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dragonpyre · 1 year

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Harry Potter au where the rail strikes affect the train to Hogwarts and now all the wizards have to figure out Uber

#based on me needing to wake up at 5:30 to catch a 7:00 bus to get to the airport #cuz fuck me I guess #anyway sorry for posting Harry Potter in 2023 #Harry Potter #text post

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saragrosie · 2 months

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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings

#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways #I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr #martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous #hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth #he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm #one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in #it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane #my art #the magnus archives #tma season four #tma season 5 #tma #tma spoilers #tma fanart #tma podcast #the magnus pod #martin blackwood #jonathan sims the archivist #jonathan sims #jon sims #god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude #jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why #jonmartin #good god what is their ship name #jmart #tma jmart #jmart fanart #“ceaseless watcher. show me this guy's balls”#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme

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druizard · 3 months

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Grymforge take 2: Electric Wizard Updo Boogaloo

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x3n0-is-loading · 2 months

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render practice :3

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pluviatrix · 8 months

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astarion origin playthrough going...well? / big man WHY are we announcing that we got ghaik'd in front of god and everybody. it was for the achievement i swear.

#astarion #bg3 #do i get to tag everyone cuz theyre here?#im gonna do that.#gale #wyll ravengard #karlach #halsin #minthara #lae'zel #shadowheart #BAM BOW TAG APOCALYPSE #in my astarion playthru EVERYONE was trying to get in his pants it was fucking hilarious. MIZORA. ive played two playthroughs before this #and mizora NEVER EVER came onto me....astarion has game. it may be pathetic soaking wet rabid animal game but its there. i guess.#ant art

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bookrat · 10 months

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A pair of Scutellosaurus have a disagreement

#scutellosaurus #sculpture #paleoart #I didn't paint the first one looking on from the first pic #other sculptor wanted to do it so I said sure whatever just keep it simple cuz I want to make a flock of these guys #and I guess he didn't believe me or something cuz he went all out on it and I got stuck trying to match that nonsense #like what the fuck dude #anyway there's 3 now but what if I made 4 smaller juveniles to go with them #can I just have a giant flock of armor birds

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puppyeared · 3 months

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my brothers been playing elden ring recently and he let me draw his character ^_^

#cant remember the original context for drawing his character pinned against the wall by Malenia #i just remember thinking it would be funny LOL. he really likes her armor but doesnt like the foot gear cuz of her weird toes #i think theyre supposed to be prosthetics...?? but im not really interested in playing elden ring so i didnt bother to look it up #i think the preceptors set especially the hat looks really cool.. i love how the brim has stars and planets shaped like a solar system #so cool.. the sanguine noble robe and travelers chestpiece have to be my favorites but i also like the night maiden headdress #its just a little hard to pair it with other armor pieces bc i like things for The Drip. the gloves with the cloth lining are soo pretty #he also gave his character a cool blind eye by making the left eye white and then adding a scar over it and it SEVERELY FUCKS #he let me pick the hair and i went for short hair cuz it felt the most practical. but he doesnt give his player character any kind of #backstory either so he doesnt think abt it that hard. too busy fighting eldritch bird fetus dragons i guess. i like rya though #my art #myart #doodles #oc #??? sort of?????#elden ring #malenia blade of miquella #elden ring malenia

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uc1wa · 10 months

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given the line of work that batboys do i think it’s safe to say that they do not care about fucking you on your period. they are so desensitized to blood that it means nothing! they are fucking you raw with a towel underneath baby!!!!

#well of course this just came natural to me #especially jason #he genuinely does not care #and when he finds out that the pleasure subsides your discomfort he is fucking you DEEP #i guess this can apply to any vigilante but shut up especially batboys cuz they are desensitized to fucking everything LMFAO #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #jason todd x reader #dick grayson x reader #tim drake x reader

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pepperpixel · 22 days

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Initial drawings of that old man… I literally, I haven’t finished reading the book of bill yet!!! I had to stop and take a break for a week to feverishly draw fanart of myself petting fords floofy hair and giving him attention and shit…!!!! The urge was too great….!! I’ve literally. I had a crush on this guy the instant he was first REVEALED in the show, but I did not have the artistic prowess to draw good looking old men back then… but I do now… thank god… thank fucking god

#gravity falls #ford pines #stanford pines #self ship #self insert #si x canon #it me #doodles #I got a haircut! so my hair looks different now.. as haircuts tend to do lol #anyway… yeah… I LOVE HIM… GRAHHFJH #the confirmation that he rlly is just sad and lonely and insecure and craving attention and validation #OHH FORD BBY.. WE R THE SAME #like… ghghg i loved him already just w his prickly nerdy outer shell but knowing more about the vulnerable center is GREAT. ITS AWESOME #also hes a smart nerdy guy who can do science and expirements and shit which is ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS FOR A CHARACTER TO DO #u kno im all about scientists….#I couldn’t draw ship art back then 1 cuz I didn’t kno how to draw old men and 2 cuz I was like 13 lol… which would have been wierd #but I’m an ADULT NOW. GET OVER HERE FORD #also it didn’t even rlly cross my mind TO draw that stuff cuz even tho I did love ford #self ship and x reader sorta stuff was not NEARLY as popular back then.. like I specifically remember it like. booming in popularity #at some point. but being pretty rare before that. anyway. thank u passage of time and trends and new gravity falls book for introducing #me back to fictional man I love. so I can now draw myself smooching him and shit #hell yeah.#13 is probably not actually correct I do not remember exactly which year fords reveal was in…#but I was probably older then 13.. but still #the point remains lol.#also omg. the bit in the book w the goth moth. ‘ur probably into this sorta thing right?’#I AM INTO THAT SORTA THING FORD. thank u book of bill for being written specifically @ me. the immersion it’s great.#like ur so right ford I AM edgy and goth how’d u guess that tee hee. eyelash flutter #aLSO PLS IGNORE MY FINGER BEING IN FRAME IN THE LAST PIC. I was drawing in a tiny bound sketchbook #so I had to hold the paper down to keep it flat. and. I didn’t feel like censoring my fucking. pinkie finger out of the image

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hecksupremechips · 7 months

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Akihiko becoming a cop is something that simply doesn’t happen in the coma route cuz Shinji would see that shit and be like Aki what the actual hell is wrong with you

#persona #persona 3 #akihiko sanada #shinjiro aragaki #akishinji #i guess #im making it that way lol #see if you know me you know i actively avoid p4 arena like the plague both cuz i hate p4 and cuz #i simply have no interest in how the p3 characters turn out if this is whats being done to them #i seen how akihiko and mitsuru look I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH I WANNA EAT GRAVEL #the only character i care about is ken really i approve of him getting to be a funny teenager i love my baby boy so much #but i watched the akihiko social episodes for reload and he talks about becoming a cop and i was just like. of fucking course 😞#we just cant escape this shit huh theres always gotta be a cop character for some reason #i consider this a bad ending for him cuz even though atlus and their copaganda loving asses would probably looove to tell me otherwise #theres literally no way shinji would stand for that shit like my guy has beef with the kirijos and was a homeless addict #so you know cops wouldnt like him and hes seen some shit #they had to kill him cuz hed tell the truth sldjks #i definitely am gonna explore this dynamic in my fic but you know. no way in hell is aki gonna be a cop on my watch lol #maybe he can be like. a PE teacher or some shit akskkls

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nature-documentary · 2 months

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She’s gonna be a star!

#golden kamuy #ienaga kano #I finnnnallllly got around to watching this movie and naturally. two characters that speak to me #I wasn’t gonna post cuz it looked a little samey to something else I drew but fuck it whatever.#I can do anything I want forever #can anyone guess who my favorite gk character is.

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starrysharks · 1 month

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i want to delete my twitter account so fucking bad

#i grew my following off of anime stuff and now i'm into completely different stuff and i feel like posting about it -#will alienate my audience way too much #(if you wanna know - these days i hardly even watch one anime a year)#i wanna post about the fuckin saw movies and postal and weird video games and metalocalypse and music i like #and i want to post about my ocs without it feeling like i'm speaking gibberish to a crowd #but none of my followrs GIVE A FUCK #also i find it impossible to make friends on twt 😭😭😭😭 i have like 5 mutuals i'd consider friends #but alas i have too many industry pro followrs to just deactivate #and 40k followers is invaluable as someone whose only form of income rn is comms #tumblr has similar problems but at least i can talk about my ocs properly cuz of tagging #i don't like how monetized my account has become it feels so fucking disingenuous #it's just retweet retweet retweet post art retweet retweet #if twitter went under it'd be a blessing in disguise for me #oh well. suffering from success i guess #maybe one day i'll move accounts and KILL STARRYSHARKS ONCE AND FOR ALL #this is all 13 yr old me's fault #sorry for ranting/venting ig??? on main lol

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lunealys · 4 months

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which character in obm do you think is the most yandere for mc and why?

CRACKS KNUCKLES OKAY (there will be spoilers from nightbringer so just a heads up)

In my opinion it's definitely a tie between Mammon, Leviathan and Belphegor. Mammon In the OG it's been stated that Mammom oversees all forms of greed, and we know how he is head over heels for the MC as well as possessive. (well the rest of the boys have possessive tendencies towards the mc so lol) In Nightbringer we actually see him go super possessive over the MC to the point his brothers struggled trying to get him under control. Although it's been resolved, I still wonder if he'll be able to go that crazy like that again @ the MC. He is the Avatar of Greed after all, he makes it known to everyone that the MC belongs to him only and that he was their "first." Leviathan Avatar of Envy, enough said. I do remember in the OG (whether it was in one of the pop quiz events or the main story, I'll have to dig later) he did say that the MC is his. Either way I do believe he can be the most yandere for the MC. This jealous serpent??? Obviously. The MC is his idol, his angel, his player 2. I genuinely think he can be a terrifying yandere too. Iirc apparently he was supposed to be a canon yandere but they scrapped it? Correct me if I'm wrong but that's pretty much all I can say about him for now, It's not much so sorry. u __ u Maybe I'll edit and add more later. Belphegor He's a canon yandere (mmNNFF YUMMY). In Nightbringer his yandere side is shown more in Lesson 33-14 , Where he tried to keep the MC from going back to the human world (in MC's case, back to the future) by putting a spell on them so they feel tired. He's so wants the MC is to stay and to keep for himself and it shows, not just in nightbringer but pretty much anywhere. Dude got jealous/angry in Lesson 55-18(OG) where if you choose the option "I'm worried about Lord Diavolo." Belphie responds with "sO yOu cArE mOrE aBoUt lORd dIaVoLO tHaN mE?" What a spoiled, bratty, yandere bitch baby. Also a scary yandere. Tbh I can't really choose but it's between these three. Sorry for any typos btw. Honorable mentions: Lucifer , Barbatos , Diavolo

#i'd b biased if i chose belphegor cuz he is my fave but at the same time he IS a canon yandere #but i AM biased so LOLLL #I think everyone has a little(or a lot) of yandere in them cuz they are canonically possessive over the MC anyways #these are just my thoughts of course. I personally would love it if the game got even more dark and more demons being demons(tm)#idk tho i'll take anything i guess considering how some ppl in the fandom(well the louds ones) don't like dark stuff #and go ''nooo BOOOO THEY'D NEVER BE YANDERE' despite everyone being fucked up in their own way #i feel the game is too cheesy sometimes LOL but oh well it's still a fun game #i went absolutely INSANE over Mammon and Belphie being super possessive/yandere in NB.... solmare please MOREE #anonymous #lune answers #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me belphegor #yandere #spoilers #obey me spoilers

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greeen-bean · 22 days

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What type of 'Die a hero or live long enough to become a villain' shut is Netflix PULLING RN!!!!!

Either they'll nuke a show after 1/2 good seasons for really no reason, or give it a handful of seasons that progressively get worse until its the most unwatchable shit imaginable

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amygdalae · 1 year

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ALL OF MY BARD CHARACTER'S SAVE FILES HAVE DISAPPEARED.

#THEYRE GONE.#what the fuck #i mean i recently deleted some save files from early in their playthrough to make disc space #so theres a small chance i accidentally fucking nuked their entire existence. but im pretty sure i left a good half of their files untouche #that was last week #i kind of hope it was a stupid mistake on my end and that the latest patch didnt do this cuz that would suck more to me honestly #guess im gonna have to make Wren again! theyre fucking gone #thats so sad. theyd just hit act 3 and everything #haley plays bg3

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sparkdoesart · 3 months

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Isat siffrin and loop short animatic thing for my au~

Spoilers for the secret ending!

So much i wanna talk about with these two~

But alas, I'll keep it to myself for now,

#hehe #say hi to my human loop design lol #sorry guys but the cat ears are cannon to me </3 #also.#dont pay attention to sifs hand that one time #i struggled on that for 40 minutes #this is not a ship thing btw</3 #if. it wasnt obvious from the “siblings” part #i feel like i wanna explain this a bit #after act 6 they get separated cuz loop died but also kind of didnt?#so when they reunite loop feels a lot of guilt and “anger”#theyre not really mad but they want sif to fuck off #sif will not be doing that #and thru most of this its supposed to be loop trying to be angry and push them away while sif is being very.#self depricating and basically. begging them to stay? or. i guess wrong word.#hes very adamant that if theyre going to fall theyll do it together #but they kinda feel bad about it?#idk #“hand (loop) in unlovable hand (sif)”#isat #isat siffrin #isat loop #isat spoilers #isat act 6 spoilers #in stars and time #my art #isat creature au #i wish i made loop look more angry during the “and i hope you die”#but either way im so proud of this #i use to suck at drawing humans

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