#cut the crap

[sowhatifiliveinfukuoka]

The Clash (1985)

[mychampagne-mybubbles]

ALL OF THOSE VOICES ANON

Regarding that anon about #aotv doc including so destroying pearls as:

how hurting it is for Lou to see fans not accepting his child

how strange it is to have fans belonging to the lgbtq community being a straight man

pushing on the H wanted out of 1D narrative to achieve the success that was meant for him…

This cannot be true unless he wants an exit ticket from his own career. As simple as that.

I totally expect the documentary to be promotion itself but there’s a difference between being the smoker-drinker dude and kill your fanbase and gain GP hate in just a second.

As much as we consider interpretations and else in this fandom everyone speaks the same language and would understand the same things out of these affirmations. This choice would be just stupid.

[krskrash]

[ms-understand]

[wise-and-witty-words]

Or become scorched earth. You know who you are.

[charcarts]

haha, so there's this Pokemon TCG art contest 😳😳👉👈...

Please check out the other round 1 guys here!

[weedle-testaburger]

in light of recent events (massive F for ice adolescence)

[hellenhighwater]

Hmm....how hard can large scale mosaic possibly be? I feel like my plans for the room I'm working on could use something really shiny and impactful and maybe I want to make a fold-down cutting table and maybe I want to do it out of mosaic, even though that will be ungodly heavy.

It's a fun idea. I'm not sure if it's a good idea.

I haven't done mosaic since a one-off high school art class but I feel like the component skills are ones I already have, sooooo....

I have been keeping to a blue and gold celestial theme for both my guest room and my art workspaces, because if and when I move those spaces are likely to be combined. Cutting table, even though it would be for a different room, falls in the same vein, so I'm thinking something with a nice dark night sky and maybe some branches or leaves...

[ruelpsen]

Happy 8/8, my vorny friends. Take this offering of my first-ever vore/internal POV audio. Five minutes of gurgles, heartbeats, and of course burps as they'd sound from within as I try to get comfortable on my bed, occasionally taking sips of soda. Why is my stomach so noisy and why is it hard for me to get comfortable? Well, that's for you to decide... imagine what you will and have fun with wherever your dirty mind takes you. ;)

This was far more laborious from an editing standpoint than anything I've done before, but I honestly had fun with it! If you enjoyed this and want to hear more, feel free to throw me a tip ($ruelpsen) or reach out via DMs regarding audio comms!

[violent138]

I feel like Jason would wind up married for some reason and just not tell anyone. And then one of his henchmen, while fighting the Bats during one of their weekly ideological disputes on how to handle a shared problem would go, "No wonder he hates you guys, you're ruining his damn honeymoon!" and all hell would break loose.

[saltyfryz]

SUPRISE POKEMON TAG GAME!

SHOW ME THE POKEMON TEAM YOU 🫵 WOULD HAVE IN REAL LIFE! AND TAG YOUR FRIENDS TO SEE THIER OWN TEAM!!

If ya want to! Feel free to ignore this if you want(or if you ain't into Pokemon)😊

HERES MINE!!

Slot one- Infernape

Slot two- Dreadnaw(I FUKING LOVE CHEWTLE SM ISTG)

Slot three- Crobat

Slot four- Hydrapple

Slot five- Curuledge

And then slot six is a tie between Greninja, Skeledurge and Tarountala THEY'RE ALL SO CUTE AND I CANT CHOOSE BETWEEN MY BABIES

As for the tags, I nominate! @nebuladreamz @voidedpumpkin @sunny-inajar @smokbeast @art1sty @archangel-fucking-judas @amberluvsbugs @scrambledmeggys @missterious-figure @duhsty1 @crazybookcat @kandidandi and anyone else who wants to as a participant! :D

[pinacoladamatata]

both hands full....

[wolfgang1097]

Disclaimer: I do not condone in anything disturbing nor inappropriate with any of the subject matter involved. I also do not condone in any trolling either.

"White Spy is the Snow White of Spy vs. Spy," White is pure and wholesome," and blah blah blah...

You've got to be kidding! I'm sorry, but if you think and even headcanon that White Spy is pure and wholesome and even portray him as a hero all the time while treating Black like he's a spawn of Satan, then you're living in a fart bubble! Just because White is great with animals, especially dogs, does not mean that he's a "good boy," and I have proof of why every single claim about White Spy being "angelic" is all a bunch of bullcrap:

Plus, there's this part when he threatens the plastic surgeon into making a clone of himself just before that one graphically violent scene that I exposed back in late-January or early-February:

Then there's this scene where he thinks this random old lady is Black in disguise and tries to attack her, only for the old lady to kick his ass:

In my honest opinion, White deserved it. In another paperback strip he forces a Black Embassy geisha at gunpoint to have a clam form a pearl around a bugged microphone. It is from a paperback that I don't have a physical copy of as of yet, but that one is from "The Fourth Declassified Files of Spy vs. Spy," which was later reprinted as "Missions of Madness," I think. Once I have saved up enough, I'll be looking forward to buying it off of Amazon just like I did with my only paperback (as of now), "Masters of Mayhem," back in January. Also, there was a strip called "Operation: Altered Ego," from the paperback "The Third Dossier of Spy vs. Spy," where White plays a really cruel (and very disturbing) prank on Black after the former read "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde." This results in Black turning into a Mr. Hyde version of himself and ends up being taken to the nut house, all thanks to White using his love for literature to his own advantage despite that it has been used against him on other multiple occasions. That incident is proof that White has set up harsher, more callous, and disturbing traps for Black, and I am not surprised as I am beyond positive that this obviously isn't the only time he has pulled even more callous pranks on Black; remember what he did in "Operation: Maid of Steel" (which was made into animated short towards the end of the first season of MADtv 23-24 years later) from the same paperback?

Anyway, this is my point and I am dead serious: stop calling White Spy wholesome, pure, and good because I have evidence that proves otherwise! He may be great with animals (*cough**cough*Operation: Operation*cough**cough*) and can be a softy deep down inside, which shows that he does have standards, but that does not mean he is pure and wholesome!

No, I am not defending Black Spy either. Though I am sure he probably has standards as well, and might be a softy deep down inside, too. I mean, according to the wiki (which may not be 100% valid, of course, though), Black has been shown to be empathetic towards civilians, which is something White usually exploits at any given opportunity. Not to mention that Black also seems to be great with children, apparently. To anybody who loves antagonizing Black Spy, when you say you love White Spy better yet have tons of artwork torturing Black nonstop more than artwork of White, you are openly proving that you're a hypocrite, so why don't y'all do a lot of us this favor: cut the crap and leave Black alone!

This post was not meant to antagonize White Spy; this post was meant to expose him. Neither spy is good nor evil because the comics were not supposed to have the good vs. evil element; they were intended to represent that war is worthless. Both Black Spy and White Spy were meant to be equally sadistic, psychotic, and callous towards each other. Don't get me wrong. I mean, I love both Black Spy and White Spy equally because I think they're both simultaneously adorable and insane at the same time. Either way, I am sick and tired of people portraying one spy as good and the other as evil. I mean, this whole "white is good" and "black is evil" misconception and stereotype is nothing but a bunch of stupid crap. Seriously, this whole good vs. evil element headcanon in the Spy vs. Spy fandom gets on my nerves and it needs to end NOW.

I do not claim ownership of any content. Spy vs. Spy belongs to the defunct MAD Magazine and the late, great Antonio Prohías.

[reflections-in-a-critical-eye]

Guess what comments I'm enjoying the most During AYS? It's everyone saying "jimin is so pretty" , "jimin looked so pretty" especially from last episode like yesssssss get that mask and hat off of that man's face let me see his beautiful pretty face like let the world feel grateful to be breathing the same air as you pretty boy 😤 I was sooooo tired of seeing that bucket hat and that mask.

Yes! Enough with that stupid bucket hat. Also, how good did he look here after an afternoon out on the sea?

I also need Jimin to stop with the "I'm not as handsome as you guys". Enough is enough. False modesty or he actually believes that or he only sees himself as cute...Whatever. He needs to know that he's just being ridiculous atp.

And the glasses 😭 I know he can't wear them permanently, but I will appreciate our chance to see him wear them for quite a bit.

[1833outboy]

riff with patrick, manchester 29.10.23