Just a bbbbbunch of umami and a sprinkle of Grendel doodles, bc I realized the meager amount of umami’s on main is not even a fraction of how much I actually draw her
Rare flavor of twiggy umami
PATREON
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a tragic tale from my dnd campaign in the form of two memes
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@angerdriven asked: ❝ if you’re here to kick my ass, you’re going to have to get in line. ❞ smh
" i am not here to kick your– " she cuts herself off with a huff. forgiving as she may be of some of his behavior, even she must admit that sometimes, his attitude is a little difficult to work with.
" violence would solve nothing, anyway. no, i am only here to make sure you don't do anything you will regret. it seems i have earned the role of babysitter for today. " though, if he wanted to do something impulsive and / or reckless anyway, it isn't like she could really stop him. vision or not, she's no match for his stubbornness.
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was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.
to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:
kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him
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until death do us part?? WRONG death bringth together. based off this ask i got
they are so dumb i love them
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twilight sparkle's tamagotchi resurrection services (stay up all night hatching an identical replacement pet)
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Fun fact about the underworld saga:
‘558 men who died under your command’ from The Underworld, combined with ‘43 left under your command’ from Ruthlessness, doesn’t add up to 600 men.
Which means that the guy who fell off Circe’s roof and died is canon to Epic the musical.
Edit: it’s confirmed!
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I really want to explore Tim “rich kid” Drake spending time with his friends and them just slowly realizing that Robin is even weirder than they thought.
Like, Arrowette complains about some press event or something that her mom wants her to go to and Robin just starts listing off advice and unspoken rules and tells her to absolutely avoid the shrimp cocktails unless she wants an early out, in which case the correct amount to eat is one and a half shrimp with only a bit of cocktail sauce, which will be enough to change her complexion and convince people she doesn’t feel well and allow her to escape to the restroom, then she just needs to slip out one of the windows-
Or Wonder Girl commenting on, like, a science fair project or something and he just goes “Science fairs are the worst. Everyone wants to buy your services to make them something, not understanding that you’re richer than they are and that an insult to you could lead to you buying their parents’ companies if they don’t shut up. They’re lucky I have an even temper…” WG: “…wat.”
Superboy is like “man, Superman’s trying to convince me to clean my room. What should I do?” and Tim just stares blankly at him because nobody has ever told him to clean his room before and he’s never cleaned his room before and he had no idea Clark was so cruel and-
Impulse: “Hey, Rob, pass me a can opener.”
Robin, staring into the drawer, fifteen can openers right in front of his eyes: “We don’t have one.”
I just want Tim to inexplicably not know some things because he’s never had to know them. I want him to explicably know things because he had to know them. I want the things he does know and the things he doesn’t to be totally backwards to everyone, who are all wondering why Robin knows how to hotwire a car but does not know how to work a vacuum cleaner.
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To this day I still think "I wish squids were real" is the funniest example of ascended canon ever. Like, the first Splatoon game comes out, someone makes a Miiverse post just saying "I wish squids were real" (already peak comedy), "I wish X was real" becomes a meme in the Splatoon community and gets reposted everywhere.
Then two years later Splatoon 2 comes out and
Literally iconic
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let’s go divorce speedrun babey 😇🫡
pov you’re aunt wu 😌
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