#crows squaking

[crowsquaks]

NaruHoshi gamer/streamer AU that's living in my head so I'm gonna write it out here and if it continues to live, maybe, I'll write a one shot.

Narumi is a very popular streamer/youtuber who mostly plays FPS and rouge likes. Still has a terrible personality but, like in the no.8, he backs up his terrible personality with his skill.

He's very entertaining to watch when he goes on COD and chooses to be a dick. "Hey chat watch this." Proceeds to get a 15 kill streak with throwing knives. (His ability gets him called a cheater often.) Most of his viewers come to watch him do really dumb challenges that boost his ego to pull off.

With his immense skill, the only time people ever see him distracted is when his lover is around. (It's so funny, people have compilations on when he's distracted off screen. "RT-0001 being distracted by LOVE.") No one's ever heard his lover on his streams or knows what they look like, but they have seen them in 1v1's. (Twin Blades is very well know in the community of not being a gamer, but still being way too good for how much they don't play.)

Narumi is surprisingly considerate of his lover's little care for fame, but its still Narumi, so he chose to be still be a brat and call him all sorts of pet names on stream instead. (Blade freak is pet name just like honey, pookie bear and buttercup. There's also a compilations for all the weird cute names he comes up with.) (Bastard is by far the most used in ... certain circumstances ... coughHoshinabeathisassina1v1againcough.)

That's all I got for now, lmao, get wreaked Narumi. c

[jajajaquefunny]

Who else finished season 7 of the dragon prince in one day?

(I cannot be the only one)

[I'm gonna need 10 more seasons]

[bird-btch-rambles]

God damn it i hate you for making me start thinking. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

But

May i present to the class:

What dinosaurs i think each mercenary could take down in hand to hand combat. (Note: i see this as their limits, they will get very injured but other wise be able to manage their own)

Scout: a Gallimimus

He is not particularly the strongest mercenary, but he makes up for that with speed. I believe with a well placed hit, Scout can very nicely take down a gallimimus.

Soldier: a Utahraptor

Ok hold on! Yes, the Utahraptor is bigger than him, however this man is a lead poisoned, american made fighting machine. Will he get bloody? Yes. But will he manage? Absofuckinglutely

Pyro: a Elmisaurus

I am ready to take heat for this. I do not see Pyro being good in hand to hand combat. They are an amazing arsonist! But strip away their axe, flamethrower, and all that and it’s just… pyro. Elmisaurus is still a tough dinosaur! Definitely not a weaklings choice, but not the strongest.

Demoman: an Adasaurus

@caillousweave I‘m sorry. He is strong, but not soldier strong. I don’t have much more to say on this one.

Heavy: i am saving for last :3

Engineer: a Latenivenatrix

I believe in him. He’s strong and stocky, plus Texas yeehaw. Again, it will be ROUGH, but he will manage

Medic: an Oviraptor.

Guy he got his shit rocked by a human man, he can NOT be in the ring with a big dinosaur. Sue me, kill me, idc 💙

Sniper: - a pachycephalosaurus

Based on my convo with a very delusional person who believes they can fight a Kapro (totally not targetted 💙) I believe Sniper could reasonably fight a Pachy. Again, not much to say on this

Spy- a velociraptor

COMPSOGNATHUS, THAT WEAK LITTLE BABY MAN WILL GET WRECKED BY A COMPY 🙄🙄🙄. Putting my hatred aside, he, like his son, is not exactly muscley like the likes of Soldier and Demo and Heavy. So, i believe he could crawl his nasty, puny, ugly rat ass out of this fight.

Heavy- a Centrosaurus

Big man needs a big challenge, and boy is this baby big. Not Triceratops big, but i believed Trike was too much. I can see Heavy grabbing it by the horn as leverage.

Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk

[offeyandflowers]

Now that I’m thinking about it that moment when Emily gets the first gift of the little twig heart from Aabria in episode 2 and everyone starts gasping and freaking out and then start clapping, that’s how I imagine a murder of crows would react to their fellow crow finding a really good trinket

[creature-crow]

omgg heard a knock at our door and it was our neighbors giving us treats for our cats??? cause my gf gave them food one time?? thats so sweet ;w;

[bird-btch-rambles]

I fear this is me bc the unfunny bit is the funniest shit in the world.

*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

[basement-bird]

Hear me out. What if instead of sleeping.

I write this stupid story and draw my friends as sea critters :D

[crowsquaks]

NaruHoshi AU "Fox Bride"

Look, I dunno if Hoshina is a fox or snake, but for the sake of the AU its gonna be a fox. If you want to fight me cause I'm wrong, meet me outside dennys at 3 am.

I can't figure out what would be the best, so chose your own adventure;

Narumi is childhood friends with Hoshina (a fox spirit) and for the summer he spends at his grandparents house, he spends all his time with him. Not really knowing his friend is a fox spirit. Sure, he knows the guardians of the town are foxes- but thats just made up stuff. He's a big boy who knows Santa isn't real and so aren't spirits. However, he feels a weird attachment to Hoshina. Which makes when it time to go back home for school, he makes a childhood promise, that when Narumi comes of age he'll take Hoshina as his bride.

Narumi is just living in the country side working as an adult when he comes across a hurt fox on the side of the road. Does it have rabies??? Narumi is sure it does, but he also can't just leave the fox to bleed out, so in the fox goes to his jacket. He's never taken care of an animal before, but he does his best to clean and wrap the wound for the night, making the choice to figure out where the closest animal clinic is in the morning. Only- in the middle of the night the fox turned into a guy and because the fox is of the 9 tales decent, the first one to touch them outside of family they must become the bride of. HUH?

Narumi is of the tengu while Hoshina is of the Kitsune and the two clans tradition every few years is to have one from the opposing side marry, to keep the peace. Except- Narumi and Hoshina can't stand each other, they've been squabbling ever since they were little kids and having known that they would one day be married. Made it each their own way to annoy the other into having the other get out of it but oops along the way they fell in love.

I curse the both of you to be in love with each other in different universes and pronounce you husband and wife.

[the-creative-crow]

Sometimes I try watching some videos/shows on mute to really help drive home how much harder it is for trans people to enjoy things especially on YouTube.

Idk if it's just me but I feel like youtubes autocaptions could be a lot better if they cared. Also scripted videos without captions are a sin, if you script a video it's not that hard to turn said script into captions.

It makes a bit more sense for nonscripted things like let's plays or podcasts/improv but I feel if they put in the effort it'd make a huge difference.

As someone who struggles with audio processing I always have captions on but I find that the autocaptions actually make it harder for me to understand.

Idk where I'm going with this is just rambling at this point

[bird-btch-rambles]

I feel like this image can be used for just about anything.

I just

😮‍💨

[creature-crow]

the hrt i take in the morning kinda looks like what a clown would take for affirming care

[deconstructthesoup]

All right, quick rundown of our new PCs:

-While Maxwell seems to be continuing Murph's D20 trend of playing doofuses (only broken by Riz in JY because, well, he was reprising his very first D20 character), it looks like he might actually be our first balance between Murph's two different types of PCs---he's a reasonable, level-headed, intelligent guy who also happens to be a bit of a clueless rich boy. Also, to my knowledge, Maxwell may be our first instance of D20 having a PC whose class itself is homebrew---not just a homebrew subclass, like Pinnochio being a Destiny warlock or Gorgug being a Barbificer... barbarian/artificer, but full-on playing a homebrew class. To that, I say hell fucking yeah.

-Olethra is, of course, continuing Ally's trend of playing the most blatantly queer character at the table, and this time, their PC is a starry-eyed transfemme with a deep sense of wanderlust. I was, sadly, wrong about her being an Armorer artificer---at least, for now, and if I had to guess, I'd say that the mech suit is so she's not at a disadvantage as the only level two character in a party of level sixes---but honestly, I'm really curious to see how Olethra's gonna level up. I don't think we've ever gotten a straight martial character from Ally before, and if Olethra doesn't take some artificer levels (or becomes an Arcane Trickster), she might be their first. (Liam doesn't count, rangers are half-casters.)

-Daisuke appears to already be beating out Lapin and Ricky for the title of "hottest Zac character," and after that incredible introduction... oh, boy, do I fucking agree. It's so fun to see Zac play a genuinely smart and crafty character, which is honestly more common than most people think---Gorgug eventually found his smarts and confidence, Lapin was... Lapin, Skip was very intelligent and just needed time to get used to being in a human body, and Pib was obviously a little scheming stinker. Seriously, though, Daisuke is a delight, I love that he's a Gunslinger, and I think we all need to appreciate the poetry of the comedy sniper actually playing a sniper. Who is also an old divorced outlaw who kills people who try to mess with his ex-step-granddaughter.

-Marya Junkova, the woman of my dreams. Once again, Emily has created a character who I will become unreasonably obsessed with, and I am not just saying that because she's spooky (my favorite D&D character asethetic) and an artificer (my favorite D&D class). I love her accent, I love her look, I love the idea of her being a happy-go-lucky adventurer who has been turned sad and cynical by trauma, and I am so fucking excited to see the lore behind the crow-thing she's gonna kill. Also, I'm all in favor of the headcanon of her being undead... mainly because my current character is also a steampunk-heavy, spooky, undead artificer with a gun and weird pets. They have a mechanical heart.

-If it weren't for Iga Lisowski, Van would be a completely different direction for Siobhan, but I am so stoked to see her play an IDGAF old woman with a sweet, supportive husband again. She's a badass, she's a bicon, and I really wanna know how she lost that arm. Not much to say about Van as of right now, I'm excited to learn more, and I can't wait for Siobhan to repeatedly wreck everyone's ears with that whistle.

-And last but not least, we have a beautiful return to the Kingston Brown vibes with Monty, who doesn't really appear to have that "chaotic entitled" energy that Lou found so appealing after playing Squak, though of course there's something to be said about him playing a famous author again. I love seeing Monty be all warm and paternal and supportive, I love how he really encapsulates the energy of your archetypical nature caster, and I love how there's a little bit of chaos wound into this big, comforting soul. Though... that being said, I do hope he's got a decent subclass under his belt. If you're not playing a Gloomstalker or doing an insane multiclass build like Siobhan did with Rosamund, rangers can be tricky.

[crowsquaks]

Kiis/Kaisagi “Uh oh we got married now let’s try for divorce”

So Kaiser, Isagi and the BM gang just won an important match, and are celebrating.

Something something happens and Kaiser and Isagi are drunk. They do something, it gets caught on video and put on the internet (ruh roh) and gains hundreds of thousands of views. Someone tells them … by some obscure German Law they are now technically married and it’s legally binding.

They find out, freak out and try to go get it imminently annulled- but it’s either the weekend (so they have to stay married til Monday) or it’s a holiday or something. (I don’t know how German court system works.)

So they have to stay married, and they agree to get divorced as soon as possible. Then Isagi says something along the lines “being married to you would be terrible.” Kaiser being who he is takes offense, “I am a great person to be married to Yoichi, in face you’ll regret divorcing me. In face it’s me who should be sad I’m married to a clown like you.” Que the competition of the two of them showing the other they’re the best partner.

Through this, they both individually realize they’ve been in love with each other while everyone else already knew that, and was just waiting for them to realize.

So they’re like… maybe staying married isn’t so bad? (They have an actual wedding a year later.)

(The whole time, this happened because Ness knew of the law and thought it was the perfect set up. He wanted peace from Kaisers puppy eyes every-time he looked at Isagi. Kaiser will have happiness if it’s the last thing Ness does.)

[illustrationist-of-the-stars]

To add onto Acheron!Yuu, Lilia's signature spell, Far Cry Cradle, can let him replay the memories attached to an object, so he could have been able to have Yuu's sword confiscated and brought to Malleus to show him. Silver could also, at some point, be able to go into her dreams and see either her in the past, or the absolutely terrifying prospect of Nihility, like with the Black Swan animation

' A Meeting Behind Walls and Closed Doors '

Feat. Dire Crowley and Lilia Vanrouge (honourable mentions; Malleus Draconia, Sebek Zigvolt and Silver)

Previous posts before this on the Yuu!Acheron AU: Part 1 / Part 2 / ???

[FADE IN.]

In the safe confines of the Headmaster's office does the masked crow allow himself a reprieve and sheds his outside demeanour of eccentricity and lets out a slight shudder,visibly shakened up and then releases a sigh of relief as his shoulders sag down by an invisible weight of responsibilities that come from the past experiences he had to deal with for the past hours or so.

Inevitably, he breaks the careful silence of the office and speaks to no one in particular, "unbelieveable, out of all the possibilities, the other potential cand-"

"Oh dear, you look like you've seen quite the harrowing spectre there, Sir Crowley."

"Ack..?!" Not expecting the sudden uninvited guest and getting cut off from his private musing's, Crowley lets out an undignified squak before trying to swiftly gather back his composure.

"V-vanrouge! Ugh, must you always sneak up on me like that? Just because you're masquerading as an admitted young student here doesn't mean I'm open to your version of a greeting..." The Headmaster spoke with a thinly vieled frustration and experation whilst staring upwards to the upside down bat fae currently on his ceiling.

Lilia in turn only gave an eye roll at that comment, the hypocrisy in it far to evident.

"Oh, please. Not like you don't do the same exact thing with the other children here whenever the opportunity presents itself to you, have you forgotten those explosive pop quizzes of yours with the colourful array of fireworks or is your own age catching up to you already?" The bat fae joked good-naturedly.

"Hah! Ironic coming from you of all people...now- wait, what are you doing here?" Dire Crowley said, realizing a bit too late of the incredulity of this situation he was unceremoniously thrust upon in.

"The ceremony just ended today and as the Vice Housewarden aren't you supposed to be helping the new first years settle in along with housewarden? Don't tell me you just finished and decided to pop in here for no good reason but to just bother me, I've unfortunately have no energy to entertain your whims right now. I have enough troubles to worry about as it is..." The masked crow said with slight exagerated tone in his voice.

"My, you certainly do have your hands full with these new batch of first-years this year, my sincere condolences....especially with how your going to handle that certain...young beastie that came in late and gave the mirror chamber there quite a disasterous dent to both it's walls and to your future financial saving's moving forward." Lilia gestured to the office's walls as if to bring forth the reminder of the previous fiasco when it happened just mere hours before they were having this unprompted meeting.

Crowley only squinted his yellow pupils from his mask for a mere moment in confusion before perking up in realization at the strange nickname and who it may be refering to, "Young Beastie? Ah wait, do you mean that girl...Miss Acheron was it? Atleast I think thats what she calls herself. Though I could've sworn it was something else..." He said whilst letting a finger tap on his lips in a thought like manner.

"Is that her name? Acheron...no last name?" Lilia inquired more throughly, trying to gather as much as information as possible. For what? That, he doesn't quite know. Yet.

Unfortunately, Dire Crowley only shook his head in an unafarmative 'no' before speaking up again, "none whatsoever. It might be due to foreign differences or other otherworldy reasons that are currently completely incomprehensible to me at this moment in time but if that is the name she wishes to go by then then so be it. It's not like we have any other information about her currently other than her unimaginable strength and abilities she seems to put under careful lock and key now."

"Ahah, otherworldly, you say? I had my suspicions about that during our little skermish together, the magic I felt by just being near her mere presence alone was overwhelmingly volatile and not to mention the aura that encapsulated her blade could've poisoned a mere mortal if they weren't experienced in shielding themself with defensive magic beforehand...it felt utterly wrathful." The ex-general and war veteran started periodically unclenching and clenching his recently healed and bandaged hand that took the brunt of the blade he had to previously stop from striking the Heartslabyul trio, least the ceremony turned up for the worst and became a bloodbath of all things...

He'd rather not witness something like that again, especially in a place like this and where his children are present.

"I have no qualms in disclosing that information since I feel anyone can make the connection with her destructive performance back at the mirror chamber back there so it's not something so unheard of anymore. Though the implications that comes with it is daunting..." The Headmaster told the ex-general with careful consideration.

"Hm, yes it quite is...I- wait a moment, is that I think it is?" Lilia Vanrouge said in suprise and apprehension as he pointed down at the new foreign object at the Headmaster's desk. The memory of it and it's holder is fresh in both of their minds.

Crowley in turn, stops and looks down back down at his desk and his eyes widened in realization at the shethed sword and scabbard.

"Oh, that little thing?I managed to bargain my way into making that young lady relinquish her weapon to me for the mean time since this is a college and a place of learning after all. What sort of backlash and rumours were to sprout if I were to let a young outlander wander around school grounds with a sword of all things?! Oh, the horror!" He spoke with an exageratted tone whilst putting a clawed hand at his cheek to further emphasize hie supposed 'horror' as the bat fae continued staring down the offending weapon before considering doing something that he might need to do for the safety of everyone he holds dear in this world.

Finally gathering his resolve, he looks up to the Headmaster again before speaking up, "...May I have a look at it for a moment? I need to check it for something if you don't mind."

Crowley in turn, if it were visible you'd know he had a raised eyebrow behind that mask of his, at the question before his expression slowly gave a resigned look at what he potentially wanted to do to satisfy his curiousity. "Be my guest. But ah, don't leave any obvious incriminating evidence behind on it, I don't particularly want that young girl to lay her suspicons on me if word got out someone touched her weapon if it's that signifacantly precious to her..."

"Oh, Sir Crowley, do you believe me to be such an amateur in a task as simple as this to leave a mark like that behind?" The bat fae gave out a theaterical gasp before putting a hand on his chest where a heart should be in a mocking gesture of being hurt.

"I'm wounded...Though, I suppose she did hold you at a sword's point momentarily there so I can't fault you for being a bit more on edge than usual..." He couldn't help but chuckle at the Headmaster's expense at the reminder, the question whether he deserves it or not is another debate entirely.

"Amusing, laugh at my pain even more will you? And after all the magnamoious deeds I've done for you lot...but besides that, are you going to cast your Unique Magic on that sword or not? I don't particularly sleep in my own office, mind you."

"Patience, Sir Crowley. A little banter never hurt a soul before has it?" The war veteran asks rhetorically while absent-mindedly running his hands and fingers on the ancient sword, feeling the ridges, patterns and the weight of long unimaginable history it may hold that he will hopefully make sure to find out all of it by the end of this meeting.

Dire Crowley only give a deadpan stare in return, silently urging him to just get on with it already.

"Oh, alright, alright. I suppose we've delayed this far enough...give me a moment, won't you?" Giving one last eye roll at the masked man, he makes brief eye contact with the object in his hands again before closing them to concentrate as he opens up his mouth to begin to recite the incantation of his Unique Magic...

"All is as if it were days long past.

No matter where it takes us,

it will all be over in the blink of an eye.

Far Cry Cradle."

After an immeasurable amount of time has passed, the masked crow decides to break his silence.

"Well?" He asked in an inquiring and slightly impatient tone.

With that helping the bat fae in breaking away from his reverie, his eyes shot open whilst the sharp pupils in his eyes seemed to have shrinked significantly as if just waking up from a long arduos nightmare that none should have witnessed, and yet he did as it is the price of such of the consequence of being a seeker of knowledge of the long past.

Lilia then releases a ragged breath like it was forcibly torn from his throat, the strong grip he had on the sword only thightened and if it weren't for it's unknown almost industructible metal, that sort of strength would've shattered it completely due to his own durability and trained strength.

Another thing to consider and take account of it's otherworldliness.

"This- This is... What was that creature? And the sword?"

"Sir Vanrouge, what ails you now? What did you see?" The Headmaster said in concern, trying to urge the bat fae of what he saw but unsure if he wanted to know himself.

Ignoring his question entirely, Lilia Vanrouge only looked back up at the Headmaster with resolve in his expression as he spoke back at him, "Headmaster Dire Crowley, I hate to say this but this....thing must be confiscated somewhere more secure and in under constant supervision, I must stress this clearly that it can not be given back to that beastie when she can not clearly be fully trusted yet or at all for that matter."

"Vanrouge, what do you mean by this?" The masked crow tried again with asking another question

Fortunately, he decided to spare him and answer it with haste to make his current new intentions clearer, "What I mean, is that this sword must be put in the right hands that can keep it in tight security, this is not a mere plaything for fencing or the likes! It's an artifact that holds incomprehensible power that you and I can't possibly hope to understand nor will achieve with out paying unimaginable consequences! So please, do yourself a service and peace of both of our minds in putting this object in the nearest current hands that can be hoped to atleast make sure it doesn't fall into the wrong hands when I know for sure you will not always be there monitoring to make sure it is.

I know I have made my vow to not meddle in your work and affairs anymore than needed to so long as it doesn't bring potential harm the Briar Valley and it's kingdom after the few attempts in whatever you're trying to achieve in this nonsense project of yours that includes meddling with that mirror but please, just this once, make an exception."

With those words said and now up in the air creating tension as they continued to stare eachother down, they maintained it before inevitably one crow gave in.

"....Very well. You are free to take it back with you to the dorm but if the young lady asks for it back again one day, I urge you to do so regardless of your personal feelings." Crowley spoke with finality, unwilling to move more than necessary from this sudden compromise.

Lilia only gave a grimace at that response, but reluctanly nodded in agreement before bringing the sword to his chest as if already readying himself for his own deperature, " I...can't quite promise that if the little beastie doesn't prove herself that she can be trusted with such a damning artifact...we'll just have to see in the near future but quite honestly, I hope it never comes to do that...the way I see it, the risks far outweigh the benefits it will bring if this sword were to be unsheathed from its scabbard again." The bat fae told to him truthfully as a last minute measure.

As if already knowing he'd get that type of response, he only nodded his head at that before speaking again, "Fine. Now as a student and vice housewarden of Diasmonia, I kindly advise you to go back to your dormhouse swiftly before you start to worry your dormmates now. They can't suddenly have two of their authrotive figures start to be absent wanderers now, can we?" He gave a hand gesture towards the exit as he spoke.

"No, They'd later run around aimlessly like headless chickens if that were to happen. Very well now, thank you for your cooperation on this matter, sir Crowley" He couldn't help but let out a chuckle at the thought. Before taking his leave, he gave one last half-smile to the Headmaster before disappearing entirely back to where he came from.

"It's been my pleasure, Mr Vanrouge. May you and your dormmates have a good prosperous time this year..."

As he finished speaking he couldn't shake the feeling and the involuntarily twitch of his ear at the sound of faint laughter in the air, coming from entirely nowhere but as if it was throughly entertained by the turn of events it was happening right before THEM.

Dire Crowley couldn't help but feel the weight lf his own mask grow heavier and heavier as each second passes as the mocking laughter continues before it ceases entirely.

"...for you and I will need all the blessings we can get."

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"Hm? Ah, Lilia. I was wondering where you wandered off to so suddenly after we helped Sebek unpack his belonging in his new dorm. He and Silver were being fussy about some sort of...incident that happen during the ceremony where you had to raise a hand to block a student or something of the likes? Is that where you get that injury from?...I was just about to- hm? What is that you're holding? The aura it's emananting feels....strange...

"....Yes, a little strange is a way to put it."

[FADE OUT.]

[END.]

Ohhhh boy, first time writing again after A SUPER long while so I'll admit I'm a bit rusty since dialogue was always somewhat the easiest for me for these kinds of things so if you see any errors in anything or some way to improve in writing things out better, let me know!

As for the part on Silver's own UM with Yuu!Acheron, I will be making it's own short comic with that because I sure as hell am not making this written monstrosity into one. Be sure to be on the look out for that next reblog! ;]

[bird-btch-rambles]

“ are you sure whatever you are doing is worth it?” Goes hard for no fucking reason.

Like

Huh!?

Well not anymore, I’m sorry ma’am i’ll get my ass right back in my pod, apologies for whatever the fuck i was doing 🫡

[thekeeperof-thefandoms]

Hello, oh my, damn... so english isn't my first language and i wasn't sure how to phrase it better so don't worry, i totally understand being uncomfortable and I'm sorry 😅

I did enjoy your version very much and i also think that you should definitely go for a crow reader cause that is such a cute idea!

- accidentally proposing anon

No problem! And since you're interested here's some very quick ideas I had about crow reader before I go to work today!

Alastor

Nothing phases this man anymore. Niffty literally gifted him a crown of dead roaches. So when you flutter excitedly and present him with a string of shiny can tabs, you've been collecting he accepts it graciously.

"You're quite right dear, these are incredibly colorful. Yes, very shiny are you sure you don't want to keep this? Oh! You made it for me? Well, aren't you just precious."

He makes it into a necklace or even something to decorate his horns.

Vox

Valentino likes light, you like shiny things, both of you tend to like being around screens and bright colors.

Except you don't just like screens, it's anything colorful or shiny. Actually sometimes it's not even that, its just random odds and ends that caught your attention for some reason. He gets it sometimes, textures, patterns, things like that.

But you have everything from soda can tabs to random buttons to rocks of various shapes, sizes, and colors. You have different sticks and pieces of wood you found that for some reason you then had to have. Pieces of mismatched jewelry. It's cute but it also clutters up space and he eventually designates one room for your stuff and tells you to keep it condensed. You do, and swear it's organized, but it's all just a jumbled mess to him.

He's in his lair, observing all the many different cameras, looking for some wannabe actress who owed him money, when you bounce in, barely stifling excited squaking. He sighs fondly and turns to you, knowing he's not going to be able to concentrate until he sees what you want to show him.

It's a collection of your molted feathers, the best ones, sleek and iridescent, bound together with some colorful twine you found and attached to it is a miniature glass jar filled with colorful, shiny bits of plastic, metal, and rock, and corked shut and sealed with hot glue.

It makes a nice rattle sound when he shakes it and the feathers are nice to pet and run his fingers over and..."Did you make me a fidget toy? From....random stuff you found? That's, that's actually really cute, thanks Doll."

He downplays how much he uses it, but it's literally on his key ring, so you know it goes everywhere with him and if during long meetings his staff are subjected to the consistent background noise of little shiny bits rattling around in a jar, then that's their problem.

Lucifer

As you may have noticed Lucifer also tends to collect things he has no need for. But he might need it one day! Between the two of you it does get to be a bit of a problem, so you both agree to sort through and condense your piles.

It takes days cuz you guys keep stopping to show each other cool stuff you guys have. Then, several more days just to get through his numerous rubber ducks. Eventually it's down to a single room where your collections have merged. Each item carefully chosen and presented to one another like expensive jewelry or other such luxurious things. But it's a cool rock you found, a giant bronze spring, a box full of candy wrappers with clever sayings, and a scrapbook with various brightly colored pieces of cardboard from snacks, toys, shoes, literally anything, that caught your eye.

It's anyone's guess on who adds what, but you do both have to agree on it before it's added so you don't hoard things again.

That's the end, but maybe I'll go back and add Adam and some of the other characters later. I just wanted to get my initial ideas down before work.