#crochet joke

[hubblespacemission]

crochet guy 1: yo guys i found a way to create an adjustable loop so that you don't have to create a chain and you can work in the round

crochet guys 2 and 3: no way dude that must be magic

crochet guy 1: you'll never guess what i'm gonna call it

[boycritter]

it’s always why the fuck did you make a periodic table blanket what’s wrong with you and never how was the periodic table blanket was it fun being crushed by your own creation

[crochet-the-ninth]

Can’t make Ianthe’s onion soup without the secret ingredient

[knit-with-it]

Yarn is short for Yarnold.

[randaccidents]

SLAMS THIS DOWN ON THE TABLE

CROCHET CAT CCCC

ALL OF THEM HAVE A SQUEAKER INSIDE BTW. THEY ALL SQUEAK

I rest my case (also shoutout to @duchesskatriel for the inside joke about omoriCCCC!Harmonia that led to this lmao)

[lavenoon]

Before domestication comes a good, thorough hosing down

So, uh. This was supposed to be a wet beast wednesday and "stinky sewer troll" joke in one. And then it got entirely away from me. I continue ignoring canon and living in my made up timeline of Severing Hell's Leash (if you look closely, you can see Angor wear his ring!), and in that timeline he needs a shower.

Also version without the water below the cut

[uncanny-tranny]

I love when people complain about dangerous drivers because... there are some dangerous drivers out there! However, the solution isn't, like, a surveillance state. The solution can be found (in part) in actually investing in free public transportation and a variety of transportation. The fact that we often live in a very hostile world for pedestrians and non-motorists is a travesty, and helps contribute to the mess that is driving.

You don't need to ban certain people from being able to drive. You need to pressure your local and state governments to actually invest in trains, buses, trams, taxis, public bicycles, well-maintained sidewalks and trails, and whatever may be best for your community. Banning certain people from driving isn't going to effectively keep drivers safe.

[kamiart]

kanji my best friend kanji

[victoriacoffee]

Made this a while ago, but since I'm posting some of my other old DSMP art from my Instagram, thought I'd post this too

[babygirltangerine]

made myself a gay little crochet tangerine. i like to soak him in beer and kick him through mud puddles

[voice-of-dissent]

knuckle tats that say "yarn" on your right hand and "over" on the left

[craftykap]

Meme Monday

On this Monday of Mondays, I thought I would share some funny crochet memes to brighten up your day. These were all found on my Pinterest this morning!

[stargatelov3r]

Ko-fi shop updates! ☕️

Some of you might know that I have my own ko-fi shop where you can buy stargate bracelets, stargate pride bracelets, pride key chains, and some other stuff!

I finally added pansexual and aroace bracelets!

How freaking beautiful is the aroace flag??? Hellooo????

As usual the simple two colored bracelets are also available, more options coming soon!

But behold! There are more pride items! Rainbow keychains! Yay!

And for the Whovians among you I also have a Tardis bracelet!

As always I’ll say: more to be added soon, I have many ideas but alas, so little time!

Tips are also always welcome! As are shares!

Thank you all so much for your continuous support!

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Discowing is done! Early 80s fashion goodness all the way down.

I'll be in this one of the days at Rose City Comic Con next weekend.

[pitruli]

You know the whole "my art teacher told me to stop drawing manga/anime!" thing? It always has been the opposite for me- Every time I showed my art to adults irl, their first reaction was to tell me it looked like anime... I never understood it and was taking it a bit badly cause I never saw the resemblance, I had never watched an anime and apparently so did they hahaha

Well queue the One Piece live action (and I suspect the brain surgery has something to do with it), and now my brain is completely rewired haha

I still don't think my art can really be compared like that ! But I have to admit on the week part now

[futurequibblerjournalist]

You can't convince me James doesn't know how to knit/crochet. He just does, Euphemia taught him and it helps him relax when he gets in his head because he gets something to do with his hands and he makes all sorts of shit