#criminal rambling

[tyxaar]

A compiled list of various severe crimes committed by one Mr Scar of the Good Times, exact counts pending. Cannibalism (Multiple counts) War profiteering Trading of Souls Grave robbing Fraud of multiple varieties Racketeering Arson (Like a lot of it) Unethical experimentation Acts of Terror Spiritual possession Contract killing Sale of human remains Ritual sacrifice Oathbreaking Violation of the real life Geneva Convention Deceptive marketing Kidnapping Desecration of a sacred place Whatever tf Area 77 had going on Insider trading Extortion Patricide Matricide Unsafe building practices Holy war Desecration of corpses Market manipulation Treason Tax evasion Murder (Lots and lots) Large-scale extreme vandalism Mass enviromental destruction Political corruption Identity fraud

[incognit0slut]

WHAT THE HELL DON’T GET MY HOPES UP!!!

There’s a chance it might be just prop and they say he’s on an assignment somewhere but OH MY GOD LET THIS BE REALLLLLL

[nereidprinc3ss]

being obsessed with a show that is twenty years old is so hard.... i live in constant fear that the community will die and it will just be me screaming into the void about a man who was twenty four years old when i was born. spencer reid lovers we are so so brave for persevering

[reidsdaisies]

me @spencerreid

LOOK AT HIS HAND IN COMPARISON TO THE PIZZA AND CAT

[spinningspencer]

He's so hot when he talks

[samuel-de-champagne-problems]

My Mind Turns You Into Folklore

After a night spent splashed out over a cheap bottle of wine and double chocolate cheesecake, Spencer makes a promise. In seven years time, if he and his best friend, Y/N are still single and unattached to anyone, they’ll get married. There’s just one problem: Spencer is already in love with her.

A marriage pact story between two people already head over heels for each other, but take seven years to realize.

Part I: The Prophecy — June 25, 2011

Part II: I Look In People’s Windows — February 14, 2012

Part III: The Albatross — May 15, 2013

Part IV: Guilty As Sin — August 3, 2014

Part V: The Manuscript — April 29, 2015

Part VI: Fresh Out The Slammer — July 9, 2016

Part VII: So High School — June 25, 2017

[phoenixkaptain]

My favourite part of Dick Grayson as a character is that he is never afraid of Bruce.

Like, Jason has his fear of disappointing him, Tim is a bit intimidated and has his hero worship, Damian fears that Bruce’ll kick him out the way he thinks Talia did, but Dick?

Dick is so unconcerned about Bruce at every possible moment. Even the earliest comics had Dick calling Bruce lame to his face. Dick works with Bruce and his partner for years and they understand each other on a deep level and Dick multiple times calls Bruce a fucking square.

Dick does not tell Bruce anything. He does not write home. If Bruce wasn’t in the room with him when Dick got called to go somewhere, I’m pretty sure Dick would not have informed Bruce that he was even leaving, let alone where he was going. The Teen Titans joined the Peace Corps, they were in Washington for at least a few days being trained, and Bruce finds out that Robin joined the Peace Corps from a newspaper. Dick does not tell him anything.

Dick and Bruce have such a fascinating relationship to me because Dick really doesn’t treat Bruce as his dad so much as he treats him like a particularly obnoxious older brother. Bruce treats Dick like his little baby bird who he cares about and doesn’t want to get hurt, but Dick is over there like “ugh, Bruce is so overdramatic” while he nearly drowns for the fifth time.

In early Teen Titans, there’s no question that Robin is physically the weakest member. Aqualad and Wonder Girl both have super strength, Kid Flash’s speed means that he doesn’t need super strength, but Robin is by far the easiest to capture. He gets caught very consistently through the early issues, albeit people can only catch him if they take him off guard, but it’s a lot easier to catch him off guard in early comics. Robin is the brains of the group, the others look to him for direction and depend on him to make plans that will work and panic when Robin gets nabbed because what will they do without Robin??

Robin gets captured a lot in early Batman comics too. Robin is the ultimate damsel, but he’s never really in very much distress? Like, Bruce and the Teen Titans are distressed, but Robin just looks maybe a bit surprised and bored. Robin never seems to take his own mortality into account when he does things, meanwhile literally everyone else does.

Dick only ever really gets annoyed with Bruce. He bever gets mad at his teammates, even when they question his ability. For the most part, Dick doesn’t even respond when they underestimate him to his face. I have no idea what’s going on in Dick’s head, but he isn’t a part of Aqualad and Kid Flash finding each other and him annoying in their first team ups and he never gets upset when they don’t believe in him.

Then, on the other hand, Bruce calls the music Dick is listening to noise, and Dick immediately is annoyed. Dick and Bruce having a turbulent relationship is more apparent later on in the comics, but Bruce is truly the only one in all the galaxies who gets under Dick’s skin as much as he does.

And it’s funny because fandom likes to paint Dick as bitter that Bruce didn’t adopt him, while I think Dick would have blown his top if Bruce even tried to adopt him. Dick had parents, he never views Bruce as a parental figure. Don’t get me wrong, Dick loves Bruce. Bruce does so much for Dick and Bruce is protective of him and Bruce is open about his affection, but Dick just doesn’t view him as his father.

I really think Dick views Bruce as more like a guard dog than a father. He talks so casually to Bruce, but he’s more formal to other adults. He complains about Bruce not trusting him, but doesn’t care when his teammates don’t trust him either. He views the rich billionaire vigilante who can take down a god in a fight as fucking lame.

Their relationship is amazing. They get along great. They’re a perfect duo, they work in tandem, they’re absolutely unstoppable together. If Bruce talks too much Dick will roll his eyes. They trust each other with their life. Dick is never telling Bruce anything. Bruce says “I guess I can spare Robin for a minute” and Dick is like “I would be perfectly content to never return home for the rest of my days.”

Of all the Robins, Dick is absolutely the one who respects Bruce the least. He loves the guy, but he just canNOT take him seriously.

(Do you think it was the time Bruce sent a box of bats to someone? Or the times Bruce gets captured and has to be rescued by his damsel side-kick? Or the way Bruce is like an overprotective mother, coming this close to reminding Robin to wash behind his ears? Or the way Bruce lets Robin say whatever he wants and never gets upset or offended or even hurt?

Or, maybe, Batman tripped on his cape once, and Dick just can never forget.)

[forestwaterfalls]

yall i think my kitten likes hotch lmao

[spritehouse]

pt. 2 of "hey lex, how's it going?"

<- part 1 | part 3 ->

[ralvezfanatic]

i never noticed his little birthmark right under his ear oh my gosh ??

[reidsaurora]

Prentiss, on the phone: Hey, Hotch, can I borrow $5000?

Hotch: Why do you need $5000?

Prentiss: For an escape room.

Hotch: What kind of escape room costs $5000?!?!

Prentiss:

Prentiss: Jail.

[reinanova]

the look on reid’s face when he watches morgan take out the big gun on the jet in season 5 episode 19 omg

put him down as scared and horny

(a super low quality gif that i made bcuz it was important for you to See TM)

Bonus:

[incognit0slut]

This scene is my roman empire. As much as we all agree that early season spence is a sub (let’s be honest he’s such a twink) but I do believe he’ll actually surprise you because LOOK AT THAT KISS!!! The man is so touch starved he’s kissing like it’s his last fucking meal

Like I wonder if he didn’t stop himself how far would they actually go

[whotfskai]

I don’t want to be a hater but I do not like when people do x reader tags when it’s literally an oc they have their own name and look and in the fic it like heavily describes their look like that is not x reader and it’s not even like they put it just to get more recognition they don’t even put x oc like idk I feel rude for thinking like this but I’m not trying to read a fic and then it talks about long blonde hair bruh 😭

And it’s not even a bad written fic it’s amazing it’s just the tagging that’s all

[reidsdaisies]

and the award for cutest smile of the century goes to.. drum roll please.. matthew!

[avis-writeshq]

this could get me cancelled but here’s my hot take of the day:

i don’t think everything should be for everyone. that’s why there are things called demographics— some things are more suited for different people. the idea that everything has to be ‘one size fits all’ or there has to be a use for an item for everyone is (in my opinion) kind of silly. there are household items that are made to assist those who are disabled. there are clothes that are more suited for a certain body type. it’s going to be inevitable.

the same thing could be said for fan-fiction. i see a lot of people berate writers for only writing for fem!reader and i think that people have to remember that fan-fiction is written by individuals for the internet for free. it isn’t going to be perfect, nothing is, but that doesn’t mean that you should bully an author into writing for male!reader or gn!reader either.

a lot of authors write because they enjoy it. a lot of the time they write because it relates to them and they want to share it with the world because they think that the work they’re producing is worth it. and a lot of the time, it is. if you want to see more diversity in fan-fiction, it’s never too late to start writing yourself. a lot of writers would write different readers if you ask nicely. a lot of them are still trying to learn.

tl;dr: not everything has to be for everyone. don’t bully people into writing things to fit your liking :))