#coffee convos

[the-coffee-fandom]

I had an adorable thought. Damian gets deaged to about 3. He’s got the memories he had when he was 3, but they didn’t start his assassin training til 5. At 3 though, he was a pro at hide and seek. He goes missing in the manor and everyone is worried, but Alfred starts playing a Wonder Pets marathon in the theater room. I’m picturing little Damian in a froggy onesie, green hood pulled up, gnawing on his fist as he stares, entranced, at these baby animals singing about teamwork. He doesn’t know what they’re saying, but he understands what he’s seeing enough to figure it out. Later, when WP is over, it’s on to Blue’s Clues.

Ok but wait this is precious stop 😭😭

You can’t just come into my inbox and inspire me like that. It’s very mean :(

(But in total seriousness, your inbox messages always make my day even if I neglect to look in my inbox for 2 weeks because my notifs page did not show I got a new one 💜 thank you)

[teenmomcentral]

Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry has revealed that she has a newborn baby at home in a shocking comment on her podcast.

The MTV alum might have finally confirmed that she welcomed her fifth child after months of silence on the matter.

Kailyn, 31, seemingly let it slip that she had another little one during Thursday's episode of Coffee Convos.

It happened while the reality star discussed the challenges of vacationing with young children with her co-host Lindsie Chrisley, 33.

While Lindsie favored traveling with youngsters, Kailyn wasn't keen on the idea, despite taking her four children on numerous getaways over the years.

"Creed is about to be three this summer, and I would say only now is it, I feel like fun to watch them interact on a vacation," the TV star admitted, mentioning her fourth-born son, whom she shares with her ex Chris Lopez.

"I've taken all my kids on vacations as small children, and now that I'm older, I'm like, first of all, they're not gonna remember."

As Kailyn's explanation continued, she appeared to reveal that she had another child younger than Creed when she referenced a six-month-old.

"Second of all, I don't want to get up early to essentially just do the same things I'm gonna do at home with a six-month-old in a tropical location. Or a cabin location or whatever the case may be.

"If that's important to you, and you want to do that, and you don't mind, then do it. I think it really depends on how you feel, but for me, I've done it, and I just don't think for me, it's just not a fun time," the Teen Mom 2 alum concluded.

In February, The U.S. Sun broke the news that Kailyn gave birth to her fifth child with her fourth baby daddy, Elijah Scott, 24, in November.

However, the young mom has remained tight-lipped on the subject, despite fans believing they found multiple clues that she gave birth.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

mold

[thoughtsaboutbats]

When Tim first started seeing the harsh lines that form the boxes that now followed him around daily, he thought he was going crazy. They weren’t the first thing to make him think that of course, if they were the only sign he’d just think he needed to see an optometrist. No, the first thing to make him question his sanity was his conviction that Bruce was alive despite the literal corpse they had buried, just because of one painting that kinda looked like him.

The second sign was when he realized none of this was real. That one he had pushed hard against. Obviously the world was real, he was real, how else could he even be questioning his existence. He’s pretty sure that’s what Descartes was going on about (that’s the guy that said I think therefore I am, right? Tim wasn’t so sure. Philosophy wasn’t his thing).

This revelation had worried him so much he almost gave up his search for Bruce, and he had even been looking into antipsychotics when Ra’s ninjas found him in Paris. He didn’t tell them he thought their entire universe was fake of course, it wouldn’t do for Ra’s to know he was losing it, but he did lay out his evidence for Bruce being alive and lost in time, and they seemed convinced enough that it was possible, so he kept going. At least now he knew he wasn’t completely out of touch with reality. Probably. He didn’t think there was a reason Ra’s would have his people help Tim search for evidence that was all in his head but you never know with Ra’s.

The boxes had started appearing sometime between when Tim first encountered the ninjas and when he finally accepted their help. They were thin, practically non existent lines hovering in the air in seemingly random places. Sometimes they were big and distant, even going so far as looking like a strange line in the sky. Sometimes they were so close to him, they looked like someone was putting a frame around his face, or the person he was talking to’s.

He knew, instinctively that they were the reality of his fake world. The boxes he saw were the way people outside his reality saw what was happening. How they made it happen? He definitely didn’t have enough brain space to process that without actually going crazy. But he knew he wasn’t real, no one and nothing he knew was real. They were characters, playing their parts in the narrative.

Or he was going crazy.

But when he stumbled to his feet in that desert, blood pouring out of the hole in his abdomen where he had been stabbed through just a moment ago, surrounded by the corpses of the assassins he had befriended, Pru desperately trying to suck in air around the blood pour down her throat, he really didn’t care if he was crazy or not. They were hours out from the city at this point, and he had no clue where any nearer settlements were, let alone how to get to them without setting off any of the explosives buried in the sands. There was no hope of getting to the medical care they needed. Unless Tim wasn’t crazy, and he was actually seeing their hotel room, just a few short feet away though one of the boxes.

The decision to try to step through the box was easy. After some rudimentary first aid to slow the blood flow from both of their injuries, Tim pulled Pru up, looped her arm over his neck and dragged them both through the there-not there box.

What he saw as he traveled between boxes, between panels, was something he couldn’t describe properly if he tried. The closest he could get would be it was live stepping into a perfectly white room, no shadows anywhere, no way to tell where the floor became the wall. Except that one side of the room was full of windows that each showed snapshots of his life. He could see, just above his head, close enough he could reach into it if he tried, the moment that Widower had stabbed him. The words the widower had said in that moment floated there in neat little bubbles.

The other side of the room though, hurt to look at. Attempting to even look at it long enough to describe was like looking at the sun, except it was his brain that was overwhelmed rather than the photoreceptors of his eyes. He knew though, that that was where reality lay, and that trying to go over there would almost certainly destroy him.

Tim didn’t stop to stare at any of this though. His goal was to get Pru and himself into their hotel room and get help. In just a few short strides he was there. The angle this panel was at wasn’t nearly as convenient to step through as the first, as it was a downward shot of the room that left him with no choice but to basically jump down from the ceiling. He managed the jump without breaking a leg or dropping Pru though, and they both fell back onto the bed. He heard the door open and someone exclaim at the sight of them just before he passed out from blood loss.

[totalincandescense]

Being a Dannie doesn’t mean you like him more than Phil it means he lives in your brain and haunts you during your waking hours

[coffee-dere]

Can someone make Buff Kohane pretty please please please

[uptownhags]

i just need to ??? about a man

[faaun]

ok let's catch up quickly

[koskela-knights]

At this point, with the Night Springs DLC having come out and how i've felt about Jesse's chapter and Coffee World and the overall (under) usage of named NPCs from the AW2 canon, I keep thinking....

I feel the Cult of the Tree lost all its narrative purpose and emotional impact due to FBC involvement. The Cult and the Koskelas might have well been some random unnamed NPC Cult Leaders or heck, they might as well have been replaced by a sentient lamp and their relevance and impact and the outcome would've been the same. It could've been some other random murder case that would've attracted Saga and Casey's attention to BF for how little pay-off we got for the Cult arc. The final 'wrap-up' if you will, is totally missable and optional. At this point, nobody even cares anymore that the Cult were actual the good guys all along.

Even Remedy seems to have forgotten about the whole Cult arc and the Koskelas as characters and I feel the fandom even mirrors that in some waysthere

[quotidian-oblivion]

Coffee isn't a drink. It's a weapon.

~ Tim Drake 2023

@sardonic-sprite

[thedruidsforest]

I think the true purpose in life always comes back around to connecting with the land you're on, growing your own food & taking care of yourself, and creating your own symbiotic ecosystem with the world around you. And also mushrooms.

[teenmomcentral]

Here are some of the major (and minor but interesting) ‘Teen Mom’-related things that happened over the last week or so…

Kail Lowry Reveals the, um, Interesting Names She Chose For Her Twins

Kail has revealed the names of her latest additions to her ever-growing litter of kids!

The former ‘Teen Mom 2’ star posted a video to Instagram earlier this week, showing her with her recently born twins— a boy and a girl— along with an announcement of the babies’ names. 

“Complete. Whole. Everybody’s here,” she captioned the video.

Blankets on the babies’ cribs revealed that her new son’s name is “Verse” and her (only) daughter’s name is “Valley.” 

While Kail’s name reveals garnered her plenty of congratulatory messages, she also received some backlash for the, um, unique name choices.

Kail has yet to share what inspired her baby name choices.

Amber Portwood’s Ex-Boyfriend Dimitri Garcia Shades Amber; Insinuates She’s “Crazy” 

Amber’s Belgian one-time beau has moved on— and is hinting about what his time with the ‘Teen Mom’ star was like. 

‘Teen Mom OG’ fans will remember that Amber dated Dimitri Garcia– a Belgian man she met online— for a long period of time. Ambie even flew her European lover to her home in Indiana several times so she could get to know him in-person—and demand he take a lie-detector test…as you do.

Anyway, Amber is now dating an Indiana man named Gary (but not that Gary). On Friday, Dimitri made it known that he, too, has a new boo, posting a photo with his special lady to Instagram. 

In the comment section, several fans of the show commented that they were thrilled that Dimitri “found someone that isn’t Amber.” Dimitri thanked them, and even responded to another commenter who wrote that “Amber was crazy!”

“You are quite right,” Dimitri replied.

It’s unknown when Amber and Dimitri officially ended their geographically-challenged relationship. The couple split in 2021, but in July 2023, Amber and Dimitri appeared to be “on again.” A source told The Sun at the time that Dimitri had been acting as a “sounding board” for the ‘Teen Mom: The Next Chapter’ star while she dealt with custody drama with (second) baby daddy, Andrew Glennon. 

Obviously, things went south in the relationship shortly after that interview, because Amber began dating Gary 2.0 several months later. 

Amber has yet to comment on Dimitri’s remarks about her. 

Jenelle Evans Claims She— Not Kail Lowry— Was Lindsie Chrisley’s First Choice to Do the Coffee Convos Podcast

Earlier this week, Jenelle took to social media to spiral attempt (yet again) to get the attention of her former ‘Teen Mom 2’ co-star, Kail. In a post to Facebook (that was quickly deleted) Jenelle randomly announced that she could have had Kail’s spot on the successful Coffee Convos podcast, because Kail’s co-host Lindsie Chrisley approached her first to do the project.

Jenelle– who has made several attempts at podcasting on her own with crash-and-burn results— stated that she turned Lindsie down, causing the former Chrisley Knows Best star to then ask Kail to be her co-host.

“Fun fact: Did you know Lindsie Chrisley came to me first [about] starting a podcast before she started with Kail?” Jenelle wrote on Facebook. “I told Lindsie I didn’t want to do it because I just wasn’t interested with podcasting at the time.” 

Lindsie and Kail did not respond to Jenelle’s out-of-the-blue declaration. However, in the past Kail has invited Jenelle to come on Coffee Convos, as well as her Barely Famous podcast, but Jenelle has declined. 

Coffee Convos— which was started in 2017—has gone on to become very successful with Kail and Lindsie as its co-hosts. 

Jenelle’s attempt to do The Jenelle Evans Podcast in 2021 was cringy, with the fired ‘Teen Mom 2’ star only putting out two episodes, one of which featured Jenelle’s ever-present husband David Eason as the “special guest” who basically burped and grunted into the mic for an hour. (You can relive that horror here by clicking here to read The Ashley’s recap of the episode!) 

Earlier in 2021, Jenelle was hired for the Girl S**t podcast, which was supposed to bring girls from reality TV, social media influencers and other areas of entertainment together to do a joint podcast. Jenelle was promptly fired from the project before it even got off the ground. 

Last month, it appeared that Jenelle was once again attempting to jump into the podcasting world, with her The Time of The Day podcast. However, earlier this week, she stated on Twitter that she has reconsidered doing that podcast because she is “afraid of the backlash.” 

[idkwidatp]

coffee talk head cannons and scenarios

headcannons:

● hyde likes being held (and is the little spoon), gala is quite aware of this and hyde will kill him if he tells anyone.

● the barista has a crush on freya (because I have a crush on freya) and that's why ⚠️SPOILER⚠️ they kept slipping around her.

● gala likes having his hair played with.

scenarios:

● gala has had panic attacks before and one day the lights go out at coffee talk while lucas is there and he has a panic attack and gala helps him through it.

● ⚠️SPOILERS⚠️ the barista got really sad after freya told them about the writers residency and misses her lot after she leaves and everyone notices the shift in their mood.

● OR the barista got really sad after freya told them about the writers residency and freya comes back after she leaves coffee talk because she forgot something, realizes that they're upset and ask them whats wrong, they tell her that they're sad because they're gonna miss her and it starts an argument between them, and either they A. make up before she leaves or B. don't get a chance to apologize to each other before she leaves, they don't talk for months after she leaves and they eventually call each other and apologize.

● hyde gets drunk one night and the next day he thinks he's hungover and it turns out that he's actually sick and gala takes care of him and takes him to coffee talk this happens

barista: one green tea with ginger and honey for the vampire with an upset tummy

hyde: okay, NEVER refer to me and say the word "tummy" in the same sentence ever again.

●gala accidentally hurts hyde when he's in fury and its not like a major injury or anything but when he calms down he freaks out and hyde assures him that he's okay and that he's more worried about gala than he is himself and gala still apologizes a million times about it.

●⚠️SPOILERS⚠️ in the version with the "normal endings" (aka what happens when you get every single drink wrong) the barista ends up taking a break because they feel like a screw up, and they're tired of feeling like that, and they're tired of missing everyone. (the tired of missing people part totally isn't because i lowkey feel that way (sarcastic))

●the barista rants to Hyde about how they don’t want to confess to freya because they if she rejects them or even if they do start dating then break up they don’t Wanna make make things awkward because they love freya and they love spending time with her but it turns out that freya had come in coffee talk during this conversation and the barista didn’t notice and assures them that she wouldn’t let that happen and that she does feel the same way.

That’s all for now I’ll probably think of more later

[bluecoffeebeanz]

Cafe sketches entry

[artemisiatridentata]

showing my dad good omens 2 and during the scene where maggie bursts into tears and tells aziraphale that shes in love with nina but thinks nina hates her, my dad went “oh no :(” and I was like “what?” and he said “well, doesn’t aziraphale have a thing for maggie?” and I. you guys I couldn’t help myself. I guffawed

[xtinyslip]

❝ we’re both people who have had to cut our own way through the world. ❞

"don't get too excited. it's cardboard." referring to the mug that she had placed in the draw of his cell, a mug that was filled with decent coffee. yes, that had been something she corrected about the farm the moment she knew that she could. would he drink it? well, she didn't particularly care either way... she was just extending a level of politeness because annoyingly ; she was actually getting something out of their conversations. until that stopped, she could play nice. "when does the cutting stop? is it even supposed to?" because it hadn't. had it? and she wasn't just referring to the world but certain people in it. @lcvenderhcze