ii name realization
Steve cobs actually has a name, Steve,
His name isn't corn cob, while the contestants are just called what they are,
What if in the actual real world that mephone4 has avoided objects actually have names, like in hfjONE, but sense mephone has only ever known cobs or just couldn't think of names, they just got called what they are?
Imagine being an ii contestant finally entering the real world, and everyone is very weirded out that you do the equivalent of introducing yourself as "human person" or "homosapien guy" instead of saying an actual name,
To a contestant it's a weird situation of realizing you're missing several key traits of being a person, like a name, a background, a childhood, as far as the government is concerned you don't even exist,
While to regular objects, these strange almost but not quite people are going around functioning on logic regular people just can't, flaming paintbrushes, psychic candles and spoons, healing from things like broken limbs in just a day cause any longer is inconvenient, (looking at you knife) falling from hights that should kill someone and being fine, summoning teacups from literally nowhere for comedic effect mid conversation, (looking at you taco) doing things a regular person can't, they don't have names, they don't have actual jobs, it's genuinly like cartoon characters come to life trying to function in a real setting,
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he’s traumatized. he’s an Aquarius. he’s got more love in his heart than he knows what to do with. he’s battling Lyme disease. he takes his coffee black. he named his dog aubergine. he named his cat khoshekh, like darkness. he’s Jewish. he’s weird about mirrors. he has a complicated relationship with his mother. he has a complicated relationship with reality. he can’t pronounce Michigan to save his life. he writes fanfiction. he’s petty. he squeals over baby animals. he thinks spiders are cute. he finds beauty in all things. he’s a bright shining light in a weird, dark little town. he’s a gay character with a gay actor established in a time where it was dangerous to be any flavor of queer. he’s love poured into the shape of a radio host. he’s a tax evader. he’s not very good with social cues. he’s everything and nothing all at once.
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mods r asleep post humanized 4x
finished catching up on tpot it was peakkkkkk but i am so scared of one. also working on little clay and felt dolls of 4 x and 2
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POV: You walk into your boss’ office to make a report but her partner is sitting on her lap. You have to do the report anyway.
Am I coping a bit from episode 8? Maybe. But I’m still in a Henceforward AU choke hold so... a bit of Whiterose for me.
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So can we get an all women’s season of physical 100 XD I’m pretty sick of the constant “well they’re not physically strong so our team is going to suck” it’s pretty fucking annoying when it happens to literally every single woman contestant :/
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i'm still stuck on the purgatories so here's a list of purgatory 2 moments simply off the top of my head that deserve to be remembered:
aimsey ducking all of axolotl team alone in a cave with literally half a heart
goose gang fucking descending on the raccoon base and absolutely wrecking shop
ethan crankgameplays clutching up for team panda during the capture the flag game by being the only one hanging out in the center and periodically checking the chests, earning them a shitton of flags and clutching multiple rounds
crow team's egg taking 0 damage
pac doxxing goose gang's egg in the last second
shelby shubble as the last member of her team online writing a letter to aimsey and sharing the world's most devastating ten minutes before her team was eliminated with one of the eye creatures (coco? i forgot lol)
badboyhalo absolutely fucking DEMOLISHING the battleship event on like 2 hours of sleep and a dream
wuant(?) stealing a tv from the battleship event and then playing portuguese ice age on it for the crows lmfao
tubbo djing for his team while waiting for the time for a goose gambit
theguill CRASHING THROUGH THE FUCKING CEILING of the raccoon team's hidey hole like the fucking kool aid man in a last effort to save his team and 4v1 or 5v1 ing team raccoon; he lost but that was such an epic fucking moment
theguill and etoiles pvping and each hyping the other's skills the entire time
seapeekay escaping cellbit and baghera and then stealing their boats and rocketing past to tease them about it; that shit was iconic
kenny going mad with power collecting sand on literally day 1
the english speaking squirrels taking actual physical notes on portuguese phrases (i think)
lgbtiba
i may add more this is an off the top of my head list but like got DAMN i like these events :D i like them a lot
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I was in a baking contest in a Barbie Dreamhouse and the judge was none other than Anna Kendrick and my cake almost won but Anna Kendrick nearly chocked to death so she did the logical thing and stole my parents' car because she hated that she almost died so much.
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3 Stages Infection Contest!!!!
This is an contest about my own virus, 3 Stages!!! The pictures you’ll see will be Among Us because that’s the original thing it came from. But it doesn’t have to be Among Us OC’s! Can be your Sona or another fandom character/OC!!! After these 3 pictures, you will get the rules and end date!!!
Some rules:
-no p*rn
-no NSFW
-you can pick one or more of the stages!!! I do not care which one!! It’s your choice!!!
-please be kind with other contestants or you will be disqualified.
-end date is: April 1st!! So Fools Day!!!
-send your OC’s in by reblog or tagging me in the post!
-gore is allowed
-be creative
-HAVE FUN!!
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shockingly i dont think ive ever posted any of my knightformers texaid here???
knightformers belongs to @archie-sunshine 🥰🤙
also in case it isn’t obvious the first comic is a reference to a little scene in polyhexians fic, which i consider one of the texaid gospels so if you havent read it you should read it
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May i request mkulia🙏🙏
YES YOU CAN they've infected my stupid stupid brain....i may actually fully draw the 2nd pic sometime instead of it being a very sloppy sketch
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gremlyn's danganronpa: despair time x limbus company au: hell's chicken edition (in which arei is also the ultimate conflict escalator)
the number of students who canonically can cook is actually rather high, but with 17 of these bastards running around there's bound to be Multiple incidents... (more yapping under cut!)
drdt cast's canon cooking abilities notes:
-) has cooked in-universe: eden (ch1e3 baking + ch2e1 breakfast), hu (ch1e5 dinner), levi (ch2e1 breakfast), nico & veronika (ch2e3 breakfast), charles (ch2e4 cucumber flowers... do they count?? but he can cook eggs by ch2e8 so i'm putting him here)
-) implied that they can cook: min (ch1e3 baking; afaik eden does most of the steps but she was there for the scene and understands the processes so i'll just put her here), rose (ch1e3 baking + ch2e6 lunch: "i was apparently supposed to help cook this meal"), j (ch2e1: "...the last thing i feel like doing is cooking"), arei (ch2e1: "but i also don't want to cook. what to do...")
-) stated in qnas: whit (best cook in the cast, specialty is french), david (can cook decently but is usually too lazy to), xander (has a weak sense of taste and compensates by adding in Too much flavor, so his food is inedible to everyone else)
-) disaster in the kitchen: teruko (ch1e1 investigation + ch1e5 dinner uses this exact wording, but i assume this mostly pertains to her bad luck fucking up electronics since she makes her own food throughout ch2)
-) unknown: ace, arturo (afaik these two's cooking ability have never been mentioned so far!), mai (we barely know anything about her. so)
i split up all 16 sinners (replacing whit with mai, since arei banned him from the competition) into four teams of 4. i initially tried randomizing it while sticking to my personal rules of "xander and arei in different teams", "arei and eden in the same team (so they can cook together once before arei's character development)", and "hu in the same team with a 'sabotager' so she doesn't win", but i eventually decided to just make the teams manually. in-universe you can see this as arei rigging the votes.
this didn't end up as chaotic as canon limbus, but i guess that's what happens when most of your cast can canonically cook, so you have to provoke them to beefing with each other...
-) team 1: xander, ace, j, david. there was not enough common sense to counter xander's tastebuds and he learned absolutely nothing. sad!
-) team 2: arei, levi, nico, eden. there was not enough hater energy to counter arei's sabotage. also arei had fun even disregarding all the sabotage she did but she won't admit that (yet)
-) team 3: rose, arturo, veronika, mai. it's less "food" and more "abstract art piece" that horrifies their poor client, inflicting 10 sinking potency and 8 sinking count
-) team 4: charles, min, teruko, hu. with hu's guidance they actually made a really good "family restaurant"-style chicken dish. the ones where it's a big portion for a family to share. they try to get teruko to carry the dish but min realizes and stops teruko from touching the plate. Unfortunately teruko's luck kicks in and min ends up dropping the dish anyways
-) won by default: mai secretly let whit in team 3's kitchen and let him cook a backup dish just in case every team fucked up. papa bongy accepts the dish and they eventually un-distort him, making him mvp of the mission and winner by default!
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hi i dont think im finishing this thing 😭 retiring this wip to my blog for yall to see
Kaalaa Baunaa as a Javanese-inspired ronggeng (dancer), it’s also connected to the Medpoc garment idea!
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This might not be a new idea, but do you think that RainWings would be bartenders? Cause I TOTALLY think they would be. With all their rainforest fruit that could be fermented, who knows what boozy ass drinks they've come up with?
Also drunk dragons are really funny to me lol
OH YOU KNOW IT BAYBEEEE
Rainwings feel like they'd create some fucking BANGER drinks. like knock-you-on-your-ass-if-you-haven't-grown-up-with-it drinks. A drunk Rainwing would be quite a sight, I can't imagine their "composure" of color sticking after a few good drinks, but I don't think it'd be a clear read- just this watercolor painting of shifting whorls of color as each thought registers with 100% sincerity and totality. Rainwings party hard, this is an undeniable fact
Rainwing bartenders probably wouldn't be a full time job but I imagine a "party planner" role being something that comes up in Rainwing life. Probably before major events or for parties they would temporarily jump the fruit queue, so to speak, and have a bit of social currency/power for setting up the party. In a flight without much power struggle/economy, I think a good bartender is as much a respectable position and authority in Rainwing matters as the main gardeners or builders. I also would imagine they would have a building or area for fermenting drinks.
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