#cue the chaos

[eggcromancer]

Thinking about Moon with his nightcap covering one eye like an anime character asgsdjdkf

[shu-box-puns]

I've got this image of Dad!Tsu’tey from my Father-son-shenanigans AU turning up in ATWOW during the aftermath of the SeaDragon, specifically on that one rock. And he has no idea how he ended up there, but whilst Jake and Neytiri are quaking at the sudden appearance of their dead friend (visibly aged from the joys of fatherhood), Spider pops out of the ocean.

Naturally, Tsu'tey only has eyes for his son, and immediately gets launched head first into Protective!Dad mode at the state of him. He looks like a drowned rat, has several sluggishly bleeding cuts along his body, his stripes are faded more than his Spider ever allows. Not to mention, his dreads are matted at the scalp and are in desperate need of a retwist. But most alarming of all, none of his other family members (The Sully's) seem to remember to check on him in their shock of discovering Tsu'tey's presence.

Since no one else seems to be bothering, Tsu'tey helps Spider out of the water, noting the shock on the boy's face as he hesitantly takes Tsu'tey's outstretched hand.

<"Are you okay?"> Tsu'tey asks, as he has done for countless years. And horrifyingly, instead of Spider replying with "yes Dad," or "no Dad" Tsu'tey gets a-

<"Yes sir.">

Spider has never referred to Tsu'tey as 'sir' before. It's either 'Olo'eyktan' when he's in a mood and wants to get under Tsu'tey's skin, or 'Dad'.

<"Sir?"> Tsu'tey repeats with a curl of his nose. <"Who the hell is sir? I am Dad to you. I have always been Dad to you."> And of course, Tsu'tey is dead in this universe, and Spider has no clue who this strange forest na'vi is. Not to mention he's had a very long and emotional day surrounding another father figure.

<"Dude, I have no idea who you are.">

Cue:

Tsu'tey from my Dad!Tsu'tey AU looking at Spider in our ATWOW: "Watch out kid because you're about to get the strongest and most stable support system any clan has ever seen."

BONUS:

If Spider were to admit to Tsu'tey that Quaritch is alive (he's only known the man for an hour but Eywa does he trust him to keep Neytiri from mauling him):

Side Note: Tsu'tey has it all under control, and now has recruited Neytiri to go hunt down that dead beat dad.

[thcrin]

TED LASSO 3.06

[myfamilycrestisthedemonofdeath]

Unhinged reader shenanigans with 141

Gaz: tf is that

You, sitting on top of a towel with a container of dark, wriggling somethings in it, raising your arm and showing it to him: a hickey

Soap: a what now???!

You, grabbing one of the dark wriggling things and putting it on the spot on your arm: either a really dark hickey or a bruise

Price: where'd you get a hickey? and IS THAT A FUCKING LEECH?!

You, proud while making sure the leech latched on: I found the leeches and wanted to know if they really treat bruises, so I gave myself a hickey to check

Ghost, deadpan: wtf

[acourtofquestions]

Yrene: Okay, let’s try a hypothetical: You have six people & four chairs what do you do?

Chaol: Build two chairs.

Nesryn: Sit on something else.

Aedion: Like the floor.

Aelin: Or some-ONE else. *uses Rowan’s knees as a footrest*

Rowan: *looks to Aelin* like your husband, the soon-to-be footstool.

Lorcan: You all are weaklings, who even needs chairs?

Elide: That’s impractical. We could just borrow two more.

Lysandra: Yes, Elide, let’s just *air quotes* “steal” two chairs.

Elide: I don’t think you have to use air quotes if you mean what you’re saying… and also that’s not what I meant!

Aelin: Yeah, Lys, see: we could just burn all the chairs, so it’s even ground *winks*.

Sartaq: She’s right, the wink helps… though we really should have some more legal options.

Dorian: Wouldn’t we be better off buying BEFORE stealing or committing arson?

Manon: Or we could just save ourselves the time and skip to the solve.

Dorian: Which is?

Manon: Kill three people.

Dorian: … I thought the problem only requires two people to die?

Manon: But you do agree, at least two must die.

Asterin: That sounds fair enough to me.

Lorcan: No, not fair at all! — Elide never lets me kill anyone!

Yrene: *interrupting chaos* For the love of gods, how did we get here?! This is supposed hypothetical I used to give to 12-year-olds. It should require 0 deaths!

Asterin: Death isn't murder.

Chaol: YES, THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS!

Aelin: No, the question is: DID they die OR were they murdered.

Rowan: It’s true, not all deaths are murders.

Lysandra: yeah, some people just “die” in their sleep *winks*.

Aelin: THAT’S MY GIRL!

Elide: *muttering* Or in meetings of their lucky.

Yrene: *head desk/face palm* I’m going to go mark off trust falls in my list of “team building” exercise’s.

[veloriium]

they go on silent late night runs together and hang out in space

[sadlynojellybeans]

If Epic the musical existed in the riordanverse I just know that Apollo would have done anything in his power to be the one singing his own part, even if he had to make up a whole mortal facade to seem legit

[kaurwreck]

I don't think any well written work with unreliable narrators can be understood if you're disregarding everything from those narrators— understanding where and why they're unreliable is key. That requires discernment rather than bright line rules.

Otherwise, the narrators wouldn't be unreliable. They'd be reliably dishonest, and that wouldn't make for a compelling or relatable story.

[knickknacksandallthat]

now all i can think about is matt asking jean if he and kevin have bumped baguettes yet and the chaos that follows

anon, the gift that keeps on giving...Matt's completely inappropriate use of french pastries:

*Jeremy, Jean, and Kevin return from hospital*

MATT: Hey, you guys are back! Great! We have a question for you.

AARON: *sliding hand over face* oh no.

DAN: *pointing finger at Matt* Matthew Donovan Boyd, don't you dare-

MATT: so, I mean, clear this up for us if you can, boys. What exactly are you doing with Kev?

JEREMY: *visibly confused* You mean...other than taking him home from the hospital?

MATT: And?

JEAN: And what?

MATT: Come on, Moreau, don't play dumb. Tell us - are you and Knox bumping baguettes together with him?

JEAN: *deadeyeing matt now* What.

AARON: Jesus fucking Christ, Boyd.

ALLISON: Shush, don't stop them - I'm recording.

MATT: Dude, I'm just saying - are you putting the tang in his tart? The cream in his eclair? The flake in his croissant? The meringue in his macaron? The pain in his au chocolat? The tutti in his frutti?

KEVIN: *brow furrowed as he turns to Jean* Are you suddenly opening a French bakery that I'm unaware of?

JEAN: *handing his coat to Jeremy and rolling up his sleeves* Boyd, in the name of Kevin's honor and justice for all of France, prepare to have your ass kicked.

Part 2 to this ask

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Coven of Chaos: Day 526

Agatha: “Has anyone seen my glasses?”

Wanda: “Why would you need those? I thought you said they were only for aesthetic purposes so you could look like a - I think your words were “like a hot bedraggled librarian witch””

Agatha:…

Y/N: *wearing Agatha’s glasses* “Unholy Moley Agatha! You’re as blind as a bat?!”

Wanda: *trying them* “umm that’s an insult to bats, at least they have superior hearing to compensate for their vision”

Agatha, snatching them up: “HEY, I heard THAT?!”

Y/N: “Maybe she’s actually been a bat all along?!”

[marcsnuffy]

Ideal bllk fic is a sitcom situation where the Mikage earphones are suddenly on maintenance for a day (or more) & Ego and Anri have to give the announcement in, like, seven different languages

[sirenofthegreenbanks]

im wondering how much of zhou zishu‘s anger in episode 10, when he finds wen kexing digging a grave for the four sages of anji after they died trying to protect the glazed armour, is him being shaken at seeing his zhiji‘s attempt at a futile task. at seeing wen kexing going through the exact same thing zhou zishu has gone theough, is still going through, and also responding to it with a repent that eats away at his insides just as it does for zhou zishu. zhou zishu himself is carrying the nails, putting them inside him is his way to pay for his debts. they eat up his life and cause him constant pain. he is never allowed to forget for even a minute. wen kexing has caused these senseless deaths, after underestimating the consequences of his violence, and is now locked in an endless futile cycle of making something whole that is already broken. he is trying to dig a grave using a sword, and when the sword breaks halfway through, he tries to continue using the broken pieces. zhou zishu is angry with him, the four sages meant to him that there is still hope in this world, that you can still live a quiet and gratiyfing life far away from corrupt power struggles and still be happy, only needing your zhiji and nothing else. that this kind of life is possible, in a world such as theirs. they also form a parallel to him and wen kexing. zhou zishu and wen kexing both have their demons, and they are aligned in their wish to lead such a life. but wen kexing caused the four sages‘ deaths by exploiting these exact corrupt power struggles, he doesnt want a quiet life, he seems to want only chaos. it is as good as spitting on his and zhou zishu‘s shared dream. but how much of that rightful anger and hurt is zhou zishu‘s pain at seeing a reflection of himself in wen kexing? of wanting wen kexing to hurt as much as he does, wanting him to stop with doing something that doesnt matter anymore? wanting him to repent, but repent in the right way? wanting him to search his own soul and find what it is that causes him to want to be so chaotic and ruthless? to think before causing yet another catastrophe?

[senseioftheseidiots]

You know what else could make this fandom a little healthier? If he had more chances to go absolute APESHIT- So here's him having enough and summoning the illusion of the devourer for the sake of bringing fear into his enemies souls.

[youredreamingofroo]

and to finish off my long-winded morning, here's an outtake from my inner child post! I really REALLY like this render (trust me) but I couldn't really figure out what part of the script would fit here without having to write out filler/more stuff :P

plus at the time I was already flipping the script upside down and just completely fumbling everything so 🤷‍♂️ I had to scrap it, also I felt like it didn't fit the theme of the inner child post, to me it kind of implies/feels like it implies something deeper or darker whether it be the same or different theme.

[lupismaris]

rewatched the opening of the black sails pilot just to feel something there is lightning in my cardiovascular system fuck

[thedreadpirateholmes]

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