and hope on getting home rest in Sam’s hands, Dean has a chance to see what a life with Cas would be like. Forced to overcome his fear of change, Dean allows himself to be loved and have a chance at happiness.

Words: 18430, Chapters: 4/4, Language: English

Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Supernatural (TV 2005) RPF

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M, Multi

Characters: Castiel (Supernatural), Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins, Danneel Harris, Jared Padalecki, Sam Winchester

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles/Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles/Misha Collins/Danneel Harris

Additional Tags: Case Fic, Spells & Enchantments, Eventual Smut, Angst with a Happy Ending, First Time, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Sharing a Bed, Top Castiel/Bottom Dean Winchester, Castiel and Dean Winchester Need to Use Their Words, Established Jensen Ackles/Misha Collins, Love Confessions, Jealous Dean Winchester, Conventions

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/54638335

[gaytedlasso]

Love trying to explain cockles to outsiders

[cliveguy]

Gaylor and larry both dead in the same week. sad! oh well there's other rpf

[tomwambsmilk]

[sailorsally]

we have progressed past the need of "i don't ship cockles but-". they are boyfriends, haven't you heard?

[dadvans]

post-fifties photodrop

supernatural rpf :: 3.8k :: jensen ackles/misha collins/danneel harris

Jensen shifted enough to perk his ass up, but no way in hell was he going to pull himself apart for a photo, no matter what sweet nothings Misha could whisper. He said, “You’re gonna have to wine and dine me more if you think I’m gonna let you take a picture for your spank bank.” And Misha laughed from his chest, unassuming and dangerous. “Who said this was for me? C’mon, show me your pretty hole and say hi to your wife.” (A relationship in pictures)

here is a silly little thing i wrote for the groupchat a little over a year ago and rediscovered doing the WIP meme. cleaned it up and made the decision to post it because we need more fic out there where jensen has a flat ass.