#come eat i guess

[merakidoll]

Liar liar! — Connie springer / Eren yeager

.ೃ࿐ reader is black and chubby. plug! eren and connie. bi ! eren and connie. oral (m), vaginal sex, rough rough rough! anger sex, eren being a creep (not really lols.) mentions of pussy and ass spankings. degrading. mentions of bxb. fatty as a pet name. (not in a degrading way) y’all know i love that nickname with these three. eren being a menace

mirah note : hihi! since i strictly write drabbles i whipped this up super quickly since i’ve been missing me babies. depending on how well this does, i’m definitely doing a strikly bxb one! also drabble from my old plug boyfie series on privateparty <3

“y’all good?” eren smirked to himself looking in the rear view mirror at his partners, his own dick becoming hard in his pants at the sight. connie had the girl chocking on him, her face red and cheeks stuffed. gags, moans, spit, and cum coming from her. he pushed her head down bucking his hips, making direct eye contact with his boyfriend who he winked at hissing as her teeth skimmed over his skin.

“fuck ass s-slut” pulling her up, her eyes were far, cheek tear stained, and glitter lips gloss smudged. if you looked closely to connie’s two toned shaft, you could see a glitter rim directly at the base.

anger still radiating off of him. using all of his strength to pick her up, sitting her directly on him. he didn’t question if she was okay, or if she could take it, only wrapping his tattooed hands around her neck neck and bouncing her.

“ahahahah” she was slowly losing her mind. she was forgetting everything, the pleasure mixed with pain causing her vision and eyes to go in and out. but she could hear the laugh of her other spouse clear as day. chuckling at what his lying caused, how she was now marked with hand prints and hickeys all over her brown skin. how not only was her ass, but pussy sore form the spanks.

“who ya gone - fuckkkk leave now ma’ma? huh? tell daddy who?”

“n-nooneeee, d-daddies! con- c-conn, i gottasqu- ahmmm” her juices flew out of her making a mess in the back of the bmw. eren watched from the mirror, licking his lips tightening his hands against the wheel and cumming into the dark jeans, making a tiny little patch. “fuck” he muttered as your body fell limp on connie’s cock, pussy stuffed and body sore - but in the most delicious way.

sliding out of you, connie laid you on the seat and looked back up at eren’s eyes jerking himself off, your cum being the best lubricant. “park and come clean me up fatty. you knew you were next”

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

dreamt I was in a teen slasher movie, but halfway through the group got bored and we ended up barricading ourselves in the kitchen, baking cupcakes and sharpening knives until our parents came home

[black-and-yellow]

[jadecantcreate]

ITS COALECROUX LATE NIGHT THOUGHTS TIME

i always see scenes / mentions of kremy and gideon kissing in fanwork and i can suspend disbelief / enjoy it regardless but when it comes to what i create it kinda bugs me? i tend to have this nagging thought in the back of my head — alligators don’t really have lips (as far as i know?) and kremy’s long snout has to be at least somewhat uncomfortable to kiss as someone w/ a human head

in other words its not really something id like to include in what i make

so i raise you this: every single other way to touch

im talking holding hands (its ironic. ironic itch scratching), cuddling (IRONICALLY), standing as close as possible to one another, doing the mischievous laugh thing, elbowing, brushing dust / soot out of each other’s clothes, placing a hand on the other, literally taking every opportunity to touch even it’s just a graze, etc

please please add on to this list if you’d like i need fuel for the coalecroux machine that is my brain

(extra points if all of this is without them realizing that’s what they’re doing. theyre not the smartest men in the feywild)

[nonranghaes]

mentions: food + chris is implied to be slightly older than reader + mentions of reader having chubby cheeks.

sometimes your boyfriend simply chooses to be your biggest tormentor. exhibit a: he’s been teasing you about the (’cute’ in his words) way you eat strawberries for the past several minutes.

“i’m just saying!” he says with a laugh, watching you from the couch. “you’re just so cute about it!”

you still don’t get it, and he hasn’t elaborated in the slightest. you think it might be in the same way he finds his other friends closer to your age cute when they so much as breathe sometimes--like felix. then again, you’ve seen the way felix acts sometimes, and it is, indeed, cute. but all you’re doing is eating some strawberries you cut the tops off of, and you aren’t doing it any cuter than how a person normally eats strawberries. you’re literally just eating them. simple as that.

you pick up the bowl and move over to sit with him instead. “just try to explain.”

and he manages to quell his giggles as he hugs the pillow he’s been holding tighter against his chest. “okay,” he says. “you love strawberries.”

this is a fact. most people know it about you, but you’d say they’re probably your favorite fruit--or among the top of your list if nothing else.

“so you get this really cute look on your face when you eat a really good strawberry,” he says. “also... these,” he reach out, pinching one of your cheeks, and he chuckles again when you grimace. “automatically make you cute. it’s like when jisung eats and his cheeks puff out.”

you swat at his hand, “so you’re saying i look like a squirrel.”

“no!” he laughs, “i’m saying all of it just makes you... cuter.” he paws through the air until he catches your hand in his. “it’s like when you say i’m cute.”

“because you are!”

“i don’t get it--you say it when i’m not even doing anything!”

“because you’re cute!”

he giggles, pulling the bowl of strawberries aside as he ditches the pillow in favor for you. “then i guess,” he places the quickest peck against your lips, eyes crinkling as he smiles hard, “we just have to agree that we’re both cute.” 

even if you don’t get it... you think you can agree to that one.

[ineed-to-sleep]

*me immediately after going through a terrifying and traumatic experience* haha yeah I guess it was rough but I'm fine now like I'm totally chill. It was kinda funny actually if you think about it

[silentwalrus1]

the Benevolent Dictator/Utopian Fascism Universal Fix-It is a super popular fantasy all over, not just on ao3, but it’s in fanfiction that i’ve most commonly encountered the rather hilarious variety which

A) does not seem to realize it’s building a dictatorial fascist state as their glorious utopia

B) nonetheless expends near-constant screentime to trying to convince specifically the audience that no no, here’s why THIS authoritarianism is good really!

which is not a difficult contradiction to parse, given overall fandom desires. Of course you want your blorbo to live in a world that caters to them, and of COURSE any character that has hurt your blorbo SHOULD suffer state-sanctioned torture and capital punishment. In this essay, i will demonstrate that thus there is no need for fic authors to build out all these fantasy monarchies and galactic empires with all their tiresome complex social problems, they just need to make their fic a modern coffeeshop au set in Saudi Arabia -

[fisheito]

theyre touching tails and looking at ducks together now. tomorrow they'll braid each other's hair and decorate it with kelp ribbons

[wonder-worker]

Thinking about Elizabeth Woodville as a gothic heroine is making me go insane. She entered the story by overturning existing social structures, provoking both ire and fascination. She married into a dynasty doomed to eat itself alive. She was repeatedly associated with the supernatural, both in terms of love and death. Her life was shaped entirely by uncanny repetitions - two marriages, two widowhoods, two depositions, two flights to sanctuary, two ultimate reclamations, all paralleling and ricocheting off each other. Her plight after 1483 exposed the true rot at the heart of the monarchy - the trappings of royalty pulled away to reveal nothing, a never-ending cycle of betrayal and war, the price of power being the (literal) blood of children. She lived past the end of her family name, she lived past the end of her myth. She ended her life in a deeply anomalous position, half-in and half-out of royal society. She was both a haunting tragedy and the ultimate survivor who was finally free.

[brother-emperors]

spartacus and crassus :)

this is actually a rejected panel from a much longer comic I’ve been fucking around with on and off for awhile- I had plans to do a long form spartacus comic for a long time, I just keep missing the last book on my research list in second hand stores 😔 I always have money when the last copy sells out aughhh

anyway! I might call crassus my girl in the group chat, but I’ve actually spent more years wishing that spartacus got to run crassus through on his sword and then read the fate of rome out of his entrails. ALAS. on that note, isn’t it kind of interesting how spartacus’ funeral games for crixus turn roman order upside down and feel like both a foundational sacrifice and a curse? isn’t it kind of fun how crassus will not die in rome, and neither will pompey, who came in like a vulture to take credit for crassus’ work? (it’s VERY fun)

Plutarch, Crassus

[thetrolltolls]

dee in the gang gets new wheels

[moe-broey]

I've only read the first volume of Dungeon Meshi but I'm convinced Laios and Marcille are both autistic but two EXTREMELY different flavors of autism, so much so it enables autistic PVP (one sided, Laios is unaware, possibly due to the autism)

[abyssal-glory]

vector portrait for digital imaging class of RGB!! hey go read The Property of Hate if you haven’t already btw it’s an amazing comic by @modmad that i’ve been hotglued to since my junior year of high school.

big thank you to mod for giving their permission/blessing to wrestle with this horrible tv bastard in adobe illustrator for the express purpose of shilling him and this comic to my unsuspecting class <3

(edit: god okay pls click for fullscreen. hogy shit)

[betzgi]

Forbidden Friendship

[soranker]

hi….! any chance we can see your art process ? it’s fine if not! i was wondering if u do a sketch before your lines or you just skip directly to lineart? your art is very beautiful!

HI!!! AUGGHHHJHH THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH T__T my art style is kinda simple imo so my process is pretty bare-bones ^^;; there's not rly much too it!! it also kinda changes depending on how uhhhh lazy im feeling in the moment HAHA

probably around half of my drawings are straight to line art bc they're rly just doodles or things i decide to draw without any planning (but also im kinda impatient so i try to skip the sketching step if i can LOL...). but if i DO have a specific pose in mind for a drawing, i'll start with a sort of mannequin sketch or loose pass, then depending on how messy it is, ill either do the lineart pass on the layer on top or duplicate the sketch and then clean it up.

and then my coloring process is not sophisticated at all i just create a new layer and then paint bucket tool away LMAOOOO

here's an example of a drawing where i did sketch first ^_^

[humanmorph]

i forgot i had wanted to draw this until i heard "i'll make you eat those words!!!" in the recap at the beginning of pal33... surprisingly fun honestly : )