#criminal minds shitpost

[piqtescue]

another branch of the scooby gang- ur welcome

[evsstolenhearts]

Criminal minds fanfiction is wild. Bc we COULD use a case from and ep and insert a reader but INSTEAD, we make up the most disgusting, revolting, horrible murder cases.

Like, we could use scratch or even the womb raider or ANYTHING but no, instead yall deciding to have a guy in Maine kidnap woman going back to their cars, kill them, stuff their body with their groceries and rape their dead body for a week.

While theirs intense romance between reader and a nerd

[babiebom]

Wowow rewatching criminal minds from the start I really dislike Haley(this is hitch’s wife right?)

Like I understand that she wants him home but DAMN I don’t even think she works?????? Like when he’s home he helps with the house and child care (so he’s obviously not a bad guy to be married to)

He’s gone all the time but he’s WORKING. It’s not like he’s cheating or leaving to leave. He’s saving LIVES like actually an irl hero. And you’re mad because his life goal is to save people??? Like damn you’re obviously living in a good house, and from this episode it looks like she’s cheating

So like stfu? Like DAMN I’m mad my super hot husband who loves me is good at his job like I would understand if she was worried about the danger but every time she’s mad it’s because he’s working?????

Like MAAM from what I see they don’t even have to put the kid in daycare bc she doesn’t work like be happy? Or like get your own job so you feel fulfilled? Idk like this isn’t a pick me thing it’s more like if your main problem is that your husband works too much and you’re alone in your big ass house then I think you’re not dealing with any problems. Like if them being in danger was her main concern I would understand but it’s not lmao

Or maybe it’s bc I prefer being alone and would be fine with this as long as he’s safe like ohhhh noooooo I have my big bed to myself and my baby loves me and my husband is good at his job and obviously not a cheater and he makes big bucks so we can afford this house oh noooooooooo

[runnyeggsworld]

how do I tell the guy I’m talking too that I will never want him as badly as I want this pipe cleaner with eyes

[womenloverlmao]

Oh my gosh I love criminal minds

*unhinges jaw and swallows series whole*

[blackest-soul]

Y/N: hozier is my new crush… i am so over spencer reid

emily: baby, you were never under him in the first place.

Y/N: im gonna murder you in your sleep, em. No law will convict me. Hotch will represent me!!!!

emily: i know i should be scared but it is really difficult to be scared of a 4’11 beb.

jesus spencer, walking in: hey

Y/N: guess where are back to square 1 huh.

[palmettoshitposts]

Supervisory Special Agent Kevin Day, banging his hands down on the interrogation table: WHERE'S THE VICTIM'S HEAD?

Neil Josten, in a gaudy hawaiian shirt, pink twirly straw hanging out of his mouth, handcuffed to said table: Well, I don't know, Agent. I must have dropped it on my way in here!

[ihavemanyhusbands]

Single braincell moment and it’s just this

[piqtescue]

I would appreciate some context for either of these??

[singedvampires]

cm fans that think spencer was ugly in season one are embarrassing. like that's cool buzzfeed but just look at him

[taamistuffbox]

criminal minds stuff i made during my daily 8pm cig and beer break

also i took the time to edit that one mlp twilight meme if anyone wants it ↓ lol

[rabidwordjumbles]

I’ll be like ‘I don’t have a type’ but I do. I do have a type .and that type is intellectual but a little silly men.

[just-your-local-cryptid]

Criminal minds, the X files and Hannibal don’t take place in the same universe but I’d think it be really funny if they did.

[runnyeggsworld]

spencer in glasses>>>

he’s literally such a cutie i could cry 😭

[imagining-in-the-margins]

“There’s a whole ‘nother side to that woman.”