#complete nonsense

[beedokart]

The fairy definitely did not expect the walrus.

(And Artemis is just in a mood.)

[gojoest]

sry i can’t stop whining about this today but gojoless jjk is so boring and pointless

[wannaeatramyeon]

Gun: quit school

Reader: why

Gun: join my emo band

Gun: We're called The Daddy Issues. We have-

Samuel Seo, daddy issues #1, lead guitar. He insists on 10 minute solos for every song. Has to be credited first all the time or goes batshit insane.

Jake Kim, daddy issues #2, lead vocals. He can't really sing but he shakes his ass and fans go wild.

Johan Seong, minor daddy and major mommy issues, keyboard. Also writes our angstiest songs. Him and Samuel provide a lot of background screaming on our tracks.

Olly Wang, not really daddy issues just wildly overmedicated. A maniac on the drums.

Eli Jang, WAS the daddy. Bass but fucked off with a groupie.

Daniel Park, absentee daddy, bass replacement but can do a bit of everything. Relatively new. I'm trying to get him to go solo to make more cash from him.

Y/N: What do you do?

Gun: I'm the record label. I made them sign their life over to me and now I just collect my cut 👍

[whumpster-fire]

man door hand hook car door hand door man hand hook car man sand hand man car pan book car hook bar stand gar door mand look hand man car hand

[crazy56u]

Crossposting the rant I dumped into a Discord server, but PSP Tetris has made me nauseous in a rather bullshit way:

(Like legitimately, I stopped playing it ten minutes ago, and I still feel sick.)

[six-demon-bag]

Rigged to Blow

Pairing: Bucky Barnes/Helmut Zemo

Summary: The trio are captured by HYDRA on a mission. Under threat to Sam, Zemo has to keep Bucky hard by giving him blowjobs. If he gets soft, then the bombs tied to Sam will go off.

Rating: Explicit

Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, predicament blowjob, Fuck Or Die, its actually suck or die, Dubious Consent, Dubious Science, dick pressure measuring doohickey, Blow Jobs, Multiple Orgasms, Overstimulation, Bondage, Crying, Discord: WinterBaron

Word count: 2453

Link: Rigged to Blow

Excerpt: 

Bucky looks back down, starting to hyperventilate. Zemo is evaluating him with that mercury and chocolate gaze and seems to decide something that has Bucky automatically tensing in his bonds. Nothing good has come of that look. He swallows nervously. Zemo quirks a smile at him, coy and amused and dangerous. “No need to worry, James,” he purrs.  “No need?” Bucky says, his voice breaking on the last word. “How am I supposed to -”

[codenamesazanka]

give this kid a little beak and some scale, he’ll just be the splitting image of hikikomori Spinner

look! they have the same hair. the same too long, flat, unwashed shut-in nerd hair. probably the same depressing style sweatshirt and the same geek manga.

what if AFO looks at Spinner and sees a weak, pathetic nerd he wants to control; sees a sullen young man who should be staying locked up in his room; sees the perfect opportunity to give a quirk to further control this kid

no wonder that hand looked so ominously gentle

i have no point here, i’m just having fun. but it would be cool if AFO giving a quirk to Spinner backfired in the same way.

also terrible but imagine AFO feeling a soft spot for spinner because he’s weak and pathetic looking, then combine that with Tomura. it’s like having one whole yoichi again

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

Atheists imagine you're immortal but you're constantly being chased by the Christian baby from the hypotheticals. Like it won't kill you if you touch it but if you do touch it you become a Christian baby too. Would you shoot the Christian baby

[sinnabunii]

i like fukuchi’s character, but not him, i like him in the wet cat kind of way. like, he has nice tits as seen in that one episode but

i would trade him for a cold french fry

[alovelyburn]

People like to say that if Guts became an Apostle he would have to sacrifice Casca, but it’s obvious that if that happened, everyone would wake up the next day without any swords.

[verm1c1de]

not sure if anybody has noticed, but i think,,,, i think hes supposed to be giving the middle finger 🖕

[eurotastic]

thing is literally known

[minutia-r]

also this is a satisfying number , might as well enjoy it while it lasts

[ross-hollander]

L + ratio + butterless + no whales + hearse + second hearse

[chamaleonsoul]

i am. sitting down. making patterns. inside my house that is very well ventilated and usually cool.

why.

am.

i.

sweating.