#dad jonn

[eielaitsellensa]

average small town finland activities (drinking es, hanging out on random steps) featuring some patho kids.

[dc-sideblog]

AU where J'onn J'onzz, who contributed 1.573% of Superboy's DNA but is the last of his kind and misses his dead children, raises Kon

[moonlightcycle571]

It’s always ‘bad dad cap’ until the JL actually meet his ‘kids’. The JL then decide they would each take a kid to see if they can get some info. It goes as well as you expect

Diana, after taking Mary for a girls night out

Diana: Never again

JL: ???

CM: what did she do now

Diana: tried to take over Themesquira

CM: Mary!

Mary: IT WAS TO INCREASE EFFECIENCY

CM: WHAVE HAVE WE SAID ABOUT CAPITALISM

Mary: … not to enter its thrall

CM: because …

Mary: *sighs* you’ll end up bald like Sivanna

CM: Good.

Superman, coming in with Pedro

Clark: nope no nu uh nada

CM: what happened?

Clark: HE BROKE MY FORTRESS

CM: the for three of Solitude?

Clark: I just wanted him to show him how strong fortress was

CM: and he took it as a challenge?

Clark: HE TOOK IT AS A CHALLENGE

John Constantine, throwing Eugene at Cap:

Jonn: NO KIDS IN THE HOUSE OF MYSTERIES. EVER AGAIN.

Euegene: IT WAS TECHNOLOGICALLY DEFICIENT

John: NOT UP TO YOU TO CHANGE THAT

Flash, being dragged in by Freddy

Freddy: Oh hey guys 👋

CM: what you got there?

Freddy: He said running would do me some good.

CM: … okay fair

Hal, in the corner: unicorns are nice, unicorns are bad, unicorns are real, it’s aaaalllllll in my head

Darla: :3

CM: …

Darla: want some skittles?

CM: you’re all grounded

Shazamily: OH COMME ON

*ten minutes later*

JL watching the kids be buried in the ground - their heads. Suddenly they understand a bit more now.

[lazerswordweilder]

Nightwing gets hired as a hero for the Justice League, they all know him as the vigilante protector of Blüdhaven and didn’t realise he had a connection to Batman.

They think he’s mind controlling or something because Batman immediately trusts him, then one day they’re in the Batcave and Nightwing walks out of an elevator still half asleep and says ‘morning dad’ and the Justice League all have different reactions

Flash is mad that Batman never told them but also thinking about the implications of this and the jokes he’ll be able to make

Superman is happy that Batman has emotions and is opening up

Jonn has known for years due to mind reading

[leth-writes]

yandere Tim Drake x meta reader part two

summary: we find out more about what life is like now for the reader.

Warnings: The usual for my blog!

Tim had luminous green eyes. They were the most sickly green, almost glowing, you’d ever seen, pale and round and sunken into his skin like you could see the skull beneath his skin. It was like he was secretly a corspe walking around, without a soul. Sometimes you did think he didn’t have a soul.

Tim had basically changed your life completely in the span of a week. He was still the only one in the general population who could really see you, but he introduced you to his family, the Waynes, who were all able to see you as well, though none as clearly as Tim could. It was like there was something in the water that transformed their reasoning and observational abilities; you couldn’t even sneak down to the kitchen to grab a bite to eat without Alfred, the tall, lean family butler, greeting you. Though, most didn’t look you in the eyes. You thought it was because they had noticed how uncomfortable you got at direct eye contact, though Tim continued to stare into your eyes like he was trying to yank your soul out through your face. It was stressful, but you didn’t have any choice; you owed him. He’d got his dad to practically adopt you, letting you stay in the manor and giving you a whole host of things you hadn’t seen since you were a child, including the softest blanket you’d ever felt, and Bruce had gotten you a private tutor named Jonn, who was also able to see you. Jonn’s presence was a soothing balm on your frayed nerves, though you were loathe to admit that Tim was the cause of your anxiety. There was just something about him, afterall.

You had a new family, and things you could leave in your room without worrying they’d get stolen, and cute clothes, and a tutor… it was a better life than you’d ever had before. Yet, you felt guilty. Weren’t you taking too much? So, you approached Jonn one day, asking him to create a bracelet that would limit your abilities and let you be seen. It was the only way to be able to get a normal life and pay back your generous benefactors, though they insisted they didn’t need the gesture of kindness.

Jonn had complied; afterall, it wasn’t too hard to create one off of pre-existing schematics that were commonly used for cases similar to yours. He had gifted it to you in front of the entire family, who clapped and congratulated you. All except Tim, who leant in the corner with his arms crossed, looking out the window with those distant green eyes.

It had only been a week since you got the bracelet when it first went missing. You searched everywhere, high and low, including getting the others in on the search, to no avail. You had only the family bedrooms left to search, though you’d have to be quick. In and out, quick as you could manage, you searched Jason, Dick, and Damian’s rooms. Then you crossed over and searched Bruce and Cass’s rooms. Finally, you knocked on Tim’s door. It was just a formality at this point, you couldn’t imagine him misplacing it. Faced with no response, you opened the door. And spotted the box.

You’d never seen this box before. It was plain, nondescript. A faded grey, it looked slightly aged and well-loved. Pulling off the lid, you found photos. dozens and dozens of photos. Most were of you, though a few were of Tim’s other family members. Dick, Jason, even Bruce all made appearances, clearly going back years before you’d ever met. Hell, some seemed to be from before Jason had even joined the family, and well before Tim had met the Waynes or lost his parents. How did he get these? There were pictures of you sleeping, walking, breaking into buildings and the school library, even changing… most were from before you’d ever met Tim. Underneath it all was your bracelet, pulled apart into small wires and bits.

“Oh, you’ve found the box,” Bruce’s voice rang out from behind you. You whirled around, watching as he shut and locked Tim’s door, staring at you with a clear, blank expression you’d never seen on his normally joyful face. “It’s Tim’s?” You replied, voice trembling.

He sighed, leaning against the door and crossing his arms. “Yes, it belongs to Tim. I know it seems creepy, but you have to understand… Tim isn’t like us. He doesn’t experience emotion in the same way we do, he never learned the normal boundaries of relationships, growing up the way he did. He uses his camera as a way to capture us, to keep us with him, it’s his way of keeping us safe when he can’t act.”

“They’re from before he met me.” You said, voice hard and cold.

“Yes. Tim tends to stake out anyone he finds particularly interesting. That’s why most of the photos are so old. Think of it as his way of doing research. He feels the need to build our family by snatching up people he thinks of as his, moving around the pieces of our lives until we can be safetly integrated. It’s not so bad, you get used to it.” He continued.

“My parents…” You began, almost too afraid to ask.

“Yes. He planted the idea of a surprise move, a new start. They were being haunted by the ghost of a child they’d never known, and Tim needed a way to get you into position. He’s got a very strategic mind.” Bruce supplied, once again adopting that soft smile you’d grown used to. “Don’t worry, he only does it because he cares. You should see what he does to his enemies…”.

Tim Drake saw you in a way no one else had before.

[haveihitanerve]

some more batfam/bruce being a good dad

Someone reading bruces mind off world (jonn) and thinking hes thinking about the mission or smth, when in reality hes fighting fourteen aliens at once and thinking about what kind of flowers he should pick up on his way home for selina and if barabra cass and steph like flowers and if he brings them flowers should he also get the boys smth and if so should he get them flowers to not seem sexist or would they appreciate not getting flowers for smth more practical and idk it just cracks me up that they think hes being all dark and gloomy and thinking about death and destruction meanwhile bro is thinking about his kids and if they like flowers. 

[appleblocks]

you wanted questions for your au and this may not be a good one but how do they spend their time outside of what youve posted? like do some of them have nightly rituals or have created a new way of living/functioning in their space? just the fun domestic stuff ig!

Fun domestic stuff time!!!

I don't have any drawings for this *that i haven't posted*, but I know I have posted at least 1 silly domestic-y doodle once. (it was a doodle of Jeremy Jr. with Hlry and Jonn)

In my mind Grumbot and Jrumbot (and sometimes Triv, but she's very fragile) do like, roughhousing. Even as young adults they still play fight for fun and even sometimes to settle silly disputes. At night they either sleep, like I've writen in my fic, "going into charging mode, or they stay awake but attached to a charging cable. So they can still kinda do stuff but it needs to be somewhat around their power stations.

Jrumbot usually sleeps, unless he's super focused on a new book he's gotten or texting people deep into the night, Triv always sleeps, surrounded by adorable snail plushies (every time you look there is a new one /silly), and Grumbot,,,, he has a place to sleep but he usually just runs his main battery fully dry before even thinking of charging, unless he's in a situation where him sleeping is necessary, like to pass the night.

Jeremy Jr and Hermes I think would have something akin to a sleepover very often. They sleep in the same house most of the time (aka they travel together between their dads houses most of the time), but they still spend a lot of nights up together, gossiping and doing skincare and stuff. Jeremy kinda needs the skincare cause their skin can dry up very fast since they're meant to be in water most of the time, and Hermes just thinks it's fun :3

Jeremy also spends a lot of their time with their own little friendgroup away from the main next gen kids, playing video games and gossiping and dressing up all cute for normal outings. They have a lot of fun :3

Tom in my mind spends a lot of time at the ranch and walking around Tumble Town when he's not hanging out with the others. He has his older sister he can hang out with, which usually consists of very chill paralel activities and taking care of the animals at the ranch. He really likes horseback riding and practicing bow and arrow tricks :3 or even tricks with wind charges and firework crossbows, my favorite sharpshooter <3

I hope these are good answers! I don't have my ask box open rn but if you have more questions feel free to comment them and I'll answer!!

[cyrusthedragon]

PLEASE his 'ill miss us' KILLED ME, I'M STILL THINKING ABOUT IT. Bro literally is 'homo' in homophobic. BE LESS GAY, U CUNT---

I'm gonna adopt Ryan or he'll see his parents fucking.

Actually, a little off topic, but do you think Ryan would be really confused talking about Billy with his dad one day?.. He truly sincerely thinks they're enemies and stuff, but then Johnny is like 'oh no, William is a GREAT man! I like him a lot, son, why?'. Ryan just can't understand that, so he's asking about fights, and Homelander's answer is even more disorienting:

"You see, buddy, sometimes grown-ups are kicking eachother's butts... But that's nothing like a real fight! They're just playing. So me and...Billy are just having fun. No one will die here, god forbid!"

Ryan doesn't believe shit, but Johnny smiles with his picture-perfect smile and Ryan can see some real joy behind these blue glasses, so he's EVEN MORE ABASHED.

"Wait, dad..." he's frowning, stops in the corridor, forcing John to stop too and turn towards him. "So you mean you like Butcher?"

He can't say if dad really understood him by the way he is still as nonchalant as he was seconds before, and John is doing absolute nothing go help him puzzle out.

"Of course I do!" his face, his smile - they are so mocking, as if asking 'is it really not obvious, champ?'. "You know, i can tell you a secret..." Jonn even gets closer, leans over, and Ryan tenses up, not because of fear, but simply in pure interest. And John is fulfilling it, with awe in his voice and gaze softening. "You know that you and I... You and I are special. There is no one like us. And all the other superheroes, well, they are our kind, but they will never be like us. We're exceptional. Unique." even the way he breathes, slightly trembling, as if he himself is thrilled about his own words. "And William is, no matter how unbelievable it looks, of all the people on earth, he was the only one who could get close to us. Be just like we are. He even made me sweat! Isn't it beautiful?"

When John finally straightenes up, he looks so delighted that Ryan just silently blinks back. But dad does not allow him to recover from whatever that shit was, he turns around and quickly walks forward, making crystal clear that the discussion is over.

Ryan's only thought is 'my dad likes Butcher' and it's not even disturbing now, when he considered it as an option. 'My dad LIKES likes Butcher', he is screaming in his head, and it in some godawful way just makes sense.

Oh god.

He was raised in a lab, give him a break for not knowing.

[christopher-bryant]

winn and jonn are 100% jake and holt.

[dailydccomics]

this is so cute pls stop my heart can’t take anymore

Action Comics #1040

[not-another-robin]

What if J'onn J'onnz adopted the teen titans. What then

[superzr-l]

John be like: fine just go dance with your girl and leave alone, you dumb gay alien

[unnecessary-database]

J’onn: I haven’t felt this lost since...

Me: last fucking month. Dude you a mess

[i-nail-jello-to-walls]

Space dad giving Alex advice. I missed this

[fandomdojo]

*when Lena stops being bonkers and finally accepts being a super friend*

Lena: you're giving me a sticker.

J'onn: not just any sticker. It's of a cat saying "me-wow"!

Lena: I'm not a pre schooler.

J'onn: fine, I'll just take it back.

Lena: I earned this. Back off.

[smilerthesupergirl]

Had to check my last year project and I forgot I had to create some fake accounts XD